#like it was weird as hell but also tooo good.

[keepdrivingrry]

WOULD’VE COULD’VE SHOULD’VE

summary: in which y/n dated a famous actor at nineteen, got heartbroken, wrote a song and met the love of her life.

face claim: blanca soler

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y/nupdates y/n seen out with her boyfriend robert pattinson!

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y/nfan1 AWW I LOVE THEM TOGETHER

y/nfan2 I’m worried about her

↳ y/nfan3 why??

↳ y/nfan2 robert Is literally in his 30s and she’s only 19 she’s bound to get heartbroken

y/nhater1 can’t wait for them to break up 🙄

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yourinstagram 🖤

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sukiwaterhouse so cute

↳ y/nfan1 that seemed so fake 😭

y/nfan2 ROB AND Y/N

florencepugh happy for you my love!

↳ yourInstagram I miss youuu

harrystyles congrats x

↳ harryfan1 HARRY?

y/nfan3 she’s so gorgeous

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enews robert pattinson and suki waterhouse seen locking lips today in NYC. robert is apparently also in a committed relationship with singer y/n l/n. more at the link in bio 👀

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y/nfan1 I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS ACTING WEIRD

y/nfan2 UH ROB????

y/nfan3 poor y/n

florencepugh wtf

y/nfan4 EVEN FLORENCE IS CONFUSED

sukiwaterhouse please delete this.

y/nfan5 bitch you got caught already what’s the point???

deactivate yourinstagram !

two years later..

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yourinstagram soon.

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y/nfan1 Y/N BESTIE I MISSED YOU

y/nfan2 NEW MUSIC?

harrystyles ❤️

harryfan1 HARRY?

y/nfan3 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

harryfan2 okay what is going on???

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yourinstagram sooner.

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harryfan1 why is Harry so early??

y/nfan1 NEW MUSICCCCC

y/nfan2 SO EXCITED

florencepugh so excited for you!!!

y/nfan3 ew suki’s here 🙄

harrystyles proud of you xx

annetwist so excited to hear it darling! 🥰

harryfan2 WAIT ANNE TOO??

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yourinstagram would’ve could’ve should’ve. out now.

thank you to everyone who helped me through the past two years.

and to the love of my life who taught me how to love again and not having to relate to this song again. you know who you are <3

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gemmastyles SO GOOD!

y/nfan1 GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLHOOD IT WAS MINE FIRST

y/nfan2 STOP THIS SONG HAS BEEN PLAYING NONSTOP

annetwist amazing sweetheart!! 🥰😍

harrystyles you deserve everything great coming your way. I love you.

harryfan1 Y/N AND HARRY??

harryfan2 OH MY GOF

y/nfan3 OKAY TOOO MUCH NEWS

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harrystyles love of my life.

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harryfan1 OH MY GOD

harryfan2 congratulations 🥲

y/nfan1 Y/N DESERVES HIM

yourinstagram I love you

y/nfan2 she looks so much happier with him then robert and I’m here for it.

sukiwaterhouse cute!

harryfan1 NO GET HER OUT OF HERE

pillowpersonpp 😍

thank you for reading xx

[stupidsketchpad]

hey guys. im here to rant about how 2econd 2ight 2eer (second sight seer) by will wood is secret life bigb's song because god its eerie how similar the song lyrics are to his character. AHEM (also spoilers for secret life)

My grip on my secrets slipping while I'm speaking in tongues

ok. this is a really good start lol. basically bigb's task don't mean much when he does weird shit anyway for fun and, quote from grian, "writes his own tasks"

Screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth

he's saying stuff that litterally makes no sense. even after his task is done he wont tell anyone (confession booth is kinda like people asking about your task after it's done. your confessing your task to someone)

Take it with a pillar of salt, H.A.L.T., it's not my fault

i got nothing man

The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to

THIS LINE AHSHDHSHAH. THE SECRET KEEPER GIVES HIM THE TASKS CAUSE HE HAS TO BUT HE WANTS TO DO THEM ANYWAY ANDDDD MAKE THEM AS CONFUSING AS POSSIBLE. SECRET KEEPER COUNTS AS THE DEVIL HERE

I'm cut from a different kind of meat

More than you can chew, hard to swallow me

"what the hell are you doing??" is a common question he gets asked. hard to swallow. y'know

Forget bored stiff, I got rigor mortis, call it morbid curiosity

How I cannot commit to reality, when my third eye's open and I like what I see

he's doing shit for the sake of doing shit.

Baby, I may be crazy but I didn't lose it, no I set it free

AAAAA THIS LINE TOOO!!! ok so he didn't just randomly start lying in secret life. it was weird before that too! i cant speak for double but LIMITED LIFE he was also confusing people about being the boogeyman. basically that one meme with the "guy weird about everything but its drowned out by how weird about everything the other people are"

I can't ignore what's under dance floorboards, the rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat

But I still move my feet

To slip out of this groove, I'm free

dont got much here but i think this is just him having fun, yknow

Now to row, row, row my boat over the falls

And maybe wake up from but a dream, yeah

"but a dream" is the games. there are three rows in the line. lose your lives to get the game over with.

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

once again, this wasnt the first time he was being weird!!!

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I'm only passing through

say weird shit, refuse to elaborate, leave.

Oh, oh, o-o-oh

If you knew what I knew, if you saw what I see

You'd look through illusions, hallucinations, and lucid dream

And I know that meaning can be such a pretty thing to keep

But I got facts and I'm not afraid to use 'em, take the good with the bad, take off the back you make a new front

evo, anyone? anyway this man knows about watchers and doesnt care. he knows! he just doesn't give that any meaning.

Some days I'm glad that I am a madman and I'd rather be that than

An amicable animal, mild-mannered cannibal

red lives and how bigb doesn't have the same bloodlust as they do. this guy doesn't kill much, he's like the most passive on the server. /srs

But I'm more level-headed and clever than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time

how many people guessed any of bigb's tasks? that's right, zero! (if i remember correctly.) he's getting better at the games (btw the games being referred to as "forevers" is just ahshahdghs)

And if sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die

not much here

Vice-versa, vice versus virtue

Well who I am I choose through all the things I do

AAAAAAAA HE CHOOSES HOW HE IS PERCEIVED BY THE OTHERS BY SAYING HIS STUFF YA GET WHAT IM SAYING

And if it rhymes, it's true, but I hate poetry

contradicting himself. easy peasy analysis here folks.

Now with my moral compass pointing south, I'm going down

With no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no respect for reality

could say this is going red! but also. "going down?" LIKE A HOLE? HE MADE A HOLE?????

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I'm only passing through

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

I didn't lose it babe

There wasn't much to find

I'm just a psycho, babe

Come and go out my mind

same stuff

A tourist passing through

Well that was fun, goodbye

he died. but hey, he had fun!

anyways thats all thank you for listening to me ramble about songs and minecraft i WILL do this again. sorry if this is incoherent i wrote it at 10:00 pm.

psst... moot... @bigb-enthusiast... would you like this?

[avissapiens]

Jockbull Summer Week 7 Set A(25/12/23 -31/12/23)

Model Used is Tsonghan Wu

1.

Christmas week so don’t expect tooo much progress in these various area’s gang. I’ve not broken new PRs so there’s been a bit of a plateau and even some backsliding. I do have a plan to fix this however and it largely involves re-arranging my Daily schedule to put pushups earlier in the day before i’ve had my big evening training sesh.

2.

I’m opening up my competitive horizons once again to Smite. This feels like an appropriate JBS game because i can play as super muscular gods. So for the time being i’m gonna be sweaty as hell on Smite. Will i be good at this? Well i’ve been playing the game for almost 8 years and have never played in Ranked so your guess is as good as mine.

3.

The first pants down the chute. This is actually a more recent purchase and one that i actually liked. It was a part of my very first YoungLA drop. A pair of tapered track pants with a really nice dark green color and comfy material that actually fit in a decent way and didn’t hang off my  shrinking waist. BUT the lesson to be learned from this article and honestly most of them is about the level of care I show my clothing. When I got these I was washing my own clothes on a regular basis for the first time. And I didn't know about the washing instructions and didn’t care to do the basics. I was washing these in Hot water along with basically every other piece of clothing interchangeably, and then popping them in a super hot, super small tumble dryer for sometimes hours. The long and short of it is that these things are BUSTED and need to go. I’ve long since changed that mode of clothing maintenance and have seen a lot more success in the longevity of my drip because of it.

4.

No real opportunity to indulge in this properly but if you go to my sneakily linked and underappreciated twitter then you’ll get a taste.

5.

In episode 12 of the netflix baki one villainous character, Dorian, asks another vaguely less villainous character, Retsu what Strength is. Retsu responds that strength is “Enforcing my will on circumstances; getting what I want from any situation” And this is an atypical response from a piece of media, but it is actually very close to what the sociological definition of Power is. Most pieces of media will throw some spiel about overcoming obstacles or not compromising or perseverance. But I honestly agree with the Sociological-Retsu definition. There are many ways to be strong and to enforce your will and get what you want. But at the end of the day Strength must be an actively shown and enacted quality. It cannot simply be passive resistance. That is resilience which is also valuable. But resilience without strength is impotent.

6.

No new gymbros to report, but that’s okay. It’s weird tho, I went for Push day on Christmas in the hopes of finding a totally empty gym that I could just vibe and relax in while going heavy. But there were people there and like 2 or 3 different guys would not stop talking to me. Normally this would be fine but come on! On the one day i wanna just vibe and not interact that’s when they all bug me.

[whogirlypop]

TAMBER HCs chapter 20

20 whole ass chapters and y'all are still reading! That's insane and I thank you for it. This whole thing has gotten me through good times and ones which are not so. But that doesn't matter does it you're here for good old fashioned Tara and Amber mayhem and horniness and that's what you'll get. I'm sure you've read all the previous chapters if you're reading this one but a handy reminder might be of use ei? Even I don't remember what I wrote in chapter 2 so here goes:

Basic info about some special bitches:

Amber goes by she/them (yes, Tara has made the she/them titties joke) and is pan

Tara is a she/her lesbian girly fine with they/them too

Met in school quickly became friends even tho you wouldn't think they would.

After a few years started dating and all that

And now we return to the scheduled Tamber program:

Kinks: Amber

knife kink- cold metal against her body paired with the threat and mask kink combines into one wet night for Amb

impact play- I mean who doesn't like to be roughly loved from time to time, Amb defo does comes from a previous one night stand where a very naughty Enby had some ideas about Amb and her place in all that

blood kink- She's a horror fan ofc she has a blood kink also once again liquids and hot/cold on the body

likes straps, be that receiving or giving- Look she's dated and fucked a lot of people (which in Tar's eyes is perfectly fine thank you mind your own buisness) some of them had dicks some of them used straps on her and she loves that. As for giving, well a weird sense of gender means that she has thought about what it would be like to have a dick and wahey Bottom Tara materializes and they have a chance to try.

Spit- Once again liquids and degradation a good mix if you want Amb to be a bit softer and more submissive.

can't get enough of Tara's cum- It's sweet and it's cum AND Tara gets to be eaten out/ whatever'd what's not to love.

Amber has a choking kink but doesn't act on it often cause Tara has asthma. Developed it with previous sexual encounters I'd like to say a lesbian goth lady or something cause yipee

when Tara is in the ghostface mask, how the turntables as Amber gets choked just how she likes it- half to death (obviously to a reasonable degree but still)

Amber has a piss kink mfsssss cause I said so. Likes the salty taste perhaps idk as for how they developed it ummm idk tbh accidentally peed on herself and liked the sensation? possibly

after a bit of begging Tara agreed cause she couldn't say no to those puppy eyes (even Amber didn't know she could do that)Amber loves Tara pissing all over her and especially in her mouth (cause she just so girly pop like that (don't lie to yourself if Tara Carpenter asked you'd do too))

Kinks: Tara

Tara enjoys being dominated- as she was a virgin before Amb it's new (Wes tried to do stuff before but look, Tara didn't really want to do anything penetrative. At best he got a blowjob but probably not.) AND HELL does she LOVE it I mean being told what to do, the whips and ties also Amb has soooo much fun with straps.

Amber often overstimms/denies orgasms for Tara- Whichever one it is, Tar gets very needy and tired and moany. Likes overstimm more cause she loves cumming for her Amb.

For Amb will try almost anything but has a few hard nonos with womit and that stuff

General slutiness:

Both of them like degradation altho Amb gets to do it more cause Tara is too scared of fucking up to do that.

Amber’s so bottom when Tara’s in a ghostface mask, holding a knife to her throat.

Tara doesn’t like being a top but ‘if it pleases Amber’ (+ she can’t say no to seeing more of Amber so whiny and begging) I mean Amber rocking her shit afterwards always helps tooo

Okay, so the first time they fucked, they fucked on a proper bed unlike later when almost anything would do. Amb wanting to show Tara a good time cause she loved the lil guy fucked her hard and rough, making sure to finger her plenty and eat her out, perhaps even some anal play cause ofc. Which all was great until they were laying exhausted talking and it turned out that Amb had just taken Tara's virginity. She was so apologetic but Tara was like "dude please, that was the best thing ever I wouldn't have had it any other way"

Amber goes fucking feral when she sees Tara naked cause like that bitch is all hers and is so pretty and sweet and...xisjsnsnne

Tara hides her excitement better but in actuality is just as much a horny lil guy for Amber (I mean look at her ofc she is )

Amber has tattoos all over her body which turn Tara the fuck on (especially the one on her stomach and the lil heart on her butt which sje got for Tara)

Amber has naked photos of Tara "for personal use" (she thinks about Tara while fingering herself before bed, when she can't be with Tar)

Amber used to be addicted to porn, but now with Tara she's not anymore cause like why look at other people when ms. Perfect Carpenter is right there

Amber gives THE best aftercare, all the cuddles, kisses and all that

Amber can not keep her hands off of Tara like they're always on her ass or around her waist

Amber likes to tease Tara by doing something bold just randomly, like putting her hand down Tara’s pants when she shouldn’t (In an obscured public place let's say. They don't fuck infront of other people okay? Except perhaps if Ani/Quinn/Mindy/Liv invited them to )

Amber once came so close to Tara’s face for a kiss that her knee landed right between Tara’s thighs and well, the smaller Carpenter almost creamed their pants right then and there. Which didn't go unnoticed and was delt with consequently in a matter of 5 minutes

Amber makes too many jokes about wanting to bang Sam.And like, she is defo hot but in reality her cute fun-sized Carpenter is what she prefers. Less fighting back and less restraint in sexual matters.

Amber just really likes to please women cause she looooveeesss the moans and face it turns them on sm

Before dating her, Tara stumbled on Amb half naked, tits out fucking some of their pretty classmates ( one was being fingered while another ate Amb out). Amber half jokingly made a suggestion for Tara to join (it was a joke for neither of them in the end but they do much group stuff cause Amb is super possessive of Tara), but our favorite little bottom was too awkward and just shook her head. Later on Tara would go on to question her sexuality and have plenty of good nights remembering seeing all those girls naked and imagining herself in that encounter of lust. And that vibrator Amber got her helped out as well on many-a-frustrated occasions. (Yes, Amber got Tara a vibrator cause Tara was too scared cause of still living with Sam, and “we all love our favorite virgin” and because she was “doing Tara a kindness”) Obviously Amb thought that that virgin thing was a joke but as we already know it was noooott so thank you Amber for doing all the work

Amber is pan but if she had to pick, pussy always won. Partly because she preferred the taste, partly because of the fact that men a lot of the time just do the same old boring in and, 30 seconds later, out routine. If she wanted 30 seconds of fun she'd go on tiktok

Tara has, as a matter of fact, been tied up and fucked by Amber to the joy of both of them cause being/seeing Tara so helpless was a turn on for both of them

Tara and Amber both love the idea of Tara all naked and having degrading things written on her body. Just her being a complete mess. Slut and whore and touch me here around her cunt you get the picture hopefully

Amber looovesss seeing submissive Tara and loves questioning her loyalty and making her beg. Feeds into a dommination/humiliation kink for Tara so fantastic both ways

Amb loves seeing Tara's face in pure ecstasy when she's getting fucked and that's why she does everyhing she does

The Group would've soooo teased Amber and Tara for being loud after a party but they themselves were preoccupied with banging the shit out of eachother so they don't care.

I kinda love the idea of Amber being super desperate and horny riding her pillow and then Tara in a ghostface mask sneaking up on her, putting a knife to her throat and giving amber the best orgasm of her life (the feeding into Ambs kinks in this one is insane)

AMB LOVES ANAL the only good thing about dicks is that they can be shoved deep up her ass (we love anal queen Amb) however, they don't last too long and that's why on special occasions they beg Tara to put on a strap and dominate the shit out of that pretty ass.

Amber once walked in on Quinn and Mindy getting it on and was like "damn that's hot, ughhhhh now I'm turned on and Tara's asleep" and just sat down to masturbate while watching Quinn get absolutely railed. (if you've read my stuff Tamber moved in with the polycule and they have a loose privacy system okay? They just horny)

Amber can't go to sleep without first masturbating, well they can but they prefer not to as it's a habit which they developed and it feels wrong to go straight to sleep

Tara and Amber once went off into the forest where amb got high and, with the help of her trusty strap, fucked Tara's lil cunt good

@stab_whore1 obviously Ambs account on twt

Amber obviously, has watched every porn parody/ cosplay vid under the sun of Stab

also Amber boasts a lot about how good she fucked Tara (just not in front of sam for obvious reasons. But Quinn is more than fair game) and Tara is just sittin there all embarrassed and kinda wet and stuff cause obviously she likes the attention.

also Amber looovessss reading fanfics after watching movies and TV shows. Like 5 minutes after it's all Regina George X reader or whatever

also also has a weird relationship with gender. Like she doesn't mind how she is rn but if she got to choose she'd go with like a weird ass tentacle as her genital of choice same with presentation

owns a dildo she bought secretly as well as a few other sex toys cause she used to get soooo lonely before dating Tara, and one can please themselves just as well and now that she is she sometimes gets herself off to the thought of Tara riding it deep and licking off her sweet juices afterwards. Which probably happened didn't it

totally masturbated at the park behind some bushes at midnight, as well as behind woodsboro high

and ate out a girl in the same spot too

(that girl must have felt heaven) but that was later and thankfully just as uneventful

For the love of your body:

Now we come to a part about how they like their own and eachothers bodies

Tara is ofc all tidy about her pubes (a strip if not shaved fully)while Amber just let's it be cause who cares (full on bush cause fuck society)

Amber defo doesn't shave her armpits cause once again and I meaaannn Tara finds all that sexy so

Tara LOOVESSS Amb’s tits cause they're cute and very nice to lay on

Once while Tar was walking behind her and leaned over Amb had an experience as Tara's ass was outlined by her tight Jeans cue *OH MY LAWD* and now Amb is very possesive.

They're both not confident in their bodies Tara more so but she knows her gf likes her body so that's enough for her

Notes:

And so ends the 20th chapter! to 20 more ei? I'll probably do a thing like this with Quinn and then Sam x Kirby but obviously a bit shorter than 2000 words. as always let me know what you thought!! and if you have any ideas!! I loved writing this even if it's a bit more Amber centric than I'd like.(This is very random, but I noticed that I get so much into the headcannon world that I'll be looking at a another fic which is more cannon adjacent and I'm like OHHH RIGHT Amb is a serial Killer, Liv is more mean than cutie patootie and quinn bless her was responsible partly for Ani's death not the loss of her virginity )

@amber-frrman is I just tryna post it on my other blog

[namorslutfanfiction]

Watching madres and literally getting distracted because beto/tenoch looks too fucking good all the time

I knew the music box was creepy.

Honestly could have been a better jump scare.

Ok the mini bags on the trees just reminds me of Blair witch.

Honestly fuck this Anita chick.

The curse shit is honestly more believable when you surround it with superstitious people.

I mean Diana he's right. He literally works in the fields and oversees them. He's not sick because of the pesticides...

I'm such a simp. He's not my man but I'll argue against his wife on his behalf.

OH KAY BUT HIM YELLING IN SPANISH IS UNFORTUNATELY A TURN ON

ALSO BITCH HES BEEN GETTING ON YOUR NO SABO ASS FOR YEAAARRS TO LEARN SPANISH AND YOU ONLY NOW GET A SPANISH DICTIONARY BECAUSE OF SOME CONSPIRACY I WOULD BE BIG MAD TOOO

She right tho about him also technically never learning his grandparents language.

THE FUCKING WHITE SAVIOR LINE YOU KNOW TENOCH FELT THAT LINE PERSONALLY

But also a dick thing to say to your whitexican wife.

His voice is equal parts low and high and idk why it's so hot.

Why is he talking about celery but it's super attractive? I hate celery and yet if he told me to eat it I would.

Awe the little moment about symbolism.

THE WAY HE JUST CAUGHT HER LIKE THAT AND HE CALLED HER BABY

When he looks worried you can tell he's older.

Again with the head kisses and head grabbing

NOW SOMEONE TELLS HIM THE WOMEN GET SICK THERE

Also cowboy hat tenoch is my sexuality

I'm so jealous of how long her hair is tbh

Ok the weird trance was creepy

She right tho that's why the kid was by himself and there wasn't anymore kids.

THE FUCKING EGG RUBBING IS SO MEXICAN.

HERE HE IS AGAIN IN HIS WHITE TANK AND BOXERS. LIKE WHY DO I WANNA GRAB IT SO BADLY.

The way he kisses her belly!!!

His legs are so attractive wtf. So long ugh

OH NOOO THE EGG

The way I would have booked it I'd it showed liked that.

BITCH YOURE CURSED

DIANA WHY WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE

Ok again with the fucking Blair witch bags

Anita you dumb bitch

I'm so confused on who to trust.

Where the hell did BETO COMEFROM

The way he says baby ugh

Possibility of being cursed is going on my reasons not to get pregnant. Unless tenoch asks

This is like some LA Llorona shit.

[lqfiles]

oh em gee 🤭🤭 did you just call me your fav?? got me twirling my hair , giggling and shit

but no hello? you're my fav here and no way in hell am i gonna be disappointed by any of your works ever?? not humanly possible?? because the new fic idea for hyuck also has me very much down bad, you keep making me get excited for all your works.

also also also, yn really did get more than a high five huh, she walked properly by jisung's side without pulling any shit, admirable innit?

pls jisung here is such a closed off cutie, like bro really overthinks every fucking breath he takes, like my man relax, also his theory of his life being a crazy game simulation is so jisung of him, like very much real jisung of him, cause that boy gives me vibes that he might actually believe all of the concept of matrix and shit?!

oh well ig i spoke too much😭 anyways i hope thanksgiving was fun for you! love you sm💗🤭

-slendy anon

(you cant tell but im literally screaming loudly and jumping all around my room) YOURE TOOO NICE HELLO 😭😭 i doubt i'm your fave but its still an honour.. i'm glad you think my work is good ☹️ it motivates me to become better!!! idk if i'll ever post that hyuck fic since i'm too busy these days but we can always PRAY.

AND WELL YES! proud of her to not be her weird self next to him cos she couldv'e been really crazy and asked him why his follower count went up by 10 in the last 6 days but we will make her a bit more normal for now (future activities tho.. again she is crazy like that but we like it!)

i feel like even irl jisung overthinks everything and YES i bet he has once thought that he was in some kind of matrix he is such an oddball i adore it.

i don't celebrate thanksgiving but if you did i hope you enjoyed it mwuah <3

[allystyles1]

i can tie my shoes-Steve Rogers x reader

DRUNK STEVE. YES. gif not mine!

a few curse words are included!! i didn't proof read this because i'm tired, feel free to correct me!

Steve×Reader

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh come on Rogers!" Thor was telling Steve not to drink the thing he brought back from Asgard.

"What? I can't get drunk, remember?" Steve took another sip from the drink.

"Natasha, I suggest you go get Lady y/n, i do not trust his drunk version." Thor said and Natasha nodded before running to get you from the other side of the party.

"Hey, what the hell happened? Why are you panting?"

"Thor.. said.. you should come. Steve drank some of his Asgardian thing and he says it could get him drunk because it's for the god's or something like that. I was running." Natasha held your arm and started to walk with you to the Avengers' table.

"Thor why does this drink feel weird?" you heard Steve shout. (even though Thor was just next to him.)

"I told you not to drink it, now we'll have to deal with a drunk Captain America." Thor sighed and wawed at you and Natasha when he saw you.

"Why did you let him drink it!?" you shouted at Thor, looking at Steve who was drooling on the table with the glass in his hand.

"I tried to convince him not to but he said he couldn't get drunk so-"

"YEAH, HE CAN'T GET DRUNK WITH WHISKEY. HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WITH SOME SORT OF GOD DRINK THOUGH." you shouted again.

"Calm down Lady y/n, he'll be fine. See, now that you're here he should be juuuust fine." Thor smiled and got up from his seat for you to sit but you shaked your head and sat next to Steve on the other side of the table.

"Hey, Steve?"

"The number you have called can not be rea-"

"Steve!"

"Oh hey y/n." he smiled and hugged you-more like threw himself on your body-.

"Do you realise you're Captain America and you're like 200 pounds of pure muscle. You're kind of heavy." you pushed him off your body and he threw his head back on the couch.

"I am Captain America am i not? Wow." He chuckled and you smiled even though he looked horrible.

"Yes now get up Captain, people are waiting for you to save the world and shit."

"Hey! Language Miss y/l/n."

"Oh so i'm Miss y/l/n now? What happened to sweetheart or darling?"

"You said a bad word and that was rude, so i won't call you my sweethart. Where's Buck by the way? I have to tell him something."

"What did you want to tell him?" you wondered what it was and wanted to learn it, you already told each other everything with Steve so it wouldn't be a problem.

"It's a secret so i can't tell you that!" he whisper-shouted and you smiled.

"Wow Stevie, are you also keeping secrets from me?"

"Don't call me that! Also Bucky told me not to tell you."

"Really? Why?"

"Because he said you would be angry if i told you that i told him." Why was it so hard to make him say it even when he was drunk?

"Don't worry i won't, what is it?"

"I told him that you can't tie your shoes." he leaned down and whispered to your ear.

"What? Steve that's a lie! I can tie my shoes!" you cupped his face and made him look at you.

"Of course you can, you're so good at tying shoes!"

"Then why did you tell Bucky i couldn't do it?"

"Did i say that? Oh i'm sorry sweethart, i'll tell him you can." he smiled and kissed the corner of your mouth.

"Okay that's it, get up!" you just wanted to take him to your shared room and put him to sleep, hoping the effect of the drink would go away that way.

"Where are we going?"

"Our room, come on." you held his hand and tried to pull him up on his feet.

"But y/nnnnn, i don't want tooo." he whined like a child.

"Thor? A little help here?" you turned to Thor and raised your eyebrows.

"Of course." he smiled and pulled him up.

"I can help you carry him to your room if you would like."

"Yes, please. Unlike the both of you i'm not only made of muscle." Thor chuckled and helped him carry Steve upstairs. When you saw Bucky on your way, you knew you were screwed.

"Hey Buck!" Steve shouted as soon as he saw him with his half open eyes.

"What the hell happened, i thought he couldn't get drunk?" Bucky asked looking at Steve grinning to him on your shoulder.

"Yeah well thanks to that idiot's Asgardian drinks," you pointed at Thor, "turns out he can."

"I can help if you want?" Bucky suggested.

"Yes y/n pleaseee! Can Buck come with us?" Steve asked looking up at you with a pout.

"I have a feeling it'll only make it worse but come on." you nodded and gave Steve to Bucky as you took a deep breath, free from the weight you had on yourself.

"Buck, you know what? y/n can tie her shoes!"

"Yeah, i figured that out. He texted me that in the middle of the party so i knew something was wrong, i looked for you guys but couldn't found you 'till now." Bucky explained.

"Can we just put him to bed, you guys lock the door from outside just in case, you'll wake us up in the morning." you opened the door and they put Steve on the bed.

"Okay, be careful. I don't know why i'm saying this but just.. be careful." Bucky smiled and you chuckled.

"I will, thanks for the help."

"Good night Lady y/n."

"Thor please stop calling me that." you giggled and Thor smiled.

"Okay."

"Y/NNNN!" Steve shouted again.

"What now baby?"

"Can you cuddle me? I'm lonely." you all laughed at him and the other boys left the room leaving you and Steve alone.

"I am never leaving you out of my sight on a party ever again."

[lemonlurkrr]

@aureateart​ ok. My favourite parts of twilight princess  (and some other random thoughts about TP sprinkled in there) taken from my monster TP word vomit google doc :

Link lmao

Ok but for real, I like this incarnation of Link :)

I love Ordon (it just seems like such a chill and cozy village)

ALSO love how easy it is to interpret Link as being a sort of older brother figure to the Ordon kiddos. It’s just,, super cute? AND GHHH nice nice good thanks nintendo for giving me characters to care about/characters that I can imagine Link caring about

He didn’t sign up for any of this (tbh, none of the Links really signed up for this jshdjsd). But I mean like, dude was just going to take a trip to castle town, drop a gift off for the royal family, and come back. But haHA oopsies he did get to castle town eventually but definitely not the way he expected hsjdhsd

He’s just a little dude?

AND FUCK. HE REALLY HAD NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF ORDON UNTIL ALL OF THAT

everything is new for the player AND Link

Midna

She’s cool :)

she really just

*teleports into your jail cell* hello whore.

I am no master at writing but AYYYY she do got a character arc!!!

She was actually pretty helpful sometimes, I ALWAYS checked in with her before turning to a game guide

Other NPCs

NICE

Love all of the TP character designs (ASHEI’S ARMOUR??? AOWOAOAOOAO)

Saving Zelda and all of Hyrule was important yea but thinking back maybe it was more like, the Ordonians and the kids were what was pushing Link to keep on going

I like the Resistance members :) Very video gamey of them to have one NPC assigned to each dungeon but hey!!! Kinda cool getting to see a little glimpse of each of em

Idk, it’s just fun to imagine Link popping into Telma’s bar after each dungeon and taking a little rest :) (or to celebrate? maybe just chat, idk, give this man some downtime!!)

Honestly it was just kind of nice that Link wasn’t entirely alone. I mean, I know Midna was there the whole time, but I am always for giving Link a big group of friends (see my love for hyrule warriors, age of calamity, and LU LMAO)

Hero’s shade, very very cool, kinda sad he died with regrets but HEY. He got to pass on his knowledge eventually

AND the connection to OoT?? AND assumed to be related by blood too????? GOOD SHIT

Ilia, I REALLY really wanted to like her (er, it’s not like I dislike her, she’s just,,, kinda there for me).

It definitely seems like Nintendo was pushing to make her the romantic interest, but GHHHHH they really threw that out of the window for me by having her lose her memories

I saw a text post a while ago that said it would have been interesting if Ilia was Link’s sister instead and YES!! That would have been cool too :0

Wish we got to know Zelda a little more

I feel like we barely know anything about her

Idk man, like I said earlier, I never really had any sort of drive to save Zelda during my playthroughs

She obviously knows Midna, so maybe if they gave us just a little bit more of that relationship I’d be more interested in her?

TP WORLD BUILDINGGGG

Botw has good world building too, but each race felt kinda,,, isolated? I absolutely love the different architecture and vibe each town has (and all the the weapons too) but ghhh yea everyone felt so separated. As far as I can remember, we don’t see tooo much of the races interacting with each other? Now that I’m typing that out maybe that’s to be expected because of the calamity but KLSJDKJFD ANYWAYS THIS IS ABOUT TP

The world feels nice and alive, love how populated everything is

Castle town I like castle town a lot, it feels dense and busy and I really like how you can’t talk to every NPC you see

Very cool very fun that we got to see the Gorons hanging out in multiple spots

kinda wish we got to see the Zoras a little more (I guess they are a bit limited since they need water but GHHHH the tp zoras are so prebby,,)

BUT HEY, I do remember seeing a zora or two hanging out in the hot springs around death mountain after beating the lakebed temple (I think, might have been a different dungeon) 

but aaaa would have been nice to see them in at least a couple of other places. I think it would have really added to the “congrats Link!! You’re restoring peace to Hyrule” feeling you get from seeing the Gorons hanging out in Kakariko and Castle Town

ORDON

Love how chill it is and how it’s kind of separate from Hyrule proper

They really do seem to be doing their own thing apart from the rest of Hyrule

Just kinda adds onto the “he’s just a regular dude minding his own business” kind of vibes I get from TP Link

Also I like Ordona :)

THE LIGHT SPIRITS,,

Love their design

And love how they’re not exactly like a pure white?

Different spirit representing each aspect of the triforce my beloved

But yes hi I think Ordona is very cool

Who are you, how did you get here, which goddess do you represent? Do you even represent one of the three golden goddesses? Do the Ordonians know about you? Have any of them ever SEEN you??? Do they worship you? Does anybody even know about the existence of the light spirits?? FUCK so many questions but ghhh I like how they broke the status quo a bit by throwing in a fourth spirit :)

I feel like this one is kinda weird but I like that voice sample they used in the light spirit music. It’s spooky and pretty at the same time :)  

cutscenes mmmmm

Ok ok, the spooky lanayru cutscene is very good

BUT THE “Link, Chosen Hero! Lend us the last of your power!” CUTSCENE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOVE IT SO MUCH

IT just

Idk man

It just hit different

I like the music

And seeing the light spirits swimming around in the light juice water whatever it is

Summoning the light arrows?

AND HHHHH “Lend us the last of your power!” THIS IS IT. This is the final battle.

Seeing Zelda bow down, and then Link putting his hand out 👌👌👌

Link: ok bud, let’s do this together :)

Connection to OoT (did I already mention this? Maybe., Whatever)

Very cool nintendo :)

I love seeing connections between all the diff zelda games.

Because like, on one hand, they’re all separate from each other because of yknow, individual hero stuff. BUT ALSO, they’re all connected because of the reincarnation stuff

Grrrr walking through the sacred grove and going “The Hero of Time walked around here a long time ago” FUCK THATS SO COOL

Is the Hero’s Shade watching me? What does he think of me? DIsappointed? Proud? The Hero of Time went through HELL so this timeline didn’t have to deal with any of the shit Ganon was gonna pull with the triforce, better not fuck this UP Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midlink is cute

Kinda hurts that she smashed the mirror but that was probably so Nintendo didn’t have to worry about people going “but what about the twili??????” for any of the other games LMAO

BUT ALSO LIKE SKJDKLJFJ There are some pretty massive plot holes in TP anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever it’s fine we’ll just use this for angst because GOD do y’all like angst

So is Shadlink

Honestly don’t know where this ship came from but it’s cute so whatever

THE MUSIC??

Love Midna’s theme and how they referenced the dark world theme from ALttP (I remember trying to learn the dark world theme on the piano and doing the Leonardo DiCaprio point meme at the little jingle I recognized from Midna’s theme)

Hyrule field theme SLAPS.

Apparently references a couple of the other over-world themes from the previous zelda games (I got this from 8-bit Music theory’s video on the over-world zelda themes, he talks about TP at around 11:40 but def recommend watching the whole video if you’re into music analysis stuff)

So there’s this bit of the Hyrule Field theme, I don’t know the official name for it but I remember seeing somewhere it being called the “at an advantage theme” since yeah, you hear it during the boss music whenever you expose their weak points. FUCKINGGG LOVE THAT. Didn’t notice it during my first playthrough, but hearing it during my second was like a little easter egg for my ears every time :)

Midna’s lament is very pretty (and fun to play on the piano)

COURAGE THEME.

I didn’t care for it too much when I started playing the game but hearing it in ZREO’s arrangement of the Hyrule Field theme literally makes me turn into a puddle of emotions. Also hearing it around and of the Ordon kids (I think it plays after Link saves Colin) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orchestra piece #1 and #2 HOLY SHIT???????????????? 

Literally, the first time I listened to those I just,,,, plugged in my headphones, volume 100, layed on the floor/against my desk and silently vibed. I don’t know what the hell it is, but those two just fit so well with TP?? I still avoid listening to them nowadays cause if I DO I definitely will get overwhelmed with the “god I love this game so FUCKING MUCH” kind of feels.

Wolf link sucks at singing

the first time I heard him howling Zelda’s Lullaby I lost my shit because LKSJLDKSGLKJFSKG god that was.,, Bad. Anyways, hearing him howl some of the songs from OoT was cute :)

TP STAFF ROLL??? 

VERY GOOD. IT’s like 10 minutes long and GOD do I love every single second of it. It doesn’t have the same energy as the skyward sword staff roll or the orchestra pieces but GOD does it hit good??

Nice and calm after that big exciting adventure. Maybe it would have been more fun or emotional to have a higher energy piece but it was really nice getting to sit back and watch the camera fly around Hyrule. Seeing like, the Gorons and the Zoras having a good time, the kids returning to Ordon? GOOD SHIT.

and AAAAA that end, when you hear the main Zelda theme and see Link riding off out of Faron woods on Epona… good shit. It gets you thinking, where the hell is he going? What is he doing? Off ot do more adventuring? Going to help out the resistance or something? Going to help Zelda? Or maybe he’s trying to figure out a way to restore the mirror of twilight? Whoooo knows.

hhHHHHhhh it’s just that final reminder that YES!!! YOU JUST PLAYED A ZELDA GAME. JUST ANOTHER STORY APART OF THE WHOLE EPIC OF THE ZELDA SERIES AS A WHOLE

I also want to acknowledge the instrument/samples they used for all the twili stuff.

They’re all just so unique and contrast SO well with the rest of the TP OST. LIKE FUCK!! Anytime I hear the screech from the Twilit Kargarok? Sends a shiver down my spine. I associate those sounds SO strongly with the twili realm. (Like, the same way you associate the BSHEWW VVWWMMM sounds with light sabers)

I love it so god damn much

literally any time there’s a certain sound or motif associated with something I lose my shit

Sacred grove sacred grove sacred gro-

lovely lovely lovely so much fun playing that on the piano. AND again, I did the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme when I heard the theme from the lost woods come in GHHHHHHHH

shoutout to TP Faron Woods for helping me study and get through all of my schoolwork

BLEGUUHHH can you tell that I really love music?

and also yea I guess TP is kinda cool too :\

IF YOU READ ALL OF THAT THANKS I GUESS

[ezlebe]

Prompt: Greg finds that he has a certain reaction to Tom's weird affectionate dominance plays - treating him like a dog ("stay", "attack dog", "attaboy"), calling him his favourite slave boy... He has a way of talking down to him while also being encouraging, doting, possessive. Greg desperately wants more of this, but is too shy to ask. Cue a blushing, puppyish Greg trying to show Tom he likes it and angle for more without embarrassing himself tooo much. I <3 your Greg-dyes-his-hair ficlet btw!

“And then I just thought it might be simpler to put it on the cloud? And Roy in IT said that my sign-in came with – uh, with OneDrive privileges, and that it was allowed in the policy, as long as we have the like phone code thing, so I just – I stuck it up there and shared it to both of us. And like Frank.”

“Oh, that’ll be useful,” Tom says, followed by a pair of keyboard strokes in the background, then a low grunt at whatever he might be seeing on the screen. “The bastards on fifteen with their sticky fingers in our little virtual filing cabinets are going to hate it.”

“So like…” Greg shrugs, reshouldering his phone and determined to ignore the obvious recognition from a stiff woman in a pantsuit to his left. “I did good?”

“Yeah, Greg,” Tom says, voice pitching up, a short laugh breaking between his words. “It was good. Good boy.”

Greg feels heat flare across his nose. “Thanks.”

“What are you up to now?”

“Uh, getting coffee,” Greg says, looking around the café with a short chew inside his lower lip, feeling like he’s been in line for half an hour. “Trying, I guess. Do you want something, maybe?”

“Oh, may as well,” Tom says, “Are you at the usual place – do they have the lavender short bread?”

“Ye-” Greg breaks off, inhaling sharp and wincing as a kitten heel digs into his foot. He looks down in shock, watching as pantsuit just… takes the spot in front of him without a word. “Fu-Yeah."

“What just happened?” Tom demands, sounding suddenly more present than he has last few minutes.

Greg lowers his voice, thankful for the sudden hiss of the steamer. “A uh, a lady who I think recognizes me from the hearings is, um…” He shrugs, mostly for himself, and drops his mouth closer to the phone. “Cutting? She like totally stepped on my foot?”

“What the hell – you should shove her back, then,” Tom says, voice rising with protest, then dropping to a somewhat more dismissive scoff. “You were barely even there.”

Greg sighs through his nose, looking timidly away from the woman when she shoots a harsh glance across her shoulder. “Wouldn’t have been at all if you hadn’t lied,” he mutters, reaching up to scratch at the bridge of his nose.

“Greg, I’ve gone over this like fifty times,” Tom says, pointblank, clearly far more over the argument and its cause than Greg, who’ll like never be over it. For real. “It is complimentary, more than anything, you think I had enough thought at all outside deny everything at that point to try to fuck you, specifically, over.”

Greg rolls his lips to cover a reluctant laugh, “So I’m sort of… considered on the same level as like a crime to your like Id, or whatever?”

“You know what, Greg? Yes,” Tom says, decisive, “In the back of my head, I know if I pay you too much attention, I might get charged with something.”

“No, like, I don’t think so,” Greg says, heat crawling up his neck to join his still-flushed cheeks.

“Oh, no?” Tom says, voice lifting with a tease on the other end of the line.

“Yeah, just - um, you can,” Greg says, as he scrubs a hand across his cheek, failing utterly to rid himself of the blush. “Whatever.”

“Such clarity in every statement you make; such brevity,” Tom mocks, followed by the teeny creak of his chair in the background. “It’s like being on the phone with Herodotus himself.”

“Or um, Pliny?” Greg suggests, tucking his arm under his elbow.

Tom goes quiet for a telling pair of beats. “Gregory. Have you been reading under my nose?”

“A little,” Greg admits, scratching across his upper lip with his thumb and trying not to smile.

“You’re so determined to hide your brilliance, sometimes,” Tom says, now ostensibly sincere, no trace of his earlier mocking remaining in his voice.

“It’s just like a couple books,” Greg says, covering his uncontrolled grin a little better with his palm when a kid next to the condiment station sends him a cagey look. “Everyone, you know, reads books.”

“Example A, Greg,” Tom says, vaguely sing-song, then just as swiftly dropping to a ear-searingly coarse tone. “But I know your dirty secret, don’t I?”

“Yeah, you kind of – ” Greg looks up and clears his throat, as he briefly peeks over the unfriendly woman’s shoulder to see paragraphs of drinks in the screen. “I’m at the front, almost, you want a latte or just the cookie?”

“Absolutely,” Tom says, then hums, “And put it all on my card – you still have it?”

“It’s in my phone, but yeah,” Greg says, briefly pressing the button the home button twice to confirm; he actually has… two loaded on his phone, neither strictly approved, but Tom has yet to mind it.

“Good,” Tom says, “You use it. Get yourself a treat, too.”

Greg drags his teeth across his lower lip, glancing toward the display. “What would I like even get?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” Tom says, drawing out the thought with a pair of tuts. “Don’t you like their pan au chocolat?”

“Chocolatine?” Greg corrects, idly, then exhales a puff of laughter.

“Do not start again, Greg,” Tom says, followed by a wash of irked static arriving through the receiver. “Get that. But don’t eat it until you come up, you big glut.”

“Okay, sure,” Greg says, shuffling forward, as the other patron finally finishes her order and slides to the side down the bar. He frowns back, this time, when she sends another sharp look over her shoulder, and is placated when she looks forward with a start. “I’ll like be there in a few.”

Tom hums a low farewell. “See you soon. Don’t let any more little people kick you around like a puppy.”

“Uh, I – I’ll try,” Greg says, then drops the phone to his side with an explosive sigh, as the line disconnects.

“Tom?” The barista asks, knowingly, brows wagging as they preemptively start writing Greg’s name in a cup.

“Yeah,” Greg says, looking away slightly while curling a few fingers behind his ear.

*

Tom is scowling hard at something on the computer when Greg passes the translucent wall, but his expression relaxes when he looks up to see Greg opening the door. He stands, but doesn’t approach Greg for the coffee, instead settling at the front of his desk for Greg to bring it to him.

“Did you wait?”

“Yeah,” Greg says, turning the bag to show the tape still untouched on the closure.

“I knew you would listen. Oh, and you wore the new suit,” Tom says, taking the pastry bag with a short jut of his chin and a critical narrowing of one eye, then his evaluating moue melts away into an approving smirk. “Don’t you look sharp. Has anyone flattered you yet this morning?”

Greg shakes his head, as he looks down his front. “No?”

Tom reaches out and tugs gently under the knot of Greg’s tie, distinctly careful not to muss it. “Wrong. I just did.”

Greg huffs his next breath, mouth curving into a small smile while heat burning his ears. “Oh. Uh, thanks.”

[sparklefurever]

My opinion on sparklefurs always been split... On one hand, "It's cringe" 100% isn't valid criticism & they are RLLY pretty & I LOVE da colorz, & a majority of them were made by 5 year olds so I don't see the need to judge. On the other hand tho I can understand dem being hard 2 look at and it being frustrating when ur commissioned 2 draw one and all da crazy patterns & accessories r mandatory... Cuz of dis I'm not sure what I think of em, care 2 influence meh opinion? :3

I think that's a respectable opinion to have. age range may be more like 5 to like 18 for most and there's no reason older people CANT make them. but yeah that's not a bad opinion to have.

I think it's not a crime to personally dislike sparkly characters, as long as you don't harass people or call them cringe,. people can be unreasonable and flay others for simply preferring more natural colored or simple ocs, even though that person never said sparkly art was bad. "omg u personally don't like sparklez so you OBVIOUSLY support cringe culture" is just oversimplified as hell, that would be wrong of someone to say.maybe some people can't look at them because of eyestrain, trauma, or God forbid just have a preference for more muted or simple ocs; it doesn't mean they want to suppress you, so don't suppress them. but on the other hand I also think people are unreasonable and make cringe compilations or discourage peoples artistic drives tooo much, people who consume cringe comp content NEED to realize sparkly random art in itself is harmless and you're right often made by young people. also neurodivergent/ mentally ill people. or just honest to god for fun and comfort!! it's not anything anyone deserves a cringe thread over or to be called all sorts of nasty things.

I think you can also respectfully deny a commission for any non-bigoted reason in the world; complex markings and bright colors have good reasons to be denied, for example skill level of drawing complex things or eyestrain. I'd say consider your opinion on them outside of a commissioners environment? and if you still don't like them? well...see below!

sparkle art often fits the idea to just be unashamedly you as you are. because it's eccentric and weird and made fun of to hell and back yet still sparkles onwards, so it fits the point . however sometimes yourself isn't sparkly and that's just as fine!! there's no harm in that either!

[robinrequiems]

i wonder what a random person stumbling across my page and then seeing a shit ton of random rambles would say. anyway.

cashier damian:

• ok. so this is a world where Damian lives with dick 100%ly of the time because Bruce never came back to life:)

• and also this is a regular universe/no capes

• so they live in bludhaven with alfred

• dick sorta. spoiled damian a bit. by accident. and Damian needed to learn the glory of being a cashier at a shitty grocery store that has flickering lights and smells disgusting.

• so he made damian get a job, Damian needs to relish in the experience of making his own money. it’ll do him good

• he works friday night and on Saturday + Sunday.

• and jon once came in at like.. 11 pm to get food since he and his friends were road tripping around since jon finally got his license.

• and they somehow ended up in bludhaven. oops. which was like.. hours away. they are so dumb.

• but anyways. they are in a shady looking convenient store in one of the most crime ridden areas known to man.. they picked up some chips and sodas and went to the only open lane.

Jon: hi!

Damian: hello.

Jon: beautiful night isn’t it?

Damian: not really, bludhaven is the opposite of beautiful.

Jon: welll im looking at someone beautiful right now.

Damian: you and i have very different definitions of beautiful.

• damian would never count himself beautiful, not with the permanent resting bitch face and tired eyes. he knew he looked like a mess. he had came from school where he already spent all his energy.

• after paying:

Damian: okay. go. I want to lock up and go home.

Jon: you’re going home this late? Isn’t that dangerous?

Damian: Yes. I live life on the edge.

• jon couldn’t understand that, jon barely did anything rebellious or dangerous.. holy shit he’s gonna be in so much trouble. so jon quickly ran out of the store and into his car, basically throwing the bag of snacks at tai ( sorry tai )

• damian just watched as that all happened and casually began closing up the store, wondering who the hell that boy even was.

neighbors:

• when Damian moved to metropolis to study at metropolis u, he did not expect to have a overwhelming roommate who literally took damians boxes for him and took them to his apartment. even though Damian said he didn’t want him to

Jon: oooh, your place is so nice! oh im jon, by the way!

Damian: okay, now get out

• and that was the first time damian shooed the boy out of his apartment

• damian had alfred the cat living with him, and that little bastard ran out his door and into jons apartment. Damian was so close to just letting alfred stay there. He didn’t want to talk to this guy. This guy was weird

• but here he was. knocking on the door.

Jon: heyy neighbor!

Damian: my cat.

Jon: y-huh?

Damian: my cat ran in here when you had your door open.

Jon: oh! Well come in!

• jons place wasn’t messy, besides the amount of soda cans on the table. oh and now jons friends were staring at him. he wanted to commit murder

Jon: everyone! This is my neighbor!…

Damian: Damian.

Jon: Damian! Isn’t he—

Damian: Alfred.

Jon: huh?

Damian: I came here for my cat, idiot.

Jon: ohhh yeah yeah

• what rhe hell was jon on to be this hyper??

• damian spotted the dumbass sweet cat on the counter and went to grab him before trying to leave quickly because he got what he wanted

• but of course. jon tried to stop him

Jon: you aren’t gonna stay??):

Damian: no.

• and failed

• the next time damian saw him was when he was trying to hold boxes and reusable grocery bags

• jon went to help since damian looked like he was going to drop them all

• damian appreciated it

• he did not appreciate the fact jon was just walking around his apartment like he owned the place

Jon: did you paint these?

Damian: yes.

Jon: they’re beautiful

• damian will never admit that he was blushing or felt. happy. he liked compliments okay

• but still. getting jon out of his apartment was hard

Jon: sooo, do you work?

Damian: no, i go to metropolis university.

Jon: no way! Me tooo!

• ugh.

• after getting Jon out the room, he finally had peace

• until the week after where Damian saw jon walking to the university. In the rain. He.. okay. He isn’t a shit human being.

Damian: hey, idiot!

Jon: huuhh? Oh! Hey, neighbor

Damian: get in the car

Jon: wha-???

Damian: im kidnapping you.

• so that’s how Damian ended up riding with Jon on the days they had a class at the same time

• damian doesn’t know how he got into this mess

• and alfred apparently is such a little asshole and keeps running out the door whenever he opens it to leave and tries to get to jon

• ( alfwed the cat is a matchmaker :)) )

• jon and Damian became closer eventually

• spending the night at each other’s.

• cuddling. borderline dating..

• oh. borderline dating. ah shit.

[delfts-purple]

Saints Row Reboot Thoughts

So originally I had a massive ass post of my SR5 wish list sitting in my drafts but since that's now useless, gonna do this. For some context I have been playing since 06, when I was way to young and I fucking hated 4. Now lets go!

My Wants and not wants:

Reboot after SR2 or SRTT. No hate, SRTT was alright but it may be easier and better to reboot from SR2. I seriously do not want you to redo 1 and 2. They are very good games that can stand the test of time and deserve their place. I may be more pissed if you retcon 1 and 2 than I was at 4. Like I guess I could live with a remaster if it was a graphical and control scheme overhaul only. I do hear you young fans, we did have clunky controls back then but they were normal so I don't get put off by it.

It looks to be the case we are going back to the roots and my god are we overdue.

Lets talk clothing. Basically the entire clothing system from SR2, that is what I want pray for. It was peak customization that I have not had another game match.

BIG PHAT GOLD CHAINS PLEZ. I know its probably not fashionable anymore but hot damn it looks so good.

Body slider/Gender slider (idk what to call it) from SR2. Not only is it great for our Trans homies. It was just a great, nah, amazing tool. Really before its time.

Please, make it so I don't have to be a body builder. Like skinny Bosses need more love. My boy Ty was always skinny till 3 and 4 forced him to be bulky. Skinny boys need love tooo!!!!

Honestly like a hybrid of the character builder from 2 and 3 would work. The color, make up and feature diversity of SR3. Paired with the fine tuning of SR2. Its just like chefs kiss.

Custom walking styles, I always loved that my and my friends boss not walk alike.

Two tone hair again maybe? I just think its neat.

Honestly just all the fucking activities from SR2 and SR1. I loved them all, well except Heli assault but people liked that to so let them have it.

Tagging, please, I love tagging.

GOLD/PLATNUIM WEPON UNLOCKS! So gangster like hot damn.

BOOZE AND DRUGS! Like I have had 100s of hours of fun fucking about with that. Like if we had the variety of SR1 in booze and drugs, I would die and got to heaven.

I mean if you can find a way to not make romancing a bastardization I guess you can keep it.

JUST DON'T! Don't bastardize that charaters.

Can we maybe have back some of that grit? Like SR2 was a prefect balance of grit and humour. SRTT felt like I was a toddler been mollycoddled by shallow humour. Not enough grit and felt like it was wrote by a 10th grader tbh.

Make the Boss... them again. Like non of this 'he hu puckish rouge' shit. I don't play a gang game to be a fucking hero. I know, shock, horror. I play it to be a sociopathic bastard. I got 100 fucking games where I am the good guy, sometimes ya boi needs a break. A evil, going to hell for this, I do question my mental status when I laugh at this, break.

Mission and cut scene replay. One of the reason SR1 and 2 save files can rack up into the 1000s of hours for me is this feature. If I want to play one mission, I don't have to replay the whole game. I can give in to whims. I do not have a word for it in English but it is maximum happiness with fun.

More cut scenes. Like there felt like there was less of them in 3 and 4.

Idle animations. My Boss just been like 'yep, Delfts gone, time to go fishing or drinking or smoking' was just great.

Look Gat was never some weird immortal, unbeatable guy until you made him that way in 4 onwards. He was the kinda hot headed, asshole, who got him self into trouble over it, guy who we adored. Bring my boi back.

A photo mode. I mean I got very, very good at cropping screenshots and clipping my camera of walls but, my Boss deserves better! He his my handsome little killer and people need to know that.

MKUltra elevator nightmare shopping/wardrobe/garage screens, you know the ones, fucking scrap them. Go back to how it was in 1 and 2. I do not need to be subjected to CIA brutality while playing SR. I got enough of that thanks.

Keep the phone menu, that shit was tight. Real immersed me and I love seeing the Bosses phone. I mean I have bought and made replicas of them ffs.

Make hazel eyes behave like the did in the remaster. Like damn. Just. I have a whole post on this shit thats how good it was.

I know you guys are good for it but keep them fun af cheats. I spent to long as a massive af beating up super small people as it rained corpses. Oh and the gravity was gone.

Don't have dual wielding as a fucking upgrade. My Boss just dual wields, let him, like you did in 2.

Weapon skins, like in SR4, that was alright. I wouldn't mind that one.

Keep the Bosses back story vague still. I haven't wrote and perfected his back story over the last decade or more so you can piss on it.

Jackets and hoodie, stop the putting my hair in a ponytail. Last time I put on a fucking track jacket I didn't have to tie my hair back, It didn't happen in 2 so why 3 and 4?

Respect and Missions. Can we either have a return to the old style respect system to make people play the side missions or just not make people play them by force. I fucking hate Heli assault and all that flying shit, so been forced to do it made me want rip my hair out. Like if they are there people will play the ones they want, I do not want to be made to do it by the main story. THX

Bring back the day/night cycle. I could play for much longer when it wasn't so monotone. Also it made me think about what I was doing when. Like I wouldn't got to the night club at 10am.

Bring back Nightclubs. Tyde want's to party and so does Delfts.

Stop making the character hollow 2D’s of their former selves.

A varied city, like Stilwater. Seriously, feels like a real city and I have lived or worked in over 6 in my life so I know. Steelport felt like what some Vatnik Babushka (Boomer Grandma) in rural Siberia would describe the city, dull and unrealistic.

Have the gangs act like actual gangs. You know, go around doing crime and harassing NPCs like they did in 1 and 2.

NPCs, make them like you did in SR2. They acted like real people, did the most random and weird shit. Felt real. They also all look different or their was such a wide variety in base models I didn’t notice repetition. SRTT and SRIV they were like 5 NPCs. I had occasions where there was 10 of the same model and I was like, two or three is okay but fucking 10?

Make them drive the way they did in 1 and 2 too. I have drove in a city for a long time and that shit was so real. People are dumb sometimes.

Bring back Freckle Bitches!!!!!!

If I think of anything else I will add it but feel free to add your own and disagree with me. I kinda want to here how all you others be feeling about this. I feel fear and happy. Also can you tell I blasted this out at like 4am.

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[insanityclause]

Sorry but I'm tired of being told we're the problem. Tom didn't want her brought up, and now she's the sole focus of all wider media reporting for his interview. I'm sure he's totally happy about that outcome, exactly what he wanted!! He's overjoyed that his Broadway debut and the hard work of his cast members has been chucked aside to make way for a ton of carbon copy "Taylor Swift Hour" articles!!!

"seriously, the article has so much amazing stuff but it's like your anons zeroed in on TS" Er... No, it's actually the media that did that. Which is why we're talking about it. How can you lecture us for "ignoring" the amazing stuff in the article when every single article about the interview is doing exactly the same? Sorry but I have no problem "projecting" and saying that Tom's probably annoyed by the angle it's being reported on. He did that interview to promote Betrayal, not Taylor Swift.

There are maybe 5? And the DM actually covered most of the NYT article and what he actually said (after the click grabbing headline). 

Is it optimum? Of course not. Could the publicist have worded it better (’no personal questions’ rather than specifically mentioning TS)? Sure. Was it kind of a weird spot for him either way? Absolutely. Is he probably annoyed? Yes. 

Did he say he lets go of the bad energy that comes towards him? Also yes. 

Is it THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN MEDIA RELATIONS™️? Not even remotely close. Will it blow over pretty quickly??? Yes. 

Right now, to me? The biggest problem are people who keep quote tweeting that ENews! headline. I know it feels good to vent about it, it annoys the hell out of me, too. But that’s getting them more attention than not. And that’s on the fans who are doing that. E!’s SM analytics will show that they get a lot of engagement from that... so they’ll keep doing stuff like that. Just as the NYT doesn’t worry tooo much about the source of their clicks, or whether they’re getting traffic from the DM. Either way, they get revenue. 

[andaleduardo]

Loopy Emotions - 2

Eddie is anticipating his wisdom teeth removal surgery. He’s only nervous for one thing, the after effects of the anesthesia. What could go wrong?

Parts : 1 / 2 / 3

The day before the surgery came around and Eddie ended up doing the exact opposite. He didn’t know why, but it felt right at the moment.

“Hey, Ma?”

They were having dinner at the kitchen table. His mother finished her last bite of food and looked at his son.

“What is it, dear?”

“I know I’m supposed to rest a lot tomorrow after the dentist, but is it okay if my friends come see me?” He looked up at her with his best innocent expression.

“I don’t know if that’s a good idea, Eddie…” She hesitated.

“You’re right, Ma, I know, but they just want to check in on me for an hour maybe?”

Sonia looked at him solemnly, considering the situation.

Eddie added “You can totally kick them out if they don’t behave.”

His mother sighed. “Oh, Eddie, but don’t you want your peace and quiet after such a big process? You’ll be so tired and in pain, bleeding… What if they hurt you? They’re so many, dear.”

Eddie did his best to look disappointed and nodded back at his mother, then he lowered his head back to his plate of food and resumed eating, quietly.

“Don’t look so sad, Eddie bear, it breaks me. I’m going to think about it tomorrow, it depends of how you feel afterwards, is that okay?”

Eddie nodded enthusiastically and quickly finished eating. After that he got up from his seat and leaned in to kiss his mother’s cheek, grabbing the empty plates to bring them over to the sink and start cleaning them.

As his mother finished taking every dish to the sink and leave the kitchen, his thoughts lead to his reasons. Reasons why he did what he did.

Even if he would never admit it, deep down Eddie knew that this may be the only way that some things would be said.

But he tried not to think too much about it. If things went wrong, he would blame it on the medicine.

When he finished the dishes a while later, he stopped by the living room entrance.

“Hey, mom?”

She tore her eyes from the television and struggled to find his face in the dark room. “Yes, Eddie?”

“Don’t mention to my friends that I asked for them to come, please?”

She nodded. “Okay, honey, I won’t. Goodnight.”

“Thanks, Ma. Goodnight.”

Eddie was almost sure he was conscious. His senses were working, maybe not at their best, but he could see and hear and smell and taste the blood and soaked cotton inside his mouth. He couldn’t really feel it, however. And he was still trying to figure out if the rest of his body was awake.

The last thing he remembers was an uncomfortable dentist chair and being watched by two green masked man, one of them kept asking him questions like:

“What is your name?”

To which Eddie would answer quickly. “Edward Kaspbrak.” His voice showed naked anxiety and suddenly he wondered if it was possible to have an asthma attack while being operated. How could he forget to ask that to his friends?

“Can you raise your hand for me, Edward?”

Eddie internally cringed at the name but he did as asked and raised his right arm from the plastic covered chair and let if fall back down. He didn’t understand the purpose of it, or why he was asked to do it every 10 seconds.

There was a mask around his mouth and nose and he inhaled whatever was being administrated, his left arm also held a needle.

Minutes passed, he had raised his hand at least 4 times already. His anxiety grew, his eyes darted between the ceiling and he counted the patterns there like his life depended on it.

 ‘Don’t think about it. Just don’t think about it.’

“Raise your hand.” The dentist instructed. Eddie raised it, quickly and easy.

 ‘Who invented patterned ceilings? Why are there so many blotches on it? Is it paint drops?’

“Can you raise your hand again, Eddie?”

Well that name was certainly better, sure thing, doc. But when Eddie tried to raise his arm, it was suddenly heavy. Not just heavy, hundreds and hundreds of pounds heavy.

It was so hard to raise it that it took him full 5 seconds to spread his hand in the air. Then, when he tried to lower it down, it just fell limp with a muffled sound on the cushion underneath his body.

Eddie went unconscious.

He still didn’t know if he was dreaming or awake. He could swear he was seeing his mother’s figure sitting on a chair by his left, and… were those his feet?

Probably, but they didn’t feel attached to his body.

He felt like talking, just saying something, but he was immensely tired. Eddie wanted to sleep. This chair was the most comfortable place he had ever laid down on.

His eyes were lidded and hurting from the bright room, but he fought it back and started looking around. His head crooked sideways to rest at his shoulder. He wanted to move, when was the last time he had moved? He decided to move his legs and bounce them on the chair once. The noise made the woman he thought to be his mom spread up from her seat and get closer to him.

“Hey, baby… How are you feeling?”

Eddie tried to say ‘The best.’ But it came out as a weird muffled sound. He frowned.

Another woman entered the room and started chatting with Sonia about the conditions of the recovery and pain killers. The conversation went unnoticed by Eddie, who just learned that he could lift his hands and move his fingers in front of his face.

‘Look at them moving...’ He thought as he wiggled his fingers again, mesmerized.

Then he brought them closer and closer, and started feeling at his head. There was something wrapped around him, hugging his chin all the way up to the hairline.

“Shtan had these tooo!” He talked more to himself than to anyone in the room. “Nwice…”.

The ride home was hell for Sonia, Eddie was more awake now but he was still leaning all his weight on her and refused to make his feet work properly. There were three attempts of making Eddie sit still on the passenger seat without trying to open the door as soon as she closed it. He settled down but opened the window all the way when his mother started the car.

The weird thing is that Eddie wasn’t really talking much. He just seemed hyperactive and could not stop touching things, the buttons, the mirror above him, Sonia’s shoulder, his clothes. He was clapping his hands lazily and snapping his fingers in a weird rhythm. But that was good enough if it meant he wouldn’t touch his mouth or mess with the bandages.

There was an ice pack laying on his lap that he was suppose to hold against his cheeks. “Eddie, baby, you have to hold the ice on your face, okay?” Eddie looked at her for a good 10 seconds, his eyelids low.

“You canth tell me whadtodo.” Then he leaned his head out of the window and screamed to a group of three boys passing on the street. “Heeeey, hot stuff!”

Suddenly there was a hand grasping on his shirt and pulling him back away from the window. His mother was fuming with embarrassment.

“Lord, help me.” She sighed soundly.

Tag list: @richietoaster @salty-kaspbrak @youtubequeens @reddieseggrolls @addimagination @20gayteeneds

Notes:

Okay so I have been writing the third part and it's probably going to take two days to post because I won't be able to write today and I'm still figuring out the things I'll make Eddie do. I hope I won't disappoint? But yeah, please tell me your opinions, they make my day better :) I'm forever grateful for anyone reading this ! (The last chapter will be bigger)

[oblivioustoast]

i was going back thru my tagsofthewhathaveyou posts and damn if they didn’t still make me laugh so now it’s time fooooorrrrrrr

Tags of the Week or Something Like It -

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#everyone is gay on tumblr

#you know what appeals to me sexually? cake.

#i also took the 'are you a potato?' test and the result was inconclusive.

#abraham lincoln could tell you that story and you would make him apologise for lying to you.

#I NEED MY HEART TO LIVE

#not even that time when i picked up that hitchhiker who turned out to be dead

#It's like Being John Malkovich only SEXY

#this isn't a metaphor for sexuality it's a tag about how i'm really bad at baseball.

#look don't come to me for spiritual advice i think the impending zombie uprising will sort everything out

#this scared the lousy shit out of me

#like when your house gets too dirty so you burn it down