#kurama incorrect quotes

[inamagicalhallucination]

i enjoy the idea of kurama being a sour/petty loser (or ig more so a cheater) lowkey like he'll be hanging out with yusuke and they'll be gaming and messing around and the second it looks like yusuke is about to win, he doesn't even hesitate to grab the nearest throw pillow and smack it against yusuke's face to cause him to get distracted and hopefully lose

he doesn't seem like he'd be all that childish but he is when he's with his friends, like he's ridiculous

a conversation at some point im sure:

yusuke: what the- you cheated!

kurama: so?

yusuke: what do you mean so??? you cheated!!!

kurama: at no point did you say i couldn't cheat

yusuke: WHAT THE HELL MAN

hiei: he is right... detective, in a matter of death, all is fair

kuwabara: uh this is dance dance revolution

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Shikamaru : I have a bad feeling about this...

Naruto : What do you mean?

Shikamaru : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Naruto : No? I mean, I have Kurama, but usually he encourages me..

Shikamaru : That actually explains so much.

[semidea7]

Calm Kurama: Hiei, can we talk? Just wanted to ask something

Angry Kurama: love, sweetheart, baby, can you come here a second? No, no, I don't wanna do anything don't worry

[im-still-watching-anime]

konoha elders: we aren’t going to send all of you on missions together, we have a standard of using the three man squad

full team seven clinging tightly to each other: if you try to separate us again we WILL start a revolt

[basketoffruitis]

fb incorrect quotes

Rin: Haru... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Rin: Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.

Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.

Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t

Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kyo: I'm a knife. Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk? Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :( Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Tohru : >:O language Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD? Rin : 'The fuck word'. Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Yuki: Oh my god they censored it Rin : Say fuck, Momiji. Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.

Kyo: Rules are made to be broken. Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Haru: Uh, piñatas. Momiji: Glow sticks. Tohru: Karate boards. Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kyo: Rules. Yuki:

Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15. Yuki: I’m right here.... Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar Kyo: fuck u Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Haru: Apply juice to what Rin: Directly to the forehead Yuki: Great chat everyone

Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second? Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Rin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Rin: Absolutely not.

Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face* Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!

Kakeru: I made tea. Yuki : I don’t want tea. Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Yuki : Then why are you telling me? Kakeru: It is a conversation starter. Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter. Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Yuki : What did you do? Haru: Nobody died. Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Yuki: Haru... Haru: Oh no, 'Haru' in b-flat. Haru: You're disappointed.

Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma Haru: Thank you Momiji: She didn't say that was a good thing Haru: What I'm hearing is, you both think I'm funny

Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night. Momiji: You were flirting with Rin Haru: So what? She’s my partner. Momiji: You asked her if her were single. Haru: Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren't.

Rin: We need a distraction. Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Momiji, whispering: My time has come

Hatori: This is such a bad idea. Shigure: Then why are you coming along? Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Shigure: How's the sexiest person here~? Hatori: I don't know- Ayame, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day? Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted! Hatori: What? Haru: We almost got kidnapped. Hatori: Oh, okay. Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[rouge-the-bat]

hiei is kuramas cat/boyfriend

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

Rashid: Does your father know that you’re a Gundam pilot?

Quatre: The only thing my father knows about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table, now let’s go.

Rashid:

[postcanonsoccer]

sangoku, driving hamano and kurama: so, how was your day? hamano: we almost got surprise adopted! sangoku: what? kurama: we almost got kidnapped. sangoku: oh, okay. sangoku: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!

[serotoninlesslesbian]

Orochimaru: Sasuke is ours

Naruto: and that's when I knew

Naruto: I'm about to beat this bitch up

[tomuraxashes]

Sasuke meeting Kurama for the first time

• canon x Madara x Akatsuku series spinoff, whatever •

Sasuke: I assume this is not your first time seeing a sharingan

Kurama: That vision of yours.. and that chakra more ominous that my own.. you are the spitting image of Madara Uchiha

Sasuke: Never heard of him.. Am I suppose to care?

Kurama, amused: Uhm, yeah. You should. Pretty much.

Obito, out of nowhere: Daamn kid, you really know nothing

Nagato: You done. Soo done.

Obito: You know what? Try to think about your will, like.. right now

Naruto: Why are random people appearing in my belly?

Fugaku: I guess I’m sorry. I forgot to educate him.. like I didn’t plan to die so early but he was already at academy damnit, and he knows no shit about our history.. I am a horrible parent.

Sasuke: Well can’t argue with that but.. HOW COME YOU ARE HERE? You are dead!! And why is here another random Uchiha if I am supposed to be the last?

Obito: Yup, he is dead, me and my friend here, who is also a honorary Uchiha himself, are alive, and basically Madara is as well..

Fugaku: Oh my..

Obito: I will consider not to tell him about your son having .. no information about his past. We need him for the plot, it would not be benefital if he killed him now.

Sasuke: Why would anybody kill me?

Kurama: Trust me, Madara would. Just like that.

Nagato: He doesn’t need a reason. He is sassy.

Madara, out of nowhere: Love how you two - points at Obito and Nagato - find every possible occasion to back mouth me, also, ‘ignorance is power’, would come handy later, yet Kurama you blind? He looks nothing like me.

Hashirama: Indeed. Madara is much more beautiful.

Madara: Now.. YOU - where the hell come from?

Hashirama: Dunno.. guess the same as the others just appeared here.

Madara: I refuse to share space with you.

Hashirama: We even shared a bed..

Madara: Kurama kick him out, now!

Obito: So what’s with the ‘The Kyuubi never bows to anybody’s will again?’

Kurama: That’s true.

Obito: You just did what he said.

Kurama: That’s also true.

Nagato: Like it would ever be a question of choice

[ninenloser]

Hikaru: What's it like being that tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Tsurugi: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Kurama: It was one time!

[forumjutsu]

Naruto: Look, I had a hard life. My mother killed herself.

Sakura: I thought your mom was killed by the nine tails?

Naruto: She was the nine tails!

[xovera-toz]

Sakura: Are you scared of crows, Naruto?

Naruto: N-no...?

Kurama: I mean he did have to swallow one so it's only fair.

Sasuke, spitting out water in the background: He had to what?

Kurama @ Naruto: Just you wait 'till he finds out about the frog.

[semidea7]

Kurama: you know what my plants and Hiei have in common?

Also Kurama: that I have to look after them both or they'll die

Hiei: I hate you

[tomoesrightclaw]

Nanami: I've had Tomoe for five minutes

Nanami: but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room an than myself

Tomoe:

Mizuki:

Kurama:

Mikage:

[thatoneanimefan83]

Makes sense.