#like DAMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[men-and-their-pipes]

Sexy Daddy and his pipe….WOOF.🥵🥵🔥🔥😘😘🥰🥰👅💦💦💦

[itslilacokay]

please.. hear me out on my crackship

luckybloxk x herobrine

ok bye running out before I am executed

get executed

[charlesxavierthirster3000]

Denim — C. Xavier

Pairing: 60s (First Class)!Charles Xavier x GN!Reader

Summary: Charles takes you out, but you're quite the fussy shopper. (Pls spare me idk how to write summaries 😥)

CW/Tags: suggestive content, pre-beach divorce Charles, no use of Y/N (there never will be on my blog), don't like don't read.

A/N: Huzzah guys I'm finally writing !!!! This prolly won't get much traction bc it's not Logan but fuck it we ball 🔥🔥 This has been rotting in Docs for like a week and I just finished it like 15 mins ago so here we go.. 😁 Also I wrote this as Fem!Reader in mind but I realised it could be GN so I'll just put it as that :3

WC: 461 / Navigation

Divider credits (They're so cute istg bro) here and here

Charles Xavier was not your sugar daddy. He could believe he was all he wanted, but your very minimal amount of dignity drew the line at that title.

The man could buy you everything you ever even thought of — which was fairly easy, considering his mutation — yet you wouldn't admit it even if you had 8 fully loaded AK-47s pointed at your face.

“Just get it, for God's sake,” Charles drawled, nodding at the pair of mid-blue bootcut jeans you'd been fawning over for what felt like half his lifetime. 

When you give the gorgeous denim another doubtful up-down, he gets up from his concerningly squeaky stool bordering the men’s section and reaches for your wrist.

“It would take immense effort to make me go bankrupt, sweetheart.” He places his credit card in your palm, gently forcing your fingers over it with a short smile. It's not the first time he's done this, and it most definitely won't be the last.

“I have a pair just like thi—” you try to argue weakly, but the gloved hand over your mouth leaves you no choice but to shut your gob. God, this man was direct.

“Uh-uh, not hearing it. We both know exactly how much you want it. End of discussion. Go pay.” 

He carefully nudges you forward in the direction of the distant cashier, but you blatantly refuse to move an inch. He stares incredulously at the back of your head and you have to bite back a laugh beneath the confines of his palm. 

You should’ve expected it, but the British in your brain still catches you by surprise. Damn colonizers.

“Get the damn pants. Your ass would look lovely in them,” he pats your ass with his free hand as punctuation, attempting to urge you forward yet again.

“All you care about is my ass,” you retort mentally.

“Yes and no. It's definitely up there.”

“I'm gonna bite you.”

“Kinky. But keep it in your shorts ‘til we get back, yeah?”

He takes his hand off your face and gets out of your head. You whip your head around to silently complain at him, but he's staring right back at you with a smile that, to the normal person, would look as if he'd done no wrong. But to you, it was only making your situation worse.

The same smile which was pissing you off in ways you didn't even think possible morphs into a genuine laugh delivered softly, and for God's sake, you can't keep your stomach from doing a brief flip at the sound.

“Fine. Pretend you don't want them. But you're going to pay with my card, and I'll show you exactly how much you won't regret buying them when we get back to my office.”

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

WE HAVE

OFFICIAL

GLASSES PICS

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[hunterbloodknight]

I’m pretty sure when Billie Eilish said “It's a craving, not a crush” she meant this

[beif0ngs]

What will happen if you take damage that has nowhere to go...?

[jalluzas-ferney]

I don’t think this is an unpopular opinions but lowkey fannon kailor is sm better than cannon kailor.

(Read the tags)

[fckedupnerd]

Mathew Baynton in Midsummer Night’s Dream at the RSC

[bearyyayay]

"You're a famous race car driver Tom!"

Without the text plus doodle ↓

[men-and-their-pipes]

🔥🥵🥵

[aelyosos]

finally started playing fields of mistria last night, & made the cutest girl everrr 🐝🌻

[kuuwo]

Do u guys do this

[beepeircings]

GAY PIRATES ⁉️ in MY pirate smp ⁉️⁉️ it's more likely than you think 🏳️‍🌈🔥

Love how Uhm Scott's design [ ? ] looks fr fr !!

Rbs are appreciated

+ funninPose ref below cut :]

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

POV: me, scheming about how much Marmont content I will release upon the unsuspecting Napoleonic community

[iloveacronix]

Doodle request(s?)...

Vermilliontech or sensei garmadon and Cyrus duo.... Cutely smirks

MMHMMM now thats what im talkin about kit, GOOD SOUP GOOD SOUP👏😈

"Machia doesn't have nails.." IDC- IF CYRUS IS PAINTING HER NAILS THEN NOW SHE HAS NAILS, PERIOD/j (We do not talk about why she looks funky okay my eyes have been teary for the past 2 days I can't see anything)

Bonus confused Cyrus for you pooks bc I didn't know what to do for the sensei garm and cyrus duo, I didn't even know it was a thing but it sounds cool, I love Cyrus duos :D (so 99.9% chance I'll draw it depending if my mind works, my fever vanishes, and if art block is not an issue)

Also this is another vermillion tech duo noodle I made likeeeee about 3-4 months ago when I first thought about them two being friends