#lobe you buddy <3

[royaltea000]

Designing what I think a human Barf and Belch would look like -w-

[avenging-fandoms]

okay, i just got this angst at start but fluffy ending type of storyyy. can you do something where the reader is pregnant, and only hotch knows, so he’s panicky when he finds out they found where she’s at but calms down when he sees that she’s okay and only has a few scratches on her face? if not that’s fine but thank you for reading!! have a great day angel 🥰

Yn only found out 3 months ago that she was pregnant and hadn’t told anyone yet, expect for Aaron. He was her boss and also the father but no one on the team knew that.

Yn and Aaron started to secretly see each other almost a year after Haley died. Slowly the two started to meet for breakfast, then he was making dinner, then Yn was meeting Jack.

“Oh my goodness, you’ve popped.” Yn stands in the bathroom mirror in her bra and underwear as she gets ready, Aaron holding Yn’s hips to make her turn. He hums and holds her stomach, kissing her neck. “I can’t believe this is happening, are you sure you want to wait to find out what it is?”

Yn chuckles and puts her hand over his. “I’m sure, hon. Don’t you love waiting until the day they come earth side?” She looks at him in the mirror and he smiles, kissing the side of her head.

“You’re right, get dressed. I’ve made french toast.” He mumbled against Yn’s ear lobe and she giggles, kissing him quickly before he leaves the bathroom.

A year and some months later, Yn sat on the bathroom floor while Aaron sat on the tub, Jack on her lap. “Can I look Daddy?”

Yn smiles at the idea. “Of course you can, buddy. If it has a smiley face, that means there’s a baby in Yn’s belly.”

Jack stands up and you grab Aaron’s hand, kissing it a few times when Jack grabs the test. “There’s a smile!”

Yn gasps as Aaron lets out all the air in his lungs. “We’re having a baby.” Aaron whispers, kissing his girlfriend softly. “I love you so much.”

“I love you, Aaron.”

Both Aaron and Yn were shocked the team of profilers hadn’t figured it out yet, but they had it all planned out, that was until the baby news arrived.

The team delivered the profile of the unsub, a man in his 30s kidnapping women at night. It was Yn’s idea to be used at a decoy, which Aaron shut down immediately.

“Come on, Hotch, you guys will be near, no? If anything happens you guys will save me.” The rest of the team nods and looks at Aaron.

“I still think it’s a bad idea. He’s very quiet, we might not be able to catch him.”

“We will, come on, I can do this.” Derek nods and rubs Yn on her back.

“I believe in you.” He reassures his friend and Yn gives him a small smile.

“Alright, let’s plan this out so we don’t miss him.”

Yn was dressed normal, no vest, just jeans and a jacket walking down the street, sitting on a bench in the dimly lit park. The only thing she could hear was her breath until the ear piece turned on.

“You can do this, Yn. Please, be careful.” Aaron spoke softly. “I love you.”

She does the sign for ‘I love you’ and looks around, hearing the snap of twigs and then everything goes dark.

-

“Hotch, she’s not here.” JJ spoke over the radio and Aaron steps on the gas pedal, bringing the car to a screeching halt when he gets to the park.

“Where did she go? Did he get her?” He looks around frantically, yelling her name a few times.

“We believe so, sir. I have Penelope looking at the cameras-” Aaron didn’t let Jennifer finish as he calls Penelope on speed dial.

“Garcia, tell me you have something on the cameras.” His tone was harsh, his eyebrows knit and JJ watches his behavior.

“All I got, sir, is Yn doing the.. rock star sign and a brown van and he’s.. oh my god. He threw Yn into the back of it.” Aaron bows his head and sighs, knowing it wasn’t the rock sign.

“Try and get that license plate, Garcia, we need to know who he is and where he’s going.” Aaron hangs up and gets back in his car, Derek walking over to JJ.

“Is he okay?” Derek asks as they both look at Aaron.

“He didn’t want to do this in the first place, he’s probably beating himself up for saying yes.”

Aaron’s phone rings and he answers it immediately. “What do you have, Garcia?”

“An address, sir.”

-

Yn’s head hangs as she was chained to a wooden pole standing up, hands strapped at her sides. “Hello?” She speaks groggily, gasping at a man sitting in a chair across from her.

“You’re with child.” The unsub spoke, looking at Yn’s bare stomach. He had cut her shirt off, leaving her in her bra with her belly clearly out, unprotected. “Do you know how special that is?”

Tears fall down Yn’s face as she nods slowly. “It’s my first.” She speaks weakly, chin trembling, barely able to look at the unsub.

“I hope it’s a boy.” He gets up from his chair, sauntering over and dragging a hand on her stomach which made Yn cry harder.

“Please..” She sobs loudly, trying to wiggle her way out but it was no use, the tip of the knife dragging along her skin, tracing a circle on her belly.

“FBI!” Aaron’s voice booms off the warehouse walls and the unsub picks up the knife to put to Yn’s neck and Aaron puts 4 bullets in his body, an extra one in the head. “Yn.” He holsters his gun immediately and rushes over to his girl.

Yn sobs as he holds her face, crying with her. “Let me out, please.” He unbuckles the straps and picks her up off the stand, Rossi draping his jacket over her shoulders.

“Are you okay?” His hand falls on Yn’s stomach and she sobs, holding his arm tightly.

“Take us home, please.” She keeps the jacket tightly closed as Aaron helps her out of the building.

Police and ambulances surround the building and Aaron take Yn to the nearest one. “She’s pregnant, help her, please.” He puts her on the gurney and the team’s eyes widen behind him.

“She’s.. pregnant?” Emily asks and Aaron looks at them, hand on the door to step in the ambulance with Yn. Emily’s eyes narrow, studying his face and giving him a smile. “Congratulations, sir.”

The rest of the team finally catches on and some jaws drop, but every person congratulates him and wishes them good luck.

Aaron holds Yn’s hand all the way to the hospital, giving the doctor all of her medical history and following the nurses and doctor into a room.

For an hour they were constantly checking in on Yn, making sure her and the baby were okay. An OB came to check on them, bringing an ultrasound.

She puts the wand on Yn’s stomach, moving it around searching for a heartbeat. Yn squeezes Aaron’s hand during the silence, closing her eyes and opening them when she hears the most beautiful sound.

“A great heartbeat, your baby girl looks healthy.” Yn and Aaron look at each other with smiles, Aaron standing and holding her head as they cry. “I’ll let you two be, congratulations.”

They thank her softly and Aaron gets in the bed with her, stroking Yn’s hair. “A baby girl.” He chuckles and kisses her head.

“So much for waiting.” She sniffles and smiles. “I don’t care, I care that she’s healthy. I was so scared.. he..” Yn takes a deep breath and snuggles into Aaron, stroking her thumb over her stomach. “He said he wished it was a boy, and dragged the knife in a circle.. he was going to hurt her..”

“I know, I know.” He tilts Yn’s chin up and kisses her softly. “I think we need to take a vacation. Me, you and Jack. No stress, just relax.” Yn hums and closes her eyes, laying her head on Aaron’s chest.

“Is she sleeping?” Yn’s eyes open slowly as she hears Spencer’s voice. The two had been close the day Yn started so it was no shock he was here before anyone else. “Hey, Yn.”

“Hi Doc.” She sits up as well as Aaron, Spencer tucking his hands in his pocket.

“Are you okay? Is the.. baby okay?” His voice was cracking and Yn looks at her best friend.

“Spencer..”

“Why didn’t you tell me?” He takes a step closer and she grabs his wrist.

“I’m sorry, Spencer. I just didn’t know how to tell anyone I was dating the boss, let alone having his baby.” The three share a laugh and Yn looks at him. “We were actually talking and we were wondering if you’d be our daughter’s godfather.”

“Of course, thank you.” Spencer squeezes Yn and she smiles, Aaron smiling at the two.

Yn recovered in a little over a week, and her, Aaron and Jack were off to Florida for a few weeks of sunshine, theme parks and no worries.

[cocosplaydate]

Relax

- little!matt x cg!chris x cg!nick

- when nick and Chris get in an argument, it scares Matt and causes him to take the big emotions of anxiety into his little space.

“Dada?” Chris woke up the the sound of a knock filled by Matt calling for him, “you okay little man?” Chris asked opening his bedroom door to see Matt stood outside “we go get daddy?” Matt asked and chris nodded, making his way to nicks room matt following close behind.

Chris knocked on the door, welcomed by nicks response of “come in” , he opened the door to see nick only just having woken up “bud wanted his daddy” Chris explained as Matt walked towards nick who sat up to hug Matt.

“How old are you bud?” Nick asked and he held up 3 fingers “okay buddy, you wanna go get some breakfast?” Nick asked and Matt nodded, but he still clung to him even when he tried to get up out of bed “you want a piggy back?” He asked and matt nodded, nick gently stood him up on the bed, pulling him onto his back.

When they all got downstairs, chris turned on cars while nick started making breakfast. Matt sat on the couch with his bunny blanket under his arm and a blanket over his lap to keep him warm.

As they finished up their breakfast and nick put the plates in the dishwasher, Matt started complaining of his head hurting, he was a headache little.

Nick reminded Chris that they didn’t have any medicine for his headache, as certain medicines make him sick in his little space.

This started a shouting match between the two as to who’s fault it was that they didn’t have any medicine, both of them blaming each other for the mistake.

In the middle of the argument was Matt, who’s headache was getting worse from the yelling and who’s breath was quickening from the thought of them being mad at him, he didn’t understand that they weren’t mad at him they were mad at each other about something to do with him.

Chris heard the sniffles from Matt who was sat beside him on the couch, he looked over to see Matt who’s knees were hugged to his chest, his cheeks tear stained and his breath quick, his thumb between his teeth as he bit at the skin.

“Nick shut up I need to help matt” Chris cut nick off in the middle of his yelling rant.

“Hey buddy it’s okay, shhh shh shh” he whispered, moving closer to Matt, running a gentle hand through his hair. Nick quickly went upstairs, grabbing Matts binky box, he then took it to Matt who grabbed his favourite one and put it in his mouth.

Nick then sat down on the other side of Matt, hugging him from the other side.

“What’s wrong little man?” Chris asked and Matt looked between the two heifer taking out the binky “y-yous is mads at me a-and yous both y-yelling and me not like it” he hiccuped through tears “we’re not mad at you bud” nick confirmed “I’m sorry we yelled buddy but we’re not angry at you” Chris also added. “Yous promise?” Matt asked his tears coming to a stop “promise” nick and Chris both replied.

They both stayed hugged up to him for a while, Nick door-dashed matts medicine and gave it to him, turning on paw patrol and hugging Matt while he ate his favourite snacks and sat between his two cg’s

“Lobe you dada” Matt looked up at chris “love you too kid” he replied “hey what about me?” Nick called out in a fake hurt tone “I lobes you too silly daddy” Matt giggled “love you too bud” nick replied, they all decided today could just be a lazy day on the couch.

[midnightmayhem13]

hii i was wondering if you could write something with carol x reader potentially inspired by i can see you, if not no worries! i love your writing btw 🤍

I can see you

i love you for requesting this anon😭🩶 it's deff my most played song now🩶❕

carol danvers x reader; sexual hint but js kinda hot

being earths mightiest hero's, they had to have some ground rules.

1.no going on solo missions without at least one person knowing

2.don't steal each others equipment

3.no dating

now only a few cases were excused on the last one. maria and nat were allowed because maria wasn't an avenger when they met.

but carol always tended to be a rule breaker anyways.

when carol was introduced to the avengers. she was told the 'rules' there was a bunch more but she didn't really care about them.

that last one made her laugh though. she didn't have any business falling in love here on earth. lord was she wrong.

carol was talking to fury when she laid eyes on you. her sentence soon turning into mush.

"ah danvers, this is y/n. y/n, carol danvers. she will be working with me and the avengers for the time being."

you two shook hands and greeted eachother. fury had to go attend a meeting so you two talked for a little. after learning the basics of her you had to go train.

"see you around danvers" you said with a wink waking away.

"see you around beautiful." she said staring at you as you walked away. you had completely taken her breath away.

both you and carol could tell that you were attracted to each other. but decided to keep it professional. fury couldn't know.

and this wasn't the easiest thing ever. being surrounded by some of the greatest spies and all. but who cares at this point.

you and carol started getting close. really close. you started talking more and spent nights in eachothers rooms.

without being seen of course.

at work and around the team you two could be seen as close friends. piers. office buddies..?

but there was some thing more going on behind closed doors. in the middle of the night giggles and pants could be heard from your room.

during training when carol was almost sure she could pin you, you surprised her. slamming her down and pinning her to the mat.

whispering "i quite like this view captain" bitting her ear lobe, while straddling her lap.

god she was addicted to you.

seconds after you got off and helped her up steve walked in.

you grabbed your bag. greeting him and saying goodbye to carol with a wink and a little grin.

"care for a spar danvers?" steve asked not noticing the gesture.

"i-i'll catch you later steve." she said walking past, eyes looking someone dreamily.

steve was tired enough to not question it. and carol could wait to have you against the wall.

later that day carol caught you walking into your room, looking around as if you were expecting her to follow you. you smiled when you saw her.

she pushed past the door, hand grabbing your hips and lips instantly going to yours.

"god you little minx" she whispered on your lips crashing into the wall

----------—---------—---------—-------—--------—----

at carols first gala, hosted by tony of course, she didn't know what to expect.

and god she wasnt sure how much longer she could keep you a secret but you looked breath taking.

the curve of your ass, the plump of your beautiful breast, your gorgeous eyes, soft and supple lips, the way your hair fell perfectly like dominoes. safe to say she was incredibly smitten.

your dress wasn't helping the urge to make out with you right then and there either.

meanwhile you were practically drooling at the sight of carol. her velvet, dark red suit. her biceps straining deliciously against the fabric. her smirks and winks couldn't go unnoticed either.

the whole time carol was sending you knowing glances. while you sent her kisses, making sure no one could see.

when you two found a corner in the room away from most people, you had some much needed pecks. quickly parting when your heard steps coming closer.

after deciding to head to the bar you two engaged in a conversation. it couldn't hurt to just talk, right? didn't hurt to be that close either. definitely didn't hurt that carols hand was on your exposed thigh.

but you were interrupted when some business people wanted to talk to carol. it got a little more personal than either of you wanted it to.

"and you miss y/n have you got a special someone?" the old lady asked.

you smirked at carol before answering, " no, i don't actually"

it was simple but the women seemed satisfied with it.

"but i must get going, i have a few things to get to." you added as you said your goodbyes winking at carol.

"see you later captain"

you meant it to be flirty. the other women assumed it was a form of respect. what she didn't hear was the hushed "meet me tonight"

as you walked to the hallway that would eventually lead to your room you looked back at carol. winking one final time that night, disappearing into the dimly shaded walkway.

"i have to get going too" carol muttered interrupting whatever the lady was saying, pushing past her following your steps.

much to her surprise she found you leaning against the wall next to your door, waiting for her.

she looked back before grabbing your waist and kissing you passionately. putting one of your legs on her hip.

"they're gonna find out" you whispered on her lips. grabbing ahold of the back of her hair and neck.

"just don't make a sound" carol answered picking you up and wrapping your legs around her.

throwing you in the bed she threw her jacket on the floor as she moved fast but kept quiet.

a/n this was so hot and i hoped i did this amazing ass request justice🩶

[sword-and-stars]

For all of our sakes, this list includes animals that are not strictly abyssal but just Very Deep Water In General. because reasons. Also because fuck you I do what I want.

9. Deep sea anglerfish

Listen, okay. This fish. This poor fucker. The deep sea anglerfish has a parasitic relationship with her man and eats everyone who gets to close to her. #staytoxic

8. Goblin shark

I hate this guy. Next.

7. Chimaera

This little guy is just happy to be included. Just a little guy. Just a little buddy!

6. Gulper eel

I love this fucker. He looks like a freaky shadow tadpole until you take a closer look and realize that his body is his whole mouth. He’s horrifying. 10/10.

5. Giant spider crabs

I don’t think I need to explain.

4. Vampire squid

There are few things better than a nontraditional cephalopod. The vampire squid is shaped like your favorite umbrella and is the only known cephalopod to be a scavenger over fresh food.

3. Giant isopod

This is the second best invertebrate in the deep sea and no I will not be taking criticism today. He’s huge. He scuttles. He’s basically a giant rolypoly that’s too big to give a fuck about fuck. 13/10

2. Dumbo octopus

Friend-shaped and the most most adorable fucker you’ve ever seen in your life.

1. Coelacanth

The coelacanth is not only the best fish on this list but in fact the best fish in existence. The coelacanth was thought he extinct until one was pulled up by chance off the coast of South Africa I wanna say. Coelacanths are part of the clade sarcopterygii, the lobe-finned fishes, which includes two types of fish currently alive today: coelacanths and lungfishes. In fact, tetrapods (critters with legs, ie amphibians, reptiles, and mammals) evolved from certain species of sarcopterygians and basically we learned a metric fuckton about how tetrapods evolved by studying coelacanths.

Also they stand on their heads to feed and it’s delightful.

12454825273/10 best fish, best sea critter, everyone else can go home.

[hisui555]

Hazbin Hotel thoughts : Foils 2

(Foils 1 here)

(Foils 3 here)

(Foils 4 here)

Masterpost here.

Crawling back out of my cave because my stupid brain won't let me rest. Synapses fired all night yesterday, I'm sure there's some structural damage in the front lobe from all the fireworks going off and bouncing around the walls of my skull, but mostly color me impressed that my asocial side actually got cowed into submission, by PRODUCTIVITY of all things, holy shit, why can't it happen for job interviews ?

...Anyway.

Aaaand without transition I would like to talk about Rosie VS Carmilla (I'm putting a "VS" so that it's clearer from a couple/team, see Foils 1), especially around Ep 7, which has just this magnificent parallel between them, respectively coaching Charlie and Vaggie (yes, TV Tropes already covered that one, shhhh, don't tell my spark of productivity, it might disappear and play dead for months again). For the A plot, we have Charlie, led by Alastor, who's going to Cannibal Town to meet Rosie and ask for reinforcements - basically getting an army of cannibals to lend a hand, even if it's not theirs and has some bite marks on it. For the B plot, on the other side, Vaggie goes to Carmilla to learn how angels can be killed, and from that on asking her for the appropriate weapons. On both sides, the two girls learn about confidence and fighting for the right thing - Charlie grows into the leader she's capable of being, Vaggie steels her resolve and grows her wings back.

What's interesting about those parallel scenes is how much Rosie and Carmilla contrast each other, and are similar to Charlie and Vaggie respectively yet have differences : again, a square of foils. But let's talk about the (seemingly) older women first.

When we stumble upon Cannibal Town, it has a very gentlemanly aesthetic, streets are clean, people are well-dressed and polite, and if you forget the minor detail of cough eating people cough, they are quite the amicable bunch - something Charlie herself comments on, how "surprisingly nice" it is. The second we meet Rosie, we understand why : she's a councelor, the unofficial mayor and of course the Overlord representing them all. She's a faultless host (again, if you don't care much about her specific ingredients), very accomodating, and doesn't rebut Charlie right away despite her enormous demand. In fact, once Alastor chimes in that her citizens would be not only well-armed but also well-fed, she's happy to give it a go and coach Charlie on how to convince them (well, for the most part. Susan.), showing she knows her community very well. Rosie is shown as more of a knowledge broker : she trades information to Alastor in exchange of favors, seems to know things about him that even our deer friend doesn't ("A what now ?" *Pats your shoulder in ace, buddy. You'll get the hang of it.*), and overall comes off as very well-informed.

In the meantime, we follow Vaggie to the industrial side of the Pentagram, where it seems to be more smoke, steel and craft than rural, pictoresque town. Carmilla doesn't let Vaggie enter until she threatens to spill the beans out in plain view of the street, and once she's inside, Carmilla is immediately verbally hostile and commandeering the whole speech ("Ninety seconds."), rebutting each of Vaggie's claims with clinical precision - rightfully countering that she doesn't want to bring the trouble to her doorstep, and put her loved ones (+ workers) in danger, to which Vaggie counters (also rightfully) that if the Hotel fails to defend itself, Carmilla might still kiss her pointy shoes goodbye. Once the time is up, Carmilla attacks, but it's quickly blatant that she's actually stealthily coaching Vaggie into fighting better, both physically and mentally. She's ruthless, brutal, and elegant, but not with the same elegance as Rosie : Rosie's charm and mannierisms are day-to-day, yet she's a proud cannibal, so her elegance hides a very carnal nature by the way of eating human flesh (even if she wraps it in pretty ribbons in a candy box), while Carmilla's cold and sharp demeanor hides her graceful but efficient fighting style - I mean, have you seen those twirls and acrobatics ? Hot dang, she's cool. Rosie is a knowledge broker that knows damn well how to use her information, Carmilla is a weapons dealer that knows damn well how to use her weapons : no wonder she arms herself (and her daughters) first. Carmilla, on the surface, rejects Vaggie's deal, but after a few moments, we see that she's turning it into her own way of helping.

Now we arrive to the two main songs, Out For Love and Ready For This, who are almost back-to-back. Charlie has had her moment with Rosie, who genuinely helped her through her personal problems and her moment of uncertainty concerning Vaggie's secret, and it's time for the big rallying song. And, Charlie, you're cute and all, but sightseeing and camaraderie aren't the things cannibals are interested in - they might have a child's heart (somewhere in a jar behind a desk), but EATING is where it's at ! Good thing Alastor chimed in, hm ? Which kinda rebounds on his private part of the song with Rosie ("Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side !") : their motivations are more selfish than we think. Rosie is genuinely kind and empathetic, but not altruist : doing the Princess of Hell a solid might be a real advantage in the long run, especially for someone like her who trades in favors. On the other side, Carmilla has it out for her own reasons right away, but does a selfless move by teaching Vaggie and lending the weapons : while she doesn't directly stick her neck out, she still helps from the shadows. Her main motive is to protect her loved ones and avoid bloodshed, while Rosie's and the cannibals are to get their belly full and gain political advantage.

It's really like an hourglass between the two : Rosie hears Charlie (and Alastor) out and accepts to help but actually for selfish reason, actively and directly helping Charlie to assert herself, talking her through therapy and words - a language Charlie is very receptive to - teaching her confidence and leadership (something Vaggie already has). Carmilla on her side rebukes Vaggie but actually for more selfless (even if personal) reasons, indirectly (but still actively) helps her to rekindle with her own emotions and be honest with herself (something Charlie already is), all that through physical training and fighting - a language Vaggie knows quite well. You'd think they have the names of the songs crossed and mixed up, yet they fit perfectly : Charlie needs to be Ready For This and finally face physical confrontation, while Vaggie needs to be Out For Love and honest with her feelings and past. They both complement each other.

The smiles Carmilla and Rosie also give at the news are contrasting : Carmilla hears the news and smiles a little smile, to herself, looking proud that it worked, and proud of her 'student'. Rosie on her side has a charming, calculated, wide smile that seems to spell out 'now there we go' and 'ooh, this was nothing, darling' more than 'good job', complete with a cup of tea. It's like she smiles more at the camera than out of genuine pride, unlike Carmilla who just smiles to herself. You'd think tough-as-nails Carmilla would be the last person to teach people to fight for love, yet here we are, while ladylike elegant Rosie, who does show genuine understanding and kindness, is also planning to use Charlie for her own gain.

Wrapping this up, Charlie & Vaggie VS Carmilla & Rosie : Carmilla is kind of a more experienced version of Vaggie (a figther, determined, devoted to her loved ones), with Charlie's core ideas (love, compassion, avoiding fights) while Rosie is a more experienced version of Charlie (connections, empathy, people person) with Vaggie's way of thinking (strategic, knowledgeable, prepared).

Like Vaggie, Carmilla is a fierce fighter that you don't want to piss off, with people to protect, an expert in dealing with weapons (cherry on top : both about angelic steel), even physically they're quite alike : long white hair (especially when Carmilla lets hers go in response to Vaggie's grumbling), similar tone of skin, palette in dark grays and white mostly (Vaggie has more pink where Carmilla has black), both are also Hispanic. They already (unknowingly) share a duet in Whatever It Takes, with personal reasons very close to one another. Carmilla is the perfect combination of Charlie's ideals and Vaggie's realism, leaning more towards Vaggie's side as a fighter. They also look the less relatively demonic, past some features (like Carmilla's oversized arms).

Rosie on her side looks like an upper-class lady who is the leader of her town and an Overlord (mirroring Charlie being a princess and the founder of the Hotel), sharing some reds in their respective palettes (even if Charlie's is more solid red and Rosie's burgundy), pale hair and a very affable, accomodating demeanor. Rosie is the perfect mix of Vaggie's pragmatism and Charlie's kindness, leaning towards Charlie's side as an informator and councelor. They naturally stand in the spotlight, one way or another, and guide people through their problems. They're also both more "demonic" : Charlie is the literal Princess of Hell and hellborn demon, while Rosie has notable very sharp teeth, pitch black eyes (like the town citizens) and... what was it again...? oh right ! Eats people.

(Don't worry, I'm not always a smartass : sometimes I'm asleep.)

That went longer than expected (...as always), but, well, enjoy. Skyscrapers like those are useful when you have time to kill. I might need to consider doing a masterpost for those... might be more practical for those crazy enough to want to read all of my inane rambling (boredom is such a pain, right ?)

Hope you enjoyed.

Again, Masterpost here.

[chrollogy]

about: yue !

meet the writer behind the fics :>

hellooo !! as you already know, i go by yue, i’m twenty two years old, my pronouns are she/her and i’m an intj !!! i’m southeast asian (filipino) so feel free to speak to me in tagalog since i’m still quite fluent :3 my timezone is gmt +12 so i’m most likely active when everyone else is sleeping hence my lack of interaction with fellow moots :< also!! i’m really into 35 mm photography (since 2019) and i love collecting cameras <3

i got into writing when i was around the age of 10-11 where i wrote cliché highschool fics back when i first got into kpop :< i had three writing phases which were asianfanfics (aka the very first platform i used to publish fics), wattpad (where i mainly focused on long series), and finally tumblr (my current platform !!)

fun fact! i have ten ear piercings (three on each lobe. left: rook, and tragus. right: daith, and helix). i love dyeing my hair (notable colours: red, purple, blonde), and i currently have two tattoos :3

fun fact 2! am a huge matcha lover !! i make my own matcha every morning (with the whisk and all) but i’m slowly running out rip

fun fact 3! i’ve been on tumblr since 2016 but i was a kpop-centric blog back then, and only posted moodboards LMAO then i got into the anime side on 2021 :3

currently watching: black butler (s4), kimi ni todoke (s3), hunter x hunter (e119 — CA arc)

games i play: genshin impact — AR 57 WL 8, ASIA server (ex-hsr, ex-l&ds, ex-obey me player)

fandoms: haikyuu, genshin impact, black butler, hunter x hunter, jujutsu kaisen, kimi ni todoke, tokyo revengers, attack on titan, demon slayer, obey me, play it cool guys, the apothecary diaries, blue lock, buddy daddies, romantic killer, howl’s moving castle, girl from nowhere

hobbies:

writing, reading, sleeping <3, going gym, watching anime & sports (a rugby fan !!), simping for a blonde msby setter

dislikes:

summer, waking up early on a winter morning, bugs n insects especially spiders, those little clustered holes (yes i have that phobia), people who rush me lol

yue core 📸

[pastriibunz]

idk really know what’s going on rn but i hope everything goes better and that you’re safe and whatnot

i hope you have a kaitastic bday tmr and stay silly :3

if i remember(or am reminded-) i’ll try to make some kai art either later today or tomorrow for bday :]

FIZZ MY BEST BUDDY FIZZ THANK YOU I LOBE UOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[genshinimpactingmylife]

Genshin Impact Actor AU, Pt. 3

pt 1! pt2!

-Al Haitham was actually the one who recommended Kaveh for his role

-the fans wonder if they're actually enemies in real life

-but in fact, they're lovers

-very lowkey and secretive about it tho

-Kaveh keeps begging Al haitham to start a feud with him on social media

-"you don't understand Haitham! It's for the drama!!" -Kaveh

-Popular YouTube dancer Nilou who auditioned for her role due to the requests and support from her fans

-she choreographs every dance by herself

-Candace is sweet and soft spoken in real life as well, and often bring various pastries with her to the set

-Dehya had a whole workout routine for two months just so she can wield a claymore (and for that stunning bod)

-Mona and Scaramouche often get into fights on social media

-Scaramouche makes fun of everyone on social media, even his fans

-His hat is a popular joke between both the fans and the actors and they love it when he appears

-he once posted a story of him playing Frisbee using it with Childe

-he got to keep his previous hat when his costume changed, he held an auction for it amongst the actors

-it's now a Frisbee for Razor's dogs

-"I got added into a group chat called Anemo boys, it's a secret organization of people that posts meme pictures of others around the set"-Scaramouche

-Paimon is a CGI and the fandom still has no idea

-her voice actor is a precious little girl who's also the twins cousin

-Aloy cameo and now she's besties with more than half of them and both fandoms love it

-Noelle giving Thoma housekeeping/maid tips and cleaning up the set together after shoots for practice

-one of the many mysteries is whether Layla's eyebags are real or make up but no one dares to ask

-Zhongli and Ei has never played Genshin and only started playing when they got casted

-Many actors often send pics of them struggling together

-Itto and Ganyu became besties with horns and constantly posts selfies together

-it's actually just itto dragging shy little Ganyu around but she's very much willing to go along for the ride

-Beidou, Kaeya and Fischl struggling with eyepatches

-there's an ongoing bingo dedicated to the things they run into

-there's also a bingo dedicated to the things Bennett has broken by accident

-the list is best known for, Fischl's CGI bird and a whole ruin guard

-ongoing jokes about how long it takes to do their hair and makeup

-Xiao and Zhongli taking more time on their eyeliner than other girls

-the number of people that spend half the day on their hair

-Keqing, Layla, Xianling, Albedo, especially

-when it comes to most hours on make up the winner is Itto (bro has lines on his body)

-the least hours go to Childe, barely any changes is made to him

-Diona doesn't even brush her hair, she just sticks her cat hairband on

-Qiqi messes her hair up every twenty minutes

-no one understands how Aether's braid still stays perfect after all the running around

-Kokomi got her hair dyed for the role and absolutely adores it

-Kokomi can't actually swim but she lobes the sea

-the latest scandal is the Kokomi & Gorou aquarium date

-this was quickly covered up by Al Haitham uploading a video of him working out

-his gym buddy is none other than Itto

-Childe is a fast runner but has no arm strength

-That has nothing to do with acting but it needed to be known

[roscgarden]

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐍

what's your phone wallpaper: an illustration i found on pinterest !! it's of lil cats with an array of strawberries/strawberry desserts !! i changed it for spring <3 last song you listened to: GOODIES x WORST BEHAVIOR MIX by MERKY on soundcloud ( was jamming while i planted pumpkins in DDLV ) currenly reading: the housemaid by frieda mcfadden !! ( a rec from @multi-royalty !! ) last movie: the happening ( 2008 ) (( a buddy watch also with maddie LMAOO )) last show: bridgerton ( rewatch & season 3 part 1 let's fucking goooo ) what are you wearing right now?: an oversized graphic tee w/ sublime on it & jean shorts bc i have yet to change into comfy clothes since i've been home how tall are you?: 12ft 5'6 piercings / tattoos?: standard lobe, second lobes, daith & septum // no tattoos yet bc i'm boring & indecisive :// glasses / contacts: nope!! last thing you ate?: salted caramel choco chip cookie that my irl made favourite colour: purple, pink, & viridian green current obsession: disney dreamlight valley, playing dbd with friends, going out & getting fro yo, getting back into reading, bridgerton, & childhood movies !! do you have a crush right now?: ew no. favourite fictional character: umm so many ?? penelope f.eatherington/l.ady whistlesdown, addie larue, lara croft, max guevara, eloise b.ridgerton etc etc etc .... we'd be here all day. last place you travelled: to one of the larger cities in my state LMAOO went on a shopping spree :'))

TAGGED BY : no one i stole it from the dash >:)) <33 TAGGING : all of you who'd like to participate !! i genuinely love doing these & reading about my moots

[smogflesh]

get to know the mun, repost don't reblog !

what's your phone wallpaper: an illustration of two sheet ghosts standing in a cornfield ( that i've had for a year ) last song you listened to: don't understand by post malone currently reading: the invisible life of addie larue by v.e. schwab ( a buddy read with @multi-royalty !! ) & ender's game last movie: encino man last show: shameless (us) & YOU ( buddy watching w/ the babes @multi-royalty & @carp3diems !! ) what are you wearing right now: im so boring just a big tee & bike shorts LMAOO how tall are you: at least 11 1/2 feet ( 167 cm ) piercings / tattoos: regular lobe & then second lobe , daith in left ear & septum / i have a tattoo of HUH? behind my right ear glasses / contacts: nope 20/20 vision baby last thing you ate: apple pie !! favorite color(s): pastels & purple & viridian green current obsession: addie larue & pinterest any pets: a orange tabby beast & 3 dogs do you have a crush right now: eww tf ??? favorite fictional character: lip gallagher <3 last place you traveled: to an oddity shop in the city

TAGGED BY : @heartcode ( it's canon i'm taller than u ) TAGGING : whoever hasn't done this & wants to !!

[v2isfuckingdead]

97? 100?

OK YKW. THERES BEEN A LOT OF THESE IM JUST MAKING IT ONE POST.

1: v2isdead.com

2: a pic of me? no lol

3: no tatoos

4: just a minute ago because i was being a faggot (hopelessly yearning)

5: no piercings

6: fav band? uhh heaven pierce her i guess?

7: turn offs? idk uhh none in particular. 

9: tatoos i want? uhh [insert image once i get around to it]

10: biggest turn ons? ohhhh boy dont even get me started buddy

12: perfect date? i honestly dont care, i just want to be with the person i love

14: piercings i want.. just one in each lobe

20: 5’10

21: yes..  why am i answering this again? 

40: ever been in a fight? yeah, plenty, and i always won. now though i just let them beat me bc my school and work have a absolute zero tolerance policy, and i cant afford to get kicked out of either. also because i just kinda dont feel like it, and i have a lot of trauma from hurting and being hurt

43: no, ive surprisingly never been arrested

50: yes, ive seen a lot of people die. in person, i mean

55: hell yeah i lay in the grass and watch the clouds

58: yeah, i cheat in card and board games all the time, but only if playing for money. im damn good at it too.

63: sure, ive touched snakes plenty. amazing, honestly

71: genuinely lost? a couple times.

74: hell yeah brother i cry myself to sleep every night

78: slept with someone 5+/5- years than you? i fucking WISH (totally not into older women) but im a virgin lol so those questions are automatically a no

85: ever gone to school partially naked???? what??????? no??????????

92: i have been told im hot by strangers, yeah! still confusing...

97: sure, i cheat on tests all the time. once again, very good at cheating.

100: no.

[th3-bl00d-on-yr-hands-rom3o]

0, 2, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 16, 19, 22, 26, 29, 36, 44!!! for the ask game!!

-links

so basically all of them lol,

0: Height. 170 something centimetres. im actually not 100% sure.

2: Shoe size. US womens 7

6: Age you get mistaken for. like somewhere between 18 and 20. and people at resturants always try to serve me alcohol and then im like "hey buddy im a child" and theyre like "WHAT". one time someone thought me and my mum were sisters and im like no dude shes like 40 something and im her teenage daughter, we r not the same.

8: Want any tattoos? hell yeah (dont tell my parents or irl friends who are on here lol) one day i will get a bunch of tattoos and dissapoint my mother. possibly. (<- is deathly afraid of needles) (<- has never tried getting a tattoo but probably will not be able to sit still long enough while getting tattooed without throwing up) (we shall see tho cause needles in different settings are different levels of scary, sewing is fine and as you will see i have multiple piercings). Anyway, I want angel wings on my back i think that'd be pretty epic - and like a proper biblically accurate angel with 6 of them, and obviously i want the triforce on my hand, i want a six leaf clover somewhere, and "art is the weapon"(cause i think the statement is cool and meaningful not just cause mcr said it, although danger days is one of my favourite albums of all time), and a goldfish, and probably a venus flytrap, and a bunch of other random stuff. probably the lyric that's in the bio of this blog. but not tooooo many i dont want them all over, they need space to breathe and not look all squished up (<- studies art and appreciates the importance of composition and framing).

9: Got any piercings? I have a few. (<- guy who has 7 holes stabbed in his ears) (although the regular lobe piercings should really be counted in pairs as one piercing each) (which would make 5) only on my ears tho. I've got normal ear lobe piercings, and then second ear lobe piercings and ive got 2 helix piercings on one side and 1 on the other.

10: Want any piercings? Yes ehe. i will get more (: One day im gonna get an eyebrow piercing, and possibly a lip piercing. but right now my father will not let me ):

11: Best friend? this is a rlly hard question i have like 3 best friends. I dont really do one individual person bff i just have a few close friends

16: I’ll love you if… you talk to me about any of my interests

19: A fact about your personality. I talk a looooott

22: What I want to be when I get older. aaaaa i never know. (<- is very much in their "what will i do with my life" existential crisis era) I wanna do art but idk how to get a job in that and i really hate graphic design. id like to be a botanist plant science is cool. tbh i wanna like run a random really niche shop that sells something I like. or i wanna be in a band or actually get paid to just do my art, but that doesnt count as real career aspirations.

26: My biggest pet peeves. when people leave powerpoints switched on when theres nothing plugged in.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend. really boring but i lied to my friend about who i do/dont actually have a crush on. no one will ever know (except the one friend who does know)

44: A random fact about anything. Fancy goldfish have an average lifespan of 10-15 years, which is actually longer than a domestic cat.

[lubdubsworld]

Falling for you ( Falling from grace) Jungkook xOC

Read Chapter 1 here

Read Chapter 2 here

Read Chapter 3 here

Read Chapter 4 here 

Rated : 18 +

Warning : . Fuck buddies? Or rather enemies that have sex. They just really hate each other but also can’t keep their hands off each other. Fair warning this has no plot. its just them being idiots .

Chapter warning : things get a bit more angsty....I know this is supposed to be mostly porn but there's a little plot too hope you guys don’t mind. 

Chapter 5

I woke up to my alarm blaring right near my face , and I blinked bleary eyes . I was staring at an altogether unfamiliar wall and It took me a second to realize that the wall belonged to Jungkook’s bedroom. 

It was like being doused with cold water. 

 Oh fuck fuck fuck... 

Did I really sleep over? Why on earth had I done that. 

Not surprisingly, I was naked and I searched around frantically for my panties before remembering they were torn and stuffed in my jacket pocket. The jacket itself was crushe4d beyond redemption, tossed over the small ottoman in the corner. My pants were just as messy , wrapped around the table leg in the corner. 

I stared at the time on my phone. 

I had fifteen minutes to get to my workplace. 

“You up?” Jungkook’s voice came from the door and I screamed, spooked at the sudden sound and I grabbed the comforter pulling it up to my shoulder to shield my body from his view and just stared at him. He looked fresh out of the shower, dressed in a plain white t shirt and blue jeans that looked like they’d been painted on. 

He glanced at me in surprise, tilting his head in confusion.

“Uh...bit too late to play the blushing virgin, Areum..., don’t you think?” 

“Why the fuck did you let me sleep here? I need to get to work. “ I hissed, scrambling off the bed, still holding the comforter because like hell i was going to be naked, with him fully dressed.

He hummed.

“I did try to get you to take a cab.....but you were already snoring . Bad sex etiquette that by the way...I’ve never had a girl fall asleep while riding my face before...” 

I glared at him. 

“Three fucking times... You made me cum thrice and you wouldn’t let me get off....I did not fall asleep, I passed out...you ...you fucking pervert!!!” 

He grinned , entirely unrepentant. 

“I know right.... you’re one lucky bitch aren’t you, angel?” 

I wanted to retort but I had places to be. I found my bra underneath the bed and sat on the bed, dropping the sheet and moving to put it on. Jungkook made his way over reaching out to paw at my breasts and I elbowed him in the stomach.

“No... Stop. I’m already running late....” I said sharply but he wasn’t listening, reaching for my waist and lifting me up off the bed. I yelped when he moved to the head board, sitting back and pulling me into his lap. He lost no time, slipping two fingers inside me before I could fully process what he was doing. 

“ Come on, I’m really fucking horny...” He whined, fumbling with his zipper, slipping a hand and yanking himself out easily. I stared at him , helpless as he spat into his palm, getting his hand wet before stroking the wetness on to his cock. Defeated, I lifted myself up and scooted forward till I could feel the head pressing up against me. 

“Five minutes. You have five minutes. I’m leaving afterwards, whether you cum or not.” I warned and he frowned. His eyes moved to the black tie lying discarded in the bedstead , looking thoughtful and I punched his shoulder.

“Don’t even think of it  you depraved fuck.,” I growled. 

He responded, by thrusting his hips straight up, driving right up into me in a single motion. I felt the wind get knocked right out of me, instinct making me buck away from the sudden intrusion, but he gripped my waist and held me in place. My insides shifted to accommodate him and I gripped his shoulders hard, trying to swallow the sudden dryness in my threat. 

A garbled, ‘ fuck ‘ came out of my mouth, more of a whimper than anything. 

“Don’t worry about me baby, question is , can I make  you  cum in five minutes.... “ He whispered softly, keeping up the steady , almost shallow thrusts into me , groaning as I got wetter and wetter with each stroke. 

“M really tired... I really don’t need another orgasm...” I whispered, honestly, flinging my arms around his shoulder and burying my face in the crook of his neck. He hummed, running strong, smooth hands up and down my bare back, pressing down across my shoulder blades and lightly gripping my sides .

“Okay, how about I just make you feel good “ He whispered against my cheeks, pressing a soft kiss there, “ and if you just happen to have an orgasm in the process, we’ll call it a happy coincidence, okay?”

I grinned into his shoulders. It was impossible to talk to this guy. 

I let my eyes fall shut surprised at how easy it was to let him take control. I hadn’t been lying. I really was exhausted. And although it was frighteningly new, letting my guard down around Jungkook like this, not being on edge, or trying to stay a step ahead, it was also liberating . I felt like a huge knot in my spine had come undone and I exhaled, going limp in his arms. 

He must’ve felt me relax completely, his arms tightening around my waist and I shuddered when he started moving again, gentle rolling motions of his hips without pulling out of me at all, his cock lodged firmly inside me as he grinded into me  , barely offering any sort of friction but keeping me filled .

And it was a different sort of pleasure from the usual feeling of being fucked into, a pleasure that didn’t come in rhythms repetitions of him fucking into me but rather a pleasure that just stayed and yet somehow swelled , that seemed to radiate from where he was inside me, to every part of me, till I could feel the jittery sparks of his movement in the tips of my fingers and the edges of my scalp. 

I threaded my fingers through his hair and instead of gripping hard, the way I usually did, I found myself stroking the skin there, feeling the soft, slightly damp strands as they fell between my fingers and I felt him inhale shakily and I kept stroking his hair. 

“Tell me this isn’t heaven....” He whispered, voice raspy against my ear as he pulled the lobe between his teeth and I shuddered.

“Certainly feels like it...” I whispered, feeling a sudden sting of tears . He was ruining me....ruining me for every other man and there was nothing I could do but cling on, like a shipwreck victim caught in the waves. 

His fingers fluttered down to between my legs and he pressed a thumb against my clit, gently stroking the hardened nub and sparks of pleasure shot up to my spine, made my toes curl and I gripped his shoulders harder, biting my lips not to sob.

“I’m close..” I choked out, “ Please don’t stop...” 

He chuckled.

“Wouldn’t dream of it angel... come on, come for me...wanna see you.... wanna see you come undone in my arms, show me how good I make you feel, yeah?” 

I clenched around him, my orgasm washing over me in gentle waves , rising to a crescendo of excruciating pleasure before ebbing into a gentle sort of satisfaction, tinged with hints of overwhelming affection for this man under me and I couldn’t stop the tears that spilled over my lashes and onto his shirt. I stayed still, riding it out and keeping my eyes on the wall as Jungkook stroked my back, soothing me through it. 

“Baby, you okay?”  He sounded just as wrecked as I felt and I nodded, slowly climbing off him and moving down to kneel between his legs, before bending low and taking the hard length of him into my mouth. 

Jungkook swore, fingers gripping the hair at the back of my head and hips lifting a teeny bit to thrust into my mouth and I hummed, knowing the vibrations would transfer to the sensitive veins on his cock. I gripped the base of his cock , keeping my grip a little loose, looking straight up at him and meeting his gaze before spitting on the cockhead.

His dick twitched in my hand and his eyes darkened. 

“My dirty little slut....” He whispered and the tone was so rife with fondness, so arousing in contrast to the words. 

“Yours.” I breathed against the glistening head, dipping the tip of my tongue into the slit, tasting that tangy bitter taste of precum and swirling my tongue, wrapping my lips around the length and bobbing down to take him into my mouth. I pressed the flat of my tongue against the underside , using the tip to trace the thick veins that ran up and down his length, before sucking the sensitive head, licking at the thick skin of his frenulum , swirling my tongue into the ridges till his hips lifted off the bed.

“Oh, fuck...Baby, that feels so fucking food...” He choked out and I smiled, pulling back to look at him.

“You wanna fuck my mouth, now?” I asked softly and he groaned.

“Fuck yeah. Go on baby...on your knees....on the floor. Now.” 

I moved quickly, kneeling on the floor right next to the bed , watching him slip our of his jeans before crawling over the edge of the bed. He threw his legs over the side, moving to sit on the edge for spreading his  legs  and curling his fingers to beckon me forward. 

I winked, grabbing his knees to steady myself before scooting forward on my knees, running my hands up and down his thigh before bending over and taking him into my mouth again. Jungkook’s hand came to the back of my head and unlike me, he had no qualms about gripping my hair hard. 

I sat back on the balls of my heels, letting my lips part fully and he fucked into my mouth with practiced abandon and I closed my eyes. concentrating only on the feel of his cock in my mouth, the long length of it as it hit the back of my throat , my breath coming through my nose in timed intervals so I could deep throat him fully. It still took an effort although I’d been doing it long enough. Suppressing my gag reflex, I inhaled carefully just as he pushed in , swallowing lightly around the tip of his throat as he pressed in deep, exhaling as he pulled out. 

My eyes fluttered open as I got used to the motion and I felt my insides clench when I saw Jungkook, head thrown back in sheer unadulterated ecstacy , eyes shut and lips red and slick , parted and gasping as he gripped the edge of the bed, the veins in his forearm bulging from how tight he was gripping the sheets. I felt the taut muscles of his thighs , the way they flexed and strained as he fucked into my mouth and I felt a surge of power rushing through me. 

 Me.  I thought , furiously,  I did this to him. 

 I sucked harder, bobbing back and forth on his length, getting it wet and sloppy just the way he liked it , letting him hit the deepest part of my throat with every thrust and I used on hand to grip the base of his dick, feeling him stiffen under me. 

I pulled back for a second...

“Where?” I croaked out, voice hoarse and breaking and he stared me down like the predator he was. 

“Half inside...half on your face...” He growled out, reaching both hands out to grip my face , thumb and forefinger pressing into my jaw, forcing me to open my mouth and it was such a turn on, how despite how much I offered freely of myself , Jungkook still wanted to  take. 

Deciding to indulge him, I sat back and let him push his thumb into my mouth, hooking his fingers keep my mouth open before pushing in with his hard cock. The fingers returned to my hair and so did that bruising grip that made my scalp ting. 

I kept my eyes open this time, staring right at him as he fucked into my mouth. 

“Look at you, so fucking hungry for me... for what I give you...” He muttered, eyes unblinking as he stared right back, shameless and open. 

I shuddered when the first spurt of his cum hit the back of my throat and it wasn’t good, far from it but it was  him.....and that was enough. Enough for me to swallow greedily , to take it in with relish. He pulled back when he was still cumming and I stuck my tongue out , tilting my face till he could cover every inch of it with his release .

Once he finished, he pulled back, but kept his hands on my face tilting it up so he could get a good look at the mess he had made. 

“I know I spend hours painting , but baby....this.... you wearing my cum on that pretty face.....this is fucking art....fuck...” He groaned out.

 I felt my body thrum at what was surely, the most lavish and lustful compliment I’d ever gotten.

“I missed work. You’re gonna pay me for it.” I said impishly, sticking my tongue out to gather the bit of cum on my lips, licking it up.

Jungkook grinned and tossed a pillow at my head. 

“Not happening. Go get dressed and get your ass to work. “

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“You look pretty happy for someone who turned up three hours late wearing borrowed clothes from a one night stand. “ Hoseok commented mildly, while I stood by his desk, waiting for him to finish signing the previous week’s reports. 

I managed a weak grin. I was dressed in my slacks and jacket but I’d been forced to borrow one of Jungkook’s black shirts which looked ridiculous on me. 

“Hey hyung, what about these files?” A rough voice said right behind me and I stumbled a little . The guy gripped my elbow to steady me, lips quirking in surprise .

“Careful.” He said casually and then his fingers fluttered down to my waist, stroking me through my jacket and I jumped, frowning.

“Sorry?” I snapped, watching the way his eyes went straight to my chest, tongue licking his lips as he stared and I felt chilled.

“Oh, Junho, this is Areum...she's my assistant. Areum, this is Yang Junho . He’s taking over as the HOD of the HR department now that Mr. Lee is retiring.” 

I bowed politely stepping back a few steps, feeling an instinctive sense of foreboding. The guy wasn’t old, probably the same age as me but he looked so sleazy that it made my stomach churn. 

“Ah, beautiful.” He said casually, still staring at me unblinkingly and I felt my anger rise.

“Junho’s dad is one of the investors in our new Beach Resort project . Mr. Jeon thinks he’ll be a good fit here , he can learn the ropes before going back to his dad’s company.” Hoseok said casually and I nodded quickly. I moved closer to Hoseok reached out to grab the files Junho had got. 

“Anything else Jun?” He said casually and the other man merely shook his head. 

“Can I borrow your secretary for a minute, hyung?”

I stared at him.

Hoseok frowned.

“Uh...what for? “

Junho shrugged.

“My assistants having a bit of trouble filing the stuff in my office right... She just looks so.... capable.” He was openly leering now. 

Hoseok looked hesitant but then he nodded . 

“Sure... Areum, why don’t you go see what’s up...?”

I clenched my fists, every instinct telling me to run but there was nothing I could do, my mind shutting down because this guy was clearly pretty high up in the food chain and I couldn’t afford to antagonize him without cause. 

I followed him out of the office, jumping when he tried to wrap a hand around my waist .

“Please...stop...touching me . I’m not comfortable with it.” I blurted out and he didn’t even blink, merely raising an eyebrow. 

“You’re not comfortable being touched. That impressive hickey on your neck would suggest otherwise. Tell me Ms Areum, are you married?” He said casually.

I bit my lips.

“No.” 

“Boyfriend than.,,,” 

I stayed quiet.

“Some guy in a club huh? Did you drop to your knees when he bought you a drink?” 

I felt my jaw drop and I whirled around to stare at him .

He sneered.

“Don’t worry....I don’t mind. The easier a girl is, the faster I can get laid ....so...”

We were right out side his office and I just knew that if I went in there it would be the biggest regret of my life. 

“Find someone else...” I snapped, moving to get away but his hand shot out, gripping my shoulder hard and pulling me back till I slammed into his chest.

“Is that any way to speak to your fucking boss, Ms. Areum.?” He leered, gripping both my wrists and yanking me forward , even as my heart leapt to my throat .

“Let go of me...” I shouted, stunned out of my mind and he actually let go.

I felt my knees give out, dropping to floor and crawling back till my back hit the wall.

“I’m gonna ask them to make you my secretary .... I think you’ll fit in really well with me...” He sneered again and I forced myself to stand , running out of the hallway as fast as I could. I rounded the corner, panting and nearly out my mind with panic when I crashed into a very familiar broad chest.

“Hey...what?” Jungkook’s voice came out a little winded and relief flooded my system like a wave. I gripped his arms, hugging him tight, burrowing my face into his chest as I tried to catch my breath. 

“Angel....Areuym...what are you doing? We’re in the office babe...people can see...” He pulled me away from his chest pushing me back to arms length, confused and surprised. 

I swallowed, staring at him , feeling my pulse pound.

“Ah Jungkookie!!! There’s my favorite man in the whole wide world!” The voice made my hair stand on end and I watched as Junho waved from the end of the corridor. 

But it was Jungkook’s reaction that stunned me further.

“Oh my fucking God, Yang Junho ...in the flesh... “ He was pushing away from me and I watched , mind going blank as the two of them met in the middle of the corridor, hugging each other hard. 

I clenched my fists in disbelief.

“Jeon Jungkookie looking as good as ever....can’t believe you convinced your old man to give me this job, man...” Junho was saying. 

Jungkook laughed then, honest and happy. 

“It’s been forever...Dad told me you were coming back to Korea and I told him he had to hire you...If I have to stay stuck in this shithole,. I  better have my best buddy with me at least... You should be thankful to me , you son of a bitch...” Jungkook was saying and I swallowed. 

Best buddies?

 Jungkook turned around then to stare at me.

“Ms Areum, you can leave now...” He said casually, looking bright and happy and I felt like I was going to be sick. 

“Ms. Areum....I’m gonna have a word with Hoseok... you can report directly to me tomorrow morning. “ Junho said casually. 

Jungkook gave me a grin.

“Getting promoted , are we? Congratulations, Areum...Take good care of my buddy, huh? He’s like a brother to me...” He turned back to Junho and the nausea was unbearable. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Can’t I refuse?” I whispered, fingers shaking as I gathered the things at my desk. 

Hoseok rolled his eyes. 

“I don’t see why you would...It’s an obvious promotion You’ll get paid more... “

I was battling the urge to tell Hoseok what had happened but I also knew exactly how sexual harassment claims were handled. It was innocent until proven guilty and not the other way around. 

I had no proof.

Nothing. 

Junho on the other hand was one of Jungkook’s closest friends,. his father was an investor...he was rich and he had power. In what world would anyone believe me over him? 

I couldn’t lose this job. 

Maybe yesterday was a one off thing, I told myself. There’s no way he’s going to try something else. He has a cabin yes but there were cctvs everywhere. 

As I made my way to the cabin , I stared up at the CCTVs put up all over the corridors. All of them had green blinking lights. As I reached the door to his office, I noticed the CCTV right over his door. 

No light. 

I had suspected it but it still hit me in the gut. The man wasn’t just a sleaze bag. He was a fucking predator. And I wondered how many other women he had done this to. Not even bothering to take a step inside, I called the maintenance dept. 

“The CCTVs around Mr. Yang’s office seem to be not working.” I said calmly. 

It took a few minutes but they told me someone had disabled the servers remotely, and that they had it up and running now. I watched the green light turn on again and took a deep breath before stepping in.

The office had two rooms.

One bigger glass walled room on the inside, with Junho’s desk and cabinets and the outer room was smaller, with a desk for me. i noticed the CCTV right opposite my desk. It was on as well. 

I sat down behind the desk , quickly going through the day’s to do list left by the previous assistant, a guy called Jinki. 

“Good morning, beautiful.” Junho had walked into the room. His voice felt like nail on a chalkboard and I willed myself not to glare.

“Good morning, sir.” I said softly. 

“Hmm....sir...I like that. Sounds hot.” He leaned over the table to loom over me. 

“Let’s have dinner tonight, you and me. I have a condo near the Han.” 

I stared at him.

“You’re not bringing  your dick anywhere near me.... I will castrate you if you try.” I smiled softly. 

It took a few seconds for the words to register and he straightened, stunned.

And then his eyes narrowed. 

“What the fuck did you just say?” 

“You heard me. Now either let me do my job or you’re gonna lose yours.” I snapped. 

He lunged for me without warning and I screamed, stunned. Before I could process what he was doing he was grabbing my hair, bodily dragging me over the desk and onto the floor. 

I fell so hard that my bones rattled , shoulder stinging from hitting hard oak table. 

I opened my mouth to scream again when he slapped me. Hard.

The force of it left me reeling .

“Stupid, slutty bitch....You think you can say not to me? To me? do you know who the fuck I am? I’m your boss, I fucking own you.....” His eyes were completely unhinged, mouth frothing a bit and I couldn’t fight back even a little. 

He was grabbing my blouse, yanking hard and the fabric gave away, ripping right down my chest, I whimpered, fumbling for the desk, almost sobbing in relief when my hands closed over the heavy ceramic tray that held allk my pens. I grabbed the thing, bringing it down hard over his head, watching it shatter over him. 

The shock made him let go and I stumbled to my feet, running out the door as fast I could.

I ran straight to Hoseok, because he was the only friend I had . People were staring, some of them shouting my name but I was running on adrenaline , mind only chanting i should get to Hoseok.

When I saw him, the panic hit in full force and I sobbed out, reaching for him with both arms.

Hoseok pulled me into his arms, looked terrified.

“Areum...what the fuck?” And then his eyes took in the torn blouse, the bruise blooming on my face and the blood trickling down the side of my mouth.

“That son of a bitch....!!” He whispered and then his eyes snapped up.

I clutched him harder when I realized that Junho had followed me.

“She’s lying...” He looked wild and unstable as he glared at me. “ She was like that when I came into the office, she’s trying to frame me because i wouldn’t sleep with her.....”

“The cctv.... “ I choked out. “ He...He disabled them....but I turned them back on.... He’s.... It caught everything....he...”

Junho’s eyes widened at that and it was almost ridiculous, how he tried to make a break for it. But there was a dozen men right behind him and two of them came forward to grab his arms.

“Call the fucking cops.” Hoseok said through clenched teeth.

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Jungkook turned up, just as the cops arrived . The first thing they did was take Junho into custody and I found myself sitting in Hobi’s office, clutching a blanket around my body as I tried to narrate what had happened to the cop in front of me. 

“What's going on hyung? I saw the ambulance and the cops....is someone hurt?” His voice carried through the corridor and I felt my lips wobble in part relief, part shame. I hated feeling weak. 

I couldn’t hear what Hobi said but a second later the door to his office slammed open, hitting the opposite wall and Jungkook stood framed in the doorway, looking absolutely wild. 

“Areum?” He whispered, and the sob got wrenched out of me. 

“Jungkook, he....” I couldn’t get the words out and it turned out I didn't have to. Jungkook was moving quickly, kneeling in front of me and gathering me into his arms . 

The cop gave me a small smile before getting up and moving away..

“I’m gonna be back in a while...Let me give you and your boyfriend some privacy...” She whispered and I was too tired to correct her. 

“What happened....Baby...what the fuck did he do?” He whispered, pressing kisses to my hair and I clutched him harder.

“Nothing...I... he hit me... a couple of times....nothing else....”

Jungkook pulled back...

“And yesterday? He did something yesterday didn’t he? That’s why you looked so upset when I saw you...Areum what the fuck... why didn’t you tell me?” He looked completely stricken and I bit my lips.

“I wanted to... I was going to but...he...you were talking to each other you called each other best buddies and it was my word against his and-”

He made a noise of impatience .

“And what, you thought I’d believe him over you? Why on earth would I do that Areum?”

“Because he’s like your best friend and I’m just...”  nobody. I’m nobody. 

Jungkook almost whimpered, hands impossibly gentle as he pressed them against my cheeks, holding me gently, leaning forward till our foreheads touched. His fingers stroked my cheeks, soothing the bruise and I sobbed when he kissed me gently.

 A soft peck before pulling back to stare at me. He took a deep breath. 

“I know we fight and irritate the fuck out of each other Areum but I care for you , okay?” He wiped the perspiration on his face, “  I care so fucking much for you and it fucking  kills me that you got hurt in  my  company on  my watch ..... That some fucker managed to get his fucking hands on you and he’s till out there breathing when I should have put him six feet under the fucking ground for even looking at you.....” 

I blinked back tears.

“Okay... Okay...” I nodded , not even sure what I was agreeing to. 

“You trust me right?” He asked, voice breaking, “  I would believe you over anyone else.. your word is my truth okay....you trust me right?” He was staring at me and I saw the wetness in his eyes and felt my heart break.

“I trust you....” I whispered, pulling him close and letting his left his head on my chest. I stroked his hair before kissing the top of his head. “ I trust you.” 

 I love you. 

 And though I didn’t say it out loud, I felt it, all over my body and in my heart. 

AUTHOR’S NOTE : PAIN. 

 Guys, be sure to leave some feedback because I have zero motivation to write these days and its only when I read your asks that I can bring myself to write :-* 

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aaaa i got an ask for this but ofc i forgot to acc ansswer the ask with this- UGDHIYUGJD but heeeerre eheheeh

Cw: noncon piercings / very creepy whumper- it's aiden my dudes, expect nothing less XD / possessive whumper / tiny bit of cursing / blood

“Grab him,” Tyler ordered to the other pets. “Come on man, this isn't funny!” Danny growled. “Meh, I think it is to be honest,” Tyler chuckled. “Listen, I'm sorry alright?!? I'm sorry!! Just- just don't do this!”

“Hold him still for me, I wouldn't want to pierce anywhere else. Now, Danny, are you gonna be good or do I need to gag you?”

“Neither! Fuck off!”

“Gag it is.”

Tyler placed a rough belt into Danny’s mouth and buckled it behind his head. “Now, this will only be a pinch, so don't you worry your little head about it!” Danny fought. He really did. He cursed into the belt and struggled against the others but he was too weak. He had barely any muscles whereas the others were properly built.

Tyler stepped closer and closer, examining the sewing needle in his hand, “Hmmm, sewing needle or safety pin… I guess the safety pin could be an earring itself!”

He put the sewing needle down and picked up a medium-sized safety pin, “Like I said, only a pinch.” He cradled Danny’s face with one hand and used his wrist to trap Danny’s face. “Now, this will only hurt worse for you if you move buddy!”

That made Danny still immediately. He whined through the belt and Tyler slowly pushed the safety pin through the lobe of Danny’s ear.

Danny let out an agonizing yell, it felt as if his ears were on fire. Tyler chuckled, “Oh I forgot to tell you, I put some salt in the safety pin, hope you don't mind!” That made Tyler scream even louder. Tyler closed the paperclip and smiled as he studied Danny, “Cute.”

Aiden suddenly burst through the door, “What the fuck-” He took in the sight in front of him. Rex and Sam holding Danny down on the ground while Tyler was still pawing at the paper clip which was now attached inside Asher’s ear. Then he had a look at Danny’s ear which was now dripping blood and the blood was slightly smudged on his face. Aiden found himself smiling, “Oh, my, Danny, don't you just look ravishing?!” Danny mumbled something into the belt but it was muffled.

“Tyler, what a great idea! I mean, I want to be angry at you because you didn't ask me first but… I mean look at him! Tyler, bring Danny into the bathroom with me. Come on! Chop chop!”

Tyler dragged Danny -who was slightly nauseous from the loss of blood- into the bathroom.

Aiden fished in drawers, trashing in the cabinets and then suddenly stopped, “Aha! Got it. Tyler, hold Danny still for me, will ya?” Tyler did so, capturing Danny’s hands too after handing the sewing needle over to Aiden, who took it gratefully.

He roughly grabbed and held onto Danny’s ear and in a matter of seconds, he slowly slid the needle through the top cartilage of Danny’s ear. He quickly slid in a hoop as he extracted the needle from his ear.

Tears streamed down Danny’s face as he sobbed into the belt. “Thank you Tyler, you may leave-” He quickly did so, nodding at Aiden and snickering at Danny once his back was to Aiden. The door closed. “-Oh baby,” Aiden cooed as his hands carded through Danny’s hair, sliding them to the back of his head and slowly unbuckled the belt.

“Shhhhh, it's okay,” Aiden whispered, bringing his hands now over Danny’s face and running his thumb over Danny’s cheekbone. He softly brought Danny in front of the mirror Danny gasped at all the blood. “Don't you just look gorgeous, my petal!? You're my gorgeous petal. All mine.”

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Piercing buddies!! I got my lobes pierced again today

omg grats!!!! I have 3 lobe piercings and I love them :3 I hope you can get some awesome jewelry for them