#wentworth tozier

[gloomy-prince]

Trans Eddie au pt 13! aka Tozier Time :') Richie has two sisters, the younger one pictured here is Lily. His older sister no longer lives at home.

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[eddiekaspbrakirlsblog]

Richie Tozier would LOVE grocery shopping with his mum , I know just the moment he hears Maggie say “I’m going to the store” BRO IS RUNNING TO GET HIS SHOES ON 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ . I also know he’d just complain about the prices constantly like “$5 ?!?!? FOR HOTDOG BUNS ?!?” anyways I love him

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Mom, Dad, I really like Eddie

Maggie: Why not, Richie, Eddie is a very nice boy

Richie: No mom, I mean, I really like Eddie

Went: We heard you the first time, sweetie. You have a homosexual attraction to Eddie

[kalsiferdraws]

Shout out to the best parents in IT

[strangesickness]

thinking about maggie and went really awkwardly trying to let richie know they'd support him if he was gay without letting him know they basically are 100% sure he is gay... but they're really bad at it and it just ends with richie really confused about their taste in entertainment

richie is like. dead from finals at university and he's coming home from the summer and he's real excited to see his parents and he gets off the bus or train or whatever and went's like. "it's so good to see you son. also did you hear ellen is a lesbian? isn't that great!" and richie's just like?????? "yes dad thats. thats nice? its good to see you too?"

a year or so later he comes home and he's just trying to settle in and maggie's like "richie! come here, i think you'll really like this music!" and he comes into the living room and maggie is playing judas priest on her CD player and she's like "i think you'd really like them, they're called judas priest" and richie's like. "mom. mom are you okay? i introduced you to judas priest. remember? i made you buy me a new CD because you stole mine... DADDDD mags is acting weird." and maggie's just like. "rich, richie, did you hear? their lead singer is gay, isn't that cool?" and richie's just like.... "um. yes?"

went keeps trying to like. collect a list of lgbtq historical figures and he'll randomly pop into richie's room with "did you know oscar wilde was gay?" and richie's like. where in the world are you getting this information???

more later my assignments are NOT completing themselves

[seecarrun]

Sonia refuses to teach Eddie how to drive.

“It’s unsafe, Eddie-Bear,” she tells him whenever he brings it up to her. “Car accidents are the leading cause of death for kids and teenagers in Derry, after all.”

“I don’t think that’s true,” Mike tries to tell him as they work on the old farm truck, after he offers to let him take it on a spin around the property and Eddie turns it down, sadly.

“Yeah Eds,” Richie, who is hanging around, not helping as usual, chuckles, “pretty sure the leading cause of death for kids and teenagers in Derry is fucking killer sewer clowns.”

“Beep beep, dude,” Eddie snarls, as Mike cringes and shakes his head. “Either way, it doesn’t matter. She’s not gonna teach me, so I’m never gonna get the hours.”

They drop it for the afternoon, but Richie brings it up offhandedly later, as he’s eating dinner with his parents.

“Well, that won’t do,” Went says simply.

“What?” Richie asks.

“Yeah, what?” Maggie echoes.

Went just flashes a small grin and eats a bite of his pot roast. “I’ll teach the boy. If this simpleton can learn,” he chuckles gesturing to Richie, “surely Eddie will no trouble at all.”

Richie, beaming, jumps in to add, “He’s actually, like, a really good driver already. Mike used to let him drive his truck before he got too scared to drive it.”

Maggie frowns. “Went, if Sonia finds out…” she begins, but Went cuts her off.

“Mags, getting that kid behind the wheel of a car is the only way he’ll be able to escape that woman; otherwise he’s going to be at her mercy for the rest of her life.”

Maggie frowns, but her eyes harden. “You can use my station wagon.”

[cciirceee]

Derry, Maine, August 23th, 1931.

Excerpt found in Michael Hallon's office.

(I will find you in a million life times, I promise. )

[t4tozier]

tozier family core

[thelosers-club]

someone put eddie as richie’s canonical husband in his wiki page lmaoo

[darkcrowprincess]

Anne Hathaway is just my all time perfect fancast for Maggie Tozier:

This just screams Richie's mom to me. Especially as a teenage Maggie.

[asexual-juliet]

some of you mfs

[eddiekaspbrakirlsblog]

i am a believer in the track star eddie kaspbrak headcannon 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[incorrect-losers]

Went *Scolding Richie*: We are not mad, just disappointed

Maggie: No, we are mad

Went: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide

Maggie: No, we are not

Went: I’m not a mind reader, Margret!

[kyutepups]

Growing up Richie was definitely one of those kids that were like “You shouldn’t be grinding your teeth, my dads a dentist he told me so 🤓☝️” and bragged about his dad being a dentist cause he was so proud of it

[liv45no]

Richie, up on a ladder: I’m scared, dad!

Went, spreading his arms: do you trust me, son?

Richie: yes!

Went: come on, son!

Richie: *falls backwards off the ladder*

Went, walking away: rule number 1, never trust anybody.

[seecarrun]

“Oh my goodness, look at that little angel!” Maggie coos, practically ripping the phone out of Richie’s hands. “He looks just like Stan when he was a baby, doesn’t he, Went?”

Went looks at the picture of baby Georgie and nods sagely. “Spitting image.”

“Those curls,” Maggie gushes. “Stan always had such beautiful curly hair. Yours could have looked like that, Richie, if you bothered to actually take care of it.”

Eddie snickers, Richie rolls his eyes.

“Ugh,” Maggie huffs, begrudgingly handing the phone back to her son. “I wouldn’t mind a few grandchildren of my own, you know. I’m not getting any younger.”

“Mooom,” Richie groans.

“For god’s sake, Mags,” Went sighs. “Leave the boy alone with that, wouldja? It’s not like he can just pop one out of thin air. There’s extra steps now.”

“I’m just saying,” she says defensively, crossing her arms across her chest. “It’s not unheard of. I see a ton of celebrities living Richie’s lifestyle that have families.”

“My lifestyle?” Richie blanches, as Eddie continues to snicker into his coffee next to him. “What lifestyle?”

“Oh, you know, Rich,” Went says with a smirk. “Being a comedian. We were hoping it was just a phase, but alas.”

Eddie actually laughs out loud at that, so Richie elbows him in the side and rolls his eyes, though it does nothing to quell the laughter.

“Mom, you’re thinking of nice, upstanding gay celebrities…like NPH.”

“And Lance Bass!” Eddie adds in, oh so helpfully. “He had twins.”

Went hums in surprise like he’s actually interested to learn that new information. Couple of funny guys, apparently.

“Point is,” Richie continues, “no one is out there giving the dick joke closet case another human life to be responsible for.”

Maggie sighs, shaking her head. “Maybe you just need to settle down with a nice boy and become nice and upstanding then,” she tsks, and, to Richie’s horror, fucking gestures to Eddie, raising an eyebrow.

Thank god he doesn’t notice.

“Sure Ma,” he says, avoiding looking at Went’s shiteating grin and blushing up to his ears. “I’ll see what I can do.”