#lobsterposting

[lobsterenthusiastt]

interview

[katin-biscuit]

There are two animals, horse or lobster. Tag yourself, I'm a lobster

[bugbrawl]

Bug Brawl

Why you should vote for them:

Shrimp

Shrimp is bugs

Lobster

Lobsters are the mermaids of scorpions. Also as a mainer I'm legally required to lobsterpost where necessary or they boil me and serve me with a side of butter. Help they're prepping the pot as we speak-

[thiefnessman]

i love it when ppl reblog my lobsterposting. you are sharing in the love of lobsters <3

[smarterthantheaverageloser]

Why did I decide writing was going to be my hobby I don’t even have fingers just two big stupid claws and I have to use a giant keyboard and any time I want to use the top few rows I have to jump and it’s really hard they should make lobster accessible keyboards I’m going to be late for my deadline

[none-of-your-biscuits]

Are you just the lobster sprite from stardew valley behind the screen? Is this lobsterposting?

Oh you're new here

Lobster in general, and yes everything I post is a lobster posting

[will-goez-oof-blog]

I created a new form of Kirby shitposting. Heavy-lobsterposting.

[lobsterenthusiastt]

there is no law saying that a lobster can't run for president

[katin-biscuit]

Been doing a lot of lobsterposting lately

[lobsterenthusiastt]

thinkin bout lobsters

[lobsterenthusiastt]

me when i get @all-lobsters-go-to-hell

[lobsterenthusiastt]

she lobs my ster til [JOKE PENDING]

[lobsterenthusiastt]

have you yet decided to convert from your blasphemous, lobster loving ways?

[lobsterenthusiastt]

realizing that it never was the algorithm's fault and that i am simply not funny

[lobsterenthusiastt]

fuck it. going to put as many tags as possible on this post and see what happens.