Maggie One-Eye introduction
Eliza Swift introduction
How the round robin group stage works
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I gave it a shot at the ship tier list :p
(disclaimer I didn't give it much thought and made it on my phone, so it's very crunchy :/)
Context for each tier
Otp: the ones I've liked since forever, for a lot of reasons, or no reason (they are in order of which I like more to less)
HEAR ME OUT!!!: some I like above others, there's some special reasons
I like it: I've seen em around, I think they are cool. Nothing else
Founy: either saw someone else ship them and thought it was interesting, or just came in the moment after seeing it on the tierlist
It's ok Ig: Fine, no notes.
What: threw me off guard when I saw it, idk
I don't care: I don't care
I don't like it: I don't vibe w them
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little snippet that im salivating at writing out but don’t have the time someone pls fulfil my steddyhands dreams
aka The Reason Izzy Is Not In Charge Of Coming Up With Plans (he’s self-admittedly shit at it)
and is determinedly not meeting edward’s eyes while he’s calling ned low and his crew a bunch of second-rate playgroup pirate cunts. “comgratulations, you’re the first to succesfully torture me to sleep”, he says, and, “maybe just be better then people wouldn’t break your records without noticing, have you considered that?”, and, “my tummy aches hurt worse than this, they used to have goddamn standards for torture back in the day, now they just let any twatty with daddy issues try his -“ at which point ned is squarely whacking a fist into izzy’s face.
by the time the world stops spinning and flaring up in strange colours, he’s already being hefted up by the scowling blonde woman and dragged off in the direction of the captain’s cabin, still avoiding both his captains’ gazes on account of the fact his head’s lolling over hellkat maggie’s shoulder loosely.
is this maybe the worst idea izzy has ever had? some would agree, but it’s got ed and stede out of the firing line, hasn’t it. plus, izzy thinks when the door closes behind low’s bone-chilling grin, gives the dickheads more time to damn well come up with a better plan.
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I genuinely didn’t notice til recently Crowley’s irises changed shape depending on his mood. Driving through the M25, they’re HUGE!
VS
To the BEST ONE:
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Cheryl introduction
Maggie One-Eye introduction
How the round robin group stage works
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Dear Dog,
Please forgive me. I am about to make a phone call and use my phone call voice, which you hate. I do not do this because I want to startle or upset you. In fact, believe it or not, I am telephoning the vet and using my telephone voice because I love you. I’m so sorry. It will happen again. Forgive me.
Sincerely,
Mother
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scale of fly designs in cartoons bc wtf is that bitch on the left doing
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If Adam Parrish became a living organ donor to a sentient magical forest I think you can sign up to be one when you die as well
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