#konan x reader

[hinakazino]

Tobi’s Sister? || Akatsuki w/ child!reader

Summary: You’re tobi’s sister, that’s it. You may also be the one the Akatsuki love most.

Warnings: Fluff, tiny bit of angst.

Inspired by this piece: uchihas w/ sister!reader.

You were the last Uchiha ever born, as in you were born a little over a year before the Uchiha Clan Massacre. Obito had known about your presence as it was no secret when a new member was arriving.

Although it was traditional to keep quiet about it until around the 2nd semester out of worry for stressing out the mother. He still found out anyway, and he wasn't sure how to feel about it.

Your arrival was a heartwarming moment. Your mother was very happy for you filled up her heart. Her heart which was dull, was now filled with hope, from the previous loss of her son, him.

It was unfortunate then, that not long after having you that she had gone. That the whole clan had gone, except for you and Sasuke. Obito had debated on your worth but ultimately he chose to keep you and Madara didn't seem to be against it.

Madara himself hearing that he had a little sister had simply said that "we should at least leave out some hope for our clan". So, on the night of the Uchiha massacre you were taken to a secret location, death faked.

From that point on, Obito had raised you on his own and he soon found that you were his love. You were so sweet and adorable, he didn't want anything happening to you. When you came he swore no feelings towards you, yet now you are his weakness.

It wasn't like Obito hid his face from you either, but he knew that he had to keep his plan foolproof so he never told you his real name, sticking to Tobi/big brother. He'd save that revelation for when you were much older.

By the age of 3, you were a healthy toddler who was energetic and intelligent. You picked up things quicker than others, such as walking and talking. Although you weren't a professional you could communicate what you wanted. It was at this age that Obito introduced you to the Akatsuki. Most of the members were surprised by this. Not really by the point that Tobi had this child with him who he had a brotherly relationship with, but more so the point that Pain actually allowed you into the organization.

By the age of 4 you had gotten used to your environment, you were an energetic child. Tobi was personally worried about how the Akatsuki would treat you but nothing bad came out of it. You were given all you needed and treated with the utmost respect.

It was honestly laughable, how the akatsuki. The most powerful criminal organization, dawned in their signature black, red cloud cloaks had this small child. In her small puffy dress running around.

The truth was that not all of the akatsuki knew you personally, they knew you exist but not all have met you. It was decided that you'd be with the main group.

Pain was at a loss of words, truly, when you were introduced into the equation. He knew right away that you were definitely an uchiha and that you had quite a strong bond with Tobi (for him, "Madara").

But it seemed that out of all things Tobi sincerely meant everything he said about you. He had even cited how Pain and Konan wanted to create a place where children could be happy, "a place I hope she'll be," he said while cradling your sleeping form.

So, Pain ultimately did let you in but not without stating his own terms. Handling a child was not at all easy and if you were to stay with them. You should at least be trained to an extent where you were useful.

After all, the organization doesn’t want any people who’d slow them down. At least, that was the original reason, deep down Pain did feel the need to protect you.

Ultimately a plan was devised, they’d take care of you, teach you, and train you. The more difficult things could be dealt with later on. So, a teaching plan was developed for you when you became apart of the Akatsuki.

Kakuzu had known of your arrival long before any of the other members. As previously Pain had consulted him on this as part of the budget would be put towards taking care of you. This, greatly annoyed Kakuzu.

Kakuzu didn't understand why Pain even cared about you to this extent. He saw this as wasted money, baby formula and diapers weren't cheap. But thankfully, he didn't have to worry about that because by the time you were established as a member you didn't need that anymore.

He eventually didn't mind you at all as you weren't that big of an annoyance. You weren't that interested in him at first. Eventually though due to Pains plan Kakuzu would have to teach you mathematics.

A class, which, to your dismay and Kakuzu's you disliked. Nonetheless he was at least grateful you absorbed knowledge and was quite shocked whenever you'd join into his money-speaking conversations with Hidan.

Hidan was one of the most shocked members, "oh I wonder how strong she is!" he had said. Then when your small form peaked out from behind Tobi, Konan had to reminded him that you were just a child.

Hidan got along with you easily though, and it was no secret the rest of the members enjoyed the "tea parties" you'd host with him and Deidara. Hidan greatly enjoyed your innocence to the world.

Especially your reaction to new things. He remembers laughing so hard when he had you try french fries for the first time, or when you'd seen a shooting star for the first time. He made sure of course, to tell you to make a wish. He really enjoyed your company.

Despite this, Hidan wasn't given an educational role but more so a babysitter rule. It wasn't ideal but he was like a guard for you, since he enjoyed your company he was tasked with keeping an eye on you most of the time.

Deidara reacted exactly like Hidan had, he didn't expect you to be a kid though honestly! When he first saw you he honestly thought you were quite cute. You were so chubby and soft, he loved whenever he'd come back from a long mission. You'd run and hug him!

It was even better when Hidan and him would compete for who you'd hug first. However most of the time you wouldn't choose or just run to Konan instead.

Deidara, unlike Hidan, although being assigned to watch over you partly also was your art teacher. Deidara was not allowed to use explosions at all with you, this was strictly forbidden by Pain and more so by Tobi. Not like he would though after seeing how easily you could get injured. You had merely fell but it'd left you with two bleeding knees that healed fast thankfully since you were still young, but had scared you for awhile. It hurt Deidara to witness that, who would enjoy that anyway?

He mainly just has you make sculptures with him, and it isn't like he hates doing other things besides sculptures. So besides his tendency to destroy things in "the name of art" he really doesn't do that with you also because you had cried once. That was when he realized you were more of a collection person.

Sasori hadn’t given any reaction at all when you’d arrived. He saw it like this, as long as you didn’t disturb him he wouldn’t you. However, it seems like Pain had other plans.

As you technically had to be taught besides being taken care of. It turns out that Sasori had been chosen to be your science teacher. He wasn’t particularly fond of this idea as a child such as you seemed quite dumb, no?

Well he was wrong about you being dumb because you were quite intelligent for your age, but not obedient. Sasori was a man who’d get the job done though so he found a way around your constant moving. It didn't take a genius to figure out kids were active.

He was actually starting to enjoy teaching you then, as you were always excited when he said he had something new for you. You absorbed knowledge from him and always praised him. This stroked his ego a lot.

He was especially impressed at your reaction to his puppets. You’d let out the loudest squeal he’d ever heard and hadn’t even realized it was a puppet. You reminded him of when he was young, and it made him get closer to you.

Itachi had just accepted your presence, although your age shocked him a bit. He was technically considered young himself when he had joined the Akatsuki, and besides he'd seen much worse.

At first, he didn't know how to interact with you but introductions were said and done with Pain's assignment for him. Itachi was to be your actual babysitter, he got you ready for meals, helped dress you, and more.

Pain knew out of everyone here Itachi was kind with kids and knew how to be responsible. Which is why Itachi is your Nanny, always reminding you of naps, rest, and shower time.

It was a bit debated whether it would be Konan or Itachi but Konan was normally rather busy and Itachi had swore to Tobi no harm would come to you. He wasn't one to break promises either. Itachi tried to not become attached to you emotionally but clearly failed. He didn't want to lose another person, or worst comes to worst, be the one to take out that said person. He wasn't an idiot, he knew you were an Uchiha from the moment he laid eyes on you. It was the most shocking of all in your first meeting. He couldn't help feeling grateful in the end however, to know that at least one person was spared from the massacre. This was soon combined with a feeling of guilt though as he knew you were entangled in much more now, he vowed he'd protect you if he could, just like Sasuke.

Eventually, you had come to love Itachi just like a brother, he gave you a sense of familiarity and was super gentle. The same could be said for Itachi, who now saw Sasuke in you.

Kisame was quite amused when you'd joined the Akatsuki. Wouldn't it be rather fun for people to hear of this? Well, either way he thought you'd be scared of him on your first meeting.

Turns out you weren't in the least, you were really curious about him too. When you'd first met your hands had touched his face all over, but what made you love him the most was how high he could lift you.

This was when Kisame first learned just how much kids loved to be tossed around (gently) and he always made sure to lower his strength around you. He actually was quite entertained with you, not as bored as he’d thought.

He was assigned to be your swim teacher, expected really. He began teaching you right away and quickly caught onto your fear of the deep water. Not to fear though because Tobi was there watching your first couple lessons and Kisame controlled the waters to prevent any harm.

He did his best to make the waters seem calm and fun. Whenever he could he’d take you to the beach or a lake. Sometimes Itachi would even tag along with you two as he watched Kisame swim out with you.

Kisame felt proud knowing you were learning quickly. He had bragged about it once to Hidan and Deidara too. They had called him soft towards you but it wasn’t necessarily a lie.

Konan lastly, was your Language/Biology teacher, she came around more often after you came into the equation. You were so adorable in her eyes and she loved whenever you’d run into her arms.

Konan loved your squishy chubby cheeks, most of all your cute voice when you called her name. She was assigned as your biology teacher for obvious reasons. Although this is a more later role she would help you through puberty and such.

She was also your language teacher, helping you learn the characters and to read. Enjoying the fun moment she’d have with you on her lap reading along. You were a kind presence in her world, a reminder of what she hopes to work towards.

Konan is happy to take care of you and you view her much like an older sister. She teaches you so much, and is a very encouraging person. Helping you gain new experiences and also protecting you as much as she can.

© 2023 by Hinakazino, do not translate/edit/claim or use my work in any form.

[cherubfae]

|| love rival || Akatsuki x reader

They're now realizing what a mistake it was to introduce you to the group, now they have competition with their own teammate.

tags: former ninja!reader, gn! civilian reader, established relationships, threats, violence, protective!akatsuki, slightly suggestive in Sasori's || MDNI

Pain

He knows that Konan is harmless and she's not the sort of disrespectful person to go sniffing about where she doesn't belong, especially where he and his partner are concerned. Pain, however, cannot tolerate the lingering touches Konan gives you as she passes by. Her hand brushing yours, guiding you with an arm around your shoulders, and blushing at you. He feels a warning is warranted.

"You are my dear friend, Konan, I have known you many years, but this simply won't do. You are better than how you are acting. Be respectful and leave them alone, and I won't need to inflict pain upon you."

Konan

Oh, well isn't this troublesome. Konan isn't the type to make idle threats, but Pain is her commander and leader. That would not be a wise decision on her part, but she does trust her long-time friend to be somewhat respectful and not place you in any situation where you would be uncomfortable. She's not above putting her foot down if she really must.

"Sir, with all due respect, my partner isn't interested and we would both appreciate you to mind your manners."

Obito

You are his everything. He would destroy the entire world for you. Level mountains, tame seas, there isn't anything he wouldn't do as long as it's within his power. He's pretty surprised that Zetsu even took a liking to you, as he's not one that's expressed interest in most anything other than his eating habits.

"Surely Zetsu is mistaken. My partner isn't a corpse for you to munch on you, nor are they yours for the taking. Keep your distance and I won't have to bloody you up too much."

Zetsu

As with anything, both sides of him are at a near constant quarrel with each other. His light side trying to reassure his darker side that Tobi is harmless and doesn't mean anything malicious by taking interest in you.

"Tobi is a good boy, he means no harm." "His harm is his unwarranted interest in our beloved partner. Fool! You have no sense, do you?"

Hidan

Honestly he could laugh so hard he may undo the stitches in his neck. That old fucker wants his partner?? Is he actually serious?

"Haha! That's fucking rich! You've gotta be at least one-hundred by now, huh? Fuck off, geezer! They're not yours!"

Kakuzu

Clearly decapitating Hidan over and over doesn't make him talk any less. Neither does stabbing him-- but it sure does take the edge off. Kakuzu would rather not deal with the younger man's insufferable stubbornness. You are his lover, his alone, and Hidan had no chance in whatever the fuck kind of afterlife his mighty lord Jashin provides. None. Fuck off, Hidan.

"As if they'd want someone as lowly as you. You don't even pay for your own shit. Remember your place or I won't hesitate to remove you from this world permanently. One swipe and your head will be freed from your miserable shoulders. I'm sure all sorts of insects would love to burrow inside of that hollow space."

Itachi

For a moment he's reminded of Sasuke's little schoolboy crush on you, except Kisame isn't Sasuke. He is a grown adult capable of getting in the way of Itachi's livelihood. Threatening the sanctity of his relationship. He's unlikely to do much other than step in if he crosses any boundaries or makes you uncomfortable. So until something is said, it's just this weird, heavy atmosphere. Kisame starts to speak but Itachi cuts him off immediately.

"Keep their name out of your mouth, Kisame. I won't warn you again."

Kisame

Oftentimes he wonders how lonely Itachi is. He annihilated his entire clan save for his younger brother in a single night. He took away everything he loved and for what? He can appreciate Itachi's past but Kisame doesn't take too kindly to the eldest Uchiha brother being a bit too welcoming and protective of his partner.

"Itachi, a word of advice. Don't shit where you eat. And keep your nose out of other's relationships. You're a good, respectable man and I appreciate your concern in my partner's well-being. Let me handle it from here."

Sasori

There's still the age-old artistic view difference between the two: eternal art vs shortlived art. One could argue both have their merits, but even after all these years it was a sore subject between the blonde and redhead duo. And now you were thrown into the mix.

"If you truly think you're so superior to me, Deidara, then perhaps you'd be more open to what a waste your art truly is. My partner prefers eternal, long-lasting, but there's nothing long nor lasting about, is there?"

Deidara

This was great. Jusssst great. Sasori had been hanging around his area of the hideout more and for what, Deidara wasn't sure. Until he recalled that you had been given special permission to visit from Pain himself. You'd forsaken your village long ago and clearly had no interest in reporting them, so it was allowed. Sasori had begun skulking about ever since and the blonde could guess why he might be drawn to you.

"If you even think about turning my partner into a fuckin' puppet, I won't hesitate to kill you, Sasori. No matter which way I go about it, you'll end up in splinters. So, I repeat. Stay the fuck away from them, hmm."

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[dark-konohagakure2]

Pain punishing a disobedient member by making her a free use slave for the whole Akatsuki

tw: noncon, abuse of power, free use, gangbang, bondage, threats, biting, forced eye contact, abuse, size difference, monster cocks, double penetration, anal, bloodplay, degradation, photography, mommy kink, facesitting

All characters depicted are 18+

Pain isn't as domineering of a leader as people would think, despite being the head of a terrorist group, he allows his members to have a certain degree of freedom with how they pursue the organizations shared goals, but if there's one thing Pain won't allow, it's disobedience.

When a younger female member of the Akatsuki begins to show the telltale signs of a disobedience streak, Pain will snuff out the issue before it even arises, deciding to put the would-be dissenter to work, and what better work for a disobedient brat than long and hard labor?

Pain can easily overpower her even without using his Rinnegan, chaining her up with her arms above her head and her legs spread, all of her holes exposed to whoever would walk into the common room of the Akatsuki lair.

Pain is very blunt about his intentions, telling her all about how he's going to have her own comrades fuck the disobedience out of her, that's the small price that traitors to the Akatsuki have to pay after all.

"Now you're going to learn how to be a good girl. I'm leaving you here for our comrades to use as they see fit. Maybe this will teach you the importance of teamwork and obedience."

Deidara goes first, and being the youngest he has the most stamina, not to mention his sadistic streak. He'll threaten to blow her to smithereens with his art, and he'll use the mouths on his hands to bite when lick her all over. Sasori goes next, and he's just unnerving, showing no emotion and staring at her with unblinking eyes, his puppet body feeling very uncomfortable inside of her as he roughly penetrates her with it.

Itachi is almost as unnerving as Sasori, just without the cold wooden body. He stares too, but with his Sharingan active the entire time he's fucking her, he's oddly insistent on making eye contact the entire time, grabbing her face and even slapping her if she looks away from his intense gaze. Kisame is a very big and tall man, living up to his reputation as a complete monster. He practically smothers the poor girl with his large frame when he pounds both of his cocks into her, shoving one member into each of her holes and leaving her covered in bloody bite marks by the time he's done.

Hidan is unsurprisingly the worst of them all in terms of the amount of physical pain he'll inflict, he'll fuck her so hard that she bleeds while calling her every name in the book, laughing in her face whenever she cries and begs. Kakuzu is no where near as obnoxious as Hidan, but he's just as cruel, forcing his threads into her mouth to shut her up while he plows into her, taking photos of her helpless form on his camera so he can sell them to seedy old perverts later.

Konan isn't as cruel as the men, but she's just as domineering as them, sharply slapping the girl's pussy and telling her to be a good girl for mommy as she sits on the girl's helpless face. Tobi is surprisingly the scariest of them all, the usually childish man is now speaking in a terrifying and deep voice, acting the complete opposite of his usual self as he pounds into her roughly and without a hint of his usual goofiness.

Once the day is done and her sentence is served, Pain will come to unbind her, her body covered in cum, tears, and blood. Pain won't feel any remorse, only showing satisfaction at the fact that his unruly bitch is how housebroken.

"Have you learned your lesson? It certainly looks like you have. Now, let's go to my quarters, I'll give you your final lesson in obeying your leader."

He'll then take her to his room to have his own way with the defenseless Akatsuki member, he's her leader after all, her God, so it's only fair that he fucks her last, to truly assert his dominance and ownership over her used up body.

[fatherphilia]

nsfw akatsuki headcanons

feeling insane rn. i included orochimaru too cause he was like technically apart of it.. and i just wuv my babygirl.

as always, there’s some problematic content so be careful.

tw. implied cannibalism, manipulation, public sex, drugging, noncon, bondage, period sex, necro, age gap under cut

pain/nagato is an interesting one after all, pain is a corpse for nagato to control but since pain will always be nagato’s favorite vessel, it’s his preferred one to fuck you with. the body is cold, lacking much in the warmth department but it’s desirable all the same.

pain is skilled with his fingers though, there’s no part of his body that nagato isn’t adapt at controlling. his thick digits easily able to reach that pleasurable spot inside of you that has you seeing stars; his thumb rubbing circles against your clit as he works you through the orgasm.

can’t forget the tongue piercing either. he’s got piercings all over his body but you’d be lying if you said the one on his tongue wasn’t your favorite. the chill of the metal against your warm sex while he’s lapping at your folds drives you crazy.

konan adores sex in nature, something about the feeling of grass or bark against her back while she’s intertwined with her partner gets her going. it’s not uncommon for her to request to be sent on missions with just her partner and no one else. of course, the team hardly suspects it’s for salacious reasons because she keeps a stoic face while asking.

when the coast is clear, she’ll tug her lover into the woods with her. her hands roaming under their partially unzipped cloak to find leverage on their thighs where her fingers are tracing out circles and hearts into their skin.

her nails leave thin scratch marks all across their back while they cling to each other against a tree. her partners hands movingly swiftly between her thighs.

did you know period blood can be used for rituals? hidan certainly knew and he’s very proudly a big fan of period sex. he loves fucking his partner while they’re on their period more than anything. it gets him going to see the way his cock is coated with their blood as he slides in and out of them.

just the sight of their blood smeared across their thighs and his cock is almost too much for him. he’s groaning as his grip tightens around their waist so he could push himself deeper inside. he loves the little squeals he gets in response from just that one movement.

eating his partner out while they’re on his period is also something that he adores. he’s licking and lapping like it’s his last meal and he loves the feeling of their juices mixed with blood dripping down his chin.

itachi likes to blindfold his lover during sex because he thinks it’s a great sign of trust. he loves knowing that they trust him enough that they’d momentarily let their sight be taken away so he could touch them. he can’t deny that the fact that they won’t know what he’s doing next also plays a part in his desire.

to an extent, it also brings him more comfort to know that they’re not watching his every movement and perhaps judging what he does. he feels like this control gives him leeway to work their body in just the right ways without any worry.

he’ll try to surprise them, stroking their entrance before pulling away, leaving the ghost of his touch as he knows they can’t see where he’s gone before he’s just as quick to continue his ministrations and watch the way they jerk in surprise.

sasori is a puppet, he’s got a body he’s built and strewn together himself and when creating his perfect form, he’d considered any genitalia to be unnecessary and an afterthought. he’s certain his skills more than make up for it.

he’s got a million puppets he can control and what better way to use them than on you? he’ll sit across from you on the bed, skillfully moving his fingers to command a wooden hand to stroke the heat between your legs and for anyone to massage and grope your sensitive breasts.

when you’re whining for him to at least use his own hands, he has to chastise you a little bit. you expect him to get get his own fingers soaked? how selfish of you. he’s being generous by letting you play with his puppets like this.

i think deidara’s favorite body part of his is quite easy to guess. there’s nothing that man loves more than his hands which not only create art but are so unique with the mouths placed on either palm. and, since he loves that part of him so much, he loves to use it on you as well.

consider it a treat that he can eat you out while still able to dirty talk. he absolutely adores watching you squirm and moan beneath him as the tongue on his hand licks at your glistening folds. since he’s just using his hands, he has a perfect view of your face as well and the man is get to watch your gasps and moans at his touch.

he loves to overstimulate you as well by using both hands, two is always better than one, right? your body sure seems to think so with the way it’s arching into his touch.

zetsu seems to love you somewhat or rather, half of him loves you and the other half loves the way you taste and smell. he’s always has to be mindful of his actions while fucking you because the temptation to eat and bite is always lingering in the back of his mind.

can’t stand to see any skin exposed on you because he just wants to consume it but he settles for leaving bite marks and thin streaks of blood across your body while he fucks you. really, he expects you to praise him for having such good self control.

just don’t ask him to eat you out because then he really would not be able to contain himself from finally having that taste of you he wants most.

it should come as no surprise that kisame loves to fuck in bodies of water be it river, pool or a small bath. the water is like home to him and so he shares it with you during your most intimate moments. thankfully, if you can’t swim, he keeps a firm grip on you to keep you afloat.

the man loves the weightlessness of your bodies in the water even though he can easily lift you up anyways. although, he sometimes can’t help himself from dragging you underwater with him as he kisses and thrusts up into you just to watch you gasp and pull him up for air seconds later.

definitely a biter as well, this man is obsessed with leaving bite marks all along your neck and breasts. he just needs to be able to mark his territory and his sharp teeth make it quick and easy to stake his claim on you.

kakuzu has no intentions of settling down anytime soon and so he takes to fucking prostitutes he finds in nearby villages. the man is quick to abuse his status and fear as an akatsuki member to avoiding paying any girl he’s pulled for a night.

he’ll take any woman stupid enough to think he’d truly pay her for her time. he’s rough with them all, digging his hands into their hips so hard that it leaves bruises and thrusting his cock up into their mouth till they’re gagging. it’s not like they have much power to oppose his brutal treatment anyways.

when he’s done with them. having then spent and aching, their body left in marks that could only be done by a man truly wishing to cause them pain; he finally simply leaves them where he found them.

when obito is using his “tobi” persona, he likes to play innocent and naive to get someone into just the position he likes. he’ll claim to have lost something in a deep secluded area and that he really really wants them to come help him find it!

it’s too late by the time they’re bending over to pick up nothing more than a piece of trash. he’s already dropped his persona and his hands are gripping their hips and forcing them on to the ground with relative ease while he tears at their clothes.

he’s eerily silent while fucking them, not even making a motion to silence his victim as they hiccup through tears and beg for him to stop. a few grunts here and there but he won’t answer any of their pleas with a response and much like kakuzu, he has no qualms about just leaving them there when he’s done.

orochimaru gets what he wants by drugging anyone he desires. he’s particularly fond of ninjas who’ve just hit 18 and believe themselves to be untouchable and respected in their newfound adulthood. to him, it’s fun to break them down with just a few injections.

he gets them to the point where they’re hardly conscious and willing to do anything he likes so he can slide his cock between their lips while they do absolutely nothing to resist. he thinks of them as nothing more than dolls at his will at this point, they’re hardly able to make their own decisions.

he’ll play with them, let them reach the cusps of consciousness so they can fight and scream before he’s injecting them something else so they’re perfectly submissive for him once more.

[thebloodredraven]

Akatsuki Secret [sub] Kinks - Part I

lineup: itachi uchiha, hidan, konan, sasori warnings: mentions and descriptions of rough sex, degradation, dumbification, mommy kink, humiliation, r*pe play, and edging, gender inclusive

- x - notes: I've had this in my drafts for a little while (a year lmao), but I couldn't get Hidan fleshed out tbh. His was hard. Anyways: minors do not interact, comment or reblog if you like it, and make sure to support other fanfic writers ♥ I only do these when the moment strikes so idk when the second part will be published but it'll get done! thanks ♥ - x -

Itachi: degredation/humiliation

Sure, he could be the best pleasure dom you've ever come across ever. Ever. But have you considered he gives you all the praise because he's tired of hearing it for himself? Every waking minute of his life, he has to hear about how great he is. How powerful he is. How nobody will ever amount to his power and prowess as a shinobi. Praise, envy, recognition, infamy, compliments, shoe-shining, ass-kissing, blah blah blah blah blah. He's heard it all before and he's sick of it.

You can't convince me he wouldn't fold, or at least pause him in his tracks, if someone told him he wasn't as special as everyone claimed he was. That he wasn't worth the hype. That you expected more from someone with his name. That the way he was writhing and keening from your fingers milking his prostate because he hates being edged was unbecoming of him. That Uchiha pride of his would fight back against the accusations and his eyes would burn with hatred, but the beet-red blush that covers his entire face and chest while you're impaling his wet throat tells you he feels otherwise.

That man wants to be spit on and called a cock-sucking whore while he's ass up taking a strap. Call him pathetic. Tell him how stupid he looks with his fucked-out face smothered in the pillows and slick all over his chin from when you sat on his face and smothered him until he couldn't breathe. Laugh at him when he begs for air by tapping your thighs. Ask him how he'd feel if his entire family could see him in a position that would bring the whole clan to shame, and he'd feel freer and more liberated than he has his whole life cause all the expectations people placed on him are GONE and he can just be your dumb little toy.

Konan: dominatrix

I feel it in my gut that this woman is a dominatrix at certain times. She feels like a switch, but the few times she needs to be in that special space? Needs to feel some semblance of control because everything else around her is out of her grasp because someone else has what she wants in their clutches? That's when she slips into that headspace.

Unlike Itachi as a pleasure dom, she's a no-nonsense woman and expects to be obeyed. You'll be rethinking about how you backtalked her when your top half is hanging off the bed while she fucks you with a brutality she learned to harness on the battlefield, the only thing keeping you from falling being her strong grip on your hips.

You've got drool sliding down your cheek and a tight grip on her wrist while she forces moan after moan after moan from you until you're screaming and crying for her to stop. Because after four messy, powerful orgasms you can't take it anymore. It's too much. She'll slow down once she sees you sobbing and bend down to kiss away your tears, letting you get a breather, but she's not pulling out. In fact, you're too dazed by her lips to realize the meaning behind her sliding her hands up your body to rest at the juncture of your neck. She presses one more tender kiss to your ears before whispering in a deceptively kind voice, "I know it's a lot, baby. But you know tears don't move me. Until I hear that safe word, you're going to take it until I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson. Now stop whining and spread your legs wider. You're in for a long night."

Hidan: dumbification/tenderness

You'd think this one would be easy because what you see is what you get most of the time with Hidan: a sadomasochistic pain-obsessed BDSM freak with very little boundaries. He typically requires a lot from sexual partners because that's all he's used to: intensity. Everything with him is always blood, violence, screaming, sacrifice, Jashin, Jashin, Jashin, kill, kill, kill. R8P play, flogging, knife play, golden showers, and even killing him are not above his desires. But this is about secret kinks. There are enough fanfics about him loving the thrill of being bullied by big muscular men to the nth degree, but what's something he'd keep hidden from everyone else? One he might actually feel embarrassed about sharing with someone? One he'd go to great lengths to hide because it's the one thing he's ashamed about feeling like he needs? It's not a kink at all. It's a human emotion that he craves to feel during the moment more than he's willing to admit: It's tenderness. It's making love to him to slow his mind down and coaxing his orgasms from him in a way that doesn't overstimulate him and watching him make sense of it. It's enacting acts of violence against his body with spiked whips, chain-shibari, and barbed wire but pressing a kiss to his fresh, bloodied wounds at the same time. It's making him understand that he craves violence and hedonism because it's the only form of control he ever has and taking it away from him is a risk you love him enough to take. It's being in the throes of pleasure and getting him right to his peak before forcing him to keep eye contact as his pleasure spills over and wracks through his body in waves because of the softness and admiration aimed towards him at his most vulnerable. He'll NEVER admit it out loud and he'd actually kill you if you brought it up any time outside of the bedroom, but you know. He knows you know. It works out.

Sasori: MMlb/DDlb

I see this man portrayed as a hard dom 98% of the time and I'm not mad about it, but........ The same man that figuratively and literally wears a hard shell of a mask to hide his vulnerable and delicate nature? The man that finds beauty in the most macabre things because it's everlasting and immortal, therefore will always be remembered and praised? The man that found peace after death because someone finally understood him? The man that created puppets of his parents for some form of connection to the intimacy that he was robbed of? The Scorpio? That man needs a Mommy with a capital M. He wants to be nurtured. He wants to be held. He wants someone else to hold the strings to his heart for a change. That bad attitude and mean streak doesn't change the fact that that man is a bottom; a bottom leaning switch at MOST.

[aceopmari]

Perverted Akatsuki X Reader: Upskirt👙

Akatsuki Masterlist

TW: Explicit, upskirts, panties, perversion, face sitting, breast licking, perverted reader, masturbation, sexual harassment. Minors DNI 18+

Akatsuki Baddie Taglist: @ppg-artss @cutebunnygirl02 @mercymccann @kakeisumire @aoi-ajisai

Sasori:

Sasori was working on Hiruko’s puppet body in the small library at the base. You walked in the room wearing your short skirt and walked towards the bookshelf that was in front of him. You bent over to examine the shelf as you searched for your book.

Sasori’s usual blank and passive stare turned into a naughty smirk the moment he brought his attention to the hemline of your miniskirt.

He got a glimpse of red fabric that barely peeked out from your short skirt. ‘I just wonder what she’s hiding under there…’ he thought.

He raised up his hand a bit and activated his chakra thread that he used to connect to one of the ruffles to your skirt. With a gentle lift of his fingers, he was able to lift up the back of your skirt, just high enough for you not to notice and for Sasori to get a good peek of what was underneath.

Sasori got a good eye full. Underneath your skirt was a pair of sexy red mesh back panties that hugged your cheeks. ‘Naughty girl…’ he thought.

Sasori’s eyes followed your curves as he studied the sparkles that were on the back of the panties. ‘Never would have taken her to have such an artistic taste…’

You felt a small breeze from under your skirt. You were unaware of what was really happening as you believed that the A/C was blowing.

You felt really hot under your skirt from the weather. You bent over a bit further and sighed quietly in satisfaction as you welcomed the breeze.

Sasori’s let out a low hum in amusement at the sight. “Not bad, I’ve got to admit,” he whispered.

“…Huh?” You snap out of your thoughts and turn around to see Sasori using his chakra thread on your skirt. You raised an eyebrow. “Sasori, what are you-?”

“-Your panties were showing. I was simply pulling your skirt down…” Sasori said flatly as his passive blank stare returned to his face. He lowered his fingers making the ruffle of your skirt go down before he disconnects his chakra thread.

Your cheeks flushed. “Oh..t-thank you Sasori…” Feeling embarrassed, you grabbed your book and quickly left. Sasori snickered to himself before going back to work on his puppet.

The moment you left the room, a naughty perverted smirk spread across your face as your clit throbbed from under your skirt.

Truth be told, you wouldn’t mind one bit if Sasori took it upon himself to take a little peek up your skirt. But you knew he was too reserved to try anything like that…

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu sat on the couch in the living room at the base as he counted his money. It was hard to focus with the noise of your vacuuming. He didn’t mind though. After all he had a nice view of the lovely gifts, from the ‘Village Hidden in the Short Skirts…’

Kakuzu glanced up from his wad of ryo to stare up your skirt. You bent over right in front of him as you vacuumed to reach the hard corners.

You had on a sexy pink thong. A color that matched well with your innocence. Kakuzu’s red-green eyes followed the movements of your fluttering skirt as he watched your ass jiggle in your panties. He bit his lip behind his mask.

Kakuzu would never admit, but you were just his type. You were a young and beautiful fine piece of ass. One that was round, ripe, and tight…

If it wasn’t for his greed, he would have spent money on that ass. Kakuzu found himself reaching his hand between his man spread legs as he tended to his aching bulge. “Mmm…” he moaned quietly.

Kakuzu watched as you turned off the vacuum and put it away. You then pulled out a feather duster before walking over to the small coffee table in front of Kakuzu.

You bent over in front of him as you proceeded to dust the table. Your skirt was just a few feet away. Kakuzu gripped his dick through his pants as he looked up your skirt once more as he studied the perfectly sculpted twin full moons that was wrapped by your skimpy fabric.

Kakuzu didn’t hesitate anymore as he reached a hand to smack your ass, enjoying the sight of it jiggling in your thong.

You shrieked as you dropped your feather duster. Your cheeks flushed a deep red as you turned back to glare at Kakuzu.

“H-hey! You can’t do that, Kakuzu!” You snapped. “Shut up, Y/N. Get back to work,” Kakuzu says coldly.

You turned away in a huff as Kakuzu smirked in satisfaction. You picked up your duster and went back to cleaning.

You couldn’t help but smirk to yourself. You wouldn’t mind it if Kakuzu dragged you to bed to spank you…and with his tendrils no less…

Kisame:

You were painting the walls of the base when you called Kisame over. “Needed something, Sweetheart?”

You nodded. “Yeah. I need to paint up higher but I can’t reach. Think you could give me a boost?” Kisame smiled. “But of course…”

Kisame got on his knees and grabbed a hold of your body to boost you up. He held you tightly by your legs.

“Great! Just keep steady for 5 minutes,” you say before you go ahead to start painting. “Sure, take all the time you need…” Kisame grinned as he glanced up your skirt.

Kisame thought you were rather innocent. He was so surprised when he took a peek of the sexy black thong you had under your short skirt.

The thong hugged your curves and gave your ass a perfect lift. Kisame licked his lips like a hungry shark. He only wished he could sink his teeth into those cheeks for a yummy taste.

His eyes traced to your clothed pussy. It was wet and it seemed to have gotten more soaked by the second.

On top of that, he noticed some sweat beads rolling down your ass cheeks and onto your legs. You must’ve felt pretty hot under your skirt from the weather.

Kisame held back a groan. He glanced at his crotch seeing his ‘little shark’ sticking out. He couldn’t help but snicker. ‘What am I a teenager? Damn…’

“Okay, I’m done. You could put me down now, Kisame,” you say. Kisame snapped out of his thoughts and internally panicked as he glanced up at you.

He then spotted an empty white spot in the corner walls. “Oh um…you missed a spot…”

You followed his gaze and spotted the unpainted corner. “Oh! Thanks!” You then went ahead and started painting the spot. “No problem…” Kisame smirked as he went back to peeking up your skirt.

His eyes fell to your crotch. Your underwear had cute little blue words on the front. ‘Shark Bait, eh? Cute…’ he thought.

You smirk to yourself as you felt your clit throb from the arousal. “I hope your enjoying the view, Sharky~” you say seductively.

Kisame widened his eyes. You had known the whole time that he was watching. He grinned showing his shark teeth some more. “I am…”

You glanced down at him. “Want a little taste?” Kisame chuckled. “But of course…”

You yelped when Kisame repositioned you so that your legs were wrapped around his neck. He brought his head up your skirt and proceeded to lick your clothed pussy.

You were a moaning mess when Kisame dragged his cold tongue up and down your wet clothed clit to taste the juices.

You squealed in delight as Kisame licked the sweat beads off your cheeks. This was just what you needed to cool off for the day.

Hidan:

You were cooking breakfast in your short skirt, swinging your hips to the beat of the music. Hidan was sitting at the table waiting for the meal. He didn’t mind the wait. After all he had a whole ‘ass meal’ in front of him…

With a grin on his face, his magenta eyes followed the sashaying movements of your hips as your skirt swished to the beat of the music. He was hungry for some ass. Hidan spread his legs open as he started to shamelessly rub his dick. “Damn mama, shake that ass…” he whispered.

In his eyes, a short skirt was an invitation. One that leads to fucking. He didn’t waste any time as he walked up to you, eyeing the hemline of your skirt. “Whatchu got under there…?” He asks huskily as he reaches towards the end of your skirt.

You slowly turn back to him. “Hm?” You gasp as Hidan lifted up your skirt. His grin grew bigger at the sight of your bright red lacy thong. “Hello…”

Your cheeks flushed as you whirled around to slap Hidan across the face. His expression did not falter. “DAMN!” He laughed.

You tugged your skirt down defensively. “Hidan! What the hell is wrong with…you?” You shrink back as Hidan’s eyes darken with lust.

You widened your eyes in horror as you shook your head. “Hidan…Hidan no!” “Bring that ass over here…” Hidan growls hungrily.

In the next instant, your running away from Hidan who immediately starts chasing you. “C’MERE BITCH!” He laughs. Hidan grabs a hold of you and tosses you over his shoulder causing your skirt to flip up.

You hissed when Hidan smacked your ass which echoed in the kitchen. He walked towards the countertop.

“Hidan I’m trying to cook!” You whined. “Fuck that! I’m having that ass for breakfast!” Hidan laughed as he snapped the straps of your thong. The sounds of your cries were music to his ears.

Hidan sets you down in front of the counter. “Bend over, bitch!” He laughs as he smacks your ass again. You flinch at the touch.

As Hidan positions you against the counter, you picked up the smell of smoke. “Hidan! The stove!” You cry. “Don’t worry, Sugar, I’ll be quick,” Hidan says huskily as he peels off your panties.

Your cheeks burn as your felt your heat exposed to the air. You shivered when you felt Hidan rub his bare cock against your ass cheeks. “Damn your warm…let me get a better feel of you, gorgeous…”

You shivered as your decided to accept your fate. “Hidan at least close the door….oooh…” Hidan slid his dick into your ass as the sound of the hot stove sizzled in your ear.

Not a moment later, the sound of the smoke alarm went off as you mouth a “WOW” at the feeling of Hidan’s full length in your ass. It was truly about to get hot in here…

Deidara:

Deidara yawned as he walked through the dark base. He had awoken from a bad dream and decided to calm himself down for a midnight snack.

He made his way towards the dining room and stopped when he heard the sound of erotic moaning. Deidara saw a light from the kitchen. Someone was there.

The continued sounds of moaning piqued his curiosity. He quietly stalked towards the entryway and leaned in for a closer look.

His jaw dropped at the sight. There you were inside the kitchen clad in a sexy lacy red and black bra and panty set.

Not only that, but you were wiggling your ass against the open fridge, eyes closed as you moaned at the sensation of the cool air chilling your sweaty body.

Deidara couldn’t believe his eyes at what he was seeing. Heat rushed to his cheeks as he took in every curve of your body.

He mouthed a “WOW” as he watched you roll your hips against a large cucumber that was sticking out the fridge drawers. His dick twitched every time the cucumber poked between your ass cheeks.

Part of Deidara told him that he should have walked away and forgot what he saw…

…The rest of him reminded him that one: he was an S Class Criminal and two: he was still a man.

Another erotic moan escaped your lips, snapping Deidara out of his thoughts. His blue eyes lit up with excitement when he saw you drag the cold cucumber between your legs. It felt so cool and hard like a full and refrigerated dick.

Deidara’s lips broke into a smirk. Yeah there was no way he was gonna pass out on this particular ‘midnight snack.’

Deidara removed his bangs out of his face a bit as he pressed the button on his scope to zoom in on your breasts.

“Ooh…looks like someone’s been working up a sweat…” Deidara whispered teasingly as he watched the sweat beads roll down your breasts, only to disappear into your bra.

He let out a murmur of approval as he used his other hand to tend to his aching dick inside his boxers.

Deidara who had invented his scope to counter genjutsu, was using it to peep on you from afar. He couldn’t bring himself to feel shame about it, after all he did have a taste for the arts. Your perfect figure was no exception…

Deidara watched as you turned around to stick your head in the fridge. Your thong covered ass stuck out for what Deidara believed: for his own viewing pleasure.

He pressed the button on his scope to scan in every curve of your plump and perfect peach. “Artistically delicious…I’d love a taste…” he whispered.

“Mmm~” Deidara bit his lip as he felt the tongue in his hand begin to taste his dick from inside his boxers. He started to sweat more by the second.

Deidara watched you rummage through the fridge. “You picking out a treat, beautiful? What are we having…?” He whispered huskily as he grinded his hand tongue on his shaft.

As if you were answering his question, you pulled an orange popsicle from the fridge.

You turned back around and stuck your ass against the fridge once more before you proceed to drag the popsicle across your body. You wiggled your ass against the fridge as you did so.

Deidara’s eyes clouded with lust as he followed the swirling movements of the popsicle going down your curves. His tongue in his pants followed the same motions.

‘I wish the popsicle was me…’ he thought as he watched you rub the popsicle between your clothed pussy. “Oh wow~!” You mewled as the popsicle chilled your aching clit.

“Oh wow…” Deidara repeated in a desperate moan as his hand tongue slid across his hardening bulge that leaked out pre cum.

With enough hot strokes against your skin, your popsicle melted against your breasts. You sighed in satisfaction. “Feels good, hm?” Deidara teased as he watched the orange droplets tickle down your curves.

You then dig into the drawers of the fridge and pull out a can of whip cream. Deidara licked his dry lips like a parched puppy waiting on his next meal.

Sweat rolled down his cheek as the mouth in his hand started to suck his throbbing dick. He bit his lip hard to prevent any moans as he rolled his hips against his hand mouth.

You then took the can of whip cream and opened your panties before squirting the cold cream onto your pussy. You squealed in delight at the cold sensation of the cream chilling your pussy lips.

“Mmhm…nice and creamy…” Deidara murmured in approval. His face was burnt red as his dick throbbed painfully. He was so turned on by the display, that he leaned in towards the entryway of the kitchen for a closer look, exposing his head under the light.

You pulled on your bra and squirted the cream all over your breasts before proceeding to massage them after you dropped the can onto the floor.

You were a moaning mess as the cream cooled off your breasts. It felt so good and it was safe to say that you didn’t feel hot and sweaty anymore…unlike Deidara…

Deidara pulled his boxers down and came onto the kitchen floor as he choked. You opened your eyes at the sudden disturbance and that’s when your eyes met Deidara’s who was peeking at you from the dining room.

Cum was on the floor in front of him and he had a hand on his eye scope.

You stared at him completely mortified as you covered your cream coated body before you let out an ear splitting scream.

Deidara widened his eyes as panic filled his mind. “Shit! I-I-I’m sorry!” “GET OUTTTTTT!” You screamed as your face burns a deep red at the sight of Deidara’s cock.

Deidara got up. He stumbled back and instantly slipped on his cum before landing on his back painfully with a loud thud.

You ran out the other entryway of the kitchen, leaving Deidara alone in the room as he groaned painfully at the impact.

From that day forward, Deidara learned never to peep again…

Konan:

The two of you were relaxing on a blanket outside on a hot day. Konan was sucking a popsicle while you were laying on your back.

“I’m so hot!” You complained. Konan turned to you. She had to agree. Her orange eyes fell to your legs that were covered in sweat. Her eyes inch up your thighs a bit only to see a piece of pink lace that was peeking out from under your miniskirt.

Konan sighed. She had already seen up your skirt every chance she got. She wanted to see more…

You groaned as you sat up a bit. You pulled on your top repeatedly in hopes for cool air to come. Konan’s eyes fell to your chest. She could see a bit of your lacey pink bra.

She licked her popsicle as she pretended to taste your boobs. They were so full, lifted, and delicious.

She was jealous of the sweat beads that rolled down your twin mounds. What she wouldn’t give to have a peek.

You turned to Konan, eyeing her tongue on the popsicle. “You’ve been licking that for awhile…” Konan tilted her head in confusion. “Hm?”

Nervousness fills your mind as a naughty idea crosses. Your desperation cancels it out as you found yourself moving closer to Konan.

“Y/N what are you-?” Konan widened her eyes when she saw you lift up your top to reveal your sweaty breasts. Her cheeks flushed a deep red at the delicious sight.

“Do you think you could cool me off with your tongue?” You asked shyly. Konan couldn’t believe her ears. Her heart began to race as she watched more sweat beads dip into your cleavage.

“Please Konan! It’s so hot…” you whined desperately. In the next instant, Konan pulls you into her lap before unclipping your bra from the front.

“I’ll take good care of you…” she whispered as she watches your breasts jiggle out of your bra. “Please…” you whispered.

Konan fluttered her eyes shut as she brought her head close to your breasts. Her tongue slowly slipped out from her lips before she dragged it across your breast.

You mewled at the sensation of the cold tongue swirling against your nipple. “Konan…” you moaned. She looks up at you in a seductive gaze. “Do you like that?”

You hug her head to push it close to your breasts. “More…more…” you moaned. Konan let out a low hum as she snaked out her tongue and slithered it across your breast.

You moaned when she started sucking your nipples. Konan moaned in approval. Your boob sweat tasted so salty yet very sweet…

Konan slid her lips off your breast with a loud POP before she brought her pretty mouth to your other breast. You shuddered as the sensation of her cold lips sucking your nubs.

Even though your goal was to get cooler, your body’s temperature kept rising from the arousal, as did Konan who was also turned on from tasting your delicious boobs.

Konan sucked off the last sweat bead off your breast before pulling her lips off with a loud POP. Your eyes meet hers once again just in time for you to watch her give your breast once last sensual lick. “Wow…” you moaned breathlessly.

You lowered yourself down to Konan’s level as you wrapped your arms around your neck. “Thank you…” you whispered before you brought your lips to Konan.

You lick her lips for entrance and she easily allows you to slide into her mouth. You moaned at the summery taste of the popsicle juice in her mouth. Her cold tongue smoothed against yours to cool it down.

“Mm-!” You widened your eyes when you felt Konan bump her breasts against yours. They felt so full and firm. You eagerly rub your breasts against hers to take in the hot friction.

You felt her nipple piercings press hard against yours through the fabric of her top. You felt your clit throb from the arousal. ‘I want to feel her some more…’ you thought.

You pull away from Konan a bit as you unzipped her top. “Let me taste you…” you say. Konan smiled at you seductively. “But of course…”

Konan helped you remove her top. Her breasts bounced deliciously for your viewing pleasure. She wasn’t wearing a bra. You dove right in as you nuzzled your face against her hot breasts to kiss and suck on the cream colored mounds.

You sniffed them as you moaned. They smelt like flowers and they were as soft as marshmallows.

Konan felt herself soak through her pants as she moaned. She was in for a good time…

Itachi:

Itachi was in the living room reading a book. He glanced up from his novel to see you bent over and cleaning in front of him.

His red eyes went up your thighs. Your skirt was extremely short…

…Short enough to reveal your “hidden clouds…”

Itachi tore his eyes away from the rather sexy view. He was a gentleman…but still…that skirt was all too tempting…

He closed his eyes and activated Tsukuyomi…

Itachi was now in a void. Above him were a pair of giant legs.

He glanced up to see that it was you in your short skirt. You slowly started to lift your skirt.

This time, Itachi couldn’t bring himself to look away as his cheeks started to flush. ‘Just one peek…’ he thought. It couldn’t hurt.

Finally your skirt had been lifted entirely to reveal your bright red thong. Itachi’s eyes scanned your fully plump cheeks.

He licked his lips as you squatted down to give him a better look. “Wow…” Itachi started to sweat as he felt his erect bulge poke out of his pants.

You lowered your hips towards Itachi, allowing your ass to press firmly against his face.

Itachi was crushed between your cheeks, but he didn’t care. Your ass felt so smooth and sooo warm…

You rub your hips against Itachi, flossing his body between your cheeks. The fabric of your thong had tickled his dick stiff.

Itachi couldn’t bring himself to feel shame. He couldn’t hold back his moans anymore as he continued to sweat bullets.

“What a naughty dream you’re having, Itachi…my jutsu allows me to read minds you know…” a voice echoed.

Itachi gasped. He opened his eyes which brought him back to reality to see you smirking at him.

He blushed as you giggled. The shame that once disappeared had returned. “I’m…sorry…” he said quietly.

“Don’t be…” you cooed as you teased the hem of your skirt. Itachi raised an eyebrow. You walked closer to his side and place your leg next to him as you lifted your skirt to reveal your red garter straps.

Itachi’s eyes widened as his cheeks darkened. “What are you…?” Itachi watched as you peeled off your skirt to reveal your red thong.

“If you wanted a little peek, I’m happy to give you a show~” you purr seductively. Itachi’s heart thumped wildly as you brought yourself to his lap to straddle him.

His dick twitched when you rubbed your clit on his clothed bulge. You take his hands and brought them to your breasts.

“No ones around…how’s a private dance sound, Itachi?”

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[13as07]

Object #1

(Akatsuki Smut)

[Art work is not mine! Credit to sajol201460]

Requested by: Myself

Keys:

None

Word Count: 5,228

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

I have no relational explanation for this short series besides the reoccurring thought of being the akatsuki's free-use doll so sorry not sorry

Characters: Pain/Nagato, Konan, and Sasori

Sadism (biting, choking, hair pulling, slapping)

Blood Play (licking up blood)

Nicknames: Princess, Good Girl, Master, Sir, Lap Dog, Mutt, Puppet

Domination (varies levels)

Oral/Fingering

Cock-warming

Degrading (object, cumdump, whore, bitch, dumb, disgusting)

Exhibitionism (public sex)

Bondage (wrist restraints)

Creampie/Cum Shot

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The feeling of teeth grazing my inner thigh roughly snaps me out of sleep. "Who's..." I start, my head still foggy with sleep. My hands sink down my body, being met with a head of hair as I try to push the person off of me.

"Knock it off, Princess," Nagato's voice rings out before his teeth sink back into the tissue of my leg.

As the fog of sleep slips away, my senses start to wake up, painting the unseen picture in the dark room. My thighs tingle in pain, a promise that Nagato has been nibbling at them for a while. His arms are wrapped around my legs, keeping them in place as he does as he pleases.

His room is mostly silent, the only noise being the suction of his mouth on my skin. I shouldn't call it his room, it's our room - unofficially. I don't have a room in the hideout; another degrading reminder that I'm not viewed as a person by its members. I'm not a person here, I'm an object, something to be used as wanted by the murderous group.

Nagato's jaw relaxes for a second, a gentle kiss being pressed into me before his teeth clamp down on the same spot. The warmth of my blood trickles out this time, proof that my skin has been ripped by our lovely leader. Their leader.

I do not leave the grounds of the hide-out unless Pain requests my presence or he accompanies me. I do not fight for whatever cause he formed the group around. I do get to spend my day as I please, filling my time as I wait to be used again. I do not get a say in what happens or when. I am here to be used, to ease the member's needs, to be a warm body for Nagato to sleep next to.

I do get whatever I want; jewels, clothes, food, entertainment, company. Outside of being used, the answer is always yes. I do get to leave on request. My life has led me to many beautiful sights, all it takes is me to ask. I believe it's a fair trade, how wouldn't it be? Most of the time I get pleased as the members' needs are met and I get treated as a princess, as Pain's nickname for me signifies.

"Good girl," he mumbles against the torn skin, his tongue sliding out to lick it up.

Once the blood is done leaking out of my wound, Pain shifts his attention to my other thigh and quickly lives up to his name. Bites are littered over my skin until he finds the spot that satisfies his requirements. He goes back to his favorite pastime, bruising my skin with his teeth until it gives away and tears.

I let my mind wander, trying to keep my focus off the sizzling pain between my legs. With Nagato keeping the room so dark I never know how early or late it is. Is my day starting early? Or right on time? Is it even the daytime? Perhaps it's the nighttime and Nagato simply needs some relief.

"Pull your head out of the clouds," he orders, a usual demand from him. Pain thrives on attention, most notably mine, as do most of the members.

I do as I'm told, despite my want to ignore him. As I focus back on my metaphorical leash holder, the burning from my marks fills my head again. His hands push up my nightgown, resting it just below my chest. The chilled air of the room brushes over my usual bareness.

I don't see a point in keeping myself covered if I'm going to spend a good chunk of my day uncovered. This mindset has led to a lack of underwear and a lot of dresses and skirts.

Fingers ghost over my pussy as Nagato nibbles his way up my stomach. Not many of the members are gentle with me, but a good handful are nice, occasionally pleasing or stretching me to take them easier. Part of me thinks it's cause they care, but most of me knows it's so they don't hurt me. What use does a broken toy have, even if it is your favorite?

     "You'll be my breakfast today," Pain whispers into my skin, kissing his way back down my body. "Stay still, Princess."

     "Yes, Sir," I answer back, sliding my hands into his hair. I keep my fingers light, not wanting him to misinterpret it. He doesn't, which means he's in a good mood today.

     Nagato's lip piercings snag as he dips down, tearing a strip of skin on my stomach. This seems to only improve his mood, small licks working to clean up the accidental mess. When he's happy with his clean-up duty, his head jumps down to hover over my pussy. "Princess?"

     "Naga?" I hum out, testing the waters for today.

     He stills for a moment, processing the nickname. The thought of today being good is set in stone when Pain presses a kiss into my torso. "I would like to hear about your plans for today."

     "Well, Sasori is off duty today so I'm sure I'll spend a good chunk of it with him," I say, starting my ramble. I don't know why but Nagato seems to like hearing my voice as he pleases me.

     A reward for my compliance comes, a soft lick to my clitoris. Once the kitty lick is over, Pain wraps his mouth around it, gently sucking on me. "I'll probably take a hot shower when Sasori gets bored of me. He tends to leave a mess." He hums a slight encouragement to keep going. The vibrations jerk my legs closed, squeezing the head of the man between my thighs.

     A pop fills the room when I'm released from Nagato's mouth, signifying the end of his gentleness for now. "How disappointing," he mutters to himself before dipping back down.

     This time around his head doesn't hover as much. He dives right in, head buried deep to ensure his face piercings snag on me. They do snag, tugging at the skin of my pussy as he continues his meal.

      Pain sets a constant pace, his tongue swirling around the rim of my hole a couple of times before dipping the tip of it in. His head nods, his nose clumsily rubbing my clit, and his piercings tugging on my folds as he moves. The constant snagging releases small sparks of pain, not enough to hurt but enough to cause discomfort.

     "Continue," he orders, his hot breath coating my growing slick.

     "I... um..." The words stick in my throat as I flutter my eyes shut, in an attempt to focus out my sentence.

     "Why are you being difficult today?" He asks, head lifting to look at me. "I'm being nice because you had a rough day yesterday and you can't even obey enough to watch me please you."

     "I'm sorry," I whimper, blinking my eyes open and coasting them downward.

     A hum of disapproval leaves his lips, quickly followed by his tongue poking out. It slides over my clit again, this time with a lot more pressure. "Perhaps we need to take a trip. Maybe you're being used too much. You shall pick a place by dinner." The order is clipped and matter-of-fact. Nothing more than needed maintenance.

     "If you act like this all day, we might have to leave tomorrow. You will be sore," his tone is calm, still even, and straight to the point. "Continue."

     Nagato's head dips down again, this time hovering so that the metal punched into his face doesn't cause me more discomfort. It's a bit disappointing since his tongue can't plunge as deep as it could before, but I don't complain. Pain is right, he is being rather nice today.

     "I... I might... reread my newest book," my eyes flicker with the sentence but I make sure they don't stay closed too long. I don't want my orgasm to be taken away, especially since it might be the only one I get today.

     "Reread?" He asks, tongue stopping long enough to get the word out. Naga starts nodding his head again, stimulating my clit as he slurps me up.

     "Ya... I... finished it yesterday." My fingers tighten around the red locks wrapped up in my hands.

     Pain stales for a second, eyes glancing up at me in a warning before he goes back to pleasing me. "Do you not have another?"

     I hum a no, trying to focus on not letting my legs shake. I hate how easily I cum, the disadvantage being courtesy of nonexistent attention to my needs most days. "No... I finished... all my new... books." My heavy breath fills my ears as my lungs pump faster.

     Naga shifts back up, his mouth wrapping around my clit again. The feeling of him sucking on me and his tongue swirling over it is enough to finish me off. Despite my efforts, my legs cage his head again and my hands shove his face down further.

     His hands rub my thighs as he stays put, letting me do as I please, not for very long though. As soon as my pleasure is washed out of me, dripping down Pain's chin, I'm met with a pissed of Akatsuki member. "You are quite the disappointment today. You will not get any more attention from me today."

     That's a lie and we both know it. Before bed tonight he'll be buried between my thighs again. If I wake up to head, I'll be put to sleep with head too. After all, Nagato is a man of routine.

     "I shall be back," he tells me before climbing out of our bed. My eyes trail after him, enjoying his bare back as he walks away.

     With the attention-hungry man off the bed, I let my eyes close once again. The couple minutes of peace soak into my body, almost putting me back to sleep. "We are awake for the day. Be awake," my needy master says, tugging me to the edge of the mattress.

     "I am awake," I mock, sitting up straight.

     Pain is pissed again, his eyebrows scrunched together as he looks at me. Like I said, he's a man of routine. Every semi-nice thing he does for me is followed by unprovoked anger.

     He drops what he's holding into my lap before leaving me again for the closet. I look at the pile of cloth now present in my view. It's Pain's - unofficial - favorite skirt and one of his nightshirts.

     Maybe he doesn't think I need a break, maybe he's just pissy I've been busy with the other members of his 'Make the World Great Again' group. I don't know though, Pain is too bi-polar for me to keep up with his mood swings, let alone what he wants.

     When Nagato flips the lights on, the room starts buzzing with us getting ready for the day.

     It's the same routine every day. Pain picks my clothes, then his clothes, somehow 'accidentally' matching me every day, even if you can't see it under his robes. He dresses me, and then himself before doing my hair in whatever way he wishes. The last stop of the morning is his steady hand painting my face before he does his eyeliner. The whole time I stay under his feet, following him around the room as he moves around.

     On days I get used enough to shower before he gets home, I'm always met with his usual pissy look. Pain doesn't like it when I change his choices throughout the day, but he's never told me not to.

     "Princess," he calls, making me perk up from my resting spot. As he did his makeup today I decided on sitting on the floor, resting my body weight against his legs. "It is time for breakfast."

     I follow the routine, crawling to my feet and waiting for Pain to lead the way. Once his eyeliner pen is tucked back into place, he stands up too, hand sliding under my collar to hold onto my throat. Naga decided on a thinner one today, a light-weight black chain to match his face piercing; another unofficial favorite.

     His hand stays light as we putter our way down the hallways, occasionally squeezing my throat as a reminder I'm there. The walk is boring, nothing new to look at or talk about.

     When I'm tugged into the kitchen area, it takes me a second to adjust to the natural light outside. The sun shines through the huge windows of the kitchen, my first notification that it is morning time.

     "Sit," I'm ordered, being shoved into Pain's chair before he disappears into the cooking area.

     Eyes of the Akatsuki snap to me, all of them present for their mission orders. I happily smile, waving at all of them. "Good morning my boys! And Konan!" I get a range of reactions from 'Good morning beautiful' to ignorance.

     A cough from the kitchen echoes throughout the room, ripping 'good morning's from the half that didn't respond. Aside from that, the members ignore me, knowing better than to play with me until Pain has had his fill.

     Soon Mr Bi-Polar is back, pissy face as present as ever. "Up," the order comes, one in which I quickly respond to. Nagato sits down in his chair, tugging me into his lap after setting down his coffee and my breakfast. Scrambled eggs, cinnamon toast, and bacon; it must be Tuesday.

     I'm shifted around, placed how the head of the table wants before he turns his attention to his coffee. "Eat quickly, Princess." I'm ordered like I am every day. My plate must be cleaned and Pain must be buried deep into me before he starts his morning meeting.

     Eyes flicker to me as the members enjoy their breakfasts and conversations. Everyone knows that everyone else uses me, but that doesn't mean any of them would be caught dead using me by Pain. It's a confusing demonic. I'm public property, but only when Naga says so. Naga who hates me half the time and plans his decisions around me the other half.

     Once my plate is clean, Pain's coffee cup is lowered to me. It's half full like I expected. I let the bitter taste slide down my throat as the sound of Naga's clothes shifting slid into my ears.

     A hand is placed against my hips, pushing me upwards. I follow the movement, leaning over the table as the man under me adjusts himself. When he's ready, I'm pulled back down, Pain's dick burying itself into me. "Don't be a distraction, Princess."

     "Yes, Sir." I stay put like I'm supposed to, being nothing more than a sleeve to keep Nagato warm. My mind wanders, scanning over the room and the members as everyone drains on about the plans for today, none of which concern me.

     This little scene is Pain's reminder to the members that he's in charge, that he's the boss. It's a test for disobedience of his employees. When someone's eyes flicker to me, I'm used until everyone looks away. Some days we make it through the whole meeting, leaving me to be used afterward. Some days we don't make it past the first thirty seconds.

     I scan the members again, being met with the newest member's eyes. Deidara's cheeks go pink, not unnoticed by Pain. "Princess."

The single word puts me into motion. I rock my hips, shifting myself up and down Pain's dick. More eyes snag on me as whimpers and moans tumble out, the whole time Deidara's eyes stay locked on mine. I swear that boy never learns.

When people don't fall back into place fast enough, hands grip my hips, slamming me down faster than I can move on my own. "Pain," I whine, glancing behind me at him. That gets eyes snapped away from me. No man likes hearing someone else's name fall for the lips of their lover.

"Silence," Nagato hisses, anger back on his face as he drops me on him again, hands keeping my hips pressed down.

The rest of the meeting is uneventful, everyone keeping their eyes off of me and Deidara's staying locked on the table.

"Dismissed." Chairs screech as people rush out of the room, leaving Pain, Konan, and me behind.

"Princess." My hips shoot up, jumping back into motion. Konan's eyes are locked on me, watching me fuck myself on her leader's penis.

     She's interesting, partly because she uses me the least and partly because I know my very being pisses her off.

Just like before, Nagato's hands grip my hips, moving me at the pace he likes. I let my focus stay on the woman across the table from me, my noises and calls for her boss purposely coming out louder and needier than they usually do. I find it entertaining, watching her get pisser and pisser.

     "Princess," Pain hisses, dropping me backward again before keeping me in place. His head dips, lying against my shoulder as his warmth spills into me. "Perhaps you're not as disappointing today as I thought," he mutters, hands snaking up to cling to my throat again.

     "Thank you, Naga," I purr, shifting myself on his lap.

     He stays like this, buried into me and panting against my shoulder. It's almost sweet, aside from the pity party being thrown at the other end of the table. "What a pretty little object," he whispers into my ear, pressing a kiss to my jaw before shoving me onto the table again.

     I stay leaned over as Pain slides out of me, using my thighs to clean himself off.

     "I must go. Be good," he orders, hands gripping me as he picks me up, placing me on my feet before he disappears to do God knows what.

     "Did you enjoy the show?" I ask Konan once I'm sure Pain is out of earshot. I don't need a lecture about my attitude or for Konan to get into trouble because I feel like picking a fight.

     "Aren't you disgusted with yourself?" She asks with venom in her words.

     "Aren't you pissy cause Pain will fuck me but not you?" I throw back, a smirk crawling across my face. Konan's face scrunches up as she climbs to her feet. "Oh no," I tease, a giggle following my words. "I'm oh so scared of you. Please don't hurt me, paper lady. I don't want to have to spray you with a water bottle."

     "You really think you're hot shit don't you?" She asks, stomping over to me.

     "No, but Pain's semen sure as hell is." That gets me a jaw click from the angry lady, how fun.

     "Don't forget you're nothing but a lap dog. At least he trusts me enough to help the Akatsuki."

     "Oh yes, how I crave to go commit murder instead of living my best life as a house pet."

     My eyes light up at the sight of Konan's fists clenching. They light up even more as she huffs in anger. "Listen here you little lap dog. I am treated with respect, I am Pain's right-hand man. You are nothing but a cumdump, a sex toy, a fucking object to be used. You're nothing."

     "Ya? Then why are you so mad? Are you pissy 'cause none of the guys will eat your pussy?"

     That gets a reaction out of her. Konan leaps forward, grabbing a fist full of my hair and snapping my head backward. "Fine, you want to act like a fucking mutt, I'll treat you like a fucking mutt." The words make me tingle, my pussy clenching, forcing Pain's cum to leak out of me faster.

     Konan uses my hair to drag me down to my knees. "Dogs belong at our feet," she hisses, eyes sharp as she looks at me. "Stick your tongue out, Lap Dog," she orders, face still drowning in anger.

     "And why would I do that?" Once the question is out, I'm slapped across the face.

     I whimper as my cheek stings with pain, all of which seem to encourage her more. "I said, stick. Your. Tongue. Out. Mutt." The words are hissed, as my hair is pulled harder. I silently curse at Pain for leaving my hair loose today.

     Reluctantly, I do as told, sliding my tongue out of my mouth. "Look at what a whore you are. Big 'fuck me' eyes with your mouth wide open. A dumb little bitch in heat." Konan's hand dips down as she degrades me, her pants being tugged to her knees. "Sniff, dumb dog," she orders, using my hair to shove my nose into her pussy.

     I clumsily fall forward from the movement, my nose falling right where she wants it and my hands clinging to her legs for stability. "Fuck you," I hiss, digging my nails into her thighs.

     "Just a little reminder, Lap Dog, but you're here to serve me as much as you're here to serve the guys. We'll spend all day like this if we have to. Sniff."

     The repeated order is followed by me being shoved further into her pussy. I go to nip at her, but Konan beats me to it. She moves her hips, her clothed pussy falling against my mouth. Against my wants, her pussy is pressed on my tongue, the salty wet spot of her underwear soaking against it.

     "Go on, Lap Dog. Eat my pussy. Act like the dumb mutt you are." Konan uses my hair to shove my face up and down herself, my tongue sliding against her as she does so. "That's it you fucking cum dump," she moans, her head leaning back as she uses me to get off.

     I'm shifted again, pulled away from her long enough for her panties to be pushing down to join her pants. My face is pressed back into place, her juices leaking onto my tongue. "Lick, Dog." I try to tug back but fail miserably because of Konan's hold on me. "Go on, dumb dog. The sooner you do it, the sooner you can go back to being a dump for the male members."

My eyes jump up to her face, sending a glare Konan's way as I slide my tongue out. The sour taste of her coats it as I slide it through her folds.

"Fucking mutt," she moans, hips bucking forward. "You're nothing but a dumb object, aren't you?" She continues, voice pitched as she grinds against my tongue.

     My pussy drips as I'm being used, making the spot between my legs burn with need. "Rub yourself, Lap Dog. I'm sure you're getting off on this too, mutt," Konan orders, eyes flickering open long enough to look down at me.

     This time I'm not as reluctant to do as ordered. I reach my hand between my legs, my fingers eagerly colliding with my clit. I rub circles into myself, using my tongue at the same pace on Konan. Sounds of pleasure fall from her being shot towards the ceiling.

     When that's not enough, I slide my fingers backward, plunging them into my pussy. A greedy moan slips from my lips, colliding into Konan's pussy. Like before, I slip my tongue down to keep pace.

     My tongue plunges into her, pumping and curling the same as my fingers. "Fucking Christ," she mutters, her pussy starting to clench around me.

     Unlucky for me, my orgasm comes before Konan's, filling the kitchen with the sound of my cum dripping to the floor. "What a dumb dog, making yourself finish before me," she hisses, tugging on my hair before grinding against my mouth again.

     Despite her bitching, I keep slurping her juices up, working quicker to push her over the edge too. It doesn't take long for Konan to come undone, her tangy juices draining down my throat. "Dumb fucking Lap Dog," she bitches, keeping me in place as she catches her breath.

     "A greedy, disobedient dog," Konan continues, pulling me off of her before dragging me backward. "Look at what you did," she barks, shoving my face into the mess I left on the floor. "Look at the mess you made. Lick it up, mutt." My face is still shoved against the floor, mine and Pain's cum rubbing against my cheek.

     "Lick it up," she repeats, picking my head up just to shove it back down. I let my mouth fall open, my tongue slithering out to desperately clean up my mess. The taste of Nagato's cum mixed with mine relights the fire in me, quickly making me horny again.

     "What a good, Lap Dog, cleaning up after your disgusting self," Konan teases, finally letting go of my hair. "Dumb bitch," she mumbles, straightening herself and her clothes before walking away, leaving me a spread-out, horny mess on the kitchen floor.

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The feeling of Sasori's paintbrush sliding over my bare stomach is soothing, as is the cold paint being gently placed on my skin. I like when Sasori has a day off or is on medical leave. He's one of the gentler members, both in and out of his use of me. That, and the fact he usually spends our time together covering my skin in whatever new paint idea he has.

     "Puppet?" He calls, making my eyes snap open. "Are you sleeping?"

     "No, just resting my eyes, Ori."

     He hums in disapproval, getting upset with the lack of my attention on him. I swear this whole murder band is attention-starved. "Don't do that."

     I don't, instead, I let my eyes trail down to my stomach, taking in Sasori's newest artwork. I'm not quite sure what it is that he's painted today. It kind of looks like a raccoon made out of sand. "Ori?" Another hum is my answer, the murderer too busy adding in his details to pay me much mind. "What are you painting on me?"

     "The one-tailed beast." Well, that's not a raccoon, though I did get the sand part right.

     My eyes trail after Sasori's hands, watching the way they dip and flow over me as he paints. Once he's done, I'm left to continue lying in the grass as he cleans up his supplies.

     Ori doesn't like being cooped up inside, which usually leaves us in the stretched-out field surrounding the hideout or next to the lake a couple of yards away. He insists being outside helps the paint dry better, but I think that's just an excuse.

     When my current companion comes back, he slides himself back between my legs, hands on my knees to press them against his sides. "I'm bored, be of use." He orders, head tilting to scan over his work again.

     "How would you like me to do that?" I ask, squeezing his sides with my legs. Another hum, this one long and drawn out as Sasori's eyes dance over me. Hands slide down my legs, clinging to my thighs before pushing them wider. "Ori?" I call, trying to shift his hand off of the open bite mark gifted to me by Nagato earlier today.

     "Be quiet, we wouldn't want someone finding our headquarters because you can't keep your mouth shut," he says, the slightest bit of teasing laced into his words. This is another reason I think Sasori likes to spend time with me outside. I think the thrill of possibly being caught in the act by an enemy ninja excites him.

     He shifts around, body lying on top of me and arms scooping my knees from underneath. "You've had an eventful day," Ori mutters, his lips brushing against my thighs, purposely kissing every bite and bruise left behind by Pain.

     "I guess you could say that," I whisper, hands snaking down to grab ahold of him. Sasori tips his head, letting my fingers come into contact with his hair. It's ironic, that the puppet master enjoying being puppeteered while between my legs.

     His kisses trail up me, the final one being pressed to my pussy before his tongue replaces it. It swirls around, skirting across my clit before sliding down to tongue fuck me. "Ori," I whine, bucking my hips upward.

     I don't get a verbal response, but Sasori does tighten his grasp on my legs. He keeps himself busy, skipping between fucking me with his tongue and licking at my clit. Strings of whimpers and whines pull out from me because of this.

     "You are taking forever," he groans, head raising to look at me. "Are you not enjoying yourself?"

     "I am, I swear," I murmur between huffs of air.

     "Doesn't seem like it," Ori says, sitting back up.

     "Hey!" I whine, gripping his shirt and trying to pull him back down.

     He clicks his tongue in disapproval, hand shooting up to clench my wrists. "Stop doing that. Don't let my kindness make you forget you're an object for my use. My little puppet." The words make me squirm, my teased orgasm very evident to being left unfinished.

     Sosari's free hand dips under me, flipping me over. I land on my knees, my ass prepped up as the top half of myself is pressed against the soft grass. He shifts my hands behind my back, crossing them before the familiar warmth of his chakra threads wraps around my wrists, keeping them in place. "How pretty," he mutters, hands falling to my hips.

     They only stay there for a second before they're pulled away. Clothes shift behind me before my skirt is flipped up. The first approving hum of the day falls from Sasori, a hand wrapping around my bound wrists as he enjoys the view. I'm tugged backward, his dick quickly slipping into me as I'm manhandled.

     "Ori," I whine, squirming around under him.

     "Puppet," he sighs, hand holding on to my wrists tighter as his other one settles on my hip. Sasori sets a slow pace, thrusting into me at a steady pace as I'm held still. Kisses are pressed along my spine, paired with murmured praises.

     A grunt falls from Ori, his thrusts suddenly stopping. "Damn it, Puppet," he hisses, pulling himself out of me. The hand on my hips falls away again, soon falling to jack Sasori to his finish, evident from the sloppy sounds that were previously being made by my pussy. “Puppet,” he hisses again, the back of my thighs being coated with his semen.

The field is left silent, Sasori leaning against me as he tries to calm his breath. His hands wander across me, clinging to any skin can get in contact with.

“I’ve made a mess of you,” he mutters, his head finally lifting. “I’m sorry,” the apology is followed by the sounds of his chakra strings snapping, letting my hands lose once again.

“It’s fine, Ori,” I coo, shifting my joints around. They ache and creak as they’re shifted around.

Another line of kisses is pressed against my back as his hands work on tugging my skirt down and pulling the shirt he discarded forever ago back on. “Get yourself cleaned up,” he orders, a kiss pressed into my neck and a soft hip tap to encourage me to my feet. “Then I’ll repaint you, puppet.”

“Yes, sir,” I murmur, shakily climbing to my feet. Today is going to be a very long day it seems.

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[adrunkskeletonsduck]

Hᴏᴡ ⵊ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Aᴋᴀᴛsᴜᴋɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅʀᴇss ɪʀʟ

Nᴀʀᴜᴛᴏ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ

Deidara - Dresses like an Edgar who does art. I js know he has those shiny ass belts and pants to his fuckin knees. First photo is canon, it’s the first post on his Insta. His closet is black and white, and he never leaves the house without the gold chain.

Itachi - He likes sweaters and baggy jeans or sweatpants. I feel like he gravitates more towards dark colors, specifically dark reds, blues, browns and blacks. Also he likes gray sweatpants 😏. He wears minimal silver jewelry so just thin rings and one or two necklaces. When it gets hot he just wears short sleeves (a lot of white tshirts)

Hidan - Button ups and and jeans. The way he dresses kinda gives dad vibes but he doesn’t care bc it’s easy and put together without looking super formal. This man also doesn’t get cold so in the winter he might throw on a think jacket but usually he sticks with short sleeves.

Konan - Business casual chic, typa look. Like Pein, she knows she's important and wants to look the part. I can see her wearing lots of blacks and whites, but she likes to throw in fun colors (esp purples) and accessories as well. She's so pretty

Kisame - He loves turtle necks omgg! Matches them with dress pants and a thin belt. Like Itachi he likes darker colors. Heavy on the black and navy blue clothing though. He also likes more fitted shirts. It makes him look put together but casual all the same and he likes that, also makes him look hot which he likes as well

Sasori - His outfits are pretty casual, just jeans, a plain colored shirt (sometimes his shirt will have design but if it does its subtle), and a jacket. Always a jacket, he doesn't leave the house without one. His favorite is this red jacket that matches the color of his hair perfectly. Silver necklaces and simple silver rings.

Pein - Always dressed for business. He's a suit and tie guy 24/7 typa guy, but sometimes he'll take of his suit jacket and unbutton a button or two on his shirt and loosen his tie and jesus does he look goodddd. He also wears silver rings, however his are 100% real silver

Tobi - Colorful cyber y2k. He can match any color together and make it look good, its insane. Likes blingy ass belts and has his ears pierced (they got infected within two weeks of getting them done because he didn’t take care of them properly). Very fun fits overall!

[mistirimoose]

｡⋆｡˚ ʚ Konan Yandere HCS ɞ ˚｡⋆｡

ʚɞ She'd think about you from time to time, wondering what you're doing right now, so she'd use her paper butterflies to spy on you. She does this quite often, especially when she finds out you're on a high-rank mission.

ʚɞ If she sees you hanging out with another person, she'd spy on them too, making sure they aren't bad people. And if you get a bit too close with them, she wastes no time suffocating them in her papers when they're alone.

ʚɞ You guys 'randomly' met and 'unintentionally' became friends, You didn't know she actually planned it all along. You two got along well in the first time meeting each other, I mean, of course, she knew everything about you, why else wouldn't you two get along?

ʚɞ You never suspect anything suspicious from her, she hides her yandereness really well because she knows it's best not to show it. She's aware that it's not normal and you'd be scared of her if you ever find out. She keeps this yandere secret to herself, and no-one will ever know about it, including you.

ʚɞ You usually do the majority of talking in conversations with her, part of it is cause she's not really the talkative type, and also because she enjoys hearing your voice and how your day went. She's always interested in hearing your stories, and is always there to listen. She's a good listener to you, especially whenever you're talking about someone.

ʚɞ She was quite curious about you the first time she saw you, and with that, she began stalking you for some time. By now she already knows your daily schedule and almost everything about you. She's an observant person, especially when it comes to you.

ʚɞ She makes sure that anyone in the Akatsuki doesn't go anywhere near your village or recieve missions there too. She's you're number one protector. I guess, you can say she's a little too over protective, but what else can you say? she is your personal guardian angel, and will protect you no matter what.

ʚɞ Wherever you're going, in or out the village, you always feel like you're being watched. You just can never shake that feeling out of you. "I don't know Konan, it's like someone's secretly stalking me" "interesting..."

ʚɞ Outside your village, you guys somehow sometimes 'accidentally' meet. You don't know how or why, but you two just somehow 'unintentionally' meet.

[yu-huuuu]

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥;; 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘦

[ 🌸 ] because this blog cannot be complete without our women uwu

characters: sakura haruno; ino yamanaka; hinata hyuga; tsunade senju; kushina uzumaki; konan

genre: fluff

warnings: none, fem!reader, umm mentions of the word v*gina i guess?, also mentions of blood, menstrual pads annnd colics...

part 1;; part 2;;

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sakura haruno

* LOL

* This girl is going to take care of you

* She is Tsunade's assistant and student

* Knows what to do

* Even so, she will do her best to take care of you

* Did you say hugs? On my way

* Oh no, do you feel bad?, she will make you a special tea for that

* "Y/N, I peeled an apple for you to eat"

* Sakura is a good girlfriend, only she is not very patient to say

"Sakuraaa can we hug?"

"Sure, but this is the fifth time today"

"Sakura, just hug me"

Take care of her as she takes care of you ❤️

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ino yamanaka

* oh

* The flower girl

* She is so sweet

* Smug girl with a big heart, she reminds me of mean girls 😂

* In any case!

* She will take care of you, like if she sees you wince while you walk or if she sees you in a little ball in bed

*Ino is not very good at consoling you but she is trying

* "Y/N I brought you flowers to make you feel better!"

* She always brings you yellow flowers

* Because according to ino they are unique and beautiful like you 💛

* (Also because they remind her of her 😂)

* She also brings you scented candles with your favorite scents so you can enjoy them at home while she goes to work.

"Y/N look what she brought!"

“Mm? What is ino?"

"I brought you your scented candles with your favorite scent! Surprise!"

"Oh my-!, thank you love!"

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hinata hyuga

* shy girl

* ummm

* Yes, she won't know what to do

* She is too shy to ask what you need (menstruation in her clan was taboo to talk to someone)

* Even so!

* she will see what to do to help you

* Does she see that you are hungry? she will make you a feast

* Fortunately this shyness only happened the first time you had your period together

* "Y/N-N a-are you alright?"

* she always asks you if you're okay 🥺

* Hinata is a good girlfriend, she really is... she's just shy, even so she'll do everything to take care of you when you need it

“Y-Y/N I brought you c-cookies”

"Thanks love"

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tsunade senju

* ohh, it's a sweetheart (when she's not mad)

* In any case

* will take care of you

*She is the hokage so she is always very busy but she will send Shizune to come see you

* LOL

* I just imagined her coming home and she sees you in a little ball and she's like; “aww my girl is not having a good time🥺”

* Only her giving you hugs to make you feel better 🥹

* Are you hungry? Well stay where you are she'll go get you something quick to eat

* You want a drink? Do you want tea or wine?

* She will stay watching bad shows if it makes you feel better

"But Tsunade, you must be tired-"

"Enough, I won't let you go through this on your own."

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kushina uzumaki

* so

* You're dating the warm-blooded habanero, huh?

* Out of all women, you chose a dangerous woman

* Anyway

* She is an impatient woman but at the same time she is soft with you

* Like: "I know you're having a hard time, so I'm going to be nice to you more than I usually am."

* Also because she already knows that you are having a bad time

* She will take care of you

* Do you want to make a pillow fort and then hug us? Sure just let her bring the blankets you bring the pillows

* Do you want to eat ramen? Sure, she's going to make it and then you two can sit together while you eat.

“Y/NNN!, the ramen is ready!!”

"Kushina! Thank you honey"

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konan

* serious girl serious girl serious girl serious girl serious girl

* she already knows what to do 😂

* She is a busy woman, since being the right hand of the akatsuki leader is not easy

* Still she will make room in her busy schedule just to be with you

* If she is too busy and she can't come to see you, she will send an origami bird to send you a letter asking how you are

* She has a soft voice with which she will sing to you sometimes to make you sleep better

* She will always hold you against her chest at night when the cramps won't leave you alone

* Konan is a sweetheart 🧡 she is a good girlfriend she really is and she will always do whatever it takes to take care of you

"Did you get my letter, honey?"

"Konan! Yes, I received it and I love you too, love"

* Also, have you heard that when a group of women are together their periods can come at the same time? Yes? Now I imagine a sleepover like this with these girls, HAHAHA. And maybe I'll do a part two aaa🥞

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A Beach Day with Akatsuki

Summary: how would each of the Akatsuki members be in the cliche anime beach episode.

Warnings: mentions of deaths and alcoholic beverages. SFW.

Characters: Pein; Konan; Tobi; Zetsu; Itachi; Kisame; Deidara; Sasori; Hidan and Kakuzu (from Naruto).

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Kisame

Kisame liked the idea from the beginning.

As soon as he gets to the beach he goes straight to the water.

Likes to surf.

And it's really good at it.

He doesn't wear sunscreen.

He spends practically all day in the water.

He just goes out to pull someone out to sea with him.

Or to buy some ice cream.

He randomly comes out of the water sometimes and brings a very nice shell or rock and gives it to someone.

He tries to pull Itachi out to sea with him just to provoke him.

Kisame would come out of the water in the afternoon to watch the sun go down.

While drinking something refreshing, like coconut water or a drink.

That man was so comfortable.

It upsets him to have to leave the beach.

The next day he is locked in his room, sunburnt.

He doesn't want to go out for  doesn't have to overhear Itachi saying "I told you" for refusing to apply sunscreen.

Still, he really liked his day at the beach and would do it all over again.

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Kakuzu

He didn't want to come.

Like, beach is just a warm place with salt water and sand, what's fun about that? That's what he thinks.

He is really in a bad mood.

He can't even cool off in the sea because he can't swim due to his stitched up body.

He tries to relax sitting in the shade of the parasol while reading a book.

But any noise bothers him.

And a beach with Deidara, Hidan and Tobi is sure to be noisy.

He eventually decides to walk to the edge of the sea away from the group while checking his bingo book.

Was that or kill those three.

In the end, when he is well away from the group he manages to enjoy the beach a little.

He sits near some palm trees.

The waves gently lap at him feet in a relaxing manner.

And finally the silence that he loves so much.

He would only reappear in the group in the evening, when started to cool down.

He is not sad that he has to leave.

And he would never admit that he enjoyed the quiet moments he spent alone.

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Tobi/Obito

Ever since he learned that him be going to the beach he has been extremely anxious.

He is wearing those bathing suits that cover the whole body, like surfers do.

But he doesn't surf.

Yes, he is wearing the mask even on the beach.

Doesn't stop at any moment.

He would go into the sea to jump the waves and end up falling as soon as they took their eyes off him.

Then he would get up as if nothing had happened.

He has been bothering Deidara since they arrived.

"Wow Deidara-senpai, I didn't know your abdomen was so defined" - would be just one of the comments he make to tease the blond.

Tobi is a good boy, so he put sunscreen on the parts that his suit doesn't cover.

Takes too much ice cream and ends up freezing his brain.

He would not want to leave the beach.

Would only do it when it was getting dark.

Definitely a happy child enjoying his day at the beach.

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Hidan

For Akatsuki to be able to go to a beach it would have to be isolated.

And well, I'm saying this because Hidan was responsible for offering Jashin anyone who showed up bothering.

He's a narcissist and made a point of getting a swimsuit that didn't cover too much and value his ass.

At first, he avoids getting into the water because he doesn't want to get his hair wet.

But when he enters the sea it's scary to see how he spends hours underwater since he can't die by drowning.

Enjoys bothering Kakuzu... as usual.

He purposely wets Deidara's hair.

Hidan wasn't worried about sunscreen.

After all, he's immortal, what difference does it make?

What no one knows is that he ended up going through the fear of losing the pale shade he likes so much.

He has who brought the alcohol.

He keeps drinking and bothering others with silly pranks.

Leave the beach at the end of the sunset already drunk.

He found the day at the beach fun.

After all he didn't have to work and spent all day drinking and making fun of the members, why would he complain?

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Zetsu

He likes sunbathe.

Obviously him don't wear sunscreen, because he don't need it.

Would avoid going into the sea because of the salt water.

White Zetsu wants to make a sand castle.

But doesn't work out too well because black Zetsu refuses.

He likes to drink a lot of water.

Zetsu purposely walks away from the group.

He likes to be alone and it is no surprise to anyone.

He finds the sound of the sea very relaxing.

White Zetsu wants to take the little shells he finds home.

Black Zetsu wants to eat the crabs he finds.

At some point he would end up sleeping.

Would only wake up when the sun started to set.

And then finally would return to the group to leave.

White Zetsu really enjoyed the day at the beach and think was relaxing.

Black Zetsu didn't think it was bad, but he wouldn't admit it and would say it was a waste of time.

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Deidara

“Finally a rest day” - that's what he thought, until he saw how Tobi can be even more irritating on the beach.

The beach is a very inspiring place for an artist.

So Deidara is trying not to waste all his explosive clay on Tobi.

He wants to tan, not burn, so he put on sunscreen.

Deidara knows and likes to surf.

And he's annoyed that Kisame is better than him at this.

He was avoiding going into the sea until Hidan wet his hair.

His bathing suit is the prettiest.

This boy has style.

He would retreat at some point to make sand castles without being seen.

Prefer to eat slushies.

Would want to compete with Itachi on something.

And would say he cheated when he lost and walk away from the group.

Collect shells <3

He tries to sunbathe, but Deidara is the kind of person who can't sit still.

So it's useless.

The sunset is art for him, after all it is temporary.

Appears out of nowhere in the group when they are leaving.

At the end of the day he's sulking.

Because the day at the beach was not what he expected.

… But he liked it.

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Itachi

To be honest, he doesn't really like the beach.

Like, he can't deny the place is beautiful, but what is he going to do here?

He ends up sitting in the shade of the parasol watching others have fun.

Most of the shells Kisame brings from the water are for him.

He obviously use  sunscreen.

And brought it, in case anyone forgot.

In fact, the bag with everything needed for a day at the beach is his.

He doesn't really like the idea of ​​going into the sea.

The most he'd do is get his feet wet because it's relaxing.

He's the one who bought Kisame's ice cream while he was getting out of the water.

He's not paying attention to Deidara's taunts.

And he made no effort to beat him.

He likes the sound of the sea.

Take the opportunity to rest for a while.

He ends up getting so relaxed and quiet you could swear he's sleeping sitting up.

Itachi finds the sunset a bit melancholy but beautiful.

Is eager to return to the group's hideout.

The next day he know that Kisame doesn't want to leave his room because he's sunburned.

He didn't think the day at the beach was all bad, but he would have preferred to go somewhere else.

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Pein

Honestly, he only accepted all this because of Konan.

Doesn't like warm places, so the beach is not his favorite place.

He came just to make sure that nothing bad would happened.

He refers to Hidan, Deidara and Tobi in the same place for more than 5 minutes.

And he doesn't want anyone to bother Konan either.

Konan who reminded him to wear sunscreen.

Pain likes to eat watermelon when he is at the beach, is refreshing.

He won't go into the sea, don't even try.

Doesn't like ice cream very much.

He doesn't really like sweets in general, they make him thirsty.

He notices when someone moves away.

Being honest, he is just waiting for the day to end.

He understands why they think sunsets are beautiful, him thought too when he saw how Konan admired the sky.

Pein makes sure that everyone is present as they come back.

Tobi tests his patience by refusing to return "so soon".

He understands that a rest is necessary... But for him it was just a wasted day.

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Konan

She was who gave the idea to go to the beach.

Konan likes to sunbathe, even though she's very pale.

Hoped that this day would be at least a little relaxing for Pain.

Konan would read a book in the shade while listening to the sound of the waves.

Likes to drink refreshing drinks, eat scratch cards, eat watermelon, etc.

She is enjoying the moment.

Would go into the sea to cool off a bit, but she would be quick.

Konan is very stylish, so her bikini makes her look radiant.

She really wants to play in the sand for a while.

But as we know she is shy, and ends up being embarrassed.

Didn't approve of the idea that Hidan could kill anyone who came along.

But her understand why Pein thinks it's necessary.

She loves the different shades that appear in the sky as the sun goes down.

Left the beach a little reluctantly.

She who manages to convince Tobi to leave.

Konan liked her day at the beach but wishes she had enjoyed it more.

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Sasori

He wonders why he had to come along.

Like, there's nothing for him to enjoy on the beach.

Not that he can't go into the sea, but he's a puppet, the job he'd take to get the water out of his body.

Not to mention that salt water can wear out his body.

Definitely out of the question.

The only problem is that all that sand and hot sun just reminds him more and more of his old village.

He doesn't have a problem with the heat at all, he actually likes it.

He would try to distract himself by looking for pretty rocks.

Kisame would notice and bring some for him.

He'd be so focused on this that he wouldn't realize he'd ended up walking away from the group.

He ended up getting wet when he picked up a rock too close to the sea and a wave came to meet him.

He returns to the group grumpy after that.

Sasori lies down waiting for the sun to dry him and ends up sleeping.

Hidan and Deidara bury him in the sand.

He hasn't seen the sunset and is just grumpy wanting to go back to hiding.

But he is taking the rocks he found with him.

He doesn't want to repeat the experience.

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A Cookie Club

Chapter Five:  Blue Bubbly

Akatsuki x Fem!Reader

Word Count - 1.4k

Genre - Crack/Harem

Summary -

Somehow you’ve found yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place - Obito is the rock and Sasori is the hard place. Damn, you could really go for a drink about now. 

The Reverse Harem Crack Fic where you end up on wacky adventures with the Akatsuki who have all made it their mission to get in your pants. Who will win your heart?

Warnings -

Eventual smut, suggestive, slow burn

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   “What happened? Are you okay, Hidan?” You leaned down, brushing your hand across his slicked-back silver hair, offering up your arm as you dragged him to his feet. “What were you guys doing?”

   “Just messing around. No big deal,” he stuttered, glaring at Pain before bringing his lips to your wrist. “Thank you for your concern.”

   “Just a quarrel between friends, Reedie.” Pain glared down at Hidan, his lip curling as he watched the bleeding man paw at you. Pain clenched his fists into balls as fire fumed from behind his violet eyes.

   “Reedie?”

   “Yeah, mhm.” Deidara looked from Hidan’s swelling face to Pain’s bleeding fist. “Reedie.”

   “It’s our adorable nickname for our adorable new club member,” Obito said, having found his way behind you, now whispering in your ear, his hand on the small of your back.

   “Oh? Okay,” you scoffed, a nervous smile touching your lips. “You guys are too much.”

   “Reedie?” Konan rolled her amber eyes at the glares shooting her way before leaning her head against your shoulder. “Yeah, yeah. It is a cute name.”

   “Of course it is, it was my idea after all. But what the hell took you so long?” Pain raised his eyebrow as he wedged himself between you and Hidan.

   “We took the scenic route,” she said with a laugh, her amber eyes wandered across your skin as she placed a finger to her pouted lips before turning to Pain with a wink.

   “I asked you what took so long,” he growled, pulling her aside. “What do you think you are doing? Didn't I tell you to stand down?”

   “Stand down? What am I, a dog?!”

   The pair continued to bicker in the doorway, Hidan and Deidara adding random quips from beside them. With all the attention on the heated discussion, no one noticed Obito sliding his hand down your back, his other hand circling your chest as he pulled you back into the shadows under the marble stairs. Your eyes widened with a gasp, “Tobi, what-”

   “Shh. Let me take you to another world,” he whispered, fingertips caressing your lips as his tongue danced along your neck. You opened your mouth to protest, which allowed soft lips to meld with your own, silencing your refusal. The hand you had placed against Obito’s chest to distance yourself was now at the base of his thick hair, used for leverage to bring him closer to deepen the kiss. Your eyes flickered open as a soft moan exited your lips. You shouldn't do this. The hungry look in Obito’s eyes flooded your body with heat as you backed up, trapping yourself against the wall.

   “We should… The others... We need to go back,” you panted, eyes searching the room for something, anything other than the charming man in front of you. Flustered bewilderment dripped from every pore as you pleaded to be released. Obito smiled before pulling your head back by your hair. He stared at your face for a moment before crushing his lips against your own. You closed your eyes, desire taking over once more as you wrapped your arms around the Uchiha in desperation. When you woke up this morning, having a make-out session with Obito had to have been the last thing on your mind, yet here you were, sucking on his tongue, feeling weak in the knees. What am I doing? What am I, a schoolgirl? Weak in the knees? Snap out of it!

   “Reedie,” he purred, his lips sliding against your neck before he nibbled on your ear. The sensation shot intense pleasure through every joint in your body. You had forgotten to tell him your real name. Hell, Obito’s technique was enough to make you forget your own name.

   You bit your lip to keep from crying out when a soft voice came from your left. “What are you guys up to?”

   “Whoa,." You pushed Obito away from as you turned to the redhead mere inches away from you. “Sasori? How long have you been standing there?”

   “Sometime around, ‘Let me take you to another world.’ Seriously Reedie, I didn't think you were the type to fall for something so cliché,” he chuckled, his blank, brown eyes glanced at you from the side with a glint of interest as he leaned against the wall, his face in shadows.

   “Well, that is. I mean, the way this looks. It isn't quite…” You mumbled, pink spreading across your face and touching your ears.

   “Go on, explain it to me." Sasori sauntered to your side before slouching next to you, resting his head on your shoulder, “Details are welcome.”

   “But- I didn't-” Flustered, you swallowed hard as you noticed the two men had a hold of one arm each, their eyes filled with something you couldn't pinpoint, but whatever it was, it made you shuffle your feet back and forth with unease. How did you always find yourself in these situations? “We really should get back.”

   “Yo, what are you two doing?” Your face lit up upon seeing the knowing smile on the bulky man's face as he stood with his arms hanging from the stairs he was holding onto. He towered over the three of you. This was the man the team had told you about. He was the person that lived in this extravagant house. “Don't believe we’ve been formerly introduced. The name’s Kakuzu.”

   “Kakuzu?”

   “What did you do to her?” He chuckled, taking your quivering hand and pulling you away from the snarling pair. “Come this way, I have something to calm your nerves.”

   Obito and Sasori followed behind as Kakuzu led you through a doorway to a built in bar. It was dim, the lights casting shadows over the woodwork as you climbed onto a stool followed by the rest of the club members who had noticed the commotion. Obito and Sasori sat on either side of you, the others crowding behind as you all watched Kakuzu gather ingredients from behind the bar. “So? What's your poison?”

   “Oh... Something blue?”

   “Blue?” Kakuzu rolled his eyes as he rummaged through the drawers, turning his back as he created the beverage. “Blue? You're lucky I even have vodka, let alone something blue.”

   “Thanks!” You beamed up at the tall, tanned man in appreciation as he slid the bubbling, blue drink towards you. You could hear the bubbles pop! as you brought it to your lips.

   “I don't think you should drink that, Reedie…”

   “Why not?” You wiped the back of your hand across your mouth after gulping the drink down with a giggle, “Another, barkeep!”

   “What is it?”

   “It’s vodka.”

   “So, a Blue Lagoon?” Deidara questioned as he eyed the refill with suspicion. “A Blue Hawaiian? Midnight Kiss?”

   “It’s just vodka. Vodka and paint- uh, food dye.”

   “Did you just say paint?!” Pain glared over the counter, his hands on the rosewood bench.

   “No, I said food dye. It's seriously just vodka, I don't know why she likes it so much,” Kakuzu sneered at the orange-haired man as he slid you a third drink.

   “So is it an Electric Lemonade?” You twirled a finger in the buzzing liquid, staining your finger blue as you savored the concoction on your lips. “Hawaii Five-O? Or… no, a blue mermaid!”

   “Woah, Reedie, you know your alcohol.”

   “Hmm? Those are real drinks? I just thought they sounded cool,” you slurred, twirling your finger for another.

   “I told you it's not a cocktail. It's just vodka.”

   “Is it Holy Water?”

   “Blue Valium?”

   “Sex In The Driveway? I want to try that.” Hidan winked at you, a smirk tugging at his lips. You blushed and attempted to wink back but just kept closing both eyelids. After the fifth attempt, you gave up and went back to the drink.

   “Maybe it's a Blue Shark Attack?”

   Kisame rolled his eyes at his companion. “Too mainstream, Itachi. It has to be a Kinky Blue Ocean.”

   “It’s fucking vodka, you imbeciles!”

   “Well, let me try it,” Deidara murmured in your ear as he reached around your waist to grab the glass. He took a single swig before he began to gag. “Good God! What is that?! It's strong. It's awful. How can you drink that?”

   “It’s amazing! Well, since Kakuzu won't give you a name, I will,” you said with a sigh, waving your hands over the dubious ‘drink’ that was more akin to a toxin than a cocktail. Smiling at the strange, waxy cerulean beverage, you giggled, “I dub thee… Blue Bubbly!”

   “You're a lush, aren't you, Reedie?”

   “Blue Bubbly,” you gurgled before slumping onto the hardwood counter.

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How they would react to you coming out to them

CHARACTERS: Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan + Konan (bonus)

GENRE: fluff/comfort ig?

READER: genderneutral (if I messed it up lmk)

CONTEXT: platonic relationship (friendship)

WARNINGS: none, just wholesome times

EXTRA INFO: this has been laying around in my drafts since last year omg- since I don't proof read any of my work just lmk if I slipped up on the pronouns or smth bc I do prefer writing genderneutral stuff ya know?

Deidara

Tbh he strikes me as a quite empathetic and definitely open-minded guy

so if you were to cry when coming out to him out of fear he'd try to calm you down first

he'd constantly remind you that there is nothing wrong with you while hugging you

high key soft moment

would fight anyone who even looked at you the wrong way

If you weren't comfortable with coming out to anyone else, he'd take this very seriously and not tell anyone

matching jewellery. I don't make the rules🤠

to make it short; he'd assure you that there is nothing for you to worry abt and that he still loves you; 10/10

Sasori

damn i love this man sm pls gsgssgsgg

ok so this bastard

you could be balling your eyes out simply out of fear of this reaction and he'd just be like

"ok and what do you want me to do abt that?"

are we surprised that he has an empathy level if approximately -56? No? ok-

so while I can assure you that he wouldn't avoid or hate you or anything like that, this man will just not be feeling it

but if you tell him to keep it a secret,mans will stfu

even tho you won't even have to worry about a thing concerning that he will kill everyone who dares to disrespect you

even before you came out he had the habit of getting you souvenirs from his missions and basically got you anything that reminded him of you

that being said; expect souvenir with your specific lgbtq+ flag colours

Kakuzu

Just like Sasori, he doesn't make a huge deal out of it

Instead he'll just treat it as any other matter/secret you have shared

while he won't buy you shit bc capitalism is a bitch you'll definitely catch him asking questions about you and your identity, and the lgbtq+ history

no he ain't paying for therapy😔

he listens to your answers to his questions in an attentive manner bc he genuinely cares about you and does appreciate you

he just doesn't express his love and gratitude for you in forms of words but instead conveys his feelings in forms of actions

Hidan

lost

he'd be so confused and wouldn't even say anything at first- which might make some of us quite nervous, high key expecting the worst

not a single trace of hatered or judgement

just confusion

just like kakuzu he'd definitely ask tons of questions aswell and you can tell that he is doing his best and taking your identity at heart

so your secret is safe

if it should ever change- c0nfusion part two

He'd also be part of the "I will protect my friend at all cost, look at them funny and I will break your face"-club

Itachi

congratz: you just adopted a supportive older brother

he knows how some things can be hard and he wouldn't take it personally if you'd approach him in an anxious manner

he'd make sure to let yk that his love for you was unconditional

but since he does have to keep his initial plan in mind so he'd tell Kisame to look after you

dedicated to learning more about your identity but he's scared to make a mistake or make you feel uncomfortable

he wouldn't exactly go off on someone who disrespected you but he would not hesitate from letting the culprit suffer in a long and tiring genjutsu either

Kisame

This man probably already knew considering how observant he can be

and if there is anyone who can truly understand the internal struggle of ones self it's Kisame

so expect tons of comfort when first coming out to him in forms of hugs and words of affirmation

"Come on, Y/N, there is truly nothing for you to worry about"

he just wants to offer you the safety and comfort that he seeked back then

I don't need to mention how loyal he is ig

Samehada being your nr 2 ally uwu

Bonus: Konan

While she does seem disinterested most of the time, Konan will do anything for people she loves and for what she believes is right

That being said, she loves you nevertheless

like she is generally speaking not the type to go bs and say that its wrong or whatever

she loves you and values you

she fears losing you just as much as you fear losing her

she strikes me as smn who'd also make sure that others around y'all are staying in their lanes

[wing-ed-thing]

Konan Relationship Headcanons

𓆃You know, I feel like out of all the people to assign the term “emotionally unavailable” to... it checks out the best with Konan

𓆃She’s always been very subtle and shy, but her childhood didn’t exacerbate these traits, it just made her hardened and serious

𓆃After all, she fell in love with Yahiko very young only to watch him die right in front of her which she never truly got over

𓆃In fact, she anchored herself to Nagato, seeming to cling on to the last bits of familiarity she has in her life 

𓆃And any sort of deep relationship with Konan are likely to look very similar where she displays a deep dedication and you have to read between her actions

𓆃Konan will never tell you that she has feelings for you because she can’t process that herself. She does not have the capacity for that

𓆃Rather, Konan shows fondness through acts of service, logical words, logical words and quiet company. 

𓆃 Konan sometimes wants to be in the presence of another simply to think or sit quietly. With enough time and intimacy, she may come to you

𓆃You’ll hear her behind you at random times in your day, and after a while, you don’t even greet her. Like most of the Akatsuki, Konan is a bit of an aimless individual. Coming to you at all is a sign of comfort

𓆃Sharing quiet hobbies, very little speaking. A relationship that barely looks like a friendship. 

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