#lmao just sneezed and she got scared

[overturetoanadventure]

Finally am back home and meenie beenie wouldn’t come near me at first but I felt her hop onto bed and settle into the little four I always end up sleeping in and is all cozy n grooming herself rn I’m so happyyyyyy

[conshirtoe]

Earlier today I sneezed and it scared my cat so bad she leapt from the bed to the floor in a higher than usual arch (which was quite graceful ngl) And I felt bad I scared her, so I picked her up and placed her back on the bed-furiously apologizing of course. I could tell she was embarrassed

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

9-1-1 Headcanons/Crack

A/N: I found this hiding in my drafts and giggled to myself way too much to not post it lmao.

- Athena kills the spiders. Bobby nopes the fuck away from them as soon as he sees them.

- The team prefers Buck stay away from large amounts of caffeine. Now it's bc they're terrified his heart will give out but before the lightning it was bc the adorable little shit would be bouncing off the walls after one RedBull. (Oh how I miss the days when caffeine gave me that kind of boost)

- Cat People: Buck, Hen, and Bobby

- Dog People: Eddie, Athena, Maddie

- Maddie & Buck take pinky promises VERY seriously. To them they're as serious as signing a legally binding contract or even selling your soul.

- Buck has a tiny adorable sneeze and it's never just one, always a minimum of three. Eddie & Bobby both scream sneeze but usually only once.

- God forbid Buck gets the hiccups. Bc not only do they last forever but he acts like they're gonna kill him.

- The one time the team managed to have a horror movie night the entire living room was covered in popcorn by the end of it bc Buck & Eddie hate horror movies and every time they got jump scared they flung their popcorn. And holy shit Buck screams like a girl. One of the scares made him scream so loud that he scared Eddie who was sitting right beside him who then launched his popcorn over his head and everyone behind them got showered in popcorn before the bowl landed on Bobby's head upside down like a hat.

- Nobody will even mention a haunted house because one Halloween, Hen snuck up behind Buck and whispered boo. The poor goof started flinging his arms around and accidentally smacked the shit out of Hen.

- Saw a meme with Buck thats said something about whats the word for when your hands are bisexual. Here's my take. Buck was trying to explain that he is ambidextrous one day but couldn't remember the word. "Damn it, what the hell is the word for when you can- for when- bisexual hands?!" Hen laughed so hard she nearly pissed herself before answering him "Ambidextrous, Buck."

- Saw someone headcanon that Hen and Buck bought Eddie a fake plant and convinced him was real as a prank. I think pranks are a common occurrence around the 118 but that prank specifically is the longest running and is stil going despite the fact that Buck nearly bursts into a fit of giggles every time he sees Eddie water the damn thing. Eddie actually knows its fake but his friends get a kick out of it so he plays along.

- The word's hippopotamus and Worcestershire are running jokes/challenges for the 118 team. For hippopotamus the challenge is to fit as many ps in there as possible. For Worcestershire it's just seeing who can pronounce it the most incorrect way.

- Buck loves to research shit right? He also enjoys reading. However, just because he can read big words doesn't mean he pronounces them correctly. The team is often lovingly correcting him on his pronunciation. Or sometimes he'll straight up spit out a word and hope they can play auto correct for him and figure it out.

- Hen can smell a budding romance from a mile away. She's also the queen of bets. So far, she holds the record for most bets won amongst the 118.

- Somehow various slang has made its way into 118's vocabulary. No one will ever forget the night Buck made dinner and Bobby took a bite before proceeding to claim it was "bussin'". Or the way Eddie always tells people "don't be so salty."

- The best people at sensing when Buck is about to be Buck are Maddie, Bobby, and Athena.

- Occasionally, someone will host a grill out and yep you guessed it, Bobby and Chimney man the grill (mostly Bobby) in full dad attire. When asked why, their response had the same vibes as "for shits and giggles".

- Buck has taken a liking to the phrase "Fuck it we ball," which terrifies everyone.

- That one tiktok audio but make it Eddie & Buck: Eddie: *lots of angry spanish* Buck: Someone tell me what he's saying! Wtf is he saying?! Dude, I don't speak Taco Bell! Buck can somewhat keep up with and understand it when Eddie is speaking slowly due to his time in Peru but damnit his brain doesn't process fast enough to translate the angry Spanish.

- Everyone has a habit of leaving their LAFD hoodies laying around and Buck has a habit of picking them up and pulling them on when he's cold without paying attention to what name is on the back. He once wandered up to dinner with Diaz written across his back. No one batted an eye except Eddie who pointed it out. Buck's only response was, "I knew this didn't smell right." Buck has also been caught wearing Bobby's hoodie a few times.

- Wait a damn minute. Let's talk scents. Buck wears a cologne that smells like cinnamon and fire. Eddie has a sandalwood or pine vibe. Chimney wears a citrusy scent. Bobby has an herby scent like maybe rosemary or just mint. Hen has a warm and cozy scent vibe to me so maybe vanilla and leather.

Masterlist

[talesofunlikelysapphicpairings]

HELLOOOOO?! IS ANYONE THERE?!?!?!?!

Lmao, welcome back to me !!! I know, it was the longest hiatus I've had since I started this Tumblr account but life has been C R A Z Y.

I've already talked about the fact that I was taken off the Latin Honor list, so that's 3 years of hard work trying to maintain grades, extracurriculars, and social life down the drain. Such a wasteful thing cause I only needed a few points to secure my grade— grades that I had after a loooot of efforts but the idiot 'instructor' randomly decided to take out. A shame really, since I only have one year left to finish my Bachelor's. My mother's 50th birthday gift was supposed to be my Magna cum Laude. I guess I have to think of a new present, lol.

Also, I had to process a lot of trauma since last year and the first half of this year has been traumatic for me. 😂 Had to process these bad boys.

Last September my father had a newborn son. (Child of separated parents here.) Decided to play house with his new girl and her kids, with their new baby (not me) while the rest of his relatives sided with them, too and went against me. It was a messy business standing up for myself (yuck, toxic grown adults arguing with and gaslighting a twenty something) but I managed it. They've learned not to fight me nor ignore me, so I'll take that as a win.

Soon after, my mother adopted a toddler-boy, too. Then played house with her new boy and their own son, too.

I came from a country where being a boy is more impressive than being a golden child your whole life. My house right now is literally filled with gold medals, trophies, certificates, sash, crowns, and awards. But of course, I'm not a boy, so... "I won't be able to pass on the family name." (Like, fuck off. I'll be the most successful member of this family anybody will ever know; you'll only be known cause of your association with me.)

I am soooo glad I don't live with any of them anymore. I've made a home for myself (yes, their money but the point still stands).

Numerous health scares. Appendicitis attacks. Astigmatism attacks. I got bitten by a puppy twice in a span of two weeks. Then the puppy died so we knew he got rabies. (I got my shots, don't worry.) I twisted my ankle. And I've been coughing and sneezing every morning for three weeks now (allergies). You know, the usual.

In good news, I have fallen in love with Eve Best. So... If you watch edits of her on TikTok, you have probably already seen my account since I comment on the edits ... A lot... you just have to guess which one is mine. Lmao, good luck with that.

Also, I was chosen by the cat distribution system!!! I got a cat now. Her full name is Zumi Issi Sannanna Malyk. She came down from my ceiling's open panel one day, laid on my lap, and stayed at my house. I named her Zumi because she likes zoomies (she broke two glasses and one vase in three months!); Issi because I loved Valyrian even though I don't speak it; Sannanna because I got addicted to that Bollywood song that became a TikTok trend; and Malyk after one of my pen names. She's an orange cat so you know she's a handful. Aside from her, stray cats also stay at my garage when it's raining and it's rainy season where I am, so they fill my garage. (I can't adopt them all cause they don't stay in one place. I feed them and keep them warm instead.)

I guess, you can also say that I've been chosen by the dog guarding system, too. Since there are a few stray dogs that are guarding my house from the outside. They run away when I try to come near though, so I just leave the food on my door or toss it in their direction.

I've grown two plants. They bloomed, by the way. Then the one that's got three flowers in it (after ten weeks of me taking care of it!!!)— got stolen. RIGHT AT MY FRONT PORCH. I didn't really mind, 'cause the people who stole it might need it more you know. I hope it cheered them up. Then the other one who stayed with me for five weeks more, got a big chunk of its stem stolen, too. My mother said they probably used it to plant more. I hope the stem grows cause my plant died! I cried about it, too.

University starts again next, next week. Aside from my regular extracurriculars, thesis, internship, and usual busy-ness, I am also set to lead my program's Theatre Org so that's fun (and busy).

So that's the update on my life. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. 😂 I'm back for my usual shenanigans and yapping now.

[crinkled-emotions]

1/29 (at least here in the USA) prompt list #15 for Rooster or #2 for Jake. Whatever you're feeling I'm not picky! ;*

Let's goooooo! I’m kinda in a Hangman mood but it changes like the weather lmao.

I am working full time for 4 weeks straight starting tomorrow and I’m going to be SO wiped BUT after that I go back for second year of my degree and I’m so excited!!

(watch me get to week 2 and be like nah fuck this for a joke)

After writing this, it occurred to me that I had fucked around for however many words and I was like “mood, vibes. I kinda like it though?” and it got a little Hangster in my sickfic sorry!

(I will most likely come back and write 15 for Rooster too so hang tight to that thought 😂 lowkey want to introduce his OC wife?)

2. "I literally never get sick. Why is this happening?"

Maverick’s instinct was to glance at Rooster when a sneeze echoed through the classroom, but when he seemed mildly confused himself Maverick’s eyes moved over the rest of the room. 

“Everyone good?” He said. They all shrugged, but when another sneeze followed by a short cough was heard Maverick followed the sound. He frowned.

“Javy; you okay?”

“I’m fine, sir, it wasn’t me.”

"You’re not telling me- Bagman, really? You?”

Maverick had been with the Daggers for almost a year at that point and he’d seen more than a handful of colds, flus and at least one food poisoning outbreak within his team. Not once had Jake gone down. At one point Phoenix had commented that his snarky attitude scared off the viruses. Rooster had asked how she’d gotten sick in that case and Maverick ended up separating them because he didn’t particularly feel up to peeling Bradley off a wall.

“Wh- psshhhhttt. No, not me sir. It’s a sneeze, it’s not the end of the world.”

“Right... okay, well in that case- let’s go back over the-”

Another sneeze and this time Maverick caught Jake. He smiled.

“Kid, nothing wrong with being sick.”

“I don’t get sick,” Jake huffed. Maverick raised an eyebrow but chose not to question that logic.

“Okay, as I was saying...”

-

Unfortunately the sneezing wasn’t the end of his symptoms. Lining up in the mess, forehead pressed to Rooster’s shoulder in a way that was strangely familiar, like the positions were reversed many years ago in a different fic, Jake let him lead the way through the queue. Phoenix piled food on his plate and then threatened to spit in it if he didn’t take it so she could get her own. Jake knew if he looked up he’d find Maverick keeping an eye on the team but he chose not to, instead finding Javy.

“Dude, got Tylenol?” He asked. Javy reached into his pocket, producing his phone, Airpods, a packet of gum, hand sanitiser... but no Tylenol.

“I’m out,” he said apologetically. Jake waved him off.

“S’fine, I can tough it out.”

“What is it, exactly?” Bob asked. He looked like he was potentially enjoying this considering he was usually one of the first to get sick. Jake glared at him.

“You wanna know, Baby on Board? It’s your mo-”

“-hey, cut it out with the your mom jokes.”

Phoenix finally got to the table, Rooster at her shoulder despite being ahead in the line earlier. Fanboy glanced up from his comic book.

“Bagman’s sick? Can we take a photo, remember this occasion?”

“Cruel, my dude,” Payback grinned, high-fiving.

“I literally never get sick, why is this happening?” Jake huffed, putting his head on the table. Rooster clapped his shoulder as he sat, grinning.

“Welcome to my world, man. You’ll be familiar with my friends; Tylenol, Pepto and Dayquil.”

The rest of the team snickered and Jake tilted his head slightly to the side to glare at the older aviator.

“Are you enjoying this, you asshole?”

“A little, maybe. There was only so much I never get sick I could take.”

“Amen,” the rest of the table said simultaneously. A cry of jinx! broke out across the table but they all burst out laughing. They all fell easily into conversation leaving Rooster and Hangman sitting together just trying to get through lunch. Even the thought of the food on his plate made Jake’s stomach hurt and he pushed his plate toward Rooster.

“Take it,” he said. Rooster shrugged.

“I’m good. You gotta eat something.”

“Yeah, no thanks.”

Waiting until the rest of the team were completely distracted, Bradley leaned over to whisper in Jake’s ear.

“Bathroom, five minutes.”

“Please tell me you’re not propositioning me,” Jake muttered, rubbing at his throbbing temples. He watched Rooster’s moustache twitch.

“When have I ever propositioned you-”

“-need I remind you of the Summer of 2008?” Jake replied. He heard Bradley snort.

“Yeah, you win. C’mon, just meet me in the bathroom in five minutes. Trust me.”

“Fine.”

Rooster made a very sneaky exit from the table, but Jake watched him go over and kneel by where Maverick was eating lunch with the Admirals. Technically, he was an Admiral now too but he refused to be at a desk job all the time. Maverick’s full attention was on his godson the second he approached, listening intently to Bradley, before he nodded. Bradley said something, Maverick rolled his eyes, and then Jake realised it was time to get going.

-

“Bagman.”

“BradBrad.”

“Ugh, that fucking nickname followed me from elementary school to my college graduation and into the Navy. Mav said it the other day right in front of Cyclone and it’s all I’ve heard ever since.”

Jake didn’t even have the energy to laugh, sighing as he leaned against the bathroom sink.

“What have you got for me, Roos?”

“Help.”

Rooster reached into the pocket on the inside of his jacket, producing a travel bottle of Pepto. His pants pocket had a tiny bottle of Tylenol, and then he pulled a full sized water bottle from his jacket sleeve.

“Jesus Christ, have you been smuggling drugs on base?” Jake deadpanned as he cracked open the bottle of Pepto. Downing it all in one go he decided that was the worst shot he’d ever done (and he was familiar with a cowboy cocksucker) so he chased it with the Tylenol and water.

“Give it time to settle,” Rooster suggested. He stepped forward, and Jake was only slightly taken aback by the hand on his forehead.

“You’re warm; Mav said don’t stress about the hops today, he wasn’t going to fly anyone after lunch anyway. Apparently the flight crew don’t like it; too much clean up later.”

Jake snorted.

“Fair enough. Uh, look, Rooster- thanks. You didn’t have to do this.”

“Yeah, I did. We’re a team, remember?”

“Apparently I forget,” Jake deadpanned. Rooster rolled his eyes.

“Then don’t, asshole.”

He left the bathroom, door swinging closed behind him, and the nausea in Jake’s stomach started to settle. He sighed, leaning back against one of the sinks.

-

Unfortunately Bradley’s little miracle concoction only lasted until the end of the work day and Jake was shaky as he got into his truck. The passenger door opened and Jake only shit himself for a moment before realising it was Javy.

“Dude; a little warning?” He huffed. Javy rolled his eyes.

“Gimme your keys; I’ll drive you home. You’re too sick to be home alone.”

Jake’s shoulders fell forward and he passed over the keys. They swapped and Jake leaned against the passenger seat.

“Thanks, man.”

“Don’t mention it. You’ve been surprisingly un-Bagman lately; not that you have to be for us to help you. You close your eyes man, we’ll be back at yours before you know it.”

-

Sure enough, the next time Jake opened his eyes they were pulling into his driveway and Javy glanced over at him.

“How are you feeling?”

“Nauseous.”

“How bad?” Javy asked. In response, Jake yanked his door open and threw up on the concrete. Javy grimaced.

“I saw that coming. Alright; let’s get you inside and into bed.”

Javy appeared, legs out stretched to avoid the events of a minute prior, and they stumbled into Jake’s house. Instead of heading toward the stairs where his bed was, Jake collapsed on the couch.

“Kill me now, I feel like my stomach is going to explode and I think I’m in love with Rooster again.”

“One thing at a- wait. Repeat that second thing again for me?”

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 5 live reaction under the cut (long post)

Awwww Payu is checking if Rain got sick OHMYGOD HOW MANY HICKEYS CAN A GUY- awwwwww little forehead kiss <3

And Payu with his hair down AAAAA

At least Rain is finally getting some sleep

"I was gonna flirt then dump him, but willingly became his instead" AYYYYYYYY

MOM ALERT

"I don't get why architecture students study so hard." Rain, under his breath: "Do something else hard, more like" BOYYY HAHAHAHA

And he's borrowing Payu's sweater 😭❤️

RAIN'S ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED FACE WHEN HE SEES PAYU WORKING OUT TOPLESS AND SWEATY

Ohhh is Payu gonna be mad? Worried? Mad about being worried?

Meeting the mom so soon huh?

Yeah he's mad cause he's worried

And he's getting a little controlling idk what to think of this

"Are you ready to be punished?" You guys just made up so I'm gonna assume you mean in a sexy way

Was not expecting "fever reducer. Rectal suppository." HELP I'M DYING HAHAHA

Oh no Rain don't call for your mom what if she actually comes in huh

Annnnd there she is with snacks. Rain under the covers thinking "don't be suspicious, don't beeeee suspicious" while Payu plays it cool - I bet he already got Rain's pants off and that's why Rain is hiding like that lol

Payu is such a smooth talker

Yup, pants were off. This was not the scene I expected but it was the scene I needed lmao

Prapai!!!! He's sooooooooo

"I was gonna ask about the cutie's friend. But it's okay. I can wait for Payu. Cause if he's a devil, then I'm a beast." TELL ME NOW HAVE THEY BEEN HOOKING UP I REMEMBER PRAPAI BEING IN A GOOD MOOD RANDOMLY AND THEN DISAPPEARING FOR SEVERAL EPISODES AND SKY HAD THAT GIANT HICKEY ON HIS NECK I SAW THE CLUES THEY'VE BEEN HOOKING UP HAVEN'T THEY

PRAPAI I BARELY KNOW YOU BUT I LOVE YOU

Not Sky sneezing because someone is talking about him I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

"Should I address myself as 'Wife' instead?" RAIN STOPPP HAHAHA

"We're just junior and senior. Your time to win me over is up." PAYU DON'T MAKE HIM SUFFER LIKE THAT SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

"From now on... I'll be the one to pursue you." OH the game is ON. THE GAME IS ON I SAY

Yeah hit him with that pillow knock him the fuck out Rain I support you

"You left scratch marks all over my back last night" WELL YOU LEFT HICKEYS ALL OVER HIS CHEST I THINK YOU GUYS ARE EVEN

Rain being a little tsundere but literally only lasting for two seconds is what I live for

"I want you to choose... between becoming my wife or having me as your husband" PAYU THAT'S LITERALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS also why are they getting engaged already is this the gay version of uhaul leabians??

PAYU BUSTING OUT A WHOLE ASS SPEECH WHY RAIN SHOULD AGREE TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND (WIFE?)

WHAT DID HE WHISPER IN RAIN'S EAR I NEED TO KNOW

That's a lot of tongue ayyyyyy

Payu is so happy and in love aaaaaa why is this episode called calm before the storm I'm scared

Rain is so shy and giggly while texting Payu aaaa I love them

OH so that's what Payu whispered awwwww <3

Sky is 100% done again lmao

Oh Ple...

"I would have been happier if I hadn't just gotten a husband" for the 100th time babe you did not get married

SHE REALLY ASKED RAIN FOR PAYU'S NUMBER I AM CACKLING GIRL YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU JUST STEPPED INTO

Not Rain almost publicly calling Payu his boyfriend aaaa

"I think... my brother likes P'Payu too." IS THIS GONNA BE A RAIN JEALOUSY ARC???

Rain still has tea on his nose lmao

"Damn these fruity siblings" NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM WHEEZING

Whoever wrote these subtitles deserves a raise

Good to know everyone looks a little dumb with a helmet like that, even Rain

Motorcycle ride giving me kpts flashbacks

My pet peeve is that we can always hear the fabric of their clothes etc moving/rustling because they were probably wearing mics while filming, it makes me feel like I'm hiding in Payu's shirt lmao

Oh hi Sky! Rain don't be shy he knows anyway - not just because you talked about it but also because I still suspect he's already hooking up with Payu's best friend (who obviously also knows about everything that's going on in Payu's love life)

AWWWW SKYYYYY aaaaa I love himmmmmmm

Lmao Payu asking about Ple

Not Payu calling Rain's mom asking for permission for Rain to stay over 👀👀👀 boy has plans I suppose

Which is exactly why we have a timeskip to the next morning lmao

Payu is humming while making coffee and I am once again reminded of the fact that this episode is called calm before the storm WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN

PAYU I'M ALL FOR YOU LIFTING RAIN UP ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER BUT COULD YOU PLEASE PUT THE KNIFE DOWN FIRST

Oh my gaaaaahddddd the singing scene

"If anyone asks, just say that you're P'Payu's wife" xD

Bonus scene: wait that was before Rain even started studying there and Payu wrote him a good luck note IT IS FATE AAAA

[fandomhopping]

Sup! Relating to your last post about sending a writing prompt, I have a few that maybe you'd like to write? Mainly focusing on the 2012 tmnt cartoon!

- Leo realizing his "crush" on Karai was simply admiration bc 'holy shit she's gay! I'm gay (although I will never admit that bc I'm scared lol)! Wow!' And his journey of acceptance.

-just sibling fluff with Leo and mikey bc I love them very very much!

-the times leo almost burned down the kitchen (you'd be surprised how many instances there truly are!)

Hope those are okay! Have a great day :D

oh my gosh I can’t say how excited I am to write this!!!

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it had only been a few weeks after Leo had realized that his crush on Karai was just admiration because, well…

she was gay, and he had admired her skills, and that was the end of it, right…?

but no there was something else going on with him, something he couldn’t name! it… happened every time he was around a guy whether it be a human he was watching over the rooftops, or Usagi, or even Casey! Anytime he was around a guy he just… felt a flutter in his chest!

“you’re gay.” April layed it on him bluntly, sending Leo blinking in surprise

“…what…?”

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a starter bit to that one lmao, definitely not an ace person trying to write this lol

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Mikey was not feeling good. He was very blatantly sick, Donnie was out with Raph on patrol, leaving only Leo!

‘great! Mama hen mode!’ He thought sarcastically

“hey Leo…?” The youngest sniffed

it was like a switch was flipped the second he sneezed, his blue banded brother raced to him asking him so many questions, Mikey thought his head would explode!

“‘M fine Leo!” He mumbled, but that only made Leo enter an even bigger mama mode. (Though he stopped his endless questions.)

he ever so slowly scooped up his little brother wrapping him up like a baby in a blanket, at first Mikey tried to batt away the help, but slowly gave into the affection and just let himself be carried around!

Eventually Leo set him on the couch to make some chicken noodle soup, (literally the only thing he could make in the kitchen without burning it to the ground!)

When he returned Leo offered Mikey a box of tissues as the orange banded turtle sneezed. The former handed the latter his soup, he slurped it gratefully!

they turned on crognard and Leo rubbed comforting circles on Mikey’s shell as eventually the little box turtle succumbed to sleep.

——————

I love Mikey and Leo fluff it makes me all fuzzy inside!

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three times Leo almost burned down the kitchen. Headcannons!

——————

Mikey was under the weather, and everyone was helping, Leo offered to cook, he only got to the boiling water step when the entire kitchen was on fire!

it was 2am, Leo was craving food, he went to make some dry toast, he burnt it so bad the fire alarm set off and Mikey had to put the fire out,

Leo put silverware in the microwave (no other explanation needed.)

[zaahvi]

Pls tell more about your Shadowgod 👀

ooooh gladly!!

Ely - full name Elyrin Myrthel (although he prefers the nickname) - is a half-aeterna battlemage/spellsword type, mostly focusing on ice and healing magic

he's 34 by the time the game starts, so he had been in the Abbey for almost three decades at that point! he never really fit in with the others as he was more energetic and impatient, and so instead of becoming a monk they just threw him into the library lmao. it was agonising for him at first because he loves to socialise, but then he found ways to pass the time by reading the books and teaching himself to draw. he learned a lot about Vyn and its history, as well as about magic and swordplay - and he was finally able to put the theory to practise when he was invited to the Mage Order

he was incredibly happy to finally be able to see the world after reading so much about it! after being in the same place for so long, he felt like his life was only just beginning. he loves adventuring and completing missions for the Order, he loves the action and the drama, and he loves making a positive impact on the world. he also finally got to meet new people and form meaningful relationships, he finally learned what it's like to have people really care about him and love him :((

now being able to develop his personality a little he found it very easy to befriend people as he's quite charismatic and funny, although it made it harder for him to be genuine about his feelings. well he was forced to confront his feelings when he fell hard for Arkt (let's be real, me too,) buuuut it worked out and now the two of them live in Castle Darlan together and occasionally adventure around the world! :)) as for the others he got along with Narathzul really well, he found it hard to connect to Kim at first because of the "don't kill Kreo" thing, but they eventually became friends too

he felt a little conflicted and scared about becoming the Shadowgod at first, but quickly settled into the role after Narathzul died as he thought it was necessary. he's content with it now, and glad that it didn't change him like he was afraid it would

some random info about him:

during his time with the Order he also learned alchemy, how to sing and play the flute and lute

when he panics in combat he casts lightning magic

he carries a sketchbook instead of a journal, and he sketches a lot from his adventures!

he's scared of heights (because of all the times he's fallen during the main quest)

he really really likes to collect swords. i like to imagine he has a full room of them in Castle Darlan and it's the tidiest room in the entire fortress. his favourite was the Sword of Goth :'(

he has hayfever, and a lot of the time carries alchemy ingredients so he constantly sneezes. some people thinks it's really annoying but he just thinks it's funny

i have another (non-protag) Vyn oc named Zurael who Ely would consider to be his best friend, but she ended up leaving to Enderal with some of the other Order members so.... yeah......

okay i wrote way more than i expected to :o that's enough infodumping for now i think!! thank you for asking, i love talking about my ocs! :)

[1sapnapsimp]

proposal hcs!

headcanons

SFW

includes: dream team, quackity, karl jacobs, wilbur soot, nihachu

warnings: none/

i know i ain't been posting excuse my absence 👩‍🦯

DREAM:

took forever to propose to you, he really just wanted to do it right, and ended up looking really stupid.

Decided to propose in pubic.

When he was about to pop the question he fell flat on his face.

It was hilarious, but you had to hold back your laughs yk.

Tried to act like he meant to do it.

"Oh yeah, I was just tryna make you laugh" 😭✋

GEORGE:

is so romantic that he didn't even have to try.

Literally just got down on one knee and was like so calm, not in a cocky way tho.

He was a nervous wreck inside.

"What if they say no"

Would literally cry if you took too long to answer.

SAPNAP:

too scared to do it

he hinted at it a few times but thats as close as you would get to him proposing

"lmao, y/n, what if we got married that would be crazy"

if you really wanted to marry this man you would have to propose 🤷‍♀️

QUACKITY:

says he's "too cool" to get married

but in reality he wants nothing more than to marry you

wants to ask you but is scared you will say no

and he ends up stressing over it for a few months

so he ends up proposing in minecraft 😃👍

would of been cool if he did it right 🙄

ended up giving off 13 year old minecraft boyfriend vibes if yk what i mean

KARL JACOBS:

this man asked you straight up

really confident

it was really cute too

"you tryna be my wife?" 👉👈

decided he would redo it if you said yeah

that was kinda the practice verison yk

if you said yeah he was go all out

WILBUR SOOT:

a very romantic man

seems like george has competition

he just did a really long speech about how much he loved you

literally everything about you

like the way your hair smelled and how you sneeze

it was cute..in a way

and then he ended it with will you marry me

got down on one knee and the look he had in his eyes when he asked tho 🥺

NIHACHU:

everything she does is cute

so she didn't really have to try

but she still made an effort

out did literally all the guys

she wanted it to seem like a regular day

you guys did really normal things

she got you really expensive things

made vague comments about how you would look in a wedding dress/tuxedo

"wow, y/n, look at this wedding dress/tux it would look great on you"

and then the two of you got dressed up

yall were looking like baddies or whatever 💅

went to dinner 🤸‍♀️

and she popped the question if front of everyone

[m11ch1ru]

Alright. You guy’s already know what it is. We back with “Fart headcanons.” Yes, this time it will be females. Please tell me if you’d like a part three, since I obviously won’t be covering everyone, lmao. ( this might only be Mondstadt females for now. Sorry about that, lmao. Maybe I’ll do a liyue one?)

Genshin impact fart headcanons

Mondstadt women

Amber

Get’s very flustered every time she does it. Her farts are very soft and gentle. Probably very short, sadly. I feel like they would smell like cabbage, not gonna lie.

As she was guiding you on your wind gliding exam, I feel like she would’ve farted as she was speaking!

Most likely would blush after farting, then after a few seconds of smiling would say, “I am so, so sorry…” then just continue talking about what she was initially speaking about!

Her face would get very red after farting, scared that you would stop talking to her. This isn’t a common occurrence, so don’t expect it to happen very often. She hates embarrassing herself!

Noelle

Farts are silent, but deadly. Very smelly. Makes you wanna gag, but you don’t want to say anything about it too her, knowing she’ll be very embarrassed.

Once you finally worked up the courage to ask her, it most likely went like this.

“D-did you…fart, Noelle? It smells very…*sniffs*..stinky, in here…”

“Hm, oh, uh..hm..n-no?..eh..”

“Oh..okay..I’m gonna get back to what I was doing…”

She would probably try to hold them back after that, scared that she wouldn’t become a knight if she farted.

Lisa

Short and wet. Probably smell like fowl, if I’m being honest.

when lisa is at the library sorting out books she'll sometimes let out little farts when dust gets in her nose causing her to sneeze.

Whenever you and lisa go on dates she'll let out big wet farts while eating and pretend nothing happened, maybe even just laugh it off!

Pretty uncommon to catch her farting when she’s with you.

Jean

Probably doesn’t fart. Or you can just never smell/ hear them if I’m being honest.

But I’ll tell you one thing, when she’s alone or just when she’s with Lisa, she’ll let them out relentlessly. Doesn’t even care, doesn’t laugh it off or nothing.

When she’s with Lisa or by herself, most likely very loud and juicy.

Lisa just laughs it off or says nothing as well, haha.

Barbara

short and airy. Doesn’t really smell like anything..maybe car oil?

when shes doing concerts sometimes she lets farts out on stage and they can be heard in the mic!

Probably just giggles and let’s everyone laugh it off.

Tbh, I doubt anyone has a problem with it.

Fischl

Ah yes, Prinzessin der Verurteilung. Let’s be honest, her farts are probably silent but DEADLY. Most likely smell like grass. I doubt they’re very long.

Probably farts while adventuring with OZ.

I doubt OZ makes any comments on Fischl’s stinky farts.

Or..maybe OZ farts with Fischl? Hm….

Mona

Same with Jean, probably doesn’t really fart much.

But when she does, most likely smells like Metal? Idk why but

Very strong farts. Like, powerful if you know what I mean.

Very stinky as well. That strong metal smell, like when you sniff your fingers on accident after dealing with money kinda smell.

Sucrose

You really never hear her fart, but when you do they’re just little squeaks.

They’d just smell like your stereotypical fart, nothing to it.

End of story.

Eula

Her farts are loud. Like, really really loud.

Most likely smell really, really, bad. Like, cornstarch..but rotten..

Eula doesn’t fart often. I feel like whenever she’s like, going for a walk or something like that one will just slip out.

Tries her hardest not to fart in public, her reputation as a Lawrence just got a little bit better, she doesn’t wanna destroy everything and have to work her way up all over again.

[akuutaguava]

FUCKI I CANT POST ANYMORE SHIT ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU TIMBLR AND THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR HAVE A GOOD REST OF UR DAY

SHIT IM ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO SURVIVE WITHOUT WRITING WEIRD THOUGHTS

Ahahahahaha im gonna have to rant on insta i hate life good bye

Better idea: type on this post and this post alone lets see how chaotic this gets

I am queercoding rn

IVE BEEN FEELING HUNGRY THE WHOLE DAY TODAY AND THE MOMENT I CAN EAT I DONT WANT TO WHAT KINDA FUCKERY IS THIS

actually sobs ive seen so much i want to reblog

I hate this godamn limit whatthefuck

Now people will go back to this random post and can’t see my posts popping up every two minutes

FUCK YEAH CASAVA CHIPS :D

My thoughts need to be documented even when i cant post on here

This used to be a post abt me talking abt killjng peoples dogs but who knows anymore

SOMEONE HMSSAVE ME AH

I HAVE A LOT OF ACCOUNTS THAT I NEED TO POST ON WHATTHEFUCK

SHIT THESE CASAVE CHIPS ARE SO GOOD

Bussing bussin frfr

I hate the people who made me not be able to type anything here today shie, apollo, ghoul im talking to you guys /j okay dw

Tempted to go bald and really embrace the mental illness

My mandarin caused havoc on like seven people today lmao

It got everywhere holy shit

Actually about to fucjing cry i hate nkt being able to post shit whathefuck its only been a day but WHY

Found out one of shed eerans songs is like the most famous song in the world and i actually want to end my life oml

Im going to play bsd mayoi to distract myself from this sad fate

AXTUALLY SOBBING TUMBLR CAN YOU STOP PLAYING AND JUST LET ME POST SHIT

FUCK YOU TUMBLE

just kidding haha only joking ily bbgorl

Phobic? You think im scared

Parents will be like don’t do drugs and then make you want to do them

Boutta die im talking abt liking hot evil dilfs what has my life gone to without tumblr

Physically pained

Mentally drained

JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO SNEEZE BUT I CANT I ACTUALLY HATE THIS

Gender? Isn’t that a spice?

ACTUALLY FML MY COMPUTER IS 12% IM GOING TO CRY AL MY CLASEES REQUIRE A COMPUTER TODSAY FUYCKM

yet another day with a substitute who hates my guts for no reason (she has a reason) 

im probably going to go home i feel actually so sick rn 

WHATTHEFUCK I JUST SAW A MEME MY TEACHER SHOWED US IN IT WAS SHAKESPEAR GOING “i put the lit in literature” THATS IT IM JUMOING OUT THE WINDOW 

art = are

dost = do

doth = does

'ere = before

hast = have

'tis = it is

'twas = it was

wast = were

whence = from where

wherefore = why

nay = no

twas over yonder

LMAO FUCK TOU SCHOOL I’M LEAVING

OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE :D

Actually so happy i don’t need to do science now fuck yeah

GAH I FEEL LIKE SHIT LMAO

Im pretty sure everyone thinks im skipping fuck you guys im not

THE CICADAS ARE STILL HERE FUCK

I hate the invention of long hair we should all just cut off our hair my ling hair sucks

Stopped to say hi to the ants :D

What a great lifw we would have if we were all just… orbs floating through space

Now is not a good time to be walking on a bridge over a highway

We made it off the bridge without commiting ded :D

I hate walking slow holy shit

Time to go die in my bed because i can’t really post on here anymore and that makes me sad and want to die

IHATEYOUIHATEYOU GO DIE IN A HOLE

AHIT AHIT SHIT AHIT SHIR MMY PARENTS WANT TO WATCH BUNGOU STRAY DOGS HOLU SHIT THEY WILL ACTUALLY HATE IT AND ME AND EVERYTHING AND MAKE ME SELL ALL MY MERCH HOMY SHIT IM ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE WHATTHEFUCK SOMEONE HELP

I need another post for that but tumblr is a bitch

ACTUALLY FUCK I SLEPT FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STUDY FOR TEO TESTS HOLY SHIT AHHHHHH WHATTHEFUCK SOMEENE AHHH NI U HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO POST HERE WHATTEHECUKDS 

I WOKE UP AND I ACTUALLY FEEL SO SHIT LIKE I FEEL LIKE NOTHING MATTERS AND THERES NO POINT IN LIVING SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS HEADSPACE 

BRO THE ONLY THING THATS BEEN KEEPING ME GOING TODAY IS WAITING TILL 12 AM SO I CAN FUCKING POST SHIT I JAT THIS APP

I ALSO CANT EVEN FUCKING MAKE DRAFTS AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO UNALIVE 

dont mind those last posts, anyways three more hours until you guys get mass chaos :D goodbye for now and i’ll see you when i can actually fuckin post

[katzkinder]

i've been sneezing a ton lately so

Lust Pair

Misono: kitten sneezes. teeny tiny. very cute.

Lily: SHOCKINGLY LOUD. Like a powderpeg went off loud. Can pinpoint his exact location within the Alicein Manor whenever he sneezes. Always seems endearingly flustered by them after

Sloth Pair

Mahiru: About as normal as you can get. Turns into his elbow

Kuro: normal volume, but he like. Rears back. Often has a couple in a row.

Envy Pair

Mikuni: Similarly dainty like Misono. High pitched.

Jeje: He doesn't? Move?? Like you hear the inhale. You hear the sound. But he doesn't?? Move??? The most he does is lift his bag a little.

Greed Pair

Licht: Medium volume. He gets headaches if he sneezes too hard

Lawless: Frequent victim of the Phantom Sneeze. It annoys him and Licht both lmao

Gluttony Pair

Ildio: very quick and loud with no buildup. Scares the absolute shit outta nicco

Nicco: has what i will lovingly describe as "machine gun" sneezes. three at a time at least, all very fast, kinda violent, actually

Wrath Pair

Iduna: She’s a squeaker. Squeaky sneezes. Gil and Ray tease her about it www

Freya: L O U D. She tries to muffle it because she’s self conscious but it just hurts her chest jkfghd

Pride Pair

Tetsu: Also tries to muffle himself because he’s already hyper aware of how big he is, but, inevitably, you get... The elephant sneeze. Ends up being more distracting than it would have been otherwise.

Hugh: Poor little dude sneezes so hard it's almost enough to knock him over. Too much power in such a tiny body.

Bonus: Dark Night Trio

Tsurugi: sniffly sneezes. like, he gets sniffly after them and Yumi shoves a packet of pocket tissues in his face

Jun: He's got the buildup for a dad sneeze, but not the volume. It's kind of disappointing, honestly

Yumi: tries to sneeze into a hanky most of the time. Very quiet, almost silent.

Tag yourself, or add additions! :D

[velvett-tearss]

The Little Things — Armin Arlert

a/n: I thought about this instead of doing my homework lmfao, Armin brainrot <3, it is only right that he gets the first solo work on the masterlist as he fucking should 💅, Annie take care of him pls we’re putting our trust in you bae 🙏

warnings: cursing, mentions of condoms, mentions of alcohol, mentions of bullying + fist fight (can’t take Eren nowhere lmao), Armin being a cutie <3

genre: modern au, headcannons

- Armin who doesn’t like his pickles, so he gives them to Sasha.

- Armin who watched the Notebook and thought of his parents’ love story even though he never actually got to know what it was.

- Armin who’s allergic to dust, but has the most adorable sneezes.

- Armin who hates when someone says a curse word aggressively, but will turn around and do the same thing.

“Eren, do you always have to fucking curse all the time?” he asked with a frustrated sigh.

The boy glanced at him with a confused expression. “Armin, what the fuck? You’re—”

“Dammit, Eren. Didn’t I just fucking tell you?”

“B-but . . . ” Eren turned to the raven-haired girl who sat to the left of him. “Mikasa, tell him!”

“Don’t ask Mikasa to go fight your shitty battles, Eren. Just stop cursing so damn much, it makes you sound so aggressive.” Armin threw back, shaking his head before a little smile came onto his face. “Awe, don’t frown now.”

- Armin who didn’t date until his senior year in high school because he was tired of Eren begging him to double date.

- Armin who has to write his essays in one sitting and won’t stop if his hand craps up.

- Armin who used to watch the neighborhood’s pets and walk them around the street a few times out of the week.

- Armin who hated when someone made fun of Mikasa for dressing the way she did.

- Armin who got his shit rocked for defending her.

- The same Armin who had to physically pry Eren off the said asshole.

- Armin who couldn’t say no to Historia when she asked him to tutor her in chemistry, even though they both knew it was a lost cause.

- Armin who says he won’t drink, but will get on top of a table and sing his heart out with a pink blush over his face by the end of the night.

“Get off the table, Armin!” Mikasa hissed, tugging on the sleeve of his white shirt.

But, Armin ignored her pleading, pulling his sleeve from her with a smile on his joyous face and continued singing along to the song playing.

“Young and sweet, only seventeen,” he sang as Historia clapped along to his singing. He didn’t listen to his friend because hello? It was Dancing Queen, and how could he not sing it?

Mikasa managed to convince Connie and Jean to bring Eren to the car where he slept peacefully until she could take Armin home as well, but the blond seemed to have other plans as he ordered another round of shots.

- Armin who laughs when people ask him if he hates Jean when he really hasn’t met anyone he can hold a better debate with.

- Armin who couldn’t decide if he wanted to become a criminal investigator or a marine biologist.

- Armin who bought Eren condoms for the first time because he was scared of Carla seeing it on the family card.

- Armin who knows how to change a tire because his grandpa was a mechanic on the weekends.

- Armin who wishes he had more time.

- Armin who savors the moment because he’s afraid it might end too soon.

Connie groaned as he trotted up the hills of sand under the heat of the blazing sun. “How many more pictures do you need?” he questioned, dragging Sasha by the arm as she tried to sleep in the sand.

“C’mon, just hurry up so we can take the damn picture.” Jean told him, wiping a bead of sweat that slid down the side of his neck.

“Shut up, Jean. Listening to your voice makes my head hurt.” Eren panted, earning himself a shove that caused him to tumble down the hill, but not before he brought Jean down with him.

Mikasa shook her head, taking Sasha’s other arm to assist Connie in dragging her up the hill. “Sasha, you need to walk.” she said as Eren and Jean raced up the hill again, tripping each other on the way.

Armin smiled behind the camera, recording the whole thing.

- Armin who has different USBs with the names of those closest to him so he can cherish their memories forever.

- Armin who hates the way he looks in glasses, but also hates his contacts with a passion so walks around with horrible vision

- Armin who notices someone’s eyelashes before anything else.

- Armin who isn’t afraid to question something unless it’s himself.

- Armin who stands by your side til the very end.

- Just Armin.

[albino-whumpee]

Fever nightmares

ashintheairlikesnow asked:

Can I request nap + hand holding, Albus and Sann?

I know I should be doing a million other stuff, but I finally finished this lmao. It´s quite long so heads up for that! I got inspired lol. Thank you for requesting! :D

Taglist:  @castielamigos-whump-side-blog @giggly-evil-puppy @cowboysrappin @haro-whumps @burtlederp @neuro-whump @comfortforthepain @whumps-the-word @whole-and-apart-and-between @broken-horn @ashintheairlikesnow @rosesareviolentlyread  @starnight-whump @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @as-a-matter-of-whump  @whumpasaurus101 @grizzlie70 @twistedcaretaker

CW// Slavery, PTSD, amnesia, a bit of manhandling, pet whump, forced to watch implied murder (as in dream), sickness, conditioning, dehumanization, self loathing, night terror. Angst with a happy ending.

It was early morning and Zarai was ready to go to the office when Albus came behind her with a guilty look and a blanket over his shoulders.

“I´m so sorry, ma-” Albus made a funny face, letting out an almost silent sneeze “I´m sorry… A simple flu shouldn’t make me so useless to you…” he said cleaning his reddened nose, fixing his glasses. Zarai sighed.

“Don´t say such things, Albus. You need to rest. How´s the fever going?” she pulled a hand to his forehead and felt it slightly hot. At least he was getting better “I asked Sann to get some meds for you, so you can just sit back and rest until it goes down ok?”

“Yes, ma´am. I´m so sorry” he said sneaking a look at the empty couch. It had been turned into a provisional bed as “security measures”. He was already inconveniencing Zarai by being sick himself, he couldn´t also get Sann sick and bother them both. But maybe he was already doing it. As Sann was doing his chores for him. He still didn’t know how to use the washing machine, but he was proud of him for trying to learn.

“Take care, Albus. I left some vegetable soup in the refrigerator for you. Green lid for you, blue for Sann. Please, get some rest, ok?” Albus felt his cheeks going redder and redder at the care he was been granted. Made him forget about what the collar on his neck meant. A gentle pat on his head made him smile slightly “See you later”

“Yes, ma´am. Have a nice day” he said before she went through the door. He let out a loud sigh and felt a soft fur ball rubbing against his leg. He crouched down and felt a sharp sting on his head at the motion. Petted the cat with a little groan. “I will have so much work when I go back” he smiled at the cat who rolled on its back to receive belly rubs.

He wasn´t hungry, but definitely could use a bit more sleep. He tucked the blanket closer to himself, suddenly cold, as he walked back to his room. The nightstand filled of pilling cups and tissues.  He was about to slip into bed when Momo meowed to be allowed up. He set it next to him and let his head flop into the pillow. The headache smothering down as he closed his eyes.

He hoped he wouldn´t dream.

He didn´t know since when, but his dreams had started to become…unsettling. It was almost always the same thing.

Running desperately through some woods, only to get to a highway. A feeling of dread and panic always overtaking him as he looked at both sides. It was deserted but it didn´t take long before he saw two men on the other side. Terrifyingly getting closer as he couldn´t run away. Moving so, so slowly until he could feel their fingers hovering right above his shoulder. Then he could run again. Into the woods. Hearing dirty laughter behind him. But when he got to the other side, to the lake, he always came to swans flying away, scared by him. But when he pulled his arms down to see, a girl fell to the ground. Like a rag doll with no support. And then she screamed and thrashed. So painfully, with such desperation he couldn´t just stand there. But even if he wanted to jump and help her, to talk her down, he was petrified. Unable to move or talk or blink.

Then they came. The two men ignored him and went to her.

A “stop” was trapped in his throat as they walked closer. Their faces were smudged but he knew they were smiling “Stop!” he wanted to scream but then they took her away from his sight. Frozen as he was, he couldn´t follow. He could only hear thrashing and struggling. “Please, STOP!” Until there was a rope´s snap and everything went unbearably hot. It was a really sunny day. Suddenly one of the men walked to him and his face wasn´t smudged anymore. Albus was staring at himself. A younger version that smiled wickedly.

“Your pay” he always told him slapping him lightly with something like a leather wallet.

Albus opened his eyes to someone cleaning his with a tissue. He pulled his hands up “No…no…” he said still trying to focus on the face above him, feeling his body way too hot. Lacking energy to properly keep them away.  Cool hands held his gently. As if they were used to it. Pulling them down with a single hand that held their wrists together. Albus squirmed a bit, but he was so tired, he needed another nap. A hand pulled him slowly to see his face… That´s when he understood it was Sann. He was at home. It was only a dream.

His gray eyes looked at him with both worry and relief as he relaxed. Sann let go of his wrists as Albus straightened up and saw Momo with its fur sticking up and dilated pupil staring back at him. Wary. Had he screamed?

“Bad dream again?” The boy signed with a frown. Silence. Sann breathed in, inhaling the smell of sweat as he pulled him into a hug. Running his fingers over his head as he clung to him.

“You´re gonna get sick” he said face pressed against his chest. Sann shrugged instantly, hearing him giggle before it went quiet. They stayed that way for a while until Sann pulled away when Albus did. The boy sniffing as Sann passed him a tissue. He thanked him before stretching to whisper to Momo a little sorry. The cat seemed to accept the apology for scaring it as it didn´t jump away. Sann passed him a few pills and a glass of cold tea. He swallowed the pills quickly before his eyes fixed on the glass.

“Sann” the boy perked up at his name being called. Albus wetted his lips trying to suffocate the chuckle wanting to get out “The glass is stained, look” he passed it to him as the boy opened his eyes wide, searching for the stain. Confusion written all over his face. “I´m joking” he giggled as the other looked at him in disdain. Receiving a playful bump in his arm as retribution. “You have done so well with cooking and cleaning, we can move on to the next stage” he nodded like he was an old sage of housekeeping “Washing laundry” he finished with Sann looking at him expressing a little dread on his face. Even if it didn´t hide the little dimple appearing on his face before a smile came up.

“Al” he signed. Using white “You still have a chance to learn comedy. I believe in you”

Albus now stared at him giggling as he squinted his eyes. But he smiled, seeing he didn´t went into a cough fit like before. The treatment from one of Claude’s friends was starting to work. Even if surgery was still just a thought and talking again was still a fantasy.

“I´ll clean this mess up and leave you to rest ok, comedian?” Sann mouthed the last word, not knowing how to sign it. Right before he lifted himself up and felt a hand reaching to his sweater.

“I, uh… can you stay a bit?” Sann stared at him for a second, then noticed the hand tightly tugging the blanket. “Please? I just…” Sann´s chest clenched “I don´t want you to get sick, but…I don´t want to be alone right now”

Sann breathed in slowly before slipping back to the bed. He was unsettled and proud. He never asked for something directly, much less something like that. Whether it was him letting himself be vulnerable or real fear, he would be there if he needed him.

It took a bit for him to talk again. After a silent sneeze and the respective exchange of a tissue “Sann?”

“Hm?”

“Do you…Would you want to remember anything from before?” Sann kept stroking the cat´s fur. Then nodded.

“You don´t?” Sickness made him far more honest, Sann noticed. “Without the pain it would be nice”

“Yeah that too. I would like to! I think…” He stayed quiet for a second “If you could, what would you want to remember most?”

Sann tilted his head up. Like he always did when he went deep in thought. “A song” he felt the threat of a migraine for even mentioning it but he continued “If I ever remember it I will play it for you. I will ask Mister Claude to lend me his guitar”

“You play? I would love to hear it” Albus said snuggling closer as tiredness got ahold of him and his cheeks began regaining a healthy, pale color.

“And you?” he signed “What would you want to remember?” Albus stayed quiet for a while. An answer lingered on his mouth but it looked like it forced it shut whenever he tried to say it.

“The…the day I met you” Sann was surprised and not really. Training was a blurry mess in his head too. He hadn´t remembered until he saw the numbers on his wrist either, but the softness on his tone made his cheeks flare up “and…my name? It would be, funny? Amusing? To know who I was before. If I really… “He stayed quiet again. Remembering wasn´t punished here. But the threat, even if not real, had taken roots hard to get rid of “I don´t know”

Both stayed silent for a while before Sann looked at him.

“If you remember it, can I still call you Albus?” Sann signed with white while the other blinked. 

“If you remembered yours, would you want me to stop calling you Sann?” Albus signed. Saying his name by tapping both his middle fingers on either cheek, right where his dimples appeared in a private joke, Sann smiled at. Dimpling his cheeks.

“No, I like it when you say it” the boy said leaning forward until their foreheads touched. “Call my name?” The boy finger signed over the other´s chest.

Albus closed his eyes and took a deep breathe then. 

“Sann” Feeling his body relax, he called Sann´s name in a hushed whisper “I love you”

Sann took a second to lift his head, but when he did his eyes shined as bright as his smile before he kissed him.

They stared into each other´s eyes for a long moment before Sann pulled away, swaying slightly on his seat. Slowly, taking his time to sign them perfectly. 

“I love you too” 

The boy´s smile was almost glued to it, and so was the one on Albus´ as they curled closer to each other. 

“Movie?” he signed at the albino with an eyebrow lifted. Albus smiled. No signs of the terror from before.

“Your turn to choose”

It wasn´t long before they were all set up, watching an animated movie both had the sensation of having seen before. Sann felt fingers circling his hand like a question. To which he replied by giving them a little squeeze and holding the other´s hand. It had been at the middle of it that Albus had dozed off. Sann had quietly put away the tablet and snuggled to him. It wasn´t long before he started muttering again. Anguished little sounds Sann had begun to hear more and more often. He held his hands tighter. Guiding them to his chest as he pulled him close.

Sann couldn´t say the words, so he hoped the way he held his hand and the pressure of his body against his was enough to chase the nightmares away. Albus took a while to breathe easily. But he looked relaxed. Sann did too. He didn´t want to come home to such screams ever again. Didn´t wanna see him cry and beg to the nightmares to stop.

So he held him close and let himself drift into a dream where he could say those words.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 280: I Am Red Riot

Previously on BnHA: The pro heroes over at Gunga Mountain struggled against Gigantomachia and the League until finally Midnight was all, “fuck it, let’s just put the kids in charge.” Momo immediately got to work organizing a sophisticated counteroffensive involving an exploding swamp, a bunch of sedative cans, and a massive coordinated team attack. I gotta tell you guys, it’s really something to watch a large-scale group attack in which all of the team members are actually competent. I don’t know what Japan put in the water when all these sixteen-year-olds were growing up, but that shit has paid off big time, and basically the only reason Machia hasn’t gone down yet is because he cheated and was all “sneeze” and the kids all got blown away because they are little and because he is really, really big. Anyway so then Dabi set the forest on fire because he loves doing that, and the chapter ended with Mina using her Acid Man attack to make herself FUCKIN’ FIREPROOF so she could charge through the woods ready to save the day and stuff!

Today on BnHA: Mina launches herself straight at Machia like the beautiful corrosive wild child she is, but then everything goes to shit when she recognizes him from that one time she almost got murdered while giving a strange man directions. Just when it’s looking like she might get killed for real this time, KIRISHIMA SHOWS UP TO SAVE THE DAY AND SHOVES HER TO SAFETY AND IS ALL “BOTTOMS UP” AND HEAVES A LITERAL CAN OF WHOOPASS RIGHT IN MACHIA’S MOUTH. At this point the grown-ups are all “oh wow look at that, time for us to take over for you kids now, don’t worry we’ve got it all under control” because Oh Those Wacky Pros and all that, but at least Majestic finally deigns to show his face so that’s a plus! The chapter ends with us cutting back to the Jakku battle, where Tomura is curled up in a little ball all “curse you heroes, how dare you [checks notes] save people all the time”, which is a real take and a half. Anyway so things are looking up, which can only mean everyone is about to die. That’s how it works, right. Shit.

HOLY SHIT LOL

THIS IS MINA. SHE’S REALLY COOL AND SHE CAN MELT PEOPLE. um, the hell kind of tagline is that?? holy fucking shit?? “melt and succumb”?? IS THE SUCCUMB PART REALLY NECESSARY. IS THAT NOT ALREADY IMPLIED. it’s like saying “die and then perish”, which actually sounds really badass and I’m about to make it my new go-to threat actually so you know what never mind. where the fuck were we anyway

“IS EVERYONE SAFE” some absurdly bad-at-gauging-situations kid from class B is yelling while the forest is on fire and all the kids are recovering from having been catapulted fifty miles by King Dodongo’s windy yeet breath. of course they are safe, sweet child. of course everyone is absolutely fine, why the fuck would they possibly not be safe after something like that

KAMINARI NOOO MY POOR SWEET BABY

AT LEAST HE’S STILL CONSCIOUS ENOUGH TO MAKE STUPID JOKES. holy shit this baby got concussed to hell and back and then Machia turned him and the others into precipitation and he wasn’t in any kind of state to even try to land safely, I hope to god someone caught him

Sero is all “is there anyone still in range!” and damn, I like that he’s taking charge and trying to regain their momentum. he is so criminally underrated. I feel like he’s in the top six or seven of class 1-A kids who I would most trust to take charge. which is very high praise because that class has a lot of charge-taking kids

SPEAKING OF

it “probably” can’t get through her acid, she says. my god. sometimes the spirit of Plus Ultra just takes ahold of these kids and it’s like, I want to ruffle their hair proudly and then grab them by the shoulders and shake them vigorously because WHERE EVEN IS YOUR SELF-PRESERVATION WHY DO NONE OF YOU HAVE IT GODDAMMIT AIZAWA REALLY SHOULD HAVE EXPELLED YOU GUYS AFTER ALL

man. and yet I really do love this “be the one who can do it” stuff. what a heroic fucking attitude dfjfklks. I’ll just go put on my humongous sandwich board that reads GIANT FUCKING HYPOCRITE and go stand in the corner

damn it this week’s scan is annoyingly dark, it’s really hard to tell what’s going on but it looks like the pros are attacking Machia and the League at long last. way to go guys it only took you seven years but you finally hopped to it

MINA WHY IS THE ACID COMING OFF OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. PUT IT BACK!!!

I KNOW SHE’S NOT GONNA DIE DAMMIT BUT AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

okay what the hell is up with these weird zen proverbs though

“your fear stricken heart”, “the shortest path”, what the fuck even is this. whose thoughts are these. normally these translations are honestly decent enough but I gotta say this time around I’m totally being thrown for a loop lmao

(ETA: FYI I’m only just now realizing that he was saying the shortest path to Master, as in Tomura, not “master” as in to master something fjkldjskf lol some delayed reading comprehension there. so basically he’s just bitching about how annoying these little “flies” are proving to be.)

JESUS CHRIST

okay is it just me, or is Gigantomachia suddenly showing intelligence in his eyes instead of mindless animal instinct the single most pants-shitting thing you’ve ever seen?!! holy shit. the way he just LOOKS at her out of nowhere all of a sudden?? holy fucking shit DO NOT HURT MT. LADY OH MY GOD I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. AND DON’T YOU DARE HURT MINA EITHER!! JUST FUCKING DIE AND PERISH

but also though, is that recognition in Mina’s eyes?? because even though this dude is 80 feet tall now, her encounter with him a couple years back had to have been one of the more memorable experiences of her young life. damn I was wondering when this would finally come into play

OKAY YES THE NEXT PAGE IS A FLASHBACK OH SHIT

this has nothing to do with anything but Mina just has the prettiest hair, btw, and this “just woke up covered in acid” look is a particularly good one on her. it looks so soft and fluffy, like damn. this is like Shouto-hair-billowing-in-the-wind levels of pretty here

NOOOOO

oh my god holy shit?! putting her back in the school uniform to show the slip in her mentality is a PUNK MOVE, HORIKOSHI, and I respect the shit out of you for it you manipulative bastard. goddammit. bracing myself for the incoming wave of Mina feels... here they come... they’re a lot... let’s see if I can latch on to anything I can actually figure out how to describe in words

okay well here’s one, my respect for Mina’s bravery just went up like a thousand percent in this instant, because now we know this was actually such a traumatizing event for her that hearing Machia’s voice again years later immediately sent her into a full-blown flashback. she was that scared and yet she still stood up to him and didn’t hesitate. and now I’m remembering how her knees just buckled right afterwards, and just...

and this visual, though!! what a brutally effective way to show that in her mind she went right back to being that scared middle schooler again for a moment. god fucking damn. holy shit you guys is Kirishima fireproof because if he comes waltzing out of the woods next I don’t even know what I’m gonna do. lolo kids getting traumatized left and right this arc is fucking merciless

um eXCUSE ME!?!?!

YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LET GO OF HER RIGHT NOW OR I AM GONNA LOSE IT!!

THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

holy shit he could have fucking snapped her neck like that??! I don’t like this at ALL WHAT THE FUCK

OKAY SERIOUSLY

I’M GONNA NEED ANOTHER KID TO STEP IN HERE WITH A LAST MINUTE SAVE LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, OR I AM GOING TO THROW MY COMPUTER OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND MOVE TO THE DESERT AND BECOME A HERMIT AND NEVER READ MANGA ON THE INTERNET AGAIN

OH THANK GOD

TODAY WE SPELL “REDEMPTION” K-I-R-I... ETC. THERE’S A LOT OF LETTERS BUT YOU GET THE DRIFT!!!

holy fucking shit y’all. I mean, it’s not like it came out of nowhere, like the setup could not have been more obvious, but let me assure you that none of the predictability lessened the actual impact of this moment in the SLIGHTEST. Horikoshi really wrote a flashback scene one hundred and thirty five chapters ago and planted it, watered it once a day, and patiently waited for THREE LONG YEARS until he could finally harvest the badass fruits of his labor in the midst of his most epic arc to date. I’m so fucking hyped I’ll even forgive him for sacrificing Mina’s big moment and having her get rescued, because it’s such a good reversal. he didn’t freeze up this time. he promised himself he’d never freeze again and he didn’t and he saved her and god fucking damn. anyways so now Machia is going to treat him like a fucking action figure though but he’s a solid little dude he can take it hopefully

NO WHAT IS THIS!!! STOP KILLING MY MOOD!!!

she better not be dead!! SHE BETTER NOT FUCKING BE DEAD I WILL RUN MY PC THROUGH A PAPER SHREDDER AND GO AND LIVE ALONE WITH MY FEELS ON A MOUNTAIN IN TIBET

CHINTETSU!!

well we know he’s fireproof. another callback at the least expected of times lmao

so Tetsu’s all “yeah Kirishima’s not really all that fireproof but he totally ran over here anyway to save you. oh wait that probably wasn’t very comforting of me to say.” maybe that’s why it seems like he might not have actually said it out loud, now that I’m reading this over again. good call Tetsu

ARE YOU STANDING UP AND CASUALLY STRETCHING OUT YOUR BACK

I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MUCH I HATE THIS GUY RIGHT NOW. WE’RE REACHING LEVELS OF HATRED RESERVED FOR NAZIS AND PEOPLE WHO WALK TOO SLOWLY IN FRONT OF ME IN A GROUP SHOULDER TO SHOULDER INSTEAD OF SINGLE FILE SO I CAN PASS IN FRONT OF THEM. YOU’RE A FUCKING TOURIST IN NYC YOU PIECE OF SHIT

lmao he’s just dropping this random hero person and letting him fall to his doom wheeeeee

remind me to leave all of the League of Villains’ texts on read for the foreseeable future. goddamn. I still love you guys but also, fuck you so damn hard

OHO A LIL RED SCALY BOI ISN’T DONE YET!!

real talk, just between you and me, I’ll lower my voice so that Kirishima can’t hear. so uh. we all agree that even if Kiri is fireproof and squishproof, that little can of tranquilizer juice technically shouldn’t have been, right? but we’re all going to hush and pretend like it was anyway for the sake of not spoiling his big moment. even though I am crossing my arms and tapping my chin with my finger while doubtfully glancing to the side

anyway here he goes!

YEAH KIRI GO GETTIM [stage whisper] there it is, in his pocket. should’ve burned. we won’t discuss it

OH FOR FUCK’S

TOGA YOU LITTLE WIENER BUT WHAT’S THIS ABOUT “MY HALF” NOW????

DID HE GRAB MINA’S MID-AIR?? IS HE REALLY REACHING INTO HIS BACK POCKET AND FUCKING UNZIPPING IT RIGHT NOW WHILE HOLDING ON TO NOTHING AND PRESUMABLY FALLING THROUGH THE AIR. DID A LITTLE BIT OF OCHAKO’S QUIRK RUB OFF ON YOU OR WHAT

OH SNAP SON HE REALLY DID THE THING HOLY SHIT???

AND TOKAGE FLEW OVER AND SAVED HIM AND NOW TANKS ARE SHOOTING AT MACHIA, LMAO WHAT IS THIS. MOMO HOW MANY GUNS DID YOU MAKE

Shouji standing there trying to be useful any way he can. are eyeballs really that much more effective if you make them the size of tennis balls and hold them up above your head. legit question, I don’t really know how eyes work

okay after 45 seconds of googling this my impression is that no, they are not. well good on you for giving it the old college try anyway though Shouji

oH MY GODLKDLK?!?!

DID SHE SAY WHAT I THOUGHT SHE SAID, DID SHE SAY MAJESTIC, ARE WE GONNA SEE MASJKESLTKCI DSFLKJL

oh my god he really is the Magic Man dude??? TIME TO DUST OFF MY INVENTORY OF ADVENTURE TIME QUOTES

(ETA: AHH FATGUM AND GANG ORCA ARE THERE TOO YESSSS!)

“that’s enough depending on some interns” oh, okay. now that they’ve done all your work for you. I see, I see

so now Gigantomachia is LITERALLY UNHINGING HIS JAW I can’t fucking believe this dude you guys. everything he does is just like, ARE YOU SERIOUS

please go to sleep already. thanks to you I have my keyboard set to capslock as the default for the duration of this chapter

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU FUCKING WAITED UNTIL MAGIC FUCKING MAN SHOWED UP TO TEACH US MAGICAL LIFE LESSONS AND NOW YOU’RE CUTTING BACK TO THE TOMURA FIGHT?? WHY DO WE KEEP LETTING THIS MAN GET AWAY WITH THIS

oh my god you guys they really fucking did it

I guess that Howitzer slash fire punch combo really was that potent huh

anyway so now Endeavor is standing there making a big speech instead of reaching into Tomura’s pocket and taking the bullets that he doesn’t know about and shooting him with one asap. dammit Endeavor

aaaaand Tomura is firing back with the wisdom of Shimura Fucking Kotaro of all people

well you sure convinced me. damn I don’t know what I was thinking. heroes suck you guys. how dare they help other people all the time

so now he’s all “PERIOD, EXCLAMATION POINT!!”

take that Endeavor. you heard the man. it’s not destruction without conviction, as god as his witness he will have you know it is destruction WITH conviction. something something the great sage Shimura “I hurt my family for absolutely no reason at all, fuck this ‘helping others’ bullshit” Kotaro. I hope you packed your textbooks because you just got SCHOOLED. I hope the person who ordered you signed up for delivery notifications because you just got SENT. I HOPE YOU LIKE CAPITALISM BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT OWNED. I HOPE YOU CHOSE PAPER AND NOT SCISSORS BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT ROCKED

what an absolutely, unreservedly bizarre place to end the chapter lol. we’re really just done with this week, just like that. Majestic showed up and Gigantomachia opened his chin like a garage door and Tomura is all “you may have won the battle but you suck” while he buys time for Aizawa to suddenly sneeze or something so he can make his terrible comeback and continue Horikoshi’s Traumatize Every Kid in Class 1-A 2020 campaign. what an arc this is my friends. what an arc

[oz-the-sorcerer]

Royalmelody BUT IT'S THE SIMS 4!! (pt.2)

part 1 👈 if you are wondering

Hello, my fellow "I wonder how many AUs Oz has, what the heck" ppl, I have come to feed y'all, again. :D

So; a bit of reminding from the first post and other things (bcs I haven't posted about sims royalmelody since last summer):

-they are famous (Kylan's for music and Brea is for writing, she also sells some of her paintings)((and idk why I made them like that, maybe i thought they deserved it lol))

what goes on now:

-Kylan has become a 3-star celeb while Brea is still 2, she is very close to 3 tho

-I hate their current home. It gives me nightmares, has lots of unfunctional things like their kitchen sink, some chairs, their trash can and bathtub (k word me pls I'm so tired)

-so I'm building them a new one! >:D

-they sometimes T pose when the game glitches and they abruptly stop whatever they are doing to T pose only for a millisecond, but it's too funny so I forgive the Sims for this LMFAO

-NPCs always making stupid entrances and they poof out of existence because it's so crowded

-they give autographs now, those two :D

-they are still dating

-anyways, I guess that's it, thanks for reading!

-jk :D here, have some more screenshots in-game 👇:

-firSTLY, I UPGRADED HOW THEY LOOK!! Those two were literally Kyle and Brianna before, not Kylan and Brea and I am proud of how they look now! (left row is old, right row is the new look)

-when I found Brea's current hair I literally screamed lol

-and Kylan's face is just...him. u get what I'm saying? *o*

***

-cooking is good, but... cooking together? even better ✅

-the man's sneezed on a salmon once and decided that was not an important thing smh

-Brea does too many tricks with knives, I'm scared

-you know damn why I took a screenshot when it involved pink petals and I refuse to explain further😌

***

He came home running, heart, beating even harder than before.

"Brea?" He checked if she was at home first. She told him this morning that she would go to the gallery but there she was, probably writing another chapter for The Dew Tree.

She looked up at him from her desk, not expecting him anytime soon.

"Kylan? Hi!" He nearly skipped towards her and held her hands, smiling wide.

"You won't believe me if I tell you..."

"Whaa-AT!" Brea yelled when he started spinning with her in the middle of their colorful living room. He laughed at her shocked face.

"I got the nomination!"

"What?" She stopped him before they crashed into the sofa, not just because she was dizzy or anything but she wondered if she heard him right.

"I got the nomination for The Best Song!"

"Oh my God?!"

He finally did it, she thought. They hugged so tight that she couldn't breathe for a second.

"You are going to get that award, honey." She told him after they separated.

"You really think so? I don't want to get my hopes up, though, this is the first time I am getting a nomination." He was being self-doubtful again, so she just rolled her eyes and giggled. She knew how people loved his song, they even played it everywhere. Then, she pointed her finger to his heart and poked.

"You, sir, are going to get it."

His smile came back quickly after that, holding her hands again and doing a little dance with her. A bit childish, a bit sweet.

***

yeah, that really happened. :3

HE GOT THE BEST SONG AWARD (look how happy he is while giving his thanks speech) ((this also happened: "I couldn't have done this without this amazing woman... who is now waving at me to shut up because she is embarrassed. :D" ))

-congratulations hug! (AS HE RIGHTFULLY DESERVES!!)

-there was a random sim that got SO MAD when Kylan got the award. She glared at them all evening lmao stay pressed sistah that award is his

notes: sometimes when I stop time to get a screenshot, their position looks like a different interaction instead of what they are actually doing, making the game more fun uwu (like that lil dance above)

Well, I have lots of screenshots however; I will leave it from here for this part because this is already 10 pics lmao.