#source: text conversation

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: So, how old is your girlfriend?

Spy: Forty-One.

Scout: Ha! My ma is the same age.

Spy: I know.

Scout:

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Roman: hey did you see the mistake in the music charts this week?

Virgil: no?

Roman: they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Virgil: hah I walked right into that one

Roman: sometimes I walk into poles

Virgil:

Virgil: what

[sdv-said-what]

C'mon, Maru, that was mean.

[incorrectjokerout]

*Texting*

Nace:Okay,so I would identify as Bisexual.

Bojan:And that means you would have a male partner.

Nace:Yup.

Bojan:Or a female partner.

Nace:Exactly.

Bojan:So,that means if you don't find a partner,you're on standbi?

Nace:

Nace:Did you just-

[incorrect-star-allies]

Shadow Kirby, texting Dark Meta Knight: Dark there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Shadow Kirby: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Shadow Kirby: Dark

Shadow Kirby: Dark

Dark Meta Knight: Dark is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *slackjawed* You are cleaning?

Barnaby: *as he hangs the bedsheet to dry* Yeup! Trying to beat the crumbs on bed allegations.

Frank: Can you talk like a normal person for one day?

[beatlesdiscord]

[1957] Paul: apparently my dad thinks you turned me gay

John: I did. sorry :/

John: tell him he's next

[incorrectblindchannel]

Niko:I will not hesitate to strangle you on Monday.

Joel:Can you even reach my neck?

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall, texting Louis: Louis there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Niall: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Niall: Louis

Niall: Louis

Louis: Louis is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

*texting* Morgana: meow Ethan: meow Morgana: grown ass man. Ethan: bitch???

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

jodio: *sends text* check out this meme. it reminded me of you. baddass, amirite?

rohan: you robbed my house three months ago. please... leave me alone.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Jere,about Bojan:At first I was like-

Jere:GET DICK!

Jere:Now I'm like-

Jere:GET HIS HEART!

Jere:AND CHERISH HIM!

[incorrect-maneskin-quotes]

Damiano:I warned you.

Damiano:I'm perfect.

[incorrectjokerout]

*Texting*

Kris:Have a nice night,asshole.

Bojan:You too princess.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Zan Partizanne: I suffer every day for what. Girlish whimsy.

Hyness: You have something much more sinister going on.