#madakaka

[uintuva]

Uchiha Wife Kakashi~

cute little dove among the crows x'D

this has been a wip for so long I'm glad it's *done* it's uh... lot of ships

[hidanizm]

Ya'll get it, right?

[goodbyelore]

For Ganymede by Dove!

Organized by @narutoreversebang | Also on Twitter (uncropped).

[shiranuigenma]

I need fic recs tumblr hit me up

[a-ghost-that-writes]

Day 5: Hiking

Ship: Madara x Kakashi, Izuna x Shizune (Honorable mentions)

AU: Modern

For @narutorarepairjune​ and @nart-rarepair-hellscape​

When you think of a romantic date, you typically think of a dinner at a fancy restaurant. Or going to the movies together, playing games at a local carnival things like that. But you know what Madara Uchiha does for his partner? Hiking. That’s right, hiking. 

Madara and Kakashi had been dating for a good two years now, but not even Kakashi could figure out what that Uchiha was going to do next. He always gets bullied by one of his close friends Obito, who happens to be related to Madara. So of course their relationship was always interesting. 

This was a hike through the seven waterfall hike in Kawazu. They were joined Izuna and his girlfriend Shizune. The group had wanted to do some sight seeing before lunch. The Uchiha brothers often joked with how their relationships were similar in their own way while Kakashi and Shizune reminisced about their youth.

When they finished they had lunch by a river with Bentos Shizune was gracious enough to make for everyone. The nice thing about this little trip was that there were no nosy passerbys to judge or make comments. A fitting activity for the rather hermit-like Uchiha that was Madara, but Kakashi wouldn’t have it any other way.

[sojalecithin]

Kakashi and Madara finally find some time for themselves and go on a vacation. Kakashi didn't expect Madara not to be able to hold his alcohol at all.

For @narutorarepairweek , Day 3 , Prompt: Vacation Getaway

Used Reference by SeraphicMayin on DeviantArt

[mallml]

Pocketful of Starlight pt 3

part 2 … Index

“Don’t worry, sensei!

“The star was only a little bit surprised, you know. So anyway, the moon yelled 

“The star was a busy guy. He had lots of places to go. So he just laughed and said

“But luckily the moon remembered to do manners.

“So the star stayed. The moon still wasn’t as bright as the sun, but it was okay.

“So my star is right where he belongs. See?

“Yes, I see. You tell your parents that story when they come pick you up, okay?”

“Bye sensei! See you tomorrow!”

(written for the Moon prompt at the Kakashi Lounge server)

[suitedsalamander]

"Where did you get this?" A  calloused hand traces the bone of his cheek. Fingers trail along the harsh scar before the socket of his eye. The Sharingan churns cataloging every micro-expression the low wanting timber of Madaras voice to the promise of danger curving his lips.

[artflails]

A casual day out shopping together

[raendown]

Rae, may I request MadaraKakashi with age swap or generation swap (Kakashi being the older of the two). Thank you. if I post this twice, I'm sorry, for some reason the first one got ... missing or something

AO3

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“Are you actually gonna do it today?” Izuna asked him in abored tone. “Or should we just go home now so you can wank off in your bedroomto your little fantasies again?”

“Shut up, Aniki!”Madara stuck his tongue out at his older brother. If he didn’t need the idiotto drive him home later he would have shoved him off the bench they weresitting on but unfortunately his own car was still in the shop.

“Well that wasn’t an answer to my question at all.”

Just to prove him wrong Madara launched himself off thebench instead and stormed across the patio to where the one he’d been staringat was sitting with a bunch of friends. Kakashi and his group gathered here withoutfail every day, enjoying a few beers at the end of their shift at the factoryjust up the street. The patio tables at this pub also happened to be whereMadara liked to sit at the end of a long day serving beer and nachos todrunkards who mistook his long hair to mean he was a woman and tried to honkhis nonexistent breasts. His brother had only started joining him a couple ofweeks ago after finally getting tired of listening to him waxing poetic about Kakashi,curiosity driving him to come take a look and then amusement bringing him backjust to watch his little sibling suffer.

If not for the frequent shift changes up at the factorythere would be absolutely no excuse for Madara to know Kakashi’s name but he’d beenon shift to serve them enough times not to feel like a crazy stalker as hewalked up and attempted to catch the man’s eye. He noticed one of the groupleaning over to whisper in another’s ear and his face nearly caught on fire as alight breeze drifted towards words to him.

“Look, it’s the kid that’s always panting over Bakashi.”

“Be nice, Obito,” the woman hissed.

Madara wanted to die but he kept his head up. He’d walkedall the way over here and they could all see he wasn’t wearing his work apron;might as well embarrass himself as thoroughly as possible.

“I was wondering if I might have a word?” he asked. Kakashi’sfriends all sniggered and blew wolf whistles but he waved them off. Togetherthey moved several tables over where neither of their companions could hearwhat they were saying.

“What’s up? Madara was it?”

“I- yes.” The fact that Kakashi not only knew his name butthought it was important enough to remember nearly made him squeal. “You, er,probably noticed that I’ve been waiting for a chance to talk to you for a whilenow.”

Neither of them mentioned the fact that he literally had achance every day while they were both here at the same establishment.

“You have my full attention,” Kakashi murmured, grinning athim. If Madara were in the habit of wearing panties they would have droppedstraight through the floor just for that expression alone. He’d always beenattracted to older men and Kakashi was a prime example of why.

“Would you maybe wanna go out sometime? For a- no, not for abeer, that’s stupid. For like coffee or something. Or whatever you want. Amovie maybe? Uh, okay hold on, just let me start over!”

Still smiling, Kakashi ducked in to shut him up with a kissthat sent both his friends and Izuna absolutely wild. “Maa, you’re very cutewhen you’re flustered.”

If his head didn’t explode first Madara was fairly sure he’djust earned himself that first date. A second as well if he could keep the man’sattention beyond looking cute when he was flustered. He couldn’t wait to rubthis in Izuna’s face. Score one for Madara with a resounding success.

[uintuva]

MadaKaka & TobiKaka for an event

filling the prompt: Arranged Marriage

It's an arranged marriage between Kakashi and Madara, where Madara first dismisses Kakashi, but slowly falls in love... but in the meanwhile Kakashi has given up on their relationship being anything more than two people in the same boat and has gotten to know Tobirama more and they have now caught feelings...

x'D technically a continuation of an old two page comic I did...

[kalira]

Long Story

Written for @naruto-rarepair-bingo - this marks off the space ‘time travel’ (N5) on Board A & the space ‘randomizer’ (O4) on Board C.

(from the randomizer)

T; 2.5k Madara/Kakashi

The Senju and the Uchiha are finally sitting down together to work out agreements for a peace between them, and Hashirama is delighting in the chance to renew his oldest, most precious friendship. Though he's left with a few questions about Madara's life, particularly when the peace talks begin and Uchiha aren't the only ones at his back.

[purple-possibilities]

Hi :3 ✩ for Madara/Kakashi or maybe Sakumo/Orochimaru if You like that one :) Have a nice day! You're awesome!

Aww thank you!!! You’re too sweet!

I am contractually obliged to do this for MadaKaka lol. I don’t actually really ship Orochimaru with anyone, and Sakumo I didn’t ship with anyone until @sloaners started posting all that Kaguya/Sakumo stuff that I never knew I needed lol. But anyways, on to the answers!

This is going under a cut because it’s long af like jesus christ.

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Madara, 100% the man barely has an inside voice as it is.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Madara did, only once.  Kakashi thought he was serious and it was a whole Thing™.  He has since stopped saying things like “why am I with you?” and “what did i do to deserve falling in love with someone as terrible as you?” because he realised Kakashi took that waaaayyy too seriously.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

Kakashi.  Not because of their disagreement, but because he honestly thinks Madara is better off without him.  Madara has had to chase the bastard down more than once to convince him that there’s no one else Madara could ever want.

Who trashes the house?

Madara, definitely.  He’s a table flipper when really angry.  Kakashi will let his ninken chew Madara’s sandals if Madara is being an asshole (because he’s passive aggressive like that).  Madara’s belongings might go missing, or end up in strange places as well.

Do either of them get physical?

I mean, they’re ninja, so yeah, totally.  But not in a domestic abuse sort of way.  Just, they start arguing and then it turns into sparring, which later turns into sparring, if you know what I mean….

How often do they argue/disagree?

about petty things?  All the time.  More because Kakashi likes to make Madara angry, and because Madara is kind of tsundere, so it’s just so easy for almost anything to get him mad.  But when it comes to serious matters, they’re both surprisingly good at talking that kind of stuff out.  Mostly because they both look at their problems from a strategic POV, and can separate their emotions from what’s going on.

Who is the first to apologise?

Depends on who’s in the wrong, and if feelings were hurt.  Typically, that means Madara, since Kakashi doesn’t really get angry.  Kakashi’s way of dealing with an argument is to disappear, so that means it’s typically up to Madara to hunt Kakashi down and bring him back home.  Even when Kakashi is mad, instead of banishing Madara to the couch, he’d probably go sleep in a tree somewhere (or hang out with Hashi/Tobi or Tenzou, depending on the era he’s at).

Sex:

Who is on top?

depends. Kakashi is less likely to care either way, but they’re both good with either position.  It depends more on who initiates, and the mood they’re in.

Who is on the bottom?

…this is essentially the same question.  Also depends.  

Who has the strangest desires?

like, kinks?  Idk they’re ninja they both get up to strange things, but nothing I’d consider too weird (tho like, I don’t really know how to measure what other people would find weird…)

Any kinks?

oh yeah.  Orgasm denial followed by over stimulation.  Maybe a bit of exhibitionism.  Kakashi likes to watch (and Madara realises he does too, when there’s a Kakashi!bunshin in play…).  Kakashi has a praise kink (tho he’d never admit to it) but luckily Madara’s dirty talk mostly consists of praise so it works.  Kakashi probably also likes to be degraded, but Madara does not want to degrade him, so that doesn’t happen.  Madara has a clothing kink too, and it’s all Kakashi’s fault.

Who’s dominant in bed?

depends!!! They’re more a ‘bring sparring to the bedroom’ couple; Kakashi likes to tease, and Madara feels like he needs to get the upper hand.  But once they trust each other more, they might be willing to indulge the other and submit a bit.

Is head ever in the equation?

oh yeah

If so, who is better at performing it?

that’s hard to say (no pun intended lol).  They have very different techniques.  Madara takes it as a matter of pride to see how fast and how hard he can make Kakashi come (and how loud he can make Kakashi scream).  Kakashi is a tease and will stay down there until Madara can’t take it anymore.

Ever had sex in public?

…define public lol.  In public spaces, sure.  Outside?  Definitely.  In view of someone else?  Nope, never, not allowed.

Who moans the most?

depends on what’s going down!  Madara is typically louder tho.

Who leaves the most marks?

Madara 100% no question.  He likes to know that under all the clothing Kakashi wears, he’s covered in love bites.  Tho Kakashi leaves his fair share (those high collar shirts are not just fashionable lol).

Who screams the loudest?

9/10 Madara (it takes a special something to make Kakashi loud).

Who is the more experienced of the two?

I like to hc Kakashi as a virgin before he gets into a relationship, so Madara, but only just barely (and that’s because I seem him as the kind of guy who would have been to a pleasure house or two…)

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

both.  definitely both.  both is good.

Rough or soft?

both again!  More often rough, at least at first.  Can be soft and lazy and loving tho, depending on how things are initiated.

How long do they usually last?

DEPENDS!  Both are busy, so lots of quickies.  But if they have the time to spare they can go for a looooong time.

Is protection used?

no, but that’s because they’re exclusive and clean and neither can get pregnant but if even one of those does not apply to you, use a condom goddamn it!!!! #safesex

Does it ever get boring?

nope.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

mmmm, probably on the Hokage monument lol.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

if this is taking place back when Madara is clan head, then yeah he needs to have kids.  If it’s in Kakashi’s time Madara might be pressured by the Elders to make more Crazy Eye Babies, but he prob won’t want to.  Kakashi is prob pressured into having kids by the council as well.  Tbh it’s a ninja village they’re all probs pressured into having kids but Madara and Kakashi especially.  Kakashi doesn’t really want kids, they’re a lot of trouble.  But if he somehow ended up with kids I think he’d enjoy being the biggest Troll Dad ever, of all time.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

I can see Madara wanting to have like four or five, just because he had so many siblings and he would want his kids to have that experience.  Kakashi wants only one, but then that one grows up a bit and he wants another, and then the second gets a little older and he wants another…

Who is the favorite parent?

Neither.  Madara is strict and Kakashi is soooo embarrassing omg he’s the worst.  Kakashi has his ninken help out with babysitting.  The kids prefer the ninken.

Who is the authoritative parent?

Madara is more likely to talk about the rules and give long winded lectures, but Kakashi will not let his kids get away with anything (tho he sees it more as training.  If you can trick me then you can get away with it sort of deal).

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

Kakashi, definitely.  If the kids have a day off, Madara makes them train lol.  There are no breaks when your father is Uchiha Madara.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Kakashi for sure, but only if they’ve had one healthy meal already.  No all day junk.  Madara thinks sweets make you weak, but he also can’t cook, so when he’s in charge of dinner it’s like, sliced veggies, sandwiches, or takeout (with sliced veggies lol).  Maybe cold leftovers, unless one of the kids is better at using the stove than Madara lol.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

both are pretty busy, but they both put aside time to train with the kids, and to do fun things

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Madara needs to go and always ends up frightening the teachers.  Kakashi will pretend he isn’t listening just to make the teacher mad.  Teachers hate them.

Who changes the diapers?

both, tho Kakashi will try to get out of it by saying his nose is too sensitive.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Kakashi.  He’s already up from nightmares, it’s soothing to see the baby.

Who spends the most time with the children?

depends.  If this is a Founders!AU then probably Kakashi since he’s less busy.  If this is in Kakashi’s time when he’s Hokage, then Madara since he’s less busy.  Tho I can see them both taking their kids to work.

Who packs their lunch boxes?

both.  They are very healthy lunches either way.  Kakashi will have to cook, but Madara is pretty good at making/arranging pretty bentos.  He’s good with a knife.  He makes the cutest food (but never mention it unless you’re his child he will show you just what he can do with a kunai).

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Kakashi hands the kids Icha Icha when they’re like, fourteen, and calls it a day.  Madara confiscates the books and gives the world’s most uncomfortable and confusing explanation of the birds and the bees.  Gods help everyone in the family if they have daughters.  Someone save the children!

Who cleans up after the kids?

Madara is the dad that will stand next to a mess and start yelling through the house until the person responsible comes by and cleans it up.  If none of the kids take responsibility, then they all have to clean it up.  Kakashi will tidy up almost unthinkingly, but the kids will get in trouble for it later.  Unless they’re really young and like, can’t, in which case both clean up messes when they see them.  They’re both neat freaks.

Who worries the most?

Madara expresses his worry the most, but Kakashi gets anxiety as soon as he can’t see his kids.  Sometimes he gets anxious if he can’t easily reach out to grab them immediately.  He hides it really well tho, and can come off as cold.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Izuna. Or Naruto, if in Kakashi’s time.  Neither Madara or Kakashi really swear, but if I had to choose one, probably Madara after burning dinner lol.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

both, tho neither will admit it.  Lots of standing really close to each other haha

Who is the little spoon?

Neither.  They don’t spoon.  Usually they’ll sleep face to face, tangled up in each other’s limbs, or pressed back to back if they don’t feel safe where they’re sleeping.  Spooning only happens if they were having sex in that position, but it doesn’t last.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Kakashi.  Such a tease.  Will usually initiate just to see Madara go red.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Neither.  They both have great self control.  If there’s touching going on, it’s very purposeful lol.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

Neither is good at just sitting and cuddling.  Unless you count leaning back to back as cuddles, in which case they’re good at that… after a while.  They can both fall asleep while holding each other too.

Who gives the most kisses?

they’re not casual kissers.  Kakashi might peck Madara on the cheek if he’s being a tease and wants to see Madara go red.  Madara is more likely to start a make-out sess tho.  Madara also likes to kiss during sex.  Something about Kakashi’s lips always being covered… Madara is a perv who has a clothing kink

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Kakashi likes to bother Madara until he gets angry.  Madara says he hates it but he loves the attention (since Kakashi is so stingy with it).  They both have problems, obviously.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

bed.  Almost all cuddles happen in bed or post sex (which could be anywhere but like, bed is where most of the cuddles happen).

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?

Kakashi for sure.  Madara will try to retaliate but he gets more flustered by touching Kakashi than Kakashi gets by being touched haha.

How often do they get time to themselves?

both are pretty busy, but they often work together or in the same room.

Sleeping:

Who snores?

neither, they’re both elite ninja and if they ever did snore, it’s been trained out of them

If both do, who snores the loudest?

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

they share a bed, no doubt lol

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

they’re touching, either front to front or back to back

Who talks in their sleep?

Neither

What do they wear to bed?

nothing no that’s a lie they’re paranoid and always prepared for anything, so Kakashi is wearing his jounin pants and the tight undershirt plus mask.  Madara is more likely to sleep in a yukata.  Both have weapons on them at all times.

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

mmmm, Kakashi wakes up a lot from nightmares.  Both have been trained to sleep even in terrible conditions tho so they can force their bodies to sleep.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

no way in hell these paranoid bastards are going to use sleeping pills

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

both

Who wakes up with bed hair?

BOTH!!!! So much bedhead in this relationship.

Who wakes up first?

Kakashi will wake up from nightmares but will fall back asleep.  Madara usually wakes up earlier in the morning tho.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Madara would but he can barely cook.  Maybe he’ll bring some sliced fruit/yogurt/cereal/something that doesn’t require heat lol.  Kakashi is better at making breakfast but would never do something so obviously affectionate like bring Madara breakfast in bed (it’s so much more fun to do other things in bed…)

What is their favourite sleeping position?

front to front or back to back

Who hogs the sheets?

Kakashi will just to be a brat.  Madara will retaliate by stealing them back.  If they both end up tangled in the sheets and each other, well, I guess they’ll just have to sleep like that.

Do they set an alarm each night?

no need they wake up when they need to

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

nope.  If it’s the past then they don’t exist, and even in the future neither really watch tv.

Who has nightmares?

Kakashi more often but Madara does too.

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Madara will occasionally have a weird dream, but it’s rare for him to remember his dreams at all.  If Kakashi is not having a nightmare then his dreams are hilarious.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

Kakashi will, just to be an asshole, but he actually takes up just enough space for his body to fit.  Kakashi will take up more space in the beginning of the relationship to force Madara to cuddle him or fall off the bed lol.

Who makes the bed?

both, usually whoever leaves the bed last.  

What time is bed time?

whenever they can be dragged away from work

Any routines/rituals before bed?

Kakashi reads.  Madara actually brushes his hair.  I know, I didn’t believe it either.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Madara is always grumpier than Kakashi, but not any more grumpy in the morning than he is at any other time, does that count?

Work:

Who is the busiest?

depends! Past!Madara and Hokage!Kakashi

Who rakes in the highest income?

see above.

Are any of your muses unemployed?

Future!Madara might be

Who takes the most sick days?

Neither, tho Kakashi plays hookie a lot.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Kakashi of course

Who sucks up to their boss?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What are their jobs?

ninja, obvi

Who stresses the most?

Madara tho he won’t admit to it.  He just gets increasingly irritable.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

yep.

Are your muses financially stable?

they’re rich, bitch!

Home:

Who does the washing?

they do their own washing

Who takes out the trash?

whoever sees it’s full

Who does the ironing?

idk if their clothing is ever ironed but if necessary they do their own

Who does the cooking?

Madara could burn air, so that means it’s up to Kakashi, or takeout

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

Madara has exploded the kitchen multiple times

Who is messier?

they’re both neat freaks

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

neither

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

neither

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

neither

Who is the prankster around the house?

100% Kakashi, Madara doesn’t know how to prank, he’s just mean.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

neither tho if anything is “lost” it’s because Kakashi took it when Madara wasn’t looking

Who mows the lawn?

whoever is less busy

Who answers the telephone?

Madara, so long as he’s not working (and there are phones to be answered lol).  Kakashi will avoid all human contact if possible.  If you want to get a message to Kakashi, send an animal.

Who does the vacuuming?

both

Who does the groceries?

Kakashi, mostly because he cooks so he knows what they need.  Madara will buy things if he wants Kakashi to make him something in particular.

Who takes the longest to shower?

Madara, is this even a question??? Have you seen that hair?  Probably takes half an hour just to condition that b.  He can shower really fast if he needs to tho.  Ninja magic and all that.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Madara, if he’s trying to tame his hair.  Or impress Kakashi.  Otherwise they’re both pretty fast.  

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

they’re rich, bitch.

How many cars do they own?

none because there ain’t no ninja cars

Do they own their home or do they rent?

In the past, Madara owns the clan house.  In the future, Kakashi ends up in the Hokage mansion which technically the village owns.  They eventually buy a house together when his tenure is over.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

they live in the village hidden in the leaves so… wherever that is.

Do they live in the city or in the country?

see above lol

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

both love the village, tho in the future, being there is bittersweet for Madara

What’s their song?

I don’t think I can choose one for them since they exist in a world where none of the music i listen to exists lol

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

if it’s for a mission or something, they both pine and pout and are typically grumpier/moodier/broodier. If it’s just by choice they’re both fine with alone time (they both need it tbh let’s be real) 

Where did they first meet?

on the battlefield (regardless of the time lol)

How did they first meet?

on opposite sides of a war (regardless of the time lol)

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Kakashi is pretty frugal.  Madara likes nice things but won’t splurge (unless he’s showing off in which case he can go a little ham with his money).

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

Madara is not afraid to show some skin.  Kakashi is covered head to toe but he knows that taking off even just one (1) glove is enough to get Madara sweating.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

Kakashi is a little shit.

Any mental issues?

ohhhhh yeah.   Entire lifetimes full.

Who’s terrified of bugs?

neither (tho Kakashi has probably gotten fleas a few times lbr)

Who kills the spiders around the house?

both

Their favourite place?

Kakashi has his hidey-holes.  Madara likes to be where Kakashi is.

Who pays the bills?

both

Do they have any fears for their future?

they fear the other’s death

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Madara will try.  If the food is edible, it’s takeout.

Who uses up all of the hot water?

Madara showers longer, but Kakashi will drain the hot water just to get on Madara’s nerves if Kakashi is upset with him.

Who’s the tallest?

Kakashi is 181 cm (so 5′11.25″) and Madara is like 179 cm (5′10.5′’) so Kakashi.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Kakashi.  Esp if Madara is taking a while.

Who wanders around in their underwear?

Madara for sure.  You can bet he’s trying to show off, or grab Kakashi’s attention (it’s working, but Kakashi has an amazing poker face/is great at hiding behind Icha Icha.)

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

neither sings

What do they tease each other about?

Kakashi will tease Madara about anything.  Madara is terrible at teasing (it comes across as threatening lol).  If Madara ever finds out how embarrassed Kakashi gets while reading Icha Icha out loud tho… RIP Kakashi.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

neither, they both dress very professionally (and blandly tbh)

Do they have mutual friends?

HASHIRAMAAAAA lol.  That’s it tho that’s Madara’s only friend aside from his brother (and Izuna kinda sorta hates Kakashi for being an “eye thief,” tho they get closer later.  Still not really friends tho).

Who crushed first?

Madara for sure, though it took him a while to realise it.  Kakashi took forever.  Like literally ages.  Poor Madara…

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

nope!

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Kakashi, esp if he was out with Gai.  Madara if he was out with Hashirama.  Tho if it’s the two of them out together they’re probably both drunk.

Who swears the most?

neither really swears, but Madara will if he’s really frustrated.

Goddamn, that took waaaayyyyy longer than I thought it would lol!  This felt like a marathon.  It was fun tho!

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[shiranuigenma]

The Candle in the Window - MadaKaka

EXPLICIT // ALSO ON AO3 Words: 2,603 Warnings: Jealousy, Teasing, Sexual content, Somewhat rough sex, Light choking Gifted to: @raendown​

This is smut. 2.6k of pure smut and I’m not sorry.

So this fic was originally supposed to be a birthday gift for Rae like 2 years ago but I couldn’t finish it and decided to write something else, so it’s just been sitting in my drafts folder (with a word count of 2k !!!!) waiting to be finished and HERE. IT. IS. FINALLY. I hope you like it!

(is it just me or is the horizontal line thing gone from posts now)

Night falls over the village, painting the sky in hues of blue so dark it's almost black, lit only by the moon and scattered starlight. In the distance, a lone candle flickers in the window of an otherwise dark apartment, calling Kakashi home.

That candle is rarely lit, and only means one thing.

He takes to the rooftops as he passes through the gate, moving silently through the village until he lands on his balcony, sliding open the door to find Madara standing on the other side. He doesn't turn, but the way his posture shifts ever so slightly, the way the hand currently turning pages in a book stills, signals that the Uchiha is aware of his presence.

"Did you find what you were looking for?" Madara asks after a long moment of silence, closing the book he's perusing. There's a short pause, then he chuckles, shaking his head. "No, I expect not. Those who do not wish to be found-"

"Are you really here to talk about Obito?" Kakashi interrupts, unzipping his flak jacket and allowing it to fall to the floor, the heavy thud prompting Madara to finally turn to face him. He doesn't answer his question, but the way he watches Kakashi, quietly regarding him with something akin to possessive desire in his dark eyes, tells him no, he definitely did not come here to talk about Obito.

"Were I a... jealous man," Madara says after a moment, eyes raking slowly down Kakashi's form as he toes his sandals off, "I would be upset that you spend so much of your time looking for him."

"Please," Kakashi scoffs, rolling his eyes and walking further into the room. Madara's eyes track him, narrowing when Kakashi flashes a smirk over his shoulder, the expression unmistakable even behind his mask. "You're a terrible liar, Madara. I've never met anyone as prone to jealousy as you are."

Madara moves almost faster than Kakashi can see, and then his back is to the wall, Madara's grip tight on his neck and dark glare fixed upon him.

"I suggest you watch your tone with me, Kakashi," he murmurs. Though his voice doesn't betray his irritation, the threat is clear, and Kakashi tells himself the shiver that rolls straight down his spine is the result of nothing more than the cool evening breeze wafting gently through the open door.

"Oh?" He knows that provoking Madara now is a dangerous gamble, but in this case, the reward is worth the risk - usually. Hopefully. He shifts his hips forward ever so slightly, resisting another smirk when he hears the Uchiha inhale sharply. "You could try to make me, I suppose-"

He can't hold back a soft, self-satisfied noise when Madara yanks down his mask and kisses him, all rough lips and invasive tongue and nipping teeth, the fingers of his free hand clenching into his hip. The bite of his fingernails stings even through the fabric of his shirt, but it's immediately forgotten the instant Madara's hand shifts, tugging insistently at the fastenings of Kakashi's pants.

The fingers still curled around Kakashi's throat tighten ever so slightly when he reaches for Madara's pants, a silent warning against the action, followed by a growl and a sharp nip at his lower lip when he ignores it. Kakashi is sure he intends it to be harsh, for him to recoil and rethink what he's doing, but the quick action has the opposite effect - rather than make him reconsider, it only encourages him.

Until Madara speaks, that is.

"You can continue what you're doing," he says quietly, drawing back to fix Kakashi with his dark glare, "or I can touch you. It's your choice." That gives him pause - does he trust that Madara will actually do that if he stops, or does he call his bluff?

In the end, his impatience wins. He ignores every warning Madara gives him against it and tugs at his pants again, and before he can blink, Madara cuffs both of his wrists in one hand and slams them to the wall above his head.

"I warned you," he growls, eyes crimson as they meet Kakashi's once more, and he realizes what is happening a second too late.

He is helpless to resist as the genjutsu takes hold - he can do nothing but surrender to the illusion, to the imaginary promise of what is to come.

When Kakashi comes out of it with a sharp exhale, there is a strange spark of mischief in Madara's eyes, a hint of something dark and a little devious as his free hand dips down, fingertips grazing the hard line of Kakashi's cock through his pants. It's a quick, teasing touch, gone before his hips have even finished bucking into it, and he whines, hands straining uselessly against Madara's hold. Aching desperation winds between his ribs - desperation to touch, to taste, to strip away the layers that separate them as though he thinks pressing his heated flesh against Madara's will be enough to quell the desire now singing through his blood, but Madara is unrelenting.

Suddenly, Madara releases him, stepping out of Kakashi's reach before he can grab for him. The look in his eyes changes, and something about it holds Kakashi in place as easily as his hands had.

"Undress," Madara commands. His voice is quiet, but holds an undeniable authority that could carry as easily across battlefields as it does the limited space between them. It's a tone that tells him he has no other option to obey.

Not that he would make any other choice.

Madara's eyes follow Kakashi's every move as his fingers curl beneath the edge of his shirt, dragging the garment over his head and dropping it to the floor. The rest of his clothing quickly follows, and finally, he stands bare before Madara.

Kakashi's wary gaze follows Madara as he circles, openly admiring the view Kakashi is presenting to him. This is far from the first time Madara has seen him naked, but he still resists the urge to fidget beneath the Uchiha's appreciative scrutiny - years of battle have hardened and scarred his body, and while he isn't ashamed of himself, he doesn't think he'll ever feel comfortable being so exposed.

"I want you to touch yourself for me," Madara finally commands, and crimson eyes follow the motion of Kakashi's hand as he obediently curls it around his cock. Briefly, he wonders where Madara is going with this, but that thought is quickly forgotten, his eyes closing and head tipping back against the wall in pleasure as he strokes himself.

He's close - so close - when Madara orders him to stop. With a frustrated groan, Kakashi obeys, opening his eyes to look at him and letting his hand fall to his side despite the aching need to reach completion. He's not sure what Madara will do if he disobeys - some curious part of him wants to find out, but he's more curious about what he'll do next.

Those crimson eyes meet his again, drawing him into another illusion.

"Please," he whimpers when it breaks, barely registering his own desperate plea. He is painfully hard, would give anything for Madara to touch him, or to be able to touch himself again - anything to ease the ache. "Madara, please."

"Not yet," Madara murmurs, reaching up to touch Kakashi's lower lip, forcing his thumb into his mouth. "On your knees." It's not a request, but an order, and Kakashi goes willingly as Madara guides him to the floor. His scarlet glare is a silent warning, telling Kakashi not to move. It takes everything he has to obey, to not give in to the desperate urge to take matters back into his own hands and relieve the pressure. Instead, his hands clench on his knees, and a whimper catches in his throat as Madara divests himself of his pants.

Kakashi's tongue flicks out to wet his dry lips when Madara's fingers wrap around his shaft, hungry eyes following the languid motion of his hand. He leans forward, looking up to meet Madara's eyes and opening his mouth invitingly, but Madara steps back, a smirk playing at the corners of his mouth as he shakes his head. His grip shifts slightly, precome gathering at his tip in response to his slow ministrations.

"Sit back and don't move," he orders, waiting until Kakashi sits back on his heels before stepping forward again, so close that all it would take for Kakashi to taste that bead of precome is a quick flick of his tongue - he resists the urge, though, knowing he would likely be punished for the small act of disobedience with a longer delay - or even complete denial - of his own release.

Taking a shuddering breath, Kakashi stills, glancing up for just a moment before letting his gaze fall back to Madara's hand.

"Good," he murmurs, fingers of his free hand trailing along Kakashi's jaw, uncharacteristically gentle as he pulls him in to let his precome smear across his lower lip - and then he pushes him back, tipping his chin up until crimson eyes lock on Kakashi's grey.

Kakashi's grip on his knees tightens when Madara's thumb pushes into the corner of his mouth again, pressing down until his lips part. His slow, self-indulgent pace quickens at the sight of Kakashi's tongue curling around his thumb, and he finally steps forward, and Kakashi opens his mouth.

He waits, relaxing his jaw, the taste of salt and skin heavy on his tongue as he takes Madara in.

"Go ahead." Madara stills, watching as Kakashi draws back, tongue tracing up the vein along the underside of his cock before swirling around his head. It's there he pauses, looking up at Madara once more and raising his hands. Madara nods, and his eyes close as Kakashi's hands press against his knees, sliding slowly up his thighs.

Kakashi relishes in the small moan that escapes Madara when his fingers trail over twin sacs, gently palming them with one hand. Kakashi's name spills from his lips, barely a whisper when he takes him in again, his fingers stroking, hand caressing. He's slow about it, all teasing fingers and tongue - a small bit of payback for Madara's actions. The Uchiha doesn't seem to care, though, all of it forgotten under his ministrations.

He hums with satisfaction as Madara's fingers thread into his hair, and then he's drawing Kakashi up, kissing him hard and fast like he's the only thing that matters in this world, licking the taste of himself from his mouth.

A second later Madara shoves him back once more.

"Bend over the desk," is Madara's next command, and Kakashi's heartbeat thunders painfully against his sternum as he obeys, fingers curling around the edges of the hard wood, body damn near vibrating with anticipation when he hears the telltale click of a bottle opening. "Spread yourself for me."

Kakashi complies, turning his head to watch through half-lidded eyes as Madara slicks his fingers with lube. A shudder wracks his body when Madara touches him, a small, teasing brush of cold fingers against him, gently circling a few times before slowly slipping one inside. He has to bite his lip to stifle a soft moan, instinctively pressing back against Madara's hand.

"So impatient," Madara says with an amused chuckle, but he doesn't protest the movement, instead adding a second finger, his free hand wrapping around his cock when Kakashi moans, grinding back against his fingers. Madara leans down, teasing Kakashi with a third finger and nipping at his ear. "Do you want me to fuck you, Kakashi? Is that what you want?"

"Yes," Kakashi breathes, groaning when Madara withdraws, leaving him feeling empty. "Damn it, Madara-" He's back in an instant, pressing into him gradually, moving forward in careful increments until he's fully seated inside of him. Kakashi exhales at the feeling, hands finding the edge of the desk again when Madara begins to move - slowly, at first, getting used to the feel of him again after being apart for so long, then quickening his pace with each deliberate thrust.

It doesn't take him long to find his mark, adjusting his angle until he finds that spot that has Kakashi gripping the edges of the desk so hard he’s half afraid the wood might break, groaning at the satisfying stretch, the sensation of being filled, of being fucked, of losing himself to Madara and the sounds he's making behind him.

Kakashi will never grow tired of those sounds. His sensitive ears catch every muffled moan and uttered curse and strained breath as Madara fucks him into the desk, the weight of him bearing down on Kakashi's back as he leans forward, hand curling around his throat once more.

"You're mine," Madara breathes low in his ear, teeth marking his signature along the smooth skin of Kakashi's shoulder - they sink in when they reach his neck. Hard, but not quite hard enough to draw blood. He soothes the bite with his tongue even as his fingertips press bruises into Kakashi's throat. "Say it."

"Yours," he manages through teeth gritted against the pressure of Madara's fingers around his neck, grip on the desk tightening when a particularly rough thrust forces his hips into the edge of it. "I'm- fuck, Madara-"

He's so close, the heat that's been flooding through his body pooling low and pulling tight, just a little more-

The edges of his vision go fuzzy when Madara's hand suddenly tightens, and all the air rushes out of him in a single gasp. He hears Madara swear under his breath, voice raw and guttural, and then his hand is gone from Kakashi's throat. He takes hold of Kakashi’s hips in both hands now, both an anchor and a means to pull him back to meet his thrusts, and the absence of Madara's weight and the new space between him and the desk allows Kakashi to move one hand to palm his own neglected cock.

He curls his fingers and strokes just the way he likes it, and the dual sensation of Madara fucking him from behind and the movement of his own hand is the last push he needs. He reaches release with a moan, low and raw, and a few moments later - with a lot more noise - so does Madara.

Kakashi isn't sure how long they stay there, his forehead pressed to the desk and Madara buried inside him, both breathing heavily, but after what feels like a lifetime Madara finally leans down to press a surprisingly soft kiss to his shoulder. It seems his earlier attitude and jealousy are long forgotten.

"Are you all right?" he asks quietly, and when he touches Kakashi's neck again his fingers are gentle, rubbing where he had squeezed. Madara may display himself as a hard man, but with Kakashi, in these quiet, post-coital moments, he is always soft, tender and free with his affections. "I didn't mean to squeeze so hard."

"Trust me," Kakashi responds, voice muffled and a little raspy, laughing softly and turning his head, "I didn't mind. I should make you jealous more often."

In an instant the moment is gone. Madara reacts exactly the way Kakashi expects him to, pulling out of him with a comically disgruntled noise and a sharp slap on the ass, and Kakashi can’t help but laugh laughs when he hears Madara huffing all the way down the hall to the bathroom.

He takes just enough time to peel away the papers stuck to his sweaty chest before following, already thinking of how he’ll apologize to Madara for his teasing.

[maidenofkonoha]

The longer I’m in this fandom the more ships I gain. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[madakaka]

i’m proud of your very in-character return from the dead, my dear friends. congrats! 🧟‍♂️👬

Madara: Heh, the Staff thought we would bow so easily? Fools! NO ONE CAN STOP ME, FOR I AM UCHIHA MADAR—

Kakashi: Maa, Dara-chan, you did all this because you missed me?

Madara: What—You—I—DON’T CALL ME THAT!!!!

Kakashi: Yare yare, the blog is back up, you can stop panicking. Besides—

Madara: I WASN’T PANICKING YOU IGNORANT—

Kakashi: —all that hard work deserves a reward~

Madara: Wha—

Kakashi:

Kakashi:

Madara: What... you... HATAKE!!!! DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!!