#like bait

[paws-fullof-thread]

My cat ate my project so I'm starting over but I need motivation.

Every note helps my scarf get longer !

Every Like is a Stitch

Every reblog is a Row

Every reply is Two Rows.

You can also send an ask with a number between 1 and 5 for rows.

Spam is okay but not like, an obscene ammount please.

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Surely I can get a small scarf through this :3

If I get to a normal length I'll use the runover notes to do my next project which will likely be some washcloths I'd like to gift someone I know.

[mx-heartacoustic]

Doing this because i got a lot of stuff to do

50 notes - I’ll clean my desk

100 notes - I’ll clean my shelf

150 notes - I’ll clean my room

200 notes - I’ll beg my dad to teach me how to play guitar

250 notes - I’ll clean the living room (a little bit)

300 notes - I’ll fix my bed in the mornings

500 notes - I’ll start writing fanfics and stuff again

1,000 notes - I'll beg my parents to put me in some sort of animating classes

5,000 notes - I’ll tell my parents I’m Non-Binary

[multi-lefaiye]

hmb

like this post and i'll share something wack from work in your inbox

[deanthe]

chat my mom keeps fatshaming me so for every note this gets i'm gonna spend 10 more cents purely on soda (if i have the money)

[otogariado]

before i go can i get one (1) like so i can draw benjamin linus in that "babygirl on the floor on all fours" pose in his "the new man in charge" outfit

[marmot-bee-person]

Like and reblog if you’re on tumblr

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

[wnine]

i am being tested fr fr

[bioethicists]

this is going to sound simplistic + i promise you it's not: stop following people whose entire schtick is being cruel or fighting with others online. even if the ppl deserve it! even if it's not a ~problematic~ cruelty! even if you agree with all of that blog's opinions!

it's one thing if someone snaps back when provoked or posts the occasional "get a load of this guy". nobody needs to play up respectability for people who haven't given them respect in return. but if someone's online identity centers around being needlessly mean for laughs + they're constantly seeking out socially acceptable, easy targets for petty cruelty, that's a red flag. there's a huge difference between not taking shit/cracking a joke + mocking others as your several-hours-a-day hobby.

especially if, when they are inevitably in the wrong + mocking someone mercilessly to their 50k followers over something petty goes south (shocking!), they become extremely defensive or block everyone or play the victim or dismiss it as "well, how was i supposed to know they were autistic? i'm autistic + i don't meow in public" or whatever.

this isn't a "well i knew all along" post bcuz nobody should be shamed for being in the dark about something like this but many of the popular bloggers who have later been exposed for serious harassment or abuse should not have shocked us. if someone's blog is 90% shit like "you should light yourself on fire because you watch x anime" or "look at this so-called lesbian bitch + her ugly fucking boyfriend at a kink convention- it's giving drowned rats", should it really shock you that they are also being cruel or abusive in less internet-acceptable ways? if they've already shown you that they get a such a thrill out of being vicious that they do it daily + are regularly rewarded with thousands of followers?

[like-this-post-if-you]

Like this post if you were born in June

[multi-lefaiye]

gamers like this post if you think eden should maul this prison guard like a feral dog

[hotcinnamonsunset]

🎣lure me in, baby!

[vampyre--dyke]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone