#literal torture

[tchouamenii]

one last dance at the bernabeu🤍

[my-favourite-zhent]

Yesterday we created a monster and today we saw fit to unleash it on the world.

@littleplasticrat @dustdeepsea @commander-krios @thisaccountisagainstmywill @fistfuloftarenths and myself created an unholy union of letters based off the most hated erotic terms in free text as posted by@kjscottwrites

Read and suffer at your own peril.

[vaporevon]

ublock Sort Of works on web spotify??!!?? why the fuck have i been torturing myself in the apple music nexus

[fipindustries]

there we go

[fagtainsparklez]

WHAT STACHE...

it’s been a hard few weeks for purpled enjoyers

[disasterhimbo]

Moral OCD sucks so fucking bad lol

[humsbugs]

being busy is HELL I wanna write about these country characters fucking. and being psychologically tormented

[swiftieeddie]

ao3 is down and i still get an email for a fic update that i cant access, that should be against the geneva conventions 😭

[my-favourite-zhent]

I hate to say folks but it's that time again. Round Rugan is once again upon us. The Zhentil Keep Learning Library is growing at an alarming rate.

This round's players are:

@theycallmeratt @grossestjay @littleplasticrat @lizziemajestic

@beesht @winged-monkey @dustdeepsea @graysparrowao3 and myself

Screenshots are my fault with creative input from the authors and @thisaccountisagainstmywill

The next issue in the Round Rugan saga: Manage Like a Maestro: Team Building for Difficult Crew

What they saw would scar them forever:

[atanerrum]

(hypnotizes you into liking my oc) (she has no lore)

[perchanibly]

Honestly I hate having big sleepovers it feels like everyone is more friends with eachother than they are with me

[avatar-state-kate]

What’s the ratio of dud dates to good dates, how long do I have to suffer

[thimblings]

get with the Crow-gram, Davrin

[khruschevshoe]

There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—

[nthflower]

CVs are evil in every way.

[my-favourite-zhent]

Folks, there's no stopping them now. Another addition to the Zhentil Keep Learning Library has been dropped.

The perverts this time around include:

@beesht @grossestjay @commander-krios @coreene @dustdeepsea @littleplasticrat @lizziemajestic @thisaccountisagainstmywill @theycallmeratt @tellmeallaboutit

Our beautiful kitty gif was created by @dustdeepsea from a render by @thisaccountisagainstmywill

For your reading (dis)pleasure we present a prequel of sorts: Seven Positions of Highly Successful People