#maid Ishmael

[bluarlequinno]

[mossy-green-aka-ferrythem]

Not gonna lie...

Erlking Heathcliff...

Is actually so hot.

I need to see him have grief-fueled sex with Maid Ishmael.

I need to see Maid Ishmael be plowed. I need to see her grabbing the sheets of a bed in that full outfit and moaning and biting the sheets and have her fingers dig into the sheets from how fucking good it feels.

yeah i'm normal.

[inkfiishy]

at your service ✨

[alfazoings]

fiish :33

[porkchopswithsalt]

Ryolly

[deflatedcat]

maid ishamael

[buzzbeezz7]

maid ishmael oh my god i can’t breath i need her the things i want her to do to me is insane i want hwr to eat me til i cry

[mortemdecay]

Fishmael I drew on the plane home last night

[applepies-and-starlight]

So.... the new ids.....

[otokeneko]

happy maid day apparently RI MAID + PONYTAIL WOOOOO

[colemckenzies]

paint me a sign, with — "no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor' — might as well kill both birds at once

HSKSKDHJD??

[ssnuemoon]

OH I KNOW WHATS GOING WRONG WITH MY MIDDLE BROTHER FIGHTS.

Its my sinking units they are buffing the enemy when they panic. I was wondering why they kept getting atk up even when I broke their guards. God fucking damn it spicebush and maid ish is fucking me over rn.

Not my favorite units being a detriment to the teammm

[melonisopod]

I really don’t know about Maid Ishmael cause her Uptie story suggests she’s kind of doting on Grinton in an almost obsessive way (it’s never made out to be explicitly romantic though) but the more I think about it the more I can see her being kind of like:

Grinton, chugging the bottle of hard liquor he keeps by his bedside: I need this so that I can sleep peacefully through the night.

Ishmael, eye twitching: Maybe a cup of chamomile tea would cause less despair?

[ryoshudoodles]

What's your favorite Ryoshu ID? :>

Oooooh hard to say. Every single Ryoshu is my favourite Ryoshu. Let me make an ID tier list

First. They are all S Tier. But allow me to explain my choices

Starting on Hold hands tier

Seven Ryoshu- She looks lovely, I just can't find a use for her in any of my teams so I haven't gotten as attached to her as I have to other IDs. I still love her tho. She's the coffee shop AU Ryoshu.

Warp Ryoshu- I use Warp shu a LOT. She was one of the first truly good IDs I got and has been carrying me ever since. I just don't find her as conceptually interesting as other IDs. She's simply a version of herself that is constantly free to give into her base instincts and violent tendencies.

I love you tier

Liu Ryoshu- It is no secret that I find Liu Ryoshu extremely sexy. And that is just one of the reasons why I like her. It's fun to imagine what kind of interactions she would have with the Ishmael and Rodya of that mirror world.

Yurodivy Ryoshu- The hottest things a woman can be is: deranged and a communist.

Chef Ryoshu- Chef Ryoshu is a really fun ID. Just like warp, it's an ID where she's even more enabled than base Ryoshu but I find the tone of it immensely comedic simply because of her complete inability to cook. I like to imagine that it takes a dozen tries before one pie eventually comes out right.

Sweet awful princess tier

Base Ryoshu- Base Ryoshu is the Ryoshu that made this all possible. I just adore her to bits in ways I can't explain. She's such a fun twist on the edgelord lonewolf starving artist gone mad archetypes all in one.

LCCB Ryoshu- I wrote a whole fanfic about this one. Naturally, I've grown attached to her to an unnatural degree, even if I don't actually use her that much in game. Besides being straight-up adorable, gun shu is very interesting under a narrative microscope. She's way more calm and obedient, and I think that is caused by her not being as close and personal with her art.

Kurokumo Ryoshu: She's the first Ryoshu ID I ever got. I used her for a long time because I was SO HAPPY that I finally had one ID of her. Again, very violent ID, but there's so much room to imagine what it would be like for the Gang of idiots to interact. Besides, her design is just gorgeous. I want more tattooed IDs for her.

Maid Ryoshu: This ID is really an outlier among all the others. It's Ryoshu's kindest self, but without losing what makes her Ryoshu. She's still scary, violent and strong, but it really shows that even she can be caring. Before TKT it was one of the few things we could point to to demonstrate that she wasn't just a one note character (since not everyone reads the source material). Also I made a really... really silly bet with one of my friends because of her and I don't know what I'm gonna do now.

Thanks for asking :D

[soft-hardboy]

waiter more ids please! theres a handful of new ones, all listed on his little document, but ill go over them here too!

Shi Association South Section 5 Kiya - Not very clumsy but prone to not being good at stealth due to his size and being prone to getting into arguments about tactics!

Pequod Second Mate Kiya - This one was literally a joke from a friend (@/alecto-class-nhp-nue) cause I joke about a Vengeance Trio Polycule (kiya, heathcliff, ishmael because their plots ya know) and I was told to swap Yi Sang for Kiya and i went "NOO!!!! YI SANG NEEDS HIS SMILE!" so this exists now also he has a sword made of mermaid teeth. it sings.

Acro Workshop Representative Kiya - This is his Canto ID, mechanical kit also mocked up by the above friend. Humorously, not a bad end ID in the sense of like N-clair or Ahabmael

Edgar Family Butler Kiya - He got put back into the hospitality industry after running away from it. Normally he wears the maid dress, but also he has the punching from the Wuthering Heights Butlers. It's very funny!

Kurokumo Clan Wakashu Kiya - My notes on him is that he refuses to wear the normal dress shirt and wears a sukajan instead and it pisses off everyone else hfjhjhjfjhfj

Liu Association South Section 4 Kiya - The joke here is that he's in the section with all the women!!! And uses a weapon!!! Also that he came to me in my dreams, still so confused about that

Seven Association Kiya - He's not an actual ID but the idea of a Fixer who is here exclusively to cook little tea biscuits is funny to me okay

[walkswithmyfather]

Genesis 18:1-15 (NASB). “Now the LORD appeared to him by the oaks of Mamre, while he was sitting at the tent door in the heat of the day. When he lifted up his eyes and looked, behold, three men were standing opposite him; and when he saw them, he ran from the tent door to meet them and bowed himself to the earth, and said, ‘My Lord, if now I have found favor in Your sight, please do not pass Your servant by. ‘Please let a little water be brought and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree; and I will bring a piece of bread, that you may refresh yourselves; after that you may go on, since you have visited your servant." And they said, ‘So do, as you have said."

So Abraham hurried into the tent to Sarah, and said, ‘Quickly, prepare three measures of fine flour, knead it and make bread cakes." Abraham also ran to the herd, and took a tender and choice calf and gave it to the servant, and he hurried to prepare it. He took curds and milk and the calf which he had prepared, and placed it before them; and he was standing by them under the tree as they ate.

Then they said to him, "Where is Sarah your wife?" And he said, “There, in the tent." He said, ``I will surely return to you at this time next year; and behold, Sarah your wife will have a son.” And Sarah was listening at the tent door, which was behind him.

Now Abraham and Sarah were old, advanced in age; Sarah was past childbearing. Sarah laughed to herself, saying, "After I have become old, shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?" And the LORD said to Abraham, ‘Why did Sarah laugh, saying, ‘Shall I indeed bear a child, when I am so old?' “Is anything too difficult for the LORD? At the appointed time I will return to you, at this time next year, and Sarah will have a son." Sarah denied it however, saying, “I did not laugh"; for she was afraid. And He said, "No, but you did laugh."

“Laughing at the Impossible” By In Touch Ministries:

“God is able to do far more in your life than you can possibly imagine.”

“Sarah was approaching age 90 when she overheard a mysterious visitor tell her husband that she’d give birth to her first child in a year’s time. Sarah thought she was alone and unseen when she laughed in disbelief, but God revealed to Abraham how she’d reacted (Gen. 18:13-15). Sarah tried denying it, but the exchange emphasizes that nothing—not even a weary laugh—is hidden from God.

In fact, it wasn’t the first time Sarah had heard this promise. God had previously told her nearly century-old husband that she would give birth and the boy’s name would be Isaac (Genesis 17:15-22). Abraham had fathered one child, Ishmael, with Sarah’s Egyptian maid Hagar. But now God was saying the son born to Sarah in her old age would be heir to an earlier promise: that Abraham would be the father of a great nation (Genesis 12:2-3).

Sarah’s disbelief did not disqualify her from receiving the miraculous blessing God promised—and which the mysterious visitor had described with such clarity. God’s plans were far greater than her very understandable doubts. And after Sarah’s lifetime of infertility, her pregnancy would drive home an important lesson: Our supernatural God isn’t limited by what we label as “impossible.”

[Photo by Muhamad Rizal Firmansyah at Unsplash].