#lube man

[shamlesspandanerd]

HBO Watchmen episode covers by Butcher Billy.

[ariaste]

swear to god if I read another motherfucking fic where these vampires pause to get the lube I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown and chew holes in the walls. i have had it up to here. this is an intervention. this is a come-to-jesus moment. what are you doing. are you thinking about your choices. why are you making them have sex like they're humans instead of weird fucked-up vampire sex. look into my eyes. can you please consider your worldbuilding choices and make ones that are less excruciatingly boring. look at me. you're being the softest beigest pillow if you make them use human lube. i'm serious. i will die on this hill.

fight me in the comments if you disagree or you feel huffy about this, i don't care. come at me, bro, i own the night.

[proventobeaj3lover]

ONE WORD

SMASH

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[undercovercannibal]

I'm not a demon either, you know.

SUPERNATURAL 4.01 ⛥ Lazarus Rising

[sunforgrace]

the thing about supernatural is. the thing about the supernatural set is they go we put our actors in a room full of live bees. just lousy with real life alive bees. we did not end up using those takes turns out the cgi bees look better. we put lube in the water for the. viscosity. lube water shows up better on camera. we need to splash it in our actor’s face. so when you hear about real glass and/or knives you go yea that tracks . also one of our actors could not physically psychologically restrain himself from sticking his foot in the other guy’s crotch. we tried to get him to stop but he would not relent. this is normal!

[reirexx]

Hhmmhphpgpggmgmfnnfghhhhhfmngmgnfhfhhh💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[screampied]

vegas look what i found (i left those kiss marks btw)

credits to @/elcheggen on twt

GRRRSAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH he's so pretty i just wanna kiss him all over FAWKKKK 😞😞😞

[bookwyrminspiration]

saw someone on ig complaining about how a fic with a beautiful, evocative title was actually kinky mpreg erotica as if that's not a keystone of ao3. anyway. unrelated I have opened a new tab

[briefkittenearthquake]

The arms?!

[monostardust]

Is it just me? Coz I can't I physically cannot. I can't look at him without screaming my lungs off. I just wanna grab him outta my screen and swallow him whole. Holy shit. I am so seriously unwell for him its insane.

[souporsaladnatural]

"I'm sure it would go how we all think it would go" "hopefully we get to see that at some point" im going to kill him

[whoviandoodler]

one of the things that makes mdzs SUCH a great story is the fact that it's a tragedy with queer protagonists, but their queerness isn't the cause or the center of the tragedy. it's not even related, really. it's a story about love and loss and wrong and right, about what we owe each other and what we owe ourselves, about how you can find joy even amidst chaos and grief; its complexity and tragedy is what makes it so profound and touching. sure, there's 'casual' queerphobia in the story, but with everything else going on, it's not really relevant- wwx's mostly like, 'oh, i like guys? i like lwj? i love lwj? fuck, what if he doesn't love me back? am i being presumptuous to think he returns my feelings? what do I do now?' followed by 'wait, he loves me back??? we're getting married IMMEDIATELY', and that whole attitude is very refreshing because sometimes you just want to read a queer story that isn't about queer suffering but that's still incredibly miserable, and i think we as a queer community deserve it

[chilling-seavey]

Hell yeah! Write about pegging that weird British man! If we can’t get him pregnant it’s the next best thing!

HAHAHAHA AMEN, ANON!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[venacoeurva]

All in all, Wren left the whole series of events and prophecy in pretty good condition but he omits quite a few embarrassing things, uh, understandably. Teldryn does not stop laughing about Wren taking fucking around and finding out to a new level for days…

There were more panels but I feel like this is a funnier cutoff lmao

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[lightninginapuddle]

Red Flags - Our Flag Means Death

[dykeofmisfortune]

are you and your homie even bestfriends if ur whole building doesn't think ur fucking