Psych (2006) au where it has nothing to do with the plot of the show but in college Shawn played in a dnd group and he bought weighted dice and he just lies about it to all of his friends and the players and they believe him because god dammit he’s just so good at lying.
Shawn didn’t even go to college but he snuck into the campus dnd group because Gus was the DM and Gus is the only one who knows that he’s cheating, but his character is really well written and because of his rolls the campaign is really productive so he just lets it happen.
But at the beginning of every session he goes “Shawn you need to stop using weighted die, it’s not ethical dnd playing and you’re going to get caught and everyone’s going to be really mad at you” and Shawn goes “okay but it’s really funny though, isn’t it?” And Gus just sighs and then they make out or something.
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Kass has officially cut her hair off and has entered her hot, androgyny era. Which has been my plan since conceiving her 5 years ago <3
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My current party is, like, 75% comprised of tanks and tanks only. I'm talking Karlach. I'm talking Lae'zel. I'm talking my Gith paladin Lii'ira. All the girls who can beat you up without breaking a sweat.
Powerful, strong ladies.
Powerful, strong ladies and Astarion.
I call it "Astarion and the gals".
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The Broken Blade ⚔️ ⚡
Destiny was tasked by her father to retrieve the hilt of a holy sword and immediately bring it to a group of Red Wizards. With the sword, they could open a gate to the Far Realm. But so far she's held onto Illydrael, the Broken Blade, feeling a sort of kinship with the weapon—though it remains to be seen if that will last.
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Missy (aka Misery Graves) the edgy rogue/cleric/wizard tiefling on her way to explain to the priest whose attic she lives in that she planned a whole heist while he was away for a month because he’s 90% of her impulse control @actionsurges
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Here, have a tiefling in a deeply nonsensical outift, on me. Like what I do and want to support me? Why not become a Patron: patreon.com/joephilliactheblack
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i see u r playing bg3. may we hear abt your Tav(s)
OH my MCs? Sure of course!!!! I don't have screenshots of them right now but here's their information;
1 - Bronwen Hecate Everwinter / High Elf / Sorcerer [silver dragonic ancestry] / Sage background
She's focused on offence from the back of the group, especially picking off enemies that threaten the front-liner of the group, Karlach.
2 - Lune Temperance / Mephistopheles Tiefling / Bard / Urchin background
Support-focused college of valour. Namely heals allies while doing extra dmg to enemies. She has "dissonant whispers" which is an awesome spell for dmg and frightening enemies.
3 - Wisteria A'Dararn / Seladrine Drow / Cleric of Eilistraee / Acolyte background
This is my game I'm playing with my dad! I'm controlling my healer girl here, as well as Astarion, our designated best boy rogue. He's playing a githyanki sorcerer and controlling Karlach, our one non-squishy lol
3 - Quinn Ze'lah / Githyanki / Ranger / Outlander background
I made this file because after seeing how characters reacted to Lae'zel I was desperate to see how they'd react to a githyanki player. I have not been disappointed XD
4 - Hel Kleio Doavae / Half-Drow / Rogue / Criminal background
World is not super reactive to a half-drow but tbh, I love my loser anyway. She is a canonical menace to society <33333
I have some more plans because, genuinely, I love this game and how responsive it is to the player and their choices even just in character creation so much I may be here for the rest of my days.
I also have Lolth-sworn drow planned to see how that goes, and my own dark urge character [a tiefling named Mercy] planned for later. I'm loving it all so much!!!!
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