so i think most of us are aware of the whole “steve’s dad is an asshole” thing and how a lot of the time in like fanfics it talks abt how steve never cries because “real, manly men don’t cry” and thats what his father has always drilled into him.
but i’d like to offer you this:
steve *sees a stray cat on a walk*: oh god, eddie look *starts tearing up* that poor thing eds we have to take it to a vet or something look how skinny it is
eddie: steve it could have like a disease or something we can’t touch it, the most we can do is call animal control or the shelter or something maybe they can help
steve: *turns into a blubbering mess* bu-but i want to save it :( it could get hurt or-or die eds please
eddie: i’m sorry sweetheart come here *steve sobs in his arms*
*at some point in time when eddie asks where a scar on his face came from*
steve: oh yk, evil russians aren’t very nice when it comes torturing and questioning.
steve: actually, i’m pretty sure they cracked like 3 of my ribs too but honestly you’d have to ask robin. i’ve had like 3??… or was it 4??? concussions so like i have SHIT memory man haha
eddie: *is horrified* steve… what the actual fuck have you been through before we met
steve: *recounts all of his past trauma with out batting an eye or shedding a single tear*
eddie: *horror intensifies* D:
steve: i’m like fine tho now, it’s over so yk whatever. wanna go get ice cream :D
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I love this photo because this was Aziraphale's reaction after the priest lady interrupted Crowley pinning him to a wall. And he seems bothered by it
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GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?
Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.
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i like how crowley told muriel “me and aziraphale need ‘us’ time so you gotta go” and then talked about going out to eat at the ritz like it’s soooo transparent his plans were literally 1. get white girl wasted then 2. get fucked over every surface of that damn bookshop . he’s like babygirl you are in the splash zone
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I hope everyone realizes that aside from Crowley not being in heaven, Aziraphale will also not have anything else he likes.
There are no books in heaven. There's no tea or hot chocolate, no music, no crêpes or sushi. So not only does he lose the love of his life and has to operate without him, but he also isn't allowed any of his comfort things, all while I'm sure the angels are hostile against him (even if they pretend otherwise).
Aziraphale has nothing.
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sometimes I think about that guy on amazon who reviewed pride and prejudice and did an entire angry, weirdly math focused rant about how awful darcy is and then ends it all with "I could carve a better man out of a banana"
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still can't believe they played good old fashioned lover boy while crowley was rushing to aziraphale's aid. i'm gonna throw up
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Can someone tell Democrats that leftists and progressives with moral objections are not a big enough contingent to swing an election and if they were, the way to get groups to vote for you is to offer them things they want rather than lib-scold them about voting on social media
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