#listen I just needed to make a vine/tiktok compilation

[strawmaguchi]

So basically this is what happened in the first 4 PJO episodes right?

[natcat5]

why the untamed has made me lose my mind, in point form

hmmm, trying to put into words why the untamed makes me so crazy. really trying to understand why I’ve gone so nuts over it. literally i haven’t been this obsessed about something in years. im losing my mind. why is this happening.

Probably it’s, 

reframing of devotion story. 

listen...this dynamic isn’t new. there’s tons of stories of two people, one on a crooked path, or on a path leading to their destruction, and the person they leave behind, who is constantly chasing after them. i mean....yes naruto and sasuke, but also most romantic dramas. 

but the protagonist is always the person doing the chasing. the story is always on the person who’s following, the person who’s devoted, the person who never stops believing in the one they’re chasing after. we’re used to sympathizing with them, and their struggle, and also being like ‘man naruto, you can do better than sasuke, why do you have to keep chasing him?’ or ‘man, she needs to stop chasing after that werewolf/half-angel/brooding male hero of choice, it’s not her responsibility to save him’. 

but in the untamed we’re in the shoes of the one being chased after! the one who’s receiving that unrelenting devotion! and i dont know! it hits different! no longer are we sighing wistfully at our protagonist’s relentless quest to save their loved one, and maybe thinking they should give up on them, or they could do better. in the untamed it’s like, god, you want to take wei wuxian by the face and be like ‘stop running, you deserve to be loved, stop running, you’re not as bad as everyone says, stop running, let him catch you, you deserve his devotion, you deserve to be loved’

shit hits different!! when the protagonist is the one being chased!!! i don’t know!!! it drives me insane i can’t stop thinking about Them!!

also it’s

grumpy/sunshine, but slightly to the left

self-explanatory. usually grumpy is the one on the path to hell and sunshine is steadfastly trying to pull them back. but in the untamed sunshine is a necromancer using armies of undead, and grumpy is lawful good trying to save them. i just think that’s neat

did i mention the grumpy/sunshine dynamic?

but it’s like!! listen, lawful good paladin, who, in a certain light, is actually chaotic neutral, because as it turns out, love trumps law, or maybe, love is its own law? and god, isn’t that always the best. when a person from a rule-ordered society meets a chaotic ray of sunshine who tells them to break the rules, follow their heart, and then they huff and say ‘no way!’ until sunshine is in danger and then lawful grumpy breaks every rule over and over to keep them safe???

this shit drives me nuts. im telling you. 

and we also have a bard who is chaotic good, maybe, but also perhaps, lawful evil? and how can we frame that anyway, in a society where the winners rewrite history, and kill whoever they have to in order to make sure they stay on top?? sunshine bard who’s chaotic good because justice must always be upheld even if justice means raising the dead and killing the unjust with them...but who gives you the right to be jury judge and executioner?

(as an aside, im pretty sure that untamed wei wuxian is chaotic good, but absolutely novel wei wuxian might be lawful evil. i love it.) 

hrngrhgrhf  found family

you know what really made me lose my mind about this? watching vine and tiktok compilations for mdzs and the untamed. it really highlights 

Nie HS, Jiang Cheng, and wwx being dumbass frat idiots before shit hits the fan

the juniors meeting each other like, twice, and then being ride or die with both each other and wei wuxian

wen qing and wen ning and wei wuxian and all adopting each other

asdgjh lxc thought he was doing a found family thing with Nie MJ and Meng Yao but actually NMJ and Meng Yao were doing a hannibal thing, maybe a killing eve thing, possibly just a regular murder thing, 

who lives who dies who tells your story as political commentary

this shit hurted but like, it’s really all in on ‘the winners write the history books’, from the treatment of the wen remnants, to the actions of the Jin sect, to everything that happens to WWX after his death. like, romance aside, that is a good narrative to watch. a painful one, but the show is pretty firm in that the difference between an atrocity and an act of heroism depends who wins and writes the stories at the end of the day. 

hrgdfgdn let’s talk about wwx leaving at the end of the show and NHS refusing to take responsibility...removing themselves from the hero narrative? knowing how easy it is for the story to go the other way? maybe, who knows

endless possibility for time travel fix its

there were so many different points in this story where shit hit the fan it’s made AO3 an absolute paradise of time travel fix its. I love it. no that’s the whole point, I dont have anything else to add that’s it

can i talk about the devotion narrative again?

y’all....I can’t get over it...wei wuxian was a ball of sunshine who also set himself on fire to keep everyone else warm and then died terribly and lwj never ever gave up on him! oh my god, the way the story flips. wwx happy and full of justice always chasing after lwj trying to catch his eye, trying to help him, and then when everything shits the fan and wwx starts going down a dark path and lwj is like. he turns around and wwx is no longer following after him happily. and so lwj has to chase after him, for like the next twenty years. god.

hrghgng he did his pining! sixteen years of it! I weep, honestly

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

Gen Z Humor | Lucifer + Mammon + Satan

Request: Hey! Heard you started writing Obey Me requests. If you wouldn’t mind I’d like to ask for something. Could I get head-cannons of Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan reacting to an MC who like... I’m trying to find the best way to say this... Has complete Gen Z humor. Like they’d see a snail falling off the leaf and they’d be like “god i wish that were me.” or they just regularly quote vines and tiktok sounds or dances. If not that’s okay ❤️ Thanks for reading.

Word Count: 744 words

Page Count: 2.1 pages

A.N. Hope you enjoy this!

Lucifer

- Fucking B O O M E R.

- He really is lost sometimes, he's so used to speaking so formally and having to "reminisce" about the old days (from when he was getting used to being a demon and such), even if he'd rather not talk about this is the nobles and such.

- So walking down the street with him on the way to the palace, and seeing someone walk into the glass door, had him chuckle before hearing your small comment.

- "Oh, mood tho."

- WHAT.

- I feel like the more you hang out with him, and the more he hears these things, he'll start to understand them.

- In about a week or two he picks up on things like, "mood", "head empty" and shit like that.

- I can see him downloading some human apps, on the phone from the he uses when in the human realm, and sitting in bed for HOURS watching tik toks and youtube video compilations.

- He is a man on a mission.

- To not be a fucking boomer.

- But, now that he understands a bit more, you make his demons heart drop.

- Why is watching someone fall off the RAD roof a mood???

- These are demons, they'll be fine, you're human! You'll die.

- I can see him having a serious conversation with you in his office where you need to explain these are jokes, and that you don't want to die, despite everything.

- He now, every time he sits down, lets out a small 'oof'

- He realizes this with a look of horror when Diavolo just gives him a l o o k.

- Sky Daddy help him.

Mammon

- Also uses this humor at times.

- Wasn't too into human social media before you came, he only interacted with humans when witches came for his fine ass, and it happens plenty.

- But when you came and you two became close, you pull out your old phone and show him some videos, vines, tik toks.

- WHAT DID YOU CREATE.

- Saves so he can buy a human phone and download EVERYTHING YOU HAD.

- Was smart enough to give himself a 'human' name.

- MarkusMoney.mamm has now followed you on EVERYTHING.

- He wants to have this be a thing between you two, so he makes sure he's always up to date with us zoomers.

- "Mammon, honey, you're a fucking boomer times a thousand."

- "Shut up, zoomer, what are you gonna do? Give me your student loans?"

- You both leave all the brothers confused.

- Save for Levi and Belphie, who can kinda keep up, or just laugh along.

- Mammon: "[ Y/n ], did you know birthdays are fatal in large doses?"

- [ Y/n ]:  "Oh bitch, I want some more then."

- Lucifer: "For the love of father, please, just shut the fuck up."

- Mammon and [ Y/n ]: Y E E T

- Lucifer: That doesn't even make sense!

- Levi: It doesn't need to. That's the beauty of it.

- Lucifer: Oh, smite me.

- All Three: Mood.

Satan

- He's the embodiment of the question, "What is the root of boomer?"

- It's him.

- He's the root.

- He's definitely the least confused, and understands it from up listening to the context of the situation.

- You always manage to get a good chuckle out of him.

- He lives for the morbid humor.

- You guys watch the video of kermit jumping off the roof, and hearing your "I wish that was me."

- You thought you straight iced the mf for a second.

- He just hunched over for a while before you looked and saw him laughing so hard he wasn't making any sounds.

- Wouldn't use your zoomer slang unless its something small.

- "Mood" is his favorite.

- He'll watch Beel drop his food because he was rushing around too quickly, see his dejected face, and just in the most dead and seasoned voice.

- Satan: Fucking mood.

- [ Y/n ]: Satan, no.

- Beel: Satan, why?

- One thing he hates tho.

- Why all his little dark heart.

- "NOT TODAY, SATAN."

[tsuzuruchipalace]

the other day i came up with, what i think is, a funny and great idea for an a3! american community college au fic, but i don’t think i have the mental strength to see it through. the last long fic i cared about was started in 2015 and i haven’t touched it since january 2018.

idk i may just write little ideas and scenes and keep them in a compilation, but i’d really like to flesh out the au more. but honestly, this is basically me vicariously living the toxic lifestyle i’ll never have through this au.

The working title is “vlog2/26” and I plan to make it a tsuzuru-centric tsuzuita fic

for reference, this story takes place during the school year of 2018-2019 in a fake little town I called Byles Ridge, Pennsylvania. I based it heavily off the city I live in. It’s a shitty northeastern suburb near Philly with a community college five minutes away from my house. In this au, most of Mankai  are Asian-Americans attending or working at Byles Ridge Community College. In my characterization, they all act like typical American gen z kids or millennials, if not slightly exaggerated. My main inspiration was the fic, now book, 006. I also drew inspiration from Community and my real life

here are some of my favorite lines from my outlining:

(fair warning: there is definitely not pg humor in this. if this is going on ao3, it’ll most likely be rated m)

Excerpt from the synopsis: Tsuzuru is like any other emotionally repressed American teenage boy in the 21st century; his hobbies include being single, jerking off, and pretending not to cry when he watches Toy Story 3.

Tsuzuru: “God is Dorothy from Finding Nemo and I’m that little goldfish she shook to death.”

Tsuzuru: “I’m atheist, but everyday I thank god that I wasn’t born British, ‘cause I don’t know how I would’ve handled having to pretend that Mr. Brightside is a good song.”

Tsuzuru: Being friends with Masumi sucks because it means that he’ll refuse to give anyone the aux. I’ll admit, Masumi can have good music taste. He introduced me to a lot of new artists on his “going to Taco Bell” playlist, but when he’s in a pissy mood, he’ll exclusively play XXXTentacion and now I know all the lyrics to Sad! and that’s not the person I want to be.

Masumi: “Sakuya, what the fuck is The Prince of Denmark. I talked up Miss Tachibana about Romeo and Juliet and said I was a big Shakespeare fan, then she started reciting old English.”

Sakuya: “Tsuzuru, are you okay? You look like you’re having another Michael in the Bathroom moment.”

Excerpt from Chikage’s profile: Does Zumba and weed on the weekends.

the entirety of tenma’s profile i’m so proud of this one

Tenma: is a popular football player who is still living off the high of being the Gerber Baby of Lucky Charms in 2003. He’s a first-year theatre major like Sakuya. Thinks he’s Troy from High School Musical. He uses Axe body spray and TikTok thirst traps to hide his increasingly apparent homosexuality and his middle school obsession with One Direction... There are two wolves inside you. One wolf is homophobic. One wolf finds Zayn Malik hot. You are Tenma Sumeragi.

Tenma: “It’s not gay to watch High School Musical bro. HSM is a cultural phenomenon and belongs in the Library of Congress. If you don’t like it, you’re a traitor to America.”

Yuki: “I have more balls than either of you and I’m wearing a Hello Kitty bath towel right now.”

Misumi: “Of course I do weed. I’m autistic, not a loser.”

Excerpt from Kazu’s profile: Has 100k followers on Tiktok for shaking his ass and being a local nuisance. Cried when Vine shut down.

Kazu: “How many times do I need to dance to Doja Cat before I get my clout?”

Excerpt from Taichi’s profile: Considered opening a cat femboy OnlyFans back when he didn’t have enough money to pay for his growing Bakugan collection. Kissed a boy once for a dare and didn’t like it, but still vibes to Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl cuz that shit slaps.

Banri: *after listening to Troye Sivan for the first time* “I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.”

Taichi: “Everyone rise for the national anthem: Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne.”

Azami: “I’m gonna go listen to Pierce the Veil and cry until Gerard Way comes back.”

Tsumugi: “At this rate, I’m going to have to find a man on Christian Mingle.”

Excerpt from Tasuku’s profile: Has repressed the idea that he’s in love with Tsumugi ever since they kissed in Christian summer camp when they were 12. Doesn’t remember that, due to the repression. But Tsumugi does.

Excerpt from Homare’s profile: He either dresses like it’s 1940 or like he’s the hero from the children’s show Lazytown. Will start crying if someone brings up the Library of Alexandria

Azuma: “Do I sleep with strangers? Yes. Do I take money from strangers? Yes. Am I a prostitute? No, because those are two separate occasions.”

Guy: “Can you inform me what a Juul is?”

“That’s a fucking Baja Blast in his hand.” “What the shit.” “Itaru Chigasaki orders fucking Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Unbelievable.” “Who doesn’t. Baja Blast fucks.” “I’m snapping this.” “You’ll put that camera down right now before I snap your neck.” “The public deserves to know.” “A man has a right to privacy, especially when it comes to his eating habits.”

And if you’re interested in this au, here’s my playlist for it, subject to change (feel free to suggest songs). Some songs are what I imagine the main characters would listen to and some just fit the vibe of the au:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIjsgyx8Ea22wwH4eO-QlywAiIVWZNcCx

[bokutoisbestowl]

Serendipitous!Y/n and Bokuto

Okay okay okay, so when baby Y/n was born Bokuto was starstruck

this thing was his sister

and it was so

s m a l l

how was that even pOSSIBLE!??

Super protective brother (did that even need to be said?)

is also super clingy, kinda like how is with Akaashi but slightly worse?? 

When they were kids, momma Bokuto couldn’t put baby Y/n down for a nap without Kou joining her and when Kou stopped taking his naps boi cried because one: why in the fuck does Y/n still get naps and I don’t that's RUDE and two SHE’S ALONE and PRECIOUS and needs PROTECTING

honestly their mom deserves a break holy shit (you just know she had that one glass of wine a day to help destress

Whenever bby girl got a new toy, Bokuto is there interrogating it like

“Okay Mr Owl. If that is your rEAL nAME!”

has all her teddy’s standing in a kline whilst he marches up and down

“Now you listen here! you gotta protect my little sister!!”

honestly he is the cutest little shit

 when they grew up he was really hesitant to let her play volleyball with him on account of his strong arm and this only got worse when she joined Fukurodani

Her and Akaashi were instant friends, they had to be since wherever Bokuto goes, Y/n followed.

with his help, y/n managed to convince Bokuto to let Y/n join the team as a manager

Unlike Doodles!Kuroo!Y/n, Serendipitous!Bokuto!Y/n didn’t have any first year friends or really hang out with anyone outside of the team.

Even then she was only really acquaintances and this was simply because she is a bokuto and therefore clingy af

she’s chill with it tho she knows people in her class and hangs out with Akaashi and her brother during breaks and after school

she’s kinda intelligent but can struggle with things

slightly more competent that her brother hence why she becomes his PA.

y/n is tasked with looking after Bokuto at the training camps, she was there when Bokuto and Kuroo blasted Tsukishima and trained him

(she apologised to Daichi with Kuroo and suddenly the Karasuno third years had a third fav girl)

so when shes not helping her brother with volleyball, bby is rescuing birds

has fostered around 10 baby owlets that were born in a tree in a nearby park which kept getting the attention of cats (homegirl really felt some type of way towards nekoma after this)

has several veterinary books in her room (specifically about birds and birds of prey)

her and bokuto are said to be similar to owls (she got them golden eyes) and lowkey took after her brother when it comes to behaviourisms

she legit photoshopped his face onto an owl and has it as her phone background

her hobby is lowkey dangerous and she comes home with scratches all the time

“ion know why you do this y/n. you gunna get tetris or smth”

“Kou, they are my Children- wait did you say tetris?”

“you know that dirty one”

“the dirty one”

“yeah yeah the dirty one!!”

“bro tetris is a game. you mean Tetanus.”

“Pft yeah right, you just wanted an excuse to say anus”

“... what?”

this is another reason why Bo is knowledgeable about first aid (he’s sporty he knows some basics about first aid)

he took a genuine course on that shit 

they study in each others rooms when it comes to home work

if any of the team came round then they’d find bo at his desk and Y/n led on either the bed or the floor, kicking her feet in the air and trying to solve a problem

they have also found them both with headbands, face masks, dressing gowns and trashy magazines

legit spa days (akaashi gets dragged to them)

they do have their moments

they have been doing dares since they were 10, playing games such as odds on and just plain old dares

so bokuto once did “odds on you acting like a cat for the day?” when he was bored

y/n weighed her options and stated out of 5

oh baby, oh sweetie, oh hunny

no

she lost and Bo was feeling evil that day

had a laser pointed it and pointed it to the wall, making her having to chase it

he pointed it to the other side of the wall and baby FLUNG herself

she hit that wall with a SmAcC

Bokuto pissed himself laughing and was so glad he caught it

y/n dared him to google “a will to live” and the shopping tag showed up

“OM GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING”

Bokuto is legit running to his car

speaking off

they sneak out the house for sibling trips to mcdonalds

“ay.... ay y/n”

“kou… it’s 3 AM why are you in my room?”

“..... you want a 20 piece?”

“....”

“....”

“.... I want that sweet and sour too”

“okay boo boo you do you”

they will rein act tiktoks and vines

“THIS BITCH EMPTY. YEET”

Proceeds to yeet it at poor Bokuto’s head

“GODDAMIT Y/N”

poor babies hit their heads on EVERYTHING

they loose braincells each time

the team have a compilations and have edited it to the sound of the Nintendo wii music

it was sent to the black jackels and it’s TsumTsums ringtone for Y/n

he laughs everytime

y/n followed Kou when he went to the black jackels, and a few weeks later - realising his sister couldn’t really look after herself properly and was struggling to find a job, made her his personal assistant

that way they spend time together AND she gets paid

Kou wants nothing more than for y/n to go to a veterinary school and become a vet/bird rescuer like she’s always wanted but is happy to know that she’s somewhat satisfied with her life right now

y/n wants nothing more than to support her brother - her rescuing days aren’t over, she just doesn’t know the right spots to be looking for lost/injured birdies

she plans to renovate the spare room in her apartment into some sort of office space

for now the siblings are happy as they are and sibling spa night is a weekly occurrence

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Feedback is ALWAYS welcome! I hope you guys enjoy these hcs, Bokuto is truly the best brother - just wanting the best for his baby sister. 

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[enchantedamusedslightlyconfused]

73 questions.

I was tagged by @wescoasts @machine-gun-casie (BABES)

Almost all my friends have been tagged and I don't wanna be that asshole so ill try not to be. I tag @awkwardrocker @backoftheroomandnotbelonging @trixiehoe @she-who-is-timey-wimey

On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now?

Well it’s finals week so about -864. After that I have two weeks of legitimate nothing where I will bake my heart out so we’ll see

Describe yourself in a hashtag?

#yikes #ughshesinherfeelsagain 

If you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be?

Milo Ventimiglia, Kells, Rook.....being a music video love interest is only my life’s pipe dream 

If your life was a musical, what would the marquee say?

And that’s on daddy issues and no supervision...

What’s one thing people don’t know about you?

I used to model like went to modeling school and got paid for it type shit

What’s your wakeup ritual?

get woken up by my dog tired of hearing my alarm, walk said opinionated quadruped, feed quadruped, get dressed, COFFEE, then take life as it comes

What’s your go to bed ritual?

melatonin gummies (gotta make anxiety fun), skincare when executive dysfunction will allow, brush teeth, fight dog for my spot in bed (moving a 90lb animal is no joke), turn on my sleep playlist or use my ambient noise app, stare at ceiling

What’s your favorite time of day?

witching hour followed by golden hour

Your go to for having a good laugh?

lately tiktok and Kellyvisions, previously vine compilations or Netflix specials

Dream country to visit?

Ireland. I NEED to go to the motherland. My families castle is still standing and I get in for free. its on my bucket list FOR SURE. 

What’s the biggest surprise you’ve had?

getting into nursing school and chiropractic school. I’m a loser and I’ve never had a surprise party. I’d melt in puddle of love tbh

Heels or flats/sneakers?

Flats 98% of the time. Heels are reserved for business casual necessity, Halloween, or if I’m feeling myself 

Vintage or new?

both, depends on the item

Who do you want to write your obituary?

Amy-Sherman Palladino 

Style icon?

lmao a what? on the real though catch me fucking with those eco-friendly kitchen witch vibes. All the dainty jewelry, linens and converse/docks fam

What are three things you can’t live without?

my dog, my family (found and blood), healing people however I can (medicine ruined me for any other career and its sucks you guys)

What’s one ingredient you put in everything?

tbh salt, I question a recipes validity if salt isn't involved 

What 3 people living or dead would you like to make dinner for?

Kells and the band (I'd be too nervous for a one on one), a dinner party with my MGK fam, Elvis

What’s your biggest fear in life?

Failure, not accomplishing anything 

Window or aisle seat?

window all day everyday, on the wing preferably cause I like to feel the landing gear #pilotsgranddaughter 

What’s your current TV obsession?

Roadies forever, pry that series from my cold dead hands (also Gilmore Girls and Criminal Minds)

Favorite app?

tie between Tumblr and Pinterest (im an aesthetic slut)

Secret talent?

I am bomb at disney princess songs, the girls I babysit for treat me like a jukebox at bedtime, cutest thing ever

Most adventurous thing you’ve done in your life?

delivered a baby has hands down been the coolest thing I’ve ever done

How would you define yourself in three words?

I fucking hate this question. always have. empathetic, resilient, intuitive 

Favourite piece of clothing you own?

overall: my senior prom dress. its emerald green, backless, with a slit to upper thigh chefs kiss 

everyday wear: Colorado sweatshirt

Must have clothing item everyone should have?

I second Jude: over sized hoodies

Superpower you would want?

nonspecific healing powers so they aren't limited to physical ailments

What’s inspiring you in life right now?

Colson

Best piece of advice you’ve received?

HA. probably that the body remembers more about trauma than the mind and your seemingly irrational physical reactions to things are your brain’s attempt to protect you

Best advice you’d give your teenage self?

his mistake does not define your worth. I went for a variant of these boys aint shit don't judge me cause she needs to hear it

A book that everyone should read?

Harry Potter series (yes the whole thing), Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson, The Giver by Lois Lowry 

What would you like to be remembered for?

empathy, the way I made people feel

How do you define beauty?

FOR THE LAST TIME ITS SUBJECTIVE, things that give you peace, it could be a song, a person, a sunset, a scone, a leaf. If it makes you stop a second and exhale then its beautiful to you

What do you love most about your body?

holy trigger question Batman...my eyes, my hair color, texture, and its ability to grow

Best way to take a rest/decompress?

drive with the windows down and blast music while singing at the top of my lungs

Favorite place to view art?

unexpected places, like street corners, carnivals, just somewhere it takes you off guard and makes you stop and pay attention

If your life were a song, what would the title be?

it’d be one of those crazy long 2000s fall out boy titles for sure, subject matter yet to be determined 

If you could master one instrument, what would it be?

violin hands down, it hits me different

If you had a tattoo, where would it be?

I have a bunch planned, plane on my right shoulder, Kells related between 3rd and 4th ribs (maybe lower in case I ever need a chest tube), watercolor portrait of my dog at some point location TBD

Dolphins or koalas?

dolphins are stoners and they're super smart, but koalas cause they’re grumpy af and honestly same

What’s your spirit animal?

again Jude and I are vibin: I've been identifying with a phoenix as of late. according to pottermore im a greyhound though (yes a patrons is a wizarding spirit animal. fight me)

Best gift you’ve ever received?

seven year old me was stoked to get a functional microscope and metal detector, I was in my egyptology/archeology phase, I still have them lmao

Best gift you’ve ever given?

oh hell idk...I made my cousin cry once cause I made cupcakes for her birthday party, they were cherry limeade flavored and had little straws and everything. that was pretty cool, granted she was seven. I also made my teacher cry cause I made sea salt caramel chocolate cupcakes for her going away party. I guess my baking brings people to tears

What’s your favourite board game?

candy land, battleship, cards against humanity even though there isn't a board

What’s your favourite colour?

forest green atm

Least favourite colour?

bright yellow/orange, its offensive to my general The Dirt Mick Mars disposition

Diamonds or pearls?

pearls (actually opals though)

Drugstore makeup or designer?

not picky provided they are evironmentally friendly. I really like Besame Cosmetics though

Blow-dry or air-dry?

air-dry, I don't have the patience for blow drying

Pilates or yoga?

yoga

Coffee or tea?

COFFEE, im still learning to like tea

What’s the weirdest word in the English language?

holy shit how much time do we have, my favorite weird word to say is fistula or omphalocele (they're medical conditions, don't goole it unless you have a strong stomach) 

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

dark chocolate

Stairs or elevator?

stairs 

Summer or winter?

neither FALL BITCHES   winter if I had to pick cause I love Christmas 

You are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat?

burgers

A desert you don’t like?

red velvet cake....just why is it a thing that exists 

A skill you’re working on mastering?

baking scones or shit that’s flaky in general 

Best thing to happen to you today?

being tagged to do this twice, I felt special for a hot second (thanks babes)

Best compliment you’ve ever received?

that I would make a good doctor (I handled a scary pt situation like a champ, they didn't know I threw up after I made sure my pt didn't die. puking in a foreign country on the download is a skill in and of itself)

Favorite smell?

bergamot, baking bread, baking spice cakes at Christmas

Hugs or kisses?

HUGS CAN SAVE THE WORLD

If you made a documentary, what would it be about?

gifted kid fall off

Last piece of content you consumed that made you cry?

In These Walls - Machine Gun Kelly

Casual Sabotage - Yungblud

genius assholes...

Lipstick or lip gloss?

lipstick for special occasions but actually tinted chapstick or lip stains 

Sweet or savoury?

savory to eat sweet to make for someone else

Girl crush?

Brittney Furlan Lee, Alexis Bledel, Lauren Graham 

How you know you’re in love?

you look at them and just say yep. them. usually while they're doing something stupid 

Song you can listen to on repeat?

imma out myself but Swing Life Away - Machine Gun Kelly

If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?

the grass is not greener ya’ll. id rather go back and relive days 

What are you most excited about at this time in your life?

hopefully passing my first trimester of chiropractic school. fingers crossed pls

[isaidyoulookshitty]

this whole vine vs tiktok “discourse” is proof that people on the internet will romanticize fucking anything after 5-10 years. i’m so tired

listening to the way people talk about vine i know for a fact at least half of you were not using that damn app. it sucked. the platform was clunky and and refused to listen to the needs of its userbase, that’s why it died. and there is a reason you only see the same ~200 vines in all those youtube compilations and it’s because 80% of the videos posted on vine were so unfunny they were unwatchable. “you only had 7 seconds to tell a story!!!!!!” yeah and a lot of people used those 7 seconds to make shitty videos

i saw someone say that tiktok sucks because it was people who “talk at a camera” instead of whatever magic they think people using vine were capable of and like sure, but you know what? some of those people are great story tellers. some of them are funny. and there are still plenty of people on tiktok making short, stupid jokes and doing wacky shit on camera and all that shit you loved about vine. sure sometimes it feels forced or the acting is bad or the joke doesn’t land but there were plenty of vines that were the same way that i see on my dash over and over and over again. most of the tiktoks i see on my page are enjoyable, and if i get one that’s not i just scroll past and on to the next one

it’s almost like it’s not the actual platform itself but the people that use it to make content and it’s fucking corny that you guys are still holding a torch for a shitty social media platform that destroyed itself years ago while claiming it to be the pinnacle of pop culture and refusing to acknowledge that pop culture changes and young people on a brand new app are capable of also making content worth watching. it’s giving me very much “back in my day” energy and maybe y’all should wipe the dust off your nostalgia goggles. not everything has to be a polarizing hot take