#making up their ship name cuz idk it lol

[mikoth]

I got tired of lurkin around so i decided to post this au I came up with suddenly where the emotions are like magical n shit and they fight mfs who try to hurt Riley or something idk lol

These two idiots are named Ennui The Soul Destroying Fiend (if any of yall get the reference, bless u 🙏) and Anger The Just Punisher. Ennui is a blackmagic mage witch wizard? cuz of course and Anger is a berserker who came from a volcano or something idk I'm making shit up as I go

also i ship these assholes lmao. im mad that they didnt interact. that shit woulda been funny as hell

also if I post anymore of these two, it's mostly gonna be human version because they're both hard to draw in their original versions 😭

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Tw blood (alien blood)

"Welcome home lil pup" is a non-canonical sidestory I did from my bro's @himbo-in-limbo yautja raian x reader story, but focuses into a father-daughter relationship between yautja! Ohma and Ane (has more fluff but still containing the gruesome bloody fights cuz...kengan and predators lol)

Headcanons cuz I can't help myself:

Ane was the one who found Ohma while he was on a hunt on a forest that was close to the orphanage she lived back in earth.

Ohma didn't know Ane followed him until they were already lightyears away from earth lmao (i don't know how she did it either).

The other yautjas were just as surprised she managed to enter the ship without activating anything.

Ane tends to be loud when walking (humming, jumping, etc) so the bells aren't really necessary, but also she hated how loud the bell was in her ears. Ohma seeing her discomfort told the other guards to take the bell collar.

Ane is quite clingy with ohma, not sure why but she just won't leave his side.

Ohma wasn't much attached to her in the first few weeks, he didn't hate her or was cold to her but he was not used to having a small creature following him around lol, but after a lil accident they had he swored to never let her out his sight unless they were someone (maids or ysutjas he trusted) watching over her.

I feel like he'd start slowing his pace so Ane was infront of him when walking to other rooms in the ship or he'd just carry her around.

He wouldn't notice he imprinted on her after a few days that he known her, the other yautjas noticed his increased aggressivines when it came to her but didn't dare to say anything. Unlike the maids who seemed to find it amusing and almost cute in a way.

Ane always wakes up in ohmas chest or under his arm, she tends to move a lot in her sleep so whenever ohma felt her presence being a lil too far he would instictively put her close to him even if he is deep in sleep.

Even when he wakes up first he stays in thr room until she's awake, mabey he does stretches idk

She mostly wears her pink dress but unless there was some sort of celebration she would dress in the appropiate outfit. (And not cuz I didn't think into giving her braids, nope, not at all :') )

She isn't scared of Raian unlike other pups, even talks back to him or calls him names when he's being rude or growls at her, but she still is nice to him (sometimes....)

Man litteraly could squish her like a bug but she just unfazed (also ohma throws them hands everytime raian gets a lil too close or makes her cry)

All and all Ohma lover her very much and will litteraly rip the ship apart if anyone dares to take her away or hurt her <333

[deafeningfanlight]

Okay, I think I will get a bit of hate comments for this TSAMS confession… BUT(T) IDC! I’m gonna say it anyway CUZ FREEDOM! >:D

So, over the past few weeks or so, I was often scrolling through Tumblr BECAUSE OF MY GODDAMN WRITER'S BLOCK [I wanna die :'D SO MANY IDEAS BUT MY BRAIN FLIPPED ME OFF AND SAID "I'm gonna make your life a living hell and you can't DO NOTHING ABOUT IT >:D"].

And with scrolling through Tumblr , YOU STUMBLE UPON ENDLESS AMOUNT OF DRAMA AND HATE! :’D And currently, I often read that apparently, a group of SolarMoon shippers, I think, sent people, who DON'T ship it and are most of the time MINORS, gore pictures through links or something??? IDK IT'S MORE CONFUSING AND MESSIER THAN FNAF LORE QWQ I think that's where the hatred towards SolarMoon shippers comes from: First, from the "the ChOsEn SolarMOon ShiPperS group" [Just a made-up name lol XD] and secondly, because of this debate wherever it's incest or not. But hey, that's just a theory, A TSAMS THEORY! :D

And to finally add my silly opinion to it because of this hate I REALLY MUCH SAW: This is JUST a toxic minority of the SolarMoon shippers! Yeah, maybe some will now type out "No WaY >:O" BUT YES, THIS ISN’T IMPOSSIBLE, I KNOW – SHOCKING REVELATION THAT WILL CHANGE HUMANITY FOREVER! >:D AND I HAVE A REASONING! BASED ON FACTS! The toxic minority is ALWAYS the loudest, but that doesn't mean that you, JUST SOME OF YOU DON'T TWIST MY WORDS, have to come to the conclusion that all are like that! It's like, idk, saying that all pizzas are bad because of one baker who put snake poison instead of tomato sauce on it QWQ Okay, that was a bad metaphor, but YOU GET MY THOUGHT-PROCESS XD

But report and block them if you’ve got such links or photos from those SolarMoon shippers though! What they do is inexcusable, stupid and just such a waste of time! And it’s SOOO immature, and that says a thirteen-year-old who was the mentality of a ten-year old! XD

And they’re also hated by the SolarMoon community and this group is barely part of this community and barely ever was, so don’t put the blame on them! You can’t just use them as scapegoats! They’ve got nothing to do with this stupid group! And this group seems like being barely SolarMoon shipper anymore – They’re just sending aimless gore pictures and hate towards people who just want to have peace!

So, with that, let people ship whatever they want AND YES IT INCLUDES SOLARMOON AS WELL IDC WHATCHA ALL THINK FROM ME NOW, IT CAN’T HURT YOU AND IT’S NOT REAL! QWQ And this group of SolarMoon shippers is JUST A MINORITY WHO SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIS PLATTFORM BECAUSE OF THEIR STUPID ACTIONS!

So, if I got something wrong, please inform or correct me POLITELY! We all are just some TSAMS fans who wanna have silly and harmless fun! :3

SQUISHY HAS SPOKEN!!

Thanks for listening to my silly lil' opinion, AND TUNG!

qëndroni të sigurt! <3

[treefory]

Came up with some lore for my bugsnax X slime rancher au

Half baked lore under the cut

So basically the expedition (13 strong) follows elizabert the space explorer to a planet far far away and settles there in order to explore the far far range. While there, her and her team farm slimes for profit.

Filbo the deputy mayor wanders around the ranch talking with its residents and making sure things are going smoothly but it’s not like he can really do anything if thing don’t. He doesn’t have any slimes because they all turn into tar at some point. He’s responsible for multiple tar outbreaks

Wambus the farmer attempts to farm the different fruits and vegetables on the ranch. Has an ongoing rivalry with Gramble because he doesn’t want to give up his chicken for food. He is often lonely from his wife triffany alway being away. Has a tangle smile

Beffica the socialite came to escape her crimes. Idk why she’s here lol. She has a couple of tabby slimes

Gramble came here to start a slime ranch But he instead has multiple chicken coops and each chicken has a name. Has an ongoing rivalry with wambus because he can’t give up any of hIs chicken to feed grumpuses with. Gramble takes care of wiggles crystal slime

Triffany travels the far far range in search of ancient history. When away from the ranch she can often be found in the ancient ruins. She has some rock slimes that her husband wambus takes care of while she’s away.

Wiggle came here not for money but for music! She travels the far far range for some inspiration for her next big hit. But back on the ranch she has a shiny crystal smile waiting for her that Gramble watches over.

Cromdo came here for the big bucks and is often near the plot collector thing. He keeps track of the stock market but constantly makes bad investments. He goes out and collects any plorts that he might find to sell. He doesn’t have a slime of his own but wishes he had a gold slime or a lucky slime

Chandlo came here to test his strength. He lives with his boyfriend snorpy on a mini ranch. He has an assortment of the more dangerous slimes that he takes care of, most of which are dangerous largo combinations but he’s strong enough to manage them all. He makes all the ranch stuff around the ranch

Snorpy is here because his friend (with benefits) Chandlo is here. He spends most of his time inside cooped up in his conspiracies and inventions. He is responsible for all your vac upgrades as well. He has no pet slime because he thinks they are works of the Grumpinati but has an “enslaved product of the grumpinati” instead that’s just a fire slime that lives in his forge. He mans the mechanical stuff on the ranch

Floofty the scientist is here to study plorts and how they could be used in society. Not sure if they cut their leg off in this AU cuz they don’t really have a reason to. They collect slimes that they perform experiments on. They’d have a pet tar if they could but instead they have a ranch of quantum slimes

Shelda the idk the spiritual one came to do fuck all. She hangs out at the ranch just straight vibing and giving guidance when needed. She says that she’s not here for money and to not give into greed but can be caught putting plorts in the plort thingy, girly gots medical bills to pay idk what to tell you. She has her own personal puddle slime

Eggabell is the ranch's residential doctor. She cares for everyone, especially her wife Liz. Tends to work with Floofty on their science projects that involve medicine to make herself feel useful. she gets a cute lil pink slime

Elizabert (Liz for short) is the ranch leader. She brought everyone here after she discovered the far far range. She often spends her days traveling around the island bringing back what she finds for the ranch and making maps. She has her own hunter slimes back on the ranch but keeps one that goes on all her adventures

At some point the journalist will show up and land at the wrong place. As they spend the night in their ship, slimes get in somehow and turn into tars wich end up kinda destroying the ship. But Filbo finds you then takes you to the ranch but it’s empty ofc. He says that Liz and egg went on an adventure together but never came back, then the fight happens and everyone leaves. Now you have to do his job and bring everyone back to the ranch.

But the real question is where is Liz and egg??? Man I don’t know but I still want hard boiled egg and Liz’s hunter slime to team up

And that’s it for now. I’d love to hear anything you might want to add!!

[ilovejoll]

NEW PINNED CUZ UHH YEAH >.< uwwaahh

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[randokatz]

APH CREW SHIP NAMES

(BUT COOLER‼️)

Since I'm in the Lego ninjago fandom (aka the fandom with THE BEST ship names) I've decided to take it apon myself to create rlly cool and awesome list of ship names for the aph crew

DIS-FUCKING-CLAIMER

I do NOT. ship every ship you see in this post. If u see a ship u dislike, that's fine, don't harass me or others who might ship it this is jst 4 fun.

LET'S GOOOOO

Aaron x Aphmau: ew /hj, scars, cuts,

- Red colour of blood, & purple colour of bruises it made sense 2 me

Aaron x Ein; opposites

-pretty obvious

Aaron x Kim: apple

-red apple green leaf

Aaron x Mac: primary, maroon

Aaron x Nana: caked fur

-they got primary colours

-idk it sounded cool

-ultima Aaron, + Nana like 2 bake

Aaron x Noi: fire

-red & orange are the main colours of fire so it made sense ig

Aaron x Pierce: opposites, blue blood

-same as ein but I chose blue blood cuz deamos have diff colour blood & normal blood is red so ye

Aaron x zane: midnight, blood moon

-I feel like blood moon makes more sense cuz yk zanes all dark and emo

Aphmau x Ein: analogous, galaxy

-there colours r beside each other so they look nice & galaxy cuz blue & purple are the main colours when u think of one

Aphmau x kim: feather

-aph has Irene's wings purple and teal r cool brid colours

Aphmau x mac: complementary

-self explanatory

Aphmau x Nana: sweet potato

-ONE OF MY FAVE RAGH

Aphmau x Noi: fragrant, orange lavender

- orange & lavender apparently taste/smell good 2gether, 2nd 1 is self explanatory

Aphmau x Pierce: navy

-purple and blue make navy

Aphmau x Zane: black lavender, mist

-1st is obv 2nd mist is dark but also calm like the smell/colour of lavender

Ein x kim: glasses,

-Ein can't rlly read Kim likes books

Ein x mac: Ena /j

-I couldn't think of any srry lol

Ein x Nana: exploding cupcakes,

-Nana's r always great this one's a bit long tho

Ein x Noi: complimentary,

-self explanatory + I couldn't think of anything else

Ein x Pierce: piercing

- cuz I said so

Ein x Zane: bombs

-they both work on bombs n stuff (also ref 2 that 1 vid where they fall inlove)

Kim x Mac: nature

-Kim's all teal/green and Mac likes giraffes

Kim x Nana: cook book

-again Nana at it again with the best names

Kim x Noi: fantasy

-Kim likes books Noi is a deamos from another realm

Kim x Pierce: tertiary

-there a mix of primary&secondary colours

Kim x Zane: nerds, sci-fi

-I don't think I need 2 explain

Mac x Nana: exotic

-Nana bakes giraffes r cool mix em together boom exotic ass cupcakes

Mac x Noi: sunset

-simaller 2 Aaron there right beside each other & r colours in sunsets

Mac x Pierce: Ena /j

-again I'm srry mac

Mac x Zane: bumblebee, bees

-NVM MAC PULLING UP⁉️

Nana x Noi: cupcake, Sweet's

-There both cuties

Nana x Pierce: bby shower(get it cuz), cotton candy

-1st ones a joke but they both got them cotton candy colours

Nana x Zane: catnip, robo kitty,

- cat rlly explain the first one but the second one is just based off that one animation meme trend

Noi x Pierce: deamos, dusk, dawn

-very boring but the pics of dusk & dawn I found had rlly pretty mixes of blue and orange

Noi x Zane: pornhub,(JOKE) Halloween, autumn, Lantern

-there colours r great! (Not just cuz of the 1st one sicko) lanterns my personal fav

Pierce x Zane: Android

- again don't rlly know how 2 explain it, it jst seemed right

AND THAT'S IT GOD THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST

[hobiebrownismygod]

My OC but I can't draw - The Widow

Maitreyi Jokhar (she/her & South Indian), Earth-206202, Present day, Spider-man/Black Widow (kind of) variant

I doubt anyone's gonna see this, but if you do and you like my character, let me know, cuz idk whether I should try to write stuff about her like other creators on Tumblr or if I should just keep her within the confinement of my mind lol.

Summary: She's basically the Black Widow if she was Spider-man and Indian. She went through a very similar process as the MCU Black Widow when it comes to her backstory. As for her suit, I got inspiration from Cindy Moon/Silk Spider and she basically wears a black face mask with a silver and black suit with straight black pants/jeans over them. She has her black hair pulled back in a braid that falls to her mid-back with curtain bangs to frame her face. For her backstory, I tried to make it as accurate to the MCU universe as I could because shes a product of H.Y.D.R.A, and I also tried to follow the storyline of ATSV but if there are any mistakes, please correct me! I made her bisexual and it'll briefly mention that below too. I'm going to ship her with Hobie Brown, cuz I'm obsessed with him, so some of that will be down as well. If you have any feedback or anything, that would be greatly appreciated, because I'm still pretty new to Tumblr and this is my first Spider-sona/OC! Also, if anyone can think of a better name for her, please let me know, cuz "The Widow" feels kind of cliche, lol.

This is a MEDIUM-LENGTH POST (About 1.2k words)

Backstory, Personality, Looks, Relationship, Fighting Style and Canon Events are all under the cut! 💜

I think I gave her too much trauma but whatever, character development and all that great stuff :p

Backstory:

Kidnapped and sold into child trafficking at the age of 5

Eventually forced into the Red Room/Black Widow Program from the ages of 7-14(the same one that Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow was subject to)

In this universe, the Red Room Program is an extension of Hydra

Chosen to be part of one of Hydra's new super-soldier experiments at the age of 15 after hundreds of failed attempts at replicated the super-serum used on Captain America during WWII

Gave her the same powers as the normal Spider-man except she has a limited amount of webs and has fangs which inject extremely deadly venom

Continued to be trained by Hydra until the age of 16, when the Avengers of her universe were finally able to find the base and invade it

Captain America/Steve Rogers of her universe took her in and treated her like a daughter, because she reminded him of Bucky who he lost in the war

She became an Avenger until her universe's version of Avengers Infinity War happened, except they weren't able to bring everyone back, and they were only able to get rid of the infinity stones

Half of the universe disappeared, including most of her Avenger friends

The world blamed superheroes for this and superheroes were no longer revered in this universe and were instead hated

She gave up her mask until she was eventually recruited by Miguel at the age of 18, only a few months after she gave it up

Looks:

I can't draw her out but this is what I imagine her to look like in my head

Fairly short, about 5'5ish

Black hair that she pulls back into a loose braid that falls to her mid-back with curtain bangs framing her face

Medium brown skin cuz she's South Indian, so probably an almond brown color with big dark brown eyes and long lashes

Wears a black face mask instead of a normal Spider-man mask, kind of like Silk/Cindy Moon's

Her suit is a black and silver spider-man suit and she wears straight black pants, kind of like straight jeans over them.

Has a big silver spider emblem on her back

Fingerless gloves to make it easier to stick onto walls

Has a side pocket in her pants where she hides a knife given to her by her version of Aunt May (expanded on in the canon events section of the post below)

Personality:

Cold, and doesn't really like to open up to people because of her trauma

When she does open up it comes out very emotionally and she kind of bursts

She has anger issues, and can get pretty heated, especially if she's performed badly during a mission or missed a punch during a fight

She beats herself up over little things, and expects perfection from herself (trauma)

She has a punching bag for this reason and she's always in the conditioning/training area of the Spider Society, trying to be better, to be the best

Despite this, she's really gentle and quiet around people she cares about (Hobie, Margo, Pav, etc...)

Doesn't enjoy physical touch unless its from someone she really cares about or feels safe around

Her love language is physical touch and quality time and if she's around someone she cares about, she'll constantly be touching them, whether its holding their hand, holding their finger or having her arm around their waist

Doesn't crack jokes like the average spider-man, has a very dry sense of humor when she does make jokes

Once someone get really close to her, she'll never let them go, always being really clingy and hugging on to them, cuz shes afraid of losing them like she lost everyone else

She never got the chance to be a kid, so she can seem a little clingy and childish at times.

She tries hard not to be, but its so difficult when she's so afraid of being alone again

Fighting Style:

She's very acrobatic

She tends to fight differently than the average Spider-person because she was trained to be more of an assassin

Uses anything in the environment she can get her hands on, like sticks, knives, sharp rocks, even pencils

Shes very handy with guns

Stopped holding back her punches after her canon event (expanded on in the canon events section of this post below)

Relationships:

After joining the Spider-Society, she met Hobie Brown and fell head over heels for him, although she would never admit it

He reminded her of Captain America/Steve cuz of how vocal Hobie is about his values and beliefs

Steve was the same way and she always admired that so it fueled her crush on Hobie

They became friends shortly after she arrived

She told Hobie about how people in her universe don't like superheroes after what happened and he immediately asked her if she wanted to stay with him in his dimension instead

She got very flustered but eventually said yes and now she stays in his spare room

He's trying to teach her how to play the guitar, but she's not that good at it

But she has a really nice singing voice

Sometimes she'll sit down next to Hobie when he plays the guitar and softly sing along to the music with her head on her knees

Its comforting for her and she likes being around him

Maitreyi isn't ACAB like Hobie, but she supports him either way, going with him to protests and being in the audience when his band plays

Since she was brought up in present-day she doesn't have as many bad experiences with racism as he does, but she, as a brown-skinned individual, has dealt with it before

She found that after moving to Brooklyn, there was a lot of prejudice against dark-skinned people, especially since she lived in the upscale, predominantly white neighborhood with her version of Aunt May

Because of this, she can somewhat relate to him, but not on the same level

Maitreyi also became close with Margo Kess/Spider-byte

They clicked when they first met

Margo likes to show Maitreyi all the cool tech she makes because her universe is a lot more advanced than Maitreyi's

She loves silently sitting in the corner while Margo works because she feels safe with her

She and Pavitr immediately clicked when they first met

Hobie introduced her to him and she was absolutely in awe of this optimistic, colorful young man who was basically the exact opposite of her in personality terms

They're both South Indian so they quickly bonded over their shared culture

Despite Maitreyi being South Indian, she does speak some Hindi, along with German, English and Russian

She doesn't speak her mother-tongue or even know what it is because she was taken from her parents so young, but she tried to learn Hindi after moving to Brooklyn because she wanted to be closer to her culture

Pav and Maitreyi talk in Hindi to each other sometimes, which confused Hobie whenever he's with them

She looks up to Miguel O'Hara

She thinks he's a good leader and aspires to be like him, even though she hates his justification of canon events

They have similar powers (they both have fangs) and he taught her how to talk without showing her fangs so she can be less intimidating

She likes Mexican food and they often go to the cafeteria together to eat empanadas and etc...

Both of them enjoy silence and quality time, so when they do get food together, they don't talk, they just quietly enjoy the vibes

Its the same with Jess Drew

She thinks she's freaking awesome

Jess was Maitreyi's mentor, similarly to how she was Gwen's mentor in ATSV

Jess taught her how to drive a motorcycle and she fell in love with it

Sometimes when she needs to blow off steam, she'll ask Jess to take her motorcycle out for a drive (She'll always say yes)

She does NOT like Peter B. Parker

She doesn't find him funny and doesn't like his vibes

She doesn't appreciate the fact that he brings his baby on dangerous missions, because she has a major spot spot for children

She DOES however love Mayday

She especially loves babysitting her with Hobie and watching him play with her

She finds it very comforting and sometimes she'll find herself staring at Hobie, just admiring his features and his voice and has to snap herself back to reality before he notices

He 100% has no idea about her major crush on him because he's kind of dense about those things

Also she's not vocal about it and tries her best to be inconspicuous about how attracted she is to him

Canon Events:

Maitreyi's first canon event was the experiment in which she gained her powers

It functions as her version of the "Spider-bite"

Her second canon event was losing Gwen Stacy

After being saved from H.Y.D.R.A. by the Avengers, she tried to live her life out as a normal teenager, under the protection of the S.H.I.E.L.D.

S.H.I.E.L.D wanted her to assimilate with the public quickly in order to prevent the possibility of her falling under the influence of H.Y.D.R.A again, and believed that by engaging with people her age and creating emotional connections, it wouldn't happen

They allowed her to use her powers to protect Brooklyn as they wanted her to hone her abilities in a safe way, while also being able to ward off the possibility of Kingpin, Green Goblin or any of the other New York villains becoming Avengers-level threats

She was given a new name, Mary-Jane Watson, and sent to live in Brooklyn under the protection of May Parker, a retired S.H.I.E.L.D agent

She met Gwen Stacy at Brooklyn High and fell in love with her

They dated for a few months and Gwen quickly found out that she was Spider-woman

Maitreyi lost Gwen Stacy during a battle with her nemesis, Norman Osborne/Green Goblin

Maitreyi dropped out of school immediately after Gwen's death and turned her attention toward becoming a full-time Avenger

She also got rid of the alias, Mary-Jane Watson, because she wasn't fond of it in the first place and started using her original name instead

Her third canon event was losing her mentor, Steve Rogers/Captain America

In her universe's version of MCU Infinity War, where Thanos collected all the infinity stones, they were only able to stop him by killing him

Thanos destroyed the stones right before he died, and dusted away 50% of the population

Iron Man/Tony Stark was one of those 50% and therefore, they were never able to travel back in time to get the stones or do any of the things that happened in MCU Endgame

Steve Rogers was one of the people who was snapped away as well and Maitreyi held his hand as he died

Her fourth canon event was giving up her mask

Only a week after Thanos happened, she threw away her mask and went back to live with May, who was perfectly willing to house her

About two months after she gave up her mask, Miguel approached her and asked to recruit her to the Spider-Society

At first she was hesitant, but she accepted, taking back her mask and once again becoming, The Widow

This is all before the events of ATSV by the way, I have no idea how I'm gonna introduce her to ATSV-Gwen Stacy or Miles yet lol

You must be exhausted from reading all this, so here's a Hobie to refresh you!

Definitely one of my favorite pictures of him, he's so gorgeous mwah

[girl-named-matty]

20 questions for fic writers

thank you for the tag @rypnami <33

How many works do you have on AO3? Seven currently! Idk how many more there will be but for now it's seven!

What's your total AO3 word count? 627,138!

What fandoms do you write for? Hogwarts Legacy but I'm more currently writing for a different fandom.

Top five fics by kudos? Passion || Sebastian Sallow is my most popular fic!

Do you respond to comments? Yes. I sometimes forget I have ao3 ngl but 99% of the time I respond to comments on wattpad if I can remember.

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Usually I try to give happy endings to stories because I'm that kind of person. So towards the end I'll have something angsty but the very end will usually end on a better note. But In The Shadow of Her has a decently angsty towards the end because it follows along with the game and In The Shadow of Magic has is angstier towards the end for several reasons lol.

What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Honestly--outside of my full fics, my one shot "Moving in" probably has the happiest ending.

Do you get hate on fics? Perhaps??? I'm not really sure. I've gotten a few off-handed comments that make me go "???" and any hate comments have been very rare.

Do you write smut? Lol nope and I never will. I'm okay with writing stories without it.

Craziest crossover? Ummm I can't really remember ever writing a crossover but me and my bsf would joke about Sebastian and Ominis going to a Jackson Wang party so?? Does that count? 😂

Have you ever had a fic stolen? YES ACTUALLY LOL. It was ages ago and I was literally like 12 y'all HAHA. The fic wasn't even GOOD but it was on Wattpad and got reposted on NovelHD. It was crazy for me to find out ngl. I didn't really care, especially cuz the fic was garbage (in my opinion now) but yeah LOL.

Have you ever had a fic translated? Not that I can recall.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes. Many times. Me and my old fandom buddies from a long time ago would do it.

All time favorite ship? AAAAAAA. I hate this question because I can never decide lol. I don't really have a favorite ship but I do have some I like. I'm not going to say any outside of the HL fandom but I will name a few from my friends. @rypnami's Jamie and Jack have had my heart for so long <3 @morelikeravenbore's Aurelie and Sebastian. Ugh I just love them sm <3 @catohphm's Danny x Adelaide is SUPER cute and I love it sm <3 @keri-mcberry Keri x Sebastian OHHH MY GOSH. Keri is literally my favorite artist and everything from her is just so cute and adorable and omg I love it. <3 @boxdstars Amara x Natty. Super adorable, super funny. Props out to Natty for dealing with Amara. Love them sm <33

What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? My old fanfics from old fandoms that have just been sitting on my computer for four years LOL.

What are your writing strengths? Fluff, usually. I'm good at Angst too. Romance eehhh kinda?? I've never been in a relationship so I don't really know how it works but I've written several relationships that I think were good.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language? I used to do this a lot actually. But I doubt 100% of it was correct. Now that I'm older, I definitely hesitate more with it. But I think it's super cool and I planned on doing it for my fics but my MC's first language is Irish (Gaeilge, Irish Gaelic whatever you wanna call it lol) and in the 1800's it was even harder than it is today SOOOO in order to avoid mess ups, I just used one-word expressions most of the time.

First fandom you wrote in? Oh gosh, I can't even remember. Maybe it was Merlin??? Spirit Animals?? I don't even remember cuz it was so long ago.

Favorite fic you've written? My favorite fic is probably not even and HL one LOL. But to keep it HL, all of my books have a special place in my heart and I really can't choose. Some of them have strengths over others and that much is clear but idk if I'd ever be able to choose.

No twentieth question - I LOVE YOU GUYS AND THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME YAP LOL <3

tagging: @plxnetn1ne, @endeavour12345, @superconductivebean and anyone else who wants to join in and talk abt their writing! <3

[sadiecoocoo]

Love the ship but why do they have to call it mortycest that sounds so gross

FR!!! Like, that just makes it sound like a proship (I still don’t know if selfcest counts as a proship and I’m scared to know the answer). I mean, I get why it’d be difficult to come up with ship names for all the Morty’s cuz they all basically have the same name, especially when ur shipping a different Morty with Morty Prime since he’s usually just referred to as Morty… I mean, with say slick and the one glasses Morty (idk what he’s actually called so I just call him that) the ship name could be slick glasses or some shit (an unfortunate ship name ngl) but then what am I supposed to do with EMorty and Morty??? Cuz I can’t use prime or C-137 since that mainly refers to Rick prime and Rick c-137! We need to figure out a better name for this! I mean I call EMorty Evan in all my fics and headcannons so maybe it could be morvan? Evort??? God, ship names r difficult

Sry for the rant lol

[butterflies-and-roaches]

Stuff about stuff

(Please read if you want to interact!!)

Edited 08.04.24

Who are you?

Call me butterfly 🦋 (or jules), legal adult, gender has no meaning to me and i prefer any pronouns except she/her, probably 'tistic (but my rizz is on the negative hehe), aroace (but for the sake of rp let's consider i'm pan on this blog lol + will not hesitate to simp over fictional characters of any gender)

Main: @timeladix (from which follows ensue)

My art: @julesdraws (rn full hellaverse but keep in mind it's still multifandom)

Wtf is this?

Started off as a butterfly🦋 anon on @/nunalastor 's blog and soon got married to @/lu-lus-duckies so i felt like i should show some face in whatever this has become :>>

Also married to @/lucifersruberduck

And i'm the one that came up with the #nunwhiskers ship name :3 (kinda accidentally lol)

Anything else?

This will sometimes be a role play sideblog (bulshiting around - meaning half the stuff i say or do is exagerated or purely joking bc it's fun) and other times i'll be serious if there is need for me to be

(Just keep in mind i'm autistic and my tone recognision skills are lacking immensly)

Asks always* open, as long as you're not mean i'll probably respond (tho maybe not always right away), feel free to talk ab anything and everything i love engagement :33

*Alright babes, ask box related, these are my HARD NOs (if you won't respect this you'll get blocked and the ask will be deleted sorry): gore, explicit imigery, hate talk (this includes transphobic/homophobic/albeistic/racist etc etc talk), polotics related, horror related, SH and su/i/cide (if it's not said as a joke or it's excessive), ra/pe, violence, abuse, and maybe other stuff that is v extreme or hard to process and doesn't come to mind rn.

(Don't take it personally please, this is me protecting my mental health🦋)

Queer and neurodivergent friendly 🫶

Not a native english speaker!!

Oh and I can actually make pancakes :>>>

(and yes i loooove butterflies)

Wanna add smth you forgot?

Oh yeah i'll update this post as this blog evolves (idk what to expect from this tbh but i'm here for the funsies)

TaGs:

#lore stuff (anything hazbin lore related or unhinged head canons that i find interesting)

#silly wifey stuff (anytime i interact with lulu cuz she's special bc she's my first wife from the polycule)

#silly hubby stuff (anytime i interact with lucifersruberduck aka theo, my first husband :0)

#cursed polycule (everything related to the rest of the polycule - lulu has a chart in their pinned)

#cursed cursed worms (anything worm related)

#butterfly talks (anytime i talk in reblogs or post stuff on its own)

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

How would you have written the story if Jesse wasn't in Love with Cole? Would they just be good friends? Would Cole still have a crush on Zane? Would have have shipped Cole with someone else or even Jesse with someone else? Would Jesse still have his character arc and be so close to the group? Would the others have other opinions on him?

idk this got long cuz my brain rot started showing:

How would you have written the story if Jesse wasn't in Love with Cole? Would they just be good friends? -

Legacy!Jesse, Royal!Jesse, Mermaid!Jesse, Cracked!Jesse: There is no universe in which I wouldn't love him!!!!!

DR!Jesse: Except the one in which the universe tries to force me not to (and fails)

Honestly though, I dunno how it would've gone! Technically, nothing major would change if Jesse was taken out—he's more of a situation enhancer than a situation changer (with some exceptions). The Crush Thing was the whole reason Jesse became, well, Jesse in the first place, as the Fuchsia Ninja was just going to be a joke character until the end of S2 otherwise, which would've meant no big surprise-element lore, no EM!Mystake, certainly no Miranda, far less focus on the student Council kids (meaning Antonia and Harumi wouldn't have gotten nearly as much spotlight), and we wouldn't have gotten the majority of the Elemental Compass info until season 3 when it was truly relevant.........

Half of the initial problem with wanting to incorporate more of the Fuchsia Ninja (for more movie!DNA in the story) is that I couldn't come up with a reason as to why this guy would even care what the 'actual' ninja were doing (as again, this was also prior to the completion of the Compass + making Surprise a full-on Element + the whole 'it's all gotta be a secret' thing). At one point he was going to be Lil Nelson's babysitter, but then that still didn't provide ample opportunity to, like, get him involved in anything.

And I (in a rare moment of weakness) don't even know how I'd depict a fully platonic Jesse and Cole lmaoooooooo it feels WRONG—

Cole, in art class: Psst, hey you, pink guy.

Jesse: ...yeah?

Cole: Can I borrow a pencil?

Jesse: Oh, yeah, sure. Here you go.

Cole: Cool, thanks. *puts on headphones and keeps drawing, never speaks to Jesse again*

Jesse: *thinking* ...I don't think I'm getting that pencil back. Oh well.

Cole: *thinking* What was that guy's name again? Jackson? Oh well.

...okay I could probably do better than that but I also can't conjure up a scenario that wouldn't inevitably end up in an 'oh' moment HELP

Would Cole still have a crush on Zane? - lol yes I wouldn't let go of my early!seasons Glacier love, you can pry Cole having a hopeless crush on Zane until mid-S3 (or early!S4) from my cold dead hands. But, Pixane would still be for the win.

Would you have shipped Cole with someone else or even Jesse with someone else? - Cole? Doubtful, especially now that DR is in the picture. Jesse? ...maybe? Aside from a brief thing with Skylor there's not really anyone else Jesse would have that sort of chemistry with—maybe post-S6 Sunni (which would piss Samantha off soooo bad lmfao), maybe a magician's assistant he gets down the line (who totally isn't a cute girl named Rory), maybe he just waits until adulthood to find a boyfriend or he just never gets bitten by the romance bug in the first place and resigns himself to not wanting and/or needing that kind of relationship and then we never get Cam

Would Jesse still have his character arc and be so close to the group?- The Character arc, yeah, definitely, since I kind of significantly need him for S4 now, but it all would've been squashed into S3-S4 rather than..."gently" paced out since S1. I doooon't think he would've been as close with the group though, and probably would've been like most of the other Derivatives and just tried to keep his nose down in the wake of all the chaos with The Order and whatnot (because if he's not nearly as involved in all the Elemental drama then there's no reason for Miranda's character to be a thing either, and that's even more personal motivation hacked away from him–)

Would the others have other opinions on him?-

Lloyd: He's interesting, wish I had more time to get to know him better. I never had time to ask though ;w;

Nya: He's a very hard worker in the student council! Dunno a thing of what he's like outside of school—He could be a killer for all we know.

Zane: I do not like his unpredictability. It unsettles me. How does he keep popping up without being detected?!

Jay: ...wait, who?

Kai: Nah, fuck that guy

Lloyd: ...Kai that's your opinion now-

Kai: Yeah but in this theoretical scenario I'd actually mean it

Jesse: I'm not even safe in an alternate reality e-e

Miranda: Imagine not falling in love with a boy leading to the existence of your own sister being deemed unnecessary. I'M the one truly suffering!

Cole: ...Wait what was that about falling in love with a boy–?

Jesse: NOTHING

Miranda: ...and with that attitude we might as well be in that non-romantic reality now

Jesse: AUGHHHH

[paper-fowl]

I'm going to reattempt doing tumblr posts (I was new to the whole thing, before) by presenting my au of TADC, it doesn't have a name yet (or plot), but I have a few things written down for what I want it to be. (I NEED IDEAS)

* It will be a survival-type au (I know there's like 6 other survival AUs out there..),

* It will feature showtime (the ship),

* the longer you stay, the more messed up you become (physically)

* abstraction will be the same as canon TADC, (insanity, no abstracted infection)

* I'm thinking about making the circus into a theme park.. maybe?

* mutation? Bug.. thing... Idk lol

Character Design

* Pomni's stats: Health is in peak condition (newest player stuff...), runs faster than most members, agility grows higher when spooked.

My Description: Droopy hat, thin puffy arm sleeves, leg wraps, darker color palette (maroon, navy blue, gold-ish stripes.) no bells/puffs on torso.

* Caine's stats: No health bar (if I even add one...), can be damaged but will never truly die, faster than any member (cuz... you know .. he's the one in charge).

My Description: long over coat, longer canine teeth, feathered, wide tophat, no bowtie (he's not fancy anymore).

* Zooble's stats: flight control is not as good as Caine's, swaps parts for newer ones from statues, their box, and sometimes even wildlife... (ew)

My Description: Bug wings!!!! They also wear a poncho.

uhm

welp

The end of this post, (for now.)

I doubt I'll be able to keep working on this due to school... And lack of motivation...

But if you want me to finish this, then good luck, lol.

[vacantgodling]

The sexuality/gender/otp headcanon ask game stuff for any oc of your choice? Bonus points if it's someone you haven't talked about in a while

thank you!!

i haven't talked about noh outside of the very very basics of his story and what's going on so let's talk about my favorite boyo.

here is he (cuz i found this picrew and i thought it was cute) -- the only thing that's off about it is that noh usually wears a mask over his face; he's completely mute and only uses sign language so in a way he views his mouth as "useless" so he doesn't like it being seen lol.

Sexuality: gay gay homosexual gay

Gender: noh is trans masc!

A ship I have with said character: so the main ship that i have with him is a space pirate named emerion jackson. technically speaking the two of them have known of each other since before noh had amnesia; noh and his team were actively trying to bring emerion in and though they never met in person the two of them were definitely :eye emojis: at each other because it was "oh, finally a challenge" type scenario. but then when noh disappeared off the face of the earth and started being plastered everywhere as a criminal, emerion got a little.... worried about him. it seems crazy and its not something that he would talk about to any of his crew because they would heckle him for it, but the fact that someone as formidable and determined as the mysterious (bc they'd never met face to face) noh bell; and how he's suddenly a criminal by the govt??? something is up.

the two of them end up meeting in person at a bar at the edge of a particular star system after noh is dropped off by the cargo crew that found him adrift in space. emerion recognizes noh immediately but doesn't say anything until someone else recognizes noh and a bar fight ensues bc they want to bring noh in for the money. emerion and his men jump in and end up helping him out and then he drags noh onto his ship.

at first, emerion isn't sure what to make of actually seeing noh face to face. coupled with the fact that noh doesn't remember that he was originally hunting him and his crew down its odd. but then he learns about the amnesia etc etc and emerion kind of feels guilt for not telling him everything up front. but part of him also likes the fact that noh doesn't remember anything and they end up beginning to form an actual bond and attachment to one another, which gets a BIT complicated as noh starts to learn his identity.

idk now that i'm writing all of this out fully i'm so in the mood to talk more about them; emerion is such a jackass and has a stick up it but at the same time he really cares about noh and hes SO INTIMATELY aware of HOW FUCKED he is lmaooo its kind of hilarious.

A BROTP I have with said character: noh has a really good circle of friends because they all grew up training together in the JACK and JILL program. the closest friend he has is amelia (who was his JACK so they know each other like the back of their own hands) but i think the cutest brotp/friendship he has is with neso.

neso is a very special JACK/JILL unit because she's a system with just one other alter and so she doesn't have a separate physical "body" that serves as her partner; its technically just within herself. the two of them are fully aware of each other and can switch back and forth though its not fully at will. she is the host and neon is her alter (and is essentially her older brother). neso can call neon to the front and he will show up occasionally but its not often because he doesn't really like people lol (though he is okay with the rest of their friend group). usually he shows up in dangerous situations because he's the JILL of their unit and in this universe they were able to engineer technology to change neso's eye color back and forth when she and neon switch fronting.

neso and noh are really alike and she can be somewhat childlike and cling to him. they use sign language with each other the most--especially in episodes where she's having a ptsd flashback or episode, he can help talk her down and taught her signs since she was young. they also tend to be the most quiet of their friend group and prefer to just vibe while the others (amelia, iodine, and ethan) are more personable and loud lol.

A NOTP I have with said character: this isn't a notp so much as like, its not canon anymore BUT it did used to be canon back in the day when i felt like i had to overcompensate with heterosexuality in all of my wips (i've had noh as an oc and this story for at least a decade so yknow). but before, noh and amelia were actually supposed to be the endgame couple, but at the end of the day i think they just work better together as best friends/found family. they know each other so well; to the point that its less like being with someone you're attracted to and more like being with the other half of their own brain so like... how am i gonna be attracted to myself energy. plus, amelia ends up with an engineer named claude and they're so sweet together i want to throw up <3

A random headcanon: noh is heavily inspired by my personal interpretation of link which is where his muteness stemmed from :)

General Opinion over said character: i love noh A LOT and i need to get over my fear of writing scifi because i've been wanting to tell his story for years. i project onto him a lil bit sure but he's such a fun character and i wanna figure out more about his storyline so i can be driven insane by it

since ive been talking about it so much, perhaps i might lol.

feel free to send me a character (mine or overwatch) and i'll do this for them :D

[sirensea14]

Do u have any more witchbrew to share by any chance? X3 no pressure lol

Ive not made any new art of witchbrew :/

But maybe a few headcanons

Idk if i shared this but MayNot was the first name i came up with the ship. But someone from the IMserver came u with WitchBrew so i went with it (they were so brilliant with the name, kudos to them, i love it)

Mayhem occasionally uses Not-Cup's head for brewing potions, Not-Cup is either annoyed cuz it smells so good and she uses his head as a cauldron or likes it because Mayhem trusts him with her shit.

Actually the 'potions' shes brewing on his head are actually... just random drinks she wants to try from our world (i headcanon she has some sort of 4th wall breaking ability) Not-Cup wonders what the cuss is she making XD and is curious but Mayhem slaps his hand "Hey hey! No touching! Tsk tsk!"

(actually idek if mayhem does brew potions like a normal witch 💀)

If there's a fight going on, Mayhem would throw runes (her magic aura is lime green) while Not-Cup shoots pink bullets. They fight opponents synchronously that they throw attacks one after the another, not leaving a chance for their opponent to breathe

Not-cup wonders why is she winking at the emptiness but laughs at it annyways (mayhem was communicating with the audience)

They like to throw hands at each other and fight but theyre not serious about killing each other

"Hmm why do you need this straw?" *Grabs Not-Cup's straw and examines it with an intrigued and questioning expression*

"Hey hey hey hey! No grabbing!" *Tries to grab back his straw from mayhem* "I need that!"

They had this convo multiple times

Mayhem is the peculiar one while Not-Cup just went with her flow~ and they like to annoy each other. Not-cup initiates pranks but it backfires cuz Mayhem got smth better

Cuphead is the beauty and Mayhem is the brains

Random: This is them in my emojis X

🧹☕ , 💜x💗 or 💚x♥️

Welp, maybe thats all ig, i need ta eat breakfast XD

[leorai4life]

heeey idk if you're active and you may have seen this but youtube watch?v=apOGUrqIQ_M, the OFFICIAL tmnt channel put out a leo/karai moments video. the name of the video even includes the blue and black hearts. i think the writers were kinda dumb with making karai splinter's daughter but the writers' intentions were not having them be incest. they're just in a weird position where one was biologically related to splinter (karai) but not raised by him, and the other was not biologically related to splinter (leo) but raised by him.

i also think ppl trying to be so insistent on splinter being leo's biological dad is weird bc leo has BLUE eyes and even if mutation took the dna like that, he'd share it with a kids' dna or the shop keepers or some in the sewers. even though splinter and leo don't share genetics, splinter is still just as much leo's dad. it's fine ppl being uncomfy with it but attacking shippers is stupid bc it's not incest.

i think the fact that's the only thing ppl can come up with to talk shit about it shows that leorai has a lot going for it. and at least leo didn't decide to change karai's name to an artwork of a woman painted by a man which is objectifying and creepy cough cough raph/mona cough

Hi, yes still active! I did in fact see the Leorai compilation on the official channel, yeah! I was happy that they were acknowledging Leorai as a semi-canon ship (tho the actual video barely has any Leorai moments; more like Leo vs Karai moments lol).

Yes I agree that Leo and Karai were put in a awkward position by the writers whereby one is Splinter's biological child (Karai) but not raised by him, and one is his child by lifelong bond (Leo) but not by blood. However the intention wasn't incest, the writers just over-complicated Karai's backstory imo because she was introduced as Leo's love interest/rival (and arguably created the most interesting dynamic for Leo AND the best romantic pairing in the show), so revealing her as Miwa makes it harder to explain to those non-shippers, ESPECIALLY if their introduction to Leo and Karai was via Rise where they actively state that the TMNT are related to Splinter AND refer to Karai as 'gran-gran' (Rise Leo and Karai should NOT be shipped). I understand the confusion from a surface level, but it's why you really have to pay attention to Leo and Karai's interactions after she's revealed as Miwa to show that they don't view each other as siblings (peep my pinned post where I go in-depth about this). And yeah, but in all honesty people just love to talk shit about ships that they don't like or throw shade at it constantly - kiiinndaa like what you did with RaMona /lh I know some of the RaMona shippers tend to hate on Leorai cuz some (emphasis on SOME) tend to see RaMona as the superior ship (it's solid but I definitely see some flaws; such as Mona abandoning her mission to save her planet from destruction for some guy she met like THREE TIMES AND THEN NOT APPEAR AGAIN-), but don't stoop to their level - just ignore their trash talk and enjoy Leorai <3

[the-somwthing]

why did you start shipping scottishbeans?

Oh boy I knew someone would ask after I made that post.

Okay so. It’s a crazy story. I’ll start like this: I do life series roleplays with my sister. Well, really we just have the one RP, called cringefail au. It started as a Double Life RP but it’s currently Limited Life now.

“So did Scott and Joel get together in that RP and it made you ship them,” you ask? Kind of. They didn’t get together in CANON cringefail au. HOWEVER. We have like a million AUs of Cringefail AU. We call it the Cringefail Multiverse. Just a bunch of 5th season AUs (that’ll probably become 6th season AUs once we finally reach Secret Life) (also not all of them are 5th seasons some are “escaping the death games” or some alternate scenarios but a majority of them are)

But the VERY FIRST one of our 5th season AUs is where my love for scottishbeans originated. You might be thinking “well this is pretty random but it’s not THAT strange, just a little AU roleplay that spawned a ship!” Well. Before I explain further I want to be clear that THIS AU STARTED AS A JOKE. IT WAS JUST A JOKE. But it got so serious we had to continue.

So now let me tell you the story of Maid Life. Well, I won’t explain the WHOLE plot cuz that would be wack, but I’ll explain where scottishbeans came from in it and how ridiculous the whole situation was.

Warning for evil Jimmy and almost everyone in maid outfits and self harm and suicidal character and overall just a very disturbing AU

ALSO IT’S VERY LONG. Sorry idk how to keep things short.

OKAY SO MAID LIFE. First off, I’m gonna explain why we STARTED this joke AU, cuz it actually gives a lot of context.

So my sister and I were messing around with a little team randomizer we love. So we could generate random pairs to imagine as new ships or put them in random scenarios or anything really. The problem was, there were only 17 players! This was before Secret Life. So there was an uneven number.

I decided to be funny and add an 18th thing, something scary that the characters would NOT want to be paired with. And I decided that scary thing would be: “THE MAID OUTFIT”. Yeah idk. It was just really funny to me. So now we would just run the randomizer and see who would get stuck with THE MAID OUTFIT.

I said “welcome to the new season where one of us will be in a maid outfit” and ran it and Pearl ended up getting it. Then we decided to do the REVERSE and here’s where we finally get into maid life. Welcome to Maid Life, where everyone is in a maid outfit except one person (the person who gets paired with THE MAID OUTFIT)

It was Jimmy. Jimmy is the one randomly selected to NOT be in a maid outfit. So we start humoring this “new season” with the idea that there wasn’t really an intro and nobody knows what the gimmick is. But clearly they’re all in a maid outfit except Jimmy so they start assuming the gimmick is that they’re all Jimmy’s maids. In truth it’s just 3rd Life but everyone except Jimmy is in a maid outfit. We also added some other lore to the “gimmick” but that’s irrelevant.

Now here’s where I finally explain what I mean by “evil Jimmy”. Cuz “why would you make him evil?” The answer is I didn’t. He’s my character that I roleplay, but I didn’t make him evil, THE RANDOMIZER DID. Because remember we were doing this because we were having fun with a randomizer. So I decided since Jimmy was the master I would control his actions with the randomizer. AND HE WAS SO BAD.

Lemme explain how this worked. The randomizer was always just everyone’s names + THE MAID OUTFIT generating random pairs (which we could ignore the pairs and pretend it’s a list if needed). The first thing I did was have Jimmy rank who he thought looked the best in their new outfits randomly which has heavily affected the plot lol, Pearl scoring lowest caused her first death, Scar being 5th but being told that “only the top 4 matter” caused a lot of drama, and tons more. The reason only the top 4 matter is because I liked to use “Jimmy” and “THE MAID OUTFIT” as spaces to separate the rankings, so each instance of either one of those things would be a line that would separate the list into “good” “neutral” and “bad” so that Jimmy could decide many things are good or bad or just okay without having a quota of good/bad people to meet. And he seemed to think a MAJORITY of the cast looked bad. So that’s why “only the top 4 matter”, they were the only ones who made it on the good side of the line. (For anyone curious top four was: 4-Etho, 3-Lizzie, 2-Joel, 1-Grian)

The second thing I had Random Jimmy do was assign everyone jobs, since that’s what you’re supposed to do with maids. So I put together a list of 9 jobs he would assign them, and then randomize who would be working each job and who they would be working with. Jimmy was trying to be a good guy by working WITH everyone (but whoever got paired with THE MAID OUTFIT would be working that job alone), but as the plot progresses everyone would honestly rather he didn’t work alongside them 😭

Okay, the base context took WAY too long to explain. The jobs change whenever Jimmy feels they need to, new ones get added, and every morning they have a little meeting where Jimmy reveals the “Maid of the Week” rankings and then assigns everyone their job for the day/week (Jimmy renamed days to weeks).

SO WHERE DO SCOTT AND JOEL COME IN? First a little context of what they were up to individually before their big moment happens. Scott? I don’t really remember. He was friends with Scar and Cleo, mostly interested in drama (hence being friends with Scar) and not really caring much about Jimmy, kind of just realizing along with most people that he’s completely nonsensical. (The weird thing is Jimmy manages to be JUST consistent enough to not feel like a randomizer. He’s scary). But JOEL. Joel didn’t really have any friends, and kept to himself cuz he had his own things going on. Mostly depression. Why? Well, for starters, it’s cringefail au Joel, and he has ten million issues. In Limited Life, he wanted to sacrifice himself for Jimmy, but unlike canon it wasn’t entirely out of love, it was partially out of guilt. Things kept happening in Limited Life that drained Joel’s happiness to the point he was more suicidal than sacrificial, and he eventually fell out of love with Jimmy and was only left with the crushing guilt driving himself to die for him. The one thing stopping Joel was Bdubs. They were married and everything lol. Since we didn’t actually finish Limited Life rp at this time, we can’t say what exactly happened at the end, but we know that no matter what Jimmy dies first. So Joel fails. Then Maid Life begins, and Joel realizes that his purpose this life is to serve Jimmy, and believes it is a sign that he wasn’t supposed to love, he was supposed to give up his life for Jimmy, and this is his chance at redemption.

But Jimmy keeps scoring Joel low. Joel believes that this life was meant for him to make things up to Jimmy, to finally give his life for him, yet he can’t seem to do anything right by Jimmy. Never scoring high on the maid of the week rankings, typically low ranking. It’s devastating him, he’s trying to find ways to make Jimmy happy with him but nothing seems to work. What makes it worse is that he was ranked 2nd on looks so he can’t even use that excuse like Pearl. Jimmy thinks Joel looks nice but he can’t do anything right.

So basically, Joel is one of the few people at this time who actually cares about what Jimmy says and thinks, and Scott doesn’t care that much. Neither of them had really interacted much. One day, they get assigned to the most infamous job together: Paranormal Investigator.

Paranormal Investigator wasn’t a job that was always there, but with sheep mysteriously being dyed and the kitchen that always goes on fire if you feel too many emotions in it, it was something Jimmy had been considering adding and finally did once his pants went missing. Yep, his pants went missing. Everyone knows it wasn’t ghosts, a couple of people noticed Etho wearing the pants the same morning Jimmy was missing them, but Jimmy didn’t notice. He believed it was yet another mysterious occurrence and made paranormal investigator a new job. So it’s half paranormal investigation and half Find The Missing Pants.

The PROBLEM was, Etho and Grian kept getting paranormal investigator, and THEY WERE THE ONES WHO STOLE IT. So the paranormal investigation notes were filled with whatever random BS they wanted Jimmy to believe.

By the time Joel and Scott got assigned to be paranormal investigators together, Scott knew the typical strategy with the job: write down whatever stupid magic thing you want Jimmy to believe. But Joel was always super serious about the jobs he was assigned, and hated this idea. By the end of the day, Scott had made up all kinds of weird stuff, and then Joel quickly added at the end that Scott had made all of that stuff up before Scott could stop him. The next morning, they both ranked at the bottom.

They were furious at each other. “Why would you tell him I made that stuff up?!” “Why are you making stuff up instead of doing your job properly?!” and they were still yelling at each other by the time they had both been assigned to work together AGAIN for the SECOND TIME IN A ROW. I think they were nurse fire fighter therapists now tho (don’t ask, that job has been thru a lot). So they had to VERY ANGRILY stick together the whole day.

This made Scott realize he hadn’t ever really talked with Joel much, and noticed he was really focused on doing good. And also very depressed. He started to sympathize with Joel more, but Joel wasn’t having it. Which made Scott angry. So despite the little bit of understanding blooming, they still hated each other.

They kept getting assigned to either work together, near each other, or Scott would be assigned nurse/firefighter/therapist and choose to hover over Joel, since he could use a nurse a therapist and he’s very flammable so probably a firefighter too. Joel hated it. He hated therapists especially if they were named Scott Smajor.

Okay here’s where things get a little YIKES! I don’t remember how EXACTLY it started or when but Joel came to realize that the more he suffered, the higher he would score in the rankings. So he started hurting himself since it was the only thing he knew that Jimmy APPARENTLY liked. Even if he completely ignored his assigned job, he could still score good if he hurt himself badly.

Which is why I said he could use a nurse, and why Scott liked to hover around him. He became concerned. He always tried being a therapist and trying to convince Joel to stop caring what Jimmy thought, but the problem went so deep it wasn’t that easy. It’s worth mentioning that Scott once told Joel a story of something “that happened to [him] once” in an attempt to convince Joel to care more about what he wants instead of what he thinks he’s supposed to do, until he finished the story and Joel realized “we don’t remember anything other than the death games, that never happened to you!” And Scott said “no it totally did” and we decided to make it part of his actual Cringefail backstory lol. So it did.

Scott caught on that Jimmy would score Joel higher if he was hurt too, and became furious. Nobody really liked Jimmy much, but now Scott HATED him. He had tried to convince Joel that Jimmy wouldn’t want him to do that but THE RANDOMIZER GETS REAL CONSISTENT WITH THIS FOR SOME REASON!!!

Joel also starts getting assigned to Paranormal Investigator A LOTTT. And he HATES IT. It is arguably one of the WORST jobs. It means NOTHING, you are typically stuck interrogating Etho and Grian who will make it HELL for you, you HAVE to work off the previously written material which includes the time traveling ball pit from fnaf, and Jimmy REALLY CARES ABOUT THIS so you HAVE to be careful what you write. It’s MISERABLE especially for someone like Joel who is ACTUALLY TRYING HIS BEST.

^ literally. It was SOOO BAD for him. He was almost CONSTANTLY at his breaking point and Jimmy would NOT let him catch a break. It was practically the only reason he let Scott get close to him, because he LITERALLY could not take it anymore. It got so bad that he would finally let himself indulge in Scott’s comfort even tho he thought it was wrong. And Scott kept trying his best to therapize Joel.

It doesn’t sound very good when I poorly explain it like this but ah. I remember “that was the first time you told me what you wanted” and other moments so well. They still like, hated each other, but it was in a more gay way. They got caught in the deep dark once and summoned the warden and had to escape, that was fun. And let’s not even get into the freaking ice cream thing. God.

But that kind of reminds me of another reason Scott HATEDD Jimmy. He liked to see Joel suffer, but also would enjoy when Scott was being gay with him. Scott feels like Jimmy is a total creep about Joel and hates it so much he wants Jimmy AWAYY especially since Joel WANTS to please him.

But then big moment!!! Joel and Scott get into a FIGHT!!! I wish I could remember exactly what was said but basically Joel yells at Scott like “I don’t care about you and I never will you suck go away forever” and Scott is obviously really upset and runs away. Then Joel is instantly hit with regret because he didn’t actually mean what he said, he just was trying to push Scott away the whole time because he knows from Limited Life that falling in love will distract him from his purpose and cause him to fail, and he doesn’t want to know what life will make him go through next if he fails cuz Maid Life has been HELL. So he was trying to push Scott away so he wouldn’t care about anyone other than Jimmy, but now he realized it’s too late, cuz he feels awful seeing how upset he made Scott. It is then that he realizes that his regret in Limited Life wasn’t that he didn’t die for Jimmy, but that he neglected his lover Bdubs for it and made Bdubs feel like Joel would rather die for some guy he doesn’t even like than live a happy life with his lover.

Meanwhile with Scott, Cleo had been helping him with his relationship kind of for a while, and since she barely knows what’s going on, only whatever Scott tells her which constantly flips between “he hates me I’m starting to feel like I’m doing something wrong whenever I try to help him”, “I literally have no idea what message he’s trying to send me”, and “I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3 HE’S SO NICE TO ME!!!” Her only conclusion is “you’re insane get some help” and after Joel said that to him she convinces him to move on.

And then the next morning Joel goes over to Scott and apologizes for that and says that now he’s ready to commit to Scott and try to ignore Jimmy (but he still wants to try to do his job but he’ll try not to hurt himself to do it). And Scott instantly caves and then they love each other so much <3 they’re finally not dancing around their feelings and are officially in love. They still like to hate each other sometimes for fun cuz they both like it but overall they don’t mean it and they love each other.

Joel also talks to Bdubs! He knows the only reason he’s finally able to be in a healthier relationship with Scott is because of Bdubs so he goes and talks to him and apologizes for Limited Life and says he wishes he showed Bdubs how much he loved him then and Bdubs appreciates it. He also lets Bdubs take off his mask around him but that’s a whole other part of Maid Life we don’t have to talk about. Scott and Joel aren’t the only ones with crazy stuff going on that AU is ironically one of our angstiest.

SO YEAH THATS HOW SCOTT X JOEL HAPPENED IN MAID LIFE. I was like “man, I love this ship so much, I wonder if I can make it work in canon?” So I put on a playlist apple music made for me with mostly songs I hadn’t listened to and began trying to remember any Scott and Joel interactions throughout the canon life series. That’s when I realized they actually had an incredibly interesting rivalry the entire time and I hadn’t noticed. The reason I brought up that I was listening to music is that Al Dente by Jack Stauber came up and it helped me imagine their dynamic and now I think the song is so them despite the fact that it’s probably not? I don’t actually know what the song is about at all but to me it’s about them. You know how it is. I’ll occasionally sprinkle references to the song in my scottishbeans works but you’ll probably not find many as I get embarrassed.

Soo yeah! I’ll put a TLDR in a reblog lmao. This is way too chaotic and long.

Here’s the only “ship art” of Maid Life Scottishbeans I seem to have created

This was a scene that happened lol. Also yeah he called Scott “Smajor” cuz he hated him and also it sounds professional, like he’s trying to be.

Yeah Maid Life was crazy, I’ve basically summarized the Scott and Joel stuff, but only briefly mentioned the Bdubs stuff, never got into detail about what Scar’s got going on (and how fake his friendship with Scott was on both sides), didn’t mention that Gritho are the most in love actually and also the biggest menaces, or that Grian is an omen of death, or whatever Impulse has going on and don’t forget his thing with Martyn, and Tango and Ren and Tango’s drama with Jimmy, the election where the winner only had one voter who ACTUALLY wanted him to win, man there’s so much even the people I didn’t mention have some sort of thing going on.

And I must thank Maid Life for making me look deeper into Scott and Joel’s canon relationship, because now I love it more than the Maid Life version. Though, scottishbeans started appearing in more cringefail AUs, and it’s pretty nice. Also, I love smallidarity, and cringefail makes me want to explode.