Stumbled on this illustration on pinterest and immediately knew exactly what to do with it
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Una: did you give anyone good grades? Cus at this point I don't think so.
Pelia: well there was one
Scotty: only one! You cannit be serious.
Una: who was this apparent perfect person
Pelia: Amanda's daughter, Michael Burnham.
Pike, who had not heard any of the previous conversation and is now panicking at the mention of Michael,almost dropping a roast chicken: SHE IS DEAD! SHE'S DEAD I SWEAR SHE'S DEAD
Spock, who also hadn't heard the conversation: ITS TRUE I WAS THERE SHE WENT BOOM!, BIG OLD RED LIGHT, BANG, THEN DEAD!
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BONUS:
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Laurence: “I am dreadfully sorry we did not tell you earlier, Temeraire.”
Temeraire: “Oh, it is not that (I have known about you and Tharkay for months now, really it is no great big secret…), it is just… must you call him ‘my Dear’?”
Laurence: “…”)
Me posting something without granby in it??? Who even am I???????
Oh also I have no idea how to draw dragons but I tried!!!
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It's really cool that Dear was nicknamed Dear like we had all wished, but it would've been really really funny if Erik just went "🖕" and chose a different name instead.
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Being so honest I read dark rise, reread all of captive prince, and then reread dark rise, and that whole time anytime I thought of James and Laurent I would think “I’m just like you,,, you’re just like me…”
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Tag yourself
Cupman, Mughead, The-Clown-That-Hides-In-Your-Closet, Dying Inside, Old Man War Flashbacks, Knockoff Kermit #1, Knockoff Kermit #2, and Chef on Crack
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pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people
thanks for the tags forever ago @part-time-deranged and @elviehun i do notice <3
s - sugar by brockhampton
u - unfucktheworld by angel olsen
g - going to pasalacqua by green day
a - amity gardens by fountains of wayne
r - rose parade by elliott smith
h - hold the light by lp
i - i wanna be adored by the stone roses
l - love my way by the psychedelic furs
l - lua by bright eyes
p - plasticine by placebo
a - awful by hole
r - rhymes of an hour by mazzy star
k - kids in '99 by death cab for cutie
bold assumption that i'd know 13 of my followers who haven't already done it and actually wanna interact with me to tag and i won't do it but tagging @libraryspectre @beanie-twink @dearings from my recents and @gnome-cleric @pyrchance and @100percent-unimpressed my beloveds in case you wanna(/again).
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