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1989taylorsversion · 7 months

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The person in front of me at the hair salon didn't tip the barber... I was so horrified

#i tipped double to make up for it #like BITCH!!!!

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eugenephosgene · 9 months

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Hate how some of these spammers think they can test my limits and not get some of the fire that's brewing on the other side.

#talk manners they say #like one of them didn't spam call my fucking number 4 times until i picked up and blocked them #or the one which messaged me and tried to bait me with the link to a course group i already registered to #“send this to 5 groups and share me the screenshots then I'll share it bla bla bla” and then #“you didn't share it on whatsapp so now share it to 15 more contacts and send me the screenshot”#LIKE BITCH!!!!#KEEP THAT LINK!!!!!#STUFF IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS FOR ALL I CARE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEND YOU 15 FUCKING SCREENSHOTS!!!!!!!

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nevergetusedtoterribletimes · 10 months

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I’m going to be so real with you there is no feeling NONE quite like scrolling through succession gifsets. People put silly little quotes on there that devistate me. Every single time I run by one of those wretched (outstanding) things I have to go through the mental preparations needed to not be overwhelmed by whatever horribley accurate portrayal of humanity and siblings and love they’ve conjured up this week, only to get punched in the throat, nose, gut, and feet all at the same time. Do you know how many times I’ve seen that little rat boy crying and wounded and bruised drinking not a martini? Only to be followed by Shiv Roy in the most stunning outfit I’ve ever seen say something so terrible? ‘I really love you but I cannot fucking stomache you’ girl I did not need that! I don’t deserve any of this. And THEN. The gifmakers (those dasdardly daring wizards) then put quotes over them! Things like ‘wherever your mother’s shadow falls is the most beautiful’ - Ocean Vuong and ‘to feel anything deranges you...(the little rat man looking despondent over his father or smthn) it’s not about /them/ to be seen is the penalty’ (Shiv Roy delicately placing her hand on the hand of some guy in the backseat of a car) I’m going insane!!! How dare you all!!!! I have not seen the show!

#succession #sorry about this I love you all #literally had to realign my molecules after watching a gif of Shiv Roy placing her hand #in the hand of that guy in the backseat of the car #with her (?) saying ‘I got mommed’#to then be followed up with a Bonnie Burstow quote #about how fathers and daughters look down on mother (women) together #this does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate #like bitch!!!!#ohghuioh!!!!!!!!?!!?!!!!

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watchmakermori · 1 year

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just dealt with an absolute wanker at work lads. I don't understand what compels people to be The Customer. like what do you gain out of being rude. everyone's just going to complain about you behind your back forevermore

#personal #customer isn't quite the right word but #basically he's a phd student (who is TWO months into his course might i add)#and he wants to sign up to this teaching preparation course we do #but the class in may is full. so he'll have to wait until we have new classes #but this motherfucker will NOT accept that #he keeps demanding to be added to the may class even though there are NO. SPACES #he might be able to join but only if someone cancels their place and we can't guarantee that #but he's emailed me he's emailed the tutor #he's copied in his SUPERVISOR AND HEAD OF DEPARTMENT #he has come to my office today to ask AGAIN after speaking to a colleague of mine yesterday #he flat out said he should be added to the course because it's online and managing 24 students isn't that much #like bitch!!!!#everyone does micro presentations at the end of this course and needs personalised feedback!#imagine thinking you can tell the organisers of the course how big the workload is!!!#absolute wanker it's a wonder i didn't scream at him

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snakes-on-skates · 2 years

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my sister came to tell me about the BATDR trailer literally while i was in the middle of drawing the darn guy

#also she watched it BEFORE telling me!!!#like bitch!!!!#what!!!!#>:(#eh whatever #cries in doesnt have a pc so i have to deal with cOmIng sOoN #:(#i hope its on xbox one cuz i havent gotten the new one yet #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #batim #batim bendy

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awittylemon · 1 month

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

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stuckinapril · 2 months

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

#Like bitch please let it go

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plaguedocboi · 5 months

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God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.

#like it is real! it exists! it may not look entirely life-like but it’s REAL you stupid bitch!

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junglejim4322 · 2 months

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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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#asks #anonymous #i feel like you sent this to make me feel better after I was bitching but as a certified 5’4 binch no I do not think height differences #are predatory. thank you for the ask though

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shubbabang · 2 years

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

#I am literally so mentally exhausted lately I feel like my brain is swelling #I feel dazed and cloudy and yet I must keep going despite being the most tired bitch in the universe

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thethoriumreactor · 3 months

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Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

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alpojones · 7 months

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#Zoo #Be like that #Halloween bitches #Boo

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darkwood-sleddog · 11 months

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Because @staff is too cowardly…

#tumblr #not dogs #why staff doesn’t use pills to better understand the users I’ll never know #anyways.#reblog for greater visibility or whatever #I’m using all like 4.5k worth of my follow count to be a little bitch about this

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verflares · 28 days

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just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

#pssst also. you should click/zoom on this. for better quality and to see all my silly little details :] hooty hoo #this is my totkversary thing im just too impatient to wait till the 12th LOL. big shoutout to this game tht has ruined my life. and zelink.#zelink #light dragon #link #zelda #loz #totk #princess zelda #totk spoilers #link totk #zelda totk #tears of the kingdom #loz fanart #i had soooo much fun drawing this i really did. i think this is a good capstone piece for how much ive improved so far this year #i still have a long ways to go ofc but. i am pleased ^_^ nd i am glad i can use zink like experiments to do so hehe #anyway. YURI FOREVERRRRR BITCH #my art

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indigo6f00ff · 9 months

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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breelandwalker · 1 year

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Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.

One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.

This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.

#Looking at you witchcraft tags #Tags are also for muttering behind our fans like petty bitches at a period film soiree

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