#love-making

[hellcheerficdatabase]

(sooner or later it comes down to fate) i might as well be the one

Author: @kattyshack

Rating/Warning: Mature, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assa*lt

Chapter Count: 1/1

Description: It’s… embarrassing, actually, that Eddie’s hero’s journey — unanticipated in and of itself, Christ, but, here they are — kicks off to the musical stylings of one Billy Joel.

But, frankly, he’s just lucky it’s not, like, Rick Springfield. Death is looking pretty imminent right about now, so at least he’s not going to bite it to the tune of fucking “Jessie’s Girl.”

Which, considering the Chrissy Cunningham of it all, would be… Well. At least sort of apropos. So, like, thematically, Eddie couldn’t even be all that mad about it.

Tags: Alternate Universe-Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fix-it, Character Study, Love Eddies inner commentary here, It's everything, Crack, Eddie is really going through it, pining, loss of virginity, love-making, Eddie POV, One-Shot, Status: completed

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[slavicafire]

sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[free-piza]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[vivi266]

[sturgeonposting]

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

[jesncin]

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

[monstertidbits]

ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank)" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant rosh hashanah". In front of Bugs there is a jar of honey, a stack of apples and pomegranates. In front of bug's mouth there is a shofar.]

[fxreflyes]

“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city