#len'en incorrect quotes

[incorrect-mugenri]

Mitori: And there I was, at 21, broken that I'd never hear my sibling laugh again. I held their limp hand, my eyes playing cruel tricks as I swore I saw them breathe. In that moment, all I could think about was the lava cake we'd bake together. For this recipe, you'll need a double boiler.

[toa-arania]

Incorrect quotes are fun

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[incorrecttamersquotes]

Jianliang, staring at a drawing of floating disembodied heads: By the way, haven't I seen this style somewhere before?

Terriermon: Don't worry about it, yukkuri shite itt—

Jianliang: LET'S GET ON WITH IT.

[friendshapedplant]

Tenkai: You're making me claustrophobic!

Sese: What does claustrophobic mean?

Sukune: It meansh they're 'fraid of Clause, gyah.

Sese: ...Oh well, 'tis something that cannot be helped, I suppose. “Fear” is too much of a “carnal” “emotion”—

Sukune: Stop, Sese! Yer scarin' them, gyah!

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Lily: “Maybe Sakura’s actually a big idiot or something~?”

Sakura: “I do indeed consider myself an idiot.”

[kira-moonrabbit]

gathered up some incorrect quotes from my stash. if you recognize any of them as being from a source of media that’s generally icky in some way, please let me know.

all of em are under a cut so I don’t end up cluttering anybody’s dash.

Ari: HEY YOU! EYEBALL FREAK! Friday: Ahhh, here you are~! Ari: YOU! You're the one who gave Tony a hard time! Friday: Yep! That's me! Ari: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOUUUUUU!!! Friday: Guess there's no option left but murder, then! Ari: Eh? Friday: If you won't forgive me, then there's no choice left but for me to murder you! Ari: Wai... hey, isn't that a bit exteme?!

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Butter: ...Seems like we've run into an idiot. Ad: Our resident idiot's sayin' so, so it's gotta be true. Ari: Yes! I can read the mood, y'know! I sensed a moronic atmosphere, so I'm acting moronic to match! Dizzy: Amazing! They can tell there's an idiot on our side, too! Butter: I'd prefer it if you didn't refer to my peers as morons... Ad: Ya don't need t'butt in. We already know yer clueless.

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Chesed: Loser has to mow my lawn for eternity! Eggs: Is it like a riding mower, or...? Chesed: Tweezers!

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Ayehop: What's your biggest fear? Eggs: Being alone. Ayehop, placing a hand on Don't Touch Me: Guess again, idiot.

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Dizzy: Maybe if I.... Tony: Careful, Dizzy! Remember the last time you "maybe if I'd"? They had to call in the Rabbit Team. Dizzy: I know! I got to hold a grenade launcher!

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Ad: Like, if ya had a pet cat, and ya kept feedin' it treats, it would probably keep comin' to ya and doin' the stuff you wanted it to do. Tony: But then, when the cat is super massive and can take over the world, it won't listen to you anymore. Ad: Yea. And then, it's like, "Oh, wait, I can just buy treats? I mean, I can just destroy this treat factory an' get as many treats as I want."

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Butter: You got tossed in here too, huh? Ari: Yeah, for yelling. Butter: You yelled in Silent Orchestra's containment? That is hardcore! Ari: Why'd you get tossed in here? Butter: Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled.

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Ad: You kidnapped Chesed?! That's illegal! Ari: What's more illegal, Ad: briefly inconveniencing Chesed or destroying out group? Ad: Kidnappin' Chesed, Ari! Denny: We needed something to convince everyone to work together. Ad: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?! Butter: Ad, I thought we agreed, a Sephirah is not a people.

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Denny: Don't tell me you're behind this? Ayehop: Sadly, no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.

[incorrect-len-ens]

Tsurubami: free 30 days trial of happiness

Tsubakura: op wheres the link

Tsubakura: wheres the link op

[black-fixer]

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?

Yabusame: Tsuba, what do you want? You have to eat to keep your strength up

Tsubakura: I’ll take a number 9

Shion: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.

Yabusame: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[incorrect-mugenri]

Tsubakura: Hey, since I'm trans and a parent I guess you could call me transparent eh?

Kurohebi: Ah so thats why I never see you :)

[incorrect-mugenri]

Kuroji: How many times are you gonna run? I've captured you 17 different times!

Saragimaru: I feel like it’s gonna be at least 18.

Kuroji:

Kuroji: The Orocity of this bitch.

[incorrect-mugenri]

Hibaru: Have you heard about the ongoing program that is really paying now?

Kuroji: Greet first

Hibaru: Good morning

Kuroji: Morning. You can now proceed with your scam.

Hibaru: You are a bastard. Fool

[incorrect-mugenri]

Souko: You really need to grow up and set a proper example for your siblings.

Aoji: I...agre-

Kuroji: You can’t take sides with that stranger! I’m your sibling, so listen to me!

Hooaka, imitating Kuroji: Listen to me! Blah, blah, blah, I’m gonna be rich!

Kuroji: You little—! *grabs Hooaka*

Aoji: Please, don’t hurt Hooaka! They had their arm chopped off earlier, remember!?

[incorrect-mugenri]

Yago: You’re lucky that you’ve come across me, a god of weapons.

Kuroji: What kind of weapons do you make?

Hooaka: Are you gonna resell them, Kuroji?

Aoji: I don’t think we can afford their weapons if they’re a god, Kuroji.

Kuroji: I’ll always find a way!

[incorrect-mugenri]

Suzumi (Hamee): They're out of oat milk, do you want another kind?

Suzumi (Benny): What are my choices?

Hamee: Almond, skim, 1%, 2%, whole?

Benny: That's a lot of options...

Hamee: That's modern milk for ya. What a time to be alive~!

[incorrect-mugenri]

Clause: "Apologies" if I am being "too" polite. Maybe that is "why" people do not like "me."

Yabusame: No being polite is great! People don't like you because your name is Clause <3

[incorrect-mugenri]

Tom C. Zemlja: What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.