#literally everyone from bsd

[mwahs-stuff]

i’ve decided to start writing again, i haven’t in a hot minute due to life being crazy but shit happens. who would y’all like to be written about? send in any asks!! i’ll tag characters i’m interested in writing about.

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[lotus-pear]

teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

[filledtothebrimothy]

hey so akutagawa this ISNT normal

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

GOOD MORNING SSKK NATION this interview is fucking me up on an astronomical level

[anticidic]

AU where Dazai and Chuuya both escape the lab together and grow up on the streets together

Dazai would be a menace in the Sheep, but just as Chuuya ended up having leadership responsibilities shoved off onto him, a makeshift hierarchy would form and Dazai would just kinda...naturally fall in line with being his righthand man in the sense of decision making because while he might not be the best at self-preservation and street smarts, he knows his way around the underworld a little too much

But also skk being in survival mode 24/7 because they're just constantly waiting for something bad to happen as they're plagued by nightmares of the lab again and the awful things they endured—but Chuuya's not alone in his suffering. They have each other. And Dazai would quite literally kill for him and steal the clothes off the back of some drunk dude if asked to

They make little campfires in the dead of winter and huddle by the flames to tell funny, lighthearted stories of being on the streets: Chuuya found a cat colony recently, while Dazai sneaked into an illegal gambling den and robbed a mafia agent of their money (and may or may not have made a target out of himself for swindling)

Dazai thinks it's hilarious because he has more money than he knows what to do with now (and offers to buy Chuuya some things like gloves and a hat and thicker coat) and Chuuya just looks at him in disbelief like he's an idiot.

[akikos-tribble-army]

Coming from the danmei fandom joining the BSD fandom is a completely different experience in my opinion.

[zukkaoru]

been thinking abt dazai using mirror pronouns recently. they don't really see themself as nonbinary or trans, but they also don't exactly feel cis, and making the identity of the people around them dictate how they're referred to is a way for them to remedy that. it's fun for them. and dazai isn't the one who has to worry about which pronouns to use to refer to herself anyway; that's everyone else's problem. and there's something about the reflective aspect of it, too. dazai doesn't feel particularly human, but maybe if everyone around her is reflecting themselves onto her, she can at least pretend. she can at least be seen as something human-like. dazai sees themself as a reflection of humanity itself; not the real thing, but a rather convincing imitation. they look the part, even if they don't feel it. even if they don't believe they'll ever feel human. if everyone around her reflects their own humanity onto her, she feels a little less like a fake. she feels like she's taking some of their humanity for herself, cloaking herself in snippets of everyone else, but only stealing the bits and pieces she knows they won't miss. dazai becomes human by reflecting those around them, by taking in their love and their kindness and their passion and their humanity and imitating it until it becomes part of who she is. until she can be human too. am i making any sense. do you understand. does this mean anything

[diagonal-queen]

sigma is kind of like a reverse frankenstein's monster huh. both born of nonhuman means for selfish reasons, yet sigma is beloved and hyped up by humanity (though he knows that he isn't what they think he is) while the monster is scorned and dismissed by humanity (though he knows that he (initially) means no ill will).

meanwhile the actual frankenstein's monster in the bsd universe (or robot, i guess) is fully happy with his existence as a robot, and though he doesn't fully know how to interact with humans he can still befriend and assist them, which is like, the OPPOSITE of the monster from the original book.

[sugarcarnation]

on the bright side i’m absolutely loving that we finally get to see fyodor in action

[altruistic-meme]

hi in case you were wondering where i was all of yesterday :) went to momocon for a day, failed to beat the world record of spiderpeople for the second time (though we were closer this year!), met several absolutely amazing bsd cosplayers (including these absolutely stunning people who were the fucking. prettiest. ever. i was so ready to pass out talking to them.), my sister laughed after we took the photo and asked me if they were the villains bc I was making a scared face lmao, and I FOUND SOME BSD STUFF 😭 one sticker and the nendroid dolls!! also 2 other figures that were $320 each and I could. not buy.

anyway. yeah :)

[osaemu]

ehehe hannah, hannah! how have u been ml? here to ask u ur opinion on men with slutty waists 🥺👉👈

hi hii lily !! sorry for the late reply i always forget i have an inbox ... anyways ... I LOVE SLUTTY MEN WITH SLUTTY WAISTS 💯💯⁉️👹

[whathorselegs]

I think one of my favourite character journeys in BSD has to be Kunikida learning to be better with kids because you'd expect it to be a fun wholesome character arc. Only, it ends up being heart breaking as it's immediately turned against Kunikida.

Despite the 'Dad status' that the fandom has given Kunikida, he was actually terrible with kids towards the start of the manga.

Take how he treated Atsushi in the first chapter. (Yes, Atsushi is not a little kid, but he was a starving and vulnerable orphan when they met.) When Kunikida and Dazai mention the 'man-eating tiger' Atsushi immediately freaks out and tries to run away.

What does Kunikida do? He grabs Atsushi, slams him to the floor and then threatens to break his arm for information.

It's Dazai of all people who has to reign Kunikida in reminding him "The boss himself warned you that the gathering of intelligence needn't be an interrogation". Dazai was the sweet talker and Kunikida was threat, even to a terrified, starving orphan.

Later with Kyouka, he's not much better. He attempts to intimidate her into giving the agency information. Whilst Atsushi now fulfils the role of the gentle approach. She's a mafia assassin after all, even if he knows she had no choice in it, Kunikida treats her as a threat before he treats her as a child.

Even with Aya, the interaction that gave Kunikida his 'dad status', he started off badly. But, it is here we start to see Kunikida trying to be better, trying to take a softer approach, even if he's clumsy with it.

When he realizes Aya was just handed a bomb, he snatches it from her and gets rid of it. That can't be helped it was a literal ticking time bomb, he then phones the authorities to deal with it. He was planning to leave, it's only because he caught sight of Aya sitting alone did he approach her. It wasn't his first instinct.

If he hadn't seen her in that moment, he might not have gone looking for her at all.

He asks her if she's alright and then she shocks him by wanting to hunt down the culprit. He rightfully tries to dissuade her, but again, he's not good with kids, he's blunt and argumentative with her.

Obviously, that's not going to convince a kid with a hero complex to not chase the bad guy.

However, his turning point, in my opinion, is when he realizes he has to choose between Aya and the people on the train. Now, he had already set off the stun grenade and is putting all his faith in Yosano finding them. He trusts her so he knows they are most likely going to be okay.

But Aya doesn't know that and he can't explain it all in the time they have. He sees a child who thinks she's about to die and is trying to be brave about it. And Kunikida comforts her. He needs her to know that she's not alone, that she's not going to suffer, that he is with her and he hugs her.

There was no need for him to step into that explosion with Aya except to comfort her. He chose to do that. Above his own life, he chose her needs.

And that's where this journey starts to get heartbreaking, because Kunikida hadn't always been like this. He was obviously always going to try and protect children, his ideals state as much, but he also didn't believe himself to be a hero. He doesn't see himself as someone capable or even worthy of that role.

So he built up a barrier around himself that made him harsher and more callous. He called it a professional detachment. He had to, it was to protect himself, to keep his sanity in those moment when they couldn't save everyone. Now it's breaking down and he's showing more and more how much he cares.

And it's immediately used against him.

The very scenario that got him to open up is placed in front of him again. A child with a bomb around their throat. Only this time Yosano isn't there, and this time Fyodor is orchestrating it.

And Kunikida does everything right. He tells Atsushi to leave and carry on the mission so he can stay and help the child. He gets on the child's level, makes himself small and none threatening. He reassures the child in gentle voice that everything will be okay.

And then, it's the line "How about a magic trick?" that really gets me, because he's trying so hard to present himself as someone trustworthy. And a magic trick is exactly what he pulled off with Aya, but it's what goes wrong here.

Because Fyodor planned it this time. He didn't just target children to get at Kunikida, he made a twisted mockery of what happened to Aya. Except she doesn't live this time and Kunikida can't bring this child any comfort or safety because Kunikida is the threat. This child dies alone and afraid because Kunikida was there, just like Fyodor planned.

Fyodor saw Kunikida bare his heart once and immediately reached in his chest and crushed it.

[originalaccountname]

I am always surprised at the lack of bsd "modern" AUs that keep the abilities

I'm not even talking about canon-divergent plotlines (though they're not excluded), I'm talking about school AUs, coffeeshop AUs, specific job AUs, neighbours AUs, any other more-or-less traditional modern AU concept

the potential!!

what if your florist sometimes turned into a tiger

what if your local firefighter could prevent the building from collapsing with his bare hands

what if the children better listened to the daycare guy when he told them to be careful because they know he can see the future (even if they test their luck)

what if that fashion designer could sketch ideas by literally morphing cloth into new shapes

I think it's unfair only Ranpo gets to keep his gimmick in every world I think everyone should get to play too yes I'm disregarding any canon explanations for abilities and yes I realize I'm leaning into wan! mode at this point but LISTEN

[kaurwreck]

The extremely literal approach to interpreting Crime and Punishment in the context of Fyodor's skill is making me gnaw my own leg. The relationship between the Eastern Orthodox eucharist in Crime and Punishment is also reflected in Fyodor's skill and isn't a particularly complicated analysis. It only requires a minimal, Sparks Notes-level of engagement, and y'all won't go beyond the title of the book.

Which, I suppose, is an improvement on the collective refusal to acknowledge bsd's references to the irl Great War, but I'm nevertheless. Tired.

[autumnleaf1111]

🌈 Pride Month with the BSD Gang:

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Atsushi, nervously holding a tiny pride flag: Um…do I have to do something special for Pride?

Akutagawa: Yes. You must wear something that makes Mori cry and Dazai choke on his iced coffee.

Yosano passing by: So crop tops it is.

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Fukuzawa, reading a memo: Why is there a pride parade forming inside the office?”

Ranpo, wearing a bisexual flag as a cape: Because I’m gay, bored, and unsupervised.

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Mori, watching Kouyou and Yosano drunkenly slow dance at 2 PM: Why does Pride Month feel like a month-long wine aunt rave?

Fukuzawa, sipping tea: Because it is.

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Kyoka, holding up a rainbow knife: I made it gay.

Kenji: Can I eat it?

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Yosano, organizing a “Pride Month Wine & Violence Night”: Entry fee is either a confession or a bottle of wine.”

Kouyou: Or both. Be dramatic, darlings. It’s Pride.

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Fukuzawa: I’m too old for this rainbow foolishness.

Ranpo, wearing a rainbow cowboy hat: You literally married a man—the enemy—and then refused to sign the divorce papers because it ‘felt too final.’

Fukuzawa, turning his head away: ….What divorce papers

Ranpo: Don’t even—

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Mori: I signed up for the ‘Over 40 And Still Emotionally Repressed’ float in the parade. Want to join me?

Fukuzawa: We’re not even together.

Mori: You still wear my ring on a chain under your uniform.

Fukuzawa: …Shut up.

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Yosano: Why do Mori and Fukuzawa always stand next to each other at every pride event?

Kouyou: So they can say ‘I’m not here with him.’ Which is gay code for: ‘I’m in love with this man and have been for 20 years but won’t acknowledge it.’

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Kyouka, 14 years old and tired: Okay, someone kiss Poe in front of Ranpo and see what happens.

Tanizaki: What?

Kyouka: This is for science.

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Dazai wanting to cause some drama: Ranpo. If Poe kissed you right now, what would you do?

Ranpo, sipping soda: I dunno. Probably ask him to do it again?

Poe, crossing his arms: …sigh

Ranpo, suddenly blinking mid-sip: …Oh my god.

Entire ADA from behind the wall: FINALLY.

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Kenji (innocently): If you’re not divorced, does that mean you still kiss each other goodnight?

Kyoka (deadpan): Or do you choke each other out like foreplay?

Entire room:

absolute horrified silence.

Dazai: What the fuck….

Fukuzawa, blinking slowly: …We do neither.

Mori: Not anymore.

Tanizaki: Why did that somehow make it worse?

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Ranpo (writing on a whiteboard):

Alright, welcome to the Annual ‘How Will Soukoku Finally Confess?’ betting pool.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕤—

Yosano’s bet: During a mission. One of them gets mortally wounded, and the other screams something like ‘DON’T YOU DARE DIE BEFORE I TELL YOU I LOVE YOU, YOU DRAMATIC SHIT!’

Kouyou’s bet: During an argument. Dazai says something awful, Chuuya screams back, and then they kiss mid-yell because of course they do.

Tanizaki’s bet: They get drunk. One of them says ‘I used to love you, y’know?’ and the other says ‘Used to?’ and then boom—confession, followed by sobbing.

Tachihara’s bet: Chuuya’s choking Dazai out, and Dazai’s like ‘Harder, darling’ and Chuuya short circuits.

Atsushi’s bet (very nervous): I think… maybe Dazai thinks Chuuya died and confesses when it’s too late and then—he’s alive! Happy ending?

Akutagawa: That’s disgusting. I’m betting on Chuuya trying to kill himself. Dazai dragging him back. Calling him an idiot. They both cry. They both kiss.

Everyone: Jesus Christ, Akutagawa.

Yosano: Wait— Why Chuuya? Dazai is the suicidal one?

Akutagawa: At this point, I’m not sure he is. If he really was, we wouldn’t be here having this conversation.

Everyone: ……

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Random homophobic NPC: What’s with all these rainbow flags? Sounds like a circus.

Atsushi (deadpan): If you find love to be a circus, I recommend staying out of the ring before you get trampled.

Akutagawa, somewhat impressed: Damn—

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Kyoka and Kenji’s Pride Month Commentary

Kenji: I don’t get why Pride Month needs so much drama. Isn’t love just love?

Kyoka: That’s the stupidest and smartest thing you’ve ever said. And also sweet.

Kenji, not understanding but is happy that he did something nice: Thanks!

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Happy pride month yall

[chuuyasheaven]

bsd men as tits ass or thighs pls :3?? (specifically meursault boys)

“Tits, Ass or Thighs— What do they prefer?”

“—Everybody’s got certain preferences, don’t they? So, what are theirs?”

Tags: Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Chuuya Nakahara, Sigma / afab! Reader, Nipple play?, ooc! Sigma, praising kink, degrading kink, overstimulation, pet names?, hdc format ig, thigh riding?, hickeys, mentioned lingerie?, spanking, mild brat taming, atp everyone may be ooc, face sitting, oral sex (afab! and m! recieving), titty job, messes of their milk, might contain grammar errors, this is a lot holy shit, etc.

Notes: Maybe u just meant Dazai, Fyodor and Chuuya but I added Nikolai and Sigma for funsies— hope this is okay tho!! And I never wrote for Sigma before so sorry if he’s so ooc. . Maybe he’s gonna be added to my list lol.

Dazai Osamu ;

💙 Thighs 💙

💙 I just know that he loves your thighs!! In my opinion, DAZAI lives for seeing you in thigh highs, especially if you have thick thighs. What do you mean you don’t wanna crush him with them??? What else are they made for then— oh, right, hickeys. It’s obvious that he’ll leave some marks here and there for fun, but another thing he lives about them is face sitting. This is literally the best way to die?!!? But also he lives to grab your thighs when he eats you out!!!

💙 Scenario;

He’s been at it for too long, you don’t even remember how many times you came already. . “Dazai, p–please. . S–sensitive!”, you tried to beg, but Dazai was way into this— Once you sit on this mans face, he won’t let go until your too sensitive, Dazai also always leave hickeys while he’s at it. Chanting how he would love to die this way, being crushed by your massive thighs. “—Why should I? You’re still talking properly, I won’t stop until you’re only able to moan my name. Now be a good girl, alright, ‘donna?”

Fyodor Dostoevsky ;

💙 Thighs 💙

💙 In all honesty, this man is a mystery for me– but if I would have to chose, thighs. FYODOR is kinda religious and stuff, meaning he’s definitely gonna be kinda traditional. (i do not know wtf I’m talking abt.) Fyodor doesn’t know what it is, but something about you in white lingerie and white thigh highs sets him off completely. Looking all innocent but being the complete opposite? Yes, absolute approval from him. But being the busy man he is, he’ll let you sit on his lap while he caresses your thighs!! :3

💙 Scenario ;

Seriously, how desperate are you? Walking up to Fyodor in white lingerie and white thigh highs while he’s obviously working? He finds it quite amusing how you think he’ll stop immediately to fuck you, no he won’t, yet. Fyodor just commands you to sit on his lap, now you’re getting off on his own thighs. But you’re still wearing panties, though he doesn’t care, you wanted this, didn’t you? As you keep grinding against it, he slapped your pussy through the fabric multiple times before. The small whines and whimpers are cute, but won’t change his mind to take you right now. “—I don’t really know what you expected me to do. . Well, actually, i did. It’s quite adorable how you think just because you’re desperate I’ll feed into your desires. Anyway, you seem to be getting off pretty easily, slut.”

Nikolai Gogol ;

💙 Tits 💙

Come on, this is so NIKOLAI, seriously. He's so silly, he would literally call them his personal stressballs. (Do not even try to deny it, it's canon.) Nonetheless, he likes to cum on them, Nikolai will make a mess out of them every time whenever you're giving him head. Another thing their useful for, in his opinion, is tit fucking!! It's a nice feeling for him when his dick's inside of your tits. Not to forget, your nipples are pretty fun to play with, but there's one last thing about them. .

💙 Scenario ;

There are many reasons why Nikolai adores you riding him! He loves how he barely has to do anything, hearing the adorable sounds leaving your mouth while you get off on his cock and most importantly, the way your tits bounce with you. All he's doing is laying back and enjoying the view of your tits almost bouncing out of your bra, he would love if they were to actually jump out. “—Hm, would you look at that! Your tits are seconds away to spill out of your bra, dove. I wouldn't mind if they did, maybe you just need to ride my dick faster. . Just like the needy whore you are.”

Sigma ;

💙 Tits 💙

I’m not really sure if it’s accurate, but running an casino ain’t easy. So what’s better than having you and your comfort. .—able tits? SIGMA would never admit it, but he loves them, dearly at that. If he ever needs an break, his head would probably rest on them. On the spicy side, he loves a good tit job. You mentioned this once and Sigma wasn’t against it, sure he was blushing over your suggestion but after he tried it, he loved it!!!

💙 Scenario ;

It felt good, really, Sigma loved your suggestion! He never thought of something like this, he never thought about recieving a tit job, but it felt heavenly. Just the way your tits were rubbing against his cock so good, it felt unreal. . The most beautiful whimpers left his lips, with his flushed expression on his face too, you assumed Sigma was enjoying himself, very. Soon he reached his climax, letting his cum leak on your tits. “—F–fuck. . You did s–so good, darling. Now, lay back and let me return the favor, yeah?”

Chuuya Nakahara ;

💙 Ass 💙

Ah, yes. CHUUYA is, in my opinion, an ass man. I saw a few people say that, and I agree. Like, he’s literally proud of that. He would slap your ass unexpected, respectfully though. He wouldn’t care if you’re carrying a bakery or not, he still slapping it!! Chuuya loves to spend money on matching bras and panties for you, but on your in general. Sometimes it gets to your head or something and you start to act out, which our ginger won’t let slide.

💙 Scenario ;

Lately, you’ve gotten on Chuuya’s nerves. Yeah, he loves to spend money on you and you, but he won’t stand you being bratty. As to right now, he’s ‘punishing’ you for it. The reference for ‘punishing’ is quite just fucking you until it’s stuck in your pretty little brain not to act out again. This time though, Chuuya added something to your punishment. . “Ch–chuuya. . ‘m sorry, I–i didn’t mean to—”, you tried to apologize, only to be silenced by another spank. “—Really? Too bad, you’re gonna take this if you want me to fuck you, baby. Just keep on taking f’me and I’ll fuck you soon enough, m‘kay?”

OH EM GEE YOU GUYS IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO FINISH