#like im so down bad its not even funny

[moeblob]

Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

[riacte]

how it started:

one ren peeing twaddle conversation later:

[b4kuch1n]

tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

[constantvariations]

A trend in Astarion fics that I find bizarre is the idea that he's never been treated gently during sex. This is difficult to believe for one simple reason: some of Astarion's victims were virgins.

Astarion: You were handsome. Shy. You'd never been kissed. Sebastian: You taught me how. And then you destroyed me.

I get the desire to make his current partner special by having their sex be good and wholesome in comparison to his other trysts, but this is a flawed sentiment. The cutscene of that first night together is incredibly tender from the kiss to laying on the grass - the only outlier being if you offer your neck - and if you sleep with Astarion but keep it at that night, Astarion himself says he will never forget you. Not because the PC was uniquely gentle with him in bed, but because they were the first person he ever slept with of his own free will. It's his choice that makes that night special to him moreso than anything the PC may or may not have done during that time.

[appleonjust-ice]

assorted dunmeshis‼️‼️💥

(closeups under cut)

[s4pphoiduser]

you make a snippy comment and she snips off your tongue

[starrz-ombie]

"baby, boo, my sweetie, darling, think i love you more" (i've seen him a total of two times, he hasn't responded to a text message i sent three weeks ago, i've started stalking his duolingo profile but refuse to follow it because THAT'd be weird, i constantly sulk over him having not responded to the text, and can not thing about anything else, i've considered stanning two groups almost entirely because he likes them, i've started downloading every video of his bias that pops up on my instagram, i save every video of two cats together to a specific folder, i constant send similar videos to a groupchat with "wish that could be .. and i but-," i couldn't sleep one night because i saw a picture of him and every time i closed my eyes i would think of it, i've started grinding on duolingo because he's a few leagues above, i've had a dream about him, and reread all our message convos and kick my feet at the bare minimum)

[healingheartdogs]

My new psych put PTSD on my chart after just our initial visit which like... Yes, ma'am, I definitely do have that but also... I BARELY TOLD YOU ANYTHING ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD, WAS IT REALLY THAT BAD???

[jamlabs]

Being a GG fan in queer spaces is so exhausting sometimes bc every time I try to talk about it transfems always make some sort of joke about Bridget like. Okay I'm glad you like her and I WILL fight transphobes to the death for her but she isn't even in my top 15 gg characters?

Like can you guys maybe stop enjoying this media at a surface level and making the same jokes at me, a person who is known to be insane about their interests? Me talking about how much I love guilty gears music is not an invitation to ask "is the town inside you" like no. That's a super mid song. I am talking about the metal, the hard rock, and the fucking pipe organs . I was literally talking about how much I loved Necessary Discrepancy? And love letter to the future? HELLO?

Idk I'm just. So fucking tired of people engaging with GG on the most shallow level and then attempting to joke with me about it. Yeah haha brisket whatever

[milfygerard]

there was a weird phase for awhile on this site where everyone pretended that gerard was like a shitty mid tier comic writer and like. You guys dont read enough comics. you dont know what bad comics look like.

[marialagidyne]

i made a matching vash for the knives one i did a couple days ago!

this makes it the first vash fanart ive done actually

[lazybakerart]

the only way i will NOT enjoy the live action yu yu hakusho netflix show is if they push a heterosexual agenda. it’s shounen, which means it’s gay, and i refuse to watch kurama be anything less than flaming.

[bangcakes]

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[tears0fsatan]

lowkey wanna start writinf for miguel o'hara but i don't speak spanish and be that loser that uses fucking google translate for sexy time ...

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

so many people have already said this but its just the funniest shit to me that every byler fight consists of will calling mike out for his bs and bringing up legitimate points and then mike just responds with some variation of Defensive HeterosexualityTM

like this is textually, actually what goes down in every one of their fights??? and people STILL think mike wheeler is straight??? i-