#let me know bc now I’m feeling very hmmmmmmmmmm

[milkymooshi]

am i going insane or were we mutuals,.,

Wait are we not mutuals?? My tumblr says we are but this also isn’t my main blog. But like…im pretty sure we are 💀💀💀

You’re like one of the two mutuals I have on here 💀💀

[kae-karo]

Hi Katie! I just want you to know that I want your analysis of this new sims video more than anything and I'll just patiently wait for it... Have a nice day!

hi dear!! new sims vid, did u mean dnp simulator?

dorks spending the first ten seconds dancing in fake snow 

why virtual friends???? ??

my daddies gave to me y’all,,,,,,there’s knowing your branding and then there’s acting on that knowledge and i think this may have been one time where acting on your knowledge maybe was not a good call like ily and u do u and all but

i love phil loving his branding it’s cute also shoutout to @dnpscloset​ thanks for finding it (x) bc i want one now if anyone needs a last minute xmas idea i’m lookin at u mom u always wait til the last minute

same dan, same

‘we all have new faces and new lives and everything’s changed, this is gonna be hella dramatic’ *inhale* *exhale*

‘when u imagine the howlter family’ god they’re such adorable n sentimental nerds i love them

phil’s actual default is bein a leany boye

dnp arguing about what ‘desperate’ actually is as if the entirety of their first year after meeting they weren’t talking as often as they could five hour skype calls amirite

get away from me stalker lmao bold of u to say that danny

phil sweetie i love you with my entire heart he’s so so excited abt the virtual snow i love him

tiny zoom in jumpcut at 2:08 overlapping audio interesting

a mood and a half

phil immediately going ‘yeahhhhh thin walls family hearing things they gotta get out’ abt dab and evan like m8 we get it all u think abt is sex we get it god u and ur husband really are made for each other aren’t u (dnp = devan reference #1)

‘i presume evan is also jobless’ ‘i hope so!’ phil is it really,,,,,,smth to be excited about,,,,,,,

dan’s doin a lot of the hand phone lately u cute boy

we should have a redbull what is wrong with them phil can barely handle having too much sugar y’all thought it was a good idea to have a redbull also we should have a redbull they share literally everything which tbh is probs for the best lbr phil on a whole can of redbull hmmmmm yes ik it’s v possible and in fact probable that phil had his own can let me live

‘it’s a sensible lightweight jacket’ in the fucking snow wow dan u really did just set urself up for phil to drag u about not dressing for the weather

dan’s fucking laugh at 4:39 gives me life literally there is no purer and more adorable sound like that’s up there with kittens purring

‘i think he’s gonna be a bit of a diva in this relationship’ did you mean: dan howell (dnp = devan reference #2)

[slight bit of ankle is showing] dan: ‘and now you’re wearing shorts’

where’s the lie tho honestly that lil pause before he said mate

this clip will live in infamy bc i want this in every fucking phan edit for the rest of time like i can’t even think of the right out-of-context clip right now but anything that can be answered with phil saying ‘it’s dan’ i need it

mandatory phil covering his mouth and bein a cutie

yes destroy gender roles in the snow universe (although seriously dan’s ‘life is just about uncon-doing the horrible conditioning of all these gender stereotypes, phil’ is so important also i stan phil recognizing that before dan i think it’s really easy to forget that just bc up til recently he’s not been as expressive as dan of his opinions on how stupid gender roles are doesn’t mean he doesn’t have just as if not more progressive a mindset than dan)

‘it’s like a dan vs phil’ dnp = devan #3

dan has such a lovely singing voice i miss him singing

dude phil’s eyebrows are making a Solid appearance v expressive

i s2g this is a different moment from the one above he’s just so fricken cute???

‘but they’ve got each other’s backs, phil, just like dab and evan’ yeeeeaaaa i’m gonna go ahead and go with dnp = devan reference #4 here i think that’s fair

snow angels are the least fun thing to do and yet (x - it literally won’t let me put it in bc it’s a privated vid rip)

amazing they just started having a snowball fight how cute n domestic am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan hmmmm - dnp = devan #5

i get that infinity war was a meme but lads it’s time to let it go

‘and they’re called the howlters’ lmao as if u ain’t an honorary lester daniel (dnp = devan #6)

i’m living for phil’s excitement i mean if that’s what redbull does to him i’m here for it i guess?

hi they’re dumb this was cute

‘we don’t want to be those people, but for us personally, we very much found that you just need to just move into a big city of some kind and just jump into life with both feet’ this is not only adorable advice but also where dnp simulator comes into play aka we did this so uhh dab n evan should do it (dnp = devan #7) also dan speaking for them both singular pronouns are quaking

‘don’t trust that’ what on earth are u on abt phil what don’t u trust the fuckin desert or?????

scalyburg phil stop pls we know we get it dan’s a furry ur a scaly we got it

why does dan spend an entire 7 seconds (8:40) adjusting is he moving closer to phil? switching which leg he’s sat on? idk but it lead to me pausing at this moment which was a gift in and of itself

‘the deposit on that one, plus the weekly went would make us instantly broke, so that’s fun, us when we moved to london’ bih do u hear me crying

does dan remember phil’s first manchester apartment what kind of question is that phil have u met dan he probably remembers every bloody inch of that place i mean he did remember that there wasn’t a bedside table so

stop that

middle of the city, romance festival, geekcon, pretty views and cherry blossom trees sounds like dnp’s ideal location do u get why i’m calling it dnp simulator yet also dnp = devan #8

we don’t want to move next to the karaoke legends wow dan bold of u to say after belting helena at 2am real bold

phil having flashbacks to the apt they toured where they found out people died there

hi phil just looks so excited by everything

look i’m not saying anything except they’re managing to find a lot of similarities b.w their lives and what they’re doing for dab and evan okay like this apartment is great for people-watching? which is what phil did in his manchester apt?

context whomst? idk her

shoutout to the wardrobe

big bold life-changing steps

anon spitting truth up in this house (but like,,,,,my thoughts exactly lmao i was like they’re such introverts they would’ve avoided meeting their neighbors at any cost including apparently smacking into a locked door trying to avoid small talk phil we love u bab)

casually mentioning dan saying ‘we are dil-’ was he gonna say dil’s son, maybe but i like to remember the bloops of dan repeatedly calling dab dil so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

omg okay so from like. this point on, when dan’s like ‘here is my vision’, i’m absolutely getting queer eye vibes like amateur queer eye tho like two gay nerds trying to embody queer eye in their lives a bit oh wait

okay okay okay dan u said an ensuite bathroom and then failed to add a door to the bedroom do u understand how frustrating that is???????? do u understand how stressful it was for me to watch that whole damn vid and know that u forgot the door????

a space for hobbies what hobbies who has hobbies

they learned nothing from building their house before: phil should take the mouse away from dan immediately look at him he is such a sugar baby in this jfc

god dan is so cute get these idiots a penthouse apartment super high up so he can have his bath next to a window okay he deserves that in life

stop it they’re literally agreeing on almost every single thing god they literally share a single brain

amazing

leany boye

‘they are young adults moving into their first apartment, you don’t have art!’ okay first of all don’t even go there daniel second of all i’m sorry you’re the one arguing for spending literally all their money but u don’t want to get some art bc it’s unrealistic????

dan saying lovely

phil’s mr carpet

navy??? navy? when did they? why? 

i would get involved in a criminal plot to have that / i’m gonna throw you out of one

wow pro tips makin a comeback

phil is Losing Steam

oh my god okay so i was joking but literally phil is losing steam lmao 18:35 he says ‘ayy’ and it’s so tired-sounding

leany leany boyes

okay look ik dan’s going into ‘aww poor philly’ mode but also he knew that very quickly like honestly that’s not a Thing i would ever notice about someone tbh i’m not saying it’s like Significant but damn danny was really into phil to know that shiz man

the high-fashion gigantic rug of our dreams

okay look i can’t make this up phil literally leans away for a bit and then

hello daniel’s Curl

i stan phil getting excited over plants

dab and evan will be having a mario kart fest will they (dnp = devan #9)

mirroringggggggg

dude big mood god they’re so fond and full of memories 

honestly dnp made it that way like u cannot convince me they didn’t purposely decide to do that mmkay

‘see they are ready to have their romantic dinners. and then they can pretend they have another friend and it’s fine!’ am i talking abt dnp or dab and evan who knows :) (dnp = devan #10) 

cold in the middle what on earth i literally have no memory of that i mean it could just be my shit memory but jfc they just remember that stuff goddamn

scrunchy boyes also phil where’s ur arm at hm

like i’m not fuckin joking where is it

you can’t exist without a computer i mean

what is important in life / the internet

they don’t even have fucking doors and dan’s like ‘uhm they need a terrarium’ dan i’m stressed

oh my god i’m sorry phil is so done with this now it’s actually comical

hi they didn’t add a door for the ensuite

give dnp an interior design series honestly give them any series

phil reached for dan’s hand u cannot convince me otherwise

‘not my personal taste’ really,,,,,really

when dab n evan hug dan looks at the screen n phil looks at the camera things u didn’t need to know but now u do

lmao jumpscared by the kiss

‘i feel like i’ve never nailed anything more in my entire life’ hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm hm

the fuck was dan’s ‘getting a job’ that’s his fnaf voice u stop that

doon doon doon doon

tongue

hi uhm what the Fuck was that jumpcut at 28:30 i hate Obvious Jumpcuts with a burning passion specifically bc of dnp

[ibroughtthisonmyselfpixels]

SoS 22 Replies

First of all, that post I just reblogged before this? That’s what our Discord chat looked like this past long weekend. There was a LOT of talk about SoS 22, which I am so so so so pleased about, and I’ll embed some of the best parts into this replies post as we go. So, without further ado:

@tiny-tany-thaanos​ replied to your photo “An extended cantata on a sacred subject.”

Oh

My

God

Three emphatic words of terror! An excellent start

@harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

/Oh shit/

I KNOW! I’m so pleased with how the shot came out, I was trying to replicate the other title ca-- oh, you mean oh shit they’re tied to chairs

@toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

exsqueeze me?

Well, we all know it’s not exactly an ex squeezing them now,

@autistichatkid replied to the same: 

....... ah

Lissa said on Discord in reference to “Lethe: “I’m SO glad you’re awake. We’ve only got a little of tonight...”

Lethe: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there 

autistichatkid said in reference to the same or thereabouts:

lethe: who wants to play a game

Show of hands, who wants The Jigsaw Killer vs The Dragonborn

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Now, what’s this game you’re talking about?” Lethe: *back to...”

Lethe you /motherfucker/

autistichatkid said in reference to “Lethe: “Two more people die tonight - but who isn’t up to me anymore....”

whoa im WHAT lethe you cant DO THAT lethe u cant make them choose,,,,, lethe stop murder maybe

Like I said, this Sadistic Choice is one I’ve relished putting into partial play since the beginning so I’m glad it had the Desired Audience Effect. and the desired In Universe effect too, of course

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Let me.” Lorelei: “–w-what?” Lethe: “What?” Lyra: *slightly...”

😬

That sure is the face Lyra is making

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lorelei: *comprehension dawning* “…want you to go…” *leans back in her...”

👀

That sure is the face Lorelei is mak--*bricked*

@bountifulberries replied to the same: 

ooooooh shit

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same: 

oh SHIIIIIIIIT

Mesh the two together and you get “ooooooh SHIIIIIIIIT”, and that sounds like a barbershop quartet rendition

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “I can’t lose Felicity either!!” Felicity: 60.73 Percy: 46.23”

Holy shit Feli!! (Also I'm still ?? if it's her so I can't really react one way or the other rn so I'm just :eyes:)

Feli won!! If she hadn’t had so much murderous baggage attached to that victory, it would be incredible. ...as it is, it’s still incredible, just with extra murderous baggage

Also, this is your second victory, right? After that - one project? 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lethe: “…” Lorelei: *hand outstretched, waiting for another sound*...”

I'm??? Feeling things here??? (God if it really does end up being Feli my heart's gonna b r e a k)

💔

@melien​ replied to the same:

As usual I'm in awe because of your writing

??!!?! I’m so pleased!!

autistichatkid said in reference to the same:

okay so im leaning toward lethe being percy still but its gonna be Weird if lyra is like "yeah uhhhhh kill feli" and. lethe Is feli. i dont think it's feli but honestly idk i also dont think lyra is coming to a "decision", just killing time, but yknow weird hypotheticals

Me, literally, to Jack, when you said that hours after the fact: 😬

Jack: If this is about Kasper's current reactions I'm just like "Oh honey, you've got a big storm coming" 

autistichatkid said in reference to “Lyra: “…Okay. Okay. I - ” *sighs, part in dread and part from...”

THEY FREE

They’re not the only ones getting free tonight........

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: *louder, to be heard over the crying* “Lethe? Something happen...”

*Vibrating with suspense*

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT SETTING THIS ALL UP 

@simstrations replied to the same:

Cliffhanger?!

Fortunately it’s only a very shallow cliff... with a pretty deep pit at the bottom, so win/win

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Felicity.”

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

FUCK

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

OH FUCK

autistichatkid said in reference to the same:

OH FUCK ME IT'S FELI

I AM STILL SO SORRY IT HAD TO COME TO THIS

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: *sobbing too hard to even speak* ”

FUCK I CALLED THIS

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to the same:

Jeez, I guessed it right

simstrations replied to the same:

I thought so. This is good

Well, it was her or Percy at this point. Not like y’all had a lot of options :P

melien replied to the same:

This is sooooo intense

Interesting thing about Lethe compared to my other murderers, as you may or may not have picked up on: the murders are a lot simpler in scope. No convoluted set-ups with electromagnetic bombs, no risin poisoning or hypnosis - not even a Wounded Gazelle Gambit. They’re all just things that anybody, with a disability of any stripe or without, can do - partly to make things less painful for the victims, partly to make it easier for Feli to believe she was being kind, partly so that it looks like anyone could’ve done it

...wait, did I already explain this? I’m flying home today and it’s kind of been long so forgive me if I’m repeating myself

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: *voice breaking as she stumbles over* “Feli- you’ve been - it’s...”

😭😭😭

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “W- why’d you come in here? Yo- I - I was being Lethe. Had...”

😭

Jack is NOT even exaggerating here. Per Discord: “Y’all I’m starting to get tipsy and I’m Big Sad as this is sinking in [...] I had the first MMBC where the murderer won and now my contestant is the murderer who won. This is incredibly fitting tbh. Still gonna have a billion crying emojis on the posts tho”

Let’s put that to the test, in fact. Crying count: 4

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Felicity: “Hey! How-” “Felicity! Thank god, you’re awake. I’ve–”...”

hmmmmmmmmmm

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

🤔👀

Did y’all doubt Elias

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Elias: “You, you’ve got to send someone up! I don’t even know if it’s...”

OH HELL NO

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Y’ALL BETTER NOT HAVE DOUBTED ELIAS

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Elias: “O-ow–!” Felicity: “Who-?!” Cathy Baines: “Don’t push your...”

CATHERINE MOTHERFUCKIGN BAINES

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

OH MY FUCJING GOD CATHH FUCKING BAINES

HEAD CHEERLEADER

HOMECOMING QUEEN

PART TIME MOTHERFUCKING MODEL

autistichatkid said in reference to the same: 

oh hi cathy

Lisa, Lisa, you’re tearing me apAAAart!

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Felicity! Hi! So great to finally chat to you in person! I’ve...”

Holy fucking shit

yeah that about sums it up

Jack in Discord: I can only imagine reading this sober bc reading this tipsy is a trip

Clover: im sober but losing my mind so whats the difference

I’m teetotal and I was freaking out all days so here’s my stance on that

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “You see… how do I put this delicately…? Oh! Have you ever...”

Oh my /god/. Oh my /*god*/

(Also may this just be the essence of Cathy, you are absolutely nailing her character here and I am Living for it)

I’ve already thanked you for thinking so, but thank you again for thinking so!! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Anywayyy, I didn’t just call to let you know how things’re...”

Oh Cathy you conniving little despair being you

Well done, Cathybot, have a biscuit

Jack: Also I reread a bit and her saying Riverview isn't a swing state? Classic Cathy right there

Fun fact: took me a while when writing to remember what a swing state was called. I think I initially wanted to call it a ‘stem state’ or some shit like that?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “…s-so… so - if I do this… if I… you’ll let Elias go?” ...”

😭😭😭

Crying count: 7

Jack: Catch me get emotional rn like I’m trying not to cry like poor Feli and fucking Cathy being That Despair Btich

Doesn’t seem to me like you’re trying very hard /TEASING

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “Y… you are, Elias. You are. You’re my brother, you’re -...”

💔💔

I only wish my brother and I had that kinda relationship

autistichatkid said in reference to “Felicity: “I t- I tried - I tried to pr- protect you as much as I...”

oh god....... oh god

I didn’t even ‘learn’ that Chadrick used his teeth until the actual writing process; I was operating under the assumption he’d used a knife too. Fuck you for giving me the worst ideas at the best times, Brain

oh jesus the first time i read thru that i read "im sorry for LIVING" instead of "im sorry for lying" and i. didnt even question it. jesus fuck

D:

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “–y- h- huh?” *realizes the hand in hers, looks up* “W…...”

😢

W......

Crying count: 8 (single tears count)

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity, stumbling to her feet: “W- we are? You’re… really–?”...”

Lyra is? So good? I love her so much. And Feli (and Lor and her side)

THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD THOUGH. HOW DID I MAKE THESE

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “A- any luck?” Lyra: *through the door* “Yeah, there’s one...”

eden lee: you're all talking at once! / lorelei, lavandar, percy: *all talk at once again*

See, the difference is that that time they were all saying the same thing, which makes them much easier to be understood, and furthermore,

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lorelei: “Lavandar!!” *grabs her hand* “We gotta go!”  Lavandar:...”

!!!!

autistichatkid replied to the same:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “B-but what go- good will I-” Lyra, from inside the car: “A...”

😢

Crying count: 9

melien replied to the same:

It's heartbreaking and I want to give them a big hug but I had a feeling it would happen

I’M NOT GOING TO LIE THOUGH MELIEN IT WAS A VERY CLOSE CALL WITHIN THE LAST  CHANCE ROOM FOR A SEC THERE. Eden Lee went first and their two Rant About Dark Rooms in a row bumped them up by six points per, and Lavandar did less interactions in the same amount of time but fortunately she was just ahead enough at the start of the day that a well placed Discuss SLR Cameras was enough to get her ahead, and I would’ve been happy whichever one of the two won but 

but come on having the one Lorelei confided her Melody backstory to win was A GREAT BONUS

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “-so that’s about the size of that.” Lavandar: “G- god… fuck, no...”

1) I’m feeling the suspense of this 2) The driver is a mood

I’ve been getting a lot of Lyfts over the course of this holiday, and in fact I was up here when they had that strike - I feel worse for Lyft and Uber drivers now than I ever have before, and I already felt pretty bad

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “–it over to Safehouse F!  “…no, I don’t care how, break it in...”

give her HELL lyra

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

KICK 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 ASS 👏🏼

Lyra: *kangaroo kicks down Cathy Baines with her leg, falls flat on her ass* CALLBACK HOLY FUCK

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “I’ll be damned. Melody Buonarroti, back at last…” Lorelei: “C-...”

FUCK

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh shit!!

Bollocks! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Enough!! Leave everyone else out of this!! If you’re gonna fuck...”

Cathy what does that mean...

Cathy: you heard what I said little boy

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Cathy: “Are you so atrociously naive that you think it’s possible to...”

hey "cathy" go *be a good girl* and spontaneously combust please :)

Would that I could make her, Clover, would that I could make her

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

😬

Teeth Grits

Jack in Discord: Again, you nailed her characterization. It perfectly illustrated how Junko influenced my writing on her and I was living for it It was a tone shift, but like I said, perfectly in-character and I loved

:D

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “*crunch* Lorelei: *gasp* Lavandar: “Oh god-!!”

😨

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

SHIT

autistichatkid replied to the same:

😬😰

Lyra picked a fight with the wrong arch enemy

@tosimornottosim replied to your photoset “Cathy: “…fine.” *Lyra drops to the ground, wheezing, taking in as...”

go eat cottage cheese and saltines in the dark, you triscuit looking bitch

I should note that Vidcund was coming back from Greece for much of this rigmarole. It’s, perhaps, very telling that her first and only “on-site” reply to this was the kind of threat that an angry Zeus would make.

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lyra: “…alive.” Felicity: *burying her head in Elias’s shoulder,...”

😭

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

1. 😭😭😭 2. my poses!

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

😭😭

Other people’s crying counts too! Crying count: 15

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Hey, Lor, new plan. Can you guys go on without me for a bit?” ...”

flower, gleam, and gl

Lavandar is Rapunzel under UV Light

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lyra: “…Feli?” Felicity: *covers face to hide a fresh wave of tears,...”

💔

I mean Felicity’s concern isn’t? Invalid?

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Felicity: “You… you didn’t have to do a- any of this. Not for me....”

Fuck 😭

Crying count: 16

toxoplasmajuice replied to your photoset “Lyra: “C’mere.”  Felicity: *stiffens at her touch* “Lyra-?” ...”

theres somethign in my eye

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh fuck 💔😭

Hm. Do I count things being in Clover’s eye? ... eh, let’s do it. Crying count: 18

(I keep count, but I can’t talk - while writing this part I was fucking bawling)

Clover: im going to die because of this

Jack: Also Catch Troye Francis in the club obstructing Justice (But again, Cathy)  I know I say that but Dub I’m living for this finale. It’s so good

Honestly if Troye HAD obstructed Justice and they had won the Francis MMBC a whole lot of shit might not have gone down and it’d be a worse universe

autistichatkid reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#YES BABY YOU ARE!!! YOU ARE IM AAAAAAAAA

autistichatkid reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#😭😭😭😭❤❤❤ 

harmoniouspixels replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Lorelei, I’m home!! I’m home, y- you’re home, we’re -...”

❤️😭

autistichatkid reblogged the same and added:

THEY’RE HOME 😭❤😭

Crying count: 25

melien replied to the same:

This is freaking cute ;_;

melien replied to your photoset “Lyra: “Hey, lovebirds, heh - Eden Lee’s still here.” Lavandar:...”

❤

Thanks for being so understanding about this, melien 

autistichatkid replied to your photoset “Lavandar: “Oooh, l- look at that one! It’s all sparkly, like your...”

😭

Crying count: 26. BRB building an ark

bountifulberries replied to your photoset “Lyra, as sirens rise in the distance: “You… sure did.” – End of...”

!!!!!!!!!!!!

harmoniouspixels replied to the same:

Oh shit 👀

toxoplasmajuice replied to the same:

AAAAAAAAAAA

SO MANY GHOSTS WENT UPSTAIRS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER THAT NIGHT

melien-simspiration (so basically melien) reblogged your photoset and tagged:

#yay birthmarks! #they look great and I love the naming choice

Thank!!! 

harmoniouspixels replied to your post “Murderers, Expectations, and the Unintended Benefits”

I’ve just finished reading this and?? Holy shit??? I’m so impressed with all that you put into this and the fact you were able to guide me into doing things (releasing Elias, asking about Veronica’s exes), without me being suspicious at all. Granted Elias was asked via a disguised anon, but the exes question (at least back then) I didn’t bat an eye at, and just figured it would be a good point of Veronica’s backstory. I’m just still so shook, and you deserve all the praise for this!

Part of me still feels like I don’t, but I’m trying to shut it up because?? AAA??? All this reception???!!!

Jack: Also if I’m remembering the post right, I do agree with Cathy’s death in Baines being... lackluster, unfitting for one of her caliber. I think it was part to do with my mental state at the time and wanting to leave simblr, so squashing a loose end like that felt right at the time. However, as I re-evaluated my stance and stuck around, that decision still haunts me, and I so desperately wish she was still alive on the surface for me to do stuff with. (Especially given my political interests and my quasi-real world events interlaced with the MMBC-verse, I would’ve had a field day writing for Cathy had she lived and won the congressional seat she was running for)

However, the continued existence of her robots have given me some... ideas, to say the least >:)

I have already evil grinned back at you, but here’s one more for the road: >:)

autistichatkid said of the same: 

finale / analysis thoughts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im. i loved that so fucking much oh my god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[loscamposeliseos]

(ask sobre anime) 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 20, 21, 26, 32, 35, 36 (sorry its a lot lkljkhg quiero saber que tan otaco te has vuelto)

you are truly a good binchlet’s talk anime!

1. best anime you’ve watched

the BestTM has probably been no. 6 but my favorite has definitely been yuri on ice

2. worst anime you’ve watched

i’m. i started watching this one about a boy who was like ??? rude and isolated ?? and they made him get in a “club” with this girl who was also like Solitary and he was like really mean to her??? and i literally didnt even finish the first episode nor remember the name cuz SUCKY

4. least favorite character from your favorite anime

gonna answer both questions marked as 4 bc whats Everhmmmmmmmmmm the ugly incest skater from yuri on ice

4. best ending of an anime you’ve watched

i don’t know whether this is talking about the end of the story or the ending sequence so i’m gonna say probably no6 again or znt for the story and tokyo ghoul s1 for the ending sequence

5. worst ending of an anime you’ve watched

im Not Sure… i feel like i’m forgetting about things Ive seen… im gonna say TG2 jjst because of how much i cried and how much i preferred the manga

6. favorite opening sequence

yoi (definitely), TG1 & gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun

8. first anime you’ve ever watched

EVER EVER EVER ….. Tokyo Mew Mew stay with me here. i was the green one

20. favorite costume/character design

aizawa shouta and also everything victor nikiforov has ever worn

VERY IMPORTANT EDIT. FUCK I FORGOT BOUT BEST JEANIST. FUCM. HE'S MY MAN.

21. ugliest costume/character design

todorokis first hero suit. Plumber Man

26. first crush on a character

as a child? the long haired artsy one from tokyo mew mew and also the purple onenow?victor nikiforov. my man

32. most overrated anime in your opinion

h me m m mmm mm m m Naruto? prolly Naruto

35. favorite animation style

boku no hero that’s just beautiful

36. least favorite animation style

…………………devilman crybaby honorable mention for zankyou no terror because i don’t remember anything particular about the animation but my poor children are just so fucking ugly

THANK YOU SO MUCH MY FRIEND………

[braganzas]

that’s the way the cookie crumbles [NOTES]

[requested by @jeffgoldblumsmulletinthe90s]

ao3 link

The first time it had happened, Percival Graves had been mildly amused. The other times, not so much.

Credence looked wide eyed and slightly flustered, like he’d been doing something he shouldn’t behind his desk.

oh honey

“Are you feeling well?” He had asked, slightly surprised. The counter hid the contents of the desk from his eyes and he did his best to avoid sneaking a peek.

“Yes.” Credence replied, trying for casual as he brushed a smudge of cream from the corner of his mouth. “How can I help you, Director?”

“I need form 3-E.” He replied, his suspicion growing as Credence hurried in the back room.

It had been odd and he couldn’t stop the nagging feeling in the back of his head. If not familiar, the two had at least grown comfortable with one other, which was a necessity, considering how often he seemed to hang around Tina Goldstein. He had even thought that… But apparently not, from the way the younger Scamander’s letters brought a badly disguised twinkle to her eye.

there is nothing that brings me more joy in life than Credence and Tina, Office Buddies

He had thought they had grown past that awkwardness. Having Credence Barebone in the Woolworth had been odd, to say the least. It was a strange experience for Percival to carry around the face that had brought so much trouble to someone he hardly even knew. Still, they had tried to make do, to ignore the Erumpent in the room every time they crossed paths. It hadn’t really worked.

He was a bit abashed Credence had been the one to take matters into his own hands. He had been cornered one evening, the corridors emptied out for the day, just the Aurors on night shift remaining, which explained his jumpiness at the knock on the door.

“He was a bit abashed” please read Percival Graves is a big fat coward that doesn’t understand feelings. Also, Credence wait until everybody leaves because that’s not creepy at all.

“Director?” Credence had asked, peeking into his office. “Could I have a moment?”

“Mr. Barebone, come in.” He waved him inside, curiosity peaked. “Is there a problem?”

“No, not a problem. I just wanted to say something.” He gulped. “I’m sorry, sir, I just couldn’t help but notice that you…”

He stopped himself before continuing.

“I just wanted to say, I…” Credence steeled himself. “I don’t know what you know happened, before…”

poor boo is trying so hard

“Mr. Barebone, it’s alright.” He was uncomfortable watching him flounder so, especially knowing he was partially to blame.

eeww feelings

“No. please let me finish.” He was surprised enough at the interruption to wordlessly gesture for Credence to continue. “I may have thought that… well, I understand completely that you were different people and I’d just like you to know that I worked through it and… I don’t want to make you feel embarrassed or uncomfortable.”

A beat. Credence’s hands twisted together and he saw the blush rising to his cheeks.

“Thank you, Mr. Barebone.” He cleared his throat. “Truly. This was very mature of you. And in the name of fairness, I would also appreciate it if you tell me if I ever make you feel uncomfortable. Deal?”

“You don’t.” He’s quick to deny, shaking his head. “But alright, it’s a deal.” Credence clasped at the offered hand and gave him a relieved smile.

If anything, the late night confession seemed to have brought them both a degree of peace. Credence was not an unpleasant person, on the contrary. He was the very image of politeness and professionalism, always greeting him with a nod and the awkward smile of someone who is still getting used to wearing one. He was also something of an overachiever, frequently pitching in where there was a lack of a pair of hands, be it the typing pool or making coffee.

graves is developing a crush on that pretty young thing at the office

Usually though, his domain was the cavernous archives in the bowels of MACUSA. Percival couldn’t help but feel slightly claustrophobic surrounded by the oak filing cabinets that seem to stretch into the ceiling above.

yeah, graves does not like underground, dark spaces anymore.

Credence is carrying around a tray with Queenie Goldstein the second time it happens. He crosses them in one of the side corridors and is about to say something when he hears her.

“And Jacob said you’re free to stop by whenever you want.”

“He did?” Credence squeaks, looking away, his ears coloring red.

Percival stops himself from walking into the wall, but only just.

look. i love the image of graves almost walking into a wall so much that this fic was already completed and edited and i had to go back and add this in 

“Director, good morning.” Goldstein greets him with her usual coquettish exuberance. Credence echoes her, appearing relieved at his appearance.

saved by the graves

“Good morning.” He looks at the two for a second, Goldstein’s wide smile undimmed at the scrutiny. “Well, carry on.” He bites out, continuing in the opposite direction.

what the fuck

Who the hell is Jacob?

He keeps his ear out for mentions of this Jacob fella and hears a few scattered remarks, usually from the Goldstein sisters. If Credence is in the vicinity, the most common reaction is a deep blush that Percival grudgingly admits is quite fetching. One time it happens as he’s stepping out for lunch, and walks past Tina Goldstein happily munching on a hotdog and Credence picking at his own pretzel.

graves’ crush on the pretty yound thing at the office is progressing along nicely feat. Credence and Tina, Junk Food Buddies

If he’s being entirely honest with himself, he’s happy for Credence. The young man had shown to be resilient beyond measure, to not only live past what was done to him, but also to thrive now that he’s conquered his own place in their world. There’s a degree of admiration for Credence that Percival won’t bother denying.

like, graves has a crush but he also genuinely appreciates and respects my honey

And this is good for him, truly it is. If Credence has a crush it could mean he’s moving on with his life, and if it’s someone the Goldstein sisters, his erstwhile protectors, seem to approve of, then this Jacob can’t be a bad egg. Really, he is very glad.

hmmmmMMMMMM WHYYYYYY YOU LYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

The cat comes out of the bag one day a couple of weeks later. He’d been meeting with a contact and was on his way to find a quiet alley to Apparate from when he sees that familiar tall silhouette step down the El stairs on Rivington.

“Afternoon, Mr. Barebone.” He says to Credence’s back and the young man quickly spins around in surprise.

“Director.” He smiles at him, head cocked to the side. Oh, that’s… Well. “What are you doing here?”

oh noes he’s hot.

Percival clears his throat.

“Oh I’m sorry, that was rude of me.” He continues, looking genuinely apprehensive.

“Not at all, I was meeting someone. Do you live around here?” He asks as Credence suddenly turns shifty.

“Pretty close. I live on 11th Street.” He’s no expert on No-Maj transportation but he’s almost positive the El has stops closer to 11th Street. And Credence still looks shifty.

i actually searched for and saved a 1924 subway map of ny, this is how intense i am about historical accuracy

“That’s still a bit of a walk at the end of a day’s work. Would you like me to Apparate you there?” Percival offers and Credence visibly pales.

“Please, don’t trouble yourself.” He answers with a tone of finality.

“Very well.” He says, straightening his back, feeling prickly and inexplicably annoyed all of a sudden. “Have a nice-“

you know that feeling when you feel ~weird and awkward~ in front of somebody you like and that causes you to behave like a prickly hedgehog

“Oh, Credence, hello!” He turns around at the cheery voice that sounds behind him to come face to face with a portly No-Maj with a moustache.

“Hello, Mr. Kowalski!” The steel in Credence’s voice disappears completely and Percival can’t help himself from turning a disbelieving eye at him. Kowalski turns to Percival and holds out his hand.

“Jacob Kowalski.” He introduces himself brightly as Percival takes the handshake. “Oh, that’s a strong grip you got there.” Jacob continues, still smiling.

you know when you’re a dick to other people bc YOU have a crush

“Percival Graves.” He bites out, dropping the hand. Credence is looking at him nervously out of the corner of his eye.

“Have you closed for the day, Mr. Kowalski?” Credence interrupts and Kowalski looks truly apologetic.

“I’m ‘fraid so, but I don’t mind opening up again.” The man offers but Credence shakes his head.

“It’s fine, wouldn’t want to put you to any trouble.” Credence looks at him for a second before drawing his eyes away. “I’ll just be going now, goodbye Mr. Kowalski, Director.” He nods at each of them before hurrying away, being quickly swallowed up by the crowd of commuters returning home for the night.

imagine being stuck talking to your crush and your boss’ boss’ boss who you wanted to fuck when he had been impersonated by a magical fascist

Percival takes his leave with a nod before ducking into an alley and Apparating away.

So.

That was the famous Jacob.

He was not what Percival expected.

Truthfully, the Jacob he had conjured up in his mind was some faceless, generically handsome young man to stand next to Credence. Hardly a living, breathing human No-Maj. Oh, that was going to be a problem.

One he had absolutely no interest getting involved in. Especially since neither of the Goldsteins have seen fit to discourage the little affair.

He was going to stay in his lane and not meddle. Mr. Barebone was an adult and his life was none of Percival’s business.

percival graves is gonna stay in his lane bc he does not care. at all. it’s not his business. 

Unfortunately all the progress that had been done seemed to have evaporated in the course of a few minutes. Gone were the friendly nods and small smiles and the greetings of “Good morning, Director” he had become accustomed to without realizing it. Credence was still the very image of professionalism but there was an awkwardness there that he had believed had been buried for good. The return of twisting hands and ducked heads was a deeply unwelcome development.

Equally unfortunate was the random appearance of boxes of Kowalski’s Quality Baked Goods around the office, because apparently he’s surrounded by personnel that have no respect for the Law, whatsoever.

everybody wants to fuck jacob kowalski. seriously, he’s like catnip for wizards.

One day he’s alone in the break room and he angrily tries one pastry that looks unsettlingly like a Niffler. He’s aghast at himself for enjoying it so much.

On another, he just takes to staring angrily at the box on the counter. A throat being cleared awakes him from his staring contest with a cream puff and he turns his glare to the man next to him.

“What is it, Anthony?” He bites out.

“It’s Abernathy, actually, sir.” The man mumbles before looking at him carefully. “Are you feeling alright, sir?”

“I’m fine.” He replies tensely before getting up and barricading himself in his office because he must be losing his damn mind.

This whole situation is ridiculous, he argues with himself. Why is he so bothered by this? He can’t say it’s because of the Law, because he could have, should have, reported the situation if he thought it was in breach. But it’s not illegal for a wizard to buy from a No-Maj, hell most of his fellow wizards buy groceries from No-Majs because they’re cheaper by the pound.

so, this is entering meta territory but....... i imagine there must be a very small wizarding community in america bc rappaport must have worked as a big deterant to immigrants from europe (in contrast, canada, brazil, and argentina must be BOOMING). so, if you’re gonna grow food for such a small number of ppl in magical ways, it’s probably gonna be very expensive if we apply normal market rules

Mr. Barebone isn’t doing anything wrong by buying sweets from a neighborhood bakery. It’s just…

Unsettling.

It wasn’t that he didn’t trust Mr. Barebone. On the contrary, he had already given ample proof of being an intelligent young man with a good head on his shoulders. Which is why he couldn’t understand the fixation.

What was it? Was it the moustache?

this is also me projecting, i admit

He catches sight of his distorted reflection in the chrome of the fountain pen and grimaces. He really should have taken a longer leave of absence.

A few days later, he returns to his contact on Rivington Street. Apparently, he glares through the whole meeting and leaves a very nervous informant behind as he shuts the door and stalks out. He can’t wait to get out of this damn street. He’s heading for the usual alley when he catches sight of a head of familiar blond curls through a restaurant window.

He slows down and takes a few steps back.

Is that…

Queenie Goldstein and Jacob Kowalski sitting across from one another, gazing into each other’s eyes?

Son of a bitch.

he’s just so offended that these two are going around behind credence’s back

Kowalski is even resting his head on his hand, Goldstein smiling widely at him.

He reminds himself a Graves, especially him, does not make scenes. He has to summon all his good breeding and willpower but he braces his shoulders and walks deliberately to the Apparation point without breaking Rappaport’s Law his own damn self.

He’s fuming as he reappears in an alley on Broadway.

Just who the hell does this Jacob Kowalski thinks he is, some kind of baking Casanova seducing wizards and witches left and right?

i will never write anything better than this line. i know this and accept it.

And then there’s Credence. How is Credence going to react to this? He’s shown himself to be immensely strong but it’s still a dirty betrayal by the both of them. Percival has hexed people for less.

Should he even meddle? He’s never involved himself in the personal lives of MACUSA staff nor has any intentions to, but…

If Credence finds out any other way and it just hurts him more? If Percival could spare him that pain, shouldn’t he at least try? In the name of maintaining a harmonious workplace, he reminds himself, nothing more.

whyyyyyyyyy  youuuuuu lyyyyyyyyingggggg

His feet walk him through MACUSA and take him down to the archives without his consent, he realizes as he blinks at the double doors. Well, might as well.

He steps inside, the same unsettling feeling of being too far underground crawling beneath his skin. He has no idea how Credence does it every day, he’d be tearing his hair out in one hour. His steps echo across the silent room. He looks at his wristwatch and curses under his breath, Credence is still at lunch, most likely.

He turns around and is reaching for the door when it swings open, the man himself stepping quietly inside.

“Director.” The surprise is enough to remove any awkwardness and Percival is struck by how much he missed this. “I’m sorry, I was at lunch, can I help you with something?” He asks, stepping over to his work place, a light coat and hat in hand which are quickly hidden from Percival’s sight.

He should say something, he reminds himself, as Credence cocks his head at his loud silence, a worried look in his eyes. Percival is not going to examine the warmth he feels at being the recipient of that concern.

oh noes he’s cute

“Sir, are you alright? Should I call somebody?” He’s rising out his chair and Percival shakes his head.

“Forgive me, I was distracted.” Credence nods slowly, like he’s some odd specimen. “I need form 23-F, please.” He manages to choke out before blanching in horror at himself. Credence nods, obviously not realizing what he asked for and goes into the back.

“What the fuck?” He whispers once Credence is out of hearing distance. He’s tempted to run out of the archives but he knows that would be even more mortifying.

Credence is frowning when he returns, looking down at the form that covers Indecent Behaviour complaints.

“Is everything alright, sir?” Credence asks quietly as he slips him the form. Percival resists burying his head in his hands and decides once he’s back in his office he’s going to do a deep soul search on why he keeps acting like a complete moron in front of the young man.

because he is a complete moron, next question

The door opens at that moment, hopefully sparing him any further embarrassment. Or so he foolishly thought because it’s Queenie Goldstein in a swirl of pink taffeta, blond curls and a dazzling smile that slips through the door, a familiar beige box in her hand. That is some nerve, he fumes.

“Hello, Credence, Director.” She greets them, completely ignoring the withering look Percival is sending her and Credence’s confused one jumping between the two of them. “I gotcha something.”

“Thank you.” Credence thanks her and Percival really is so furious at the whole thing he just bites out an acid “how nice” under his breath.

eveybody should have a percival graves friend in cause your crush hooks up with somebody else

Queenie smiles widely, waving them both off with a twinkle in her eye and flouncing off.

Percival’s hands clench at the counter before opening his mouth to excuse himself, when Credence interrupts him.

“Sir?”

Percival hums and Credence takes it as indication to continue.

“You told me to tell you if I ever felt uncomfortable around you.” Percival feels his heart sink. “And while I wouldn’t say that you’ve made me uncomfortable and that I am aware also to blame in that.”  Credence waves off his attempt at interruption. “There’s something going on and it started that day.”

Percival nods and steels himself, elbows leaning on the counter.

“That day, I noticed the way you looked at Mr. Kowalski and while it truly isn’t my intention to tell you how to live your life, I feel I should remind you that Rappaport’s Law doesn’t allow… close relationships with No-Majs.” He hopes he sounded official enough as he looks at a quickly reddening Credence.

“Oh. That.” He whispers, head bowed.

“Yes.” He feels like a wretch.

“You don’t have to worry about that, Director, Mr. Kowalski doesn’t care for men, like that.” His tone changes on the last two words, there’s a weight there. “It’s just… He was always very nice to me, but I knew it could never…” He trails off before raising his head and he looks so proud it takes his breath away. “But thank you, for coming to me with this, it means a lot.”

look. i really made it a point of these two being grown ups and dealing with shit in a mature grown up way instead of going through the misunderstandings path. credence goes on with his life, has a crush on a straight, isn’t reciprocated and he deals with it himself. graves has a crush but he’s not a creep about it, he likes credence but he also respects him, and he’s more worried over his feelings at queenie x jacob, than getting an opening in for himself BC THIS IS A NICE STORY WHERE PEOPLE ARE NICE

Percival nods, heart full, feeling impossibly fond of the young man in front of him.

He pushes himself off from his position leaning against the counter, and feels slightly embarrassed at the whole thing.

“Director?”

“Yes, Credence?” His given name slips out and Credence’s eyes widen.

oops

“Your form.” Credence is holding out that thrice damned piece of paper he had completely forgotten about.

“Thank you.” He steps back and reaches for it.

“You’re welcome, Mr. Graves.” Credence smiles at him with a twinkle in his dark eyes and he’s not strong enough to stop himself from reciprocating. “Have a nice day.”

cheeky

Two days later, Credence is on coffee duty. Percival raises his head from his notes at the characteristic four knocks on the door that nobody else seems to use.

“Come in.” Credence steps inside, a tray of mugs in his hands and sends him a small smile as he reaches out for his mug with a sigh. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome, sir.” He says and bites his lip, immediately afterwards, clenching his fingers at the rectangular tray.

“What’s wrong?” He wants nothing less than the return of the hesitant Credence.

“Nothing’s wrong.” He’s quick to assure. “You know that diner on Murray Street? I hear they have very good coffee.”

“Do they?” There’s a buzzing in his ears and it’s not completely unpleasant.

“Yes. Would you like to try it, someday?”

get it boi

“Yes, that would be very nice.” He can’t stop the smile to creeps up on his face, especially when he sees it reflected on Credence’s.

they’re so ridiculous i love them  

[hatchibomitar]

1-70

alright this has been sitting here for like a month and im tipsy so im gonna fkin answer it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

i have a great relationship with my mom!!

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

my girlfriend 😊😊😊😊❤❤

03: Do you regret anything?

oh sure i do! lots of little things. that’s anxiety babey. but i don’t regret any choices that have got me to where i am today

04: Are you insecure?

it depends on the day, i am some of the time - but it’s a huge improvement from the past omg

05: What is your relationship status?

in a RELATIONSHIP with the LOVE OF MY LIFE 

06: How do you want to die?

i do Not like this question ! goodbye thot

07: What did you last eat?

salsa chicken and rice, and zucchini!!!!! and i might annihilate a pint of ice cream later

08: Played any sports?

yes omg i played soccer and lacrosse!!! i love lacrosse sm.

09: Do you bite your nails?

nope i never have! i used to rip them off though lmfao! not the whole thing!!!!! jsust bits

10: When was your last physical fight?

never lmao

11: Do you like someone?

yes

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

no oh my goodness i would literally die

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

sober kaiden might be all dramatic and say yes but white claw kaiden says No :-)

14: Do you miss someone?

yes :( i want to be Kissed!

15: Have any pets?

yA omg i have 2 cats at my mom’s house!!!!! i cannot wait until i can have my own pet

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

i’m actually feeling fgreat, it’s basically my summer break rn and usually i’d feel terrible with no strict plans of what to do, but today was so much fun. i had a great time just fuckin around. im very optimistic

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

HEHEHE oh my gosh, i don’t kiss and tell, but yes i do actually. ok so not a public bathroom but someone else’s bathroom at a party, yes, and my own bathroom, yes, and someone else’s bathroom, yes! i just love bathrooms (wow i sound so cis)

18: Are you scared of spiders?

not especially ! i am Not good at capturing them and also i cannot kill them, but i am sometimes ok with just letting them chill. ok maybe i lied. it depends

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

no 😤

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

the brit Popped Out! the last place was, the airport when i dropped my girlfriend off :(((((

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

omg well it’s still the weeknd rn? it’s sunday night. and my plans were: d&D!!!!!! and it was SO FUN!!! but next weekend, im seeing my bestie graduate college along w my other mt friends, and then on sunday i’m driving home 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

Yes I Do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i ‘m not super sure, maybe 2? 1 would be fine too but also i feel like siblings are great, even tho they’re terrible at the same time. like i’d face my brother in ritual combat but i would also slap a high schooler in the face for being mean to him, yknow

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

i do! i have 2 closed up ear holes. 

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

i was always great great great at english/reading/spelling! now i’m in college so like uhhh . i get to choose my subjects. so my best is photography ahah!! but i’m not bad at writing :-)

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

not desperately. sometimes i feel the urge to reconnect with old friends tho

26: What are you craving right now?

a Kiss!!!!!!

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

wait omg first i have a story. so on facebook they used to have those things where you’d answer questions, like this, in a note. i got tagged to do one so i did. let me set the scene. it was sophonmore year of high schoool. im 16. i’d broken up with my first “real” boyfriend a few months ago. so i was tagged for this shindig right.? it got to this very same question: have you ever broken someone’s heart? and i thought about this kid who i dated for 2.5 months...and i was like....well, clearly, he’s devastated we aren’t together! so i answered “Yes. Unfortunately.” ooohhhhh..... the drama.......the absolute emotion..... riveting.... who was he ? i was probably listening to jonas brothers SOS at the time.

anyway, how am i supposed to actually know ? like does sometone have to say “u broke my heart?” bc if so no one’s said that. but my last gf took the breakup v hard so maybe ? but i don’t wanna plant emotions in to anyone’s skull!

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

one of my exes sexted her friends. jury is still out on whether that counts, please lmk me know ur thots. kaelin, if ur out there, i’m so.................................happy that i haven’t spoken a word to you for 3 years. fuck off !

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yes

30: What’s irritating you right now?

real quick, an update on the chocolate ice cream situtiaon. i’ve cracked open my pint, as well as another hard seltzer. i’ve also lit a candle. it’s a real production

anyway, no ! oh hahahah. sorry. thought it shaid who’s irritating you. ummm, personal stuff! but im not like mad. just personal drama

31: Does somebody love you?

lors of people do! and lots of people love You Too!!!!! you’re a delight!

32: What is your favourite color?

i LOVE yellow !!!!!!!!!!!! and blue, specifically teal! but not too dark of a teal you km,now ?

33: Do you have trust issues?

depends what im trusting them with !

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

i had a nightmare that i was sabrina the teenage witch and another witch was chasing me on a rooftop trying to kill me :(

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

hmmm idk actually bc it’s hbeen hard for me to cry lately :( probably maya ?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

to be honest i don’t think i’ve often had the chance to Give a second chance

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

idk man iuhhh it’s kinda hard to just literally completely forget! and mnaybe not as healthy!

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

that’s kinda premature, it’s only april!!! but i suppose may is soon. idk im not sure! maybe every year is the best year of my life :-)

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

20 bb

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

i have ANaughT

51: Favourite food?

i would give up everything for a bgagel. i also LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEE sushi! my fave roll is i think either spicy tuna w the spicy sawce or seared salmon ora spicy tuna hand roll. i fuck sushi

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

this is a hard question for me to answer bc i want to say yes but also i don’t think abuse or murder or bad things or unnecessary death happens for any reason other thna, it just does sometimes and that sucks real bad. so idk. i don’t think everything has a grand purpose. but i blieve in my life, everything that’s happened to me has in fact led me to where i am today and i’m learning and healing and growing. that being said i could do without some of the things that have happend to me!

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

read a storm of swords :00000

54: Is cheating ever okay?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the point of cheating is it’s a breach of Trust! and that’s not okay!

55: Are you mean?

i hope not :(

56: How many people have you fist fought?

what is with u brits

57: Do you believe in true love?

depends what u mean by true love...like in fairytales? i think true love is just loving someone so much you’re willing to work on whatever you need to to keep them. not unconditional in the sense of “even if they’re mean i still love them” but unconditional in the sense of “even if u fart in front of me i don’t care, and even if you go through hardship and aren’t yourself for a while i will still love you because im with u for real”

58: Favourite weather?

SUN SUN SUN my favorite is when it’s warm out, but there are clouds to gaze at. it’s kinda humid. there’s a slight breeze. oh gosh i can’t wait for the summer :*( im currently cyring

59: Do you like the snow?

i am so fucking tired of the snow LMFAO it snows 8 months of the year here and i’m here, guess what, 8 months of the year! i fuckin hate it! go shit on someone else, clouds

60: Do you wanna get married?

YES more than anything, so much, i want to, so badly

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD I DIE I MELT

62: What makes you happy?

sunshine, late night drives, laughing so hard my stomach hurts w/ my best frineds, playing d&d, writing poetry,  thinking about how small animals’ feets are, petting my cat and making him purr, talking to my little brother about real stuff, kissing my girlfriend and seeing her smile, warm blankets when it’s cold, eating cookie dough, dancing, singing in the car, holding hands, walking in the summer and listening to my favorite podcast, talking about harry potter with my mom, playing overwatch in the summer with andy, going to council crest

the list could go on forever :-)

63: Would you change your name?

already did PAL!!!!!!!!!!!

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

only hard bc she’s not physically here rn. but no, it would be easy, beacuse she’s so kisssable

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

if you define sex by GENITALS YOU BIG BIBNCH then i don’t Have one

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

stop omg......

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

STOP OMG

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

hmmmmmmmmmm..... idk maybe jamie

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

i don’t necessarily believe that there’s 1 perfect person for everyone out there romatnically, but i believe thaere are people destined to be in your life and i believe there are people that you will click with just absolutely instantly and feel an incredibly deep connection with, whether it be romantic or not

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

kinda morbid :/