#like that's a YOU problem babe
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love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀
#like that's a YOU problem babe#DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT#and here starts my journey of witnessing xie lian being in DENIAL™ while still simping over how beautiful hua cheng looks#xl : *points at guoshi* it's YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK HERE ON THE LAP OF A HANDSOME AF GHOST KING *proceeds to makeout with said ghost king*#XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#tami rereads tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf novel#hualian#danmei
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"


I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???


And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree#he proposed with a cosplay ring#Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice#'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time#lu#linked universe#linkeduniverse#little did he know legend was the worst of them all#wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either#I do not have several of the games or complete information#if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys#:)
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Message to @alphaltrainreflection
First of all, bitch, where did I ever say anything about "eroticizing inferiority"? Like, be fucking for real. Show me the receipts. Because unless you’re reading between lines that don’t exist, nothing in my post said anything about power dynamics, submission, or “inferiority.” It sounds like you’re projecting some judgmental bullshit that I didn’t even invite into the conversation. So let’s start there—check yourself before you come into my space twisting my words to fit your weird little agenda.
Second of all, and I mean this with every ounce of sincerity, shut the fuck up. Genuinely, if you don’t like what you see, don’t interact. It’s that simple. Not everyone has to match your narrow idea of what shifting is “supposed” to be. Shifting isn’t some gated community where you get to play security guard and decide who’s allowed in. So do us all a favor, take that rigid-ass energy, and keep it to yourself, bitch.
Let’s be real for a second. You said, “sex freaks who insist on eroticizing inferiority are ruining shifting.” Bitch, nobody’s ruining anything—especially not me. All I said was that I want to get fucked. Plain and simple. If my desire to shift for a good time offends you, you’re free to move along. Shifting means different things to different people, and if sex is part of that, it’s totally valid. If I want to shift to a reality for some damn good dick, who the fuck are you to get all sanctimonious about it? Newsflash: your opinion on what’s “appropriate” doesn’t apply here, darling.
And let’s get one thing fucking clear, because clearly, you need this spelled out: even if someone did want to shift to a reality where they take on a more passive, submissive role, what of it? Why the fuck does that bother you so much? Some people spend their whole lives having to be strong, holding shit together, constantly defending themselves, and staying in control just to survive. Maybe, just maybe, they want to create a reality where they can finally let go, surrender, and trust someone who respects them and won’t take advantage of them. Imagine that—feeling safe enough to let down your guard and explore a side of yourself you don’t get to express in this life. For some people, that’s healing. For others, it’s fun. Either way, it’s their choice, not yours. So back the fuck off.
So let’s talk about this “ruining shifting” nonsense you pulled out of nowhere. Bitch, the only thing “ruining” anything is people like you, stomping into conversations uninvited and acting like you’re the gatekeeper of how others should experience their desires. You’re clinging to this imaginary rulebook about what’s “appropriate” for shifting as if that makes you morally superior, but all it does is make you look insecure, judgmental, and way too invested in other people’s business. Spoiler alert: nobody gives a fuck about your approval or needs it to validate their experience.
Here’s the truth, since you seem to need a wake-up call: shifting is deeply personal. It’s about self-determination and freedom, not conforming to some rigid-ass code of conduct set by random bitches on the internet. If someone wants to shift for spiritual growth, self-discovery, sexual exploration, or all of the above, that’s their fucking prerogative. Shaming them because it doesn’t align with your limited, vanilla-ass view of what’s “appropriate” is straight-up pathetic.
And by the way, bitch, sex is a natural, beautiful, and completely valid part of life. If I want to shift for sex, or if someone else wants to shift to feel cherished, adored, or, yes, even submissive, that’s nobody’s fucking business but ours. Maybe instead of trying to drag others down to your level of insecurity, you could take a hard look in the mirror and figure out why other people’s sexual autonomy bothers you so damn much. Because this isn’t about “ruining shifting”; it’s about you being uncomfortable with the idea of someone enjoying themselves in a way that’s different from what you deem acceptable. Maybe some self-reflection would do you some good.
To every other shifter out there who’s ever been made to feel guilty or “lesser” for shifting for your own reasons, listen up: you don’t owe anyone an explanation, and you don’t need anyone’s approval. Your DR, your fucking rules. If shifting for you is about finding love, intimacy, exploration, or yes, even some good dick, that’s your choice. Don’t let some insecure bitch shame you or make you feel like you’re somehow ruining the experience just because it doesn’t fit into their narrow little box. Shifting is about creating the life and reality you want to live—whatever the fuck that looks like for you.
So, here’s a suggestion: take your unsolicited, holier-than-thou attitude and keep it to yourself. If you can’t handle seeing people talk openly about their desires and goals for shifting, then bitch, scroll past and save yourself the outrage. Because at the end of the day, I’m not here to please you, and neither is anyone else. We’re here to live our best lives, however we see fit, and if that’s too much for you, the door’s right over there.
To everyone who’s out here shifting for what they want, keep going. Own your desires, own your reality, and don’t let anyone’s outdated judgment make you feel like you’re doing it wrong. Shifting is your journey, and if that includes exploring intimacy, vulnerability, or sexuality, you’re not alone. You’re valid, and your experience is just as real and important as anyone else’s.
Consider this your reminder that no one’s begging for your approval. I’ll be over here, unbothered, shifting for exactly what I want, and loving every fucking second of it. ✨
#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting#shifting community#desired reality#shifting realities#shifters#reality shifter#reality shift#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting advice#shifter#shift#shifting reality#shifting motivation#fuck this shit#GIRL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SLUTSHAME PEOPLE LIKE THAT ????#THE BLOCKING BUTTON IS RIGHT HERE BABE#IDK WHAT YOU THOUGH BY TYPING THIS SHIT#LIKE DID YOU FOR REAL MEANT IT OR WAS THAT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTHEARTEDLY ?#TONE TAGS ARE HERE FOR REASON#KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE#IF UR NOT HAPPY LEAVE BBYGIRL#Chile anyways so....#Lemme shit for some Good D#and not the vitamin#TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE SHIFTING FOR SEX YOU ARE VALID#GO GET THAT D OR THAT V IDGAF#NOT MY JOURNEY NOT MY PROBLEM
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It really sucks that you can’t point out how racism, homophobia, and misogyny might be influencing someone’s negative perception of a character without racists, homophobes, and misogynists telling you to respect other opinions
#i don’t respect bigots’ opinions sorry not sorry <3#and like obviously you can hate a gay character without being homophobic. but sometimes. sometimes our internal biases cause us to feel tha#way#and it’s always the ppl who don’t realize they’re the problem that get the most offended#like damn if the shoe fits babe#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#hakubo#sousuke mitsuba#nene yashiro#aoi akane#fandom discourse
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petition for people to stop making those "motorsport men i would and wouldn't trust with my drink" videos/posts because every single time, there's someone on the wouldn't slide that makes NO SENSE. like... huh? y'all are just applying a predatory gaze to random ass men who don't deserve it.
#formula 1#f1#like why yall putting liam lando and lance on those lists?#what did they do that made you NOT trust them that fucking badly? have an attitude problem?#well if so babe LOCK ME UP im a predator now ig#(obviously some/most of the would not trusts make sense but the posts always end up tainted bcuz one of those 3^ appear on the list)#like huuuuh?#why r we putting jos verstappen or christian horner in the same league as lando norris lance stroll or liam lawson?#come on yall
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lmao someone called me cringe, and I knew instantly that they were at the impressionable age of 14, where you worry about how other people see you, and think cringe is some kind of end all insult that decimates everyone as much as it decimates you.
I'm ten years too old to be bothered by the word cringe.
you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.
#i am amused tho ill admit#someone sent me their ap english essay about being cringe on main and i was like#yeah im not your english teacher i dont have to read all that#and just hit that block#let me solve your problem for ya babe#you wont cringe at my blog if you dont see my blog
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“gender is a social construct” okay so why are you bullying people using neopronouns 🤨
#‘they just made them up’ babe you’re gonna lose it when I tell you all pronouns are made up#‘when the neopronoun bun/bunself user-‘ god forbid ppl like cutesy pronouns#like ‘pronouns ≠ gender’ until the neopronouns people enter chat then it’s ‘LMAO WHAT GENDER IS MOTH/MOTHSELF’#pronouns are a form of gender EXPRESSION#THEY ARE ALL MADE UP#I used to be the person who said ‘neopronoun users make trans ppl look like a joke’#I don’t believe that anymore#not even a little bit#if gender is a fucking made up social construct let people make shit up#also… great way to basically get new names for yourself#like hell yeah I use any pronouns so make up neopronouns for me#like nicknames#neopronouns go hard I love you guys#neopronouns#trans#lgbtq#ftm#transgender#trans man#transmasc#transgender man#trans pride#donnieisaprettyboy#ftm problems#null/void
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i am not immune to this face
#i'm having an emmrich moment hold on#me: i'm just gonna take a look at this scene again#[several hours later. still thinking about it.] fuck.#every month or so i have a 'should i romance emm' moment and the answer is 'not with this rook. finish the damn game you fool'#and then instead of listening to that advice i stare at screenshots and turn him around in my mind for several hours#THAT FACE!!#kissing his perfect crow's feet. babe.#[see the problem is i VERY much want to do a mw emm romance run but (gestures at how i have not even finished the mercar run)]#listen... no one has ever accused me of being efficient.#dragon age#da4#da4 lb#emmrich#emmrook#scenes from a different timeline#the way he looks at rook is SOOOOO smitten i'm so. oh my god.#my guy is just standing there being humble emmrich have some COUTH [do not ever have couth. i love this.]#sorry for never in my life actually liveblogging in chronological order btw. this is just how i live.#on the main save i'm still somewhere around neve's first personal quest. it's gonna take me like 6 months to finish this game.
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I am unreasonably upset about the fact that I've been forced to accept that Gabriel was a Gerald.
For context, in An Inspector Calls, Gerald Croft is engaged to Sheila Birling when he meets a homeless, struggling Eva Smith in a bar, and essentially in return for a home and money he shows her affection (ahem), then gets rid of her once he no longer has a use for her. Now, obviously this isn't a direct translation, but the essentials are - a Gerald is a character who uses another character, in return for something they need, usually masking the fact that they're using them with affection and love.
And against my will I've had to accept that this is exactly what Gabriel does to Nathalie.
Did I want to think he had potential to be better? Did I think he genuinely cared for Nathalie?? Hell, did I just really really want somebody to care about Nathalie???
Probably all of the above but the point is: he's Gerald. And I cannot - I literally can't unsee it now. Their whole dynamic in S3 is like “oh boohoo I'm sorry I wish you didn't have to use the peacock Miraculous and kill yourself over it but uh I need to use your powers” “yeah no that's fine I'm all good”. Which, given the "Gerald" theorem, I'm assuming leads to the fact that what Nathalie needed, above all, was someone to care about her - and Gabriel came along, as Sheila Birling puts it, "like a fairytale prince", and was so caring and gentle and... Yeah. She fell for him. And. Yeah he genuinely did seem to care like twice. But so did Gerald. Gerald actually admits that he did care for Eva, just not the way that she cared for him, and, uh, not enough to not just dispose of her. So he discards her anyway when she stops being useful.
Leading me neatly to my point.
He starts using the peacock Miraculous the second it's fixed, the slimy bastard, HOWEVER. It runs way deeper than that. Assuming I'm right (which I almost DEFINITELY am), then Gabriel only needed Nathalie while she was useful. She didn't stop being useful in season three - she's still scheming for him, helping him with plan after plan. It's only partway through season 5 that she officially servers ties with him, and starts to actively hinder him.
Nathalie stops being useful when she fails as Safari. And I reckon that's when Gabriel and Tomoe decided she had to go.
(It's painfully, I-was-ugly-crying-over-it obvious in Conformation that Gabriel is fully prepared to let Nathalie die - in the original storyboard, her alliance was encouraging her to sleep, and he's very obviously prepared for this moment - I've made a separate post about it that I'll link if I can find it. However, onto the next bit)
With all of this, there's one thing that sticks out to me - Nathalie didn't see any of it until it was already too late. There could be many reasons for this. But you know who would have seen through it? Whose parents were all loving and perfect until she married the wrong man? Emilie. Emilie, who left behind those videos, which on the surface look innocent, but when you look deeper look like a (love confession???????) AHEM a warning. I reckon Emilie noticed what was going on and realised that Nathalie wouldn't see through Gabriel, so she left those videos addressed to Nathalie (not Gabriel, which surely they should have been - they were about him, after all - unless they were there...) as a warning. I don't think the videos were supposed to be about helping Gabriel, I think Emilie was warning Nathalie to get the fuck out of that house, and to take Adrien with her. Because Emilie knew it'd end like this.
Yes I'm still mad ok give me a break.
#Not a direct translation obviously#(although I hate the fact that my brain has AUTOMATICALLY made the links between the peacock Miraculous and Emilie and... yeah#as in#it fits better than it should as an allegory)#Anyway yeah my mad evening ramblings™#This began as an angry rant and became a theory#But yeah it's so so obvious I've said it before but it's SO glaringly obvious that Nathalie is desperate for any kind of affection#“girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement -” I am also desperate for affection!!!! Shut up I'm talking!!!!!#It's really really obvious like I'd guess#(given that she seems to live with the Agrestes and has a... past certainly)#there's no family in the picture#And yeah so I'm tired now if you have questions ask them I'll elaborate#Just remember that I'm so fucking obsessed with An Inspector Calls that it's genuinely a plot point in one of my books#So the comparison makes sense ok???? Let me go to bed#(read found-family fanfic and cry)#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#nathalie sancoeur#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#adrien agreste#miraculous#an inspector calls#gerald croft#Yes I'm tagging this with AIC and Gerald ok I want a bunch of GCSE students to look up the tag and be confused out of their fucking minds#Voilà i guess#Oh yeah there's problems with this bc Emilie tells Nathalie to stop Gabe#but there's nothing saying she didn't then add “oh and if you can't then get the hell outta there babes”#“with OUR little prince” (????? That line is still so confusing what does it MEAN)#Oh ig I should tag this with eminath bc of the last bit
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i get that 3 body problem is pretty fuckin' bleak (novels and netflix series alike) and there are all these different factions of humanity based on how they want to solve the problem of an alien race travelling 400+ years in space to exterminate us all but. my dude. my pal. my sibling in christ. where. are the monsterfuckers?
#we all know damn well there'd be a lot of humans thirsty for a piece of san-ti/trisolaran ass w/o even knowing what they look like#3 body problem#three body problem#the dark forest#death's end#the remembrance of earth trilogy#cixin liu#gzb#shitpost#or is it?#monsterfuckers unite#when sophon says “you wouldn't like it [the way we look]”#uh you sure about that babe#like where are the people who'd stay up til 2 in the morning writing/reading a 100k enemies to lovers arranged marriage fix it fic???
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One last thought of the morning but it is interesting that on the most basic level, one can say most defenses or criticism of Laudna comes down to intent vs. material effect: is she absolved of her actions because she was manipulated and abused, or is she sympathetic but still a pretty serious liability? And I have actively been trying to step away from assumptions regarding people's religious experiences informing their opinions, but also, the Faith Vs. Works parallels are rather unavoidable here.
#what the influence of Calvinism does to an mf and so forth#literally it's so wild to see people be like UM LAUDNA WAS MANIPULATED yeah that's NOT in dispute babe#the issue is that if someone can be manipulated to attack me in the night this is a problem#did you have problems with the party chaining up Chetney over lycanthropy?#the fact that the harm is involuntary doesn't negate it! sorry you never shed the fundie thinking! the devil made you do it isn't an excuse!#cr spoilers
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if i ever get to a point where i am genuinely mad about the casting of a childrens film not being “historically accurate” i need you to put me out of my misery
#like babe i think you may have bigger problems#than there being one poc in a movie about fucking dragons#it doesn’t need to be historically accurate#it’s a children’s movie#you weirdo lame ass loser ass bitch#get a hobby#touch a blade of grass#go outside maybe#look at a bird or something idk#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#httyd astrid#nico parker
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Look I am the number one martin defender but holy shit do I sometimes see his lines and have to take a moment to scream "what a fucking asshole" into my hands. This is one of the many things I like about him but JESUS CHRIST dude.
#WHAT DO YOU MEAN “YOU DONT WANT TO BLIND YOURSELF. YOU DONT WANT TO DIE.” BITCH?????#like tjat scene is so good and says so much about how martin *views* their relationship#and how martin views jon in general#but also holy shit does it make me want to strangle him#martin babe i love you. but also what is your fucking problem man#tma spoilers
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hate when people add shit to my post and are Blatantly Wrong
#like sorry guys kant deciding to live for himself now is not part of my complaints about the way babe was handled the last few eps!#hes allowed to do that! and it doesn’t mean he suddenly doesn’t give a fuck about babe anymore like why would YOU think that.#nor is kant badly written btw. the complaint about the way he and babe’s relationship has been shown has never made sense to me#oh bison is the one that notice kant was bullied and thats bad?? babe didnt say anything. and kant isnt observant like bison is#can we please put our brain cells together for this one thanks#dont piss me off more like ong#babe HIMSELF is underdeveloped thats the problem#not the way kant’s written or his change in motivation babe’s character is not developed#and that wasn’t even my main issue like again it’s the way his ABSENCE was handled#which honestly could have happened to a super developed character too#but if you wanna complain more and not just be wrong complain about that#liz rambles
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Do you think you’re annoying?
I think today is a beautiful day to pet a cat
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people will be watching/reading a story with a prominent female relationship and then completely ignore that in favor of two guys who barely look at each other and then turn around and wonder why F/F relationships aren't more popular
#maybe the problem lies with you babe#i have observed this with two extremely popular stories so far lol#like it's so obvious#maybe change starts with you babe<3
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