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cocogum · 5 months

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The joris fans are crying after chapter 4.

#literally no one expected that wtf #and that means we’ll obviously see joris again eventually lol #wakfu #ankama #krosmoz #wakfu manga #wakfu webtoon #wakfu the great wave manga #wakfu the great wave #the great wave manga #the great wave #wakfu chapter 4 #wakfu the great wave chapter 4 #wakfu the great wave chapter 4 manga #wakfu joris #joris #joris jurgen

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maskedchip · 3 months

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the juicebox bandits

#mine #persona 5 #P5 ART IN 2024?!?! WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK #playing through strikers made me realize how much i missed the whole crew. they are so funny. great spinoff #i took any chance i got to flirt/mess with ryuji #there were so many good moments omfg. literally said i love you out loud when ryuji gave away a featherman mask. no one talk to me #i didnt expect the spinoff to be so good ill be fr. the character writing is top notch and similar themes reflected in royal. cool stuff #i hope i make teen me proud like yay i can finally draw well enough ^_^#banger ost too wtf

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fromtheseventhhell · 9 months

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Imagine being 9 years old and asking your dad about the things you're interested in doing when you grow up and he's like "No ❤️! But you can get married, have babies, and then maybe your sons can do those things ☺️🫶 "

#arya stark #one of those /wtf Ned/ moments #then people act like she invented misogyny cause she was like /uuuhhhhh no thanks that's not me/#/Arya is masculine/ and she's literally just a child who has interests outside of her patriarchy-assigned role #the way people read this and then demonize Arya for not silently conforming like people expect her to...#that's the ingrained misogyny from being socialized in a patriarchal society speaking babes 😭#cannot stress enough how Arya is just an average little girl and what makes her behavior stand out is their society's strict gender norms #her life + learning almost entirely revolves around the fact that she is being raised to be a wife and people resent her for wanting more :#she is NINE in AGoT and her parents are discussing her refinement because /In a few years she will be of an age to marry/#the way misogyny is explored in Arya's story is actually so brilliant and well-written (+ underappreciated) though #we feel the full weight of how restrictive their society is through her POV and get the experiences of lower-class women too #which is why it's so significant that George wrote her based on feminists who realized they wanted more than becoming wives/housewives #she's one of his key characters who will /change the world/ but people think he's sticking her on a boat bc she isn't feminine enough 😭#thank god he's writing the books and not any of these reductive hacks who thinks misogyny is subversive 🙏🏾#sidenote: would've loved to see this from her POV to get her feelings when he said this cause I'm sure it doesn't match Ned's perception #considering he views her main issues as being stubborn/difficult while we know about the self-esteem issues she has

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archduke-enver-gortash · 4 months

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got a post on my dash that was like only annoying nerds will like 73 yards. well. as an annoying nerd supreme.

#sorry i cannot fucking sleep so i decided to watch the new dw instead and you will hear about it before i disappear into the void again #LISTEN EVEN IF WE NEVER WILL GET ANSWERS TO WTF JUST HAPPENED (though i highly doubt that)#EMBRACE THE TERRIBLE WHIMSY OF THIS SEASON MAN #DREAM LOGIC! NIGHTMARE LOGIC! LITERALLY NEVER HAS A PIECE OF MEDIA ACCURATELY CAPTURED WHAT IT FEELS TO DREAM FOR ME #UNTIL THIS THANG #obviously the grander themes besides ruby’s heritage are just. utter chaos in form of the supernatural mixing in with the sci fi #like not that that isn’t absolutely buckwild sometimes. or most times. but i think this is a really cool direction to take.#but also like c’mon man. we are in doctor who. you simply cannot expect that you will get all of the answers for something in one episode #sometimes #such a weird complaint when i assume most people watched previous seasons where that also happens a lot #like yeah this one’s a lot more cryptic and mind fucker-y than usual but that’s the point goddammit #like don’t get me wrong it wasn’t perfect i definitely think the criticisms about the run time and that it should’ve been a 2 parter are #justified but the previous one? weird complaint imo. you can of course simply not like it but i am very into this.#my fave out of the season so far :P #oooh what a surprise the incomprehensible horrors fan liked the incomprehensible horrors episode. what a shocker #doctor who #sorry beegeethree and pathfinder gang

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eternalergo · 4 months

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called in sick today because had one hell of a night :) migraine and chronic stomach pain my beloved.

#rehab can suck my ass today #their shit makes me sick literally #and I HATE the therapist they assigned me to he's the worst but the other one isn't even any better...... I must endure but not today 😔#they're all overworked so you can speak of luck if the staff is nice to you they dont care about your health #you have to follow their dull program and if you can't?? well you gotta or you'll experience hell lmao #they expect us to behave and perform even though we're all fucking ill there like wtf #I was actually THIS close to confront a bitch yesterday but eventually I let my inner gremlin rest for everyone's sake #sorry for negativity but I feel like shit and I'm at my limit already :(#diary entry

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the-acid-pear · 2 months

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There's something funny about my brain turning straight to guro whenever my back hurts in my sleep. Like ok girl I'm sorry about the situations but I'm sure we didn't need to gut that guy in front of his boss neither that generic blonde woman and much less fly from the hit game lisa the painful

#luly talks #my dreams #more happened but i was awake during that. not canon and etc #it was jake btw and it was funny bc yeah jack did see it and was like DUDE WTF D 8 he was in a super cartoony style btw #and jake was like OK with it. also half his face plate was missing and where you'd expect eyes there was this purple light #that kept flashing in different shapes and such #for the record the setting was me playing this weird lisa the painful x dsaf crossover and well #idk who the blonde women were. literally generic anime woman.#i only had sex w them though i seemed pretty upset about not being able to fuck Fly specifically tho #i. did not fuck that phone let that be clear.#yeah back pain got a bitch laid down like oh god someone's gotta pay for this one #all in all the most fun of my psychosexual dreams i think

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ganondoodle · 2 years

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consider this a vent post

#ganondoodles talks #i kept seeing posts of ppl that this is about #and it jsut wont get out of my head #espeically when others that i like follow and rt them still #i dont wanna seem like one of those overly purist(?) people #i dont even have high standards #literally the only shipping standards i have is #both characters are adults and dont have a parental or sibling relationship to each other #thats it #how is this apparently so hard to not do #its making me anxious #all of them seemed so cool at first #why does shipping of all things reveal just how far someone is willing to go just to get off #god i hate it #and i care very little about anythign shipping related #i just find it disgusting when there is a minor involved and or they are related #thats not too high of a standard now is it???#i have literally gotten more anxious talking to people just bc i now expect to see them be creeps #and i hate it so much #i want to make friends but apparently half the people that like the same characters as i are creeps wtf #and i swear im pretty chill #idc about shipping discourse or whatever #but this should be common sense no ??#or is the need to ship stuff a thing other ppl have a primal urge to do stopping at literally nothing #and yes this is partly about ppl actually shipping zelda and urbosa #WHICH TICKS BOTH BOXES OF MY ONLY TWO NO GOES #i want to cry #if you have noticed me answering even fewer asks than before #well

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undergoing-mitosis · 5 months

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i never thought a silly show about skating would make me cry with sadness then cry with joy and then make me feel all the feels and then infest me and give me brainworms

#no cause literally wtf #i started watching this show cause i thought it would be some feelgood fun. and don't get me wrong it totally is #i never expected it to make me feel this many feels then leave such an impact #I HAVE TOO MANY BRAINROTS ALREADY I CAN'T ACCOMMODATE FOR ANOTHER ONE #(i say as i slowly make a lil bit of room for this show in my brainworm cavity)#yes this post is about #sk8 the infinity #in case you were wondering #sk8 #sk8 anime #i can't wait to consume so much fan content this constant unresolved homoromantic tension is killing me /pos #but alas i will finish the series first. no spoilers for this child right here!#i will likely be sk8 posting more in the future so be ready for that bitches

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djevelbl · 3 months

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I don't need nor do I want children — look at the world rn, it almost feels illegal to bring children into this shitshow that has no beach episode for anyone but the rich 😐

#that goes to you DAD #istg if he tells me “oH bUt YoU'rE pReTtY yOuNg. YoU'lL cHaNgE uR mInD” one more time I'll SNAP #I'll lit tell him “open twitter Instagram ANY social media of choice: tell me from there a fucking incentive”#like ffs #you're literally telling ur child that just bc they're not 20/25/30/35/god knows WHAT age that he can't... he can't decide whether to-#-use her reproductive rights or not?? what?????#that is... decidedly not what u should be tesching anyone. let alone ur CHILD #thank god that he'd come out w that shit when I've already come around to find ppl on the internet that dismantle that type of thought .#AND ALSO who cares if i change my mind later??? it's not like I'll get surgery rn to be infertile wtf #(mostly bc of money. also bc i have the suspicion that doctors would tell me no with the EXACT SAME THOUGHT I'm mad at my father for but ok)#like. if i change my mind later I'll just... have a child later???#& if I've already had a surgery/just can't have children... adopting is an option????#i mean it ain't free but if i ever REALLY want em i can just. do that #besides. childbirth hurts and I'm just a pussy when it comes to pain lol #dad. dad how do u expect me to give birth when gETTING A PIERCING HAD MY EYES WATERING ??????#so yea. my dad the idiot asshole 😍🥰

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orcelito · 2 days

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Sasuke is Out! Sasuke is Doing things! What will Sasuke do?! I have no idea!!! I've never gotten this far in the story before, so I have no idea how things are going from here!!!! But Sasuke is Loose!!!!!!

Quoting this post to myself as I see Sasuke walking around and doing things. I haven't seen this guy do anything in like a hundred episodes. It's so exciting

#speculation nation #fanny watches naruto #it's so sweet seeing Suigetsu and Jugo trying to find Sasuke again #meanwhile Karin is under lock and key. yet shes playing with their expectations to her advantage #her pretending to be just the stupid sasuke obsessed girl to make them not pay attention to her #to let her keep the picture that actually contains some fucking lockpicks. crafty af #and her GLASSES??? the arm of her glasses is hiding a little secret knife?!?!! thats so cool karin wtf #i love when shes shown to be capable like this. like her sasuke fangirling was real. before.#but idk about now after he tried to kill her. he does Not deserve to keep her affections after that for Sure.#but shes still using the act. making people underestimate her. so crafty. like fuck yeah you go you funky little outlaw #i do love that shes genuinely a bitch. i hated her when i was younger bc i hated sasuke #and the fangirling still does annoy me. but shes also more than the fangirling.#shes so COOL when shes not obsessing over sasuke. i wanna see more of her!!!!!#unfortunately now i have to go back to this shit ass kage fight. really boring to me. now that sasuke's out i dont caaaaaare #it's just a bunch of OP ninja throwing rocks and shit at each other. madara literally dropped Two giant fucking meteors on the battlefield #like it was just one and it was a huge deal but tsuchikage and gaara stopped it. yay!!#but then it was such a Gradeschooler One Upping You moment where madara was like. Heh. well actually. theres Two.#and the 2nd one falls on the first and kills a bunch of people etc etc like come onnnn this isnt even fun anymore #we're just committing massive ecological damage all around #also killer bee literally PURPOSEFULLY clearing a massive section of forest for the sake of visibility #NONE of these ninja care about the environment!!!!! those poor trees and creatures!!!!!!#anytime theres some kind of poison something and they show it off by having birds or whatever die like #STOP!!!! youre killing the environment!!!!! stop it!!!!!!!!!#anyways what a show. the more ridiculously massive the fight gets the less fun it is to watch.#why should i care about guys throwing boulders at each other. Boringggg show me some people punching the shit outta each other.#THE TAIJUTSU!!!! WHERES THE TAIJUTSU!!!!! STOP WITH UR OP NINJA MAGIC SHOW ME TAIJUTSU!!!!!!!!#i also really want to see itachi. where is he. sasuke's loose now i know he teams up with itachi Where Is He....#LETS GET SOME UCHIHA UP IN THIS BITCH!!!! madara get ur pasty ass out of here and tobi stick your head in a toilet #only the uchiha BROTHERS here get those old guys OUTTA HEREEEEEEE #anywyas i actually folded some laundry while watching. wild. having fun rn

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iamanabsolutemess · 2 years

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Me: checks reddit to find more Gotham fans

redditor: Oswald is straight and nygmobblepot isn't canon

Me:

Is this a riddle?

#nygmobblepot #canon is canon when it applies to their beliefs #don't know what I expected #bro literally argued that Oswald was straight bc Oswald missed his mom #missing your mom doesn't erase he wanted to date ed #wtf #also they kept suggesting shippers to get therapy #deleted reddit #no one warned me of reddit

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ragingtwilight · 11 months

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reconsidering posting the chapters to my fic on here but im still nervous cuz its not exactly safe for work AJSGDVND

#it is a spicy fic that im using to boost my confidence but i dont wanna make anyone uncomfy posting that rahhh rhshvs #plus im not used to posting that kinda stuff online #i was kinda just gonna post the chapters to ao3 and not bring them up here but now idk AIGSVDJD #other than sfw crumbs and artwork ofc #but like. i can use the maturity filter + its my own blog #IDK MAN LMAO ig expect that sorta thing?? ofc i wont have any of the spicy bits in the preview #literally shaking from anxiety wtf is this LMAOOO GIRL I HAVENT EVEN POSTED ANYTHING YET #i will have to change my bio after this one lol #grrr

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bo0zey · 2 years

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when gerard way said “when i grow up i want to be nothing at all” i felt those words in my gdamn soul bro

#cried alone in my car parked in my driveway for like 17 minutes #i feel so hopeless and useless and stupid so so so stupid i’ll never be smart enough like the other nurses #i can’t fucking think im too slow i don’t know anything #it’s the emergency room and god for fucking bid i have an emergent patient i don’t know wtf to do ever #i don’t know how to initiate protocols or contact interdisciplinary or put in complex orders i don’t know anything i’m so useless #everyone thinks i’m stupid i’ve been on orientation for like 2 months know and i’m still the same useless stupid novice airhead new grad #i just get so frazzled i feel like everyone expects so much out of me and i have to be perfect to meet their standards #but im stupid im subpar im not good enough like them like #ever if they’ve been nurses for years and i’ve only been working as one for legit 2 months it’s just i still don’t know how to do anything #it’s like i can’t think i don’t do things how they want me to do them and then i look stupid im the attending doctor thinks i’m so dumb but #she wouldn’t even hear me out like i know you want both fluids running i know it’s important but he only has.1 IV and they aren’t compatible #we’re trying to start a second IV and he had difficult veins like why are you trying to tell me i’m stupid i know why you ordered it thatway #it’s like nobody gets my dumbass brain but that’s not their fault bc they can think clearly and convey their thoughts to people without #sounding like a fucking dumbass i have no critical thinking skills im just useless i hate this so much i don’t want to be here it sucks #i never wanted to be a nurse i never wanted to be anything i was 12 years old hoping i’d be dead by 18 #and now i’m 23 and i’m still fucking here but it’s clear i shouldn’t be i don’t fit in im not fit for society #i should be euthanized like an unwanted dog that’s been at the shelter for too long that’s exactly what i am #20min later still crying can’t stop being a fucking crybaby pitypartying myself i’m the worst oh my god grow the fuck up already #why is everything so difficult for me why can’t i just fit in literally everyone knows i don’t belong #i’m the dumbest most useless new grad orientee and EVERYONE knows it even management it’s so embarrassing #i’m so embarrassed to be alive and take up space that could be filled by someone so much better smarter prepared someone meant to be there #i don’t want this i don’t want any of this i never wanted to grow up im just a kid in my head i’m so pathetic #i wish i was smart and good at something i wish people looked at me and thought o wow i respect her bc she’s also a good nurse #nobody likes me i’m such a burden to everyone the doctors my preceptors other nurses who deserve to be there #i’m leaking snot everywhere today wasn’t even that bad but i think it’s all just hitting me now how helpless i am #i’m so tired of myself and waking up and making a fool of myself every shift fucking stupid loser i hate myself i try so hard and it’s not #it’s not enough it’s never enough im not enough im an imposter i’ll never be as good as the other nurses even tho i’m really really trying #i seriously don’t want to do this anymore i don’t want to be here i can’t do it everyone knows i’m not cut out for this they all talk shit #ramblings

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sleep-nurse · 5 months

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so i was continuing omori trying to get a save file with a wtf value of 6 or higher

i did like 3 attempts today. all of them were below 6 (i knew this from the hellmari hovering on mom's bed happening on wtf value 6 or higher secret)

well except for the last one. the 3rd one who i ironically said ''THIS IS GONNA BE MY LUCKY ONE BECAUSE 3 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!''. 3 is really my lucky number huh

#sunflower rambles #also this save file is going to be for my omori route #i just wanted a decent wtf value because. well. my first one had a measly 3/13 #it LITERALLY SCARED ME THOUGH I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

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meraus · 8 months

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“You fucked up” babes he’s literally on the ground not moving, the only thing fucked up is his spine

#finally watched the Samoa Joe and hook match #I was screeching laughing at the yfu chant like bro he’s dead wtf do y’all expect him to do #and hook baby I love you but when you ask for more you get more. take the L and live #GREAT fucking match #I would love for this to be a clear point where hook becomes more strategic with opponents he can’t outmuscle #cause I was watching him do moves and thinking like.. that hurt you more than him why would you even go for that #I know I’m being hard on him but I prommy I love hook #Samoa Joe no notes he’s fucking class he destroyed that man in front of his daddy #literally threw him down on the table like the worlds most violating ‘this one yours?’

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zerothisnero · 6 months

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Having issues with drama club rn got inspired to make this

(I am part of backstage crew btw and there's literally only 2 of us working back)

#literally wtf is the instructor doing #might quit drama idk yet #This is mostly based off the fact that my amazing actor of a friend got only a singular role which contains like 4 lines of dialog #while some dude with no experience what so ever before hand gets a major role with 6-10 pages worth of dialog #also back stage crew gets ignored alot #she won't let backstage crew come to rehersal practice #which is odd because you can't rlly have a play with out backstage crew #Btw theres only 2 main crew members #me and a friend's gf #please tell me how this woman expects backstage to just magically know what we're supposed to do #i have prior experience working lights and shit #but the other crew member doesn't #Idk #I lowkey feel like and ass for making this post but oh well #This play probably gonna flop like the last one (chirstmas play)#Doesn't help alot of the actors plus the instructor don't take constructive criticism very well #blud thinks we like Hamilton #nero blabbing

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