#law and order Svu meme

[ragingstillness]

Carisi: did you get my report on the Rothschild murder?

Olivia: yes I did, good work

Carisi: thanks mom

Carisi: why’s everyone staring at me

Amanda: you just called Cap ‘mom’

Carisi: no I didn’t I said thanks ma’am

Olivia: do you see me as a mother figure Sonny?

Carisi: if anything I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me

Fin: hey! Show your captain some respect!

Carisi: I didn’t call her mom!

Bruno: it’s ok, I call Churlish mom and she’s my fiancé

Carisi: jump on that! Bruno has psychosexual issues!

Amanda: old news, but you calling Olivia ‘mommy’…

Carisi: hey ‘mommy’ is off the table

Perp: you did call her mom dude

Carisi: you shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you’ve got here

Perp: ok I was lying about the break-in, but the mom thing, that happened

Carisi: aha! He admitted his alibi was a lie, just part of my master plan

Olivia: would you like to discuss this later over…Chinese takeout?

Carisi:…I’d like that

[telepathicteacup]

Have I become a Barisi meme shitposter? The answer might shock you, but man there are too few memes with our boys! 😂🤌🏻

[robin-bring-the-snow]

The OG Squad

(The new squad)

[bensonnstabler]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I’m sorry, MARISKA? As in DETECTIVE OLIVIA BENSON? Paget, babe, I can’t take any more.

She gets it, and I’m having a proud moment. *Wipes away tear.*

*btw Paget is a real person please do not be one of those people who insists she’s gay over the internet/ pressuring her to come out, her sexuality has nothing to do with you. I just like that she is so understanding toward the LGBTQIA+ community. Thanks for coming to my TED talk xx.

[mindibindi]

[caseynovaksgf]

[cabensqn]

and/or if she makes a mistake *

[ragneda-r]

I just redraw memes

[claires-audience]

I am fully convinced that svu wanted to let us know that mariska is mommy 🥵 because there is no way olivia went to a child’s funeral in that lol

[thirtysomethingloser92]

So I got bored and did a thing….

[telepathicteacup]

Merry crisis from the tired Attorney, some more Barisi memes for your stockings!

Happy seasonal greetings! Hope you guys have a good holiday despite if you celebrate or not 💖

Also all I want for Christmas is a free 🇵🇸 and 🇺🇦 😤💖

[robin-bring-the-snow]

The new SVU squad.

(The OG squad here)

[thena0315]

*Oops, type-o

I meant "show" not "shown"

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

These two mfs change their haircut more than some bitches change their underwear:

Maybe it’s like a spin on a drinking game. “Take a shot every time you get shot, kidnapped, tortured, or punched in the face,” except instead of a tequila it’s just scissors and hair dye.

[mindibindi]

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