#parasites in chief in their idiot hats

[mfshipbracket]

[maraschinomerry]

[Image description: the Bugs Bunny "I wish all X a very X" meme which shows Bugs Bunny in a black tuxedo with a red rose on his lapel. His eyebrows are raised and he is looking out at the viewer. The text has been edited to read "I wish Christopher Eccleston a very pleasant evening". End image description.]

[lestatslestits]

Choosing to believe Kate Middleton’s absence is because Christopher Eccleston finally snapped.

[stavvers]

[fred-the-dinosaur-draws]

didn't finish it in time for the actual coronation. but it's done in time for the americans waking up. here you go americans. the queen is dead. down with the king.

(reblog to bring down the monarchy)

[ermwhatsup]

wait did he say something or has he just become the poster child for hating the monarchy

[cormancatacombs]

Hey before we throw around our Megamind and crab memes, be aware some doofus on Twitter falsely reported the Queen’s death

Thanks to @grumfield for letting me know on my (now deleted) prev Queen post

EDIT:

ITS NOW OFFICIAL

[aela-targaryen]

now that Charlie boy has become king here are some things you may not know about him:

- he publicly humiliated and treated Diana the Princess of Wales like utter garbage countless times while they were married, in particular this situation in 1993

- tampongate (need I say more)

- his poor treatment of Princes William and Harry during their formative years (saw an opera while William was in surgery, A+ dad behaviour)

- in 2013 he accepted a £1m donation from the family of Osama Bin Laden for one of his charities

- continues to meddle in British politics which is a big fat no-no for royals (but he doesn’t care to listen or be reminded of history, i.e, see Charles I of England), he also really wanted helicopters and kept annoying the PM over it back in 2004-2005

- he was allegedly listed in the Paradise Papers back in 2017, but the royal family denies this

- he was allegedly the one who made racist comments about the potential skin colour of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s son back in 2017 after his youngest son’s engagement, but he continues to deny this

- he and the Duchess of Cornwall openly LAUGHED at Inuit throat singers during a visit to Iqaluit, Canada in 2017 (it’s so abhorrent, as a Canadian this enrages me)

- in 2021 he allegedly offered “cash for honours” in relation to The Prince’s Foundation, by bribing a Saudi billionaire with knighthood and UK citizenship if he donated to his charity

- he actively supports homeopathy treatments instead of researched and effective treatments, and is often criticized as being “anti-science”

- he has a minimum net worth of $27 billion USD as of 2022 from ONE royal estate (that’s right, just from one of their many properties)

[samuel-vimes]

on the Chris polls Eccleston is always the actual correct choice even if his name isn't on there

[prawns-are-cannibals]

Today a 74 year old officially gets his first proper job, his wife (who the now king had an affair on his ex-wife with) is, rather smugly, being crowned queen, and the chief nonce Andrew is in attendance.

What a way to spend £100/150m.

[thorsonoflesbian]

it's coronation day, so i'm patiently waiting for news of christopher eccleston snapping and finally committing regicide

[whumpshaped]

i think someone should rub skin-absorbant poison on the inside of a crown to assassinate a monarch. dramatic death at coronation.

[ohwellwhateevernevermind]

saw the news and IMMEDIATELY opened tumblr. started trending so fast it crashed the app. my god we waste no time

[wahoo-wahey]

chris eccleston at it again

[awoodenpen]

Another reason why not to mourn.

[cormancatacombs]

Harley Quinn says fuck the monarchy and so do I