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#knock-down-and-drag
thewistlingbadger · 4 months
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Now what we're NOT about to do is bring down roxanne just raise to maxley. We're not doing it! Bc y'all LOVE to do it in every fuckin fandom and I'm not taking it this time!
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triaelf9 · 1 year
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*Duel of the Fates plays* 
 (Bless them for this new Ganondorf design)
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m0nochromem0use · 4 months
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(wip) really hoping for a rogue showdown next ep
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fisheito · 2 months
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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xehanortsreport · 2 months
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after a drawn out battle with my own computer, here's @plotdesigner's incredible KH OC, Lanif! I've been wanting to draw him ever since reading their lovely fic featuring him and my own OC, Spica - his character stuck out to me as incredibly intriguing even with just the glimpse!
thank you for commssioning me!
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boneheadboner · 2 months
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Me, getting feelsy over shit I'm gonna be putting Baggs through in this fic, and I haven't even finished writing the first meeting yet.
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fortjester · 1 year
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undoubtedly someone's made a post abt this before, but at work today i was thinking about this
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[squints at him] what do you know?? what do you know, ortus????
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pluviatrix · 8 months
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i literally am losing my mind im rattling apart like a cheap washing machine. someone help. if i don't finish this comic or something soon i fear i may explode dekarios style
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picaroroboto · 2 years
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ok now here’s what would really happen if you tried to fistfight Kirschtaria
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worstloki · 11 months
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If loki can use telekinesis. Is that why odin put a spell lock on mjolnir so he cant use it
Loki: technically, I’m not holding it
[Mjolnir goes zooming across the room, breaking through a window with the clear aim never to return]
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frnkiebby · 6 months
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tits- I MEAN B R E A S T S
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I AM SO VERY MUCH HERE FOR CURRENT FRANK’S CHEST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST~🎃
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a comedian i like once said that whenever his friends say or do something questionable, he tells them "that's some pepaw shit" and it almost immediately corrected their behavior. i have started doing this recently and it fucking works.
idk how effective this is outside of rural areas, but it's a great way to bypass tedious discourse in activist circles here. a lot of people with their hearts in the right place will still drop shit like "retarded" or "hairlip" or "well women are at their most fertile in their 20s" and you just hit them with a raised eyebrow and a "that is some pepaw shit you just said" and it solves most problems instantly
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lesbianalanwake · 11 months
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probably some fucked up time dilation instead but me if the Oldest House "going dark" means that Northmoor broke out
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I feel like I've been run over by a steamroller. But not in a good pop-my-back kind of way. More of a "I've been on the phone all day trying to deal with enough catastrophes to last me for the full year thank you very much" way.
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hussyknee · 2 months
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Me: "You, along with the with the rest of this household has been abusive AF, punishing me for trying to care for these helpless animals by myself and draining my will to live. And you don't get to tell me about "basic manners" ever again when you never sent condolences for the death of my MIL, a woman who adored you like her own daughter."
Sister: "EVERY DAY YOU HEAP ABUSE ON ME!!!"
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dealbrekker · 6 months
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Me sitting here so pissed at the cross roads of destiny and im not even there yet.
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