never close your eyes on the bus in the morning its a trap and ypu WILL fall victim to it
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Hotboi(s) at your local smut shop!!
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i love my ipad i just scrolled to the very beginning of my blog in like less than 2 minutes !!!
attempting to collect all my emojis and put them in a google drive, finally. any advice for this welcome haha
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"I bet it was the martini that blew your cover."
"You can judge my drinking habits after you got me out of here, Djarin!"
I've seen one (1) James Bond movie my entire life back when 00Q was a whole thing on this hellsite, but I'm ready to die on the hill that Din would make a great Q who knows how to work in the field and can poke at gadgets just fine, but also gets very passive agressive when he has to work overtime - he asked for the office job because his kid is going to school and they are working on building a normal-adjacent nighttime routine, which is very difficult when the agent he's working with cannot stick to a plan.
For the Spies/Assassins square on my Bobadin AU bingo for @bobadinweek
(I've seen all the John Wick movies though, so if Boba's pose is familiar, that is why)
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New gooptales by @topazshadowwolf you know what that means!! (Time for me to black out and draw my favourite bits)
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On my DASHBOARD?? @staff get this stupid tumblr live off the dock of buttons on my main app screen.
I don’t care if it’s new I don’t want to see it! This isn’t tik tok, or twitch, or YouTube, it’s tumblr. It’s different and unique from those trash websites. Stop changing things 😭😭😭😭
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Rb if you hate tumblr live
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i wish there was a (healthy) way to stop being hungry that didnt involve eating
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lost my words again
He squints. “Mike?”
“Hey,” Mike replies, feeling like a nutcase. He’s still holding onto his bike handles. “We – um, fancy meeting you here.”
Will stares at him. His hair is progressively getting wetter. “I live here."
A sudden epiphany brings a confession in the rain.
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fuck you tumblr for only enabling snoozing tumblr live on the dashboard. get that shit OFF of my fucking tabs. the little. taskbar in the bottom portion of my screen. GET RID OF IT. DIE.
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sheep cushion from Neko Atsume my beloved...
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Oh I'm going to kill someone this tumblr live change is so OBNOXIOUS
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i dont want to swipe right on anyone on bumble bc then id have to talk to them. so im just snoozing my account instead.
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why can’t i snooze “tumblr live” anymore :/
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Every week I snooze Tumblr live, and every week I'm annoyed that it's returned. It's like mint, except not delicious or aromatic. It's just annoying and I can't seem to make it stay dead.
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Monty gets super flustered when you flirt with him, but if he flirts back, it will be a one-hit instant KO
"one-hit instant KO" more like one-night-STAND and by "one-night" I mean every night bc I am going to marry him
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