Thank You for the free drinks kind Sir and you can take your hat back now.
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Hattie McDaniel is chilling in the light realm imo
yeah she’s up in the Upper Sunshine Echelon if she’s anywhere
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[awakens from my thousand year slumber] pseudo-tangled au inspired by Crowley insisting Gabriel can't go outside — Beelzebub, knowing that Gabriel is somewhere in the bookshop, goes to scope things out before Shax's invasion, and runs into Jim, Aziraphale's clueless, idiotic, cute human (?) assistant.
Jim, wanting to see The Outside, but scared from Crowley and Aziraphale's warnings, promises Beez that he'll help them find Gabriel (he probably thinks Gabriel is a type of book, especially since Beelzebub never seems to hear him when he tells them people call him Gabriel) if they can safely show him The Outside.
After eluding a frantic Crowley and Aziraphale, running from the police (how was Jim supposed to know he couldn't just walk out of places with Shiny Things??), seeing the strange and wonderful things The Outside has to offer, dancing at a Human Music Festival, getting Jim better clothes, and Jim somehow saving Beelzebub from being tracked down by heaven, Beelzebub finds themself reluctantly charmed by the silly, strange human (??)
Especially since something about him seems so familiar...
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Dive bar on the east side
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got told I look like katherine hepburn by random guy at the best dive bar north of market and it has done tremendous things to my self esteem thank you random guy at [redacted dive bar] (dean)
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A wild Friday night with Brent 🇺🇸🍻🇺🇸
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New bottle opener arrived my "I'm butch and should be able to open whatever I want" daily accesory grows
[ID: A pink and black screwgate carabiner with several attachments: a black bottle opener engraved with "FEAR NAE EVIL" in gothic font, a radar accessible bathroom key, a hex key, a fish key, and a pink padlock attached to a tork toilet roll holder key and a standard police handcuff key]
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Imagine: Adolin, Shallan, and Kaladin going out to eat, unable to decide where to go. The men get into a heated argument, and Shallan, sheltered from childhood, recognizes a chain she loved as a kid.
“Oh, you guys!” She tugs on Adolins arm. “Lets go to Olive Garden!”
They both stare in abject horror.
@cosmereplay
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also there were SO many lesbians at karaoke last night like normally i wouldn’t be so quick to assume but there were at least a dozen people who were very clearly and visibly lesbionic. to say nothing of the two lesbians i was hanging out with
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