#lol idk man

[asherdian-zhane]

smoking...

[kalineas]

GoldenRose wedding!

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Continutation of my previous post but its just incorrect quotes.

Kise: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Akashi: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Aomine: smad

Akashi: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. 

Aomine and Kise: Ours just say “No.” 

Akashi: And I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Mayuzumi: you played me like a fiddle

Bokushi: actually, fiddles are quite difficult to play. I played you like a cheap kazoo

Akashi: Kuroko, please keep an eye on Kise. He's gonna say something to Midorima and get himself punched.

Kuroko: Sure Akashi-kun, I'd love to see Kise get punched.

Akashi: Try again.

Kuroko: I will stop Kise from getting punched.

Akashi: Correct.

Akashi: oh, are you and Kise no longer…

Aomine: smushing booties?

Akashi: …yes that’s exactly how i was going to phrase my sentence, Aomine.

Bokushi talking to Nash: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay.

Bokushi: i’m the bully around here. ask anyone.

Bokushi: i only feel one emotion, and it’s indifference.

Oreshi: last night you drunk-texted the whole team a bunch of heart emojis.

Bokushi: ...indifferently.

Murasakibara: i really miss these people, the whole team. Aka-chin, Mido-chin…

Murasakibara: …i forget all their other names.

Himuro: *judgemental eyebrow raise*

Midorima: You know archaic Latin?

Akashi: I got bored with classical Latin.

Midorima: You know normal Latin?

Akashi: Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Midorima: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Akashi: You don't know everything about me Midorima. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

Momoi: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Akashi, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Momoi: Now that's a threat!

The rest of the GoM: *horrified silence*

Murasakibara: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Midorima: ...you are a hazard to society

Aomine: and a coward. do twenty

[Akashi after the GoM do something really stupid but he's running on t-2 seconds of sleep and a cup of tea]

Akashi : I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I am gonna take a nap but when I wake up, oh you are *in* for it.

The GoM:...

Four hours later...

Akashi: How. DARE. You!

Kuroko: remember how furious you got that time when Aomine ended a letter with "thx" instead of "thanks"?

Akashi: why would you bring this up??

Himuro: So,Shuu , tell us everything! Did you call Akashi’s dad first?

Nijimura: I actually did!

*time skip back*

Nijimura, on the phone: Mr Akashj? I’m calling to inform you that I plan to ask your son to marry me. But since it’s 2016 I am NOT asking for your permission since he is not your property. NOR WOULD HE BE MINE IF HE CHOOSES TO SAY YES! He’s a strong independent man and he don’t need no man! That being said I truly hope he says yes. But it’s HIS decision so just BACK OFF!

Hinuro: aww, that was perfect! What did he say?

Nijimura: I have no idea I left a voicemail I’m terrified of him.

[Back at it again with the nijiaka]

Bokushi: Wait you like me?

Mibuchi: Yes

Bokushi: ... for my personality?

Mibuchi: I was surprised too

[our-future-is-up-to-us-2]

As my Latin teacher said, today in the Roman calendar is Prid. Id. Mart. (the day before the Ides Of March).

Ovid's Fastii are a collection of writings/poems for each day that he recounted before he died. Today's poem is just about the peacefulness of seeing chariots and horses riding across the plains...

When he who, with his swift chariot, brings bright day Has raised his disc six times, and immersed it again, You will see horse races again on the Campus, That grassy plain that Tiber’s winding waters wash. But if by chance it’s flooded by overflowing waves, The dusty Caelian Hill will receive the horses. - Ovid, Fastii 3

We all know that this is the calm before the storm, the peace before doomsday.

Bring it on. Assemble your weapons. We strike tomorrow.

[sodapoppss]

Based Off Of This

[malewife-cas]

parallels & potential parallels

episode three - they meet in s1, stede on the brink of death. s2 they reunite, ed basically dead.

four - “discomfort in a married state” kinda sounds like anne and mary. this is also when stede & ed get to know each other. & this season this is when they meet each other again, with their newer selves.

five - “the best revenge is dressing well” (stedes new coat & outfit lol.) ed now says “you wear fine things well.” moon scene parallel :) flirtingggg

six - There is gonna be a fuckery??? (big party/wedding.) Maybe this when they get attacked (during the lucius/pete wedding?)

seven - “this is happening” gay sex. either this episode or ep 6. but i’m thinking this one bc this is when we really see that they both like each other in season 1. now this season they’re fucking.

[extranuts]

Hi my name is Elijah and I have enough bodily energy to power thirty thousand super Earths Absolute Crackhead energy. Just too much shit contained in one body. It's impressive, I know.

[chipped-chimera]

Currently got the brainrot (dreaming about writing a Cowgirl/Rancher Karlach AU fic)

[vendimeyers]

People be like: My Roommate Refused to Pay Rent!! (True Story) (Not Clickbait)

Spiders be like: My Roommate Tried to Kill Me!! (True Story) (Not Clickbait)

[finalfantasy7]

Honestly ignore these 👀💦

[pattonsfam-ily]

hello gamers im making it my mission to revive this blog just for shits and giggles -virgil

[asherdian-zhane]

Ash/Slash sans

•Ash by tsxroxannex

Haven't been postin' in a while :'D

Www fan art 😭✨ cuz yes.

WWww he's so cool ✨

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[unlikelytalezombie]

So- uh guys, I tried drawing on my phone.

honestly idk how everything turned out- which is better?

[sodapoppss]

Hey @flamingskull28 I Have Made Your Oc A Goofy Goober Cause Why Not

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.