#like im pretty sure he'll BE there

[lollytea]

ok but moving on to other things we wanna see in season 3: WHAT ABOUT GUSTHOLOMULE?!??!?! they haven't interacted on screen since TTLGR ( over a year ago) and tbh i'm just starved of them

It pains me to say this but we are never seeing that shrivelled up raisin of a man ever again

[soupmanspeaks]

I think that it would be really funny, for how proud William is for being British, he just could not for the life of him stomach tea, like he still drinks it but its because he "simply has to" (he's grasping the mug handle with enough strength to cut off the circulation in someone's hand as he's drinking it, mind you) and Michael on the other hand, just, loves tea, and it sparks this petty jealously out of William, because why can his pathetic loser son drink tea and not HIM

and it leads to funny scenarios like -William struggling to stomach some Earl Grey- "Father, you do know you don't have to drink it-" -William throwing the mug at the wall and grabbing Michael by the collar and going:- "YOU THINK YOURE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN ME, DON'T YOU, MICHAEL? HMM? GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC FATHER FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO DRINK THE SYMBOL OF BRITISH PRIDE!"

"FATHER I JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT-" "WHY? BECAUSE YOU WISH TO KEEP THAT LEVERAGE ON ME? OHOHO, YOUR SCHEMES WON'T WORK THAT EASY ON ME, MICHAEL!"

[worstloki]

people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

[livsmessydoodles]

snippet of a byerley doodle im working on bc theres too little will robin content out there and it is my duty to provide

[httpiastri]

paul's last ig stories 😭😭😭 i just know that he knows something abt lewis and mercedes and also my roman empire is what the fuck happened between him and merc i NEED to know why they went separate ways this year after being together since 2019

PLEASE

the way that he posted this ^^ story hours after his other stories? makes me feel like it wasn't related?? 🤨 paul baby let us in on your secrets....

but also yes same, i would love to hear him talk about it :((( i mean when the rumors about kimi to f2 started, ppl were already saying "merc doesnt like to have two drivers in the same category", which like i get but imo its kinda a weird thing since other academies dont seem to have the same principles 🤷‍♀️ but maybe that's just it and they decided they like kimi more (not surprising since kimi is basically toto's adoptive son). i guess that in the end, it's all just about how many seats they think they have to fill and how many drivers they need to do it. paul just didn't fit into their plan i guess. since lewis is leaving next year, someone's gonna be swapped in there and make another seat available. sadly not three seats (for fred, kimi and paul) 🙃 and it doesnt feel very likely that merc is gonna have that many open seats soon either way

i love love love kimi, i really do, BUT it would be so funny if paul just crushed kimi this year. like imagine the insane revenge arc paul can pull here????? please

[elftwink]

have a new mental disorder im naming transit blues where im perfectly well adjusted [citation needed] right up until i miss a bus by one minute which triggers a depressive spiral so bad that the only reason i do not kill myself is because i know in 3 hours ill be literally fine again and actually mildly embarrassed about the suicide ideation at that point

[elisedonut]

Barty Crouch Sr./ Percy is something that I think could be fun as a concept

but everything I've found for them give Percy a degradation/humiliation kink and that always takes me right out of it because it just doesn't feel at all like a kink he would have to me

like the concept of Percy having a crush on his boss and trying so hard to get his attention and prove himself? Fun cool amazing

Percy actually enjoying being called the wrong name and treated horribly? no, no thank you

like I get where their coming from I really do it's an easy way to like have things happening between them

without having to change how their dynamic is in canon

making a lot of how Crouch treats Percy like some sort of forplay situation in a way

but every time i try to get into it its always like like

that guys got a praise kink he hates being insulted he would hate this dflhsdlk

[good-beanswrites]

I have questions about that last fic. How did the prisoners alter their uniforms, and what were the consequences? What did they throw at Es? What did they trick Fuuta into eating and how? How did they try to catch Jackalope?

LMAO murder aside these ten know how to cause problems on purpose 😭 Hehe thank you for your curiosity, I genuinely had visualized some specifics for these while writing >:3 So --

Mahiru started sewing patches and ribbons and things onto her uniform dress. She got very bold very quickly, though, completely replacing whole sections with colorful fabric (like swapping out the entire skirt/bodice/sleeves) so it was pretty obvious. Es replaced all her uniforms with the standard ones and limited her requests to only small amounts of fabric at a time. (Who’s to say she isn’t secreting these away to patch together later, though…)

I was influenced by seeing two “what are the limits of Milgram’s no-violence policy, really” posts very recently. I think if the object could cause absolutely no harm, it’s possible to hit Es with it. I’m thinking basic crumpled paper or even a lightweight food -- something harmless but very sticky and gets in their hair… either way Es is Not Pleased. I feel like this could have been anyone except Haruka and Mahiru, as even the more "mature" prisoners would just be curious about what would happen.

My original thought was cake, but now that I’m fact checking I see that it grows mold pretty quickly… So maybe pudding: the eggs and milk spoil a bit before you see actual mold. Whoever has decided to be a menace (my guess is Yuno or Mikoto) puts up a whole farce about food preferences and whether or not they can identify specific flavors in this special dessert Jackalope secreted away, and unfortunately Fuuta is a hungry boy and it’s not very difficult to get him to take a big bite 😔

Jackalope lounges around the prison, chilling with the prisoners and taking naps in whatever place he finds comfortable. They try sneaking up to where he’s settled in, distracting him with treats and gentle words to see how long they can keep him in place as they give him gradually more noticeable pets. Muu has coaxed him into enough peace to take off his hat and pet his head, but no one’s managed to give him little scritches before he tries to regain his dignity and scurries away. Little do they know, he forces Es to scratch, pet, brush, and cuddle him every single night under the pretense of their official duties.

[autism-corner]

[cringesnail]

At this point it's ridiculous that Étoiles still hasn't done a dungeon with Pac e Mike. Cellbit managed it before them like all you have to do is send Étoiles a message and you're good to go

[taenuviel]

bitch im so mad

[cake-chad]

Not in the first 100, but within 200 for both of them

[bangcakes]

.

[toastsnaffler]

anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore 🚶‍♂️

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

AH FUCK