#kristen post

[oreburghminingmuseum]

Hello! Would you all happen to have any baby Lileep care tips?

-@justalileepguy

Oh I just saw the video on your blog, Lily! Congratulations on the little guys!!!

Lileep are honestly such a delight to work with in general, especially when they're newly hatched! They're oh so silly, and i've had more lileep babies than I can count attempt to cling to my arms and take a nibble or two(Luckily they don't hurt too much hehe)

In the nursery wing when we have babies we usually keep them in a shallower tank until their roots come in so that they're not subject to the whims of the stronger currents of our larger tanks(Don't want them getting caught up against the filters or anything! It's much easier to guarantee their safety if they're in a controlled area)

I'm not sure what the currents are like in your aquarium- but if you have particularly strong currents you'll want to either keep a hold of them with your tentacles, or find a place with a calmer current for them to hang out.

It shouldn't take long for them to grow in their roots that let them properly cling to rocks, and from that point on they should be a-okay on the mobility front (or lack thereof hehe)

I'm sure you have diet handled, but you'll need to make sure to keep meals small enough for them to swallow, you may need to break up a fish fry into smaller chunks.

And uhhh I think that's all I got, happy parenting, Lily!

~ Kristen

[sturdy-and-soundproof]

[A video is attached, it's of Aegis laying in Plover's lap, Plover is gently scratching the back of his head, Aegis is evidently enjoying it by the way he's gently kicking his legs and letting out a purr-like grumbling. Plover giggles when he starts wiggling about and pressing his shield into their torso.]

Some cuteness for your dash :3

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

[minionsuncle]

Blarmy!

[dreamingawayyour1ife]

Me:

[syb-rooks]

The bad kids are an incredibly healthy and supportive friend group BUT OH MY GOD THEY SUCK AT COMMUNICATING!

Half of their problems would be solved if they talked to each other.

Fabian would GLADLY pay for Adaine's components and for Riz's tuition if they asked. He would even get his papa to change his trust fund conditions to include them. Or he would declare Riz and Adaine his nemesis.

They would figure out the reason for Fig's misfortune in a week max. They would march into hell, probably accompanied by both Gorthalax and Sandra Lynn, and demand to break whatever deal she made with whichever demon involved.

If Fabian even suggested he was lonely, the bad kids would organise sleepovers every night. He would circle between the Thistlesprings, the Gukgaks and the Mordred Manor. Lydia would pack him his own lunch.

Fig would immediately start promoting Cassandra's religion on all social media, and get her to thousand followers in a week. The rest of the bad kids would join without hesitation.

If Riz would finally admit the HUGE stress he is under, everyone, even Fig, would stop piling all the work on him and happily write their 10 page essays. They would convince him to see Jawbone, and enjoy his last years in high school. They would band together to find the rogue teacher within a day. They would make sure that Riz's resume is the most impressive CV that the universities have ever received.

They would all gather together to come up with music for Fig and Gorgug's new album. Fabian would choreograph their music videos, Adaine would come up with rhymes, Riz would bring a list of all their adventures, including motifs and connections made, to give her inspiration, Kristen would suggest to make parodies of classic camp songs from her old church.

Adaine would contact Aelwyn immediately to get dirt on Porter, to blackmail him. Gorgug would get permission for his MCAT exams by the end of the week.

And if she would stay on the phone a little longer and admitted how much she is struggling, Aelwyn would immediately return home along with her cats. Then she would drag her sister to Jawbone's door, and force her to give him the components list.

The problem is that even after all those years, after all those adventures, even after the forest of the nightmare king, they still each think of themselves as the weak link. As the person in the group that isn't allowed, doesnt deserve to take space, ask for help. Because they should be able to handle it on their own. Isn't that what adulthood is like?

They would abandon anything and everything to help someone else, as long as that person isn't themselves. As long as they dont have to show their amazing, incredible, powerful, and oh so compassionate friends how weak and imperfect they are in comparison.

[halcyon-autumn]

Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

[kristensdexscore]

i think "kristen isn't actually ready for the responsibility of being the student body president" takes would make slightly more sense to me if this wasnt AGUEFORT ADVENTURING ACADEMY. like bro the principal literally tried to grab the sun, kristen is pretty much his spiritual successor

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[box-dwelling]

Ally: *says K2 is quitting vaping*

Me: oh lmao what a coincidence I just got patches to stop yesterday and I'm starting tomorrow. I'm doing it for you K2

Brennan: *announces that K2 is real now. A real human woman living in England in our world with the memories of Kristen's life except happening in England*

Me, an English lesbian ex fundamentalist cult survivor who lost their faith in their early teens after their first real interaction with death: Blimey...

[celine-song]

Kristen Stewart & Katy O'Brian

Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass

[oreburghminingmuseum]

Don't worry about the mess I'm sure it's nothing

>.> Well now that you've said something I'm suspicious.

But haha sure. we're getting things cleaned up regardless- and for anyone wanting to visit today the museum will be open a little late.

~ Kristen

[sturdy-and-soundproof]

Alright I'm taking bets on what the eggs are gonna be... They're going to be different pokemon from the markings and Plover's narrowed them down to a couple types..

[alltears]

sharing my new lockscreen with the world<3

[wolfziedraws]

Alter Emos

[glassrooibos]

JUNIOR YEAR HERE WE COME