#little idiots

[wu-does-art]

miwi!! they def judged people and rolled around in flower fields together

[thatsitso]

Orufrey week day 3: First date

First date, but they're both idiots who didn't confess for 20 years

[federthenotsogreat]

Fawful Month day 12: 🎉Chortles

He told an awful joke

[rocket-to-wreck-pipeline]

rich’s therapist really needs a raise because he’d absolutely be the type to just drop absolute bullshit on them and then just go with it like

rich, about to do something incredibly stupid: hold on let me ask my therapist real quick.

*calls therapist*: hey i’m going to fight the gods again. ok? ok.

rich: they said it was ok

unfortunately, karma comes for him in the form of sam

anyone at all when they’re in a bit of a Conundrum: what should we do??

sam: let me ask rich

*dials and picks up*: hey rich i’m going to explode a building ok? ok. *hangs up*

sam: rich said to explode the building

*ignores the frantic ringing of rich trying to call him back in a Panic*

[kris-sophie]

So much space, so little grass to eat.

[navree]

british people whenever anyone from the us makes a mild joke about their nonsense country really just go “hehehe well your children get torn to shreds in schools by semiautomatics haha hoho we’re so much better” like this is another reason why the entire planet hates your country you guys just suck

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[youryurigoddess]

Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.

[diabolicjoy]

Moomin plate. if you even care

[sp0o0kylights]

Steve wearing a ring Eddie gifts him as a joke (so he can be less prep/more cool) except Steve ends up wearing it all the time.

Something happens-- Eddie misplaces or otherwise forgets his rings one night, and ends up having to go about the day without them.

He's so used to spinning and fidgeting with them that he feels practically naked. Keeps touching his bare fingers and wincing.

Without asking and mid conversation with Robin, Steve offerings him not Steve's own ring, but his entire hand.

Just gives his hand over to Eddie, an intrusive thought he followed without sparing so much as a second to think it through.

(Eddie plays with the ring on Steve's finger anyway, trying not to blush about it, but very much needing the distraction. )

Robin calls them out about ten minutes in, asking why Steve didn't just take the ring off. 

“Oh. I didn't think about that. Sorry Eddie.” 

“Don't apologize man, this is better."

Steve nods like that makes perfect sense, and Eddie refuses to elaborate further.

Robin wants to choke them both because they're fucking romance-blind idiots.

[crowzirawho]

I love that Aziraphale perceives Crowley as much cooler than he actually is (because he's completely in love with him).

It's obvious from the body swap scene -which served him well because Crowley does play it cooler in Hell- but my personal favorite is this:

"Jane Austen - the brains behind the 1810 Clarkenwell diamond robbery."

Aziraphale was initially dumbfounded when Crowley knew Jane Austen from the robbery instead of the books she wrote, and he saw how confused Crowley was when he found out that she was an author.

So he thought, if Crowley doesn't know about the fact that she's an author and he knows about the robbery, then this must be the known thing about her that people will recognize her from. And when Nina and Maggie asked "Jane Austen?" he responded with Crowley's fact rather than his.

(It was also very autistic of him to try and copy his "cooler" husband's sayings so that people don't view him as weird)

[mfshipbracket]

[caguaydreams]

boops might be gone but the experience will stay with me forever

[princessskye09]

messy baby