#magicalflyingtexts

[magicalflyingcow]

Do y'all, when reading, ever get so jazzed and full of ideas that you need to reread the same sentence like 5 times to actually absorb it? Like there is nothing wrong with the writing, in fact I can't read I because it is so good and my brain does the zoomies from excitement.

[magicalflyingcow]

One of my favorite things about living abroad in a non-English speaking country is the terribly written English on shirts. Sometimes it seems like it's done to avoid copyright, sometimes it seems that someone slammed their head on a keyboard and put that on a shirt.

[magicalflyingcow]

I did it. I made my very first TTRPG for the one-page game jam. It's a simple one, but play testing it was rather fun. Without further ado, I present to you...

A light at the end of the tunnel. This is it. Your life, as you know it, is over. As you step into the bright light, you see fluorescent bulbs dangling overhead and floating entities at computers answering phone calls. One particular entity ushers you into an office. The one behind the desk looks to you and says, "Looks like you're dead. Tough luck, kid. Welcome to Ghost Support."

In Ghost Support you play a ghost who needs to work off some no good deeds in order to live the good afterlife. You, along with some other ghosts, are being assigned to help the living. It’s your job to find the problems and fix them before it’s too late. But the living don't understand the dead; they often misconstrue their actions as spoOoOoky. Help the living without accidentally scaring them away in this short game for one storyteller and 1-4 ghosts!

[magicalflyingcow]

Hey Mutuals!

I’ve decided to make an art blog to encourage myself to make more art and just to share what I make. Trying to break free of those shackles of thinking my art isn’t good enough to post, so head on over to @magicalflyingart to support me and see how my art grows! Thanks!

[magicalflyingcow]

Y'all I just made a little animated pixel sprite. It is so stupid, but weirdly I am so proud of this little guy

[magicalflyingcow]

Anyone else trying to get into exercising in their thirties and their quads feel like when an elastic waistband gets too old and when you try to stretch it it makes a weird crunchy noise and has a tough time going back to it’s former shape? No? Just me?

[magicalflyingcow]

I'm in the process of making a website and woof this is hard. Gotta take nice photos of my products and like what do I even write?! I'm gonna wait until I get a new printer before making more stickers and attempting to photograph them. I am so not a photographer.

[magicalflyingcow]

Wow guys was anyone going to tell me how long making art takes? That's just too long

[magicalflyingcow]

Alright. I've made a new resume (or CV if you will) and then I go onto job searching sites and I gotta reenter my whole resume again?! Like why did I even type up and format this thing in the first place?!

[magicalflyingcow]

Got some new brushes for Procreate. Maybe I'll actually make some sort of art?!

[magicalflyingcow]

So I keep seeing people complain about this tumblr live thing and I have literally never seen it??? Is this just an area specific thing? I live in Taiwan so is Taiwan tumblr like exempt from that? No idea. But from the sound of it, I should be greatful

[magicalflyingcow]

I just finished making a huge batch of pierogies from scratch and I am so tired, my back hurts, and I'm sitting here wondering if my 31 year old ass is having so much trouble, how the hell did my like 90 year old grandma do this but like more every time we saw her like damn grandma you had some stamina

[magicalflyingcow]

My cat comes into the bathroom and starts meowing up a storm.

Me: I'm sorry, but I'm busy right now. I know it looks like I'm just sitting, but I'm also shitting and I need you to respect that.

[magicalflyingcow]

Is it just me or does anyone else also refuse to even look at blazed posts? Like that's just basically an ad right? Like maybe you aren't trying to sell something, but sometimes they are? And even if not, why you paying money to shove this post in my face? Stop it.

[magicalflyingcow]

I swear I can't have fun anymore. The last time I went out to a festival I caught Covid. It's been barely a month from there and after that beer festival two days ago, I'm feeling the same symptoms. Yesterday's test came back negative, but I feel like I should take another. Taking a shower shouldn't be this tiring :'((((

[magicalflyingcow]

Thought I’d try my hand at drawing some birds. This one is the Taiwan Barbet. It’s a bird that is endemic to Taiwan and is known as 五色鳥 (wu si niao) in the local language (Mandarin) which means five color bird. It has a deep throated “kokoko” chirp and is just the cutest thing I ever dang did see. It’s basically my favorite bird and I plan to get a tattoo of it some day. Anyway, here is my first attempt at a Taiwan Barbet.