#kp crack

[forvegaspetessake]

week 6: favourite quote(s)

The totally accurate subtitles of iQiyi

[gewdmorning]

Y’all this is why Pete ignored the LITERAL RED flag (shirt) that vegas is wearing

He was sold on the “you can eat whenever you want”

He played the long game

I’m on to you pete

He likes eating and also getting eaten out, two birds one stone

[sins-spookyboogie]

Jeff makes everyone question their sexuality. Argue with the wall.

[housseao3]

Firefighter AU for the KP anniversary: Week 7 - Sins

Try to guess the theme I guess 🤣

Big has a day again, our arsonist IS A VERY HANDSOME BOY EVERYONE SAYS SO, Tankhun has cracked the case, Tem is back baby, Chay gets a ride home and I am a filthy joke thief for one sentence and one sentence only.

[forkaround]

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism except for kinnporsche

[antique-forvalaka]

Q: Whats the noun form of uncomfortable?

A: Vegas

[ichigokeks]

Kinnporsche Episode 9 moodboard

[crystallinemoonlight]

sometimes i'll think about how, at the start of episode four, pete offers to help porsche guess who he might have kissed at the pier the night before, and i imagine a crackfic where porsche goes on a quest to find out who it was by kissing his colleagues one by one - starting with pete of course that man was ready to sacrifice himself for the cause when porsche had questions about casual hookups later in the episode, offering himself up without hesitation

he visits them one by one; pol is confused... but intrigued, it's like one of tankhun's series! arm already knows it wasn't him but insists they check it anyway... just to be sure, right? you never know. ken says he'll break his face if he tries anything (very suspicious, porsche makes sure to highlight his name). big doesn't know whether to be angry or confused, he wasn't even there??? no he and ken didn't sneak in halfway through because of a secret crush, this isn't one of tankhun's series! tankhun asks what they're doing and if he can join but porsche isn't about to open that can of worms.

maybe at some point kinn catches on and realizes porsche doesn't remember but is rating the others based on if they kiss better or worse than the ~mystery person~, which is giving him an ego boost up until porsche declares that one of his friends is actually a better kisser and therefore can't possibly have been involved (said friend is very confused about why khun kinn is giving him death glares for the rest of the week)

you can even throw in some chan or vegas or anyone else if you want to, just go crazy with it, i think that'd be really funny especially if porsche just casually blasts vegas after they make out for a solid minute saying "no you're good but the other guy was just less desperate you feel me, sorry bro".

[moerusai]

9 reasons to watch KinnPorsche

Bonus:

[liyazaki]

WAP vegaspete analysis: presented by cardi b & megan thee stallion

crack collab with/blaming this on @dancinbutterfly

[forvegaspetessake]

A few episodes later:

[tina-rocket]

Pete edition bc I love him

1 2 3

[sins-spookyboogie]

I just needed to post the up close version of this for reasons I will not expand on.

CR : boys over the moon

[fishy-xp]

my top five kinnporsche characters

this is just for fun! also let me know y'alls tooooooo

No.5 - Chan

he's competent and he's hot, i rest my case

No. 4 - Big/Ken

i mean they're technically the same person, just let me have this okay. i loved everytime these two were on screen. they are the mean girls, the bad bitches, the popular girls. everything about them, i love. also ken gave us the single greatest line in kinnporsche

No. 3 - Vegas

red is my favourite colour that's a lie. but come on, what's not to love? he's an evil pathetic little babygirl who keeps a hedgehog in the sex dungeon. he reads, he's a businessman, he can cook, he cares for his little brother but he's got the moral compass of a roulette wheel. he's a murderer, he's a sadist, he's a slut. HE RIDES A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE????? *chefs kiss*

No 2 - Macau

if this wasn't fucking obvious??? i am a slut for the sin city brothers and my entire tumblr is practically dedicated to this funky lil sweater man. i love him, i want nothing but the best for him. i hope he's happy, i hope he's well fed, i hope he never experiences sadness in his life. i love him. *holds gently*

Honorable Mentions

ep 1 + 2 feral gremlin porsche in his raccoon era (what's not to love?)

gameplay as porchay in this one scene - adorable (even though barcode did an amazing job, i keep thinking what could have been if gameplay played porchay hujgehrgujsetg)

filmania pete (the black uniform and the hairstyle, oh daddy) + pete's bar outfits (do you know how sexy you are?)

anytime timetay were the epitome of couple goals (and we ignore everything else, also jj chalach i'm look SO DISRESPECTFULLY BRO IS SO HOT AND I'M SO UNNORMAL ABOUT IT)

kinn during the cafe date <333

And No.1 is....Arm!

hahaaaaa is this a surprise? i feel like i'm a lot more vocal about macau but arm was was the first character i really latched onto. when he came in with the 'who's the nerd?', I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ON MY KNEES SO FAST FOR A MAN I SWEAR- what's NOT to love? he's smart but does dumb ass shit, he's tech-savvy, he's super jacked, he's wears glasses, he's a foodie. he could be the next chan, but he's a lazy piece of shit that said oh hell naw to actual responsibilities and just watches series with khun all day because he can. he's loyal to a fault to his friends and i just know his dick is big on god

[iwantoceans]

Ugh I miss them

[queerbrainrot]

Kinnporsche + Text Posts 4/?