#liar liar plants for hire

[colebirb]

This is what I did

[oceanwithouthermoon]

the fact that he can canonically sing really well makes me soooo curious..

and not only sings, but also ENJOYS singing..

[nvrsaidiwasinurcloset]

Dude, I’m a fucking liar. The second I stop stressing myself about writing, I had SO MANY new ideas and ya girls inspiration came back. Currently over 4k words on this super smutty fic, and I’m STILL not done with it.

However, I’m not sure what tf happened, because all my requests are gone. I’m so sad because I’ve saved every single one that I hadn’t written yet until the inspiration strikes and now my ask box is just empty💔

I’m not sure exactly when I’ll post the fic I’ve been working on all afternoon because my brain is done for the night, and I have a lot going on tomorrow, but I’m going to get it posted soon💕

[soulfm]

who is the last person you kissed?

“um — i can’t recall. .”

[loomiskiller]

billy after scream 1, 3, 5, and 6:

[dancing-lobster]

feeling so smug and petty rn hehe

[pooepw]

110 - remember Pinocchio? This is him now

Stream

I made a grave error back in September when I was asking for a gift from my brother. I had the choice between starfield and lies of p and took starfield thinking that Bethesda would get their act together, and while they did on the bugs front, they failed to deliver an interesting game in comparison to the exceptional game lies of p. Lies of p is a game that many would compare to bloodborne, but it is more comparable to sekiro. The ambience is much like that of bloodborne, but the gameplay parallels sekiro. I had a good time with this since one of my favorite mechanics in soulsborne titles is the feeling of timing your parry just right. I didn't get far in the game today, but I will definitely be continuing my streams of this game with great enthusiasm.

Cimoooooooo made Yu-Gi-Oh fun for me again

I made a new account on my phone for master duel on Saturday and decided to try my hand at the masochist challenge. The results are an experience far better than any other in terms of master duel. By forcing a player to only use the bare minimum, cards are better able to shine in the face of the tremendous number of overpowering archetypes that are in Yu-Gi-Oh. For example, one of the first cards I got was a floodgate (in the most loose sense) called synchro zone. Under ordinary circumstances, this card is unplayable. There are simply better cards that fulfill its purpose. But the roguelike aesthetic that this challenge brings makes the card into one of the best cards you can pull. Just yesterday I beat branded despia with it alone because my opponent could not out it. Sure I have lost many games, but the feeling of beating a real deck is worth it. Even bots feel fine to pair up against since they act somewhat like treasure goblins.

Footnote: pumpkins

Although it is very cold right now, my pumpkins are still growing. Particularly, one of the pumpkins I have is growing well. Additionally, there have been pumpkin plants that are trying to grow from when I was carving a full sized normal pumpkin. I tore one out since it would likely die, but I left the other.

[mceproductions]

Worst of 2022 Movies #2: Firestarter

Stephen King has been known for giving us some of the written words most notable tales for over 40 years.

Another notable thing of his has been the adaptations of his work. For every Shawshank, The Stand, Gerald’s Game and Stand by Me, we also get Cell, The Dark Tower, Sleepwalkers, and Maximum Overdrive.

But ever since the first part of IT came to us in 2017 his adaptations have had a renewed vigor.

But one new version shouldn’t have been improved upon even if the original wasn’t that good an adaptation to begin with.

Firestarter, concerning a pyrokenetic girl and her dad on the run from authorities who want to weaponize her seemed only noteworthy for the great turn by a young Drew Barrymore.

Now Zac Efron is likeable, but here he just seems more hostage than dad to the new Charlie McGee.

Aging her up into the passionate Ryan Kiera Armstrong only amplifies how lackluster the source material originally was.

King we know you’re great but not every single thing you write turns out great beyond book form.

The live action, Simpsons movie, especially.

SUM 22: Adolescence and heat form the combo for trouble in an adaptation that should have definitely been Peacock exclusive.

[dreamybees]

me leading the lying interview: guys i promise my pants aren’t on fire under this table i’m not a liar *sounds of pants on fire coming from under table* cmon guys you’ve gotta believe me

the plants i have for hire: aw fuck we have the wrong guy

[imagionary]

I know nothing about this guy, but I feel like Moonwalker and Dave would be friends in our AU, me thinks

[hyliasblade]

As doomed as you are by the narrative, you need not bear your burdens alone.

Um

What Narrative

I really Do not know What You are talking about I may Be cursed but I Am not bearing any thing Alone :)

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Me🌻: Hey Tank, I just realized something. When you mow the lawn, you’re basically giving the Earth a buzzcut

Tank🧨: It’s 2 in the morning, GO TO BED!

[askthearthurnoir]

I heard you a ceo if you are what are you a ceo are and what do the company do?

Also are you in a couple?

"Glad to see you learned how to speak English. Well, more or less, I suppose."

"I am Arthur Noir, CEO of Noir Incorporated. We strive to make the average consumer's life just a bit easier with our technology such as the Noir Phone, the Noir S Laptop, and our lovely flatscreen televisions. Consider purchasing all of our products."

"And, uhm. No. I am not in a relationship."

[gynaiko]

"Well, well, well - look who came to join the party!" - for Stella

HEELS HAD CLICKED SOFTLY AGAINST THE MARBLE FLOOR; SHE HAD TAKEN EXTRA PRECAUTIONS TO GO BY UNNOTICED & MAKE SURE IMMEDIATELY FAMILY HADN’T BEEN PRESENT ( THAT WAS THE INITIAL PLAN, ANYWAY ) — BUT LUCK WAS ALWAYS RARELY ON HER SIDE,

          & at the sound of his voice, Stella momentarily freezes as her feathers bristle, EMERALD NARROW INTO SLITS, FLICKER OF ANNOYANCE UPON HER EXPRESSION AS SHE STRAIGHTENS HER POSTURE WITH AS MUCH DIGNITY ONE COULD MUSTER IN HER SITUATION. Eyes glaze over their surroundings     [ AS IF CONCERNED ABOUT GETTING CAUGHT BY OTHERS ]     with thinly veiled disdain & a curl to her beak before turning her attention solely to him,     ❛❛     YOU CALL THIS A PARTY?     ❜❜     this is why she’s in charge of organizing such affairs,

          ❛❛     Believe you me, dearest; joining the party was not on my agenda. I simply came for a drink, is all.     ❜❜     TRY TWENTY, BUT SHE WOULDN’T TELL HIM THAT; SHE ALSO WOULDN’T TELL HIM SHE HADN’T BEEN EXPECTING HIM ACTUALLY PRESENT.     She walks over to the bar, elegant digits brushing the rim of a crystal glass, inspecting everything under her critical gaze; THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK IN & OUT… now she has to save face,     ❛❛     But well, since I’m already here, I may as well stay for just a bit...      ❜❜     she sips her drink to avoid further questioning, attempting to ignore the look on Stolas’s face,

[oddeyegemini]

[stupiidgood]

Shawn as an assortment of lyrics