#mammon obey me nightbringer

[mylittlesecrethaven]

I Had The Best Yandere/Pervert Mammon Thought

Ok ok ok.

Y'know how Mammon has his little talk thing with crows right?

So, I was thinking about it-

Imagine this shit-

(I'm cutting it in case I go off the rails with uncomfy stuff)

He uses his crows to spy on you.

I know, nothing new, but just imagine it to an extreme.

Like-

Maybe you meet a crow, yeah? And it's super friendly, so you become friends with it.

And you show it to the brothers, and they're fine with it, and Mammon's chill with it (cause it's one of his familiars), and the bird's super nice.

And you take it with you everywhere.

And I mean everywhere.

To your room, to school, to eat, to bathe, to piss, fucking everywhere.

And you kinda think it's weird that the crow just sits there and watches you sleep.

You kinda think it's weird that it's so rude to anyone who's not one of the brothers.

(I mean, fuck, it nearly pulled someone's eye out cause they asked you something)

You kinda think it's weird that not matter how much you try to lose it for a moment, it appears right beside you.

And you kinda think it's weird that it sits in your bathroom and watches you piss with such intensity that it's actually uncomfortable.

And you swear your trash bins (in your room and bathroom) never get emptied anymore. Anything you throw in them is gone the next day.

And your clothes have been disappearing. (Though, you did find your underwear the other day, but it was stained with something)

And you're just so weirded out.

So you tell Mammon.

But he just says you're being paranoid.

And you ask him to get rid of the crow cause it's freaking you out.

So he does.

But the next thing you know-

You know have a snake doing the exact same thing.

(Cue obsessive/pervert Levi)

(I'm probably not doing another part to this. It wasn't as good as I thought it would be)

[insect-empire]

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[asterronomical]

dance battle<33

[akuzondotcom]

Someone has probs done this before and it’s an old meme but oh well- I just wanted an excuse to draw MC

[irzali-imagines]

I fully believe that Solomon and MC just shout ""Wizard Spells"" at each other whenever they're bored. They shout shit like "I CAST MANUAL BLINKING" "I CAST MANUAL BREATHING" "I CAST EYELASH STUCK IN EYE" "I CAST TOTAL TOUNGE AWARENESS"

No real magic is used but a few demon brothers witnessed a "Wizard Duel" between MC and Solomon and got effected by "manual breathing" and fully believe that they are actually casting spells.

Lucifer: What in the devildom are you all up to now?

Mammon: SHH! MC and Solomon are having a wizard duel.

Belphie: I thought MC could only use our magic? Who's magic are they using?

Asmo: Their own!

Satan: They don't have magic.

Beel: Thats what we thought too but look.

-cut to MC and Solomon on opposite sides of the House of Lamentation's living room-

MC: I CAST INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX

Solomon: Oh you son of a bitch- I CAST ITCHY BONES!

MC: I CAST KIDNEY STONES!

Solomon: I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!

Lucifer: This is ridiculous. These aren't real spells.

MC: I CAST MANUAL BREATHING

Lucifer: *starts focusing on breathing* Wait what

[mammons-sugarbaby]

[villianbell]

Mc *texting lucifer* : sends a voice message

Lucifer *texting back* : I’m a little busy. Is it urgent?

Mc : No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Lucifer : *presses play*

Mc (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Mammon : *screaming in the back ground*

[squeakyducky]

If MC wants someone to do a favour for them, all they have to do is go hug the character's arm, catch them off guard. Muster up the sweetest expression they can make and bat their pretty eyelashes at his questioning gaze and whisper out their wishes to him. And they're putty in your arms despite how smug they look. It works against even the difficult ones like Barbatos, Lucifer or Belphie. They WILL give into it. I guarantee it 100%. The easiest ones are, you guessed it Mammon, Levi and Beelzebub.

[inlovewithl3vi]

I headcannon that devildom days are actually equivalent to two human world days so when MC gets there they just end up passing out randomly in the middle of the day till they eventually figure it out

Like you’ll be just casually playing on your phone in the living room when you start to get tired. You think it’s odd since technically it’s only midday. Until a few hours later your so tired you can barely get up so you just fall asleep.

Especially when it’s early in your stay into the devildom and it’s probably not safe to just fall asleep wherever you are in the middle of the day.

So you decide it’s just gonna be a scheduled nap time, so you have energy for the rest of the day.

I think the brothers would only figure out that you fall asleep in the middle of the day when they drag you with them somewhere.

Like if Mammon and Asmo decide to go to the mall after RAD. You know it’s during nap time but you go anyway. Until three hours later you’re so tired you can see it in your face. Mammon notices something’s wrong and asks you about it. You of course say you’re tired and that is usually nap time for you. Then something just clicks.

Mammons spent a lot of time in the human word, he knows how it’s different from his home. He knows human days are half as long as devildom days.

He obviously cuts the trip short and brings you back home, knowing Lucifer will chew him out if he kept you out any longer like that.

From that point on he let you sleep in his room so that your sleep schedule doesn’t get too messed up. Especially since you can’t just constantly stay up for two days straight. Of course he’d also let you sleep in your room if you wanted. And he would make sure to keep his brothers away (though he’s gonna deny it. The great mammon doesn’t care for humans! But he cares for this one)

Eventually the rest of the brothers find out once you start getting closer. Although he won’t admit it Lucifer is a little ashamed he forgot that humans need more sleep. Mostly since Solomon, aka the only other human, is already used to devildom days and can stay up for long periods of time.

Eventually you just start sneaking into their rooms when they’re gone and you need your midday nap. They probably don’t even notice you’re going into their rooms until one of them catches you asleep.

Don’t even get me started about Belphie😭 he would eat that up.

After you get close he’s definitely going to sleep with you. He would probably be a jerk about it too. Though don’t threaten him by saying you won’t nap with him, he will throw a fit till he gets what he wants.

Though with Belphie you’ll probably end up sleeping longer than intended. What would normally be a 6 hour nap to get you through the rest of the day could easily turn into 14 hours with Belphie.

Maybe it’s not entirely his fault though, his bed is the most comfortable (both the attic one and the one in his room) and he does naturally keep nightmares away.

[strawberrycartt]

RAD classes are tough 🔮🕯️

[mylittlesecrethaven]

I Love This One!

HE'S SO ADORABLE!

GAHAGAHGAHGA!

I fucking love Mammon.

[insect-empire]

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[barbatos-wife]

A typical day at Devildom. (It's not my job)

[5mary5]

GOD DAMNN

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes #190

Sorcerer Mc Introducing their Demon Bf while in his truest form glaring down at the sorcerers who dare to be mean to you-

[avonyxx]

The bros drew themselves 🦅🦅🦅🫴🫴🫴