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#the subtext was always there#y’all were just too pussy to admit it!!#‘eww bill’s a homicidal maniac and also literally a triangle!’#yeah and he's also ford's ex next question#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#billford#fae figures#memes
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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
#rambling#seen wp go ‘they’re mismembering their history is all-‘#as if they’d know more than the actual Japanese people#comments on ever post about yasuke are full of racist wp arguing with Japanese ppl and telling them that yasuke was a ‘nobody slave’#while Japanese ppl are just like ‘well anyway-‘ on their asses it’s kind of embarrassing#the guy is literally an historical figure bro#how are you mad that everyone from a country that you have such an unhealthy interest in isn’t as racist as you are??? that’s what it’s#giving#I’m sure there are lots of Japanese ppl being racist af too#since antiblackness is global and everyone has a problem with black people simply existing but#they hate us too but 😭#it’s just#expect full blown kkk bullshit as soon as a black character pokes their head out from around the curtain#antiblackness#I see white ppl cry about yasuke every other month man#or at least once a year on Twitter
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#txt#figured he would be goodto deface the nothingburger post with hes literally the definition of nothingburger
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The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT
#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked#Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200#Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers#grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively#they’re all my children tho#don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back#eventually#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv show#percy jackson tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo series#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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the mad sorcerer
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi thistle#sissel#thistle dunmeshi#thistle#digital art#artists on tumblr#fan art#digital drawing#myart/#I LOVE HIM#literally crying here because of him#just wanna give the boy a hug#also i think the cropping is kinda shit but i will figure it out if i make prints of this
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#271 in tennis, #1 in the dumb slut olympics
#he’s taking it…#figuratively and literally#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tashi duncan#challengers#artpatrick#tashipatrick#artrick#🎾
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#v#my art#scribbles#splatoon#before more tags come in thinking this is slander dw I think she's cute and her shoes are poppin' <3#literally and figuratively. they are neon pink and cyan it's hard not to look at them
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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.
#Mine is a drum corps show from 2015 LMAO#Carolina Crown's “Inferno” to be exact lol#this was during my peak Band Kid years and also the height of my Divine Comedy fixaction so this just scratched SUCH a good itch#i would literally just watch this like 13 min long marching band show over and over#and try to figure out what parts of the music represented what parts of the poem#thank god i had other band friends i could just word vomit about this too at the time lol#every few months or so i'll fall back into it and reanalyze it a lil weirdo too lol#anyway 10/10 show would recommend if you like band stuff n dante LMAO
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Everyone knows Batman using Brucie Wayne’s voice while in the cowl, I give you Brucie Wayne using the Batman voice.
Brucie Wayne, wearing a half open very elaborate expensive tailored suit suddenly going ‘Step away from the fountain’ in the deepest voice anyone has ever heard in the entire world and his kids immediately drop what they’re doing and jump away so fast it’s almost comical and the girl and guy in Brucie’s lap just look at him in bafflement and the entire Gala falls quiet. Then Brucie goes ‘ohhh emmmmm ggggggg! Why’d everyone stopped tawwlking!!!” And they continue on like nothing happened but it goes down in history.
#brucie wayne#batman#everyone is terrified from him henceforth#gordon pulls it out when he finally reveals how he knows bruce is batman and the man is confused as to how#'you literally revealed yourself to an entire room. its no wonder tim and my daughter figured it out#im almost scared why other people didnt#this is further proof why gotham needs the batman if theyre this stupid but wtv'#and bruce is just like blushing#batfam#batkids
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]
#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#hsr textpost#honkai star rail#honkai star rail meme#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.2 spoilers#aventurine#sunday#hsr sunday#robin#hsr robin#stelle#hsr trailblazer#acheron#black swan#misha#hsr misha#hsr gallagher#gallagher#boothill#if these memes don't make it obvious enough. i have finally completed the 2.2 main quest. and i am feeling. so many things about it /pos#11/10 i couldn't be more pleased. but i also don't have it in me to articulate any of it so here. have more memes instead#was fighting for my life to figure out the alt text for the 2nd one tbh. my struggle saga continues#let's see if any of these have been done yet. bc after posting these i always fuckign stumble on 1 or 2 that have been :/#and i feel bad. like i've stolen the idea? but i literally only see them after the fact!! sigh. there's nothing new under the sun etc etc
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Narinder’s April Fools prank on the bishops
Im slightly iffy on my design for Nari when he’s a god. I might tweak it so there can be a tiny bit more gold included.
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#how many times do you think he wishes he punted lamb while he used to be a god?#id say that it is a reoccuring thought with everytime the lamb does something dumb#and yes i gave him fancy ass red eyeliner#cuz yes he slays like that#literally and figuratively after fighting the bishops lmaooo#tgdart#art#digital art#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl narinder#cotl narilamb#drawing
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tbh "Leave" is the funniest dialogue option in most situations
#sorry for hiatus i was moving house and it killed me literally figuratively and metaphorically#my art tag?#baldur's gate 3#astarion#gale of waterdeep
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The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)
#Art block auggh but must draw pretty lady aauugghh#also fr thought you mean to tell me this lady with the D. in her name wasn’t out here being an absolute menace#like I feel like she and Roger had to be in the same wavelength of fuckass crazy like cmon now#Rouge and Roger backstory when? (I am delusional)#also her being portrayed as this saintly dead mother figure feels very strange to me. boo to women being killed for plot convenience🍅🍅#also I really tried to draw her similar to how I draw ace bc he is literally a mammas boy#copy and paste of his mom with his dads hair#AGGGHH I NEED MORE OF HERR#AND IF I CANT HAVE MORE I WILL MAKE MORE💥💥#art#digital art#my art#fanart#drawing#digital illustration#one piece#portgas d ace#portgas d rouge#rouge#op#one piece fanart
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the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End acting like an entitled toddler is the funniest thing
#i havent drawn j proper in like half a year#and dd j in over a year. my gods#ill figure her out eventually. or ill forget she exists for another year who knows#her haircut is so goddamn hard to draw thank you liam for giving her like no screen time actually#regressed my style a bit. didnt like the more rounded approach it was going#give her a gameboy or something im sure they have a port for it#art#murder drones#murder drones j#serial designation j#murder drones cyn#murder drones flesha#murder drones skyn#skyn sounds cooler but flesha rolls off the tongue better. divorce leads children to the worst places#cw blood and gore#for flesha. shes got that aura#dont mind the semi cursive again i literally cannot read it myself unless its like this#how do you even draw a cursive f. thats not a letter thats a scribble
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do you have an in-depth background for Dorian? I loved the comic with his family members, and it made me wonder about his entire life story!! what is his relationship with his siblings!!! why did he start adventuring!!! dorian is not my bg3 character but I love him as a son
he comes from a huge family of wood elf rangers and he was. a handful
also the whole adventuring thing was a complete accident
he was just walking home and got zapped by the nautiloid
#art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#he is our collective son#i think he’s very very close to all his sisters but especially the oldest because there’s 12 years between them#so she was sort of a third parent? not in a bad way though#i always figured he was one of the civilians taken from baldur’s gate in the opening cutscene#he really wasn’t supposed to be an adventurer he’s literally just some guy
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