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sebastianshaw · 3 years

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In one of the X-Men Discord servers that I’m on, there is a section for the internal thoughts of the characters that you write. Naturally, I use this to be COMPLETELY HORRIBLE with Shaw. Here is a compiled list of things he has thought there. Read at your own risk, and trigger warning for. . . honestly I don’t know how to begin, but if you follow this blog I figure you know I ENDORSE NONE OF THIS. under the cut for your sake

- if you didn’t want to know about picking up a Filipino bar girl why would you ask how my day was it’s like screaming at a sushi chef for undercooking the fish - they bring me back to life but can’t give me a new goddamn back?! - Note to self, petition to Council to resurrect son Note to self two, remember his name and which one he is this time - so there’s just an indeterminate number of telepathic teen girls here who look almost exactly like Emma before her nose job? I don’t even want to know at this point seriously though how many are there I can’t tell they’re goddamned identical--- -literally just going to hire this girl to scratch my back she's good at it JESUS THE RELIEF - Aloba Dastoor is a sweet, well-mannered young man. I think I'd like to rearrange his intestines with my--- - why does every gay man into pup play have a dead mother he didn't get to come out to what is the connection here IT'S EVERY TIME - by damn why does no one discipline their children, you may think this is cute but everyone else is looking at you to sort your little crotch debris out or SOMEONE ELSE WILL - that boob job is so bad she looks like a Hasbro knockoff - you just can't be sure about a person until you know what they think of the fall of Constantinople in 1453 by the Ottoman forces led by Mehmed II - they're NOT bongos they are CONGAS they are the SAME SIZE - This is less an ingrown hair at this point and more of an ingrown wig - such a lack of decorum, I have bad days sometimes too but it hardly ever results in murder - his arm looks like a big veiny cock never thought I'd get hard just seeing an arm - wish you really could get oil from babies - gold plated bare breasted - Wait so who was in the trunk - thinking about how this island doesn't have taxes is better than opioids - It’s gonna be a closed casket funeral buddy - it looks rather anal - organizer my ass that fool couldn't organize a blow job if he was in a Nevada brothel with a pocket full of a hundred dollar bills - I'd rather put up with a candiru than these people - some people are impossible to underestimate - cannot sit down without a beautiful woman trying for my wallet I'M FUCKING WORKING JESUS F---- - -- wait which one is my kid fuck which one do I take maybe both maybe just say my kid wanted to bring a friend home fuck fuck fuck maybe I should just ask the daycare they have to get fathers asking that SOMETIMES should also ask if she’s free tonight --- - fucking PLASTER in my mouth need to learn to close my fucking facehole when I barge through a wall--- - Cannot BELIEVE that woman asked me if I dropped Shinobi on the head as a child, that's making a very bold assumption that I EVER HELD HIM AT ALL - another morning where I can’t seem to piss quite everything out, is this a resurrection issue or do I have another kidney stone - - -not that I am complaining about the view but why don't hippies wear bras do they think it kills trees is it the rubber in the elastic since rubber comes from plants or maybe it's the metal underwire do they not like metal is that why they don't shave--- - it's a paradox. I believe a man is responsible for his own mistakes. This means Shinobi alone is to blame for his failures. At the same time, he is -my-mistake. - note to self, if a mother asks "but what if the baby remembers it?" the correct answer is not "then he'll know how to please a woman" - how was I supposed to NOT laugh when it slipped out of the slave?? - do me this, flog me that, sometimes I just want to sleep. it's been a long day. it's been a long life. - oh god I'm stuck in her like the Suez Canal - Nope, don’t do it old boy. She’s crazy. Not typical clingy co-ed with daddy issues crazy, this is wake up with your cock in a jar crazy. I know we love that. But we love our penis more. - I'm not handsome but jesus his teeth look like he was breastfed through a grease nipple - Even a shotgun wouldn’t shoot its load on THAT face - I’ve seen bigger breasts in the chicken meat aisle - Looks like the kind of guy who would call his grandmother to change his flat tire - Why does no one listen when I warn them "hold on tight, this will hit you like a tank" WHY DO YOU THINK I INSTALLED THE HAND RAILS YOU IDIOTS - why do I even take the triple espresso shots overthinking keeps me awake enough - I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than spend ten seconds in these Council meetings -I don't see what the fuss is, there shouldn't be any fluid left on it - It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a penis - ok, plan is to suck a lemon first to mitigate the taste, then bypass my tongue with a boba straw - note to self: tub of lard, rubber fist, strip of cloth. tub of lard, rubber fist, strip of cloth. tub of lard, rubber fist, strip of--Message #internal-thoughts - how the fuck am I this drunk and STIll have a headache? besides Shinobi that is - that man’s penis is a deadly weapon - It’s alive you can see it’s mouth open up right before it gets deep throated - This is why I keep a dozen fresh eggs in my car at all times. - You see anti-homeless spikes, I see free seating for hundreds - Well, I suppose him calling me a "bootlicker" was TECHNICALLY not incorrect but--- - in fairness to her, if I were covered in fingers, I would be doing that too - I am not a squeamish man but "genitalia turns into a blood hyperbeam cannon" was not a power I was prepared to very LITERALLY face - The amount on the ceiling is mind-boggling - her gag reflex is as absent as her father - I'd tell @Roberto Da Costa he's a disappointment, but I'm afraid he'd call me daddy - God damn, he still ate it?? Go buy new lettuce you weird fuck - Wait, are they gay racists? Gaycists? BROKEBACK BIGOTS?! - It burns, but that's how you know it's working. - How was HE the fastest sperm? Must have been like a goddamn Special Olympics swim

#internal thoughts #Shaw please

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nooneofimportance20 · 3 years

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Chapter 3

"Dream?" I hear a faint whisper and feel arms wrap around me.

"Dream, are you awake?" I hear George ask me in a raspy voice.

"Now I am. What's wrong?"

"Just a nightmare, I guess," The brunette replies, pulling his arms away from me. The places he held me still feel warm, and I almost grab his hands to stop him from pulling away.

What is wrong with me?

"Do you want to talk about it?" I ask.

"I don't want to keep you from sleeping," He replies, his voice cracking a little.

"It's fine, George. I'm not very tired anyway, and I want to make sure your okay."

I turned to my other side to face George and prompted him to tell me about his nightmare.

"Okay, um, so, I get this nightmare a lot, and it's always the same. It starts with my close family and my friends walking out of some building. The building is always different, but the time stays the same. It's around 10:00 pm, and it's extremely dark out. Everyone is laughing and having a good time talking to one another, except for me. I can't hear anything they say, just their mocking laughter as we walk to the car. I can't walk with them anymore. No matter how much I tell myself to walk with them and blend in, I can't," I give him a look of sympathy as his voice begins to shake and he begins to hyperventilate.

I reach out and grab his hand, willing him to continue. He looks back at me with a weak smile.

"I stand there, and everyone turns to look at me, urging me to continue walking with the rest of them. I can't. The harder I try, the more everything hurts. So, I stand there, away from everyone I love, staring. Eventually, everyone turns away from me and continues walking. Walking away from me without a second glance, without even stopping to think, is George going to be okay? They all get into their cars and drive away without me. So, I stand there alone and slowly crumbling to the ground as shadows make their way to me. They engulf me. Distant whispering in my mind telling me what to be and how to act, defining me. Saying I'll never be good enough. Murmurs of how they will never love me as I am, and they will never come back to pick me up from the dark lonely pit of despair I have fallen into. I stumble around in the darkness looking for a light to help me. Eventually, it all becomes too much, and I let the darkness consume the world around me. Whispers cut through me like knives, mocking me. I sit in a ball with my eyes closed, and then I wake up."

By the time George has finished telling me the story, his eyes are filled with tears, and he is shaking.

He looks away from me, embarrassed, and all I want to do is wrap him in my arms.

So I do.

I reach towards George and hold him tightly while he cries.

"Thank you for being vulnerable with me, George. I'm happy that you can tell me this, and I promise I'm never going to leave you."

"Thanks, Dream. Please don't tell anyone about it, though."

A mixture of pride and confidence washes over me at these words. George trusts me enough to keep this a secret.

I placed a small kiss on the top of his forehead. He didn't even bother trying to get out of my grasp or say anything. George melted into my embrace and began to relax, taking deep breaths.

George mumbles something I can't hear and seems to fall asleep.

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I wake up early in the morning to a strange movement next to me.

It's probably just Patches.

I lean forward to get up, and I'm immediately tugged back down to the bed.

That is NOT Patches!

Slowly turning my head to look in the direction of my captor, I see George.

My heart stops.

It's as if time freezes and only I can move. The boy looks so peaceful lying there, not a care in the world, as his mind recounts endless memories or things you would never do and see in reality.

I stay staring at him like that for a long time, admiring the beauty of his calmness.

My eyes sweep over every detail on his face. The way his nose turns upward, but not aggressively. How his skin is so soft and how his freckles are dark compared to the pale tone of his face. His lips are thin but thick enough that when he smiles, they don't disappear. The color of his brown hair isn't anything different but still seems to mesmerize me. The most beautiful part is those chocolate brown eyes. It's not noticeable from a farther distance, but I can see flecks of gold in them.

Wait. Eyes? Well, sh!t.

George is staring at me, and a look of shock crosses onto my face.

"Admiring my beauty, I see?" He asks, with a smug grin on his face.

"Well, if you had let go of me, then I wouldn't be," I replied, my face sporting a slight blush.

"So you were?"

"No!"

Lies.

George simply rolled his eyes at me and got out of bed, reaching into his suitcase. He pulls out a white T-shirt and faded jeans.

I get out of bed and go to grab my clothes, taking my shirt off as I walk. I decide to wear an oversized black hoodie and black, ripped, skinny jeans.

When I turn around, I see George staring right at me.

"Admiring my beauty, I see?" I ask, laughing and not expecting an answer.

"Yes, actually." He smiled at me, and the tables were turned.

"Oh really, Georgie? What about me is so beautiful?"

"Your laugh," He replies, smiling, "It's cute."

"I dunno, George. That's kind of gay," I say jokingly.

"Yeah, I know," Still smiling.

I stop laughing.

"What?" My face goes red.

George freezes, staring at me.

"I said I'm going to go and change." He replies, pointing towards the bathroom door and looking very flustered.

"Okay." I manage to say.

George walks into the bathroom and shuts the door behind him.

What just happened. Why is my heart beating so fast? He just said he liked my laugh.

Maybe he just realized how it sounded and was making a joke.

I take this time to put on the hoodie and jeans, then I walk downstairs to see if Sapnap is awake. I don't really want to think about what just happened.

When I reach the bottom of the stairs, I look into the living room and find Sapnap sitting on the couch on his phone.

"Good morning," I greet. Sapnap looks up from his phone and mumbles a 'morning' back to me.

"I was thinking we could go out today for breakfast. What do you think?" Sapnap asks, a smile on his face.

"Sounds good to me. I know of a nice place, and the food is great!"

"When should we leave?"

"I think George is getting ready, and the place is about a half-hour from here. Let's wait for George, then go."

"What for?" I turn towards the stairs and see George walking down them and into the living room.

"Breakfast," I replied awkwardly.

"Oh, okay. Let's go then."

Sapnap puts his phone away and gets off the couch while George and I walk over to the front door.

Patches give me a rub on the leg to tell me goodbye, and I shut the door behind us, walking out to the car.

"So, where are we going?"

"An old diner I used to go to as a kid. They have good food and pastries," I tell the brunette.

I start the car, and Sapnap begins playing music while we drive.

Time Skip~

When I pull into the parking lot, George looks up from his phone and gives me a curious look.

"Is this it?" He asks.

"Yeah, it doesn't look like much, but it's a very nice place."

All three of us hop out of the car and walk inside the diner. A waitress walks up to us after we sit down.

"Hi, I'm Hannah, and I'll be your server for today." She says, staring directly at me.

"Hello, Hannah."

"Can I get you anything to drink?"

"I'll take a water, please," Sapnap replies. Hannah looks at him and scribbles it down without saying anything.

"What would you like?" She says, turning to look back towards me.

"Lemonade would be fine."

"Lemonade it is!" the girl comments, a big smile on her face.

I give her a small smile back.

"I'll have a lemonade too, please!" George gives her a smile, and she mutters an okay. She turns around walking away.

"What are you going to order, Sapnap?" I ask after everyone has looked over the menu.

"Eggs, bacon, and toast. Everything on here looks good, though."

"Well, I'm getting French toast!" George says, looking excited.

"What about you, Dream?" Sapnap questions.

"Chocolate chip pancakes," I reply. The waitress steps back up to us with beverages in hand.

She sets down the drinks and flashes me a smile before taking our orders. When she walks away, Sapnap gives me a funny look.

"She is definitely interested in you," He exclaims.

"Well, I'm not," I reply, rolling my eyes.

"I forgot you were in love with George!" My face heats up in embarrassment at his words. After what happened that morning, I was already feeling a little awkward.

"I am not in love with George. You should have heard what he told me this morning!"

"Don't you dare, Dream!" George whisper shouts, elbowing me in the gut.

"He said my laugh was cute," I snort, laughing while George slaps me in the arm looking mad.

"It was a joke," George mutters, his arms crossed and eyebrows drawn together.

"Sorry, George," I say, looking at him.

Sapnap sits there in awe at what he heard, building a ship in his mind, no doubt.

"Well, this morning, I caught you staring at me while I was asleep!"

"I told you already, I wasn't staring at you!"

"Woah, Woah, Woah. You guys are like an old married couple arguing." Sapnap laughs, looking between the two of us.

I was about to say something when our waitress, Hannah, brought us our breakfast. Instead, I stuffed my mouth with pancake out of embarrassment, hoping Sapnap wouldn't ask any questions.

I looked over and saw George smiling widely at the plate of food in front of him.

Small Time Skip because I don't want to write about people eating.

"Are you all ready to go then?" Hannah asks me.

"I think so."

"Okay, here you go," She says, handing me the check.

"Thanks."

"Yeah," She pauses, "You know, we should go out sometime."

I look at my friend's not wanting to be rude. My discomfort is obvious, at least not to her.

"Sorry, he has a boyfriend," I hear George say.

"Well, I don't see him, and you can let your friend answer himself."

"His boyfriend is right there," Sapnap says, pointing to George.

"Really?" She says sarcastically.

"Yes, really," George replies, giving me a side hug and a kiss on the cheek, not letting go of me.

George stares the girl down until she walks away, scoffing.

I can feel myself blushing hard, and I sit there stiff in surprise. George still has not let go of me

"Thanks?" I say as more of a question.

"Jeez, no need to sound so grateful," George replies, letting go of me. I roll my eyes.

"Thank you, George!"

I pull him into a tight hug and rub him on the head aggressively while he attempts to shake me off.

"Get off," he says, shoving me away from him.

"Where are my thanks. I kind of helped," Sapnap asked, a fake pout on his face.

"You don't get thanks. All you did was point at George and agree with him."

"Fine. I didn't want a 'thanks' from you."

I start to laugh a bit and give him a short thank you. I pay for our food, and we get up to leave.

As we get up to leave, I see George glaring at the girl who was our server, and I smile a little despite what had happened.

We get into the car, and I realize how early in the day it still is.

"So, do you guys want to go home or find something else to do out here?"

"I don't want to waste the day," Sapnap replies.

"I agree with Snapmap," George says, a grin forming on his face.

"Don't call me that!"

"It's s-so c-cute, though," He manages to say between laughs.

"Shut up, George! You too, Dream," I had begun to laugh while he was speaking.

"Okay, Sapitus Napitus." I snicker.

For the next 15 minutes of driving, trying to find something to do, we keep poking fun at Sapnap's name.

"Pull over," he says, a serious look on his face.

"What? Why?"

I pull into the parking lot of a strip mall.

"I'm going to Uber back home," Sapnap replies pulling out his phone.

"Sapnap, we were joking."

"I'm glad you have fun at my expense. Please, continue while I'm gone," Sapnap rolls his eyes, and his voice is filled with sarcasm.

"Were sorry, Nick," George says Sapnap's real name with a sincere look on his face.

"You might be."

"I am too. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Good to know. That would have really warmed my heart if I wasn't joking," Sapnap answered with a smirk on his face. George and I stare at him in confusion. "The real reason I told you to stop is that I saw a river, and there are some shops around here so we can find something to swim in."

"First of all, what the hell Sapnap, you scared me. Secondly, that's not a bad idea. Don't do that again, though," I say.

"Don't call me names!"

"He has a point, Dream," George adds.

"Fine, let's go swimming, I guess," I mumble.

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Thanks for reading. This chapter was kind of all over the place, but the beginning was kind of important to me. The nightmare that George had is actually a recurring nightmare of mine. I tried to show how it made me feel. Writing it out made me understand more about my nightmare. The part where I stop walking and everyone stares at me is me being different than most in my family. I was afraid of people thinking differently of me because of my sexuality. That's where the "No matter how much I tell myself to walk with them and blend in, I cant" part comes into play. The only person in my family that is part of the LGBTQ+ community is my father. He usually isn't in the nightmare. Eventually, trying to keep my being bi a secret and blending in becomes too much. I was becoming depressed, keeping it to myself. One might say I was in a pit of despair. The whispering was the thoughts in my head telling me to be like everyone else and forget. I had this nightmare the night before I finally came out of the closet to my immediate family, and it doesn't come as much anymore. I still get them once in a while when my mom says something that makes me feel like she still doesn't accept me. I just want to thank you for reading this chapter because it will always be special to me.

I hope you guys have a great day or night and stay safe! I love you for who you are!

-Mak

Word Count: 2550 (I am so proud of myself)

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riskeith · 4 years

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happy weekend dearest!

other than the snow angels, i haven’t done much.,, just been cozying it up with coffee and blankets at home hehe. 30 degrees... amazing. ideal feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather. 😌 bc of global warming we’ve been having some great summers these past few years. it even gets to 30 degrees as well which was unheard of tbh.

you’re so cute for caring ilysm <3 and aaa! a walk! do you have any perticular place you enjoy walking to or does the winds guide you, hehe? EDITING A FIC... 👀 i’m looking respectfully...... 👀 wait did the event open up for you already? i tried to play it earlier today but it wasn’t there yet... the lost riches one right?

bennett is best boy i still can’t believe it either!!! he’s seriously the cutest he just makes me so happy. when i need to explore and run around i always run with him bc i love his lines so much. what a bebie. you should go for it there are still some days left! + he’s a four star so he’s easier to get. GUOBA IS SO FUNNY he’s just.... a little fucking bear i can’t stop laughing... tbh the little creatures like amber’s bunny too just 😭 have you seen those yt clips of them dancing? obsession..

i need to ask you this bc when i found out i lost my mind: did you know that the japanese va for razor is also the va for tsukishima (haikyuu) and shigaraki (bnha)???? insane!!! it made me consider switch to japanese dub tbh.. which dub do you use?

maybe i’ll send you a little part and you can read or something shdkdhskdjdjf help 😳 it’s not edited or anything so it might take a while plus i’m super into writing bnha these days so.... but hey if You have any prompts you want to read maybe i’ll write a drabble for you. i don’t mind at all! <33333 ask for anything!!

(FIC-COLLAB!!:!/$:)!:&//&/!$:’sidnd HELP.... omg what kind of fic would we write....?)

exactly! i think when you realize that there’s nothing keeping you there anymore that brings you joy, that’s when you need to step back. social media is a bit fucked up that way imo. like you want to be there to be informed and to have fun but it takes so much.. hm. also you always tell me this but i wanna tell you to that YOU are the reason i enjoy social media these days so.. thank you <3

you relate to bakugou and lance? that’s super hot of you.. 🥵 my wifey is a self assured, super intense and talented person.. couldn’t ask for better tbh. i think out of them both i’m pretty much like todoroki.. we’re super similar in so many ways now that i think about it shsjdhdhdj.. how about we just stay c.r and m.a our dynamic is perfect as is LMAO

DOUBLE VENTI! I’D LOOOOVE THAT FOR US. bow users are difficult indeed but venti is one of the easier bow users it feels like... idk watching others game play he doesn’t have as much pushback as say amber for example. 12K PRIMOGEMS..... babe you’re getting your xiao!!!!!! how long have you been saving? also i seriously don’t mind if it comes down to it hakshddkhd i can be your genshin sugar mommy... ;) imagine a c6 venti though that seems insane. literal insanity.

SPEAKING OF SHIPPING.... THE POST YOU POSTED... THEY STOLE OUR IDEA AND IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND ITS CHONGYUN AND XINGYUN WHICH IS EVEN BETTER... THEY LOOK SOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER I’M OBSESSEDDDDD!!!! <3333 dude idk how but we are doing that co-op date somehow i’m super inspired i want that for us so badly... (also i need to say smth... my love language is when people say ‘i thought of you when i...’ and the fact that you said that just hsjdfhjdjdksk shit)

actually you’re right.. the only way we’d get a sequel is if they did something with the mfe fighters.. like kinkade james veronica nadia and ina. idk how attractive that would be tho...

i’m a lady, my dearest *dips* no but my pronouns are she/her!! sorry i didn’t mention it before i thought i made it clear shsjsjdkdj. ty for asking tho ♥️ super sweet!

AAA!!!!!!!!!! EEE!! i’m super super excited. if it’s like,, too public and you don’t just wanna post it i might think about exposing myself or smth... if that would make you more comfy. no matter what you do i’m just gonna be here buzzing, *hinata voice* one more one more one more.

oh!! i listen to everything but kpop sjdjdkdhdk i did have a semi-phase around like 2014-19 ish but dropped it pretty hard . now i have no clue what goes on there anymore i mostly enjoy rnb indie n rap/hip.. my gay ass was considering making a little playlist or smth for u but i want to make it with songs You’d like so i might pull up my old kpop faves hehe..

guess chilling is out of the question then, heh. hope you slept well!! i’m gonna try to wake up earlier so we’ll have a chance to send more messages during the weekend perhaps... mwah!!

YOURS, m.a. <3

happy weekend!!!! hope you can ease up a bit since there’s no school hehe

“feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather” FHSKFHKSDF yes!! but it honestly sucks when it gets any hotter bc we don’t have central cooling in our house so rip... and my laptop fan goes crazy ahaha. 30 degrees being unheard of.. can’t relate! fsdfjs. have you guys had to adjust to those changing temperatures? rip climate change tho :’(

<333 i do!! i usually walk to the local park and then the streets around that.. omg speaking of... do you play pokemon go? DHAFKHSDKFHSKDFHKSDH i got back into it again recently ahaha. it’s for a free bakudeku zine!! hehehe it’s out at the end of jan so 👀

i just checked and the event is open !!!!!!!!! good luck hehe !

yup lost riches!! and the event opens at 4am server time, so since i’m in asia i get it earlier hehe which colour seelie are you gonna go for tho omg i was debating it with my friend last night.. i’m gonna pick gold!!

baby bennett!! that’s true but i can’t risk getting a 5 star otherwise my pity will reset for xiao fhdskfhskjfhkjshkfj next time :(((( but albedo /is/ super pretty and i see a lot of people saying they like him... NO !!! xiao only >:( no omg i don’t think i’ve seen those clips ? is it mmd where they like dance to other songs and stuff ahah

yes i did!!!! and the VA for diluc is giorno from jjba and kuroko from knb!! omg wait and venti’s VA is hinata did you know that? fun fact i guessed it was him when i first heard his voice LOL that’s my secret talent 😩 and i use japanese dub!! i’ve considered using chinese too bc i can understand it but i just like the japanese voice actors tbh and also i can excuse it as “listening practice” AHAH

yes pls!! sending something bnha is fine too, or legit anything else lmao i’m open arms over here~~ 🤗👐 and ooft... it’s hard thinking of prompts that’s why i always ask others HSDKFJHSDKFHSD but i’ll let you know if i think of something!!!

(no clue!!!! but we could each write from a character’s POV so hopefully it’s more consistent 🤪🤪 idk i have no clue how fic collabs work AHAHA)

yeahhh one of my mutuals said “social media is a curse” and honestly hard agree.. we’re all kinda trapped in a way LMAO. and no pls don’t thank me.. you’re the one who found me first 😩💘 ily..

FSDHKJFS pls you’re making me blush come on 😳😳 but yes i love that for us... m.a. x c.r. the only valid ship 😩

woooo!!!! yeah you’re probably right, like given the fact he’s a 5 star his mechanics are probably different.. i know that diluc’s charged attack is different to the other claymore users so! IM GETTING MY XIAO!!!! and hm i’ve been saving since the middle of zhongli banner! so december 10 ish around then? dragonspine was a blessing tbh i reckon i got sooo many primogems from that. FGJKSHFKJSDHFKSDHSHKJFH my genshin sugar mummy 🥵🥵 c6 venti unstoppable..

AHAHAHA YEAH THEY LOOK /SO/ CUTE TOGETHER!!! i wonder how they got so many of the images tho like they must’ve been so in sync?!?!? ugh that could be us but no cross-server co-op be playin’.. (fhdskjfhdskjfhs um!! noted for future reference 🤪)

omg them.. i always forget about them LMAOOOOOOOOO ugh. actually i wouldn’t be mad if we got a prequel of like when keith was in the garrison... or even when shiro was with adam... ugh so much they could’ve given us and they chose not to

*waggles eyebrows* well hello there, m’lady ;) and it’s fine fhdskjf i had some inklings but didn’t wanna assume ya know? ahah :p

no!! it’s all g, i’ve thought about posting it before anyway. like, just releasing all of my WIPs and letting people do what they want with them HAAHA. (i could also just put the link under a read more and less people would see it, so it’s no biggie!) fkdshfkjs the hinata impression omg precious <33

FJHFDSKJ awks ahah which groups were you into tho! if it’s not like scarring for you to think back to LOL. and oooo i like indie too! i think.. or is it alt? honestly i don’t even know, tbh my music taste is pretty diverse and a mess, i can usually listen to a lot of things. except slow songs i don’t really like those hfdskj. and i don’t like rap too much either FHSDKJS whenever my friend gives me a rec i’m just like “oh i liked the singing parts in that” FDSKJF. a playlist tho huh 😳🥺

and pls!! if the weekend is your only chance to sleep in then do it.. for me 😩 i’ve been legit waking up at 12pm these past few days FKJHSKDF idek why like i’m sleeping 10 hours?? yikes. but as always i shall be waiting for your response <3 💌

#marriage anon #wowclunaanswers #long post

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ruoyeming · 4 years

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My Top Ten Anime, a chaotic list

This was so hecking difficult, I’m gonna have to do some ‘honourable mentions’ for ones I can’t bring myself to leave out. This list is based entirely on my personal feelings, not an objective assessment of what are logically the best anime. There also may be mild spoilers at points because I can’t control myself. Doing this in quarantine cause I looove ranting about things I like.

10) Attack On Titan

This was the first anime I ever watched, and it blew my mind a bit tbh. The music is iconic, and the animation is great as well. It might have been a bit harrowing for my first experience with anime, but I absolutely loved the story. It’s set in a world where titans (man eating giants) have driven the dregs of humanity to live within giant stone walls. There’s a group of humans trying to research titans, kill them, and protect humanity, and the main character decides to join them after a titan breaks through one of the walls and his mother is eaten. It’s one of those where you think you know everything and suddenly the world gets turned upside down by a new discovery. All the puzzle pieces start fitting together the longer you watch, and you find out that everything going on is much bigger than what it originally seemed (government conspiracy time lads). The plot twists are unpredictable (for me at least) and devastating, and the emotion this series evokes is awesome - you can FEEL the sheer desperation of the characters, their rage and despair as they fight again and again against a seemingly unending enemy. Despite almost every battle being a suicide mission and despite too many losses, the characters keep going out of the human need to survive and protect.

10/10 for brutality and gore, but also theme of hope.

9) Naruto

A founding father of anime. Surprisingly not one of the first I watched, in fact it took me a few years to start. It’s set in a feudal Japan where ninjas are the defenders and servers of the people, and different villages have different ninja styles. Naruto is a young boy with a dangerous spirit sealed inside him which has caused him to be shunned by society (even though it’s not his fault??), and he wants to become a ninja. First off I’m a sucker for the Naruto archetype: dumbass, cocky, obnoxious, but kind and loyal too. Years of solitude and ostracisation as a child mean that Naruto desperately wants people to acknowledge him, and he intends to become the Hokage to prove himself. There’s a huge range of characters and villains, all with cool ninjutsus and different philosophies. Friendship, power, and determination are some of the main themes and it makes me so proud to see my son *COUGH* Naruto progressing and learning from his mistakes. It IS a long boi though and I haven’t even finished Shippuden yet, but I think Naruto captures the essence of shounen anime and is a great underdog story. Manga is lit too.

10/10 for cool battles and great characters.

8) Psycho Pass

One of the earlier anime I watched, and it became an instant favourite for the way it makes you question morality. It’s set in a kinda dystopian future Japan, where a technology called the Sibyl System checks people’s mental state and determines their ‘crime coefficient’ - how likely they are to commit a crime. The main character is a young woman who joins the police and begins to realise that blindly following this system is perhaps not the best way to go about things. For example, they have special guns that automatically kill people whose crime coefficients are over a certain level, but she soon proves that you can easily lower someone’s coefficient by talking them down and negotiating instead of killing them off immediately. It’s got great drama, great government conspiracy, compelling villains, and some really badass characters. It pushes the question of what is right or wrong, and how far technology should go when it comes to justice.

10/10 for sociological debate and horror elements.

7) One Punch Man

OPM is an anime that stands out for me, partially for mocking the tropes of battle anime, and partially for the uniqueness of the main character’s predicament. It’s set in Japan where heroes and villains exist, and the protagonist is a man called Saitama who gained superstrength after doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10K run every day. However he’s become so strong that he can defeat every enemy with a single punch. Nothing is a challenge for him anymore so he becomes depressed and unfulfilled; he’s still a good man who helps people, but he feels he’s missing something from his life. A cyborg called Genos makes Saitama his master, determined to learn his ways and they become friends. It’s one of the first anime that made me laugh out loud; it’s funny and entertaining, but also shows us that power is not equal to happiness.

10/10 for moral lessons and good jokes.

6) Tanaka-kun is Always Listless

The only slice of life anime on this list and not very well known, however it has a special place in my heart. The main character Tanaka is a boy who dozes off constantly and acts exhausted when awake; he loves expending as little energy as possible. His best friend Ohta looks out for him and essentially makes sure he doesn’t get lost/ be late/die on a daily basis, including carrying him when he just falls asleep sometimes. Although Tanaka seems uncaring, it’s shown that friendship isn’t a bother to him, and he realises that he actually relies on his friends despite saying he likes being left in peace. His friends all have great personalities, my personal faves are a tough gangster girl who’s rude to everyone EXCEPT her adorable loli girlfriend, and a popular girl who’s trying too hard to fit in and starts to become more herself after befriending Tanaka. All the characters share one brain cell, and it’s genuinely a funny anime - I’ve burst out laughing watching it a few times. Also Tanaka and Ohta are extremely shippable if you want to go down that route; it’s said several times in the series that they’re like an old married couple.

10/10 for wholesomeness and comedy.

5) Ouran High School Host Club

Another lighthearted show, probably the anime that’s made me laugh the most out of any. It’s set at an academy for rich-as-heck kids, and there’s a ‘Host Club’ where all the girls go to drink tea with a group of handsome boys. There’s the cunning Kyouka, prankster identical twins Hikaru and Kaoru, stoic Mori, adorable Honey, and princely but obnoxious Tamaki. Haruhi, a working-class scholarship student who is mistaken for a boy, accidentally breaks a precious vase and is forced by the host club to join them to pay off her debt. The group of boys realise fairly quickly that haruhi is a girl, but she becomes a popular host amongst the girls (LOVE the secret lesbian vibes) so they keep up the charade. I think I have a weakness for groups that share one brain cell because aside from Kyouka, they’re all idiots. I also love how flexible the show is with ideas of gender and sexuality despite being a slightly older anime. The daily antics of the host club combined with their personalities is a recipe for comedy, and they’re all lovable in their own ways.

10/10 for characters, drama, and comedy; it’s well-paced too.

4) Bungou Stray Dogs

Set in an alternate modern Japan where some people have secret abilities that can be activated, this anime became an obsession when I first watched it. The cast of characters is amazing and the villains are awesome too. Atsushi is an orphan who discovers he can turn into a powerful tiger, and is hired by the Armed Detective Agency, a small organisation of powerful individuals who fight crime. NEED I SAY ANY MORE?? Many of the main characters share names with famous Japanese authors such as Osamu Dazai and Ryūnosuke Akutagawa which is really cool and something that might add to the story more if I had an understanding of Japanese literature. Anyways the main character Atsushi is kind of a wimp at first (understandably because the world of ability-users is actually terrifying), but he learns to stand up for himself and use his ability to save people. The show’s mixing of dark and comedic tones is perfect to me; one moment a character is off his head on mushrooms and the next Atsushi’s leg is brutally sliced off in a back alley fight (it regenerates later no worries). The plot is really cool and full of intrigue, and eventually you get the whole ‘Usually we’re sworn enemies but we’re forced to become allies in the face of a greater evil’ thing and it’s great! Turns out our main guy and our main bad guy are actually a pretty powerful and efficient team, hoho??

10/10 for supernatural detectives being super cool.

3) Yuri!!! on Ice

Y’all already know what’s going on. Ice skating, emotional breakthroughs, gay shit, HIT ME WITH IT. The story follows Yuri Katsuki, an insecure figure skater trying to regain his confidence, and his self-appointed coach Viktor Nikiforov. Viktor is enthusiastic in helping Yuri train, and Yuri has been a big fan of Viktor since his childhood *throws pillow across the room*. Yuri becomes determined to, quote, “surpass Viktor’s wildest imagination”, and they end up agreeing - through a series of convoluted events - to get married if Yuri wins gold at the olympics (I think it’s the olympics??). Either fuckin way this series has angst, humour, cuteness, and god DAMN did I get invested. When Yuri was doing his free skate my own heart was beating harder than it did when I finished a 10K. Love the vibes and also it’s the closest to full healthy gay representation that I’ve seen in anime for a while. Not much more I can say, but do I really need to say more???

10/10 for GAY and MY HEART

2) Kimetsu No Yaiba (Demon Slayer)

Ok this one’s kind of a cheat cause I’ve read the manga as well which is way ahead of the anime, but FUCC. It takes place in the Taisho Era in Japan (begins 1912), where Demons exist who eat people. Tanjiro Kamado’s family is killed by a demon one night and his sister Nezuko is turned into a demon - but it is soon discovered she’s different to other demons, and can restrain herself. Tanjiro joins the Demon Slayer Corps to try and track down a cure for his sister, while proving that demons are not inherently evil. I LOVE Tanjiro as a main character because he values kindness over everything else, not forgiving demons for their sins but recognising they are tormented creatures, trying to give them peace before they die. All demons were once human - a fact that only Tanjiro seems to remember when fighting them. He’s patient, gentle, and determined - hotheaded and brash sometimes, but he has this vibe that just makes people become his friend/respect him even if they don’t intend to. He befriends two other slayers - Inosuke, an absolutely feral Best Boy who was raised by wild boars, and Zenitsu, a cowardly but ultimately loyal guy. This trio works really well together and Tanjiro is a great protagonist. Don’t even get me STARTED on the music and animation. Impeccable. Kamado Tanjiro No Uta makes me cry every time I hear it, and the water/fire effects used to show the metaphorical way the swords move like the elements takes my breath away.

10/10 for morals, music and animation.

1) Mob Psycho 100

Where the fuck do I start here. This anime is so unique in its style, story, and characters that I think it will always be my favourite. It follows Shigeo Kageyama (nicknamed Mob cause that’s what they call extras and background characters in Japan), a plain boy with incredible psychic powers that explode when his emotions are too high. Over time he’s learned to suppress his emotions, causing him to become socially inept and emotionally withdrawn. His (fake) psychic ‘master’, Reigen, uses him to make money exorcising spirits, making Mob believe that it’s for ‘training’. Mob appears naive at times, but he is so simply kind to people that it makes my heart hurt. Unlike many of the egomaniac psychics that Mob comes across, he recognises that without powers, he is just an ordinary boy. Mob’s greatest power isn’t his OP psychic abilities, but his power to show people they can change, that he can change. He forgives (and eventually befriends) people who have tried to kill him. Redemption and empathy are big themes here and they’re done really well.

The other characters are so well rounded and are also given time to grow, including Reigen - at first he’s a seemingly manipulative sleazebag, but later you see that he is a genuinely good man who has taught Mob many lessons and helped him grow up. This is a core message - Mob’s ability to change is due to support from his friends, not purely his own desire - people need other people!

This is also one of the true rarities in anime where the second season is absolutely just as good (if not better!) than the first one. The music is unique to the show, the ops for both seasons get me litty, the animation is incredible, the jokes are great and although it’s not all about big-ass fights, when we do get a big-ass fight it’s so fucking cool. The fight sequences are beautifully animated and visually stunning. MP100 makes me laugh, cry like an actual baby, and want to become a better person. Idk I could literally write pages on it like the big nerd I am but that’s all I’ll do for now.

10/10 for literally everything.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

Given : about a boy who joins a band which helps him work through his trauma. Lovely healthy gay representation and themes of healing.

Samurai Champloo : ragtag trio consisting of two samurai - one lowkey feral and does breakdancing, the other lofty and withdrawn - and a bold young girl. Themes of friendship and journeys. I simp for the lofty samurai.

Cowboy Bebop: jazzy music, bounty hunters in space, 90s anime WHAT MORE COULD U WANT. Yet another group of characters that share a single brain cell. Love it.

#anime review #anime recommendation

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profoundnet · 5 years

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The Masterpost is open for all creations by ProfoundBond members which are posted in their entirety during that month.

MEMBER CONTRIBUTIONS FOR OCTOBER 2019!

Featuring works from @saywhatjessie, @mittensmorgul, ArielAquariel, @doespeterparkerisgay, @banshee1013, @andimeantittosting, Erratus, @cool-fallen-angel, @malallory, @castielslostwings, @nickelkeep, @bringmefleshandbringmewine, @sarasaurussex, iCeDreams, @emiliaoagi, @leafzelindor and @rauko-is-a-free-elf!

Masterpost below the cut.

JessJesstheBest - @saywhatjessie - JessJesstheBest

On The Line (T, 23k)

“Well, can I scam you?” Dean’s spoon was frozen, forgotten, halfway between his bowl and his mouth. “Did you just ask if you could scam me?” “Yes.” The guy said, cool as anything. “Can I scam you?”

Or the one where Cas is a scam caller and Dean just keeps intercepting his calls.

Tags: Alternate Universe, Human AU, Scam Caller au

mittensmorgul - @mittensmorgul - MittenWraith

Lifetime Piling Up (E, 59k)

Cas is having a bad day. He burned his bagel, missed his ride to work and had to run to the hospital in the pouring rain, and then witnessed his attending accidentally kill a patient during a routine surgery. Now he might be on the hook for his boss’s mistake, but was it really a mistake, or is he the next target of Dr. Nick Morningstar’s sick mind games?

Dean is also having a bad day. His brother nearly set his kitchen on fire, he’s training a new apprentice in his tattoo shop, and then he gets a mysterious call that Sam needs a ride to the hospital after a freak accident in the pouring rain left him with an injured shoulder. A chance encounter at the hospital leads Dean and Cas to each other after a decade of coincidences and premonitions, and suddenly their worst day might become the foundation for all of their best. A story of choice and destiny, and the power of found family, foretold through uncanny tattoos.

Tags: AU-modern setting, tattoo artist!Dean, surgeon!Cas, angst and fluff and smut

ArielAquariel - ArielAquariel

Quoth the Raven (G, 6k)

Dean Winchester didn’t believe in the occult. Werewolves were a myth, Nessie was a hallucination, and bigfoot was just a large hairy man who enjoyed strolling naked through the woods. He thought that crystals were a load of shit, and a smudge stick would do nothing but make your house smell like burnt sage. He didn’t believe in God, let alone ghosts. Finally, and he was 100% sure on this one, he didn’t believe in witches. Or Wicca. Or whatever they wanted to call it. His point? Everything could be explained. That is, everything but the dark-haired man walking through campus with a spellbook and a raven for a familiar…

Tags: Misunderstandings, Fluff, Pining Dean Winchester, Pining Castiel (Supernatural), Alternate Universe - College/University, Meet-Cute, Animal Lover Castiel (Supernatural)

vicktick - @doespeterparkerisgay - vicktick

two bros, arguing about who would top cause they're not gay (but they are) (T, 3.5k)

“No, I’m telling you, I would be the top if we were gay together.”

Oh, Twitter was going to love this: ‘my brother and his “best friend” are currently arguing about who would top if they were “gay together”. i was pretty sure they already were gay together.’

Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Fluff, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Sam is a Little Shit, Supportive John Winchester

banshee1013 - @banshee1013 - Banshee1013

Suptober Art/Fic (NSFW)

Art and accompanying ficlets to answer Suptober 2019 prompts.

Tags: Fluff, Angst, Depression, Temporary Character Death, Nightmare, Crossover/Fandom Fusion

andimeantittosting - @andimeantittosting - andimeantittosting

I Will Hang My Head Low (M, 22.5k)

Dean Winchester gave up hunting when his brother became the prophesied Boy King of Hell. Now he ekes out a meager living, chopping wood for a nearby village, until one snowy night, he follows what appears to be a falling star, and encounters an injured angel. Afterwards, he tries to put the strange night from his mind.

When he meets Castiel, a mysterious man with healing powers, they form an instant connection, and the more Dean learns of Castiel's powers—to heal, to protect, to purify—the more he begins to hope that Sam can be saved. But as they prepare to save Sam, Castiel grows sick, and then sicker still. Too late, Dean learns how much Castiel is willing to sacrifice for him.

Inspired by the Decemberists' Crane Wife and the Japanese myth on which it is based.

Tags: Temporary Major Character Death, Fairytale/Folktale AU, Sick Castiel, Grief/Mourning, Castiel's Wings, Angst With a Happy Ending

Tentacletober Fills (E, 7k)

A collection of short fills for Tentacletober prompts.

Tags: Tentacles, Consentacles, Oviposition

Erratus - Erratus

A Concerned Brother (T, 2k)

When Sam walks in on Dean and Castiel, he left worried if Castiel understands enough about human relationships.

Tags: Coming out, established relationship, canon verse, mentions of sex but no sex, Sam is concerned for Cas

Watching Over You (T, 4k)

Castiel has always been watching over Dean, keeping him alive. Even if Dean doesn't know it, he's been there.

Tags: Suicidal thoughts/attempt, pre-canon, pre-slash, Cas with different vessels, sad and hurt Dean

cool-fallen-angel - @cool-fallen-angel

Halloween Costumes (NSFW)

I drew this piece for Winchester-reload's 2019 suptoberart challenge, day 31: Halloween

Tags: Halloween, halloween costumes, lingerie, angel costume, playboy costume, blushy Cas, suptoberart, sexy boyfriends

malallory - @malallory

DeanCas "Funeral Bell" graphic (SFW)

Graphic created for the All Ships Creations Challenge under the theme "spooky"

Tags: 15x03

castielslostwings - @castielslostwings - Castielslostwings

Wants and Needs (M, 6.5k)

From a prompt in the Destiel Port FB Group! "Asexual Incubus!Cas and Demisexual Vamp!Dean"

Asexual!Incubus!Cas who has to have sex to feed to stay alive and has always resented it, until he meets Demi!vampire!Dean and discovers that being fed on... actually turns him on, and makes feeding not feel miserable for the first time ever. Imagine Ace!incubus!Cas starving for a long time because he can't stomach the thought of having sex, and then here comes Demi!vamp!Dean feeding on Cas, giving him gratification he thought can only be gained from having sex.

And, you know, they live happily ever after.

Tags: Asexual Castiel, Incubus Castiel, Vampire Dean, Demisexual/Demiromantic Dean, Hungry Castiel, Depressed Castiel, Biting/Blood Drinking, Lonely Castiel, Intimacy, Sweet Dean Winchester.

The Luck You Got (E, 90k)

Castiel and Dean grew up together. Both from broke, broken homes, falling in love was easy - until Dean’s father whisked him away. Years later, Cas is still living the struggle, selling his body to keep a roof over his siblings' heads and using drugs to get by. When Dean returns as a fully grown adult (and a paramedic at that) with his kid-brother-turned-lawyer in tow, Castiel can’t help feeling as if they’re picking up exactly where they left off. Falling swiftly in love all over again but used to only having himself to rely on, he struggles to let Dean in. When Gabriel gets arrested and takes a major source of the family’s income down with him, Castiel struggles to cope and leans on drugs and prostitution instead of Dean. Determined not to lose him for a second time, Dean fights to drag Castiel back from the claws of addiction and the brink of death, no matter what it takes. With help from friends, family, and Dean, Castiel finds himself working towards something for the first time ever, determined to choose life, love, and something more than what the city has always told him is all he has to offer.

Tags: Getting Back Together, Childhood Sweethearts, Neighbors, Poverty, Drug Addiction & Recovery, Sex Worker Castiel, Firefighter/Paramedic Dean, Angst & Fluff & Smut, Happy Ending, Romance.

nickelkeep - @nickelkeep - nickelkeep

‘Cause My Monsters Are Real (T, 8k)

"It's great," Garth responding, grabbing a chair and sliding it over. "Bess is in her glory, and the little one is doing awesome. I love her so much." He smiled a toothy grin that didn't quite meet his eyes. "I'm not here about me, though. I debated coming at all, cause I know how sacred our Fridays are, but I figured you'd want to be prepared."

Sam leaned around Rowena, his arm draped over her shoulder, "What do you mean he'd want to be prepared?"

"You too, Sam. This affects both of you. It literally just happened." Garth hung his head like a kicked puppy. "So, I was back in today, filling out my paperwork to start back up on Monday. And I overheard it."

"Spit it out, Wolfman." Dean leaned his chair back on two legs, foot resting on the table.

"Magda's getting her own room. Emma's getting a new person in the room. They're splitting you two up." Garth looked pathetically at Dean. "You're getting a new partner."

Dean instinctively kicked out, sending him backward and onto the floor. "Ow. What?"

Tags: AU - Creatures & Monsters, Shapeshifter Dean, Fallen Angel Castiel, Human/Monster Society, Kid Fic (kind of), There is Only One Under the Bed

And These Monsters Can Fight (E, 6.5k)

"You think I want to keep her here against her wishes?" Bobby shook his head vehemently. "She'd be one hell of a creature if she were one, but she should go back to the human world. There's a problem that you didn't think of."

"What's that?" Dean spat.

"Dean," Sam softly interjected. "The angels may not want or need Claire anymore because she can no longer be an angelic host, but she is still tied to a source of grace." They all looked at the Fallen.

"I can protect myself!" Claire spoke up. "What do you think I had to do when Castiel couldn't come to me thanks to the stupid rules you all have in place!?"

"Can you protect yourself from three or four or five angels?" Bobby stared at her. "I'll give you one or two, you're a spitfire. But they want him. They're not going to take it light and risk losing a couple when they need all hands on board."

"So what? You want to keep her here?" Dean asked.

Tags: AU - Creatures & Monsters, Story Continuation, Shapeshifter Dean, Fallen Angel Castiel, Human/Monster Society, There is only one under the bed.

Carry Me Home (E, 7k)

"You weren't a scout." Cas opened the laptop and pulled up YouTube. In the search bar, he typed in stopping a squeaking door. He moved the cursor over the first video; from a channel called Impala Repairs. "This looks right." He clicked on the link and grabbed his coffee.

Hey there, and welcome to another quick how-to video with Impala Repairs! I'm your host, D.W., and in today's episode, I'm going to show you the best way to stop a door's hinges from squeaking.

Gabe reached over and pushed up on Cas' chin. "Cassie? You alive over there?"

Cas nodded.

"You need a global reboot?"

Cas pulled his eyes off the screen and shot his brother a look that could kill. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"That means," Gabe reached over and took Cas' coffee, "that you were A, so infatuated with Old Green Eyes on the screen there, you almost dumped your coffee on yourself, and B, you have no idea how to fix the door."

Tags: AU - Modern Setting, Handyman Dean, Professor Castiel, Sneaky Brothers, Conspiring Sam and Gabriel, Strangers to Lovers, Crush at First Sight

Like a Burning Flame (E, 8.5k)

"No, no, no." Dean shot up from under his pile of Ikea cardboard. "There's no fire here. The smoke alarm is disabled, we're seasoning our ovens."

The firefighter removed his helmet and mask, taking Dean's breath away as though he had actually inhaled smoke. "Seasoning Ovens?" He cocked his eyebrow, his bright blue eyes shining in confusion. "And that requires smoke billowing out of the back of your building?"

Dean's mouth failed to move, entranced as he was with the gorgeous man in a firefighter's uniform in front of him. Charlie shook her head and rolled her eyes. "Call your guys off so nothing is destroyed by water, and we'll show you." She turned the firefighter back to the entrance and waited 'til he was outside before smacking Dean. "Rush your blood back to your head, will you?"

Tags: AU - Coffee Shops and Firefighters, Baker Dean, Firefighter Castiel, Strangers to Lovers, Uniform Kink, Panty Kink, Semi-Public Sex, Dom/Sub Undertones, Bad BDSM Etiquette

For the Last Time (E, 37k) - co-created with @little-crazy-misha-minion

It's been three years since Dean's had any kind of vacation. Until now. Sam and Eileen gift him a cruise as a thank you for all the things he's done for Sam, for them, for the whole family. A week away at sea seems like an ideal vacation. Still, when your name is Dean Winchester, and nothing in your life has ever gone your way, it looks like a disaster waiting to happen. Can a new friend help him turn his luck around and help him navigate the rough waters?

Tags: AU - Cruises, Closeted Bi Dean Winchester, Gay Castiel, LGBTQ Themes, Angst with a Happy Ending, NonCon Kissing (not Destiel), Anxiety/PTSD, Song Fic, Clubbing, DCBB2019

To Confess (E, 8.5k)

"So get this... We've got couples missing at a couples retreat the next state over."

"Which lovely lady you going with?" Dean uncrossed his arms and smacked Cas' hand away from the tablet so he could scroll through the article.

"Can't find one. Charlie's still not back. Jody's taking Donna on a hunt."

Cas looked up. "Well, there was a lesbian couple that went missing. You can choose a male partner."

"I was hoping you'd say that, Cas." Sam shot a look at Dean before smiling at Cas. "Will you do me the honor of being my fake husband for a case?"

"Excuse me?" Dean shot a look at Sam.

"Well, I'm not asking you, Dean." Sam shook his head. "That's... Yeah, no."

Dean crossed his arms over his chest again. "Why are you and Cas going? Cas is my best friend. He and I can pull it off better than you two can."

Tags: Canonverse, Case Fic, Idiots in Love, Fake Relationship, Breaking Up & Making up, Pray for Sam, Sam Winchester ships Destiel, Angst and Porn, Happy Ending

It’s About To Be Legendary (G, 1.5k)

"I don't want to kill a human!" Luna hissed, her whisper carrying softly so only her boyfriend could hear her. "If you mess up, you'll bring down hunters upon the pack." She whimpered. "You could bring the Winchesters upon us." Apollo stood up and turned around, his shoulders squaring out as he attempted to intimidate Luna into following his lead. "First of all, I'm not going going to fuck up, Lu. Have a little faith in your boyfriend. Second, the Winchesters are a myth. An urban legend. Something our parents tell us to make sure we follow Pack Law."

Tags: AU - Everyone Lives, Hunters and Hunting, Halloween Fic, Urban Legends

prolixdreams - @bringmefleshandbringmewine - prolixdreams

And The World Kept Turning (G, 4k)

It’s getting harder and harder to die.

Cigarettes disappeared off the market forty years past.

Proper alcohol, the poisonous kind, was banned almost immediately once a safer synthetic got a foothold in the market.

Every pill and patch is equipped with tiny computers to detect blood levels of a chemical and only release their payload when the concentration dips below a pre-set threshold, making overdose nearly impossible with anything obtained legally.

Even sweeteners are tightly regulated and highly taxed.

And now, January 17th, 2089, Castiel’s tablet feeds him another headline that promises longer, safer lives for all:

HUMAN-DRIVEN CARS FINALLY OFF ROADS FOR GOOD

Tags: Major Character Death (Implied/Referenced), Future Fic, Castiel drives the Impala

Sarasaurussex - @sarasaurussex - sarasaurussex

Sarasaurussex's Inktober, Suptober, and Profound Inktober Masterlist (NSFW, contains multishipping)

This is all of my Supernatual art for Inktober, Suptober, and Profound Inktober. Mostly Destiel, but contains non-Destiel ships (Sabriel and Sastiel).

Dress For Success (E, 2k)

Written for the Supernatural Kink Bingo on tumblr. My prompt was 'clothing sharing'. Art commissioned by Purgatory-Jar!

Tags: Clothing Sharing Kink, Humor, Smut

Wherever I May Roam (E, 11.5k, contains multishipping)

Summary: Sam and Dean get sent to another TV Land that's slightly different than the last. In this version, Jensen and Misha are dating. Written for Supernatural Kink Bingo on tumblr. My prompt was 'roleplay'.

Tags: Destiel, Cockles, Dean x Misha, Dub-Con due to Identity Issues, Idiots to Lovers, First Time, Arguing, Fluff, Smut

iCeDreams - iCeDreams

Chasing Polaris (E, 52k) - co-created with Takai13sama

Dean Winchester feels closed-in with his life at the behemoth, Mary’s Ark. His father has set him up with an arranged marriage and is refusing to budge on Dean’s suggestions to improve the steam engines. So... he does the most obvious thing surly young men do: he runs away.

While leaving the steam capital, he inadvertently meets Emmanuel, a man with secrets of his own, intriguing Dean enough to offer him a ride to a common destination.

It’s a serendipitous encounter, a trip across the country, and a chance to find where they need to be.

Tags: Steampunk, Arranged Marriage, Road Trip, Running Away

EmiliaOagi - @emiliaoagi - EmiliaOagi

It’s How You Use It (M, 2.5k)

One night Castiel discovers Supernatural fanfiction. Then Dean walks in. Some very meta crack with a smidgen of smut. Based on a prompt from the Profound Bond Discord.

Tags: Smut, Humor, Meta, Crack

Goose!Dean Crack Post 1 (SFW)

Art inspired by Untitled Goose Game and a Discord prompt: goose!Dean playing a prank on a poor unsuspecting Sam.

Goose!Dean Crack Post 2 (SFW)

Goose!Dean really wants that burger. Cas disagrees.

LeafZelindor - @leafzelindor -

Ink/Suptober collection (SFW)

Just the short collection of the destiel pics I did during Inktober/suptober.

Art for Crayons and Candybars (SFW)

Artwork done for the DCBB fic Crayons and Candybars, written by I. Franco

rauko-is-a-free-elf - @rauko-is-a-free-elf - FeaRauko

Ocean’s Brawl (M, 55k)

In a time of oppression, the Winchester brothers and their family of misfit pirates sail the seas attacking slave traders and offering the liberated passage to safe-havens, or–if they choose it–a home on the Impala as part of Team Free Will.

Dean meets Castiel, a Naval Captain with orders to enlist him and his band of honorable sea rovers as privateers. Dean refuses, but they end up working together when Castiel offers his vessel as transport for some rescued slaves. Castiel, in turn, travels with Dean as collateral to ensure there is no foul play.

Along the way, Castiel witnesses the horrors of slavery and begins to doubt his cause, even fighting alongside Dean against a French vessel–Castiel’s own people. Castiel comes to admire this wild crew and their kind hearts…perhaps falling for one man in particular.

Tags: pirate!Dean, naval officer!Cas, enemies to lovers, team free will, openly bi!Dean, demisexual!Cas, swashbuckling, battles, shanties

Rapunzel, Rapunzel (SFW)

Art for @diminuel‘s fic, Rapunzel, Rapunzel

Tags: Rapunzel!au, fairy tale!au, prince!Dean, witch!Cas

Bisexualdemondean - outfit (SFW)

Art created for bisexualdemondean in response to the question: "What if I just wanted to look sluttier?"

Tags: demon!dean art, bisexualdemondean art

Autumn - Eileen (SFW)

Art for Day 1 of winchester-reload's suptoberart challenge

Tags: Eileen Leahy

"Good Thing I'm Yours, Then" (SFW)

Art for winchester-reaload's suptober challenge: Day 3 - Royalty Inspired by @casbeanwrites‘ fic Kiss Me Where I Lay Down

Tags: servant!Dean, prince!cas, fic art

"Kids These Days" - Art for Clarity (SFW)

Destiel art for @aloha-cowgirl‘s fic Clarity

#dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas #spn #profound monthly masterpost #profoundnet #october masterpost #member fic #member art #member graphic

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aria-writes · 5 years

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The (he)art of Craft | e.k. x reader

Words: 2173

Boys are clueless.

I know this, but for some reason I keep forgetting.

I crossed my arms in front of myself to rest them as Elmer leaped onto his bed like a flying squirrel. "When you asked me if I wanted to 'hang out with you (and the guys)', this isn't exactly what I was envisioning."

Elmer looked over at me as he scrambled to sit up, blinking in confusion. "Why? What did you have in mind?"

In all honesty, shirtless basketball in the park.

"I don't know." I shook my head and sat on the bed beside him.

I watched Elmer boot up the server, staring at the screen with barely concealed excitement. Four users were already online.

This is not exactly my idea of a hot date. Then again, maybe it's my fault for reading into things. On the other hand, I mean really, what usually comes to mind immediately when a really cute boy asks you if you want to 'hang out'?

See, that's what I thought!

You know what, though? All things considered, it could be worse. He could've asked me to play Wii Sports Bowling with him. It's supposed to be so easy the folks in nursing homes love it, right? Well apparently ole gram-grams has more virtual athletic ability in her pinky finger than I do in my entire body.

Elmer scooted closer to me and pulled out headphones, flipping the earpieces outwards so we could share the same set.

I watched as the screen started spazzing out. "Is that..." I trailed off, pointing at the screen and not sure how to put my thoughts into words as I held my part of the headphones up to my ear.

Elmer quirked an eyebrow. "Yeah, it's usual for this section. The reason it's so glitchy is because someone spawned way too many ocelot assets."

"Hey guys, Elmer has a girl ov—" Romeo started to say, but he was cut off by somebody who was way louder.

"You can never have too many ocelots!" A distinctive, high-pitched but still decidedly male voice exclaimed through the headset.

"The queen of the felines has spoken." Elmer rolled his eyes and smiled as his avatar started jerkily walking towards a large light blue and white building that touched the sky. "This is Racetrack's cat castle—"

"A cat-stle, if you will." Racetrack interrupted.

"I will not." Albert shot back.

Racetrack cleared his throat and adopted a 'tour guide' voice. "Business hours are from 9:00pm to 5:00am, or for the low low price of three diamonds you can get an all-access pass."

"Good grief." Albert muttered under his breath.

"Killing one of my sweet, adorable, cuddly babies— I mean, very loyal subjects— results in an immediate ban for life." Racetrack continued, undeterred. "Donations of precious gemstones and fish, cooked or raw, are always appreciated."

"Yeah, good luck with that." Romeo replied with a small snort.

"I'll come tour your catstle, Race!" Crutchie said cheerily.

"Finally, some proper respect around here."

I gave Elmer the side-eye. "Why isn't it pink?"

"Pink? You think I would use pink?" Racetrack asked with an air of disdain, scoffing. "Please. Pink is a strong, masculine color, fit only for the he-est of men. My graceful feminine eyes can only bear the lightest, most delicate shades of blue, as is befitting a most proper young lady such as myself."

Elmer made eye contact with me and shrugged.

"Also, pink is Romeo's color." Racetrack mumbled with a defeated tone.

Romeo let out a triumphant laugh. "Ya snooze ya lose, loser!"

Alerts in all caps popped up on the screen as three more usernames joined.

Elmer nudged me with his shoulder to get my attention. I tried and failed not to blush. "And to our left, we have Henry's trailer park. In Minecraft, imagination is the only limit, and Henry decided to build a trailer park. Why, I have no idea."

"Because heck you, that's why!" Henry said, but there was no bite in his tone.

"Watch your ****ing language on my good Christian Minecraft server!" Crutchie yelled.

The random conversations going on between others in the background went silent.

"oh no." Crutchie said really quietly, but we could all hear it due to the aforementioned radio silence.

Jojo started muttering The Lord's Prayer to himself.

Somebody let out a very loud snort.

"Gross!" Albert shrieked. "Say it, don't spray it!"

"Kiss my butt!" Racetrack shot back.

There was some fuzzy noise, like somebody dropped their headset on the ground and they were wrestling with each other now.

Jack sighed. "Hey, if y'all are gonna hate-boink, can you please mute your channels please and thank you!"

"Shut up!" Racetrack and Albert shouted at the same time.

Jack cackled like a maniac to himself.

"Okay, you know what?" Albert asked, clearly annoyed. "Keep it up, but I'm gonna tell Katherine all about your little problem with–"

Elmer gasped and pulled his earpiece away from his head. He quickly crossed himself before returning to listening in on the conversation.

"No!" Jack protested as Albert proceeded to spill some very personal information. "You wouldn't!"

"—Don't test me." Albert finished.

"I did not need to know that." Jojo said, clearing his throat awkwardly.

"Ditto." Henry murmured in agreement.

A notification popped up on the screen alerting everybody that Buttons was online and had joined the server, bringing the total up to eight. "Hey, guys! Know what?" He asked, innocently.

"That the unflappable Jack Kelly apparently has a raging butt rash." Romeo answered matter-of-factory.

Buttons seemed at a loss for words. "...Oh." he said, finally.

"I'm dealing with it, okay?" Jack asked, annoyed. "I have cream and I'm taking oatmeal baths—"

"TMI, bro." Albert interrupted.

"You started it!" Jack exclaimed, exasperatedly.

"Your mom started it!" Albert retorted. The height of maturity, that one.

"My mom is dead!"

"Oh yeah? So's mine, you ain't special!" Albert said breezily.

A chorus of 'So is mine' rang through the airspace.

"Okay, well that's depressing." Buttons commented. "Who wants to duel?"

"Ooh, pick me! I'm always a ho for dying!" Racetrack yelled enthusiastically.

"Race, are you okay?" Crutchie asked, concerned.

There was no response for a few seconds, and then I heard the sound of somebody facepalming.

"Race, you're an idiot." Albert said flatly.

"Oh, wait a second."

Elmer adjusted his grip on the headset. "What'd he do?"

Albert sighed. "He shot finger guns at the screen."

"Woooowww." Jojo said, totally done.

"You're just jealous." Race clicked his tongue.

Jojo scoffed. "Why would I be jealous of an evil leprechaun? Oh wait, no, that's Albert."

"Hey!"

I elbowed Elmer. "Are they always like this?"

Elmer nodded. "Constantly."

"Uh, guys? Anyone else's game bugging out?" Jack asked. "Oh wait never mind, I just wandered a little too close to the crazy cat lady's cottage."

Racetrack huffed. "Heck you, butt rash boy."

Jojo let out a mock offended gasp. "Such language!"

"Frick you, HoHo."

Jojo gasped again. "Frick you!"

"That's gay." Racetrack said, snickering.

"You're gay!" Jojo replied.

"So what if I am?! Gay means happy, and I'm the happiest person I know! So there!" Racetrack punctuated his sentence with a somewhat audible 'blep'.

Elmer fake-coughed and raised his voice loud enough to cover Jojo and Racetrack's 'argument'. “To our right is Mush's giant flower garden." He did a slow pan of the colorful, pixelated blooms.

I leaned forward to examine them. It was quite impressive, if only from the sheer numbers of mass collection.

"Dare you to steal one, Elmer." Romeo piped up.

Elmer shook his head vehemently. "Heck no, unlike most of you, I actually value my life."

"Lives having value?" Albert scoffed.

"In this economy?" Racetrack finished for him.

"Now we're coming up on Romeo's super tacky building." Elmer leaned back against the wall as a large, misshapen, pink, vaguely-heart-shaped structure came into view.

"Look, I had a plan originally, but math and grids are hard." Romeo explained.

Racetrack let out a derisive scoff. "Grids are literally the easiest thing, you wannabe fashion icon."

Romeo blew a raspberry.

"Your mom is literally the easiest thing." Albert commented.

I could practically hear Racetrack's smirk from here. "You know, what I'm gathering from all the 'your mom' jokes is, you just really wanna be my daddy."

Somebody started making vey exaggerated gagging noises.

"Uh, pass." Albert muttered under his breath.

"You coughing up a hairball over there or something, Jojo?" Henry asked.

Jojo ceased his gagging. "No, I'm good."

"I bet Race has rabies." Buttons quipped.

"Don't be ridiculous, Race doesn't have rabies!" Crutchie protested. "I had him tested and everything."

"Interesting." I murmured under my breath.

"This is my house!" Elmer announced with a large grin, completely oblivious. "It's one of those tiny houses!"

"That's a very pretentious way of saying 'dirt hut starter home'." Crutchie teased.

"Wow, that's so funny I forgot to laugh." Elmer shot back. "No, it's like one of those minimalist houses that used to be all the rage, but in Minecraft! See?" He gestured at the small building on the screen, eyes sparkling.

I smiled back, his energy practically contagious. "It's very cute." Just like its builder, is what I did not say to him.

"And fully functional!" Elmer opened the door and started pointing out various features. "In the floor is a crafting table and a bed, to the side we have a furnace and a double-wide chest—"

"Your mom has a double-wide chest!" Racetrack exclaimed gleefully before erupting into laughter.

Elmer snapped his mouth shut with an unamused look on his face.

"Dang you Race, I was about to say that." Albert said, almost whining.

Elmer let out a sigh and moved his avatar to the back of the house. "And here's a small vegetable garden."

"Po Tay Toes!" Albert exclaimed, immediately perking back up.

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!" Jack added. The first thing he's said in a while, now that I think about it.

"You Irish people scare me." Racetrack commented.

"You're part Irish." Albert said flatly.

"Yeah, and?" Racetrack asked defensively. "I scare myself!"

"That makes two of us." Albert muttered under his breath.

I stole a glance towards Elmer, who was engrossed in harvesting his virtual vegetables. I can't say I understand how or why people invest so much time in this kind of stuff, but at least it makes him happy.

It'd be nice if I could do that.

I don't know what I'm doing, but if I don't ask then I'll spend years replaying this day over and over in my head at 2:00a.m. in the morning overanalyzing every single little detail. Here goes nothing.

I smiled teasingly and nudged Elmer with my elbow, gently. “So, do you invite all the girls out to watch you play Minecraft or am I just special?"

"Say what now?" Elmer looked over at me suddenly, blinking as if he was coming out of a trance as his eyes re-adjusted to the real world.

Uh-oh.

"This is a date?"

"This isn't a date?" We both asked in unison.

There was an awkward silence for about ten seconds, which was then broken by the sound of loud crunching over the headset.

"Henry!" About five or six voices exclaimed.

"What?" Henry asked defensively. "This is entertaining, thus, snacks are a must! Can y'all blame me?"

"Elmer," Racetrack sighed, "when you ask a girl to quote, 'hang out', unquote, that's code for a date. Just like Netflix and Chill is—"

"Stop! Don't ruin his innocence!" Buttons interrupted.

"I'm just saying, he's not gonna get very far if he doesn't know—"

Elmer pulled the headset down and placed it on the bed between us, hitting mute at the same time. "Look, this didn't go the way I planned, 'cause I was gonna ask you out for real, but then I panicked, so no wonder you've been getting mixed signals, but..."

He stared down at the floor and rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. "Can we just finish out today platonic and like, start fresh tomorrow? And I promise, if it's what you want, I will ask you on a real, proper date then."

I grinned and turned back to face the screen so I wasn't staring at him and making him even more uncomfortable. "Sounds good to me."

"Cool." Elmer returned the grin and did two thumbs up at me, shoulders scrunched up, then picked the headset back up and held it up to his ear.

I leaned in to unmute it and was greeted with a cacophony of all the boys arguing with each other over what exactly was happening on our end.

I hesitantly reached over to place my arm around Elmer's shoulders. "Do you mind if... is this okay?"

Elmer beamed from ear to ear and leaned into my touch. "Yeah."

"What's going on?" Romeo asked loudly, effectively putting a damper on the moment. "I need visuals!"

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bumper-boi · 6 years

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My Favorite Color Is You

Author’s Note: This is part two of the My Favorite Color Is You collaboration by myself and @httptyrus! Remember to check out Ella’s blog, she is so creative and amazing! This collaboration is based on the song Sober Up by AJR! Go give it a listen!

Word Count: 1150

Pairing(s): Tyrus

Genre(s): Mild Angst, Fluff

Trigger Warning(s): None? Notify me of any I missed?

———

Cyrus and Tj. Tj and Cyrus. You never hear one without the other.

They had been friends since second grade, when Tj had moved from the other side of town, into the house next to Cyrus’. They had instantly become friends.

Over the years, Tj had started to crush on Cyrus slightly, well, at first. Eventually, he was full blown in love with Cyrus Goodman. The thing is, Cyrus never knew. He always thought Tj was being friendly, and no matter how much he wanted Tj to like him that way, he didn’t want to get his hopes up. Though, that didn’t stop him from talking about Tj at every available moment.

“Tj is so cute. Today, he tried to teach me how to play basketball, and he got up close to me, and I could see little speckles of blue in his eyes. It was beautiful,” Cyrus said to his other friends, Andi and Buffy.

“Yeah Cyrus, we get it, you are in love with Kippen,” Buffy said, rolling her eyes.

“I heard my name,” Tj said, sitting down next to Cyrus, “Why are you talking about me?”

“No reason!” Cyrus quickly said.

“Okay,” Tj said, laughing.

At that laugh, Cyrus blushed, sighing slightly at Tj’s adorableness.

Andi and Buffy rolled their eyes, starting up a new conversation as to save Cyrus from Tj catching him staring.

———

Tj and Cyrus had been flirting for months, both too oblivious to notice it.

Cyrus was walking into his home from hanging out with Tj, when his dad and step-mom were sitting in the living room, seemingly waiting for him to return.

“Hey Cyrus, can you sit down?” His dad, Norman, asked. He did as he was told.

“What is this about?” Cyrus asked, anticipating the worst.

“Your father and I have decided that a change of pace would be good for us and you. We are moving to Arizona,” His step-mother, Sharon, said.

“What? No! I don’t want to move to Arizona! I want to stay here with all my friends! I want to stay here with my crush, T-“ He stopped himself before he could finish the sentence, worried that he had just outed himself to his parents, “Never mind, I will just go tell my friends I’m leaving.”

———

“YOU’RE WHAT?” Buffy screamed, not caring what the neighbors, or Cyrus’ eardrums, would think.

“I’m moving,” Cyrus said, holding back tears.

“No, this can’t be happening! What are you going to say to Tj? Have you already told him? Are you gonna tell him you like him?”

“No! I’m not going to tell him I like him! I’m just going to walk over to his house, say that I’m moving, and be done with it. Hopefully he won’t be too upset,” Cyrus said, trying to be optimistic.

———

When Tj heard the news, he was upset, to say the least.

“So you’re moving?” Tj said, voice cracking slightly.

“Yeah, I didn’t want to. My parents think it will be good for me,” Cyrus responded, upset, “I’m sorry.”

“Me too,” Tj said quietly.

Cyrus hugged Tj tightly, letting go a few moment later.

“Bye Tj,” Cyrus said. Then, he left.

———

It was the summer after junior year, only a few weeks until school was starting up again. Tj was sitting on his couch, looking at pictures of him and Cyrus from before he moved.

After Cyrus moved, Tj decided to become friends with Buffy, as a way to still hopefully keep in touch with Cyrus. Unfortunately, Buffy couldn’t reach him either. Neither could Andi, or Jonah, or anyone. Cyrus had completely gone off the face of the planet.

Tj was deep in thought when he heard a knock on the door. He wanted to go check it, but he didn’t have the heart to get up. The person on the other side of the door knocked harder, then Tj swore he could hear them apologize to the door.

He finally got up, and walked over to the door, opening it slowly, “Look, if your selling something, I’m not interes-“

“I’m not selling anything,” The person said.

The voice was familiar, so Tj’s head shot up, smiling wide when he saw who it was.

“Cyrus?”

“Hey Teej,” Cyrus said, smiling, crying a little.

Tj pulled Cyrus inside, hugging him tightly.

“I missed you so much,” Tj said, burying his head in Cyrus’ neck.

“I missed you too.”

They pulled apart, and Tj led him over to the couch, “So, how are you back? Does anyone else know? I need answers Cyrus!”

“No, no one else knows yet, I wanted to tell you first. Luckily, you still live in the same house you have since you were five. I’m back because I told my parents I was gay, and they kicked me out. So, I knew that it was the perfect opportunity to get out of Arizona. And now I’m back,” Cyrus said, smiling.

“Oh Cyrus, I’m so sorry your parents did that.”

“It’s cool, I never would have gone to Arizona if I knew they were homophobes.”

“Anyway, I’m the first person you told? Why?” Tj asked, hopeful.

“Tj... I needed to get back to you. For the past 4 years, I was only thinking about how to get back to you. I-I love you Tj. I get it if you don’t feel the same way, I just needed you to kno-“

Tj pulled Cyrus into a kiss, wrapping his arms around his neck. Cyrus kissed back, holding Tj’s waist.

When they pulled apart, Tj said, “I love you too. And no matter how much I want you to myself right now, I’m sure Andi and Buffy would love to see you.”

“Oh yeah! Text them to meet you at The Spoon, but don’t tell them I’m back. On our way there, tell me about what I missed.”

“Cyrus! Before we leave, will you be my boyfriend?”

“I thought that was obvious, but yes Tj.”

———

Tj was sitting in the booth at The Spoon, waiting for Andi and Buffy. He sat so their backs would be to where Cyrus was going to pop out of.

They showed, and asked why he wanted to meet them here.

“Surprise.”

“What?” Andi and Buffy asked in unison.

Cyrus walked up behind them, “Hi I’m Cyrus. I’m going to be your server today!”

“I had a friend named Cyrus. He moved away though...” Buffy said, trailing off when she looked up to see Cyrus there, “CYRUS!”

Andi saw him too, squealing with excitement. They both shot up, hugging him tightly.

After that, he sat next to Tj, and caught up with Andi and Buffy.

Cyrus went to Grant that year. Everyone was so excited to have him back. Though, no one would ever be more excited than Tj, the boy with a ring and a plan to marry the love of his life.

#andi mack #tyrus #fic #original #tj kippen #cyrus goodman #lesbiandi #buffy driscoll #my favorite color is you #httptyrus #logan’s fics

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bearofohu · 6 years

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Professor Layton Anime Theory - Luke’s Possible Betrayal (LMDA Spoilers!)

hi guys its luke today i’m making a callout post on luke

this is probably the most cursed theory i will ever create and i promise this is pure speculation, i don’t WANT this to happen i don’t think this SHOULD happen i know the layton community will systematically explode if it does so please don’t unfollow me i am a sensitive boy

summary of the theory: this theory analyzes the possibly of luke betraying layton in the relic stone mystery similarily to emmy based on several aspects of luke’s two appearances in the anime and what we know about the future of the anime so far.

warning: swearing, implications that luke is a good boy gone bad

ps: sorry for the typos im so fuckign tired

full theory under the cut!

alright, lets go lesbians

me and the bros were talking on the layton community discord, and i mentioned something that has been bothering me about luke, a theory if you will. @officialchampionred summed up my thoughts on my own theory pretty well after i told them about it

i originally was just going to not do anything with my speculation, but i figured since the one i made about luke being kat’s father was so well received, even if i ended up being incorrect, i would take another shot at a theory that i think has a good chance of being realized somewhere down the line

ok so the theory summary sounds like a load of baloney when you read it for the first time, right? well hear me out, because i have several points to bring up that may rattle ur bones. without further ado, here are the points:

1. Luke’s Design and its Similarity to the Relic Stone Thugs In Episode 10

im going to start with one point that several people have caught on with all ready, but i don’t think anybody has ever really tried to connect the dots here. so you know luke’s new design, right? the fedora, the jacket, very cute

EXCEPT

here is an image comparison of luke’s design and the outfits of the men, we’ll call them the fedora fellas, we see that attack by don paolo’s orders in the museum

now i know what you’re thinking, “that there is just coincidence” or, “THEY MUST ALL HAVE TO WEAR FEDORAS ON MONDAYS” but i assure you, the similarities here are not accidental. there’s just no way. the design team wouldn’t love the same horrible design enough to just use it on multiple characters just cause they want to. there is just no way this has no relevance.

while some accessories and colors may be different on luke and the men, the general design is still in place, especially with the hat being an exact copy every time. a uniform protocol is being followed here. luke is most likely not wearing choice clothes. this is a uniform, and the men are also following this uniform.

it’s also worth mentioning that even don paolo has a SORT OF similar design change to the color schemes we see in the henchmen and luke

its not entirely relevant, but the red color kind of fits the bill, and i don’t think they would also change paolo’s design for absolutely no reason.

@muzzable also made an amazing color comparison for this theory between luke’s uniform and the fedora fellas, so full credit there!

this image analyzes the color differences between luke’s outfit and the ones worn by those men. note that obviously its not exact, and its probably not supposed to be.

that’s because this is the shit akihiro doesn’t want you to pay much attention to while watching, and its WORKING.

this is so in the event of a betrayal it will smack you upside the jaw (my jaws been broken before, it hurts)

now another counterpoint could be, “maybe its relevant but it doesnt automatically mean that luke works with the fedora fellas or don paolo” and you’d be fucking spot on you funky little luke fanatic, but i got a lot more up my sleeve to tell you.

at the end of this theory, we’re going to move to discuss luke’s motives, but for now, we’re going to stick with the essential points. now we’re going to move onto point 2, which isn’t entirely as direct as point 1, but still holds relevance if you squint

2. Luke’s Nervous/Suspicious Behaviour in Episode 10 & ESPECIALLY 20

watch out, this point is the biggest one analysis wise

you wanna know something i noticed about episode 10 and 20?

luke looks and acts noticeably nervous in almost every scene he’s appeared in

for one example, did anybody else notice the repetitive anime sweat drop going on with no character BUT luke in episode 20, ESPECIALLY the closer they got to the relic stone chamber?

he’s sweating in a LOT of scenes, and on top if that, if you pay attention to his behaviour a lot of it is him just looking generally... worried. a lot of people discredit the anime sweat drop as a cosmetic trope, but a lot of animators actually use it to convey genuine fear or anxiety that offers hints to the direction of the plot.

it’s like he knows something we don’t about the relic stones, like he has something to hide, and he gets worse the further they go, like the closer they get to the relic stones the more nervous luke gets that he’ll have to betray the professor IN THAT MOMENT

and hershel isn’t worried or nervous at all because he TRUSTS luke and i know you could be like, “oh but luke, hes just a nervous boy” and thats all fair and good, we can safely say that luke COULD be a naturally anxious character, but these little details and luke’s general behaviour are VERY noticeable once you pay attention to them for the first time, and also the concept of him being a nervous character was never in place when he was a boy with no malicious motives that we’re speculating now

the pattern of looking luke generally troubled is also shown in episode 10, though perhaps not as noticeable as it is in 20.

while they’re discussing the relic stones and luke is explaning the situation to marina (who im pretty sure is not aware of luke’s outside motive), he gets a little nervous and hesitant when they start talking about why he was doing it. layton then finishes his sentence for him, saying it was for katrielle, indirectly saving luke from having to scramble for an explanation. he just looks OFF.

marina’s face is also the official mood for this post

anyway, level-5 loves using body language in their animations. in cutscenes, the characters often perform actions that define their thinking and their motive. for example, layton puts his hand on his chin and walks around, oh boy he’s going to expose someone. descole slams his hands on the piano keys in eternal diva, oh boy he’s pissed. layton points at someone, oh boy they’re the culprit.

was luke ever THIS nervous and hesitant in the games, when he was a boy? no, not passively nervous. he was only really nervous in the face of danger. as a boy, he was actually pretty confrontational and confident.

so why act so strange here? what changed?

luke looks pretty nervous in this anime, oh boy i wonder if there’s something bothering him that nobody knows about

i feel like now would be a good time to issue a disclaimer that also supports my points, this theory is NOT meant to imply, “oh luke’s a heartless bastard he hates layton and wants the relic stones for himself”

i have very little faith in the idea that, if luke is doing this, he would be doing it for himself, or because he wants to.

i’m confident in this theory, but im not confident that luke’s motives are just plain evil, because while his character can change and realistically SHOULD CHANGE, i don’t think he has it in him to just become evil. i think someone’s either forcing his hand (maybe similarly to clark’s situation), or giving him something he can’t refuse in return for layton.

but more on that later.

now we move onto point 3!

3. Key Hint Passively Given by Picarats

u guys know picarats, right? the guy that provides us with the streams, my bro, an awesome guy...

a guy that is in direct kahoots with level 5 and knows exactly how everything in the anime going to work out

beelieve it or not, picarats is actually a member of the discord server that i run (https://discord.gg/ZYxmPP) and he posts there occasionally. he’s pretty vocal with our community so it’s really not that much of a shocker that he would give us hints from time to time. we’re true bros. i love u my guy

but that’s not the point, the poINT, THE JUICY PART, the REASON why im bringing picarats up... is because he’s provided us with a crucial hint to support my theory, mainly during the episode 20 stream

THE KEY HINT THAT PICARATS HAS GAVE US WAS...

LMDA’s storyline, in its current form and in its future presumably, is a reflection of the events of Azran Legacy.

now this is something picarats DID say, though not entirely in verbatim, during the episode 20 stream. i promise u with every ounce of gay power in my body that he said that the anime’s storyline reflects azran legacy’s.

unfortunately, i do NOT have a screenshot because i was too busy having a psychiatric breakdown in the middle of the episode. if anyone took a screenshot of him saying that, pls send it to me, i will credit and love you forever. <3

that single hint during that stream is EXTREMELY crucial and most likely the most important one, it was one of the things that spurred my thinking about this theory, so essentially

BUT you may ask, lUKE, what is so important about the fact that the anime is supposed to mirror azran legacy?? whats the significance of that??

well.. u mere mortal... im about to give you a series of events from both azran legacy and LMDA

azran legacy was an adventure to discover the secrets of the azran, right?

right.

emmy, his loya resourceful assistant and friend of whomst he TRUSTS, is with him up until they are moments away from unlocking the secrets, right?

right.

then, this devastating shit happens.

youtube

emmy shows remorse for betraying layton but tells him she was doing it for someone else and wouldn’t have done it otherwise.

everyone dies.

are you following my thought process so far?

now lets go to LMDA’s current canon storyline

layton reunites with luke, who is acting nervous constantly and wears an outfit similar to the people who want the relic stones for malicious intent

layton, fully trusting luke, leave katrielle to go on an adventure to find the relic stones, a series of artifacts that are linked to the azran.

they go on the adventure and then become moments away from unlocking the secrets of the relic stones

LAYTON GOES MISSING.

thanks picarats, that single sentence you said in a stream has turned me into a conspiracy theorist

are we broken yet? are we all nice and broken yet?? good. now we get to talk about LUKE’S POSSIBLE MOTIVES.

Luke’s Possible Motives for Betraying Layton

now this is yet another juicy part of the theory, and probably where the biggest counterargument might come into play, which is:

“bUt LUkE WoUld NeV ER dO tHAT”

bUT i will give you my theories on luke’s possible motives for concocting a scheme that wild, but before i do, i would like to give u a memorable quote from clove dive that basically sums up the point im about to make:

we, as a fandom, are collectively forgetting that it is unrealistic to think luke has barely changed in terms of personality and motive

do i blame us? no. after all, we’ve known luke as an innocent boy for about 11 years now.

hino knows this. hino knows how good we think luke is. that’s why i said that his attempt to make us ignore the hints is WORKING.

and like i said, i can’t blame any of us at all for wanting to believe that luke hasn’t changed, but its simply unrealistic.

as much as we don’t like to believe it, luke and layton have basically barely if not at all interacted for several years up until this point

luke is not a boy. something about luke has changed.

and this theory attempts to connect just what that change might be.

like i said before, i wholeheartedly disbelieve that in the event this theory is accurate, luke has ‘turned evil’ just like we all believe emmy didn’t turn evil.

they were forced to do it for something that they deeply cared about.

they were forced to betray their friend for something bigger.

and i think that’s a damn exhilarating plot device.

Conclusion

now you might have guessed that in this point in the theory i’ve gone from being serious into shitposting as my thought process usually does, and also i’ve been working on this since 3 AM, so im gonna go ahead and wrap this up with a disclaimer before you throw a chair at me.

i am in no way implying that this is canon or SHOULD be canon. i love luke and don’t want to see him betray layton, but this theory is meant to purely speculate the possibilites of the future of this anime

in a nutshell...

its just a theory.

A GGAAMMEE TTH E EE O RR Y.

#professor layton #pl #lmda #lmj anime #layton anime #layton theories #layton anime theory #hershel layton #luke triton #shut up luke #luke's crackpot theories

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obfuscobble · 6 years

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Yes, obfuscobble is trying to introduce HxH at chapter 348 to newbies:

Welcome to the ice-shelf earth! where the world is flat and our continents exist inside of a lake inside of a bigger continent inside of an endless ice wall. Also, there is a superpower force called NEN. If you train your nen, which is a difficult process, you get superpowers and everyone gets a different superpower. One important group of nen users is the Hunter Association, where everyone dresses funny. The Hunter Association is a combination police force, private military company, gourmet dining experience, video game hosting server, archaeological association, daycare, pest control, and central bank. The law above the law.

The king of Kakin, a fat dude with a horrible moustache, is chartering a luxury cruise to a horrible continent full of monsters that do nothing but kill people. On the way, he’s pitting all of his children, the “princes” used gender neutrally, against one another to see which will be the heir. The heir is the one who survives assassination of course. Also the cruise ship is a cute whale boat with a lake inside with a boat inside with a pool on the boat. HxH is big on recursion.

Our main character is Kurapika, the blonde in the suit. His superpowers are a brilliant mind, sherlock observation, such a lust for revenge, and nen chains that come up with new powers every 5 chapters. Don’t worry, because he explains his powers before he uses them. Most importantly, his chains can tell him if someone lies. He is your only anchor in this mess. You must rely on him explaining situations or you will lose your mind. He wants the best for everyone around him! Everyone except this one ocelot-ass-looking-mofo Prince who bought all of the actual eyeballs of Kurapika’s clan. Kurapika, the lone survivor of his clan, is going to kill that guy.

There are 14 Princes and each has their own motivations. Each of them also has a nen powered invisible monster that they are not aware of which protects them. The first 3 seem to be playing it straight, as far as assassinating goes, and machinations between their private armies take up a lot of page space. OALMF gets creepier every time he appears and is apparently a natural at nen so guess everone’s gonna die. Unfortunate Bob is a chemist but under-represented. Dot eyebrows is straight up starting a cult. Poof Hair ust wants to smoke ganja and collect modern art. Dude surrounded by ladies is living his bliss. Serious Man wants to become king so he can disestablish monarchy then abdicate in favour of democracy. The two sisters on the lower left just want to make it out alive together and blow this whale shaped popsicle stand, and they have a plan. Drill Curls is not long for this world. Hamster Boy is hamster. In terms of the lady with the baby, the baby is the Prince and the lady has hired Kurapika to be their bodyguard. Good choice.

Meanwhile! This Horrible Clown is on the boat hunting down Chrollo Lucifer whose Extra Ass Name I had to type in full. Why is Sucko the Clown hunting down Hot Topic? To sate his boner. What is Bible Code Billy doing on the boat? He is the leader of a group of thieves that are planning to 1. steal it blind 2. first kill Did You Know Bungee Gum Has the Properties of Both Rubber and Gum who killed two of their gang already for laffs. Zombie Murder Magician also gay married Pinhead Morticia, a separate character not pictured, and hired him to kill himself because yanno that’s true love. Oh and also That’s Not How Earring Work and his gang are the ones who killed Kurapika’s clan to extract their eyes and sell them to OALMF so Kurapika’s going to kill them too. There is a legit love triangle of murder going on here.

There are also at least 15 bodyguards, some of whom are being trained in nen by Kurapika. And a whole bunch of triads who are dealing with the thieves as competition. You’ll learn which ones to pay attention to as you go, though ranking them by how weird their hair is tends to work. Leorio, Dog Nose Girl, Sweet Wonderful Bucktooth Woman, and Secretly Swole Edwardian Fashion are Kurapika’s allies of importance. Oh and also a dude NAMED “Beyond” is on board, possibly with a private army, and Kurapika has also been hired to take him down so just.... there is a lot happening at once but you can make it through by following the following rules:

Weedy Bongman III is confirmed to be meeting up with everyone in 2 weeks of comic-world time. Yesssssss.

Kurapika will always reïterate important plot points to keep you up to date.

If I didn’t point out a character up above specifically, they are probably not important in the long run, so don’t feel bad for ignoring characters entirely as you get into things.

Everyone has magic powers and no one is safe.

This will never stop the author from giving even the most minor characters backstories and individual motivations because there are no minor characters in his heart. Never skip over backstory and details though because there is a 40% chance likelihood that these things will become important later.

The author has chronic debilitating back pain. If a panel looks sloppy or rushed, give him a break, because he’s not using a production line of assistants. Every so often you will read about a hiatus happening. Just keep turning the pages.

You may have heard of characters named Gon and Killua, but it’s okay. They are off being little boys in love safely somewhere else with Killua’s darling sisters. Let them rest. They’ve been through a lot.

Never look up how any of these names are officially romanised because you will suffer a blood clot.

Huner x HUnter is a rewarding experience, I promise.

If all else fails... just start watching the 2011 anime, haha...

#Hunter X Hunter

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sugardaddyshuu · 6 years

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Tagged by @kanebisexual

Age: 18

Birthplace: Georgetown, Tx

Time: 11:55

Drink You Last Had: Wine lmao I’m drunk I got drunk with my parents

Easiest Person To Talk To: Hmmmm.... @kanebisexual is a very nice person and very easy to talk to I love them lmao

Also @graciefaace is super nice and I love them too, and also @the-languge-of-flowers is super duper cool and I love them as well (just assume I love everyone I tag after this lmao) @striderism theyre not a tg blog but I thought it was really easy to be myself messaging them even though Ive barely talked to them

Favourite Song:Uhhhhhm... idk maybe right now it’d be primadonna by marina and the diamonds because it reminds me of Shuu? you cannot convince me he doesnt listen to them or the canberries or that their music is not inspired by him despite the fact their music was written before tg was. It just fits him so well lmao

Grossest Memory: Umm... One time I had to clean tiny little baby poops out of a chipotle bathroom when I worked there it was really gross I gagged the whole time lmao

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

In Love: Omg theres so many people I’m “in love” with... First of all Tsukiyama Shuu, OBVIOUSLY, second, this girl I work with, Fallon... Shes such a babe omg shes so sweet and the other day she bumped into me kind of and only our hands touched and she was like “I just wanted to hold your hand <3″ and oH BOY DID I SWOON I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND LMAO also my friend Claudia <333 a while back we were hanging out and I was feeling really awkward bc they were all servers and talking about server stuff and I’m a cook and dont really know wtf theyre talking about but she went out of her way to include me and make me and honestly she really reminded me of Hide and I’d always had a crush on her but I fell head over heals for her right then and there lmao.... Theres also this girl I’d just met that honestly I barely know but she messaged me so casually and she was so sweet when she talked to me and made me feel so appreciated I got a lil bit of a crush on her lmao;; She said I was beautiful and I about died. And last but not least theres this guy I work with, Emiliano, and when he first started I had a crush on his cuz he was awkward like me and also lowkey really cute but them this fuckin dipshit manager kevin said some stupid shit to him that made him start looking down on me bc obviously this was his first restaurant job; he had no sense of urgency whatsoever and was completely unaware of his surroundings and after that hed always be side eyeing me through the shift which would really piss me off but it didnt take long for him to realize despite kevin talking shit that one time im good at my job and I work really hard. Especially when hed see kevin coming to me to ask quesions and learning from me bc hes new and didnt really understand the positions at first, and especially after I started training the new prep cooks and he over heard them complaining because “””””its just so much all at once”””””” which yea you have to do a lot all at once, but its not as hard as it seems at first, youll get the hang of it. No one expects you to be amazing at first, prep is just one of those things that every day you do it you find a better way to manage your time and improve. It just gets easier and easier. But yea anyway over time we got closer and closer and now I think I really like him??? Hes such a cutie omg and hes so funny... hes awkward and quiet but once he comes out of his shell hes so cute and funny and sweet... The other day after taking like 5 hits off my friends dab pen I noticed he looks at me a lot when Im not looking and tbh that made me so happy... I like him so much lmao;;

Im the type to get little crushes on a lot of people a lot but these are the people I currently like the most.... Also I love my family and all my friends and alcohol and thc

Jealous of People: Who have no problems controlling their anger. I have to constantly remind myself to calm down, and understand other people pov and that makes me so sad???

Killed Someone: Honestly is there anyone on this site who could honestly say they have? a very small number maybe lmao

Love at First Sight or Walk By Again: Well love is a really strong emotion. Personally, I think love at first site is total bullshit. You cant know someone based on their appearance. You gotta get to know them first.

Middle name: Alexis

Number of Siblings: 5! Jenny, Alana, Caitlin, Kailey, and Patrick, in order from oldest to youngest! I’m the youngest;;

One Wish: I wish I had a fairy godparent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Person You Last Called: My sister Kailey. Shes always texting me to call her for some reason...

Question You Get Asked The Most: Probably what school I go to

Song You Last Sang: I think ‘Be Gay’ from Big Mouth? I’m bi but that song is my shit lmfao (I also recently rewatched Big Mouth bc its a great show lol all I’ve wanted to watch lately is F is for Family and Big Mouth but since I finished those all I’ve been watching is The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. which is HILARIOUS btw, if you havent watched it I highly recommend you do, it’s great and apparently Netflix just released some new episodes so!~)

Vacation Destination: Uhhhh idk Corpus??? Or California... Or Colorado... I want a beach and legal marijuana so I guess thats California

Worst Habit: I pick at my face a lot. And cuss a lot... And say ‘lmao’ after pretty much every sentence...

X-Rays: Um.... Idk I’ve gotten plenty of ultrasounds on my heart bc I have an enlarged aorta if that counts????

Favorite Food: I gotta agree with @kanebisexual Cheesecake is delicious

I tag whoever wants to do this I guess... maybe @decadent--sin ?? I havent tagged them yet lmao

#about me #delete later?#we'll see how im feeling when im sober

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anxious-band-pan · 4 years

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A list of random crackheadery from high school cause I low key miss it

“I’m gonna yeet myself into the afterlife”

“I’m gonna rotisserie cook your future children and eat them”

“KARMA’S A B*TCH!” Yelled while playing a game of uno in homeroom very loudly

a kid walked around our lunchroom with a fake blue bird pinned in his hair which was life size and honestly the weirdest part of lunch

“What should i put on my shirt for (x club)? It’s between uwu, Space Boi uwu, and rawr XD. My goal is to be as cringey as possible.”

*crying* “Well you just threw off my groove and i-“

(To the tune of G-6) “I’m a dumb bish, I’m a dumb bish”

“(X name)! How far would you have been if i didn’t stop you to tell you you’re a thot”. “Probably yeeted off a bridge by now”

“He just looks like a sad pigeon with a boss hat”

(To the tune of celebrate good times) “end my suffering, come on!”

“My hands are white!” “YOU’RE WHITE!”

“I’m a firm believer in don’t judge something unless you try it, unless it’s illegal or drugs; don’t do drugs kids”

“.....but not all dogs can fit on skateboards!”

“Can we just cut my legs off and sell them”

“Invade my body, daddy bacteria”

“That’s what I imagine it would sound like if a spider ran in tap shoes”

“My church had an average attendance of 421 this year, we were so freaking close”

“Did you know that Waluigi has the same number of syllables as hallelujah, so if you think of any song with hallelujah in it you can replace it with Waluigi and it’ll fit”

“Anyone wanna feel my swollen gland”

“Your gay is like your mother’s tendency to sleep with men: plentiful”

“If being gay is a sin is satan the gay fairy”

“Vines are like actual vines: you get stuck and you never get out” “vines can choke you though” “Yes choke me daddy vine”

“You are each gonna have a burger component on your back” “I wanna be the meat ;)”

“Grab me however you want daddy hamburger”

*showing a paper with a picture of a bottom bun* “I guess you could say I’m a.... bottom”

“STOP EATING THE DUCT TAPE!”

“Shut up, don’t talk about my potatoes like that”

“Can you snort tide pods”

*whisper screaming and hitting a chair* “WHY IS COTTON EYED JOE BACK”

“But if two furries screw, is god cool with that?”

“PHD- pretty high dolphins”

“Do crocs have memory foam? i think not”

“I’ve run out of creative ways to whip”

“This is why we shouldn’t legalize weed, because we’re having this conversation sober”

“Don’t you just get sad every time a chair dies”

“Praise our lord and savior, Magic Mike”

“I’ll give you fifty bucks if you can guess what’s in my thermos.” “Coffee.” “No. It’s chicken noodle soup”

“I’m gonna eat your fingernails” “did you say EAT” “yeah, I’m gonna chew his fingernails off”

“I already went back to Mexico”

“You’re the BFG” “How so” “Big Frickin Gay”

“But since you’re gay, would you date me if i was” “the only way I’d date you is if you were an online catfish”

“We have a speaker with fake arms today” “he cant bring those in the school those are weapons” “how is he gonna throw them?” “With his feet”

“did you say the THOT police?” “no you idiot the THOUGHT police”

“I’m not scared of Russia. Like honestly i can beat them”

“I share a brian with satan and it smells shirty” (not a typo. Those exact words. I think it was making fun of a typo)

“I look like I’m about to go repaint all my mugs with lead paint”

“And today on the game show of sentences i never thought I’d have to say: it’s not a necklace if you buy it in the pet aisle of walmart”

“You look like the kind of person who would cut spaghetti with dull scissors”

“Hey, hey, hey, not in my f***ing Christian Minecraft server”

“We’re all going to hell” “Not me” “listen we’re in a school we’re already there” “True”

*to the tune of “what is love? Baby don’t hurt me”* “POKÉMON! BABY DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, NO MORE”

“YO! PITBULL JUST CAME IN AND OFFERED DONUTS!”

“I’m gonna suck your eyeballs”

“Are we not allowed to have our nails painted since we’re guys” -a definite female, to another definite female

“Ok, so here’s the deal: straight people are uncooked spaghetti. Gay people are cooked rotini. I’m kinda like a cooked spaghetti. I’m not straight, I’m in between.” “The Italian is now interested I’m here what’s up with pasta”

“This song reminds me of Mexican food” “How does this remind you of Mexican food it’s jazz?”

“You’re not allowed to switch schools, I need my twin cop”

“You guys are the reason I wanna die” “you guys are the reason I drink”

*taking a huge drink of peanut butter hot chocolate* “I’m allergic to peanut butter” “THEN WHY DID YOU DRINK IT????” “Because i wanna die”

“so there’s two kinds of country hicks: the yee haws and the haw yees. Now the yee haws are the ones in country songs, they’re vaguely normal and drink and do horse riding stuff. The haw yees are the ones who fish with their hands and then f*** their cousins afterwards”

“Pop is just spicy water”

“I’m sorry, it’s not pizza Steve anymore” “Who is it” “the fresh prince of bel air”

A kid took his phone out of the microwave like that was a normal thing that humans do

“BUT IS HE DATING THE DEER?!”

“Chinese people eat cats, why not lesbians?” *teacher looks up* “saying Chinese people eat cats is too far”

“A gryffindor and a ravenclaw ooh this is good”

Two girls at the exact same time: *Gasp* TEA!

*girl leans back and cracks her head on a counter kind of thing* a friend:”that’s the third f***ing time!”

“SUCK MY WEENIS!”

“If you ever need a professional con artist I’m here” *teacher looks up* “you didn’t hear that” teacher:”hear what”

“Guys I’m stupid. You know when there’s a big number and then a lil number what’s the lil one called” “exponent?” “Yeah!”

*impersonating yoda screaming*

*chugging coffee* “well, I’m still just as tired, but now my atoms are just jazzed.”

“Not to quote Frozen, but you can’t marry a man you just met!”

“Not knowing what kind of exorcise people are talking about is always interesting, because I don’t know if we’re talking about working out or satan”

“If we actually die in the scene where they kill themselves, do we get bonus?” Teacher: *sighs* “sure.”

“Physically you have hair but spiritually you’re bald.”

*Singing boyfriend by BTR for about an hour straight*

“Stop saying teehee you sound like off brand Michael Jackson”

“He smells dead mice for a living!”

*kicking someone’s foot off a ledge* “long live the king!”

*holding a banana like a weapon* “give me all your debt!”

“I want my fingers to be four inches long”

“Let me read your head for a second”

“Oh no you’re white out now”

“This is what happens when your insides are cold”

“Did you just call me a dumb banana?”

“So Kelvin is Fahrenheit...”

“Let me add another fat roll to your arm”

“You wanna see a cute pic of my baby nephew?” “Sure but I might cry”

“Listen I need these pictures to load so I can see if my goats are being little crackheads”

“I keep trying to see if you’re a VSCO girl but you’re holding out on us”

“Pumpkin. Spice. Bleach.”

“I’m already a mother and I don’t like it.”

“This is a vegan cult, Jessica”

“Did you just say you started a religion?” “Yeah, I think I’ll call it the Fedoras”

“Isn’t a fedora just like... a cowboy hat but formal”

“Yes choke me daddy panic”

“I’m your emotional support crackhead deal with it”

“She got possessed by country satan”

“If you think about it toes are just little feet”

“Oh my god imagine if you pronounced Roosevelt like goose”

“Roosevelt got really sad when i broke up with him.”

“I love how I just classified reaper as its own state of being”

“So Santa’s not a cryptid”

“We’re not meat creatures like crabs”

“Do you want to be a famous writing?”

“Self care is becoming a breaded chicken tender on the weekends”

“You are a little yellow boy”

“I gotta look up how to have a stroke”

“At least you still have straight privilege”

“You piece of b*tch”

“Children having skulls is scary”

“You wanna crochet my friend a rat”

“If you kill yourself and you have a life insurance policy that your family then collects, is that insurance fraud?”

“Spaghetti man is talking about pregnancy and I’m scared”

“You’re the cutest trash I’ve ever seen”

“Poetry? Lame. DriversEd? Lame. Dousing myself in butter and becoming a dinner roll? F*ckin’ MINT”

“Finally, an invention to get rid of me” *zooms in on words garbage disposal*

“Is Swiper from Dora a furry or an actual fox?”

“I’m laughing because I just realized the word identity has t*tty in it”

“Oh my god I thought Paris was a country”

“Girl if you are having a baby this month the only thing you are birthing is FLAT Stanley”

“My eyes really said gardening”

“I snorted soapy water this morning”

“Intestines: do you really need them or are they a social construct?”

“I watched the first episode of that show illegally, and it was great”

“How much does a hit man cost in this economy?”

“Is santa wearing stripper heels?”

“No, I didn’t give birth to a baby cow”

“I am a whole grape not a raisin”

“I’ve decided on my career. I’m becoming a hit man for cheap”

“And you fought the tomato”

“You can be gay with the homeless”

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himbo-prime · 7 years

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I wanna know about your super precious boyfriend

*PEERS*I don’t know if this is just u being goofy and NOT GOING TO BED BUT I WILL TAKE LITERALLY ANY OPPORTUNITY TO GUSH ABT MY AMAZING BF!! *DROPS A KEEP READING BREAK FOR PPL WHO DONT WANNA SEE MY SAPPY ASS GUSH*

we met over a year ago in discord thanks to the8bitdrummer who is a super positive, cheerful, extremely talented dude who improvs drumming to literally Any Song Ever on twitch

he had a discord server n we hit it off there and like a couple months after we met we were in this voice chat in my own server and it was me, him, and another friend of ours named Corm and cub just casually slipped this bs into voice chat “i mean everyone knows i like you but,” and i just fuckin fell apart and i’ve never been more flustered in my life tbh it’s still a really fond memory for me

but like we both kinda ,, rushed into it and it was kinda sloppy and the relationship fell apart kinda fast and it was sad,, but in retrospect i’m glad we had that experience because went through SO MUCH ShIT together cause of it. like. every single thing life could possibly throw at us it did. more shitty relationships on my part, a failed polyamorous relationship that left all of us in tatters, emotional shitstorms and Real Life being a total dick, but somehow, we stuck through it. cub went from being a bit of a flopped relationship and awkward friendship to being my closest friend, confidante, and someone i knew would come to defend me even when i was 110% convinced i didn’t deserve it. he supported me through all my 500 different identity crises, spearheaded the efforts in my server to adjust to my new pronouns and ultimately boosted my self-esteem more than it’s ever been before. i am who i am now because of his support.

until recently i tried to keep things kinda down low abt it cause i was with my ex, and even though that relationship was going downhill so so fast i didn’t wanna cross any lines. but we kinda,, re-confessed to each other shortly before the end of it. i had somehow convinced myself that he’d moved on because he did such a good job about keeping it under wraps and being an amazing friend to me even when i bitched to him about my ex and the troubles we were having. i was honestly startled to learn he still loved me through it all.

and then we got to meet irl a little less than a month ago. *hoo boy*

that was literally the best day of my life, and i’m so sad i only had one day w/ him

his parents hate me so i was so scared of meeting them, but they wanted to see me in person and assess who I really was I guess and i did my best to b polite but i was so scared y’all i was finna Piss Myself right in front of these two and Cub (who was not yet my bf again yet) and my parents didn’t look any better either

but miraculously they didn’t call down a lightning bolt from God on me and they left and cub and i got to wander around the zoo together.

y’all

cub was so fuckin cute i can’t e v e n. kept pointing out to me that he was rly nervous/awkward and i was (miraculously) totally calm/cool about it and was like no dude ur good i’m just glad you’re here, i literally don’t expect anything from you (”that’s somehow worse”, i remember him saying)

then ok there’s this fuckin

train that goes around the zoo and it’s literally just supposed to be for little kids and their mothers but we got on it anyway and That’s Where Stuff Started Happening, right there on that stupid plywood train that went all of 3 miles per hour in a big, 4-minute circle

i don’t remember what he said but it was fuckin adorable and i told him as much and like nudged up against him and was like UR FUCKIN CUTE and he flustered so hard and it was ,, fuckin Light Of My Life man i’ve never been more amazed that so much cute could exist in a single person

and a bit after that (i think) he put his hand on my leg and was like “is this awkward” and i took his hand and held it and was like “hell no it ain’t”

the rest of the day went so much smoother after that breakthrough; he didn’t feel awkward anymore and i kept fuckin STARING AT HIM BC HIS EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I COULDNT BELIEVE HE WAS W/ ME

he kept sayin some rly sappy shit to me all day and we were both flustered as fuck like a solid 80% of the time i think but i’ve never been happier

towards the end of the evening we were chillin in my hotel’s lobby, cause my parents went to bed early (we’d been up since 4am) and we wanted a bit of time to ourselves i guess, and

we were sitting on this couch, next to a fireplace, lookin out like 10 windows while the sun finished setting and he faux-casually goes “y’know i’ve never been kissed” FAM!! FAM I WAS SO NERVOUS I FUCKIN DIE DUDE I WANTED TO KISS HIM LIKE LITERALLY ALL DAY BUT NOW I WAS FINNA DO IT AND MY NERVES!!! MY NERVESSSSS

i’m ,, so glad i managed the courage tho that kiss (and the goodnight kiss a bit later) was like,, the highlight of my Life and i wish i could do it again like a thousand times fuk i’m hella gay y’all

anyway i just , really love him i know this post is super long and it’s way longer than i meant it to be but i’m so gay. so so gay. he’s my soft boy and i wouldn’t trade him for anything and i can’t wait to be with him again fuck @alchemicalraven I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OKAY ?? SHIT DUDe

*floats into the gay-ass abyss* goodbye i’m deceased

#personal #anon #ask #LONG POST #holy shit i'm so gay #sorry for how sappy this is but also not sorry #about me #Anonymous

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shikuchi-blog1 · 7 years

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oh boy i havent done one of these in a WHILE ! time to ramble & hope for the best.

blah blah hey its ya boi andy here with a whole bias list !!! DANG !! okay so like ??? im surprised that i hit 100 already honestly !! i admit, i'm used to hitting that Hundred(tm) mark pretty quick as i'm usually in bigger communities but in one that's as small as go.rillaz & with a character thats so common ?? i'm shook ! noodl.e has been one of my most productive & strongest muses yet. i'm surprised that ive been so on top of things lately when i've been busy with school & my usual muses die down within two to three weeks. but we're just about to hit that 1 month mark and she's still kicking which is absolutely fantastic. i've had a blast with the friends i joined this community with & with the people i've spoken to along the way. now that we're talking about them , let's start the part everybody actually cares about !!

M'HOMBOS . SHORT / people ive been talking to often OOC & who i consider friends ! check the bottom for the sappy shit because i RAMBLED abt these 4.

@bassled / @fractzure / @igninecari / @twodented

HEART EYES . / ppl i've spoken to / thread with but i want to get to know better ! ( aka hmu whenever u want bleas ,,,, )

im also throwing m'boos in here that i didnt talk abt bc we dont interact as much on this blog or some other reasons

@nuorii / @reallyblah / @blackfiire / @russeld / @kaboooms / @wondcrkid / @appxssionato / @airfcil / @riffrcffed / @solhearts / @iimpious

EYES EMOJI x 100 . / people who i've hardly spoken to if at all but would like to eventually interact with more !

@leggystu / @bubberu / @littlebadger / @crackerpaula / @starwished / @endangcred / @cinderella-esque / @wargod / @teenghcst / @halfpact / @tankbitch / @dirvnitas / @gangguro / @kitanosuzume / @toriiel / @scaramouchc / @candieds

M'HOMBOS . LONG / under the cut because i wanna RAMBLE.

@bassled .

I LOVE REN SM. she's literally my best friend i've known her for about 6-7 years & she's absolutely fantastic ok this entire fuckin bias list could be just her but im gonna try not to write an essay on how much i love her. she's been there for me for so long & the fact that she isnt tired of my petty ass yet deserves a damn award. i admire her a lot. this dude goes through so much shit irl and i'm amazed that she's still doing as well as she is, even if she doesnt realize it. if i was in her position i wouldn't even be writing let alone doing everything that she does. & boy her m.urdoc ?? is so good ?? i love him sm and its not me being biased BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY her muds is so fuckin good. ren isnt the most active, sure, but whenever she is i always stop to read her posts because i just !!!! love her sm !!!! she makes murd.oc realistic & makes him more human. she doesnt just focus on him being abusive or an asshole or gross but she definitely doesn't dismiss it either. she's so good at analyzing every little movement he does and turning it into something more and i just !!!! if i keep going this gonna go on for years just know that i love ren a lot :^}

@fractzure .

squidy's ugly ok moving on

JK FJKH no but actually !! ive known squidy for a hot minute too. we've been friends for a good few years now ( met on a .... fucgkign minec.raft server................. ) and i love them sm !!! every call that we have inevitably turns into a shitfest where we're wheezing our asses off. i may get on their ass every second & try to roast them for every little thing but its mostly because i just love their reactions and i love talking to them in general ??? and im petty but we're not talking abt that rn LMAO. but yea squidys such a fun person to hang out with & i appreciate talking to them lots !! and even though theyre not the most active either, i love what they have of their 2.D so far and i cant wait to see more of him once summer starts because i really like squidy's writing and im suuuper excited for that. also theyre making a russ.el probably and im.... so gay...... our thread rn is cute af and we gotta talk more abt them Um Squidy Hmu Bit.

on a final note; Ooga My Booga Is A Social Construct.

@igninecari .

i love !!! bones !!!! i havent known them for long, only a few months maybe, but talking to them every day has been a blast and our convos are usually filled with Chaotic Plotting and us talking over each other and its just. Gr8. we originally met on our a.va's dem.on blogs and i remember loving her m.aggie so fuckin much dude everything she said abt her was so !!! dang !!! good !!!! and even now with her emb.er & her ecla.ir i can see how much care & thought she puts into all of her muses. dude even thinks into their family and develops those characters which makes everything SO MUCH MORE REALISTIC. her writing is a joy to read also ?? its so pretty i love how she describes everything and i love all of the little references she sticks into her descriptions that fit her characters perfectly. im glad i dragged them into g.orillaz hell w/ me because we've got such a good thing going on w/ em & noods it makes me so happy !! also callout for bones WE GOTTA THREAD SMTH ASAP OR IM SPAMMING ASKS

@twodented .

KIT IS AN ANGEL. i've only actually spoken her for maybe ??? two ?? three weeks ??? but we hit it off super quick and shes such a nice & supportive person ! i believe we first followed each other on our a.vas d.emon blogs but, seeing as we were both the same character, we never really approached each other 'til joining g.orillaz. i am so glad we actually started talking bc BOI !!!! I LOVE HER !!! she's so fun to talk to & to plot with. we'll just throw lil concepts at each other every once in a while and its Gr8. and !! her 2.d is so fuckin spot on let me tell u she's one of the ppl that, when i see her on the dash, i stop and read her writing even if it isnt for me because im so gay for her writing style. its so descriptive and eloquent and i love the way she formats ! i feel like she does his dialogue perfectly every time because its never been hard to understand for me but it still reads in his voice in my head which is (ok emoji x20). her hcs are a joy to read & i just !!! dont get me started on what we've talked about for 2.d and noodle im SO FUCKIN HEART-EYES FOR REALLY CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS AND THEY GOT ME SO EXCITED TO REPLY TO EVERYTHING ?????? PLATONIC 2N.U IS MY SHIT. tl;dr i love kit & i love kits 2.d sm,,,,,

#( misc . ooc )#bias list for ts #follower count for ts #:^3c

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A Night to Remember

Who: Sophia Flynn, Leo Flynn (Flynn squared) Tagged: @italianelf-sophia What: Leo and Sophia meet at the ball and things very quickly go south Where: Masquerade Ball When: 03/01 Word Count: 2226 ish Warnings: emotional roller coaster

Sophia: Sophia hummed softly as she walked through the party. Her bare feet felt nice against the cool ground, and was a welcomed change to the warmth that spread through. She's lost her date some point in the night and didn't notice the body she was about to slam into. Leo: Leo had been taking a break from all the excitement to grab him and Bei drinks when he was almost run over by the other player. Drinks sloshing in his hand, he whipped around with an insult on his tongue when he was startled to recognize the person. "Sophia?" escaped him before he could stop himself. "...where are your shoes?" Sophia: "My shoes? I uh, I don't know I think I lost them a while ago." Sophia said with a shrug. "Oh, is that for me?" The little elf questioned going to reach for the drink he held in his hand. Though most of it had fallen out, there was enough for her to quench her thirst. Leo: Leo pulled the drinks away from the seeking hands, using his height to his advantage. "No, Sophia. It's for me and..." he cut himself off. She wasn't exactly aware of Bei yet and this didn't seem like the time. "You lost your shoes? How?" He ran a critical eye over her. "Are you alright?" Sophia: "Yeah I lost my shoes." She said with a shrug. Looking over to her brother she shrugged her shoulders. "Am I alright? Oh me I'm fine. Peachy keen. Absolutely fantastic." Brushing her fingers through her hair she chuckled. "Are you alright? Leo: : Leo just nodded with wide eyes. "Riiiiiiiight..." he drew out. Clearly something was up. Shouldn't she be more bothered by the loss of her shoes? "I'm... good? Night's going well." Sophia: "That's.....that's amazing." She said with a bright smile. Looking at him for a moment, Sophia turned around in her spot for a moment. Bouncing lightly on the balls of her feet, the elf hummed. "So, I came here on a date." She said with a giggle. Leo: : He just stared back with a blank look, comprehension dawning on him. Was she... tipsy? But Leo shook that off at her next statement. "Wait, what?" he exclaimed, taken aback by the casual way she stated it "A date? With who?" Sophia: Sophia started to giggle. "With a person duh." She said dismissing his astonishment. Rolling her shoulders, the sister hummed. "Yeah, a date. At least I think it's a date. But, you know I don't think she thinks it is." Leo: He just rolled his eyes in response. "I know it's a person, topino. Thanks for that." He fell silent at her explanation. She. Interesting. He filed that away as something to address later. "You could just... ask?" Leo offered dryly. Sophia: "Well I mean, I could. But, that just doesn't seem like something that I would do." Sophia said with a shrug. "Did you come here with someone? I could have sworn I saw you dancing with someone earlier." She said right before a short hiccup spilled from her lips. Leo: "Sophia, you are one of the most blunt people I know. You wouldn't hesitate to run up to my date right now if you knew who he was." Leo replied with a scowl. He figured that was a solid way to answer both her questions at once. She probably wouldn't remember in the morning anyway. He hoped. Sophia: "I know I am. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't tell you. I mean I tell you everything. Well, almost everything. But just about everything." Biting at her bottom lip, she started to giggle like she knew something he didn't. Leo: He wasn't following. Were they still talking about their dates? "Shouldn't tell me? Almost everything? Sophia, what on earth are you talking about?" Leo narrowed his eyes slightly, confused. Sophia: Shrugging her shoulders, she started laughing again. "Nothing, don't worry about it." She said before spying an NPC with a tray of glasses. "Oh that looks good." She said dancing off to grab one. Leo: "Hey - woah, woah, Sophia!" Leo darted forward in an attempt to snatch his sister. "Slow down. No more for you tonight." Sophia: "No fair!" She started to whine. Reaching out for the other drink. "Come on bro please." Leo: "...When in our life have you ever called me bro," Leo shot back flatly. "No, no, you can't change my mind on this one Sophia." He shooed away the server before rounding on her with a scowl. "Where's your date anyway?" Sophia: When he looked down at her, Sophia pouted. "You're being mean to me. What have I ever done to you?" She questioned with another pout. Pulling back from Leo, she folded her arms across her chest. "I don't know where she went. Where's your date?" Leo: "Yeah, yeah, Leo the buzzkill. Trust me, I've heard it all." He wasn't fazed, people told him he was uptight all the time. If this was how she was when she was drunk, Leo thanked the gods he was gone during her teen years. "If you must know, I went to get drinks. He should be over there." he gestured in the vague direction he'd left Bei. Sophia: "He? You brought a boy?" Sophia said starting to get excited. "Oh, Oh Leo dov'è? Voglio incontrarlo." The little elf's head whipped around quickly trying to find her brothers date. "Is he cute? I bet he's cute, and probably not super nerdy, can't have someone to much like you." Translation: Oh Leo where is he? I want to meet him. Leo: Leo flushed slightly at her babbling, scowling. "Sophia. I'm gay. Of course I brought a boy." He scratched the back of his head, trying to figure how to avoid this line of questioning. "I'm not telling you where he is. I don't want to set an enthusiastic tipsy Italian on him. That's not likely to make a good impression. And hey, I take offence to that." Sophia: "I know that you're gay, I'm not stupid. I just haven't seen you actually go out with anyone since the last one." She pointed out. Furrowing her brow, Sophia stepped past him and started scanning the crowd. Trying to find someone who was standing alone. "I'll find him, I'll figure out, just you watch." Sophia said before starting to stumble slightly toward the dance floor. Leo: Leo grimaced at the reminder. Dylan wasn't somebody he liked to remember. "I know, I wasn't really planning on - Sophia!" he cut off with a startled yelp when she stumbled off. "Don't you dare -" he quickly darted after her, horrified. Sophia: "Why not?" She questioned starting to get a bit upset. "Why don't you want me to meet him?" She glanced back over her shoulder, her steps not stopping. "Why can't I meet this date of yours? Unless you made him up, and those two drinks were for you." Leo: "Wha- I didn't make him up," Leo replied, offended. "It's not that I don't want you to meet him. I just know you'll be upset in the morning if this is how you meet him." Sophia: "You don't know anything." She huffed stopping a few feet from someone she thought may be his date. Looking between the two, Sophia shook his head. "Not him, he's to big." She murmured, before starting off in another direction. Leo: Leo trailed after Sophia, desperately trying to stop her. "No- Sophia don't - what do you mean too big? What is that supposed to mean?" Sophia: "I mean, he's to buff. Too... hairy. I bet your date is super clean cut. Looks great in a suit." Leo: "What do you even know about my type?" Leo questioned skeptically. "You've barely even - I'm getting off track. That's besides the point. Sophia, ease up a little." Sophia: Spinning around on her heel, a bit to fast for her benefit, Sophia wobbled a bit before she finally got a good look at her brother. "I've barely been what? I've barely been around you? Is that what you were about to say? And ease up on what? I'm not a little kid anymore more, Leo." Leo: Reaching out to steady his sister, Leo froze. Restraining himself, he gritted his teeth. "No, Sophia, I was going to say you've barely met anybody I've dated. Because I don't date. Which means this is an extreme rarity. And I'm trying to be a good brother and stop you from making a fool of yourself. Which is clearly not appreciated." Sophia: "You're trying to be a good brother?" She questioned, shaking her head the elf started to laugh. "If you were trying to be a good brother, you wouldn't have left me alone!" It was years of pent up anger that was starting to brew just at the surface. The past year which had seemed to make things more real when he wasn't home for Christmas. Hot tears pricked at the back of her eyes, but Sophia didn't dare let them spill. "If you were trying to be a good brother, you wouldn't have left in the first place." Leo: Leo's eyes widened in shock, his hand withdrawing. "I.. I didn't..." he didn't even know where to begin. How to respond. He just felt... numb. "I didn't know you felt that way." But she was right, wasn't she? He'd left. Taken off just like their Father had. School was just a shitty excuse. "I... there was school....and... I mean, the scholarship...." he floundered, trying to find some way to explain. But it all fell flat. Sophia: Stamping her barefoot against the ground, the elf huffed. "No! You didn't know, because you were so happy about that stupid scholarship! What was I supposed to do? Tell you not to go? Be that selfish little sister who doesn't want to be away from her big brother?" Letting her gaze drift around her for a moment, she noticed how others were staring. But, they'd come this far, there was no turning back. Leo: Now he was starting to get angry. "Yes, Sophia, I was excited about that stupid scholarship." he practically spat the words out. "Do you have any idea how important that was to me? What a huge deal it was? It allowed me the opportunity to do something I would never have gotten to do. To study the subject I loved. Something Father always told me would never, ever happen." Sophia: "You made it very, very clear how important it was to you. Hearing you drone on and on about it everyday up until you left." She spat back. When he brought up their Father, her blood ran cold. It was just another thing. Another secret she'd kept from him all this time. "You could have stayed in Italy and studied. You could have stayed home. But, you left just like Dad did." Stepping forward she moved to brush past her brother, she needed air and she couldn't get a proper breath in here. Leo: Leo recoiled, hurt. She'd never implied she didn't want to hear about his history. He seemed to curl in on himself. It wasn't until she started to walk away that it exploded out of him. "Maybe I couldn't stand to be there anymore!" he called viciously back. "In that damn small town where I couldn't even come out. That didn't have any opportunities. Where I had to look into moms eyes every day with the knowledge that she blamed me for what happened with father." He was heaving with the force of it, fists curled in anger. Sophia: His words made her stop and now the tears started. She didn't know how Mom had felt. She'd never really told her. Granted, no one really told her anything about why Dad had left. "You used to love that small town..." She murmured. Wiping quickly at her round cheeks, the elf shook her head. "You could have said something Leo. We used to tell each other everything." Facing him again, Sophia licked at her dried lips. "Go back to your date Leo. Go back to the life that is clearly, so much better then the one you left behind in that small town." Leo: Seeing the tear tracks on her face made Leo falter, but he stood his ground resolutely. "Like you told me you blamed me for leaving. Rather hypocritical of you." He frowned, turning away slightly. "If you resent me so much, just leave." Sophia: "I said used to. Clearly, things have changed over the years of being apart." When he turned from her, the little elf felt her heart start to ache. For the first time ever, Sophia uttered words she'd never think she'd say." To odio " She huffed, before turning and running from the room, out into the cool air. Translations: I hate you Leo: With those two words, Leo felt his heart shatter. He didn't have a chance to respond before she fled the room. While he wasn't an emotional person, he felt tears pricking at his eyes. Leo sucked in a sharp breath. Now was not the time. Steeling himself, he stomped back off to where he'd left Bei. The words seemed to echo in his head. To odio. To odio. To odio.

#c: sophia #p: sophia002 #bfrpgevent002

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My Favorite Color Is You Part 1

Author’s Note: I had to repost this because I couldn’t find it anywhere on my blog! If you can find it and get a link to me, that would be fantastic! But anyway, this is part two of the My Favorite Color Is You collaboration by myself and @httptyrus! Remember to check out Ella’s blog, she is so creative and amazing! This collaboration is based on the song Sober Up by AJR! Go give it a listen! Word Count: 1150 Pairing(s): Tyrus Genre(s): Mild Angst, Fluff Trigger Warning(s): None? Notify me of any I missed? ——— Cyrus and Tj. Tj and Cyrus. You never hear one without the other. They had been friends since second grade, when Tj had moved from the other side of town, into the house next to Cyrus’. They had instantly become friends. Over the years, Tj had started to crush on Cyrus slightly, well, at first. Eventually, he was full blown in love with Cyrus Goodman. The thing is, Cyrus never knew. He always thought Tj was being friendly, and no matter how much he wanted Tj to like him that way, he didn’t want to get his hopes up. Though, that didn’t stop him from talking about Tj at every available moment. “Tj is so cute. Today, he tried to teach me how to play basketball, and he got up close to me, and I could see little speckles of blue in his eyes. It was beautiful,” Cyrus said to his other friends, Andi and Buffy. “Yeah Cyrus, we get it, you are in love with Kippen,” Buffy said, rolling her eyes. “I heard my name,” Tj said, sitting down next to Cyrus, “Why are you talking about me?” “No reason!” Cyrus quickly said. “Okay,” Tj said, laughing. At that laugh, Cyrus blushed, sighing slightly at Tj’s adorableness. Andi and Buffy rolled their eyes, starting up a new conversation as to save Cyrus from Tj catching him staring. ——— Tj and Cyrus had been flirting for months, both too oblivious to notice it. Cyrus was walking into his home from hanging out with Tj, when his dad and step-mom were sitting in the living room, seemingly waiting for him to return. “Hey Cyrus, can you sit down?” His dad, Norman, asked. He did as he was told. “What is this about?” Cyrus asked, anticipating the worst. “Your father and I have decided that a change of pace would be good for us and you. We are moving to Arizona,” His step-mother, Sharon, said. “What? No! I don’t want to move to Arizona! I want to stay here with all my friends! I want to stay here with my crush, T-“ He stopped himself before he could finish the sentence, worried that he had just outed himself to his parents, “Never mind, I will just go tell my friends I’m leaving.” ——— “YOU’RE WHAT?” Buffy screamed, not caring what the neighbors, or Cyrus’ eardrums, would think. “I’m moving,” Cyrus said, holding back tears. “No, this can’t be happening! What are you going to say to Tj? Have you already told him? Are you gonna tell him you like him?” “No! I’m not going to tell him I like him! I’m just going to walk over to his house, say that I’m moving, and be done with it. Hopefully he won’t be too upset,” Cyrus said, trying to be optimistic. ——— When Tj heard the news, he was upset, to say the least. “So you’re moving?” Tj said, voice cracking slightly. “Yeah, I didn’t want to. My parents think it will be good for me,” Cyrus responded, upset, “I’m sorry.” “Me too,” Tj said quietly. Cyrus hugged Tj tightly, letting go a few moment later. “Bye Tj,” Cyrus said. Then, he left. ——— It was the summer after junior year, only a few weeks until school was starting up again. Tj was sitting on his couch, looking at pictures of him and Cyrus from before he moved. After Cyrus moved, Tj decided to become friends with Buffy, as a way to still hopefully keep in touch with Cyrus. Unfortunately, Buffy couldn’t reach him either. Neither could Andi, or Jonah, or anyone. Cyrus had completely gone off the face of the planet. Tj was deep in thought when he heard a knock on the door. He wanted to go check it, but he didn’t have the heart to get up. The person on the other side of the door knocked harder, then Tj swore he could hear them apologize to the door. He finally got up, and walked over to the door, opening it slowly, “Look, if your selling something, I’m not interes-“ “I’m not selling anything,” The person said. The voice was familiar, so Tj’s head shot up, smiling wide when he saw who it was. “Cyrus?” “Hey Teej,” Cyrus said, smiling, crying a little. Tj pulled Cyrus inside, hugging him tightly. “I missed you so much,” Tj said, burying his head in Cyrus’ neck. “I missed you too.” They pulled apart, and Tj led him over to the couch, “So, how are you back? Does anyone else know? I need answers Cyrus!” “No, no one else knows yet, I wanted to tell you first. Luckily, you still live in the same house you have since you were five. I’m back because I told my parents I was gay, and they kicked me out. So, I knew that it was the perfect opportunity to get out of Arizona. And now I’m back,” Cyrus said, smiling. “Oh Cyrus, I’m so sorry your parents did that.” “It’s cool, I never would have gone to Arizona if I knew they were homophobes.” “Anyway, I’m the first person you told? Why?” Tj asked, hopeful. “Tj… I needed to get back to you. For the past 4 years, I was only thinking about how to get back to you. I-I love you Tj. I get it if you don’t feel the same way, I just needed you to kno-“ Tj pulled Cyrus into a kiss, wrapping his arms around his neck. Cyrus kissed back, holding Tj’s waist. When they pulled apart, Tj said, “I love you too. And no matter how much I want you to myself right now, I’m sure Andi and Buffy would love to see you.” “Oh yeah! Text them to meet you at The Spoon, but don’t tell them I’m back. On our way there, tell me about what I missed.” “Cyrus! Before we leave, will you be my boyfriend?” “I thought that was obvious, but yes Tj.” ——— Tj was sitting in the booth at The Spoon, waiting for Andi and Buffy. He sat so their backs would be to where Cyrus was going to pop out of. They showed, and asked why he wanted to meet them here. “Surprise.” “What?” Andi and Buffy asked in unison. Cyrus walked up behind them, “Hi I’m Cyrus. I’m going to be your server today!” “I had a friend named Cyrus. He moved away though…” Buffy said, trailing off when she looked up to see Cyrus there, “CYRUS!” Andi saw him too, squealing with excitement. They both shot up, hugging him tightly. After that, he sat next to Tj, and caught up with Andi and Buffy. Cyrus went to Grant that year. Everyone was so excited to have him back. Though, no one would ever be more excited than Tj, the boy with a ring and a plan to marry the love of his life.

#andi mack #tyrus #tj kippen #cyrus goodman #tyrus fic #logan's fics #lesbiandi #buffy driscoll

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