#live riffing

[chazraps]

For #TBT it's my long-lost Bill Corbett interview originally set for the RiffTrax 2020 summer shows (but postponed due to the novel coronavirus pandemic) finally seeing the light! Marvel at the deep dive into how Rifftrax Live happens, Bill discussing his favorite riffs like Birdemic, working with Tommy Wiseau and don't miss 'The Return of Swamp Thing' next week from Fathom Events!

[footballshowrot]

intricate rituals etc

[queenlucythevaliant]

It is such a stone cold bummer that we live in a universe where C.S. Lewis's youthful ambition to write the libretto for a Loki opera was never realized

[homicidalbrunette]

CATE BLANCHETT!!!

[jakeperalta]

romance in film gif meme: [1/5] firsts

the age of adaline (2015) dir. lee toland krieger

[tinyshoopuf]

What an unforgettable experience!

[thegroundhogdidit]

this is all i got from the live action show

[snickerdoodlles]

@arewedoneyet I am very, very tempted to post an edited version of the virgin sacrifice!Chay* smut brainstorm that was had in the groupchat tonight for this one 🤣

[corrodedcoughin]

Future fic (either Canon Era or Modern au) where Steve and Eddie have kids and Eddie convinces the kids to call his uncle Grunkle Wayne like in gravity falls bc he technically is their great uncle.

Wayne grumbles and acts all exasperated but Eddie can tell he loves it. It's the same tone he used when Eddie started calling him 'Pops' because he's more of a dad than his father ever was

don't you dare come here and make me emotional at work thinking about Gruncle Wayne. I know for a fact he'd absolutely spoil those kids in any way that he could. Sure it'd probably be small but he would absolutely dote on them.

In my mind, Wayne (and Wayne's Mom) taught Eddie to play guitar and now he shares teaching the children with Eddie. It's a long standing appointment between them all and Wayne loves that he can spend time with his family like this.

He can see glimpses of Eddie's personality in the kids and tries not to laugh when the mouthy kid goes off on their mouthy Dad but it's always with a smile and never with malice.

He sees some of Steve in them too, his mannerisms shining through in the way the kids hold themselves or the looks they give strangers when trying to figure out if they can be trusted, mainly its the hands on hips power stance. They learned it fast and perfected it.

Wayne's Saturdays are full of 'Gruncle Wayne look I've been practicing!' and 'Grucnle Wayne Dad says that you knew how to fly but forgot. Why did you forget?' and 'Gruncle Wayne, tell Mom to let me say ass' (because yes they call Steve Mom). Wayne's family has grown and he is happy

[milfglupshitto]

need more star wars mutuals… do not want to brave the tags to find star wars mutuals

[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

if i was going to make a video game i would make a "cozy"/farm sim/stardew-esque type game but it starts with the player character waking up in the woods ala rip van winkle. they stumble into town and everything is decrepit and overgrown and falling apart. there are occasional ghosts. the world ended while you were asleep. you have to scavenge food and supplies from the town, and eventually learn to grow/trap/gather/build new stuff. find out how ghosts died and/or complete their last requests to put them to rest. find weird mutated creatures and strange objects in the woods. build a thing. you can die through mishap if you don't take care of yourself with water/shelter/food. you die anyway eventually, with the intention that you can't find all the secrets or complete all the quests in a single playthrough. if you want to see everything you have to do it over and again and choose what to prioritize.

[deltaruminations]

geez louise ok i just need to get these thoughts out of my head lol. stream-of-consciousness rambling about Secret Boss "Someone" to follow

gaster or not, i think the idea of Someone being an "insider" to the dark worlds makes a little more intuitive sense than them being a Lightner (or shapeless fourth-dimensional entity, i guess). the simplest answer to "how were they contacting Darkners before the Fountains were open?" is, well, Someone themself was a Darkner. they already lived on that layer of reality.

beyond that, i think there's a certain clarity of motivation to be found if we take the stance that they're a Darkner rather than something else. consider the Someone’s M.O. — give these underdogs knowledge of what lies beyond, help them transcend their limitations, then leave them to take fate for themselves; this reads to me like an effort (however misguided) of liberation. why would Someone want to do this? maybe because they empathize with them -- and/or, maybe, they stumbled into some kind of eldritch knowledge themself, and were desperate to share it, to have someone else understand what they did.

if we do want to bring in gaster as a possibility for Someone… fuck it. let's say his "object" really is the font Wingdings. why, from a watsonian perspective, Font Darkners would manifest as skeletons is… unclear… but let's go with it for now. Wingdings is a digital dingbats font that sparked confusion, misunderstanding, and even conspiracy theories among users. It's always been a misfit among common typefaces, and over time its usefulness as an ideographic system has been challenged by easier and more available alternatives, including, of course, the implementation of Unicode emoji. contrast this with comic sans and papyrus, which, despite the chagrin of design literati, have historically been widely-used and beloved due to their availability, versatility, and ease of use. by this logic, wingdings fits the profile of a secret boss, designed for a purpose that left him underutilized and discarded.

no real ideas as to how he would have acquired The Knowledge or whatever, aside from ENTRY NUMBER 17 seeming to allude vaguely to opening a Neo Dark Fountain, a process that i guess could expose the planar nature of reality, like he figured if he can go down then maybe he can go up too, or something. listen i have no fucking clue ok. in any case he certainly seems like the type to go digging for it in the first place, Mad Scientist, etc., and maybe it's in his nature as a Darkner designed for communication to feel a need to share it. an obtuse, near-unintelligible font struggling to be understood. or something. lol

as to how gaster (and the brothers) would have "ascended" to the Light World… who knows lol. Magic Science Doors? there are still a ton of issues with this line of speculation and i'm not sure how much it really holds water beyond Being Interesting and proposing a couple of answers to things. but. still. it needles me

....................though. i mean. at the time we meet him, gasty guy does seem to be in possession of a human SOUL, and kris doesn't seem to have one otherwise….................................... nah jk that's silly LOL. unless...... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 no for real i'm kidding

[birgittesilverbae]

Moiraine Mocks The World 2: Electric Boogaloo released today and I am STOKED

[mystmarten]

i actually came up with video games separately and independently from the rest of the world. like i technically invented mario i just didn't know he already existed. not to brag but im just saying. its no big deal.