#like give them a BREAK pls

[zombie-bait]

I can’t believe Gideon and Harrow had like 3 weeks of something approximating fun before experiencing 2 solid years of endless suffering 😭 lemme tell you, nothing could’ve prepared me for that or the realization that post book 1 these poor fuckers just never get to spend any time together, I miss the old days of One Flesh One End Bitch!!!!! We had it so good and we didn’t even know it

[hijinxinprogress]

YJs ability to piss people off occasionally backfires (But they’re still gonna do it again)

Imagine YJ pisses off a telepath with a stupid costume so the villain with a habit of telepathically tormenting mfs starts targeting yj by making them hear things they’re afraid of and everyone else’s is like regular run of the mill shit like their family/friends dying or telling them they hate them, sometimes they hear them listing every bad quality they have and every mistake they’ve ever made, they know it’s not still happening but they’ll hear a loved one or a civilian they couldn’t save using their last breath to blame them for their deaths in the middle of the night which is usually followed by the voice that reminds them that ‘they just don’t quite measure up to their peers or predecessors so really, wouldn’t it be for the best if they just disappeared? No one would even notice and if they did, how likely is it that they’d care? What could they possibly be contributing to the world that can’t be done better by someone else?’ And that’s normal for yj but what causes them to lose it is when they start to hear the sound of someone clicking their tongue and humming in disapproval whenever they’re doing something ill advised but they only figure out who fears that sound when Anita loses her shit so they find her and they’re like wtf?? you live like this?? but she’s fucking petrified and muttering to herself

[fatty4cid]

I WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BUUUUURNNN I BROUGHT THE GÆSOLINEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[windtorndagger]

Sampard modern aus live in my head rent free - but to be fair some of them can just be canon divergent.

Okay but I REALLY want streamer au with streamer!Gepard who plays farming sims and works on his art and like it’s Belobog’s most open secret. Everyone knows that the cute little snowman on the screen watching art tutorials is the beloved Captain Gepard, but no one brings it up. At all. Everyone knows how much of his young life has been dedicated to the protection of their city so they just watch his streams and support him through that.

After the Overworld and the Underworld are reconnected, Gepard (or rather SilverShield), opens donations on his stream for the Rivet Town Orphanage, as well as the rebuilding of the Underworld as a whole. He doesn't expect much, doesn't want people to give more than they can afford, but he leaves it there.

As it turns out, he's popular in more than just Belobog.

As it turns out, he's made quite a name for himself across multiple planets and the galaxy. So donations just come rolling in.

There is however, one viewer who always makes sure they are top donor.

And that person?

Sampo.

Sampo who will literally pause mid interrogation with a customer who betrayed him because Gepard started streaming. Sampo who will change the screens in The Tavern to Gepard's streams and throw anyone out who dares try to change it. He's gotten in several fights with Fools and Actors both for attempting to bother him when he's watching Gepard's streams. (Those fights are short lived because neither group can tell if he's an Emanator of Aha or Aha themselves so they don't put up too much of a fight—especially since he can also wield IX's power too...)

Sampo who is Gepard’s boyfriend and has been for a few years now, but only recently did they make it public. Sampo who has two accounts, one in which he chats and mods (the dashing Mr.ColdFeet) and one that he just donates money with (the elusive TheLadyElation). He knows that Gepard won't take his money, even if it's honest, so he makes do with a side account.

Sometimes, when Sampo has down time (he always has time for Gepard but sometimes Gepard gets worried that if he ignores his clients they'll come after him—like they can harm him, ha!—so he doesn't do it often), he'll either appear on Gepard's chat as a cat in a trash can or he'll just sit offscreen and be a presence in the room.

Gepard likes streaming, likes to be able to work on his art and improve and hopefully inspire others to pursue their passions. He enjoys playing his farming sims because it's so different from his day to day life as a soldier. His model was gifted to him by Sampo, after the man had caught Gepard watching an offworld stream. He doesn't ask, but was happy to receive the model and to have the chance to do something he now deeply enjoys.

Now if only Serval would stop asking to be a guest on his stream. She already did his intro an outro music and he knows all she'll do is tell embarrassing stories. (And if he says yes to her then Lynx will want to join and they would just embarrass him on stream and Sampo would never let him live it down.)

[theofficialuriel]

what’s a girl gotta do to get more bernard dowd post-cult centric fics around here

[catastrophicgay]

yellowjackets is being added to netflix tmrw... why do i get the feeling that the ga is gna fuck with shauna and misty's characters so bad i am terrified for my girls

[jayflrt]

belift please don’t make enha tour AGAIN for at least a year after this one thank you

[jemmo]

watching the gmmtv live while at work was a struggle but i managed it and my lab work so here’s my takeaways:

1. gmmtv, after conquering the japanese in the last part of the announcements, has now moved on to south korea. from what i gauged, only scarlet heart is a remake (of scarlet heart ryeo im guessing?) but the dark dice (or whatever it was called) i feel like is based off a manhwa and if not is heavily inspired by those kind of shows that have been popular in south korea (im thinking night has come, pyramid game etc)

2. gmmtv doesn’t want to give us serious, romantic plots. i can literally group all these announcements into 2 types of shows; fluffy, light rom-coms or dark-themed thriller-esque shows. that’s it. sometimes you’ll mix a little of one into the other, but for the most part, that’s what all these shows are, with the exception of the gl, us the series, and maybe thame-po as i don’t think it’s giving such a silly, comedic vibe as the rest of the lighter shows do. and that’s my main disappointment, bc it’s not like they haven’t done it before, im thinking of atots, last twilight, moonlight chicken- and no, it doesn’t escape me that these are all p’aof shows, but just bc he’s not directing, it doesn’t mean we should have to lose this style of show.

im not as disappointed as i thought i would be, but im also not particularly shocked or bowled over by anything. but ive learned before that i shouldn’t disregard shows so early so I’ll give everything a chance and hope i can get my desperately needed dose of pure romance somewhere else (japan and taiwan im looking at you)

[nostalgia-tblr]

u know, once someone has pointed out the orientalism in most of fandom's depictions of jotun!loki you can never unsee it.

[ssahotchnerr]

hi, lovely? angel? loml? your little blurbs and writings have me giggling and kicking my feet and blushing at my phone 🥹🥰

i was just thinking about something and thought maybe you’d write about it? so, i’ve been thinking about how hotch (a lot of the time, when they’re not briefing about a case) will sit in his own little area of the jet, separate from everyone else - and he’d be so baffled when you’d start to sit across from him. because there he is, sitting underneath a mountain of paperwork, and you’re seemingly content just to bask in his company. and after a while, he’d ask you about it, and you’d say smth about how after a case, it’s calming to just be around him. he exudes safety and security in a way the others don’t for you - mainly because their nerves, their stresses are so easy to read - and if you’re ever to get any sleep, it’d be to the sound of rustling papers, to hotch’s pen jotting down reports, the typing of his keyboard, just being comforted by his presence !! (i don’t know about you, but there’s smth so calming about being lulled to sleep by the sounds of an ambiance like that) and maybe, he’d offer for you to sit next to him, to lean your head on his shoulder and try and get some rest 🥺🥺🥺🥺 because he’s a sweetheart <33

aw aw aw omg 🥹🥰🫶🏻😭 ily???? thank you so so much that means absolutely everything to me <33333

the way it breaks my HEART whenever we see him sitting alone on the jet 😭 like do you think he thinks that no one simply wants to talk to him??🥺 everyone's making conversations amongst themselves and he's just 🙁 working quietly. maybe it's just an excuse to look busy, so no one feels like they need to include him if they don't want to :(((( that everyone views him on a professional level rather than personal?? ughgjhsh 😭💔 like no no no aaron baby just no no no we love you <333 😭

AND you know me normally i elaborate right away, BUT hehe this may or may not already be in the works for my secret santa fic 🤭 stay tuned!!!!!!

[overleftdown]

im insane.

anyways; with the DSM-V as my WMD, im abt to cook up the most devious fanfiction of coriolanus snow developing a healthy response to his own personality disorder <3 i need to rewrite fiction to combat the irreversibility of reality.

coriolanus serves his purpose as a reflection of a tortured and corrupt society. but still… at least with fiction i can satisfy my melting brain with a happy ending.

[twinkodium]

pls why call me out like that about liam 😭😭 (you’re not wrong) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he might not be the best cuddling partner bcs he’s got so many muscles that he’s hard but i would have some great great eye candy 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i ended up not buying a subscription on that website for super formula (paying for a whole month just to see two races….) but i started following the live timing as soon as i woke up but apparently it’s been red flagged for almost an hour?? 😶😶 plus things aren’t looking great…….. yeehaw

I had to do it 🤷🏻‍♀️ see? Even you admit it, it’s not a big secret anyways 🤭🤭

Muscular arms around your body and pulling you close 😮‍💨😮‍💨 DEAD DECEASED ALREADY IN THE GRAVE 🥴🥴🥴 ‘he’s hard’ she said 😳😂 TMI HONEY 😂 ogling his muscles every time he does something… you would order him to be shirtless so you can see his back too 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Is there a livestream??? I forgot about the last round of Superformula 😩 I’m sorry Liam ☹️ apparently it was a big big crash between two (?) drivers, but I’m not 100% sure ☹️ yeeey another unlucky boy we support 😩😩

[craycraybluejay]

Btw if u steal from the poor, ur going to superhell no matter what 😇 hope that helps

[whimsicalcotton]

messy refs for amberprice and the feral hare they picked up off the side of the road

[headkiss]

Hi. A lot of the links for you Steve Harrington Blurb masterlist don't work. I wasn't sure if you knew <3

Have a good day.

hiii thanks for letting me know!! sadly bc tumblr sucks i’m not sure how to fix them since the posts don’t show up when i search for them </3 if anyone knows how to fix the links another way please let me know 😢

[mastersoftheair]

while largely a speculative nothingburger as far as MotA info/release date goes (this autumn? doubt.png), i'm posting for two reasons- 1) it's a new article At All (despite basically being an actor profile on fionn o'shea, but at least it isn't a computer generated rehash 'article'), and 2) this hilarious sentence: "But, due to actors' strike rules, Fionn can't talk about [MotA]." bc the cast/crew was Sooooo forthcoming before the strike lol