#lol ouch

[immortalmuses]

which tragic character from ancient greek literature are you?

Agron is... Patroclus

you are patroclus, from the Iliad by homer, doomed by fate to be stuck in a love story that has no place on the battlefield. although you always have the best intentions, you have to realize you cannot save everyone. your unwavering loyalty means you often lose yourself in the process of putting others first. take a deep breath, remember who you are, and that you are deserving of the same love you try to put out. you are kind, you are strong, and you give and you give but it is never enough to protect those you love. in the end, it's not even enough to protect yourself.

tagged by: the lovely @wornkindness

tagging: @leschanceux (Joe), @starsspin (Sparty of course), @fcrgedinpain (Nasir), @fatummortem (Ry), @emmatriarchy (morph), and anyone else who wants to do this!

[lettherebemonsters]

CHOMP - @flawlessfallen, for Adam

Adam squawks like a startled chicken, feathers everywhere.

" YOU FUCKING CHEWED MY ASS!"

[bilbopaggins]

[lillylunala]

Fionna and Cake so far

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

[relaxedstyles]

[lucabyte]

if loop could blush would they do it like this or like this

[its-a-me-mango]

Doodle while waiting for the doctor to phone me and prescribe me yummy yummy drugs, I would take perscription medication with him.

[happyheidi]

[echosong971]

might make a more dramatic sketch of him losing a legion arm but for now have this

[amanda-plays]

Laina has been spending more time at Mase's new place, and she was not thrilled to be eating leftover fajitas at 7 in the morning. I gave a lot of the characters makeovers and I've been building in their file too. Also had a few error code 0's in between which is extremely frustrating, but I'm excited to get back to recording.

[introvertedx10]

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

[bilbopaggins]

[shaylogic]

*esther finch voice*

Ouch! My gay ships!

[brotherscain]

season 2 sam’s death will never not be a punch directly to the gut, but i genuinely think if i could mindwipe one thing in order to experience it for the first time again it would be that. because, fuck

neither of them have ever DIED. yeah, dean came close back in nebraska with that reaper but he pulled through. and that’s his little brother. that’s the kid dean raised and loved. even when he went off to stanford and it hurt like hell, sam wasn’t dead or anywhere close to it. dad told him he might have to kill sam but even that wasn’t enough to put this horrible image in his head. his brother’s still as warm as his spilling blood when he goes down and he can’t even keep his head up right to look at dean. there is absolutely fucking nothing he can do. dean carries sam heavy in his arms the whole way to the car, to the bed. his brother is dead out of nowhere. and dean’s entire world stops with him.