#love a custard cream

[kukiconfetti]

Cream Ferret Cookie headcanons because I'm really hyperfixating on them rn :3

- Cream Ferret Cookie would definitely sing lullabies to baby dough to sleep or when they're sad.

- Cream Ferret would also read to baby dough. Definitely picture books and such.

- Cream Ferret has a whole BIBLE filled with pictures of their little one.

- Cream Ferret probably dresses their little one in frilly clothing. They think it's adorable, especially when them and their little one is matching.

- Cream Ferret likes to play peek-a-boo with their little one. They're very playful with baby dough.

- Since ferrets like sleeping, Cream Ferret likes to sleep by curling their tail around baby dough and having them sleep on their fluffy tail. Cream Ferret doesn't mind it getting a little ruffled, after all.

- Cream Ferret also lets baby dough lay their head on their fluffy scarf when their little one is sleepy or sad.

- While Cream Ferret doesn't mind other cookies near their little one, they're pretty protective over them and will literally go feral, and I mean 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭, if even a tiny scratch appears on them

Aight, that's all I got. Thank u :3

[klapollo]

my anime character trait is that i love sweets and will always try to fit them in if i can overpower my eating disorder enough to do so. pastries, donuts, brownies, whatever. i will literally sit there and be like "oh i love cake" like a fucking shojo protagonist. invite me to your wedding only if there is a venetian hour. i made myself hungry posting this

[cherriiramen]

so.

I entirely forgot those two got married, and now that I remembered-

I’m fangirling hard

Idk what caused this sudden urge to draw them but I forgot how pretty their designs were + I realised how similar the two behave to Arthur and John, (arthur as applejack, John as rainbow dash) and honestly… I cant stop fantasising now :D

[puntastic-artist]

I've been on one hell of an art kick and this is DEFINITELY turning into a Hyper fixation for me

Sooo take more doodles

Also Caviar absolutely seems like the type of guy who got ALL of his tattoos done in one day when he was in the Navy and doesn't regret it to this day

[teddytoroa]

muffin tins were basically the airfryer of the early 2000s aotearoa in that everyone just put fuckin whatever in them wrapped in a slice of white bread

[liviwaslost]

I learned how to make ice cream a while ago and my life hasn’t been the same since I have gained that literal sweet piece of knowledge.

[44hive]

i actually love winter 😌

[misiahasahardname]

"use your time wisely" fantastic advice, truly :|

[ashes-of-twilight-art]

grips this man. pay rent if ur gonna live in my head, pretty boy

first image is for Chapter 1 of Bravery, go check it out if you like fics

[andrigyn]

Inspired by a post about bad ice cream… reblog and put in the tags what your favorite ice cream flavors are!

[puphoods]

im so mad noone ever told me about eggnog i couldve been drinking this shit all this time...

[vrisik]

these 2 are gay and married

[clottedcreamtea]

yeah so i made a little interlude in order for the next chapter to make sense.

ALSO IM POSTING THIS ON AO3 NOW!!! I'm just also posting it here to make hype :) or something

enjoy this silly small excerpt

...(The Proposal)

"I’m surprised she said no.”

Custard Cookie and Mille-feuille Cookie had sent their children to bed, deciding to return to the bay outside of Oyster Manor, conversing with each other about the great argument they had just endured. 

The vanilla-scented elder huffed a laugh from his cream beard. “Yes, well, that’s Oyster Cookie. A blackmailing politician with morals.”

“Ha! You don’t hear that every day, do you?”

The pair sat in silence, watching the ships sail across the rolling sea.

After a few moments of letting the sea salt breeze cross her face, Mille-feuille Cookie began to smile and spoke, “Financier Cookie would agree to a proposal.”

Custard Cookie turned sharply to his fellow elder, unconvinced she was being serious. “Would she?”

The dark-haired elder nodded. “I spoke to her just before bed, telling her how honorable the act would be!” Mille-feuille Cookie laughed heartily. “She’d do anything I asked of her. She is the most loyal paladin in all the Republic. Nearly acting like a lost cake hound looking for an owner to rely on!”

Custard Cookie grinned, but it soon faded when he remembered his son’s qualms with the proposal. “Clotted Cream Cookie has quite the infatuation with Oyster Cookie’s prodigy… I worry that it ventures past the boundaries of a mere bond between friends.”

Mille-feuille Cookie scoffed and waved a hand in dismissal. “Oh, please. That young Cookie is an effeminate excuse for an heir to the throne. I heard a rumor that he isn’t even Oyster Cookie’s real son!”

There was a long pause between the pair.

“An illegitimate son, you say?” Custard Cookie was intrigued.

“Mhmm. Have you never heard the legend of the knight’s son?” Mille-feuille Cookie adjusted her cream-colored shawl to avoid the growing breeze.

“Is it popular?”

“It’s popular with the lower city. The Cookies below us like to believe in Cinderella Cookie stories so that they can have hope that they, too, will achieve fame and fortune as we have.”

“What is the legend anyway?” Custard Cookie pressed.

“In simple terms, a couple of Cookies from the Dark Cacao Kingdom could not raise the child, so they sent him away to a promising nation, dropping him off at a doorstep of a Cookie who looked as though she could take care of him.”

Another pause. Waves crashed and birds cried in the evening air. 

“What are you trying to say, elder Mille-feuille Cookie?”

“I am simply providing a guarantee that Clotted Cream Cookie will not say no to the proposal. If he truly values Royal Milk Tea Cookie as deeply as you believe he does, he will do anything to protect the Oyster heir and his family’s reputation.”

Mille-feuille Cookie was right. Sure, it was immoral, but Clotted Cream Cookie was a pawn to be played with, not a sentimental family member to consider the feelings of. To ensure that House Custard remained at the top throughout the years to come, elder Custard Cookie would have to find some way to simply become more powerful, and joining two houses was the perfect plan.

After letting her colleague stir in the plot, Mille-feuille Cookie spoke once more, “I believe we have an agreement, do we not?” 

“Yes. I will discuss it with Clotted Cream Cookie in the morning. He won’t be happy with having to marry the young bodyguard as opposed to his close friend.”

“Oh, posh. Many of us have sat in marriage deemed miserable for years just to get where we are now. He shall learn to do the same or he is not fit to become the Consul of the Republic.”

The two turned to each other, providing a simple handshake and a nod before turning to leave, and returning to their homes.

[torgreg]

Caminando en línea recta no puede uno llegar muy lejos.

[hesgomorrah]

was by far the youngest person at the doctor who cosplayers meetup today but i got to chat with a lot of folks who were very excited that someone my age was into the old stuff so it was cool

[space-writer]

The sillies