#literally pointless

[campfirecrew]

Dear Internet Historians,

Snowing in school,

I walked to school on the icy paths today whilst the sky was pissing snow and I was all alone, because my friends who I normally meet at the train station weren’t there, NOT because our school had shut down, because it’s ICY and DANGEROUS, but because the train drivers are having a boycott as a late reaction to the whole shit prime minister problem. I was shivering like an engine and had to hold on to some random people’s fences to their front gardens to stop me from slipping and I hate everything. Then when I had to walk by the motor way it was even worse, because I had nothing to hold one for support so I fell on my ass about sixty times because we have shit school shoes with no grips. I had to shelter in Tesco express, because it was too cold and I was wearing fingerless gloves and as practical as they are in any other scenario, believe it or not in the snow it felt like my fingers were going to drop off. EVERYONE READING THIS don’t wear fingerless gloves in the snow. I bought some iced coffee whilst I was there, because tis the season for a cold drink and I just stood inside sipping it staring out of the window in misery of what of my treacherous journey there is left. I also played a game in my head where I guessed what the star signs of any person I saw were. The shopkeeper was definitely a Sagittarius, she just gave off that energy and seemed to have her life together. I also saw some random ass figure in the distance through the window who was running through the snow with a skull and a blazer- and that made me again aware of the time passing for some reason and thus I set off again. The fucker was definitely a Capricorn. I’m going to fast-forward us into when I actually arrived to school because it pains me to have to again go in to the details of what I had to endure, I’m sure you get the idea from what I’ve just been saying. So. I’m in school. I’m freezing and quite likely suffering from hypothermia. TWO THIRDS OF THE SCHOOL aren’t in. I at least actually showed up. Then. My fucking teacher. Guess who..? Ms MEAN! Tells me that I have a detention for being late without a call from a parent and because it’s Tuesday I have to stay in school TODAY. Well it sucks to be her, because due to the worry of it being too icy and dark for the pupils, our school closed after third lesson, which I barely had to sit through and my Mum was able to pick me up, because her work closed early too. So THERE MS MEAN.

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

I’m reading the sequel to the racist tiger book and the author straight up put an explicit Noah’s Ark reference in her ‘ancient Hindu prophecy.’

[lizzywrites1]

Okay... here goes...

Lizzy’s random Encanto OC:

Her name is Daniela

Daniela Olivia Rojas Madrigal

She’s the firstborn daughter of Julieta and Agustín (stay with me here)

She’s two years older than Isabela

Her gift is to use the elements at will. Not like Pépa with her weather, but like... think Avatar: The Last Airbender... Yeah, I know... just... I told you she doesn’t make a lot of sense.

When she gets mad she has a tendency to heat up and is more willing to use the fire aspect of her gift, but really, her emotions don’t go hand-in-hand with her gift.

She’s tall like Agustín and does actually wear glasses and has lighter eyes like her Pa. She’s built more like him too but has Julieta’s hair and smile.

Her glasses are more for reading than anything else, but when she first got them and everyone said, “Just like your Papí,” she was sold and never wanted to take them off. Total Daddy’s girl and may or may not have gotten into squabbles with Luisa over his attention.

She’s like Agustín, personality-wise, but is very patient and can be reserved like Julieta. V elegant, but will trip and fall on her face from time to time. 

She travels

A couple of years pre-movie, she decided she needed more than what Encanto had to offer. Since Isabela was the favorite, there wasn’t really any pressure on her to be perfect.

After many late-night talks with her parents, they finally are convinced and sully support her decision to explore the world outside of the Encanto.

Alma is not happy about this.

Like at all.

She hardly talks to Daniela during the time before she leaves but of course tells her goodbye and that she loves her.

Over time, she writes the family about where she is and where her travels take her. She returns home a couple of times, bringing in new fashions for her sisters and father and spices for her mother.

When she receives her mother’s letter about Casita’s fall and nearly losing her little sister, she races home. She doesn’t use her gift much to not freak people out, so she hadn’t noticed when the magic disappeared initially.

She was always closest to Mirabel, having been their mother’s biggest helper when the little one was born early and needed extra care.

She’s close with all of her sisters and they were both proud and upset when she left, but are totally relieved when she comes home.

She taught Luisa the most effective way to reroute the river and would help Isabela with proper watering and soil for her plants.

After Casita is rebuilt and has been for a while, she returns to her travels, saying she joined a band of people who were doing the same thing as she did and left their hometowns to travel.

This time around, she meets a young man, and surprise, surprise, they fall in love. She gushes about him in her letters home and Julieta and the girls think it's wonderful while Agustín isn’t all too sure about it. He wasn’t too happy about Mariano and he knew the boy since he was little.

Daniela brings him home and of course wins the family over in no time, asking Agustín for Daniela’s hand. Agustín cries and Julieta has to answer for him.

Agustín calls Daniela, “Mi bebé,” (My baby), (She is their first after all, even though she isn’t the baby of the family), whereas Julieta calls her, “Mi todo,” (My everything).

I feel like that's a lot more than anyone asked for (And I could honestly go into more detail but will spare you)... So, yeah, her being their first child is what I’m like, “This makes no sense,” and it doesn’t and her gift is meh, but it's what stuck with her and I literally can’t change it in my brain.

I doubt it, but if you have any questions about her... just ask. She’s not in anything and I think she’s just too random for me to write her into anything even though I’d love to. 

[pro-birth]

I saw someone say Disney should have remade The Princess and the Frog if they wanted a black princess movie, instead of making Ariel Black.

However, The Princess and the Frog is a European fairy tale that was reimagined with a Black Jazz era woman as the lead. This isn’t the first time we had a “reimagined” Black princess and this isn’t the first time Disney made free advertising via instigated race debates concerning their products.

I think the new movie will be dumb because 99% of their live action remakes are a joke for MANY reasons, but let’s stop giving a major, corrupt corporation more fuel than it already has.

[roger-that-palidan]

Ignoring the impending doom that’s named Ian coming for me and my loved ones, I’ve reached a point in my ability to draw that I am now comfortable with showing people my drawings lol.

Like, I’m home right now taking inventory of our supplies and whatnot and writing down the list of things we need and decide to doodle a lil bust of myself waving my finger at the things we need.

Before hand, the mere thought of showing off one of my drawings was enough to make me ripe up the paper I was drawing on. I know my mom is gonna make a comment about the drawing but I’m sure she’d be surprised that I’m still drawing since to everyone around me, I put down the pen and paper at the start of Covid.

Anyways, pointless rant over. Stay safe y’all!

[ttoibrainrot]

for your consideration.

(read the tags and notes pls)

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[ezzyal23]

I think I’m getting the hang of this 🤷‍♀️

[4nti-fr3eze]

Negative Ikea imagine I made for no reason

[ghostxzara]

The only thing I have going in life right now is my sweet baby other than that I just want to fucking end this shit. Like wtf is the point. Life is so fucking pointless.

[neonloneliness]

is there a scientific reason why iced coffee is the superior way to consume caffeine???

it's the little things in life, ya know

[atdawn]

MERLIN | 4.13 The Sword in the Stone, Pt. 2

[yeet-noir]

Adrien walking into the kitchen in the morning knowing he is going to have to eat his father's shitty pancakes for the 157th day in a row

[mushtoons]

We're early (cough by a couple days cough) but!!

@dragon-spaghetti HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

you're so cool and such an amazing friend and its mainly cuz of u we even fell back in love with tmnt so we honestly owe u our lives 💖💖 so heres some cuties for ur big day!!

bonus:

[gojuo]

all the work gojo did for the past 15 chapters was literally pointless and megumi is gone gone like gone. yeah okay at this point gege why dont you suck sukuna's dick yourself?

[beatcroc]

hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.