#like Jesus fucking christ

[actual-changeling]

aziraphale: rescuing me makes him so happy 😍😍😍

crowley when he has to rescue aziraphale:

but keep telling yourself that aziraphale, maybe one day you will fantasize so hard you end up back in reality

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

Actually, speaking of the tags on my last post, you guys get so violent over online queer discourse and it’s honestly really fucked up.

I’ve seen baeddels talk about how they want to misgender and beat up “transandrophobia truthers”. I’ve seen people say they’ll kill fellow queer people who use the “toothpaste” ocean mlm flag. I’ve seen exclus talking about sending gore to mspec monos.

You guys seriously need to go outside and maybe get therapy if you have such violent tendencies towards fellow queer people. Like you honestly sound insufferable if you act like this. Where’s this energy towards the politicians killing us? Or do you just hate other queer people who aren’t queer in the way you like?

[valtsv]

actually sickening in this day and age of "instant access to a wealth of information at our fingertips" how utterly useless online search engines are at providing easily accessible helpful resources for learning more about abuse trauma i've experienced and would rather not disclose to anyone outside of a handful of trusted close friends and my therapist for my own peace of mind, meaning i have to slog through hundreds of articles and social media posts about how i'm a sick individual who is more likely to become a violent dangerous criminal and/or abuser because of something i had no choice in and did not ask for in my quest to find a single fucking resource that offers advice on how to cope with and begin to heal from what happened to me. like damn no fucking wonder people like me end up violent and poorly socialized when that's all we're allowed to be. i can literally find instructions for making homemade bombs faster than i can find information on how to help myself be a better person.

[minothtime]

The tragedy that is the Barnes family, who had to watch their only son and his best friend both leave marching towards a war that would eventually claim them, who died without ever knowing they would be alive and reunited in the far future, who died believing they would meet Bucky again yet never did...

And also the tragedy of Bucky and Steve never getting to see their family again, who have to live with the knowledge that they're still alive while Winifred or George or Becca aren't, whose last memory of them is a painful goodbye and broken promises...

Not to mention how Sarah Rogers never was more than a footnote in Captain America's story, when she probably worked so hard just to keep Steve alive and happy, who is only remembered by two (broken, lonely, sad) people, who never got to see the good her son would do...

[frnkiebby]

i am legitimately going to sob~🎃

[skaryskeletons]

"i look around at all of my friends and still i feel alone" just kill me already good god

[thisuserisanon]

u ever see a character and just like explode. like i saw paul hill and my heart skipped a beat. i was taken aback if you will. i saw that man and i haven't been the same person since. hamish linklater will always have a place in my heart. thank you for your service good sir.

[queeraliensposts]

Illymation: Don't be a dick to fat people.

The internet: EWWWW SHE'S GLORIFYING OBESITY LET'S DOX HER!!!!!!!

[superkitty21]

What's the most Armand song ever written and why is it I'm Your Man by Mitski

[snzluv3r]

this is so embarrassing but my coworkers are counting down the days until i can take my allergy meds again because it means less bathroom breaks (aka sneezing fits breaks)

[call-me-apple]

I think TommyInnit liking a tweet saying c!discduo were mutually obsessed and calling the Finale "the redemption that c!Dream enjoyers were looking for" immediately after the final stream is one of the funniest things he has ever done

[helpimstuckinafandom]

There's that whole bit about "men written by women" and how cool and sexy they are but Colleen Hoover men take a sledgehammer to that shit

[missmaywemeetagain]

We have to talk about this…

Can you IMAGINE what it must have been like to be an Elvis fan in 1960? Like there was basically a two year content drought and then he comes back looking like THIS??

And THIS?

AND THIS???

AND OF COURSE THIS

LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SIR?

Just imagine…

And THEN he has the utter AUDACITY to record Elvis is Back.

Which includes this, with its OBSCENE ending:

And of course this eargasm of a classic:

And THIS, which currently has me in a chokehold:

But NO, that was not enough for our man, no sir. He ALSO had to go on the Frank Sinatra show! Looking like THIS!

And THEN, as if the women of America hadn’t already collapsed from these earth-shattering moments, he goes and does G. I. Blues!

And don’t even get me started with Flaming Star or Wild in the Country!! I’ve reached the image limit for this post already!!

I just…like it would’ve been SO MUCH. I mean, we are more used to the overwhelming Elvis content today and STILL cannot handle it, but just IMAGINE being in 1960 and dealing with this in real time.

Elvis is Back, indeed.

(Thanks to @powerofelvis for indulging these ideas of mine this morning)

[frnkiebby]

god that face~🎃

[charmac]

RCG have said Mac is gay 500 goddamn times. They’ve been saying it for a literal DECADE. The reason he’s ‘seemingly attracted to women in early seasons’ is because he is a fucking character and R(CG) hadn’t decided Mac was gay yet.

He’s 100% GAY. GAY. GAY. FUCKING GAY.

Reddit user place-object-random numbers, your headcanon is fucking dumb. If you want to explore his early season sexuality, HC him as hypersexual (real), internally homophobic (canon), repressed as hell (real). Actual gay men date and sleep with women all the time before figuring themselves out and coming out, headcanon that.

[thecluelessdoctor]

anyone else getting spam asks from those scam blogs posing as people in Gaza?