#like. you’ve got to be kidding me

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

I think it’s time for some good old fashioned journaling since I can post again

[anonymousaccountuser]

RIP my dude got his ass burnt for sure

[hamable]

Porter better have nemesis alert on because I’m coming for his ass with so much bureaucratic WRATH and ANGER and RAGEEEE and I will fucking disintegrate him.

OOOOOOOHHHHRHRHRBSBSB I can’t get over it I’ll fucking show him rage let me at him. Let mE AT ‘IM.

[luna-lovegreat]

Bruh

I’m like. So not over this. That’s a freaking sword.

He just cut the bokoblins sword in half with the biggoron’s sword like… wow. That sword is pretty tough.

Kinda like a big goron.

[magical-misfit]

Thinking about that one post that was like “Gerard wants to stay in the castle when war comes because he spent his formative years struggling to stay alive and survive and now he’s expected to do it again”

Like…yes you get it.

Gerard was ten.

And at ten years old he knew death better than others. He watched his first friend get eaten alive as part of the food chain at work, he nearly died at the teeth of a dog because he didn’t understand why it was weird for a talking frog to address a guard like a prince. A ten year old experienced near death for the first time and people still have the audacity to call him a coward.

He stayed in that pond for god knows how long (he states he’s thirty but we don’t know how long he and Elody have been married) and he waited for ages for someone to come find him, anyone really. That heron probably came by every day, same with the hunters and their dogs. How much death and injury did you think Gerard saw over those years in the pond? How much bravery and cleverness do you think he had to muster up in himself so as not to get eaten? No wonder he latched onto Elody and the castle life so quickly.

And when war comes at a time when he’s supposed to be free, a time when the curse has been broken and everything is fine, of course he flees. Of course he claims they can stay in their castle and be okay.

Because Gerard knows death. And he knows that if he leaves the castle again, he’s not sure he’ll make it back this time.

And he’s right. He doesn’t.

(At least that version of him anyway)

[leftyoudreamless]

greta gerwig was absolutely not snubbed for best director. just because it’s the only movie you saw this year does not mean she was snubbed. it got wayyyy more noms than it needed to as a summer blockbuster but whatever. you are crazy.

[sirjacobthomaskiszka]

HELP

[robbinggoodfellows]

OPPENHEIMER 7 BARBIE 0 ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[quietwingsinthesky]

See, the thing about the Amy episode that makes Dean’s actions so reprehensible is not only the part where he doesn’t trust Sam and goes behind his back to kill Amy or even the hypocrisy of Dean ‘you can’t change what you are so you’re going to kill someone eventually’ Winchester sparing the kid right after stabbing his mom, it’s that Amy is very explicitly supposed to be a Sam parallel. There is no other way about it, from the they’re both freaks part of it to Dean dropping the line about ‘the other shoe’ right before he kills her, she is Sam, how Dean reacts to her is supposed to give us insight into how he feels about Sam. And Dean. kills her.

The not very subtle subtext being that Dean is ready to off Sam if he goes too far off the deep end? He’s aggressive and mistrustful of Sam at every turn in the episode, lays the feet of it all at Sam’s hallucinations maybe leading him astray, but end of the day, Sam’s crimes here are A) was tortured in Hell and B) is traumatized by that in a way that makes Dean’s life more difficult.

And it is hard to watch. To spend this whole episode with Sam being completely functional on his own, making a rational decision based on past experience and on all the information about Amy he has available, and for the episode to end with, ‘but yeah, if dean thinks sam goes too far, he’s probably gonna kill him. because sam can’t change or be fixed, so it’s for the good of everyone that he be put down.’

[noonaracha]

You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title, who/what is it?

Tagged by @changbeens thank you bee

Like what is this lmaooooo

Here is the song if you want to listen

Tagging @nostalgiasoup, @hongjoongpresent, @hongamon, @skz-maybe-incorrects, @fauna-and-floraa, @chanrizard + anyone else who wants to do it say you came from me >:)

[killaura]

having a whole religious experience to live at vintage vinyl 2004

[pinksuperkliq]

girlfriend posting <3

[oh-surprise-its-me]

I wanna know about Jake’s gay awakening 😂 like did he have a crush on Ice or something? How did Ice find out? Did Ron tell him in an attempt to make light of the situation lol

Okay so full disclosure here. I write things in my notes when I’m drunk sometimes, I found this idea in there. I basically decided wft yeah sure I’ll add that. But here’s a bit more soberly thought out version-

Jake grows up knowing he can love whoever he want to, when he’s 13 he kisses a girl. Doesn’t do much for him. He figures he’s bisexual, Ron’s bi he’s talked to Jake about the one ex girlfriend he had in the very beginning of collage.

Chris? Gay. So very gay.

He looks around at Texas and knows it might be a bit harder for him to kiss a guy.

He grew up hearing stories, and seeing the videos and pictures of Ron and Tom. Doesn’t really remember Tom, knows he was around a lot when he was young but other then the light smell of a cigar and knowing how easy he was able to pick Jake up there’s not much. Knows Ron misses him like a limb.

He’s just turned 17 and finds the picture of Ice and Mav on the ship again. Suddenly it clicks.

Shit. He likes men.

Only men.

He looks at Ice for a second, damn. He’s pretty, the smile is a killer. Glances over at Mav, pretty hair.

Jake drops the photos. He knows one other gay single kid in school for sure. Time to go find Liam.

He figures some stuff out.

He comes home after hockey and sits with his dads. He comes out, they of course tell him they don’t care. They love him. Ron asks if there’s anyone, Jake doesn’t know if he can’t get any redder. Chris asks how he figured it out. Jake buries his face into his hands, “the picture. And no not really just made out with Liam.”

“Wait the picture? Chickie as in the picture of Tom and Mav??” Jake let’s out a whine. “Yes.” Chris laughs, “oh my god which one of them.”

Jake smacks his head on his hands. “Both but mostly Ice. Please god forget everything I said now.”

“Baby I’m going to bring this up forever.”

————

“Tommy! Congratulations my kid figured out he was fully gay because of you and that stupid eye fucking photo.”

“Goddamn it Ron one time I’d like to pick up this phone and not get more gray in my hair.”

“I’m flying out next weekend I’ll see you then.”

“I’m not letting you in the house.”

[jensonsbuttons]

it’s the placing of the other one’s name in the way he cropped it for his story that gets me

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

pls i agree with the previous anon. like i need to see how your mind works. LIKE THE AMOUNT OF LORE YOU PUT INTO THIS STORY? no wonder you was struggling to write this chapter. no wonder you had to split it. YOURE PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO IT. i adore you.

i just love how you do megumi justice. like from what we hear from others (oh my god he was such a menace. jumping out of vehicles? biting people? willing to summon his ace just to spite everyone? trying to electrocute his uncle?) he has so much fire in him. he’s such a little shit. i love him. i’m so tired of everyone portraying him as some emotionless bland character. the dudebros don’t know him the way i do 🙁.

i’m honestly just itching to see yuuta spill the beans on his attachment to megumi like…would gojo actually be willing to kick that kid ass. IF ANYTHING gojo should consider this a win. the son he birthed from his gojoussy (i was there. i was the one cutting the cord ofc shh) has a loyal protector.

but in all honesty i have so many theories. like about mai, she might pop out to get the books & shit for her nephew? who knowsss.

the answer to how my mind works is “not well.” imagine a waiting room where the staff are only in attendance for 30 minutes per day (it’s never the same 30 minutes) and there is a hamster inexplicably lose. there are fish tanks but they are empty ones. you do not know what the business is or why you are waiting. dont stop me now by queen is playing on endless loop

[ohlovxr]

Okay! So this one is just kind of a random fantasy I thought I would share with you. It’s been my “trying to drift off to sleep so I’m going to write an imaginary scenario in my mind” type thing. Anyway! So reader is chosen by some sort of mystical birthright to be an avatar for a god or goddess(I’ve been imagining it as Ammit because they may or may not also be a sort of tugawar bit between Harrow and the Moonboys). Anyway, Khonshu doesn’t want this goddess or god to come to power, so Khonshu basically orders the Moonboys(player’s choice) to kidnap her to keep her out of other people’s(or Harrow’s) hands and to perform a ritual where whichever Moonboy has to take the readers virginity in order to bind her power to Khonshu instead of whichever entity she was supposed to serve. Thus binding the Moonboys and reader for life, pretty much. They refuse at first and then meet her and instantly develop an obsession. I’ve been picturing it more CNC or heavy dubcon(oops, my bad).

And for extra spice, sometimes Layla shows up for the party. Either just the help the Moonboys or as an avatar herself.

I’m a simple girl who loves her fantasy world. Okay, I’ll see my self out now.

🌹<—- that’s for you for putting up with this nonsense.

stop because this is giving massive jake vibes… as far as we know right now (bc i’m not a comic reader no one bash me pls), jake serves khonshu faithfully. whether he believes in his ideology or just does it to protect steven and marc, he goes along with whatever he’s tasked to do. this, to me, is giving huge heavy dubcon because like… jake does the kidnapping to at the very least stop harrow from completing the ritual… he stalls the next part for a bit

my brain just thinks of him becoming more and more obsessed with you as time flies and mostly because, as weird as it sounds, you continue to fight him and be difficult and filled with sass even when he’s offering you his version of kindness - although very stoic and cold, he’s not a monster and just keeping you chained up to a wall wherever he’s got you holed up. he lets you roam free in the secured place and gives you everything you need

he becomes obsessed with all that fight in you - the lust for you starts to grow on steven and marc despite their best efforts as byproduct of jake’s feelings - and finally gives into khonshu’s plan

just think… he literally doesn’t need to tie you down or anything for it. it’s a whole fight, filled with mean words and tears on your part, but given his strength and training, it’s still far too easy for him to strip you down, pin you to the bed with one large hand holding your wrists tight above you head, and slot himself between your thighs

in spite of how much you fight him though, he’s met with your wet pussy when he presses his cock against you. he slides through your folds n let’s his cock gets coated in your slick n his tip keep bumping into your little clit just so he can watch you bite your lip to fight off whimpers and moans

ugh and when your cute hole just opens right up for him when he starts pushing into you and you’re still managing to stutter ruthless insults his way, he teases you, “does this turn you on, mi amor? fighting me like this? because i promise, what you’re feeling right now is going to feel ten times better if you decide to be a good girl and bend over for me the next time.”

… despite the fact that it has you clenching around his cock and gushing slick onto his balls, that makes you spit in his face because as if you’d submit to him, but that just has him grabbing your jaw n forcefully opening your mouth to spit into it just to prove a point